does anyone want to talk about doll eye with me

>>43712908
can we talk about masturbating instead

>>43713641
no that's gross

>>43713662
:/ im gonna go piss myself from cumming so hard then

>>43712908
What's doll eye?

>>43713641
>>43713670
kys mike

>>43713698
psychological horror rpg/multimedia project
a depressed alcoholic dog dad and his guardian angel slowly lose their minds after becoming trapped in an abandoned hospital inhabited by a lone mad "doctor" who may or may not be undead
only one chapter has been released so far but more are in development

>>43713701
i'm literally not mike lmfao

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>you should leave this county
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>43714177
What?

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>>43712512
i have a fake yuyuko fumo i wish i had a voracious fat tidded wife to feed
ignore the rest of my poonbrained shelf please

>>43712512
>qott
all i know about touhou is the bad apple remix

>>43714491
>Poonbrained
But your shelf is amazing

i hate my proportions so much

>>43714491
you should be the wife

>>43714882
Ain't nothing wrong with a fat ass and thick thighs. If you're less than 21 BMI anyway.

God I hate myself
>be me
>mtf
>5 years ago meet ftm guy named Ryan
>Lives in Vegas while I live in SLC
>He drives once a month to see me
>Become FWBs, but just that. Nothing else
>Feelings begin developing in me for him
>Says he just doesn't want a relationship between us yet. He's just not ready after 12 years with his ex husband (transitioning made him realize he was Bi)
>Move to Seattle in 2024
>We stay in touch but FWB days are over because it's just too far
>He's visiting me right now
>First visit in nearly 2 years
>Ask if he wants to go again for old times sake
>He agrees
>Fuck like there no tomorrow till we begin cuddling
>Realize with him here I still have feelings for him outside of just wanting to be Fwbs
>Crying as I type this while in the bathroom while he's asleep
God, what is wrong with me? He's made it clear he doesn't want a relationship so why do I have romantic feelings for him? What is wrong wity my brain?

I need an ftm to bounce on it like this
>https://x.com/PuffPuff3D/status/2045951696082264426

>>43715457
Not clicking on this because it's probably a woman

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>>43715527

>>43715653
?

Hello afabs, how are you doing today?

>>43715457
she looks pissed off riding that thing

>>43715457
Me rn on my dildo

>>43715856
if your dildo is that big then damn I feel bad for your organs being pushed around so much

>>43716026
I can only fit that big in my ass, feels good tho

>>43712512
yeah i really like the pc98 ones, i played EoSD but i never finished it

ftms are so respected in society that they dont face any discrimination or transphobia because they pass so well.

>>43716556
Tung Tung Sahur in Minecraft or Labubus in Fortnite?

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>ftms are so respected in society that they dont face any discrimination or transphobia because they pass so well.

>>43716556
We really don't in comparison to mtfs. People just respect us and accept us as men which is chill. Still i feel bad for our sisters and thats why i will always be vocal about trans rights and equality.

>>43716685
wtf sees pooners as men, lmaooo. even chasers see ftms as spicy girls

>>43716556
im cis and its true
i see yall as one of the bros

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>>43714979
im about 5yrs on T and have kinda accepted that in sexual relationships ill always be the wife, but i just don't wanna be big tidded.
if society collapsed and i wouldn't be able to get T id survive bc of having had top surgery, id probably even be ok wth detrooning bc at least now i don't have tits and can do stuff like running n wearing shirts that feel like they fit.

born to be a little girl forced to grow tits and go psychotic over it.
also good morning poonergen

>>43717149
It's ok. I actually have a bit of a fetish for flat chested femme (relative) with nice ass and hips. The juxtaposition between the flat chest and the ass is great. Also if you get lean and fit it has a really nice sporty look that's sexy.

>>43716587
>its been 3 or 4 years
>this depiction of my shitpost/ragebait account is still going around
LMAO

>>43717191
im already lean and sporty and have an ok ass but im the furthest thing from femme lol
ig femme for pooners is just shaving but for me it would be like tryna skin a dog

>>43717217
>im already lean and sporty
That's great, anon. Because so many people are fat, being lean and fit puts you automatically in the higher tier of attractiveness.
>ok ass
Squats and hip thrusts.
>femme for pooners is just shaving
Yeah and just the relative level of femme/masc vs a masculine cis guy. Do you just have a ton of body hair or something?

