The last ever /mmg/ editionold >>43682881QOTT: Do you believe in love?
>>43693256>QOTTfor other people, not for me
I am trying so hard to not give up on love and being a lesbian after 10 years of rejection and failure
>>43693270this
im slutting my wife out any takers
me
why do people lie
why do I believe them
why am I so fucking naive
i'm cutting my dick in little slices like a sausage and frying them up with green peppers and onions
i wish i had a moder gf to massage and suck on my tender, aching breasts
let me help you out with that
My biggest dream in life is to marry a moder
my dream is to be cranked by a woman i love and maybe watch some anime with her and fall asleep
i hope by the time i'm on my deathbed i'll have done something to warrant being born in the first place and i'm not just sitting there with nothing to remember but wasted time
I just want love once before i die. I want to know what it feels like to be held and seen as,beautiful by another
I cannot cope with not having a girl to hold
free gf anyone?
pl0x
bring me my fucking fries wageslavemama's hungry and extremely depressed
I will ever have a top gf (moder) that breeds me at least once a weekWhy live?
>>43693600*NEVER
NEVER SAY NEVER
i'm too masculine to be a manmoder
Do moders find fakemoders physically attractive?Would a moder ever date or marry a fakemoder?Asking for a friend
wife says my cowkini is rape bait :\
0i wish i had a wife that would rape me in a cowkini
I'm so fucked
>>43693684Why?
starting a brutal death metal band called INVERTED PRIAPISM
>>43693734lame
i want attention and kisses and love and affection and care
i want to crank it but i'm so small it hardly fits in my hand anymore FUCK
>>43693866it fits in my mouth though
when are you hoes going to be the new chudmeth and provide us with new drama?
does anyone want a free wife?
keep in mind i fucked her
>>43694045What does this meme mean why is it posted every thread?
>meme
it's a mcdouble you moron
does anyone still have chuddy on disc?
But like is mcdouble a tranny? Is it like a sexual euphemism?
i would mac her doubles if you know what i mean
i fucked the burger too
>>43694128Is the doubles the boobs, ass cheeks or balls?
a mcdouble is two pieces of bread and two pieces of meat that's the double part do you get it
>>43694134Can I eat it afterwards?
it's so fucking hot. moders suffer during summer
>>43694140>mcdoublemoder>boobs
Mmmm my big breasted, busty, boobie boys shyly hiding their sweaty manmelons all summerAbsolutely delicious
watch yourself, aaa still counts as boobs
>tfw 6'3" gorillahonat least I'm bi & a bottom, gay guys don't care>>43693256>QOTTdid when I was younger, not so much anymore
reddit spacing
i want a moder that will fondle my boobies, butt, thighs and pp
>>43692501this is genuinely part of my job, i get it
i had a dream where i accidentally talked about being trans in front of my mom and she actually called me a skinwalker
qott nohey faggots what if a moder got dispatched to some gross hypersexualised fantasy setting where she's in a party of regular female adventuresses who keep getting preyed on by the world and she's their stalwart defender and they always talk about how brave and heroic 'he' is for them while deep down she wants to be one of the unlucky adventuress women. what then huh.
chuddy on suicide watch >>43693391
im so ronery
my life is a waiting room until love or death
some people are so cruel
just fucking ghost me already
>>43695352DIY
how tf are yall manmoding over the summer? i have like b cups and they're impossible to hide with just binder and t shirt, i dont wanna get heatstroke from wearing a hoodie all the time
oh that's simple!i have aa cups haha!
>>43695481ok :(
how gay would it be if i used this to cover my breasticles?
KILL ME
meow
took the pill that gives you a boner. now I have a boner (I have a boner) and I have to goon. transphobic af>>43695987gay as fuck but do it anyway to get it out of your system so you stop asking the question
chaos reigns
>>43696129how big is your cock?
>>43695987based on how people talk about shai gilgeous-alexander, quite gay
taimi is the worst. a gorgeous transwoman liked you, but it was actually an AI assistant so when you like her back she just leaves you on read
how it feels to have bangs as a moder
>>43696181big enough to please your wife
i pleased her btw
i have no wifei was asking because i wanted to fantasize, that's all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX8XatVlNQw
anyone wanna show me her penis?
where is mastectomy
on the chest area
oh my god I'm so ugly this is fucked
someone just show me a little cockcmon throw a puppygirl a bone
what about my tummy, wanna see my tummy
i literally want moder cock so i can masturbate and fantasize okay?
gross
it's not gross i literally need moder cock inside me
>>43697227yes
>>43697171>>43697266sorry i didn’t post it last night, taking dick pics feels so weird
great someone wants to me feel like more of a man
>>43697384>>43697403sorry i didnt mean to make you feel weird if youre dysphoric
i feel sick i feel sick i feel sick i can barely move i have just been subbing for hours fuck the world
>>43697497*sobbv
>>43697497damn my nigga a substitute teachergive him and his gigantic rack some props
it’s heatwave rn and i’m suffering as a moder, seeing all the women in pretty sundresses makes me seethingly jealous >>43696479fuck. but he is acc way prettier too imagine an asymmetrical faced goat woth that forehead and bangs
>>43697485it honestly wasn’t a dysphoria thing, i don’t really have much bottom dysphoria (because i’m moided and faketrans), i just don’t know how to take a dick pic that doesn’t look weird
were any moders at momocon?
>>43697497>>43697504why
>>43697647his name is pete wentz and he’s cool as hell if you’re an emo thirteen year old like me
>>43697704Its chuddy eternally lamenting his betrothed methy
i drank the miku foot juice at fanime con
>>43697717chuddy don't type like that and not on discord anymore either
>>43697704sorry i was just like at the point before you vomit where you get sort of delusionalim just upset about the regular things and forgot how to be quiet for a minute
i slammed my penis in the car door
>>43697833what are the regular things?
>methy made chuddy khs again
I need to just start saying I'm non-binary this is so fucking embarrassing
>>43697889my life, my relationships or lack thereof, my insomnia, my emotions. mainly just me being lazy and not wanting to have to do the work
>>43697908chuddy made sure to unfriend me on discord before killing myself…rough
>>43697914bleak
>>43697956maybe it was everyone?
>>43697999I'm thinking about going bald desuwa
>>43697956why do you keep giving attention to that corny ass bitch
>>43697956>>43698058not just you
baldmoders deserve kisses on their tressless heads
use a wig bitch
>>43697779Yeah told ya bitch azz
i should probably get my photo taken and my docs updated before my tits get too big
why is everyone so against self harm
ok cool instead of working I had a breakdown ate too much and dissociated watching yt for six hours today
>>43698746that shit is so passe my nigga, really?just take your licks like a fucking man
>>43698783what....
is it still manmoding if u cant rly hide ur boobs anymore but u still dont socially transition or present femininely and still go by male name and pronouns
>>43698787don't be a coward and endure your pain without becoming self-destructive
>>43698807yes
>>43698807fakemoder
>>43698813enduring is cowardice tho
>>43698813but i do self harm because it's fun >_<
>>43698829what is the path without cowardice?
