I haven’t done my census and because of that the Canadian government is after me.Can you harbour me as a fugitive?
>>43676497okay but you have to come to america
>>43676497What do you mean you haven't "done your census"? How do censuses work in Canada?
>>43676636all you have to do is put you’re an indian here temporarily and they give you jobs at tim hortons. the more indians, the more tim hortons.
>>43676636Filling out your census is required by law in Canada. If you don’t they send government agents to your house or apartment to harass you and then eventually either give you a fine or a year of jail time
>>43676790I looked more into it and apparently if you don't fill it out, a person will come to your house and ask questions so they can fill it out for you.
>>43676497i toss all government mail in the trash, i did not consent to being born in c*nada.
>>43676928the world must burn because the government forced me to tell them the names of the people who live in my house
>>43677067So?
>>43677251i'm being sarcastic
>>43677251Bootlicker
>>43677251>>43677293sorry i forgot satire is dead >>43677408
>>43677633>the government is deporting people who legally do not belong herethis is bad>the government is forcing free people to spend time filling out an invasive draconian info sheetthis is fine
>>43677703>the government should know enough about individuals to be able to deport people who shouldn't be here and also not accidentally deport people who should be here>the government should not know anyone's name or address - only banks and private businesses and data brokers get to do that
>>43677785the government shouldn't be asking me if I'm happy
>>43676686indians and tim hortons have been keeping the loaf economy afloat for the last decade
only on the condition i get to rip your bussy apart
