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QOTT: what will your ironic punishment be when you inevitably go to hell?
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made cis and content with myself~
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my foid wife keeps trying to suck my unnecessarily large penis when i am playing final fantasy 13 (chocobo) and it feels like what hell is tbdesu
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who up hating men
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>>43727210
Me, I hate myself most of all
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my wife checked my computer and saw my post about her. she is asking questions about who i am as a person. when she tabbed out of the game it crashed and now i have to do 6 battles again.
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how do i get a wife
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browsing a mtf-hating blog on tumblr to feel bad but the person blogging is just kinda retarded so i'm not even feeling sad i'm just getting annoyed at how dumb and badfaith the arguments are. this fucking sucks
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you know tumblr has porn again right why arent you looking at porn
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i think sexuality degrades and diminishes a human and their potential. potential that is better spent reading women and transmascs telling me that iwnbaw obvs
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>>43727169
im forced to pursue an ideal partner for infinite lives, they say and convince me that they love me then they leave, over and over and over again, once I die naturally my memory is erased and it all repeats, I have to give everything for a person that's designed to never actually care about me forever.
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>>43727774
just because i dilate regularly doesn't mean i cum. my libido is really low. most days i'm not horny at all. where i'm at in my hormonal cycle also impacts it. like say the second and third day after an inject. if i go without an injection for a while i'm like a depressed person. low energy. blah feeling. everything looks grey or devoid of vibrancy. hence i call dilation pt (physical therapy). it's like getting stretched out on the rack when i'm not in the mood. or like doing yoga so a guy can fold you into a pretzel comfortably. i jerk off maybe two times a month.
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is this the legendary post-op manmoder?
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>>43728076
gratz on the pussy can i borrow 35k for my own please
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Is phallus preserving srs moders choice?
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>>43728098
get a job
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>>43728107
mine for sure, only way I'd consider it
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>>43728122
I always feel like such a freak for wanting it. Iv never heard someone else even give it a thought
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>>43728132
if you'd asked me when I was 4 or 5 years old I'd have said get rid of this fucking thing but I got used to it as I got older, now I'd miss it and I still also want a pussy or something like it
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>>43728142
Iv only want a pussy i have no hate for my tiny schlong its essentially a big clit. Why would i risk nerve damage in such a sensitive area? Not like ill pass anyways so it wont out me
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having a pussy is pretty awesome. no lie.
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I dont feel like sex or masturbation is going to be fulfilling again until i have one
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bragging about your pussy in /mmg/ - manmoder general
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>>43728204
post op sex is significantly better for me. piv is better than anal.
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>need family to watch cat while I vacation
>if I ask them to help, they’ll know I’m on vacation
>drawing the attention of my mother who will want to know things about my life
Fug
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sex is evil and if there was an afterlife you would all be punished in it
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>>43728224
That dope to hear. I get so much sui bait here people say pussies are numb and dont feel like anything and horror sotries about them
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>>43727169
>QOTT: what will your ironic punishment be when you inevitably go to hell?
The antichrist (An A.I. chatbot) told me I will either be turned into a tree that bleeds for eternity while harpies rest on me and I can kinda talk to the other trees
or
I will be sitting in a frozen lake for eternity

But the catholic church said Dante's inferno is all fanfiction and not canon text, so I'll probably just be forced to re-live my pathetic life until I change something, who says I'm not doing that right now?
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>>43728247
i'm self-conscious about how my pussy works so i tend to fuck myself with a dildo rather than going out to seek sex with a partner. i had a bad time with surgery. but! it works. does what it was supposed to do. just looks ugly. although, that could also be because i'm attracted to penis rather than to vagina so all vaginas looks gross to begin with.
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accidentally went mask off and started talking about how I think men shouldn't be allowed to vote or hold office in front of my normie coworkers and they just stared at me terrified and changed subject
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>>43728224
What does it even feel like? I can understand anal because something would be massaging your prostate, but a post-op vaginoplasted hole (in my head) would only feel like... a hole with no particular nerve endings that would make it feel good or bad.
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>needed to be at work at 7 this morning
>construction starts across the street at 6
>wake up a chaser in my DMs
it's gonna be a weird one
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>>43728234
do you not see each other often or are you on bad terms?