>>43698762what caused the breakdown
>>43698807his name was robert paulson
>>43698839release
>>43698854I looked in the mirror after drying my hair and smoking a joint. Suddenly I couldn't make myself not look like a tranny anymore no matter how I styled or what I wore so I spent two hours frantically trying to mode but it all looks like tranny
>>43698885but when i cum nothing comes out anymore unless i edge for hours
>>43698896welcome to fakemoding, my son
>>43698918I look like a fucking gigahon and I can't manmode anymoreAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
general full of rapists
>>43698935i bet you make a really cute tranny :3
https://strawpoll.com/e2naXVmKzyB
>>43698969I look very ugly :(
>>43698992that's just like your opinion, man
day 1 bcak to feminizing myserlf with angtiaging lifestyle hrt and female entertainment amd dancing kpop
>>43699027>dancing kpopkpop is fucking corny
stan loona
>>43699086spek enlish motherfuycer
>>43699099performative
skullface was right
was he right while raping paz and chico
I honestly look like my name is joe
>>43699216except that part
i'm glad everyone would rather rape than be racist
liberals
>>43699228>tfw no good Joe gf:(
The Woke Rapist
>>43699323what's your deal why are you so thirsty for a gf
mm4mm sounds like a nightmare
>>43699368shes a fat incel
i want to inappropriately touch The Rapist
rape is bad
>>43699389how fat
>>43699424land whale levels
then outta my way gayboy
omg I just found out the random sticks of ddr5 lying around I have no use for are worth like $500 now lmao
>>43699661 I'm a girl i don't know what a ram is
my bmi is too high
>>43699729it's like a thing with horns
i have a bmi of 31 and i'm going to be eating 2 frozen pizzas today
>>43699368it's just a character, manpeople are supposed to relate to the yearning, or at least find it somewhat absurd
that's disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-oL3qvQZVc
>>43699389am not, don't be mean please
>>43699377only if your mm gf is this, good riddance
.. must control urge to yearn..
>>43699995methy?
YEARN NOW DO IT
never stopped yearning
it feels so good to give up completely
>>43699743hons? im one too :(
glad im not a lesbian. imagine watching two twinks sucking pp and not think it's hot
>>437003152 twinks having sex is lesbian sex
>>43700330gun to my head say jk
>>43700315there is dicksucking involved in lesbianism at times
>>43700337squeeze it bro
>>43700304same :(
got yelled at and I'm trying not to cry
>>43700441who yelled at you and why?
>>43700449gf because I was annoying her asking for attention
there's no such thing as a good prestige tv show
>>43700472*whips out their dicks in your path*
Cf. Carroll, Jim. "The basketball diaries." Penguin Books, 1987, pp. 111–112, para. 2; p. 114, para. 2.
new boymoder fit just dropped(from a random fruits magazine issue)
>>43700490>all male castso excited to NOT watch this slop
i am too horny what the fuck
>>43700510name one (1) good show with a primarily female cast
mogged again
pawged again
>>43700536killing eve
still though no such thing as a good prestige tv show
nothing like starting your day with a red bull and vodka
... and waking up and finding a long note written out next to a bunch more ejected magazines because you're too pussy to pull the trigger and that you deleted all your own social stuffnothing personal to anyone from here except you know who, I don't see any call logs or emails but hope I didn't spam anyone
of course it's herso corny
>literally got a bunch of simps into her god knows why>oh woe is me why I haven't killed myselfyawn
she's hot what can I say
yeah yeah whatever suck my dick, faggots, and watch me self destruct because it's what this place is foralso him* I'm nothing like any of you
i think we're gonna have to rape correct chuddy, /mmg/
gonna get through the other half of that bottle tonight and see where I end up, only like 16 standard drinks I'm never believing anyone else trying to gas me up again
>>43700802grab your gun and shoot yourself right now you dumb bitch, no one gives a fuck
>>43700801no standards ho
>>43700801
>>43700850I'm more of a man than anyone here fuck you>>43700852seeeven she called me ugly I know what everyone thinks I know how I look I see the looks I get from people in public
>>43700870>>43700852don't hate me for speaking the truth y'all
>>43700801>>43700884stop fucking with me like that it's the meanest way I know I'm an annoying lolcow at best I get it I understand what people actually think
>>43700884cowbot
why would that be cowbot
>>43700901look I'm not trying to gas you up nor am I fucking with you I'm just sharing my opinion. what I actually think is that you're hot.
>>43700950fuck you
>>43700950
>>43700950cowbot
see no one actually thinks I'm attractive, I just fall for people's bullshit because I'm lonely and autistic and naiveshould have kicked that little psycho out at the first red flag and not let her back in and shouldn't have listened to anyone here
>>43700993if it makes you feel better the only white I find attractive is my girlfriend
>>43701051nothing makes me feel better fuck you
I was telling the truth thobeit
just move tf on lil bro
>>43701077fuck you
>>43701084and fuck younono more chances for me
We being toxic tonight? Fuck yeah fuck all you bitch ass men
beech ass mudda fucka
Whiteniggler
I'll just keep drinking until I finally get the courage to pull the trigger or something in my bloated corpse gives outmaybe finally get some other drugs to help make the process more fun idk I haven't scoped out new markets since the og silk road got got
>>43701145boo fucking hoo
I would never want to die drunk. Get some speed at least go out with a bang
>>43701155blow me
>>43701159at least with the booze I get numb or increasingly lately just don't remember whatever's happening
No one is allowed to be suicidal and attention seekibg BUT ME
>>43701165post cock
>>43701173this thread ain't big enough for the two of us, pardnernow draw
>>43701172But the pukeys?? Bleh
post boobs
>>43701188no fuck youno one will ever see or touch my body again except the fucking coroner
>>43701190only a problem if I have to clean it up lol
ohhh my god
>>43701189Are you sure? Im so widdle. I bet i could just *~`•°squueeze in there. Cus im smol
>>43701194no they're disgusting
remember when she had a melty and kept telling us to kys lol
do you guys ever get sad that you can't go swimming again? sometimes I get sad when I see like bikinis and stuff at the store but ik id look ridiculous in one.
Lowkey regret posting boobs in here. Attention whoring is sad
>>43701213UGH
>>43701217I've done that plenty over the years I used to spam offensive pics too but they made it harder to dodgeand HE* you bigot>>43701226same but it is what it is
>>43701226And i will still do it again
>>43701225yeah, we have this lake we hike up to in the summer.. It sucks going on two years not being able to swim in tht bih >.>
>>43701225yeah I'd have liked to have gotten in the water again but no real opportunities
Just wear a rash guard? Unless you have Ds itll hide everything
>>43701255same the last time I went swimming was two years ago right before starting hrt. it's weird bc I don't like swimming very much but I feel sad bc I always just have to sit in the shore if I go with people.
I've been considering one for this year, I really miss the beach too
You are not a real moder if you cant get away with whipping the dogs out in public
I fucking hate everyoneand everyone hates methat's how it should be
>>43701272oh yeah, beach last year was sad, i actually really liked swimming in it before. years prior id be dts like weekly.
