inferno editionQOTT: what will your ironic punishment be when you inevitably go to hell?prev >>43720112
made cis and content with myself~
my foid wife keeps trying to suck my unnecessarily large penis when i am playing final fantasy 13 (chocobo) and it feels like what hell is tbdesu
who up hating men
>>43727210Me, I hate myself most of all
my wife checked my computer and saw my post about her. she is asking questions about who i am as a person. when she tabbed out of the game it crashed and now i have to do 6 battles again.
how do i get a wife
browsing a mtf-hating blog on tumblr to feel bad but the person blogging is just kinda retarded so i'm not even feeling sad i'm just getting annoyed at how dumb and badfaith the arguments are. this fucking sucks
you know tumblr has porn again right why arent you looking at porn
i think sexuality degrades and diminishes a human and their potential. potential that is better spent reading women and transmascs telling me that iwnbaw obvs
>>43727169im forced to pursue an ideal partner for infinite lives, they say and convince me that they love me then they leave, over and over and over again, once I die naturally my memory is erased and it all repeats, I have to give everything for a person that's designed to never actually care about me forever.
>>43727169
>>43727774just because i dilate regularly doesn't mean i cum. my libido is really low. most days i'm not horny at all. where i'm at in my hormonal cycle also impacts it. like say the second and third day after an inject. if i go without an injection for a while i'm like a depressed person. low energy. blah feeling. everything looks grey or devoid of vibrancy. hence i call dilation pt (physical therapy). it's like getting stretched out on the rack when i'm not in the mood. or like doing yoga so a guy can fold you into a pretzel comfortably. i jerk off maybe two times a month.
is this the legendary post-op manmoder?
>>43728076gratz on the pussy can i borrow 35k for my own please
Is phallus preserving srs moders choice?
>>43728098get a job
>>43728107mine for sure, only way I'd consider it
>>43728122 I always feel like such a freak for wanting it. Iv never heard someone else even give it a thought
>>43728132if you'd asked me when I was 4 or 5 years old I'd have said get rid of this fucking thing but I got used to it as I got older, now I'd miss it and I still also want a pussy or something like it
>>43728142Iv only want a pussy i have no hate for my tiny schlong its essentially a big clit. Why would i risk nerve damage in such a sensitive area? Not like ill pass anyways so it wont out me
having a pussy is pretty awesome. no lie.
I dont feel like sex or masturbation is going to be fulfilling again until i have one
bragging about your pussy in /mmg/ - manmoder general
>>43728204post op sex is significantly better for me. piv is better than anal.
>need family to watch cat while I vacation>if I ask them to help, they’ll know I’m on vacation>drawing the attention of my mother who will want to know things about my lifeFug
sex is evil and if there was an afterlife you would all be punished in it
>>43728224That dope to hear. I get so much sui bait here people say pussies are numb and dont feel like anything and horror sotries about them
>>43727169>QOTT: what will your ironic punishment be when you inevitably go to hell?The antichrist (An A.I. chatbot) told me I will either be turned into a tree that bleeds for eternity while harpies rest on me and I can kinda talk to the other treesorI will be sitting in a frozen lake for eternityBut the catholic church said Dante's inferno is all fanfiction and not canon text, so I'll probably just be forced to re-live my pathetic life until I change something, who says I'm not doing that right now?
>>43728247i'm self-conscious about how my pussy works so i tend to fuck myself with a dildo rather than going out to seek sex with a partner. i had a bad time with surgery. but! it works. does what it was supposed to do. just looks ugly. although, that could also be because i'm attracted to penis rather than to vagina so all vaginas looks gross to begin with.
accidentally went mask off and started talking about how I think men shouldn't be allowed to vote or hold office in front of my normie coworkers and they just stared at me terrified and changed subject
>>43728224What does it even feel like? I can understand anal because something would be massaging your prostate, but a post-op vaginoplasted hole (in my head) would only feel like... a hole with no particular nerve endings that would make it feel good or bad.