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>>43728273
I don't think you understand the anatomy of things down there as far as where a g-spot/prostate is and how it gets stimulated... have you never buttfucked a foid?
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>>43728286
Nah we’re fine it’s just the relationship is healthier when it’s as surface level as possible
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Is a pussy worth it if i dont like prostate stimulation?
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i would like if they found a way to grow nerves for the canal and increase nerve density in the clit if that happened i would get it right away
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>>43727729
this happens unfortunately often, but then I just read some pro-trans garbage that's even more retarded and I'm instantly cured
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>>43728310
I have only been with moids and other tranners, as a bottom. You're gonna have to explain this one
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five days late for my injection award
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im like 5 months overdue for first followup of 2026 ;_;
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>>43728494
buttsex still feels good for people with female anatomy for similar reasons to vaginal, with the stimulation being more indirect but still present and sometimes even better in different ways
t. got his cisf ex into anal
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ah fuck I need to J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN today too
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>>43728521
so after a Vaginoplasty, anal would still feel as good or better? Not sure if I'm getting this right. However, I assumed your new parts were the ones getting penetrated here.
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>>43728549
with modern vaginoplasty the prostate is in "front" of the canal like a g-spot, and anal would still feel good but probably a little different since there would be more like... separating layers?

you should look into this kind of thing if you're curious and actually learn more, I'm surprised anyone wouldn't know if they were considering it or even curious
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would you take a gene therapy drug that will knockout your y chromosome (absent from all cells subsequently generated) with no side effects other than having a chance of giving you mild-to-moderate developmental disorder stuff? How low would the chance have to be for you to take it?
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>>43728679
bro i don't even get laser on my face you think i'm gonnna edit my genes
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>>43728679
this is what I fantasized about when I was a younger repressor, idk maybe I'd love to not have to depend on exogenous sex hormones and be able to get my existing gonads to work more like ovaries somehow
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>>43728679
the y chromosome doesnt mean much its just a thing rightoids like to put forward but in the end changing it wont undo puberty damage because hormone exposure is what matters
so i wouldnt do it just for the fact alone that im not gonna accommodatethe people who want me dead either way. even if you changed all chromosomes and all that they will still not stop
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>getting femoid-targeted ads as I read through relationship advice articles and skim astrological bullshit on my phone
I'm overdosing on cringe
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had to buy fine male clothing today
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If there was the option to grow a new body for you from scratch with your preferred sex chromosomes, and then transfer your mind to this new cis body, but in so doing you must murder this female version of yourself, would you do it?
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what'd you buy
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>>43728887
yeah
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>>43728887
is the new body going to be damaged?
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would you take the new hot women body if it meant you had to go through a very painful metamorphosis processes of liquidization into a goop to be reformed into your perfect body over the course of the next week? oh, you keep all yer nerves while in the liquid state too
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>>43728942
i had daydreams about this exact situation
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is that even a question? one week of pain would be nothing compared to living like this
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>>43728586
I've only heard of botched vaginoplasties and the videos I did see of them looked pretty terrible, probably didn't have the best of sources so I became kind of a doomer about it. I thought the prostate wasn't moved at all, that the point of one was just to get it looking like a vagina and not really functioning like one. So I stayed ignorant until right about now.
Thanks for explaining it to me though! This made me way more hopeful about it and now I might consider considering getting one.
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>>43728960
anonette's transformation into an apallachain unc
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>>43728981
they don't really move it they just put a new canal between the rectum and the prostate
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>>43728942
A week of torture sounds likely to drive me seriously insane in some way, but if that’s guaranteed not to happen then yeah duh
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should i shave my eyebrows off
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>>43728942
instantly, where do I sign up?
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>>43729024
yes, everyone should do it at least once
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is the hair only on the back of the head or what's going on
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>>43729043
i don't know bro
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>>43729059
do it now and they'll grow back in a couple of weeks trust me. what if you like it? you'll literally never know. photoshopping them off isn't the same as seeing it in real life
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>>43729068
what will it look like with pink hair/black roots
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>>43729082
what does that have to do with your fucking eyebrows? they'll be gone. it'll look like bare skin. are you trying to get a jeffree star type of look going or what
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>>43729101
no i'm sorry please dont yell at me
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FUCK YOU
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>>43728897
You’ll have a scar as a reminder of your sin but otherwise no, a perfect body of your current age
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>>43729106
oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you :( I was laughing when I typed that
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>>43729109
oh for sure then absolutely
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>>43729108
later
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>>43729110
oh and you were laughing too oh my god
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>>43729129
ok...