>>43701285your feet? here, I'll judge if you footpass. post feet.
>>43701285idc I'm not showing my gyno in public that's gross.
>>43701291listen to linkin park about it
>>43701297Narr. Theyre not puppies becouse I am a full grown adult male. theyre my chest dogs.
AUGH THE PAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tu7ZjmdSYc
>>43701225who says i can't swim?
>>43701297also i posted feet here already
>>43701300fuck you I just might I'm an overgrown emo kid nobody cares
we are posting feet?
>>43701324favorite linkin park song?
Sometimes i consider regress back to cutting but then i MAN UP and DRINK
i left my phone on the train last night, i actually want to die -__-
>>43701324cheer up emo kid
Doordash burger otw to feed the big belly
>>43701352idk why i laughed so hard
>>43701352post stretchmarks
Im a substantial man
haha omg el em ay
>>43701331nobody's listening or wretches and kings tho rn I'm feeling more breaking the habit tbdesu I need out of the fucking hell that has been my worthless life
>>43701367Did that already too
>>43701310fur me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNbD9sELz00I can't fucking believe I thought she actually liked me
watching ytps and laughing but then remembering that no one is there laughing with me and just closing the video
you dont message a moder back for more than a day and they remove you >.>
>>43701390boy harsher is so heat. they formed pretty close to where I grew up too
I removed everyonethe people I met irl hate me and chose her over methe people I messaged when I was blackout drunk don't actually know me or like me or careI'm done
>>43701407wasn't talking about you, but you left me on read tf!
>>43701397accurate.. if i dont get a reply quickly i assume you realized im disgusting
>don't actually know me or like me or careit's possible to want to get to know an interesting stranger, and it's also possible to care about someone you don't know
I'm not interestinglike she said I'm oldI'm uglyI'm abusivelike she fucking saidI'm fucking nothing
>>43701453Is this the 36 y.o.?
the issue is some of you are too crazy to actually befriend off of here
>>43701407yawn can u trip
>not knowing chuddette
>>43701440I just have add and get distracted easily bra O.O
i hate you so much right now
>>43701453oh my god you are being ridiculous
>>43701458yeah I'm fucking crazy and thinking I could have anyone in my life was FUCKING STUPIDI'm not allowed and I already knew that
Moders are fun in a group like this but horrible 1v1
>>43701458yeah
>>43701458not me though I'm normal
everyone always chooses themselves and each other over me and to my exclusion because I'm too fucked up and broken I'm just not fucking good enough
>>43701494out of the 4 attempts, I managed one decent connection lmfao. i feel like thats somthing
>>43701489I'm accepting reality
>>43701457yeah I'm 36 long past expiration
stream your suicide i won't report this time
suipushing this time?
>>43701548someone will, no pointI'm not even saying I'm doing it right now it's just inevitable as part of this process of self destruction one way or anotherbest case scenario I do it tonight and everyone moves on and forgets but every time I get there I'm too scared
corny as fuck
yes, and? FUCK YOU
>>43701580giwtwm so badly
you sound like me when i was 11 dude
PUPPY DOG
cool I'm not mature we've established that
>>43701580nick land talks about this
fuck nick land
I'll never have anyone I'm just not fucking good enough
>>43701613
>>43701478Hrt gave me awful resting bitch face but since i look like a man men keep thinking i want to fight them
what? also stop staring at men I guess then
men are lowkirk goated
>>43701659I work in a factory i have too eye fuck them to demonstrate dominance. Im alpha
what are you on
>>43701670Soundcloud killah
how are you single in portland bro just go outside
I've got a few more bottles to get through and a couple seasons of the boysnot going to work anymore so I can probably wrap things up in a couple more days here at most, not like I sleep more then a few hours a day anymore
everyone in portland mogs me
>>43701682why so I can disappoint someone and get hurt and have my insecurities and worst fears all proven right again? nobody wants me bro I'm repulsive
>>43701687that's a nice setup
>>43701695it was passable and comfortable for rotting alone and briefly when I actually had people over and was larping as a real person, ordered a new kb and desk since I finally broke the keyboard tray and weird side mount thing on Friday night and I couldn't get the keyboard to work anymore but I guess it's just gonna sit in the lobby lol
>>43701687>>43701694performative
never mailed her stuff to her either you can see the fucking binder there fml whatever I told her to stop wearing them anyway
>>43701738fr
i use my 4chan pass to post 2 pictures of my boobs in the same minute
>>43701738perform anilingus on my fat ass retard
>dating someone who uses binder:skull: :skull:
>>43701687Nice toes
>>43701715what keyboard did you end up buying
old woman having a month long crashout because of her age inappropriate girlfriend
>>43701772some razer gaymer rgb nightmare with good reviews, black widow v4 I think I loved my old das 4 ultimate but this was apparently too much for it I really drenched it in vomit and left it for like a daytoo bad I'm not gonna get to break it in lol
>>43701787old man*and it's only been a few weeks I think idk anymore I did this last time she left me over a stupid fucking argument too but at least I've given up hope now so I'm not trying to talk to her or go to her house
Moders need to stop using guns to off themselves. I know thats the most manly way to do it but we deserve our own bridge to make famous
wait does this count as a multi week bender? I go a couple days without sleeping or eating sometimes now and as few hours sober as possible
>>43701805idgaf kys
>>43701808I could go hang out by the st johns bridge and think about it or pop myself and let my body fall into the river
>>43701814working on it bestie we already established I'm scared to die even with a reliable method
>>43701819Piano wire noose would make a statement. You could be a trend setter.
>>43701830epic xd no I don't want it to hurt I'm already afraid of the pain from the gunshot after reading up on all the like incidental injuries and burns
I think this is that transgender extremism they keep talking about
and the survivors fuck that I don't want to end up like that bitch with no face or a vegetable in pain and unable to think or communicate but still experiencing
>>43701837Yeah idk why people do it that way. there are many better ways that are less scary. I sometimes wonder if people even want to die they dont come across them
god I wish I'd just done it on Friday
could just try living and seeing what happens
>>43701847then stop whining and get another bitch
If you havent fenty folded in the street you arnt ready yet
>>43701874I can'tnobody wants meI'd fuck it up anyway and just end up more humiliated and hurt while also making someone else's life worse tooI'm not getting involved with anyone ever again no friends no nothing
>>43701890eyes rolling emoji
>>43701904source: my joke of a life that should have ended 20 years ago
>>43701890I sound like this for a day then the next day i get a bagel and enjoy the morning. Then the day after that im raging again. Average week.Hormones are a bitch
>>43701687thx for including the feet
>>43701890maybe someone closer to your own age
U should post some nudes before you do it that way we know how sad to be
>>43701916I don't enjoy anything anymore I haven't in weeks just degrees of distraction or numbness
>>43701945no pointI'm on a timer anyway I saw how my mom went
maybe if I get through the boys and I'm still breathing I'll rewatch kino's journey, that should be enough to push me over the edge
>>43701953? Is that new to you. I didnt feel anything for 15 years. Then i started hrt. Now i feel rage and disgust mostly. You probably are really bored and lonely those suck worse then other more dramatic emotions
>>43701975watch hutlers
>>43701950I've posted tons I'm done with that I'm hideous and disgusting and old and wrinkly and fat and pimply and horrible nobody wants to see that shit
Are we suggesting shows so bad youd kill yourself? Becouse the Uzumaki show was up there
>>43701981I repressed until I was 30 and spent 10 of those years single and filling the voidI can't do that againI can't spend another 15 years alone again
then spend them with someone
>>43701995no kinos journey was endearing and special to me it will make me want to die even more
>>43702006howI can'tI ruin everything and nobody wants menobody has ever loved me or will love me
Nona you need to man up. You are being a asshole to yourself. You should beat the shit out of yourself for making you feel so worthless by saying these mean things. You should punch yourself in the face until you think of something nicer to say.
