Continued from:>>43696270
Using linux for the first time since I was 14, I feel very stupid.
fag sex
>>43698280why aren't you golfing instead
>>43698253I need a nude caddie boy.
>posting in the non-masc thread
>guy gets shot by federal agents for open carrying at a protest>guns' rights people claphttps://youtu.be/LasrD6SZkZkSorry last unprompted /pol/
>>43698301eww
i want to be balls deep in a guy and then he whispers faggot in my earnow continue with what you're talking about
>>43698301His calves and feet make him look aquatic
Vernacular.V A R D C Q P R I A M A W H O R EVernacular!
>>43698253wish the calves were thick
>Debaser typing his political opinions
>>43698320I want to be eaten by a mimic.
>>43698253i'm gonna fantasize this is a dad texting this to another dad about his biological son
i want to be balls deep in a guy and then he whispers mother in my ear
>>43697116Bald is the ideal hairstyle for bottoms.
>>43698280The command line is the only way to feel truly alive
>>43698328Is it really his opinion if it’s just something he has read on Reddit? Debaser is incapable of forming an opinion by himself and incapable of forming an independent thought
Man I cant imagine being obsessed with a nobody tripfag like myself lol
i will never understand what people see in masc men lol
it's insane how much gym time people put into looking 3/10
Saw this 18yo (could have been younger or older idk) spiky haired twink/twunk blow drying his sweaty ass crack and it made my dick twitch; he was still wearing his grey sweat pants too. He must have gotten it all sweaty from sitting down too long on a machine. Looked like he didn’t give one fuck. Everyone was staring at him. God I love the gym.
>>43698356this should be illegal
>>43698375so just blasting ass sweat into the room
>>43698359Right now I'm reading neovim documentation. The command line doesn't bother me so much.
every day, more than 17 veterans become one of the good ones
Ntm on Deborah
>>43698389>become one of the good onesdead?
>>43698328I should have been a speechwriter sis>>43698361At least I Google shit you definitely use AI
>>43698356the girls are doing too much
I wish I didn't have hair, being bald means you have a lot of testosterone which means you're masc
>>43698253why do you guys post here instead of getting a bf?
>>43698431Umhmum I'm fem but bald like Shanay O'Conner.
long haired short soft effeminate males with gigantic cocks that barely fit in their jeans. unf
>>43698440I have a bf. I post here because my brother posts here.
>>43698440Just waiting for my government issued BF.
>>43698450this but tall instead of short
>>43698462Gross
>>43698451post hole
>>43698464yes of course "tall" (actually short)
>>43698462there are no such thingsdo you just want to stay alone until you die?
it's always>waiting for my government issued bfuntil he's indian...until he's black...
>>43698361Fat debbie is a politically and corpulently ambiguous. He would have been raving and shaking his meaty paws and lunch lady arms if Biden was still a president, as he have already done so when it was election year, and he is prone to changing side because he can feed off both tables, in his mind, if we tries to be fluid when it comes to picking and choosing. He is a rebel without a cause. He might as well dye his hair blue if he sees weight in it or has another fit.
convert me to gay please uwui'm willing to go all the way with a guy.. shouldn't that be enough?
>>43698443you're not a TruBald you're a fake bald bpd bitch like britnay
>>43698480That'll happen either way.
>>43698462Is that truffleI just learned what truffle tasted like the other day It’s like if some nameless spice and a rustic mushroom had gay sex in my mouth Makes pasta sauce better every time
grrr, get these ugly schizos out of my general >.<
>>43698462why do muslims want to poop on women so bad
>>43698384Yep. Pretty based if you ask me.
>>43698451is your brother hot hung and single?
>>43698506We're twisters aka Twin Sisters and being bald by choice is actual truth baldness.
>>43698375>k blow drying his sweaty ass crackimagine doing all this instead of taking a fucking shower, lawdy
>>43698508if you get a bf and die before him, you won't die alone
>>43698524it isn't
>>43698308For what it's worth, I consider myself to be conservative leaning and I thought Pretti's death was fucked up. No matter what your opinion of our border security agents are, there's pretty much no way to legally justify his murder. It's kinda like how there were quite a few liberals who made fun of Charlie Kirk when he was murdered, it really depends on where you go, and who you're talking to. I've heard someone say before that this the worst time to die in human history, because your death can be livestreamed for everyone to see.Also if an American citizen, had his gun taken away from him, and was killed in the 90's during the Waco and Ruby Ridge stuff, conservatives would have probably started a Civil War in his name. But nowadays they just say, "he should have complied".
how many gray hairs you got? i have one so far, it's been in the same spot for a few months now. i'm gonna be a silver fox sooon hehe, can't wait
>>43698546Absolutely based if you ask me.