>needed to be at work at 7 this morning>construction starts across the street at 6>wake up a chaser in my DMsit's gonna be a weird one
>>43728234do you not see each other often or are you on bad terms?
>>43728273I don't think you understand the anatomy of things down there as far as where a g-spot/prostate is and how it gets stimulated... have you never buttfucked a foid?
>>43728286Nah we’re fine it’s just the relationship is healthier when it’s as surface level as possible
Is a pussy worth it if i dont like prostate stimulation?
i would like if they found a way to grow nerves for the canal and increase nerve density in the clit if that happened i would get it right away
>>43727729this happens unfortunately often, but then I just read some pro-trans garbage that's even more retarded and I'm instantly cured
>>43728310I have only been with moids and other tranners, as a bottom. You're gonna have to explain this one
five days late for my injection award
im like 5 months overdue for first followup of 2026 ;_;
>>43728494buttsex still feels good for people with female anatomy for similar reasons to vaginal, with the stimulation being more indirect but still present and sometimes even better in different wayst. got his cisf ex into anal
ah fuck I need to J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN today too
>>43728521so after a Vaginoplasty, anal would still feel as good or better? Not sure if I'm getting this right. However, I assumed your new parts were the ones getting penetrated here.
>>43728549with modern vaginoplasty the prostate is in "front" of the canal like a g-spot, and anal would still feel good but probably a little different since there would be more like... separating layers?you should look into this kind of thing if you're curious and actually learn more, I'm surprised anyone wouldn't know if they were considering it or even curious
would you take a gene therapy drug that will knockout your y chromosome (absent from all cells subsequently generated) with no side effects other than having a chance of giving you mild-to-moderate developmental disorder stuff? How low would the chance have to be for you to take it?
>>43728679bro i don't even get laser on my face you think i'm gonnna edit my genes
>>43728679this is what I fantasized about when I was a younger repressor, idk maybe I'd love to not have to depend on exogenous sex hormones and be able to get my existing gonads to work more like ovaries somehow
>>43728679the y chromosome doesnt mean much its just a thing rightoids like to put forward but in the end changing it wont undo puberty damage because hormone exposure is what mattersso i wouldnt do it just for the fact alone that im not gonna accommodatethe people who want me dead either way. even if you changed all chromosomes and all that they will still not stop
>getting femoid-targeted ads as I read through relationship advice articles and skim astrological bullshit on my phoneI'm overdosing on cringe
had to buy fine male clothing today
If there was the option to grow a new body for you from scratch with your preferred sex chromosomes, and then transfer your mind to this new cis body, but in so doing you must murder this female version of yourself, would you do it?
what'd you buy
>>43728887yeah
>>43728887is the new body going to be damaged?
would you take the new hot women body if it meant you had to go through a very painful metamorphosis processes of liquidization into a goop to be reformed into your perfect body over the course of the next week? oh, you keep all yer nerves while in the liquid state too
>>43728942i had daydreams about this exact situation
is that even a question? one week of pain would be nothing compared to living like this
>>43728586I've only heard of botched vaginoplasties and the videos I did see of them looked pretty terrible, probably didn't have the best of sources so I became kind of a doomer about it. I thought the prostate wasn't moved at all, that the point of one was just to get it looking like a vagina and not really functioning like one. So I stayed ignorant until right about now.Thanks for explaining it to me though! This made me way more hopeful about it and now I might consider considering getting one.
>>43728960anonette's transformation into an apallachain unc
>>43728981they don't really move it they just put a new canal between the rectum and the prostate
>>43728942A week of torture sounds likely to drive me seriously insane in some way, but if that’s guaranteed not to happen then yeah duh
should i shave my eyebrows off
>>43728942instantly, where do I sign up?