other people are like this to me too why shouldn't I beevery time I trick myself or get duped and misled into thinking I'm worth something and try again I get proven right
I'm mostly just repeating the things she and others have saidhow can I not internalize it after so many times
she taunted me about being alone for another 15 years before she slammed the door and left after breaking up with me over literally nothing the first timeI should have just given up then but she fucking begged me and I yelled like an evil asshole but eventually gave in
Bbygirl needs to be forced to watch Mr Rodgers on a healthy dose of scopolamine for the next few weeks
things people say to you purely to hurt your feelings are not always a reflection of reality
I let people lead me on been told my whole life how smart I am but I'm clearly the stupidest motherfucker alive
>>43702050all evidence supports the things they have saidI should have listened to my ex in 2010 when she said I wouldn't make a good girl
when I'm sad no one gives me attention
is this the place where i can post a picture of me in a cow kini
>>43702061all evidence does not support the things they've said though. some of the things you've recounted here are demonstrably false even within the bounds of this anonymous image board thread
>>43702073such as?
>>43702071no fuck off
>>43702071yeah do it mog me I need more suifuel rn
I deserve to feel this way for everything I've done to fuck up other people's lives
Who tf thinks words are real? Delirium max with dautura until things are just shapes and sounds
I'm so ugly I just look at the mirror and laugh at this point
>>43702107I used to do heroic doses of dph and go play in silent hill in the park at nightprobably part of why the dementia will set in early given my genetic predisposition
anyone whose life I enter regrets it and is worse off for it
that cannot be true
>>43702120I spent some time last night that I remember staring at the mirror with my gun to the back of my head and laughing hysterically, don't remember what happened after that
>>43702122Hell. Yes. Brother. dimenhydrinate is better but its a start. I miss thar shit. My sui plans have always included a long dagger and some deleriant
>>43700337jutsu kaisen
>>43702128it IS trueask anyone I've knownI apparently posted my full legal name AND my tranny name that only a few fakemoders knew and used briefly on Friday it shouldn't be hard to track them down I'm an insane worthless destructive asshole that everyone forgets or wishes they could
>>43700472the sopranos, succession, mad me, severance, and both breaking bad and better call saul are all great imo
>>43702142shut the fuck up
>>43700536hbo’s girls
>>43702160no uthis is my personal blogI am ugly and disgusting and old and everyone hates methere is no coming back from any of this
>>43702142tbf anne is boring name
also not a furry but giwtwm also I sniffed her binder and jerked off before I gave up hope and the smell just made me sad
>>43702178based
>>43700778i’m not trying to simp for her, i’m checking to make sure a fellow suicidal manmoder is doing alright. also, having “simps” doesn’t make you immune to being suicidal, dummy
I'm going to go shave my head and learn chinese and become a shaolin monk like I always wanted to do when I was a kid
>>43700936anyone who gets horny about something/someone that another poster doesn’t find hot, they’ll just accuse that person of being cowbot
>>43702175idk if I'd shorten it to that especially since that's my mom's shortened name and I fucking hate her she made me this way
>>43701173not even me when i was suicidal and attention seeking?
>>43702156coal mines
>>43702212you'd do that every day no matter what we say
>>43701293>dtsi know it’s you, jerseymoder
sniffing your gfs bra is a right
fucking getting reminders for shit I'm not going to be around forbought two tickets for this stupid show I wanted to take her to when I thought we had a future
sweaty gf bra @_@ sweaty gf shorts
>>43701458i’m hard to befriend but it’s not because i’m crazy, it’s because i’m lame and boring
I'm crazy and uninteresting at the same time
>>43702233My gfs sweat stinks so bad
I miss my gf's stink saturating the bed sheets so bad
>>43701764i did this for a year :/
the smell slowly going away is one of the worst things
im an actual tranny faggot dude what the hell happened
zoomer kiss me thru the phone girl i fw you hard as the kids say
>>43702253so good you mean
>>43702257>>43701764I did this for just under a year she was more brainwormed than me but also based in the non binary wayI would have actually fucking married her
>>43702268that shit is actually heat right lol
>>43702263thisI didn't wash the old already unwashed sheets for over a week after she left so I could smell them while I clutched my body pillow and cry
>>43702019>nona she’s chudette. we’ve explained this to you newfags like a dozen times
I fucking miss her and I'm never going to see her or hold her again
>>43702289anne* bigot
i think no one(except one of you)should have to suffer like this
>>43702299can you stop with that holy shit
>>43702142oh yeah i remember you posting your full legal name. i’m nice and chose to just scroll past and not commit it to memory
>>43702308?
>>43702218but i don’t do it every day now. i did it once and otherwise was doing other shit
>>43702321>>43702207
>>43702276mine was just a pre t trans guy
>>43702323why are you even still here
>>43702305spill the tea
>>43702331I think I fell for one of those 6 years ago but they were brainwashed into their cis bullshit phase by their abusive poly homewrecker
>>43702329well maybe anne should be more careful with her personal info
>>43702279yeah, i haven't listened to gupi since like... 2020 or something. i tapped out of hyperpop stuff a while ago
>>43702348his*fuck you
you can always turn back worstie
>>43702289U mean methy's ex? Sorry i didnt fet the autistic gift 5o track multiple people souly off their typing quirks
another week, another injection of the do nothing hormone
>>43702334because i didn’t end up killing myself
>>43702374is your typing quirk typing like you're holding a pencil between each of your fingers
>>43702373how? I can't fix things with the whole THREE people I knew irl including my now ex because they all hate me and are sick of my shit and I have zero reason to believe things will ever get better
giving things some time might help
>>43702389Im dyslexic and typing on a badly cracked phone. Im sure my posts are easily identifiable
>>43702374i can’t tell people apart by typing styles, i can just tell that chudette’s been the one talking about the same shit all weekend, so when she’s back and talking about it, it’s obviously her
>>43702393people are always more willing to forgive than you think despite what has been said and done
giving what some time, exactly? I'm not getting her back, she took my friends, and I'm demonstrably not able to create or sustain new interpersonal relationships of any kind
she didn't have any friends either before I met her and introduced themit's better this waythey can all move forward together and forget about me
is this shit that deep
>>43702163i said a GOOD show
>>43702423to me when I have nothing else going on or going for meyesthere is nothing left for me
>>43702424you're an incel
why not just try making new friends so you don't go more insane
>>43702436why so it can blow up in my face and result in me being more humiliated and hurt againno thanks
Who makes friends after 30? You must e young
>>43702433you're obese
billions of people make friends after 30.
