Boymoders: Is it true that your shorky can be forced to testify in a court of law? Would their testimony condemn or exonerate you? What have they seen?
>>43692789normally i'm firmly against ai but seeing this haj with stubby little arms is the cutest i can't
>>43692789>me eating plain rice
>>43692816Whaddaya think you are, some kinda pandamoder?! 3 weeks in boyjail! D:< *bang!*
>>43692839>patrolling the boypolice station
>>43692883You DON'T want to go to boyjail! The guards are really rough and tough!
>>43692901...but easily bribed.
>>43692991>These walls can't hold me
>>43692991!!!! :OVery hard to pull off, however, because of course you are thoroughly searched for any an all treats before entering!
>>43693039boymoders often dig through walls though >>43693079well, given how nyanmoders are often very smug, it should come as no surprise they are good at smug-gling.
>>43693100Nyanmoder smuggling consortium, front office reception!
Slop
>>43693138>network of illegal tuna
please boyslopper, won't you think of the le water?
>>43693218Forged tuna permits!!! DX
>>43693272>busted!!!
>>43693596When all of a sudden........... OUT OF THE SHADOWS..............
>>43692789Joke on them, I have a ted. Everyone knows teds are lawful good.
>>43693793w... what's a ted? :o
>yarn :3
>>43693975Do cats really like to play with yarn? X3I'm asking you because you are the cat expert :3c
>>43693975Also sorry if that last scenario was a little too spooky ;~; *hug*
>>43693977yeah. pretty much anything they can chase. :3>>43693985uh? spooky? which one?
>>43693993With the tuna smuggler getting busted and then a stealthy BAP from the shadows!
>>43694001meow :3
>>43694250*takes you up into lap for pets and scratchies* uwu
>>43694274soz idk what to gen :3
>>43694932Aww cute shorky :3Watch anything interesting lately? I saw the wolf of wall street... it had its moments, but overall it was meh
>>43695030i actually watched prince of egypt recently again. one of my favorite movies :3
>>43695057Let my people go! ehehe X3Maybe I'll go check that one out! Still haven't seen the ten commandments from the 50's
>>43695112your retarded AI image couldn't keep the signs straight. god i hope you choke on a carrot your talentless hack. then again i doubt you would even stoop to eat a vegetable and sustain yourself on nothing but brown foods like a shut in troglodyte.
>>43695112yeah that movie is cheesy. but it is pretty good tho. but you can still see that transitional period when the difference between movie acting and directing wasn't as distinct from theatre acting and directing.
>>43695137Awww she's directing a movie! ^~^Boymoders can do anything~! I, however, am growing tired, and must nap uwu We should chat more about movies later :3c
>>43695174what kind of movie would be an ideal for boymoders?(also have a nice napp)
>>43692789the shark has seem me getting plappaed and cum enemas for quite some time. I'm even ashamed to look at him
>>43695949rip
what's the point of these spam threads anyway?you know you can just use chatbots on your own without taking up space here, right
>>43695174hehe well, good night :3
>>43697783You hate fun
>>43698507Ok, I wasn't nappin', I was full-on shleepin' uwuGood night! Hope I see you again tomorrow!>>43695949O____O;;>>43695413Animes and cartoons :3
>>43692839This is my favorite boymoder image and now think it's canonical that Chinese people stir fry on the great wall.
>>43700257They also bonk on their tanggus uwu
>>43702148Is that a quick fox jumping over a lazy brown dog? :3cI'm the dawg, hehe :3
>>43702185yes :3
>>43702185And now, this dawg, must have a schnooze :3 ehehe.... good night! ^~^/
>>43702361Aw dis one's even cuter! :3Oh boy, 8 seconds apart, hehe... Ok here I go for real :3
>>43702364>>43702378good night :3
>>43702510Awww cute puppy... I love it when a cat or dog curls up and becomes a cinnamon bun :3
>>43704203>cinnamon bun too lovely to eat :3
>>43704849j... just like you... >//////<
>>43705110>////<
>>43705110>:3
>>43705469>>43705485!!! X3I'm thinkin' about frying up some mushrooms, hehe :3
>>43705583for pasta or...? :3
>>43705601Making kinda a stew with chicken thighs, broccoli and water :3
>>43705630;3
>>43705630>>43705733:3sounds lovely. broccolis are a bit difficult. it is not that i don't like them. but they need to be grilled or fried before using.
>>43705750Yeah they can be temperamental... very easy to give them too much or not enough heatMushrooms just get softer and squisher with juices though :3I'm thinking about just adding a ton of water and saving most of it as chicken/vegetable broth... most of the broths at the supermarket have stuff I can't have in it ;~;
>>43705798oh nyooohow about frying the chicken on a pan and using the buts stuck on the pan to make fond?
>>43705844Cute pandamoder! X3 I wanna cuddle her...Woah, this is the first time I've heard of fond! I'm such a cooking newbie, ehehe... it sounds delicious!
>>43705908it aint that hard :3maybe use some red or white wine? shallots?
>>43705949Ooh I love shallots :dAnything that keeps me away from baking........
>>43705954hehe yeah......sorry im a bit tired sorry i'm a bit passive rn......
>>43706045*gets ur hoodie fresh out of the clothes dryer, hot and fluffy**puts u in bed**plays soothing ocean sounds**generally coddles u* uwuIt's okay! Go take a lil rest and we'll chat again later! I'm gonna schnooze a lil myself, hehe... bye for now!
>>43692789He has seen... vile... things
>>43706103hehe good night fr now :3
>>43692789
We need a boymoder capable of silencing this shorkie...
>>43712354She's gabbagool-moding! :O
can u post more owl moders pls
>>43692789My roomfie took the shork in the divorce, I have not had custody in months he is clearly lying under oath!
>>43707908;~; these were not the responses I was hoping for...
>>43713461You were abusing him.
>>43713406Owlmoders are a rare sight
>>43713406>>43715119>hoot
I really want this bab beach wear sharkcant post bc wrong image format
>>43715370aww its soo cute in its tree
>>43715370You're so kind! ^~^/ *headpat*
>>43715485>>43715549np :3
>>43715627Blahhh I'm about to break my diet, I'm tired of eating nothing but sweet potatoes and broccoli ;~;At least I rediscovered my love of fruits, though!
>>43715912here u go :3it's gonna be worth it tho
>>43716060Aww thanks for supporting me :3cJin Huang mangos taste so good :d They're so soft and sweet.... I just love mangos in general
>>43692789is there a single blahaj out there who wasn't abused as a fleshlight by their boymoder ?
>>43716073ooo i love mangos tooooo!but my favorite fruit is probably mango or pineapple. maybe kiwi.
>>43716082I never did anything like that...
>>43716082Blahaj is not for horni >:c>>43716139I've been a little curious about kiwi, but.... it seems like it might be too sour! I'm scared!
>>43716394magnificent
>>43716766Aw she wants to share her kiwis with you :3Oh gosh, I had my first coffee in 2 weeks... I am reborn!!! >:O
>>43716814awwwwh.sorry been kind of tired not even coffeemoding will cure atm
>>43716848ehehe... sounds like someone needs a nap!
>>43716895>basketmoding
>>43716933uwu *smug* *comfy*How's the temperature over there? I hear europe's getting a heatwave! Canada's slightly chilly... you're stealing our warmth! D:<
>>43716984it has actually been quite lovely. around or a bit below 20°c, sometimes a nice drizzle. that is north europe that is.in central and southern it has been pretty hot
>>43717110Yeahhhh the north rules!!! X3Ok now I must nap, hehe... hope I see u in dream land! ^~^/
