>fucked 11 so far by hamming it up and pretending i’m gay instead of bi>on poon number 12>short, fat, big tits and stretched ears>message him and ask if he’s also a fan of jeff rosenstock>he falls for the bait hook line and sinker>he comes over to my place this afternoon >his pics were old, even fatter in person>pussy was insane though>after sex i put on rupaul’s >”omg anon you love drag too???”and that’s why i’m getting my dick wet again this thursday.
ofc he loves rupaul lmfao
>>43680267Wtf I'm a cis moid and i like jeff rosenstock
>>43680267b-but in a gay way, r-right anon?
>>43680419to be completely honest with you, it depends on the following for me to register it as gay sex:>he's hairy>he's muscular>he got top surgery>he wants it in the ass, not his pussyif the four criteria above are not filled, it just feels like i'm fucking one of my female exes. i probably don't have to pretend to be gay instead of bi, but why fix what ain't broke?
>>43680452good to know
well crafted op
>>43680478tell that to the gay flag on my wall i haven't even ironed. none of this is bait, i'm genuinely optimizing myself for as much sex as possible
>>43680267im 6'5, white and handsome yet only pooners hit on me on lgbt dating apps. i made an account on taimi yesterday and got dozens of messages from poonersthey all look the sameshort fat baby faced dudes with horrible beards fucking disgusting looking
>>43680491>pretending i’m gay instead of bi >gay flag on my wall i haven't even ironedEasily the formula for DROWNING in desperate horny T boy pussy, penetrating anyone or anything ain't my thing though.
>>43680611why are you on /lgbt/
>>43680611>download dating app marketed for queer people>get msgs from queer people>act disgusted by it??
>>43680267I cruise trans dudes on grinder too but i dont feel the need to put on a whole song and dance about it. Like yeah you can sleep with gay dudes by dming them on the gay sex app. Whats so crazy about that?
>>43680898because im incel. i identify as lgbt because im forced to be incel>>43680934im fine with the idea of fucking trannies just not fat blob pooners. they have hairy swamp pussies. its revolting
>>43680934nta but there are some fugly ppl on gay apps, like at least make yourself presentable
>>43680267I wish i was a cis man instead of a pooner so i could do this, fml
>>43680267>Having sex with a gay man instead of a bi manCouldn't be me>>43683480You can do this as a pooner
>>43680611>im 6'5, white and handsomeDoubt