that is just not true lmao
there's not billions of people on the planet wtf are you talking about
>>43702440this lolit's impossibleI only reached out and accepted younger people giving me a chance at 35 because 4chan went down for a month
>>43702461yeah bitch it's just me and you. and it's about to be just me watch ya ass
this is boring as fuck
Im 30 and the only friends iv made in the last 6 years are 60+ y.o.s
>>43702463
>>43702461trvke, there's like 2000, 3000 tops
>>43702465go see how far you can stretch your cock and report back with measurements
>>43702465Say something funny then
I used to try sticking the nds stylus down my cockhole, do notb recommend
>>43702424it’s really good so far (except the episode i just watched had a character talk about a “tranny” and called her “he”
>>43702473getting an erection hurts and measuring your dick is malebrained
i was born in 2007
>>43702473:( used to get 5 & 1/2 now its 4 at most
>>43702486that’s when i started kindergarten :(
>>43702486My YouTube account is okder then you
im going to have sex with my wife tonight, any requests
>>43702485I said stretch it as far as it will go before it snaps in half from the tension like an old rubber band>>43702487good thing you're a bottom
>>43702470don't be retarded. there's millions but billions is just ridiculous do you people believe everything you hear
I'm too depressed and drunk to get a boner and measure but I used to be over 9" easy and now I'm like 6 if I get really hard
>>43702491murder suicide at the height of climax
>>43702486i'd already been getting molested for nearly a decade by then
Im not a bottom im a big strong man ):<
>>43702491yeah invite me
>>43702491cowkini sex
I wished her mouth wasn't so small but her gagging on it was kind of hot
You people still enjoy sex? Gross
that's awesomethe smaller the better that's what they say
tfw she will never gag on it againkms kms kms
I wish my dick wasnt so small so she could at least gag a little
she's probably already fucking someone else that she actually finds attractive
There should be one of those sympathy hooker's who only sleep with disabled people except for moders
oh god no lol
i like pushing it against the cheek lol
it's very easy to find people to fuck though, that's not the issue
>>43702515more like cowkini rape
who's ready for work tomorrow
when i was in rehab i learned there's like an entire genre of crackhead who pay hookers just to smoke crack and hang out with them not even have sex
it's me
>>43702504that's almost 23 centimeters? lying abt dick size cornball behavior
>>43702559lolI'm not goingI'm gonna stay up all night drinking and marathoning tv and trying to hype myself up into kms
Im at work right now
>>43702564just cause your shit small doesn't mean everyone else's is zoomzoom
>>43702564bro I measured I've posted the pics years ago, my ex would gas me up saying it was 12" and talk about it to her friends but it was fr at least 9"
>>43702504>chuddy used to have a 9 inch monster dongso that’s how you pull
>>43702565you should get a good night's rest and go in tomorrow instead
I never understood size queens. Theyre harder to suck, hurt more to use, and arnt cute. Every guy i have been with has bee huge and its always so much to deal with
>>43702581whyfor what fucking purposemy life is over
>>43702559uuuuugggghhh
>>43702570>>43702574cornball
I'm never going to be happy or have people in my life who accept or support me let alone have anyone who loves me
>>43702589you'll be fine after a while, so wouldn't it be better to remain employed
i have the hiccups
>>43702597NO I FUCKING WON'T
>>43702588i’ve had the bad(good?) luck of only getting guys 7+ inchesi really should learn to ask before going any further
>>43702594retard men like me have huge cocks get over it
>>43702607I have a small underdeveloped mouth full of sharp teeth from grinding them. Needless to say none if them wanted head twice lol
>>43702595self-fulfilling prophecy
it's literally always bad to be employed
>>43702618FUCK YOU
fucking n**ts
When you are at your lowest and all others turn away waffle house will be there for you with $15 and hour
FUCKING n**ts
https://vocaroo.com/191xBG9VVlIbgod I just want to fucking do it but I'm terrified she hated this but she hated me anyway and there's nothing I can ever do to fix that
waking up to lie on the tranny board about dick size
>>43702617sameee i have jaw issues and pointy canines
Good thing my gf likes being bit up a lot
>>43702632you are tripping sis, there are so many more people in the world
>>43702632bye bitch
>>43702640and they'll all hate me tooI'm worthless
Probably
>>43702642FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
tf when no bitey gf
>>43702643that's just not true
refriending chudette on discord
Whats up with trans women and biting and bellys?
>>43702656yeah it isI keep trying and it ALWAYSHAPPENSIHAVE NOONE
bellies are hot and being bitten feels good
what a beautiful day to be unemployed and borderline retarded
why would you want to be friends with an insane person
>>43702664you literally said that you've barely tried that much though
>>43702670thisI don't use d*scord anymore anyway I deleted my account
So methy isnt dead?
>>43702674I tried repeatedly over the years I just spent long periods between alone
>>43702669me af for the past TEN YEARS
>>43702677not this methy but others have had that name like the one she used to date/be abused by/abuse and is now apparently on the streets like I'm going to end up
>>43702664do it
>>43702694Omg what a confusing culture
>>43702695kms? k soon when I work up the courage
>>43702697that one was an mtfg trip I don't fw that whole realm
If you want friends house up sone crusties its a good time if you are desperate enough
>>43702699do it now, no one is gonna miss you
damn what an asshole
>>43702707I know no one is going to miss me I'm just scared of pain and dying ok
Suicide is boring desu
>>43702719WORKING ON IT
I'd miss you
>>43702731NO YOU WOULDN'TFUCK YOU
>>43702725nooo ;_; don't do it
>>43702725oh hey that's my favorite ginger ale lol
guns are scary I didn't expect her to be fr
>>43702732you can believe what you'd like
>>43702742you should have a gun if you are a tranny
everyone who has had the misfortune of my being in their lives will be better off when I'm gone, one way or another
okay that's so dramatic
this shit does not look good on paper
>>43702742I always thought they were cool if dangerous but unnecessary until I got enough death threats irl just for existing as a tranny incl from my fucking neighbor having an easy way out is a sick kind of comfort anyway I just need to get over what's left of my survival instinct
Yall care too much. Just need a laugh
>>43702776yes please laughjust another joke passing on its way
Wow Its like watching The Joker
have you guys ever considered that maybe you're just dehydrated
>>43702806are you a man or why do you talk like that
>>43702670because i don’t want people to kill themselves, especially not my fellow trannies
I'm nothing like youI'm not like any of you
just like me fr tho
can someone give me a hug please
>>43702820PLEASE kill yourself
is a manmoder the same as a boymoder?
