Holes and soles

>>43719007
wonder how many times that unicorn horn ended up in them

>>43719007
that ashes of creation guy for no reason:

>>43719007
this is magical

Im circumcised 0_0

>fat

>>43719028
He had a fucking private chef and he still doordashed metric tons of fast food

>>43719042
and id do it too

>>43719024
*hairy holes and soles

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>>43719033
me pancakes i need you to tell me i'm a good person. that deep down under my narcissism and self loathing that really i'm a good person. that i'm better than sissy spacek and totally based.

>>43718955
he speaks polish in his vocaroos

>>43719057
Is this slayer

>>43719033
Like 90% of the guys I've seen naked were

>>43719033
canadistanis circumcise their kids too??

Who has the most foreskin itt

I missed out on the hot thread

>>43719060
don't you think shiza would be able to tell if that was the case

>>43719148
it's going to be me. i'm gonna get one of those phimosis stretching things and get loose af

I imagine tim** is crazyrussianhacker but sounds worse

>>43719007
picrel is me and who

>>43719153
yea but shiza also doesn't like him so misinfo is possible. not stressin about it though.

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*Me sneaking into the euro posters houses at night to circumcise them in their sleep*

>>43719157
I was hoping people would post their foreskins like contest entries. : (

>>43719159
remembering that time when a hot blond guy went to watch the hunger games by himself and the got rizzed up by women saying theyd help him and how theyd sit on the floor next to him. if women have set eyes on a hot guy they will do anything

>>43719148
I've only seen my glans once in my life sis.

>>43719159
highly rapeable target

>>43719189
I'd like to see them compare with the foreskin pulled back

I sentence you to cum

>>43719202
Ew foreskin is so fucking gross bros

>>43719215
bitch i will cut you

>>43719189
i'm not loose enough to hold a fist so i'm not ready to post

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We are gray tier rizz real

>>43719214
you and which 14 inch long 12 inch thick hairy uncut penis

>>43719157
You can do it anon. I pretty much had to do the same thing.

>>43719239
why that look like Dawn

6 7 SIX SEVEN

>>43719161
he has gross excess foreskin.

>excess foreskin
lol

>>43719295
A european with disgusting ant eater foreskin? Many such cases...

I prefer muslim penis because they are all cut...

>>43719313
what

Sir Xir this is a jewish gay blue board

>>43719315
he has more foreskin than penis.

how can you have sex with a guy, kiss him and cuddle him, and not want to be his boyfriend? i don't understand.

>>43719386
fuckable doesn't mean loveable

>>43719399
Im fuckable and loveable

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Felt cute in my romper basically i am an adult baby

>>43719091
no ._.

>>43719386
the sex was bad

>>43719386
FWB is a thing

>Felt cute in my romper
pedo

>>43719428
not tight enough for you?

>>43719507
among other things

>>43719520
there's more to a relationship than sex

>>43719386
polyamory is a thing. I love all men equally.

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Why is my feet so orange

Daddy called my ass big!

Short and stocky guys seem hard to find.

why do slavic men have small feet and hands?

>>43719539
Let's be real. Sex is the number one important priority in a gay relationship. Everything else is secondary to secual compatibility. If two guys have the same future life plans, value system, politics, opinions on having children, etc. BUT their sexual chemistry isn't connecting, then they aren't gonna get into a relationship.

>>43719539
that's what people tell themselves before their partner cheats on them and forces them to pretend to want an open relationship and they're quite happily married actually

does he want to break my heart, does he get a thrill out of stringing me along

>>43719563
he's telling you to lose weight sweetheart

Imagine you found the perfect guy, he likes the same games and music you do. He has interesting hobbies, and a great supportive family and friends network. A great career and decent money. But he only has sex with you once a month. Would you still take it? Sexual compatibility still matters alot in whether a relationship survives and thrives.

>>43719624
I would choose love over sex and I have a very high sex drive.

>>43719624
>he has friends and a supportive family
Pass i need to be the center of his world and if he has too many connections I cant be getting full attention from him :3

>>43719577
azn

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good evening gaygen i think I'm turning into a side

>>43719654
How much do you weigh

>>43719624
>imagine you found the perfect guy but he was awful

>>43719654
how hairy is your hole?

>>43719654
show us your forbidden hole

>>43719047
have u seen euphoria?