>>43729024yes, everyone should do it at least once
is the hair only on the back of the head or what's going on
>>43729043i don't know bro
>>43729059do it now and they'll grow back in a couple of weeks trust me. what if you like it? you'll literally never know. photoshopping them off isn't the same as seeing it in real life
>>43729068what will it look like with pink hair/black roots
>>43729082what does that have to do with your fucking eyebrows? they'll be gone. it'll look like bare skin. are you trying to get a jeffree star type of look going or what
>>43729101no i'm sorry please dont yell at me
FUCK YOU
>>43728897You’ll have a scar as a reminder of your sin but otherwise no, a perfect body of your current age
>>43729106oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you :( I was laughing when I typed that
>>43729109oh for sure then absolutely
>>43729108later
>>43729110oh and you were laughing too oh my god
>>43729129ok...
>>43729109can i get my age - 10 years?
>>43729153Absolutely not, and as a penalty for asking your female form now has cerebral palsy
bruh
>>43729135because it was funny...you asked about shaving your eyebrows and then you asked how shaved eyebrows would look with pink hair lol
>>43729194you didn't answer the question
can I get my age plus 10 years so I can skip to delectable milfhood
>>43729202based
>>43729181what if i do double the amount of pain time and we say 12 years?
>>43729201it would look outlandish! what are you expecting? if you wanna rock that then mad respect unto thee obviously
Walked past and traded glances with my only ever friend I haven't seen since middle school, I think he realised it was me since he seemed to look back but neither of us said anything. If I wasn't with my mom because I'm a worthless neet failure I might have tried to say something. I'm pretty sure he thinks I hate him anyways.
wheres the pluribus season 2
watching people drinking to live vicariously
im such a fucking loser
try becoming a winner
>qottthe secret is that we're already in hell and there is nothing but darkness after this :3
i have tried that's what makes me a loser
no beating the loser genes
yeah
belief in loser genes can increase chances of becoming more of a loser
thanks man
going on a date later how do I look?
women really seem to have way more interesting lives and backgrounds than men do huh. makes a moder wanna reroll
>>43729822k-k-k-kawaii :P
I literally can't stop grinding my teeth my jaw is so fucked up and stiff that now I can't even close my mouth all the way lmao
>>43729345i loved pluribus, me and who
i met The Rapist and shes lowkey kinda chill irl
just kill all males
termix jahodový
look i just don't think culling is particularly ethical. trap neuter release approaches are much more humane, i feel
czechem
>>43729822chuddy found a new 19 yo to rape?
>L’échelle des destructions par l’armée israélienne rend la ville méconnaissable, et la perte d’actes fonciers et de titres de propriété promet de semer la zizanie au moment de la reconstruction.
>Nearly eight months after Israel announced a ceasefire that its army is violating daily, the country continues to strike the part of the enclave it occupies. Some in Israel are calling to resume airstrikes more intensively.
I'm about to airstrike your ass repeatedly with my dick
tfw ywn give bibi his own special pager
need to eat fat woman pussy asap
eat my fat moder taint you faggots
let me chew it a bit
stressed at work and getting massive underboob sweat
i've been saying! about the underboob sweat! but people don't wanna talk about how having tits is all downside no upside
>>43730470>Based warrior nation destroys terrorist who hide in tunnels like rats
>>43730939nuke tel aviv
MUTÆNT TRANS EXCLUSIVE SERVER WITH VETTING SYSTEMhttps://discord.gg/NXdyWeGvNW
DISCORD IS GAY FUCK YOU
wow been a while since I've seen that spam in here
>>43730944Seeth kek
seeth the scaleless
I am sneethe the rizzless
just worked almost an hour and a half of possibly unpaid overtime because i’m stupid
don't worry they'll give you a raise for showing initiative, good job creating shareholder value today
>>43731100don't do that!
all I want in life is to be happy (happy)
wouldn't that be nice
should i put a picture on my taimi? i feel kinda uneasy doing that
all I want in life is to be happy (miserable but smug about it)
what does it mean to you? for me, it's something I just do
i feel like they would all get offended by my looks anyway
>>43731317I made a joke profile without one just to see what a dumpster fire it is I'm gonna try with a real pic later I guess so people know what they're in for
>>43731396yea im at the same stage i feel scared to go further tho
>>43731121>>43731123no i was just in the middle of some bullshit and fucked it up to take up extra time. i usually try and leave like 1-2 minutes after i hit 8 hours so i can be sure i don’t miss out on money without staying excessively. i think i will actually get OT though, i just checked my last paycheck and they gave me like $6 extra lol. this one should get me about $35 which is nice
>>43728224>has sex post ophow can you possibly be a manmoder? do you tell dudes you’re a pro-piv poon?