>>43702814I have no clue what you mean
>>43702810I'm drinking plenty of water between my mixed drinks and straight shots I'm peeing every hour
>>43702707i know that you think she’s not gonna do it so you’re baiting her, but could we please stop suipushing?
>>43702837(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)
>>43702820why do I have to live? to appease others' superficial morality? my life is shit, it's nothing, it's worthless I AM WORTHLESS
>>43701225Hrt is like eating a devil fruit
>>43702839everything is the same thing
>>43702820some people are so self destructive that they'll take you down with them but do whatever you want
you don't have to live, but you might as well because it's fun more often than shit
I'm not taking anyone down with me I've removed myself from all other contexts I am doing everyone else a favor
>>43702859i feel fucking worthless, but i do deserve this
I'm done being a burden on others I'm just venting here with the time I have left
this is my favorite gen and i'm not even a manmoder
>>43702838hopefully i will soon :)
>>43702875why is that?
>>43702875Its cus men are funny
>>43701397Maybe she really missed you and got tired of waiting.
>>43702859i don’t think you’re worthless
>>43702889I don't believe youshe does and nothing else matters to me anyway
>>43702873who are you even being a burden on? you have a job and sustain yourself.
she fucking hates meI'm doing her a favor
>>43702899anyone I come into contact with
>>43702909how is coming into contact with someone burdensome
>>43702921I'm insane and destructive and just make everything worse
>>43702880some of you are nice and funnyi'd say overall this gen is much nicer than any of the others>>43702882idk i see manmoders as women
>>43702739it's really goodI miss having it with her
should I post ass
oh for sure homeskillet
>>43702936yez pwease
>>43702896well you don’t have to believe me for those to be my feelings. also, your ex hates you? that’s how like 70% of relationships are when they end. you ruined your relationship with three people? that’s one of the smallest amounts of people you can ruin your relationships with. not to trivialize your problems, but when you have a cooler head i think you’ll realize it’s not so bad.
>>43701687Chuddy your cable management is disappointing. You need to go under that desk and clean up them wires.
I can't fix anything
she was right about me
it's tfw no gf tuesday
I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life and can't handle that
loving wife tuesday
>>43702944there's nothing unnecessary there but yeah I know I could loop and tie it up betterthat new desk was gonna be a good opportunity lol oh well
>>43702950it doesn't have to be that way
my chest feels like sandpaper
>>43702956I can't change itevery thing I do or try just makes it worse
damn I need to get my chest lasered a bit
>>43702963no point in giving up so far inor wait...that's sunk cost fallacy. but bear with me lol
I can't fix anythingI'll never get her back
>>43702949tfw no gf 2026 is well under way, following no gf 2025, no gf 2024, and no gf 2023
>>43702223are we the only ones who say that o.o
i thought we were building a life though l together
I thought we had a future together
it was all in my fucking head
>>43702980i think so
personally i love my gf and i would do basically anything for her (pay for stuff, hit it from behind, play games, hit it from behind, watch stuff, hit it from the front)
she doesn't love me or want me so I wear to just die
>>43702994>pay for stuffbe honest with yourself
I was happy to pay for anything and everything for her but it wasn't enough I want enough
>>43702998this isn’t your first breakup, how have you not learned that life goes on after one even if it’s hurts bad in the beginning ?
>>43703005sorry, *pay for stuff to make it easier to convince her to hit it from behind
>>43703019life didn't go on for me last time it froze for 15b years and I just stagnated and rotted
short shorts + a long shirt that nearly covers them is a peak combo for moding alone at night
it hurt as bad right before I met the next one as it did on the first day I was just used to the pain and I can't go back to that I don't have it in me
nothing ever gets better for me
almost none of the women in my dms are even that interesting. oh man. listen to this cool song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NktEGEqkUz4
>>43703048have you tried therapy?
>>43702886darn, im sorry then :/ its probably a good thing then because i can be aloof~
six seven
>>43703066six seveennn
SSSSSIX SSSSEVEN
>>43702992lmao good eye jerznona~
>>43703066six six>>43703068six eight>>43703077seven seven
>>43703087oh damn I did it wrong
>>43703065you clearly should’ve added me on disc instead, jerseymoder. i never block people for not messaging because i’m constantly forgetting to text people
>>43703060been in therapy a few monthsnot really helping with the big shit just another person to talk to and get perspective from and placate and an avenue to get a letter to be allowed to modify my body in like three or four years if I'm lucky but I'm not gonna be around that long
I can't fucking do this
I want her flaws and all and I can't have her
she'll never take me back I can't fix anything I'm fucked there's no hope I just need to
>>43703092faggot
there'll be another one god damn
>>43703092ugh well guess what jerzynona... you never gave me anything to add! >:[
she fucked me btw
I would do anything to have her back
>>43703109we’re on the faggot board
>>43703114NO THERE WON'T
I can't wait to go through like 1000 more people before I meet anyone remotely similar again
the jerseymoders fucked each other btw. it was in asbury park while listening to bruce springsteen
>>43703126it's like, almost guaranteed
>tfw no girl to listen to bruce springsteen with and fuck in the middle of a park
>>43703130you're just mad you dont get to go to the dog bar and talk to smelly 30 y/o women
>>43703133you don't understand
>>43703138asbury park is a city, not a literal park. god it’s like no one knows new jersey but me
>>43703147FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR DOGSHIT STATE
>>43703144is there an actual bar called the dog bar? the closest i know is i’ve seen a few bars with some dog bowls out front labeled “the dog bar” or something to that effect
>>43703138need
>>43703065it literally just happened to mei felt like she stopped replying because she didn't like me or wasn't into mei just stayed by the phone waiting for her..it made me sad so i unfriended her
>>43703147lmfao i did not think of nona interpreting ap as a literal park o.O
rate my fit
>>43703152new jersey is the sopranos state. what more could you want? i took someone to a sopranos spot for our first date without even meaning to lol
jeez niggas really hate jersey
I grew up in upstate New York with people making New Jersey jokes I don't hate it
>>43703163lmfao was it the paterson falls >>43703153nah, it was the wonder bar, they used to do a dog happyhour thing in the summer
>>43703164they hate us ‘cause they anus
ok now post pits and tits
i am a dog though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8
nobody will ever see my disgusting body again
is 36 too old to be a puppygirl?
i’d fuck a jerseymoder in the anus
>>43703169lmao no it was one of the restaurants. i just took him there because it’s literally a mile from my house, i grew up with it. i used to go after my trivia tournaments in elementary school lmao. i completely forgot but my aunt also took my brother and i there one night because my parents were divorcing
>>43703128Aw kinda romantic
imagine a busty mafioso moder with a jersey accent
>>43703182the first best time to be a puppygirl was yesterdaythe next best time to be a puppygirl is now
I'll never find anyone like her again
>>43703192that, thats me~
>>43703164I wouldnt if they would stop moving here and being assholes
>>43703198nc?
KNOCK MY BITCH UPJACK MY DICK UP
>>43703204Close Sc
>>43703192wasn’t that just 2021 big soph?