>>43719654
a side dish, lardo

>>43719632
Rank what top 5 things you value most in a partner. 1 being the most important

how do i tell my nephews that all the soccer playing makes them look ugly? fat huge calves, zero arms chest development... deformed... and they be too young to get unaæsthetic

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>>43719563
hope he gave it a good slap too u deserve it for being so cute and thicc

>>43719734
larp larp larp sahur

>>43719577
is this a riddle

>>43719710
Or you can just accept some people would choose love over sex

>>43719654
Ching chang chong

>>43719691
not the new one

>>43719710
dignity
humility
patience
fortitude
charity

>>43719764
I am highly suspicious sis. But you are the rare exception of course.

>>43719580
this is also true for straights but they do it anyway and add to the divorce statistics

>>43719791
I don't get why it's hard to believe

>>43719784
but s1 yeah? in 2019? liked it? who is your fav character? did u identify with and wanna be hunter?

>>43719806
shh, let me pretend that's not true so i can be homophobic

>>43719742
holy shit ! a you from the real schizo debser???!!

>>43719674
you NEVER ask a twink about his weight
>>43719687
I dont shave so it's fuzzy but my body hair is light you can't see it much

>>43719807
Because it is idealistic naivete. I prefer the honesty of someone who values sexual compatibility first and other qualities as secondary. Sexuality is the most visceral truth of someone's nature.

But that's just my opinion, you can believe in love while I believe in sex.

>>43719708
NO you dumbass a side in bed like a pillow princess i think I'm done putting in work

I believe in miracles

>>43719847
>I dont shave
nice
>a twink
ew

thats not even a man thing. pussy also does people and doesnt make them their so either.

>>43719806
Yeah they always say that heterosexuality is inherently good because of reproduction. But it's about the sex is first, while the reproduction is secondary (a mere biproduct). It's always about the sex being first and foremost, while reproduction is a secondary afterthought.

>>43719624
It depends. Does he do kinky stuff regularly that helps me get off and it's just sex sex that happens once a month or is he like true cold fish mode?

>>43719869
jajaja pancake shitup i mean shutup samething

>>43719869
>a side in bed like a pillow princess
people like you give sides a bad name

>>43718863
what? he didn't drive across the country to see me

>>43718877
why are you talking shit lol what do you get out of this

>>43719007
unicorns are not jewish
they represent purity and will allegedly only approach virgin girls, and pairing it with two gay men is really offensive to the concept of what unicorns represent and is disrespectful

>>43719654
oh my yellow fever!

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>>43719580
Nah I feel like if the emotional connection is strong enough the sex can be learned. But if the sex is bad and you don't even like the guy then yeah you got nothing.

the perfect squeak

>>43719828
nah jules is a bitch, i liked rue and cassie

trapping that squeaky rat in a glue trap once and for all time to meet your doom little mouse

>sex can be learned

>>43719878
Im trying to become a twunk but its hard
I need a daddy to help me workout at the gym

Trapping baby macaques in glue traps and then watching as their mothers try in vain to rescue them, tearing off the baby tree rat's limbs in the process.

bitch. who cares what two consenting adults do in the bedroom.

>>43719939
he'll work out your hole

>>43719950
I used to watch tree rats Playlists on youtube of tree rats starving and dying

I'm a good boy I deserve to be pampered

teaching my top how to pound my ass, by pounding his ass
he still doesn't get it so it's like the fifth time showing him

>>43719938
Most bottoms need to be taught proper blowjob techniques.

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>>43719938
You can learn what makes your partner tick. Every guy is different. What gets one guy off might do nothing for another. It's about exploration and communication not just raw mechanics.

nigger
orphans are so ugly

>>43719953
I care they need my consent as well

>>43719962
>mr pancakes begging for a diaper change

I hate tree rats so much but once I seen a webm of a tree rat with sewing needles through its eyelids so that the baby monkey couldnt close its eyes titled
>sleepy baby monkey cant sleep

the annual mansplaining conference

>>43719915
Ooh hairy chest and belly. Cute little belly button too

>>43719970
i'm the top

Let me teach you the weak spots on my body.

Tree rats carry disease they steal and they are actually one of gods worst creatures i wish I lived in a time period where macaques were extinct

>>43719734
tell them that real chads lift weights and soccer is for cardio bunnies

the worlds least popular psychoanalyst, the president of veggie republic, just signed a bill that an orphan replaces the ceo of every television channel currently being broadcast.

slay butter

>>43719977
That's a fact. A lot of them just think it's about bobbing their head up and down but it's an art form. You gotta use the tongue the hands, the throat... it's a fullbody experience. Plus eye contact is key.