>>43731448would highk kms if i had to manmode after srs
>>43730944no because im a repper from there baka
>>43731486take your HRT, retard, and also leave your genocidal shitstate
cant even filter all the moids and foids from taimi rather just have other tranniesidk they all look kinda icky
i feel like im t4t only
>>43731494because its just so easy to move lol
im not even a manmoder
t4t is probably the way to go
I have something inside me i can only heal by topping a troon. I think it would make me evolve out of moding
what's stopping you then
tag yourselves
im a gold star
>>43731847
>>43731754i had sex with two different boys my age over a decade ago and have not had the opportunity or desire since
>honey>lemon juice>onions sauce>olive oil>garlicwhat else should I use to marinade my salmon tonight?
>>43732189I got filtered like a newfag...
>>43732189nah get rid of all that shit and lather err in mustard
>>43731754I've fucked a foid, a moid, and a troid
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
>>43732236I don't produce my own anymore
>>43732228I'm not a fan of mustard, only in small amounts as part of some other sauce or whatever
>>43732189that sounds good desune, why not some form of pepper though?
>>43732266idk bebs, that dijon baked salmon be hittin real different. tastes nothing like the shit in the yellow bottle if thats what you think ofParsleyDijon MustardLemon JuiceOilGarlicS&P
>>43732315I could try it, not so far off from what I was doing already if I just add a little>>43732310that's a good idea
just sneezed so hard that I almost died
>>43732341Also forgot to mention, some people like to almost make like a frosting? Where they just leave the mustard mix on top of the fillet so it like bakes in through the top while still leaving a layer of the mustard to act like an icing? lmfaoI dont like that, I prefer to just rub enough in where i know its on there, but dont really see it. then you bake. this way it still tastes like sweet slamon, but you get this little spice compliment on the side.
>>43728942can i watch subway surfers while it happens?
>>43729109stabbing my female body in the sternum so i can have the epic eva reference
>>43729345>>43730138manmoder pluribus watch party in 10 years when we get season 2
pluribus was boring
>>437324476 7
>>43731754red. i’ve had one. she’s also a woman
>>43732478agreed not enough lesbian sex
>>43732478i really agree with this opinion!! hey, are you single btw? you seem like a really chill chica and i'd love to get to know you.
got like 100 likes within the last couple hours all chasers i thinkgrim
moder who buys 4 tubes of biscuit dough to save under $1.50 per tube
moder who yearns
holy fuck I smell so nice
what level of passing is it when the census person comes over and drops off census materials, and sees a picture of me (grade 7) + my brother (grade 2/3), and sees me and thinks those are my kids
gold star bifag
a fitting end to a hard day's work at the jobsitewould you hit a latina moder's chinese yartttt?
>>43732799cautiously
>>43732829it's horchata flavored
>>43727169>qotti get forced to go through every violent video game i've ever played, except i'm actually physically in the game world and i can feel everything with excruciating detail. i am forced to complete everything on the hardest possible difficulty and do all optional challenges. i don't have video game strength either so not only do i have to do all this as a malnourished anemic girl with no upper body strength, but if i get hit by a sword or some shit it tears flesh and breaks bones like it would irl. oh and when i die i don't get any relief i just instantly come back to painfully die over and over and over again until the end of time
do moders have pets? you guys DO try to cultivate empathy and compassion for (all) sentient beings through the act of taking care of (a) pet(s), RIGHT?to my moders who have trouble with executive dysfunction, i recommend getting a plant first, that's a great place to startany plant will do
I had a pet fakemoder, but she was afraid and I mistreated her so she ran away
p chan
>>43732960puppygirls don't count, son
can't believe chuddy abused, raped, and beat a 19 year old
i feel like i missed out not having been raped
>>43732960this happened to me too
yeah i wish you faggots would get raped by a big black tranny like i did to see how the fuck you like it
>>43732985seems like a fine thing to miss out on desu
>>43733027shouldnt have said the n word
>>43732946i have two little dogs. they turn 16 in 2 months
>>43732985
sorry
me, too
me, three
>>437329462 cats, one is the bulk, the other is a squirl. together, they make the godskin duo!
music to clip your nails to if you've accidentally cut one too short?