I wish she were here I'd do anything
>>43703193someone would have to claim, collar and own meold dogs don't get collared and adoptedold dogs get taken out back behind the shed old yeller style
>>43703198nebraska?
>>43703209true, with her custom fuck machine before going to grippy sock jail
>>43703214>taken out back behind the shed old yeller stylegiwtwm
>>43703197>jerseymoder has big boobsi’m learning so much
I'm not convinced anyone even similar exists it was almost unbelievable how perfect a fit it was
Fuck id love grippy sock jail. To bad they dont do that here
me with my 2 year delusionship
uh oh, my bewbs are starting to show. I have a sports bra but need to hurry up and get a binder.
>>43703214adopting old dogs is one of the most valiant things you can do though
>>43703207ah okay, lol bc like half my family moved to nc lol, my cuz did go to charlette though
>>43703228same
>>43703228how perfect of a fit chudette and methy were? are you doing a bit or something?
>>43703237then how come in all these years nobody wanted to adopt me?
ever notice how putting a collar on girls feels like you're putting a wedding ring on them
>>43703241this freak has been ranting about his transgorl dumping him for 2 hours
>>43703226crazy ah deduction
>>43703238What is so bad about jersey that is making everyone flee?
we’re back to 700 reply mmg threads, thank you chuddy <3
>>43703241sounds like someone else
>>43703255FUCK YOU suck my dick as my corpse falls over
>>43703247Stop. shut up. dont say that. it will never happen to me. fuck you
>>43703246you haven't met the right person, or you don't think you have
>>43703250Hours? Hahahah hours??? Lmaooo this is a protracted saga
i don’t wear collars because they look like chokers and that is agp
>>43703252I think its all the maga ppl that are pissed with the blue majority and the in flow from nyc. also probably the property tax
>>43703251you said you were busty. i didn’t make a single leap of logic
>>43703264yeah and i spent all my transition aging and alone cuz of it
My gf stopped letting me put collars on her cus i would get too frustrated tying knots for shibari while horny :( i lost don privileges
she left me 15 days ago and I've been losing my shit since
>>43703272wear these chokers you megafag
i am an agp dog girl and my gf is my mom.
>>43703261chudette you’re kinda doing your ex’s bit now
>>43703282I look like this and say this
>>43703283i fucked your mom btw
>>43703274I sincerely wish there was a wall between us and y'all. (No offense)
>>43703283that’s funny because my gf is also your mom. she wants me to make sure you’re keeping your room tidy
>>43703285I was doing it years before she even started posting here and I was lonely and miserable over my previous ex
you can see pictures of me with a full beard growth in 2020 mmg
the visual of trying to suck someone off as they're actively dying and scrambling to move with them and keep her their in your mouth as their body falls over
i miss the girl i unfriended even though we only talked for like one night
If you join a polycule youll never have to worry about being lonely after an ex again
>>43703297i guess that makes sense then. but stop lashing out against us
>>43703276i mean, i dont blame you, i'd probably be an ass too if I had to deal with lackadaisical southerners all day lol, no offense cuz~
>>43703283are you poly
>>43703310nofuck youI hate you all she copied my bit
>>43703308yeah, not gonna work to subsidize a bunch of fucking crippled retarded bums
>>43703307was it me?
Im in a poly parasocial relationship with all of you
>>43703323can you get me a glass of water and a super long straw
>>43703291omg this post >>43703314 was meant for you fml v.v
>>43703321Very astute of you
>>43703314you replied to the wrong person </3
>>43703322yes, i miss youi'm sorry i thought you didn't like me
>>43703331Why would i be offended Lackadaisical is the most accurate term you could have used about us.
everyone hates melike they should
>>43703323can you rate my fit
>>43703337ik, i was going to say you got me there, but seeing red took precedence
>>43703338ok i think it wasn’t me then lol. i don’t think chuddy misses me or thinks i don’t like her
>>43703323what do you want from mcdonald
>>4370334710/10 baby everything looks good on you ;)
>>43703353oh, yeah i'm not chuddy..
some of you were very nice and I also don't know you well enough to miss you, sorry I'm done with interpersonal interactions
>>43703356can you grab me a 20 piece mcnuggets and a medium chocolate shake? i’ll pay you back
I just don't trust any of you and none of you are her
>>43703371Ohoho someones fattymaxxy
>>43703345lmfao see, moderdom is an elevated state of conscious, we see through and understand our environmental nuances and accept them for what they are ^_^
when a girl stops replying it means she's no longer interested. people make time for the people they like and care about.
>>43703368you’re interpersonal interacting right now. and damnit i’m trying to interact with you one on one
damn I almost thought we could make friends
i befriend everyone with the intent of eventual sex
particularly shit thread tonight fellas, keep up the good work
>>43703382or they left their phone on a train
>>43703382Is this true about trans women too?
no one befriends me or wants sex from me :(
>>43703391no if a trans woman does this then is means she has entered her cocoon and you'll hear back from her in a few weeks
>>43703389yeah what a fucking loser lol
>>43703388We are missing the jazz scat element we are usually thick nasty with>>43703388
>>4370337420 mcnuggets have fewer calories than a double qpc
>>43703389how would i know?>>43703391transwomen are girlsmoders are beautiful womenany questions?
>>43703399I hope that's true :(
I'm boring and dramatic and suck the fun out of everything with how pedantic I am
>>43703395i’ll befriend you
>>43703406bcuz you remove them before they can let you know lel
>>43703412So is my girlfriend but i love her anyways. Its called Stockholm syndrome
>>43703412why are you talking about me?
do you love the way i do when im loving your body
do you cum the way i do when i cum
>>43703412i used to be an insufferable pedant as a kid/teenager. now i mostly leave it to jokes or outpedanting other pedants (e.g. i wait for people to try and correct “octopuses” to “octopi” by letting them know that if they’re trying to follow greek plural rules, it’d be octopodes.
putting my thumb over the tip and shushing
>>43703415did you really leave your phone on the train?
I don't love anyone or anything anymore just her and she hates me and will never be in my life again my life is over
doesn’t surprise me. my friend left his on the bus and just never got it back
alright mmg, it’s 2 am and i need to wake up at 6, goodnight <3
my ex gf who fucking hates me left her whole fucking backpack on the bus or at the bus stop so I bought her a new laptop and gave her my pills
i want to be held and kissed just like one would a woman, even if only just once..