>>43716587
White poons give us such a bad rap

>>43717259
yeah im increadibly hairy, i dont mind it i actually like it quite a lot, but a lot of people probably are put off by it.

i need to go back to working out but ive been so busy lately that i get back from work and i pass out sometimes before even eating dinner. i was doing a lot of arm and upper body to get a flatter tummy and running. i don't do squats and stuff much but i used to hike a lot too before i had to work weekends too

>>43717291
Yeah I personally don't like body hair on my partners, boy or girl. I'd imagine some don't mind tho. Gotta get back in the gym, gotta get huge, brother. And definitely hit squats. A thick muscular ass is appreciated by everyone.

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>>43717325
i cant get huge tho im 5'3 lol

>>43717436
Then just be a qt twunk.

im 6ft trans man. and height makes no difference i can tell you.

https://www.youtu.be/PB710OvguCg

>>43717577
chad anon

>>43717577
i am larper and i can say my larp life is totally real

>>43717577
being 6ft and girlmoding must have been tough

>>43717744
larp? you think because im tall im larping lol. google what the average height of afab basketball players.
>>43717820
i never really girlmoded at that height. i started T early and maybe thats what made me tall. though my cousins are all 6'3 - 6'4 etc

I'm a ftm-coded cis male. Not intersex afaik, but it's like I have a very feminine skeleton. Lifting is a good cope but idk what I'd do if I didn't have a dick. I feel for you, lads.

i dont know what id do without a bonus hole. anal destroys your body.

>>43718221
>anal destroys your body
That's the best part.

>>43717860
tall pooner seems like a massive antithetical. ig im envious, tall men both cis and trans have it better than short guys. you probably get some massive level of respect and pass easily it's hard not to be envious

>>43718026
>idk what id do without a dick
cope? swallow any sort of pride until you accept you're just a glorified tomboy to any prospective partner?

>>43719279
>undersized, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race
French people?

>>43719672
Indians!

>>43718236
you like shitting ur pants constantly all day in public? ill pass thanks

>>43719933
Nah. I don't bottom. I just like ruining other people. Leaving my mark on them permanently.

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>>43714431
>*panicked frog voice* SOMEBODY CALL 911

Been keeping my ftm with a large plug in his ass for days, repeatedly. He's been so sore and loose. My cock slides right in without having to shove it. Last night after I had nut in his ass I was getting dressed and asked if he was familiar with Bad Dragon. He shyly said yes, he'd been on their site a few times. I nodded towards the plug on the bed and said "and you think that is big.." He immediately got a terrified look on his face because he knew I was threatening to get one and shove it in his ass and pussy. Which I am going to. Lol. Lmao.

>>43720523
You better be the one who's going to change the diapers when he's older

>>43720538
Hahahaha. No. I've been seeing him for 9 months and plan to continue, but this definitely isn't a long, long term thing. Just going to shatter him psychologically and physically. He'll always remember me :)

>>43720654
In that case hopefully you'll end up in diapers one day

>>43716556
If a man bullies you then other men will beat the living fuck out of them because they perceive you as female and want to defend you. Thus you are rarely bullied IRL. Mtfs are at the mercy men, who spare none of them

>>43721511
alpha men dont get bullied. that is why ftms dont get bullied and often are the ones defending other weaker men.

>>43721688
As a trans guy i have stood up for women and tgirls on many occasions.

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>>43712512
As a teen i convinced myself I could become one of the 2hus if i kept repping ftm and dressed in trenchcoats collared shitts and long skirts because I thought i was fulfilling my destiny by doing so

Top seven: kokoro, okuu, remilia, sakuya, alice, suika, renko. Came up with small system that calculates how fem/malebrained you are based on your favorites based on the popularity poll demographics

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>>43722855
whats the most femalebrained?

t. yuyuko fan

>>43717207
When are you detransitioning? Your pussy is all dried up but give it a couple of years and you'll be perfectly breedable

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Why do you ftm vaginabois love being "femboys"?? Is it because you know deep down you will never be real men? You should all be more honest about your true feelings

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>>43715457
god damn she is taking that hog so easily I jealous my hole is broken and fucked up

>>43723100
How did you break your hole?

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>>43723079
i for one like being a cuntboy not especially a man or a woman

>>43723100
Use it or lose it, daddy-o

>>43723182
The best choice unironically

Can one of the ragebaiters come back so we can be on page 1

>>43724954
Big mike has abandoned us.. I bet he's in gaygen..