>>43698510It is! The best steak recipe I have is also unfortunately of the simplest: Wagyu steak (the fattiness is important) w/ salt and pepper, then a simple truffle butter sauce over it.
>>43698557call me when that hole goes gray
>>43698558i didn't
>>43698561Hey is that the chef guy I wish he’d nut all over my spaghetti
remember to put on your Official Pride Gloss™ before you suck that dick sisters!!!!!
>>43698539It's not likely I'll ever get a bf, desu. I've always been rejected when I ask someone out.
southern whiteboy x hood asian
>>43698593have you tried dating apps?
>>43698501Actually I was ranting against Trump even when Biden was president. I was a trump hater day 1 unless you count thinking some of the memes were funny when he was the meme option.
We should all move to Italy and buy truffle sniffing pigs.
I'm huuuuuuuuuungryyyyyyyy
>>43698619you can buy shiza for much less and two meals a day
>>43698619you can just buy an idanon?
>>43698554Yea I guess I just don't see why you would identify as conservative when you agree that conservative is a cucked ideology in the current metaThe only thing that makes sense is that most of your friends identify as conservative
>>43698614I'm on scruff and haven't used grindr in ages because grindr sucks. I can get a hookup pretty easily, but I lost interest in that some years ago.
i'm on 4chan
i miss 4channel
where are the funposters
>>43698698I'm doing the dishes and laundry sis.
>>43698698i dont engage if schizos are posting
beard hair on my tongue. bleh.
>>43698698I can't generate content that might be considered offensive, disrespectful, or misrepresentative of real public figures. If you're interested in discussing political topics, policy issues, or current events in a constructive and factual manner, I'd be happy to provide information on those subjects.
>>43698561did they free the united healthcare freedom fighter?
Well?
>>43698733>beard hair on my tongue.this made me hard
Like, if I had strongly held conservative beliefs, I would definitely try to infiltrate liberal society and influence people towards conservative conclusions using liberal rationalizations. Like, if I was super conservative and actually gave a fuck I would tell everyone that I'm a liberal which wouldn't even be a lie because liberalism is more of an approach to the problem of governance than it is a rigid ideology.
>>43698593>rejectedwell its not your face, so fat it is
>>43698440i dont post here, i shit here, posting days are over
>>43698777guy on the right is fugly. tom could get my pp, and hole if he's willing
I want to be in between his legs, or be him, with a not flamer bottom between mine
>>43698557a decent amount in my beard now
>well its not your facelol
>>43698554tldr post hole
worst one:i call it doubleoneside
imagine bearded kisses on your stomach
>>43698785Adding on to this, if it is a truly held conservative belief that centrists/liberals are onions beta cucks or whatever, then it should be easy for any sufficiently sophisticated conservative to either blend in or command respect from within their ideological framework.See: Elon Musk before he tried to act like one of the cool kids that like to post trump memes.>>43698844I'm so happy when I get find the difference 3x
When the PEOPLE's government of China breaks down on the Marxist protest using the PEOPLE's police, socialism with Chinese characteristics is achieved
>>43698844if i have to go back to the crack pipes again then i'll stop posting here
>>43698590N
>>43698788That was when I was underweight.
>>43698856i'm already hard
>>43698856shut up my bf is clean shaven
>>43698777Absolutely flipped... Tom has tight dancer butthole puth for sure. Gregg gives stretched from fat dooks due to his malnutritional diet and that's before THE STRAP came into play.
>>43698345you really necroed a post for this?
>>43698802Hi Timmy, thanks for asking about me in the precious thread. My day has been average so far, but still better than a poorly received day. I'm going to watch a movie later, so maybe I'll post about it here if I enjoyed it or not. I've know I've asked this before, but I hope your rear end is feeling better?>>43698820Ehhh, nn..nooo ( *´~｀*)
question for the thread, does your family know that you're gay?
>>43698253>tfw no lecherous dad friends
>>43698904Someone has to let them know.
>>43698888but imagine the kisses going down your stomach to the base of your dick
>>43698887>underweightno such thing, there isfit/skinnyfat/fat>>43698876do it now>>43698905rope, marina>>43698911why do anons ask retarded questions?waow so many yous
>>43698777Who's the guy on the right?