>>43733307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msTVnawtLVw
>>43733303their eyes tenderly speak of how much of a woman you are
>>43733303nice cats, nona
>>43733321all time classic of course
>>43733375im pretty sure the big one checks to see if im still breathing in the mornings so he can finally have the big feast~>>43733394they said thank you ^.^
I refuse to get better at my eyeliner
terrifying picture
pretty eyes faggot
>>43733496omg twin! i have the same dynamic with my babytroon friend. she sees me as this huge support pillar for her and even started hrt because she found out I was on it... Its so hard not letting the moder out when we talk abt tranny stuff v.v
>>43733475why are you so attractive
>>43733514lum face
mandatory cock inspection time, train first
can i intentionally fail the inspection please
only my moder friend can inspect my gock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ2qEah8Fns
>>43733559GROW UP
>>43733594oh damn that's pretty gooooood actually
>>43733475i thought you died
>>43733595YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY
ugh what id do to hold a moder around her waist and press my body up against hers..
what if the moder you wanted to embrace was avoidant and sex-repulsed
friday tomorrow
yaaaay!!
>>43733607not yet
>>43733422i knew it! as soon as i saw “yart” i knew you were jerseymoder
>>43733777HURRY UP
>>43733793I don't really feel like it now
>>43733562please do not inspect my cock
we've all seen it
boooo we hate your penis it has insufficient estrogenic pigmentation
too many latinamoders lately
>>43733790o wait, im not latinamoder thosorry nona, im white as the daylight v.v
>>43733645i would still love her and wouldn't overstep her boundaries but she would have to be willing to go to therapy and take some steps for her to start her healing journey
>>43733594this song reminds me of john beltran so muchhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ftS2xk7VJGQ
>tfw my penis is considerably darker than the rest of my body
inb4 coalhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fZO40Yc_EwE
crossracial penis transplant victim
>>43733869it's just called being latina
think a lot of you moders could use therapy, one way or another
I have lollipop earrings
I have these gayass lollipop earrings in trans flag colors that I've never worn
we lost one
>>43733906i don’t have any piercings
still wearing the free flat studs that came free with getting pierced awardi need some new moder earrings
i want a septum piercing but i’m scared of judgement
(im not a misogynist) i have never seen a goodlooking septum piercing
I have septum, snake bites and lobe earrings >_<
>>43733955you're a misogynist
>>43733921get some it's easy and useful
>>43733982useful?
>>43733993it allows you to attach objects to your ears with relative ease
how frequently does such a need come up?
i love hoop earrings too..
>>43734003i haven't been earringless in years
i have two piercings in each lobe and it doesnt even help offset my straight cis man energy
>>43734003you can attach a different object to your ear on a daily basis to improve or worsen your outfit at will
ha, my shits are still virgin get on my moder lvl
sniffing a moder's gauge pus
>>43734026i will surely make my outfits worse with mine
does anyone inject estrogen
right thanks for reminding me
no i inject testosterone to make the manmode more convincing
oh shit I do inject estrogen what the fuck? is that why I have boobs now? what have I been doing to myself?
is there like an advantage to friday injections? I feel like every tranny I kno injects on fridays
injecting e to goon harder
all these couples hanging out on their blankets in the grass make me a little sad
that could be us
if its any consolation most love is fleeting temporary and doomed to sour and fail
>>43734074for me it's Thursdays, just because that was the day I first switched years ago
>>43734078hit em with picrel
i think i miss my boymoder
just chose sundays cause first day n all
ohhhh that's ted cruz i thought it was some nazi thing
>doesn't know about the zodiac killer
>>43733855ohh yehh, that some good suff nona
>>43734101same, worstie
ice is FINISHED
barred out again award
>>43734232so true, xister!