Someone sook my cook

>>43720092
My favorite thing is to slip my tongue under his foreskin (if uncut) and move it around. No matter what, going for the frenulum and piss slit usually drives guys nuts

There is just nowhere to watch macaque torture online anymore.

>>43720012
>>43720039
suddenly i love that god cursed you with being a fugly fat pozzed schizo retard and in your 20s when youre supposed to be in your prime pahahaha

Someone sock my cock

Why are we slow here today

>>43720145
Ok but theyre really sweaty white adidas i havent showered yet and it was super hot all day >_<

>>43720157
it's frigay

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>watching a porn
>top guy talks entirely in vocal fry trying to be dom
>instant turn-off
Why do people do this?

>>43720140
Tree rats are a plague. The ecosystem would actually rejoice if they were eradicated.

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like jeeeesus christ the chest hair too i cant stop playing with my pussy

>>43720140
Okay Karen

>>43720157
i'm horny and can't think of anything to post

I legit think that anyone interacting with ** ******** is just him. It's the same mental illness as *****, always demanding attention and trying hard to get it.

>>43720165
thats rich coming from a human

egg galaxy!

>>43720205
Le ebin reddit reply xD

I dont get how enjoying macaques suffering is supposed to make me a bad person I mean I never suggest anyone hurt a macaque and I would never commission anyone to harm an animal I simply enjoy seeing them in peril preferably in their natural habitat through natural causes in nature documentaries...

>>43720200
***** could be anybody. anons included.

>>43720234
the one that looks like a goblin and that threatened to kill himself multiple times

Some of you don't socialize in real life and it shows

a person who has taken a extremely high dosage of south park vs a person who has taken an extremely high dosage of family guy
who wins

>>43720025
yes of course, the top who has to have his hand held by his bottom bf because he's too shy to take what he wants

>>43719938
Yes?
Thinking it can't be learned / improved makes me think that you don't have sex

>>43720267
south park obviously coloratura is a baddie

>>43720282
yeah sure babe, whatever you need to think to pound my ass 5 times. guess i'm just a slow learner

>>43720056
waow actually a decent idea
ill say that soccer is gay as well! neat

>>43720252
I tried it once but didn't much care for it

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>>43720252
I do so!! I went to the store today and I said "Hi" to the cashier girl and she said "Hi" back and it was a whole moment

>>43720337
I'm proud of you anon, this is the beginning of big things!

>>43719624
Yah.

>>43720163
What does vocal fry mean?

i am NOT telling 4chan to shut the fuck up

>>43720411
When you speak like a Kardashian

>>43720267
South park easily

>>43720252
less talking more hole

>>43720200
el mariarchi?!

>>43720411
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Dd3fWQMCJLw

>>43720517
nobody even remembers that movie, fake debaser :/

>>43720157
half the posts here are mine, i was away

>>43720528
lol they trve knowers do! ive seen jewlywood remake and read its a copy, so i watched the superior version with rpg showdown kek

4chan have u ever been to china

>>43720561
gentleman never asks and a lady never tells

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My cat ghosted me

I want to be trapped inside of a mimic, with its many tongues manhandling me and it's pheramones making me sleepy and drugged.

>>43720578
that sounds nice but if i'm going to have tongues in me i'd want to be awake for it

you ever have insomnia?

>>43720578
is that like some creepy vore related thing?

>>43720631
not since i exorcised all the tranny faggot demons raping me when im trying to sleep

>>43720633
Yah. >_< it just seems so comfy. I would feel so safe inside.

>>43720561
idgaf about gina

>>43720631
no, only fear induced stress antisleep rolling

is it gay to want a man to grope you

I think my worst injury was probably a minor concussion because it caused memory loss and I had no idea what the fuck happened

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I have a whole ass bottle of wasp spray and still no wasp nests to genocide. This is bullshit.

>>43720753
where is the fun in killing wasps with chemicals? get some fire, noob

>>43720753
>>43720768
There's no art to that. I try to seduce the wasps with song.