>>43698905Hi sealbutt. Please call me Timur or Jäger. I'm glad you are good. My ass feels better. My surgery pain still continues because of the ass fuck. But it is getting better too. What movie?
>>43698937thats so nice of you! good night
>>43698939is that a no for the question then?
>>43698951I don't keep up with gaygen. I thought you got jaw surgery, not butt surgery?
>>43698911probably. no one asked and i don't plan to tell
>>43698938my dick can only get so hard anon
Red pandas are so fucking ugly
>>43699035jealous bitch
>>43699035Bad take
maaaaaaaan i'm so happy i didn't need to shave my facial hair for work. we love laxed regulations*knocks on wood*
>>43699146We look the same
>>43699169>>43699146Why did you post the same picture twice
>>43698963I think I said to someone I was to get jaw surgery, it's true. But first instead I got surgery on my bladder.
>>43699169keked
>>43699169you look way more masc than that bottom 4 BBC above you who looks like eminem with facial hair
deltoid, explain yourself!
>that bottom 4 BBCfor real? what have you heard..
X3
>>43699146very fuckable pit
Me and my son (spongebob) both serve bbc...
>>43699277He's bi fem trade sister... Much like mwuah hehe
>>43699236Uwotm8
>>43699285my dick will never touch a bi pit
>>43699305Too. Late.
Mr pancakes without the communism is not me btw hes an imposter basically hes probably slayer would be my guess
in summation: we love professional men with beards
Slayer is obsessed with me...
Ever been turned on by your own balls smell?
>>43699364>boots on the bed
>>43699364Cowgirl boots ruin this>>43699391How bad does your shit stink that you can smell it from 2 feet away
>>43699364link hole
>>43699391You stink like balls and your ugly
>>43699391yup
>>43699305if you could, would you instantly convert all straight men on the planet into bis?
anyone live in Birmingham UK?
>>43699412https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fq5t133usaake1.jpeg
>>43699419i'd convert all straight men to masc bottoms and all bi men to dead
>>43699419I'd rather have sex with straight men.
>>43699433not hairy enough to excuse shoes indoors
>scheduling an appointment, select gender>male, female, gender queer, troon, other (attack helicopter)? O_o wtf is genderqueer lolnever seen that before, sounds like horseshit to me
>>43699433>bisexual
>>43699143perfect BAC domtop
bi bussy is better than gay bussy..
>>43699411Even freshly showered, they arw strong. But today I sweated off my ass.
>>43699468wwhy
Would you date a bald guy who likes spongebob
>>43699472You probably have sheep malaria from being poor and ugly and fat and fem.
>>43699435Wig
>>43699432
>>43699442https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmzkhatxbxr2h1.jpeghe's sometimes hairier
>>43699432Birmingham must be so depressing to live in the UK I know ive heard the vibe there is terrible
keep uncle fester away from me
>>43699453>wtf is genderqueermr pancake is of undetermined identity, could be anything, could even be genderquer!
save your sanity
>>43699305if a bi guy wanted me to fuck his pit i would respect him more desu
>>43699493this is hairy enough for the hat but still not the boots. what's his reddit username
>>43699518Why do you always have to come for me I would never tell people not to talk to you and yet you think your so funny with this white supremacist sign tapping meme and yet you are fat and old and ugly
imagine going 30+ years without a boyfriend, a date, or even a hookupwhat is wrong with some guys
>>43699518He looks like sòyjak now
>>43699530bro
>>43699533He just hates bald guys it's so obvious he thinks he's morally superior to people who are experiencing baldness because he's a sociopath of some sort
>>43699533>white supremacistsays the skinhead
>>43699559
>>43699539LMAOROFL i was thinking wtf he reminds me of xD
>>43699538im a shycel
>>43699560Bitch you're not experiencing baldness. Don't try to Jaida Pinkett-Smith'ify yourself, just like the bitch you're crying about being bald while we all perfectly know you two just shaved your head.
Discrimination against bald fat men needs to stop
>>43699587Ok then why am I bald? Sick cunt.
>>43699554thanks, there's no label or post title when i open the link you posted
>>43699559aidsmoby but real and obese kek
>>43699574Aлeкcaндp Cepгeeвич Пyшкин и Кoт Учeный
>>43699602post хyй
>>43699594lol
Ugly gays, how are you doing?