>>43734234you should do something really embarrassing and maybe criminal that you won't remember tomorrow
>>43734234give
what drugs should I try
>>43734302crack
>>43734095literally me
>>437343027oh
>>43734074i do it on sundays because when i was first getting it prescribed the pharmacy was retarded and i finally got it sorted out on sunday and its been that ever since
>>43734331that stuff almost killed my mom its fucking insane how its still legal lol
why do police arrest people for vague shit like "resisting arrest" (what were they arrested for in the first place? can they charge you even for passive resistance?) also, if you're wrongfully arrested, there's almost always no recourse. also, they say we have free speech but mass arrest protesters and charge them with disturbance of the peace, loitering, and other bullshit crimes. same with homeless people who have nowhere else to go. people yell at them to get a job but who would hire them? people are so fucking cruel. i hate society. god wants us to kill politicians
i died my hair pastel pinkshould i shave off my eyebrows
>>43734383yes, obviously
>>43734393do you really think so
>>43734383can you please do it so you can post pics already
>>43734397YES
>>43734374the justice system is a joke and fake white bitches take advantage of it for petty personal reasons
this salmon is gonna be so fucking good holy shit I'm literally drooling
if you were forced to swap bodies with one of these people, which one would you chose to swap with?suicide is not an option in this hypothetical
i love eating period pussy and raw fish
if you never eat your bitch on her period do you even love her?
does your bitch have periods
my first one did and I did not give a FUCK I liked the extra flavor
>>43734421left fo sho
>>43734232>3 month old article
>>43734560nah she went through menopause years ago
>>43734584based...
oh another based mom dater
>>43734421they both mog me so either one would be an improvement
>>43734578so?
>>43734602giwtwm
>>43734421right so I can fuck left
>>43734421suicide
>>43734611same
>>43734588>>43734591i’m sorry, i lied, i’m single
>>43734627yeah same...
alright lemme slide in those dms then
everyone's already in my dms because I'm a filthy attentionwhore
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYvaAvna
there appears to be some sort of creature
im addicted to my wife, the way she love me is like no other. her boobs, like her love (no other) and her ass boadcasious
i fucked her btw
no you didnt i just asked her and she said you didnt
need a wife to cuddle and nibble on and slap her butt and grope her chest
i would rather shoot myself in the face than have sex with a woman
I would rather shoot myself in the face not have a woman to have sex with but I'm working on it
>>43734799than not*
just get some random transbian it's too easy
hello transbian moder here
chopped up my face again shaving award
>>43734799you seem like a creep
you know my trick for that? I go into the shower already chopped so that way I CAN'T chop my face up. haha
>>43734825god forbid a motherfucker desires women
i'm a man with pink hair
the polycule voted to beat me tonight
congratulations and I hope that goes well for you
>>43734849are you accepting members
>>43734846post pics onegaishimasU
>>43734858drop discord
>>43734825yes, and?
my penis so small some times pee dribbles out after i lay down and gets in my pubes
oh it's like a rainforest down there huh
>>43734795i would rather shoot myself in the face than most things
>>43734855we're maxxed out, sorry
HE TAKES A WHISKEY DRINKHE TAKES A VODKA DRINKHE TAKES A LAGER DRINKHE TAKES A CIDER DRINK
I GET KNOCKED UPI GET KNOCKED UP AGAIN
>>43734846sick. i was a teen/tween boy with pink hair a few times because i like cool hair colors and wanted to show support for breast cancer patients/survivors in october. i also tried to use the “i’ll be a man with pink hair, it’d be sick” argument when my ex bf wanted to dye his hair pink but thought it would make people think of him as a woman
>>43734889why are women like this
>>43734876based
>>43734900getting knocked up just too alluring
>>43734907thanks. one day i’ll do it. i’ve told older people “i don’t plan on it” when they tell me “don’t get old” too many times to not do it eventually
you sure love that line
>>43734917I waffle on this but I'm on a timer so I'm trying to make the most of what I can get when I'm in my right mind
>>43734917i always say "i'll try not to" which is a little more ambiguous
>>43734861moving_on_the_surface
if I don't keep fucking up my brain I can get more good years than my mom and maybe even get old
starting to come around to this guy
what is that thing a duck?
