>>43701124
niggerwarts legoycy 2
>this magic academy is on stolen land. now cast the land acknowledgement spell
>the goblins are our greatest allies!!!
>snape, put that wand in my ass pronto
>quidditch with a fat bitch
>i have british autism and i need to stim by casting the ugly teeth spell
>moaning myrtle now comes in .mp3 and ogg vorbis!!
>six seven harry, six seven!!!!!!!

Sorry I'm not a quirky chungis 36 year old millennial, I don't give a fuck about harry potter

>>43701124
the first one's greatest crime against trannies was being horribly mid
I dont have the greatest of hopes for the sequel's mechanics or design, and less for the story especially if JK decides to flex creative control

>>43701124
>This is considered fanbaiting in 2026
The Harry Potter reboot is going to be terrible.

>>43701231
>if JK decides to flex creative control
Of course she will. She always does. She fucks it up every time and then covers it up with transphobic tweets.

Are we sure that Harry Potter wasn't created by a man who then put JK in charge of it to prove how feminist he was?

>>43701124
I'll get it for free on epic, like the first one.

>>43701503
>Are we sure that Harry Potter wasn't created by a man who then put JK in charge of it
ina way that's true. Joanna has said that if she had had a choice when she was young she would have chosen to live as a man. There's elements of that shining through in the first two books like Harry's imposter syndrome
we missed out on a timeline with a celebrated transmasc children's author

>>43702585
Nah I don't mean like that. We all know Bobby is a boy and needs to get on T before he hurts himself.

I mean like Kathleen Kennedy to George Lucas. It seems like every time we put a bitch in charge of anything she fucks it up. In this case the bitch in question apparently invented the thing that she subsequently fucked up. The minute they started giving her producer credits instead of creative consultant credits, everything she touched went straight to shit. So I'm saying is that there's no way she can be this incompetent and have invented it in the first place.

She had some homeless autistic tranny locked in her basement or something who wrote the first 4 books, because JK gave her the only love and affirmation she'd ever recieved in her life. Then JK killed the tranny in a blind rage and just had to piece together the next 3 books which is why they were of notably lower quality, and she just been coasting on the reputation that poor autist who just wanted to feel pretty had done for the meagrest crumb of affection.

Cannon. It's too tragic not to be true.