I have a fantasy of being a sheep girl and I'd have a wonderful shepherd who'd be my husband as well.After taming me by giving me apples as a treat, cuddling with me and protecting me from wolves he'd sedate me with strong pain killers and in my haze he'd clip my ears and give me ear tags, saw off my horns and brand me with his initials... I'd be completely at his mercy and domesticated and I'd have to follow him around for the rest of my life and have my wool sheared by him to make clothing for him and when I die after a long happy life from natural causes he'd butcher me for my flesh and organs >///<He could make haggis and sausages from my carcass and keep my skull as a memory of the good little ewe that he owned and loved. I'm so happy I'm crying as I write this T_T
>>43688564That sounds kinda nice in a freaky sort of way....
This was nice till the butchering part. I wouldn't want to eat my sheepwife ...
>>43688564why are trannies like this
>>43688666It's okay to want to be a man's livestock!>>43688680Umm yeah it wouldn't be nice if she was killed before her time but it's only after her natural death and isn't it the highest honour to be eaten by one's shepherd-husband? That way the sheepwife can be with him forever.>>43688809We're just silly like that
>>43688564Umm also obviously he'd milk my udders to get sheep milk to make cheese and yoghurt out of it!
>>43688564Lmao this is literally just a Christian mystic desire but you've been pharma'd into thinking it's a sex/gender thing.
>>43689594I know that already ^_^ Christ is my lord
>>43688564would you let kids or other people pet you or just your owner
>>43690009Whoever my shepherd allows to pet me
>>43688564This is a little insane, but at this stage of the game I’m fine with that. If the love of my life told me what you wrote, I’d roleplay sheep/farmer stuff with her. I’d constantly buy apples so I could hand feed her apple slices, and I’d get her a fuzzy woollen blanket just for her to wear. I’d also get a wool sweater in the same colour so we could pretend it was shorn from her. As for the cannibalism part I truly have no clue how to play along with that fantasy in real life. The rest is fine though.
>>43690120Eww no farmers. Shepherd. Also you could find out a way to make her lactate so you could drink her sheep milk right out of her udder.
>>43689379>isn't it the highest honour to be eaten by one's shepherd-husband?i’m always saying this but people still think it’s weird that there was an empty casket at my wife’s funeral
I would be a cat that steals food from the farm and sneaks in to annoy you
>>43688564 do you have a carbon monoxide alarm and does it work
>>43690716>people still think it’s weird that there was an empty casket at my wife’s funeral>wasAnon...>>43690718That would be so cute nona!>>43690829I don't but I don't have a gas leak or anything
>>43688809pretty much run of the mill stuff for women with the tranny combination of life difficulties. pretty wholesome and self-sacrificial if you aren't too sheltered
>>43693205This. It's normal.