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>>43729109
can i get my age - 10 years?
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>>43729153
Absolutely not, and as a penalty for asking your female form now has cerebral palsy
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bruh
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>>43729135
because it was funny...you asked about shaving your eyebrows and then you asked how shaved eyebrows would look with pink hair lol
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>>43729194
you didn't answer the question
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can I get my age plus 10 years so I can skip to delectable milfhood
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>>43729202
based
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>>43729181
what if i do double the amount of pain time and we say 12 years?
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>>43729201
it would look outlandish! what are you expecting? if you wanna rock that then mad respect unto thee obviously
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Walked past and traded glances with my only ever friend I haven't seen since middle school, I think he realised it was me since he seemed to look back but neither of us said anything. If I wasn't with my mom because I'm a worthless neet failure I might have tried to say something. I'm pretty sure he thinks I hate him anyways.
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wheres the pluribus season 2
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watching people drinking to live vicariously
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im such a fucking loser
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try becoming a winner
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>qott
the secret is that we're already in hell and there is nothing but darkness after this :3
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i have tried that's what makes me a loser
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no beating the loser genes
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yeah
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belief in loser genes can increase chances of becoming more of a loser
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thanks man
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going on a date later how do I look?
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women really seem to have way more interesting lives and backgrounds than men do huh. makes a moder wanna reroll
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>>43729822
k-k-k-kawaii :P
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I literally can't stop grinding my teeth my jaw is so fucked up and stiff that now I can't even close my mouth all the way lmao
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>>43729345
i loved pluribus, me and who
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i met The Rapist and shes lowkey kinda chill irl
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just kill all males
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termix jahodový
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look i just don't think culling is particularly ethical. trap neuter release approaches are much more humane, i feel
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czechem
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>>43729822
chuddy found a new 19 yo to rape?
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>L’échelle des destructions par l’armée israélienne rend la ville méconnaissable, et la perte d’actes fonciers et de titres de propriété promet de semer la zizanie au moment de la reconstruction.
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>Nearly eight months after Israel announced a ceasefire that its army is violating daily, the country continues to strike the part of the enclave it occupies. Some in Israel are calling to resume airstrikes more intensively.
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I'm about to airstrike your ass repeatedly with my dick
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tfw ywn give bibi his own special pager
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need to eat fat woman pussy asap
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eat my fat moder taint you faggots
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let me chew it a bit
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stressed at work and getting massive underboob sweat
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i've been saying! about the underboob sweat! but people don't wanna talk about how having tits is all downside no upside
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>>43730470
>Based warrior nation destroys terrorist who hide in tunnels like rats
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>>43730939
nuke tel aviv
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MUTÆNT
TRANS EXCLUSIVE SERVER WITH VETTING SYSTEM
https://discord.gg/NXdyWeGvNW
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DISCORD IS GAY FUCK YOU
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wow been a while since I've seen that spam in here
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>>43730944
Seeth kek
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seeth the scaleless
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I am sneethe the rizzless
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just worked almost an hour and a half of possibly unpaid overtime because i’m stupid
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don't worry they'll give you a raise for showing initiative, good job creating shareholder value today
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>>43731100
don't do that!
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all I want in life is to be happy (happy)
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wouldn't that be nice
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should i put a picture on my taimi? i feel kinda uneasy doing that
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all I want in life is to be happy (miserable but smug about it)
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what does it mean to you? for me, it's something I just do
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i feel like they would all get offended by my looks anyway
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>>43731317
I made a joke profile without one just to see what a dumpster fire it is I'm gonna try with a real pic later I guess so people know what they're in for
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>>43731396
yea im at the same stage i feel scared to go further tho
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>>43731121
>>43731123
no i was just in the middle of some bullshit and fucked it up to take up extra time. i usually try and leave like 1-2 minutes after i hit 8 hours so i can be sure i don’t miss out on money without staying excessively. i think i will actually get OT though, i just checked my last paycheck and they gave me like $6 extra lol. this one should get me about $35 which is nice
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>>43728224
>has sex post op
how can you possibly be a manmoder? do you tell dudes you’re a pro-piv poon?