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>>43724985
How many of us use gaygen I wonder

giga poon self identified cuntboy i know got t before me and it eats away at me every day

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>>43725770
What makes you all that different

>>43725815
I hate the afab look

>>43712512
I'm a trans woman who's sexually interested in other trans women

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYvn-SPSAwW

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whenever i get really horny, boobs are all i can think about

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I'm 5yrs T and pass, but i currently work as a graduate student mentoring undergrads and im concerned they will find out and somehow chastise me for it, the only person who I know is aware of my poonerage is my advisor.
I'm also worried that after finishing my Msc I won't find a job on account of being a tranny.
All that and the interminable state of my partner essentially making me take up a deeply feminine role makes me wonder if it's even worth it being a tranny anymore.
i don't want to be genocided and want to be successful but being a pooner really is grim, not that i would have it any other way really.

All n all this is the life of a pooner that stumbled into a position they are unfit for, both in work/schooling and having a partner.
I can't really imagine not being a pooner though, kinda sadly fits being the massive role-failure of a woman or man is beyond any sort of grasping.
nini poonergen

>>43726392
break up with ur partner? i dont get people like you

>>43726392
>essentially making me take up a deeply feminine role
what are they doing to make you take this role? paying for all rent? poon pounding you? just calling you his girlfriend?

>>43723129
atrophy

>>43725770
Dude you caj diy so easily

>>43720329
nice life you cissies got there lmfao. no wonder nobody wants you and everyone wants ftms in 2026.

>>43726392
>I can't really imagine not being a pooner though, kinda sadly fits being the massive role-failure of a woman or man
1+1=0 type of logic

>writing reddit spacing larps all day instead of having friends
what did incels mean by this?

fit gym trans guy x gamer trans eboy
this is my ideal ship

>>43726897
I have an ftm slave rn and a body count of dozens. But go off, sister.

>>43726413
they're rlly nice all other things considered and im a deeply lonely person, i only really would if the relationship would start interfering with my career prospects

>>43726573
i have more money than them and more education, they just treat me and call me mommy but that's happened wth all my very few partners

>>43726925
if ur not good enough to be a woman and not good enough to be a man what are you left to be other than a pooner

>>43727001
i want a career and to be successful, being preggo would defeat the purpose

>>43727604
>>43727020
lol

Why do all my bottom friends always complain about not having a pussy and wanting to get mpregged. Are the bottoms ok???

>>43727667
We both know that you crave for pregnancy

>>43727669
Tongue my anus. My ftm does :)

>>43727667
You can still have a career and be successful while having kids, silly billy.

>>43727707
lol

>>43727714
i want a phd though it's too much work. you incel neets wouldn't understand

>>43727788
it's okay don't get pregnant then and just do what you want

>>43727707
>my ftm
confirmed larp

>>43727798
whos gonna pay and take care of the child? and in this future? dooming a child to be ai- brain slopped with a shitty american education system? like sending a cow to slaughter

>>43727788
You're overthinking it.

>>43727754
>>43727805
>stop abusing the little poons
Can't stop won't stop.

>>43727827
>whos gonna pay and take care of the child?
not you because you're not having one

Getting my ftm's nips pierced tomorrow. I often have him in tight crop tops so they'll show nicely through the shirts. Gonna be great, bros.

>>43727846
That's crazy I'm also getting my nips pierced tomorrow

>>43727885
Very nice, anon.

>>43727919
Right? What should I get pierced next?

>>43727020
they wish they could be us so they post here all day every day. kinda sad. we're out living our best lives with relationships and friends and they are stuck here shitposting.

>>43727928
I also had my ftm get a double tongue piercing to suck cock better, so maybe that? Lip, nostril and eyebrow are also all nice.

>>43727979
Yeah so I'm not your romantic partner so suggesting that to me might have been a bit inappropriate

>>43727846
i want to get a clitoral hood piercing

>>43727993
>yeah like uhmm
Fembrain. Toughen up, buttercup.

I thought riding a motorbike was malebrained. But in reality its not. Its one of those rare things where society sees it as a masculine hobby but the people involved are actually betas. Its still fun tho

>>43728008
I only used yeah and I have heard of male brained people using that before

>>43728014
>Its still fun tho
That's all that really matters.

>>43728018
What, redditor soiboys? And it's not just the verbiage, though calling things heckin' "inappropriate" is also fembrain. It's the fact you were flustered at all. Malebrain wouldn't think anything of it.

>>43728053
You're making my stomach turn
Yikes

>>43728078
And I haven't even gagged you yet.

>>43728113
Do you really think that's an appropriate thing to say to someone who was just trying to make casual conversation?

>>43728138
Yes. Guys say gay as hell shit to each other all the time.