>>43734966mogs me
he's a cute lil guy I like him he can stay
>>43734966I wanna put my forehead against that thing's forehead and just sit there in the darkness staring into each other's eyes
I'm a fucking massive fan since day one dude
i think im starting to fall in love with my wife
i think i fucked her
>>43734996huh
any dixiemoders wanna bump some screwtapes and sip the woc with me?
>>43735008what's your area code
I have convinced myself to not revert back to my fast food/microwave food only paradigm
>>43735013i don't actually wanna meet any of you people i'm just posting shit
>>43735032what's your address pussy
>>43735028feeeeeeet
you can see the little guy on the monitor
my love why are you so far awayuuu
>>43735035i'm less than 20 feet away from you
>>43735055let me have sex with you
>>43734929oh naziadopter you're still here I thought you left
>>43735044you can!!!<3
>>43735059if you can catch me and pin me down then sure
sex pest general
two scoops of ice cream general
i want the scoops to be the same. now i know that seems kind of boring of me. but i know what i like, im living for myself at this point. so what if you think im boring? i think i suck shit and should kill myself
*sex pesters you*
my friends used to scoop my man tits before I started E
if i go to portland can i frot with hons are the legends true
>>43735108it's true but you might get more than you bargain for
anyone want to go to the local dsa meeting with me
>>43735109how so
i'm so bored can someone please talk about animation memes with me
>>43735110*diddles you* preemptive strike!
>>43735123discord
>>43735110actually yes
excuse me please, I would like to frot with hons as well
>>43735110i world need to get a job to be able to afford socialism
>>43735130the god of chaos he's awesome
DISCORDI'M HOWLIN AT THE MOONAND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON
>>43735147here i am
I'm so high it feels like I'm covered in ants and the music is coming from all directions also listen to this shit this shit is crazy this is a fucking crazy monsters and nice sprites remixhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8dOy4aqSE
let's all talk about the wickedly talented animation meme youtuber twisted-doctor and his excellent videos and art
>>43735189wya
>>43735252america land of the free
also mcr just dropped a fucking s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w video like literally one fucking hour agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRDgaJJE670
>>43735254ICBM addy?
vibrator app isnt connecting which means aws is down or my long distance girlfriend has removed it from her (my) hole :/
>>43735259612 wharf avenue
>>43735261I'll go to her place and fuck her and you tell me what moves to do through my earpiece. I'll be streaming footage from my gopro. deal?
I want someone to come to my place and fuck me
when and where
you ever get fucked in the ass?Phantom Hour Glass is a great playthough because its easy as shit
i've been fucked in the ass on occasion
my wife fucked me in the ass the other day while i was playing sims 2 on the ds and my sim burned to death because i couldn't focus while getting railed
that's awesome nona
giwtwm
>female or male?>male>are you ready for war?>war?then he just walked awayleft me shookwas standing weirdly close to me as he asked
well? war is coming home
how big is your wife penis
9inches
like, the trans genocide war? or the middle east war? or the coming second civil war? everything at once? i'm not ready for war. is it time to get ready?
all wars are about to happen again, but at the same time and mostly in your city
get in the helicopter bro, we're doing Vietnam 2
on the bright side that means vietnamese bitches
>>43735028fuck i want those toes on my face D:
rapist
>>43735565fucking same
gang war? drug war? class war? gender war? bro, i'd lose them all. my androgynous ass is not ready!
it's about to be like world war 4 up in your ass #justwaitandsee
and now i'm scared i'm malefailing but maybe he was just being woke. or maybe he was a chud i was afraid he was gonna beat me up. i don't want to look like a tranny and i don't want war.