>>43699619Cнaчaлa go to нaхyй
>>43699625sweaty and irritable
>>43699625got some head and ass this morning so im content
>>43699481because, imagine a male that could have a gf if he wanted but instead chooses to be your bottom bf. if that's not hot then idk, maybe i'm crazy.
>>43699630where are you from zigger?
>>43699560u arent eating sis
>>43699687what's hot about a prison gay choosing me out of desperation? i don't owe him anything, despite you making it seem like such. a gay bussy would pick me and not spin it into an ego trip and would be much for well-mannered and amicable
>>43699687>maybe i'm crazy.you are
>>43699594i've been looking for you my whole life
>>43699695That right binch it's beach bawdy ssn
>>43699722LOL
>>43699708uh the point is that a guy could be more attractive than a woman to make a bi choose him as a lover. it's not really complicated.>>43699721some guys like a little crazy iykwim
that guy who makes ai of all the namefags might be weirder than the namefags desu
i'm hungry
>>43699722Jesus thats an ugly twink
how am i gonna be shirtless in the locker room if i keep eating pecan sandies with milk?
>>43699693Treasure Island, along the coast
>>43699806
>>43699722left bottoms
>>43699846ive seen this video, poor kitty :/
>>43699846
>>43699877who is hot slut?
would you top or bottom for your younger self?
>>43699889thats ai
>>43699925top
have you ever looked at yourself naked and got off to it? is that narcissism?
would you top or bottom for your 70yo self?
>>43699925Definitely top. I was a hot twink with long hair
>>43699925I'd top her.
>>43699929no one can tell the difference anymore
>>43699951was "she" a woman?
>>43699936it is
>>43699936I think everyone does that once or twice, no big deal. It's narcissism when you're more attracted to yourself than other people, and can only get off thinking about yourself. That exists too for some ppl. Common behaviors are problematic when taken to the extreme.
>>43699936yes i do this and to pictures of myself, i wish i could clone myself and fuck me
>>43699925i would top myself but i wouldn’t let me top me
>>43699936Yes. It's healthy sis.
You aren't a real man if you wouldn't fuck your clone>>43700019If you wouldn't then your clone wouldn't either anon. Just admit that you would bottom for the right guy.
Would you have sex with a straight men if there was no anal involved? oral is fine
>>43700019Oh wait you meant the younger you nvm I get it now
>>43700040only if they were into me
>>43700040No. I like gay twinks because they're gay and because they're addicted to cock. It's awkward and a little sad seeing straight guys doing gay sex things for money.
>>43699925how old is my younger self?
>>43700040It very much depends on how chill the straight guy is. If there is any chance of me being his first gay experience and him blowing his life up over it count me out.
Like gay conversion is an anti kink to me because like noooo haha don't make me go through this again with you lol So like it would involve a serious conversation first to make sure it was something that could work out. If I get bad vibes from that it's a no.
i could cum from having my prostate massaged from the outside, no penetration needed. it's almost like squeezing a lime, you have to really get in there and rub it hard to get the juice out. it's so worth it though, if you're trying to bust a nut without all the hassle of anal sex. some days i just don't want to have a sticky cum-filled ass, ok?
>>43699937or?
>i just don't want to have a sticky cum-filled assi just don't want to have the best part
>>43700047i would try to top my older self we’d have to have a rapeoff
>>43700126Now imagine you have work in 30 minutes
>>43700066Nah I like transactional relationships like that.
>>43700132Just don't wear shorts.
>>43700111You have unlimited power and deserve the world.
>>43700137who are these larps for? i can hold in 300ml of heavy liquid water, whats your 10ml pathetic little jizzblurp gonna do lmao
>>43700154can you hold 300ml after being fucked
I plug my bottom after I cum in him.
>>43700132ugh almost had an heart attack reading this post
They should make high protien face cleaners so I can have clean girl skin with benefits.
>>43700126well if my bf is doing it every day i might get overwhelmed, it's good to let the hole, i mean bottom bf, take a break
>>43700164what do you happens after penetration, virginfren?
Why have I been fixated to eggs since I was a kid?
oh no i'm getting loved too much. it's so overwhelming
>>43700203nta but it do be like that sometimes
>Why have I been a tranny since I was a kid?
>>43700212Never been or wanted to be
>>43700200I think you have ocd. When I first met you you were obsessed with getting peed on and erp, then guns and war in Russia, then cheesecake, then running shoes, now eggs.