Why are you so tiny? Explain your smolness.

>>43728159
Well I don't

>>43728185
I bet.

>>43728185
>>43728194
Explain your smolness.

>>43728185
well you don't seem particularly guy-ish so his point still stands. just because you're a guy who doesn't participate in guy things doesn't make it not a guy thing

>>43728194
No need to bet I just told you I don't

>>43728201
I think I'm tall enough
>>43728206
What's his point? That he'd beg me for sex? Look at this desperate lil fella

>>43728221
Highly femcel post.

Reminder not to interact with any transphobic insulting posts. Its just the shitposter desperate for any type of conversation.

>>43728251
And?

>>43728259
I'm not trying to be transphobic.. I'm mtf. I just think you liddle doods are soooo cute I just want to cuddle you and pat your head and maybe put my pp in your pussy...

>>43728259
mimimi

>>43728274

Sooooooooo tiny and cute and liddle :3

>>43722934
Pc98 fans are in general the most fembrained, next comes the taoist gang cuz transbian fandom (hisami and nemuno rank really high as well). In general MoF and gen2 characters are the most malebrained and TD characters are the most fembrained (excluding kyokou, the most malebrained character)

Yuyuko has slightly more male voters than average, +1.64% deviation from overall male:female ratio.
(no distinction between trans and cis in general. Fembrained can also mean honbrained and malebrained can also mean poonbrained.)

>>43728274
MtFs are so gross and ugly they have to come creep on pooners that's a riot.
More for femcels, the real winners of pooner hearts and pussies.

>>43728274
Lewd.

>>43728266
Nothing in particular. But I hope you find a person you're happy with.

>>43728336
do other ftms have a thing for femcels? i've always been a mtf chaser but there are like 2 in my town. there are like 9 pooners though

>>43728259
its the same posts every day which trigger no one
anytime i read them i just think "youre still here wasting your life?"

>>43728361
>2 mtfs and 9 poons in the entire town
Wut.

>>43728344
Oh and what happened to and I haven't even gagged you yet? What happened to get a tongue piercing so you can suck dick better?

going on my first date ever soon :D its with a trans girl i met playing video games together and shes really cute. god i hope i dont screw this up.

>>43728259
Okay you got me i was pretending to be mtf. The only way i know how to get people to reply to me is being mean and hoping i get a response i dont actually know how to talk to people. I'm 40 years old and live at my moms house you guys are all i have.

>>43728396
sybau micro nobody cares
nobody is going to feel sorry for you when you shitpost all day trying (and failing) to trigger people

>>43728396
>40
>lives in moms basement
holy shit cis people are embarrassing

>>43728396
honestly this is the most romantic thing i’ve ever read. a man who can’t talk to people except by being cruel? living with his mom at 40? i can see it now.... fate unites us in a walmart parking lot. i lift you from your mobility scooter and i whisper, “twas thy 40-year-old mom’s-basement musk that captured my heart… is this seat taken?”

>>43728396
...

>>43728396
and you think you are better than trans guys with jobs and social lives. loooool
you lost

>>43728396
Stop impersonating me.

I'm transgirl and I love liddle dooods!!!!!

>>43728604
the girls are fightinggggg

>>43728396
does your mom make chicken tendies for my ftm?

>>43728630
That's not me.

>>43728643
you regret telling people the truth after the responses lol. too late for that now.

>>43728683
No, it's just some weirdo impersonating me for some reason. I love pooners

>>43728743
ahuh sure ;) i think mommys calling you, manchild

>>43728375
You admitted to being a femcel. The way guys work is we harass each other but if bro is like "lol fuck off frank, but nah I'm having a tough time" you pick them up.

Why does everyone believe anything anyone types here?

>>43728858
>I'm a pathological liar, therefore everyone is
Sad.

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>>43728840
lol i've been keeping up with this thread and you're based lol

>>43728840
>You admitted to being a femcel.
And?

i got promoted at my job and now i have to tell a bunch of useless men how to do their job properly and i have the power to fire them. this sucks

>>43729236
Why does it suck?

Went to work at 930am but I actually work at 3pm. Fuck my life!

>>43729264
because men are useless and you have to show them how everything is done. them being terrible at their job makes my job harder now.

My office has a communal pooner we all take turns using.

i wish i was a communal pooner

>>43729428
>office
ewwwww

>>43729549
We have a full bar and liquor selection!

>>43727696
Most bottoms are like this (I'm a switch and I'm like this)

>>43729539
i was about to reply with this lol

im addicted to girls armpits :3