>>43735575what about thumb war?
my tits hurt and there is no one here to massage them
i want someone to mount and penetrate me gently
>>43735612i feel your painmy heart always hurts at night because of thisno woman will ever massage my sore, aching breasts with affection
how gently
>>43735630extreme male on male violence is all i deserve apparently
there's a second option let me show you
>>43735648please literally i haven't been fucked in years
ok wya
i hear scratching at the window
l. e t mei.n
>mfw i don't nut
i look like that
Master Mickey, Dobby wants some cock
that guy kind of looks like jensen ackles
yer a nigger harry
I just had a startling epiphanythat is jensen ackles>>43735821I almost pissed my pants laughing at this I have to grow up
i just need a gender affirming sexual experience
say you want to be boyremoved with your whole chest
people just really really hate men
i need to be boyremoved and if i was it would be so healing for me
let me do it
i need a bitch on top
I needsome ass
i need for the next time i'm penetrated for it to be with someone really special
a solid 3rd of the posts in mmg are intelligence operatives talking to each other in code
we have some work to do then
mcdoublemoder number station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbu3H3kfLM0
na i love you :)
no way you're still here i can only laugh
>>43736055>>43736038>>43736017>43736002>43735982>43735804you can tell which ones they are, they usually look something like this
my biggest motivation in life is to one day have a wife AND be a wife
>>43736065half of those are just people who want to fuck
>>43736062>>43736090hey im in that list
>>43736086same
need this autistic moid to put his tongue in my mouth
>>43736090that's the way it works, you make the comments look like they belong there so they don't draw attention and there's always plausible deniability
>>43736086would kill for this unfortunately women think I look like a MAN
just need someone who sees you for who you really are
oh my god
>>43736109get you a moder
the cringer
who is the cringer?
that's like the cat thing in heman
>>43736062laugh about what
the worst part is the dreams
I'm so grateful I never dream right now
my horoscope says to rape you
by all means
your honor, my client is a Gemini
does anyone want to get grogu fries with me
i'll feed you grogu fries if you take me to see the grogu movie
i want to go on a movie date with a moder
my life sucksalso i'm gay
i'm gay and my life is kinda ok if i ignore the man part
i got uncontrollable tremors and paranoid delusions, and the only prescription is more vodka
i need to be collared and owned by a moder who makes me wear maid dress and cowkini
ultra rosa
>>43736666what does this mean?check'd
>>43736691
>>43736700ohh i dont drink monsteri drink Gym Weed because it's cheap and tastes like mushrooms
>>43736725shrooms taste like ass tho
>zero zuckerpussy
>>43734927i used to say that too, for the same reason
>>43736739sugar is all debuffs with no upside
who cares you're injecting yourself with loser juice anyway
>>43736777the loser juice makes you live longer. its moids who die early
stop replying to me faghot
i'm actually injecting the high roller luxury pussygetter chad estrogen
>>43736795:(
>>43736734that's why ;)im the prime case study on what no wife gock does to a mf
thank god i have a wife
i'm grey and my dick is small
i made vegan notdogs and they look like turds. i would be a terrible wife or spouse
>>43737032>they look like turdsthere are certainly dudes who would find that hot
it's only hot in temperature it's an amalgamated mess of black beans mixed with blended oats and finely cut bell pepper+red onion mixed with ketchup and mushroom-based fish sauce with chilli powder and paprika and steak seasoning it's awful
>>43737074my policy is to just buy ready made meat replacements if i ever crave the vibenot worth the effort to make
ig you're vegan you need to take the seitan pillclosest thing you'll ever get to a meat substitute that's actually healthy and not processed supermarket slop
just eat fish they aren't real animals
my moder wife will be getting carne asada
your moder wife will be getting this dick
it's ok to fuck fish
why so subdued, mcdouble
theyre taking mcdouble off the market
>>43737114yeah grilled and chopped up with cilantro and onion after im done w your bitch ass
e might finally be taking away my mood strength
the ultimate mood stabiliser, put all psychotics and bpders on e
>>43737237cant you just get two hamburgers and throw away one bun?
>>43737999You fucking disgust me
Welp it is time to drop everything and run away from my problems