>>43700252I like all of those things always (minus war)
>>43700154This person has CLEARLY never been fisted and it shows MUWAH
I used to get fisted before I got hiv now nobody wants to fist me everything tightened back up... :(
>>43700200Have you ever heard of the egg madness? It’s a thing. "In a rage, Lord Walter Rothschild left the British Ornithologists' Union and teamed up with a sinister one-eyed reverend to found the Jourdain Society, a rogue league of aristocratic egg collectors who operated outside the law. It was theoretically a charitable society, formed to lobby against the evil influence of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSBP), but it was widely accused of being at the center of a wave of egg theft sweeping the country. The Society held formal gatherings, where tuxedo-clad egg collectors admired antique display cabinets full of rare eggs and competed to produce the rarest specimen. The police regularly raided these meetings, held in swanky hotels across the country, and fully half the members had criminal convictions as late as the 1990s. Again, for egg crimes. But stealing wild eggs is pretty draining (several poachers fell to their deaths, while another was so overcome with egg madness he charged into an osprey reserve with a chainsaw and was arrested trying to saw down trees) and the thieves soon realized there was an easier target: museums. Britain's natural history collections were soon hit by an epidemic of theft."
>>43700262Were you born female?
>>43700277Why are humans like this
https://youtu.be/WuL5RyeQcIA?si=rZx2639aBbF1DOK_
>>43700277"Egg madness""Kleptomania" How come when rich folks is criminals they get fancy names and disorders just call them poachers and thieves
>>43698356i used to love this tik tok of a gay guy that would seduce guys in the gym. he was kinda fem and much better looking than this thing. but i wasnt even into him, i would watch for the guys that got seduced.i lost the tik tok:(
I believe we go back into an egg when we die.
>>43700200I think of the scene in rescuers down under where a lizard is trying to eat eggs. Makes them look so good.
>>43700357I believe when timur dies he will become tortured in the firey pits of hell
no-show socks are so fucking gay. just be barefoot at that point
is this the gay thread?
Delta are you going to your local pride parade?https://x.com/JaeBaddd/status/2058690700758192394/video/
>>43698301Big Malaysian legs>>43698309Kys
>>43700557That’s so fucking cringe.
i'm a fag but i'm not that gay
i like your booty but i'm not gay
>>43700557I think it already came and went
I prefer women.
>>43700681couldn't imagine having to deal with women and their mental illnesses
I prefer men in wigs.
You get to pick one gg trip to sit on your face naked who do you pick
>>43700677i wanna pin a guy down and force his cock into my ass
>>43700705every trip who i thought was attractive has stopped posting
>>43700705Samuel
>>43700681Thoughts on drag?
What stuff have you guys been watching?
>>43700705Santino and or bucko
>>43700718No! mwuah still posts
>>43700739Ive been watching Shrek i relate to Fiona alot except for the part where she dates a fat guy and finds love and acceptance herself
>>43700750I always thought shrek was so hokey. I'm happy other people enjoy it though.
>>43700773I like donkey
https://youtube.com/shorts/S5HJi3LWhc8?si=S8uOfRZC_WKgPGmQ
>>43700132you can clean cum out of you ass with a 5 minute shower you shower before work, dont you?
>>43700808You know debaser is going into the pizza hut taco bell long john silver's smelling like fagged out sex. Perhaps his only respectable trait
>>43698253I work at a golf course and I get to golf there for free.
>>43700739narutojust finished the chunin exam prelims and now naruto is learning to tap into the nine tail fox chakra
Shrek is love and shrek is life
>>43700739Drag Race All Stars 11. Mother is online.
>>43700815Have you ever golfed nude before?
>>43700885I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to.
ooo i feel so fat
>>43700998You probably just have stuffed with poop. Do a castor oil wrap, some senna tea, and no food until the ROT has been excised.
A natural diet low in fiber shoudl not create poop. It's artifical to sell toilets.
>>43700739BBC tranny porn>>43700705shartino
>>43700739entouragehttps://youtu.be/VEnh6yn_zQo
>>43700808Ofc I do but like imagine you are doing some other time sensitive thing where you can't take a shower right after getting off>>43700814https://youtu.be/pt_1UJVnYYI
>>43700991Bend the rules a little sis. Have a little fun once in awhile.
it's jean paul gaultier
do you shiza would play ffxi with me?
>>43700815If you are allowed to bring a +1 this is a crazy good thing to abuse for dates
>>43701252new
>>43700705bucko
>>43699925I would bottom for my younger self penatrative sex is rape and so I would take daily rapings from him just to make sure he grows up not traumatized from bottoming and I would want to love and protect him>>43699846