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>>43720780
wild child?! hellion?!

oooh i just remembered that video of a guy making wasps sting his semi hard cock and ballz.
the nerve on that dude amirite

>>43720745
Yea and it's also gay to want to grope a guy and both are based

I had to kill a lot of wasps at my old place because they would build nests on my walls every summer, and i started regretting having to kill them after a few summers of observing their behavior. They aren't aggressive like Africanized bees are, they're actually pretty chill with people. Had to kill them though because otherwise it'd get out of control

hairy hole

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>walk into ur room
>see this
wat do?

I dont get how enjoying homeless suffering is supposed to make me a bad person I mean I never suggest anyone hurt a homeless person and I would never commission anyone to harm a homeless person I simply enjoy seeing them in peril preferably in their natural habitat through natural causes in nature documentaries...

I had a wasp land on my foot the other day. He cleaned his head and left.

i'd clean your head and leave iykwim

>>43720822
If this was timor after the war

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would u ever get a bbl like james charles

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>>43720823
joni please stop making these post that will get u fired. ur making it harder to like you

I remember a video where a guy is jacking off on the grass in his back garden and he notices a snail slithering up his leg. He lifts the snail onto his hole and then onto his dick while he continues to jack off and then puts the snail on the grass and cums on it.

>>43720812
nothing about wasps is chill
>>43720822
weirdly even stumps... and stump condoms...

>>43720822
Put socks on his stumps

>>43720848
>how to get parasites speedrun

>>43720768
>>43720780
I like watching those assholes drop from their nest after being pissed for a few seconds.

>>43720851
Wasps are carnivorous but so are cats.

>>43720840
saggy hanging fat flaps are not attractive, not even to straights

>>43720250
sadly, german should had completely taken over poland when it had the chance. since they are aryan, the modern polish cry about being oppressed the most and its disgusting

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plap plap plap

>>43720851
Wasps won't sting you without provocation. Africanized bees will however sting you, and form a full hive attack to kill you without you even encroaching on their hive.

>>43720880
I'm from Earth and I say Kill Em All!

>>43720886
his bulge looks scrumptious

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plap plap plap 2 times combo

>>43720886
Nice butt.

>>43720904
i just finished eating some of these. desu i'm not a fan of the lime

>>43720897
idgaf about nigger bees... wasps will sting you if you shoo them away from your meat

>>43720897
Based angry lesbian matriarchy killers

>>43720904
this looks gross. i'm a plasticsexual now
>>43720916
never got why takis are a thing. taste meh

>>43720917
Why do you have your meat out like that bro

Nicocado took over our thread again

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>>43720939
for the aroma

>>43720886
wtf is that room

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need to fuck some fat boy bussy soon or im gonna go insane fr

>>43720978
does he post hole

>>43720959
beastmode

>>43720840
Ewwww
Natural butts are 100% hotter, even if they're a little flat, bony, flabby, or whatever

>>43720978
post pole

>>43720886
>>43720904
>>43720978
*puts nose next to it* *sniffs deeply "

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>>43720959
TRUTH NUKE

>>43720840
>the tricks femboys and trannies do to try to straight men's attention
how do such people not feel disgusted with themselves?
it's all just a form of catfishing

someone post hairy hole

Amanda Sukkenfuk

>>43721084
Sneed?

>>43721080
to try to *get

>>43720978
oh mai gyatt sis

>>43720886
this is a mood

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>>43720978
I'd hit that.

>>43721160
Which is yummier, crayons or glue sticks?

I wanna get up and do stuff but my dominant says I am way behind in my lazing about quota.

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catboys~

>>43720959
i still won't fuck blacks sry :/

>>43720812
If they are carpenter wasps/bees then they are basically flying stinging termites and unfortunately have to be genocided
>>43721215
Do stuff lazily

>>43721234
put a bag over his face and i'd fuck that pit hard

>Marry, Fuck, Kill, Amputate limbs
Trips/namefags

>>43721234
I wanna kiss all his moles.

>>43721250
>Amputate limbs
all Trips/namefags

well thats one way to lose weight

>>43721215
whats ur favorite lazing position? i like to just starfish on the floor sometimes

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>>43721250
Doing nothing with anyone from here

Joey Mills is cute now

>>43721250
Kill fuck amputate marry shiza in that order

>>43721311
I was spending some time in the bed like that but now I'm spending some time outside.

what's your biggest regret in life gaygen

>>43721426
not being born rich

>>43721426
reading your post

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>>43721426
acting so shy for so long