Sometimes i paste a conversation into grok and ask it if they seem uninterested/giving bare minimum
anyone skate
>>43703451don’t do this
>>43703451This is good advice but i dont talk to anyone enough to do this
>>43703451what the fuck is the point of that you idiot
>>43703436yeh... and im pissed, it was a z fold >.>
>>43703451cognitively and emotionally lazy generationwe're fucked as a species
do any of you even have a bf
>>43703457I would skateboard if i had friendsI have three beater boards i never use including a nearly new girl deck
>>43703464To get around my broken brain? I assume people hate me on the slightest negative interaction >>43703471Why do you hate me?
pooners are my weakness
yeahh its bouta time i hit the ol sack, work n shit have a good night moders, esp you jerzynona~
>>43703477no should I try to get onewomen have broken my heart so far I'd let a moid fuck me but I'm ugly and old and fat
>>43703469I'm sorry. u.u
I used to long board back when i had friends. Mostly parking garages
yeah you like women congrats
>>43703479I haven't bought a board since I was skating in the city and fell, got kind of injured, and got my board run over by a car and split in half. I really miss skating with my friends in high school and college though. I love girl but I used to only skate plan b and mystery decks for some reason. do you do street or vert or just cruisin around
I'm supposed to wake up in a little under nine hours to make palantir and the healthcare industry parasite layer richer and I just don't think I can anymore so I'm going to stay up and finish season 3 of the boys and keep drinking and try to work up the nerve to FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF IN THE WORTHLESS HEAD
britnona raped me on new jersey public transport
I fucking hate everything
britnona pulled me aside and told me her entire life story unprompted on passenger rail
damnn they start talking about boards >.>
I will never have her back and I need to just fucking die
going to sleep like a baby tonight just sitting here with a big ol smile thinking about how much AI prompting I'm going to have to do tomorrow. what kind of baby? hopefully a baby with sids so I can wake up dead. slap some drachma on my eyes bro. yuuuup ok good night. yeah gimme a kiss. oh my god so much tongue jeez ok sleep tight buddy
Its sweet when men tear themselves apart for women. Women never deserve it though. If only we saved our love for the bros
will rape britnona
>>43703529I'm a man tearing myself apart over a woman (fakemoder) and it's toxic and abusive
>>43703457I CANT FUCKING KICKFLIP
I would give literally anything to have her here right now
>>43703506i'm just a poser. i'm goofy footed but dont push mongo. i cant even ollie. i just like riding around and bombing hillsi skate girl, blind and elementsall my boards are used/second hand except the girl was a bday present
>>43703536You should have saved your love and given your heart to the bros
i'm a twink monster assembled from the corpses of many twinks
>>43703538going from just riding to doing your first kickflip is like the steepest part of the learning curve, just keep at it and suddenly everything else will be easier
Does anyone tech deck?
>>43703551NEEGA ive had like 1000+ attempts in months , i just cant get my front foot on, it goes under or just to the side most times.
if she would just talk to me I could do this but she refused and kept putting new conditions on it and randomly blocking me when I'd done nothing wrong
>>43703542nothing wrong with just bombing hills lol. what's your favorite skate video?
it'd be cool to get a 16th century matchlock and shoot myself with it, i bet nobody's done that in a long time
I just wanted the chance to have her back in my life but I FUCKED IT ALL UP like I always do and I don't even know how
do you guys think if i add this girl back she will think im some crazy person? she's beautiful, smart and successful, and im just kind of like.. noti feel kinda bummy because i feel like we're just worlds apart and in different social classeslike the lady and the tramp, you know?i feel insecure because i feel like at my age i should have my stuff more together
>>437035661000 more attempts then! you might find you need to pull your knees up way more than you already are, or that you need to practice ollies a lot more to get height
>>43703576NTA but BAG OF SUCK is the best video lowkey im obsessed with it and Jerry is kinda cute
>>43703598oh shit I used to love enjoi lol. jerry is cute for sure
>>43703589hmmm okay anon :0) ill just trying jumping higher with my short legs next time thanks for the tip
>>43703579based
>>43703576probably the meme of skateboarding jesus ascending to heavenlike i said im a poserhavent watched a skate video or picked up my skateboards in like 10 years
>>43703606it has nothing to do with leg length, it has to do with generating enough downforce on the tail to pop the board really high into the air. it helps to be able to jump really high obviously but even short people can learn to do that
>>43703576I like that one where the granny was dropping pots on their heads
Fuck i wish i had friends
I would do literally anything
I just want her back
>>43703634i wish i had a skater emo twink BF
>>43703648Dont look at me im an old fat clown
the real trans typology is whether you're a nixongirl or a kennedygirl
>>43703660Nixon looks like a ventriloquist dummy brought to life.
>>43703663i look like richard nixon>>43703660
was jfk a repper
shut up
>>43703673Givin me the ol tricky dick aye? Well ill show ya
I just the you home l give up and do it
thinking about kissing an imaginary moder turns me on so much
getting schwasted for no reason on a monday night
my autistic fixation when i was 8 was jfk lol
>>43703694same
getting blackout drunk on a Monday nightfor a painfully anemic season
I just want a bf with a really good drug connect
make sure to stay hydrated
my 8 year old autistic son keeps telling me encyclopedic information about JFK's numerous affairs
i want to kiss a moder and get her so horny, then take off her clothes to reveal her feminine and estrogenated body
i'm a pitiful jfk in love with a beautiful confucius
sounds fire esehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1TmUqq2bMU
i wish i was a hypergamous foid instead of a low value male
i spent literally four days laying in bed because i am sad and now my back is fucked up
let's get you a tempurpedic grandma
>>43703724i want that so bad
>>43703730you need backshot correction
>>43703739no one wants to fuck me :(
plaaaaaap
i am powerless to stop the yearningi should jump into a volcano
what if you got up and looked around your apartment and someone was just in there not even stealing or anything just chilling maybe watching your tv or like catching up on a little work on their laptop
i would kill myself
>>43703827hugs
>>43703827rape
if you see this, know that i miss youadd me
>>43703827they can't leave, they're mine forever now
>>43703843you gonna give up your apartment just like that?>>43703844>>43703849alright then omw to your place
>>43703827i'm inclined to agree that the answer is rape
>>43703870the yanderemoder
>>43703827nothing because everyone leaves when i show the true me anyways it doesn't matter
you are so dramatic
when does the pity party end
never and it's your turn so let's hear some moaning
>>43703897I wouldn't leave you anon, im not like the other guys/girls...
what if you woke up and everything was the same for you
What should i watch to be less lonely for the rest of the night
>>43703916I'd fucking cry
the answer is usually rape desu
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
fully prepared to wake up and have everything be the same as it ever wassame as it ever waswatching the days go bywater flowing underground or some shitonce in a lifetiiiiiime
>>43703919120 days of sodom
>>43703948Looks dope
>>43703927my empire ofbert
sex is like mindcraft
sex is when my wife holds my hand
sex is not real
than neither was my std
it was all in your head
sex is when neither of us can get hard and we just drink and watch a movie instead
this has been the first 900-post mmg in a while
I want her back
>>43704136what pistol do you have
are you sure
>>43704142completely even with all of the issues >>43704141sig sauer p365
honestly good luck
>>43703927my paul of blart
unpleasant lumpy shapeless mass of flesh
my ass
>>43704176you rang?
who isn't in a codependent relationship
what was up with zack and cody they had to have at least kissed they look like each other
i love my codependent relationship
in a codependent relationship with my body pillow
i can be codependent with my own damn self i don't need a man
My codependent relationship cycles so hard i feel like im bipolar now
>>43704229this
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