Just got off work, long day at the office. Did you miss me, honey? Make me dinner and turn on my Ben 10 program on the telly. Being transgender is bourgeoisie. I shouldn't have to work because I'm an ascended god, I'm morally above this. I deserve nothing short of bourgeois decadence. Karl Marx believes I shouldn't have to work, so why doesn't Trump just pay each transgender $250k a year to exist? I figure that's about a livable wage. I might lobby for it.
>>43724336I saw a job posting for $200k that is literally a perfect fit for me and I'm qualified for the job but I'm too lazy to apply for the job and prepare for the interview unfortunately it's out of my control how lazy I am because I'm an entitled zoomie. The US dollar's on the mad these days, economy is confused & transgender. Boomers don't understand working is too much for me, Hasan was right, let's become communists and do nothing (with maximum efficiency). Who is with me?
>>43724378what job is that? also yes we should do that but it is necessary to fully automate thngs
>>43724378Take stimulants and make fat stacks
>>43724820if I had ADHD meds at childhood I would be a billionaire right now I promise you, I swear on my fucking life, sometimes it scares me how smart I am when I'm serious. I'm currently a millionaire and I'm very young. I need to get more rich and retire quickly. >>43724637it's a very sexy kind of office job where I'm sexy but it's too high IQ to get automated right now unfortunately. I can't imagine a robo doing any aspect of my job tbqh it's too smart for machines. However, I want to be a sort of space bounty hunter instead. I believe Trump should pay me to exist so I can do my real passion which is making Ben 10 lore videos on youtube. Once I hit $50m net worth I'll commandeer hidweh's cult I'll buy my own island and start my own tranny mini country, I'll be the cult leader
>>43724885you're quite skilled at autofellatio, nona
>>43724891*shrug* sounds like a better kind of job than an office gig I guessbazinga*audience laugh track*
>>43724820>>43724885I was on ADHD meds since middle school and all I got out of it was a speed addiction.
>>43724885how did you make a million?
>>43724994hahaha you're so funny you should put me in a dog kennel beside your bed and poke me with sticks when you're bored
>>43725156I’m already in love with you, my only demands are turn on Ben 10 on the telly when I get home, cook me macaroni & cheese for dinner, grilled cheese sammies for lunch , and keep my tamagotchis alive while I’m at work, they will literally die if you don’t feed them. Huge bonus but not requirement if you can edit my Ben 10 lore/powerscaling videos as I’m currently researching the top 10 strongest aliens
>>43725156tfw no dog kennel gf>>43725112I don't think I have reproducible advice for you. all you need to do is go back in time and be born at the exact right time to not graduate straight into a recession, then you get any professional occupation and job hop every 1-2 years during the pandemic in Biden's America, the golden age. Be extremely good looking and sociopathic to nail interviews and climb to higher positions you don't belong in. if you can manage to get multiple remote jobs, it's always a good idea. then frugalfire. basically, you need to be willing to be as unethical as possible. >>43725098trust me if I had more discipline I could be the president right now