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>>43731448
would highk kms if i had to manmode after srs
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>>43730944
no because im a repper from there baka
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>>43731486
take your HRT, retard, and also leave your genocidal shitstate
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cant even filter all the moids and foids from taimi rather just have other trannies
idk they all look kinda icky
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i feel like im t4t only
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>>43731494
because its just so easy to move lol
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im not even a manmoder
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t4t is probably the way to go
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I have something inside me i can only heal by topping a troon. I think it would make me evolve out of moding
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what's stopping you then
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tag yourselves
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im a gold star
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>>43731847
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>>43731754
i had sex with two different boys my age over a decade ago and have not had the opportunity or desire since
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>honey
>lemon juice
>onions sauce
>olive oil
>garlic
what else should I use to marinade my salmon tonight?
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>>43732189
I got filtered like a newfag...
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>>43732189
nah get rid of all that shit and lather err in mustard
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>>43731754
I've fucked a foid, a moid, and a troid
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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
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>>43732236
I don't produce my own anymore
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>>43732228
I'm not a fan of mustard, only in small amounts as part of some other sauce or whatever
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>>43732189
that sounds good desune, why not some form of pepper though?
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>>43732266
idk bebs, that dijon baked salmon be hittin real different. tastes nothing like the shit in the yellow bottle if thats what you think of
Parsley
Dijon Mustard
Lemon Juice
Oil
Garlic
S&P
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>>43732315
I could try it, not so far off from what I was doing already if I just add a little

>>43732310
that's a good idea
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just sneezed so hard that I almost died
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>>43732341
Also forgot to mention, some people like to almost make like a frosting? Where they just leave the mustard mix on top of the fillet so it like bakes in through the top while still leaving a layer of the mustard to act like an icing? lmfao
I dont like that, I prefer to just rub enough in where i know its on there, but dont really see it. then you bake. this way it still tastes like sweet slamon, but you get this little spice compliment on the side.
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>>43728942
can i watch subway surfers while it happens?
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>>43729109
stabbing my female body in the sternum so i can have the epic eva reference
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>>43729345
>>43730138
manmoder pluribus watch party in 10 years when we get season 2
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pluribus was boring
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>>43732447
6 7
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>>43731754
red. i’ve had one. she’s also a woman
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>>43732478
agreed not enough lesbian sex
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>>43732478
i really agree with this opinion!! hey, are you single btw? you seem like a really chill chica and i'd love to get to know you.
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got like 100 likes within the last couple hours all chasers i think
grim
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moder who buys 4 tubes of biscuit dough to save under $1.50 per tube
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moder who yearns
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holy fuck I smell so nice
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what level of passing is it when the census person comes over and drops off census materials, and sees a picture of me (grade 7) + my brother (grade 2/3), and sees me and thinks those are my kids
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gold star bifag
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a fitting end to a hard day's work at the jobsite
would you hit a latina moder's chinese yartttt?
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>>43732799
cautiously
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>>43732829
it's horchata flavored
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>>43727169
>qott
i get forced to go through every violent video game i've ever played, except i'm actually physically in the game world and i can feel everything with excruciating detail. i am forced to complete everything on the hardest possible difficulty and do all optional challenges. i don't have video game strength either so not only do i have to do all this as a malnourished anemic girl with no upper body strength, but if i get hit by a sword or some shit it tears flesh and breaks bones like it would irl. oh and when i die i don't get any relief i just instantly come back to painfully die over and over and over again until the end of time
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do moders have pets? you guys DO try to cultivate empathy and compassion for (all) sentient beings through the act of taking care of (a) pet(s), RIGHT?
to my moders who have trouble with executive dysfunction, i recommend getting a plant first, that's a great place to start
any plant will do
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I had a pet fakemoder, but she was afraid and I mistreated her so she ran away
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p chan
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>>43732960
puppygirls don't count, son
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can't believe chuddy abused, raped, and beat a 19 year old
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i feel like i missed out not having been raped
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>>43732960
this happened to me too
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yeah i wish you faggots would get raped by a big black tranny like i did to see how the fuck you like it
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>>43732985
seems like a fine thing to miss out on desu
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>>43733027
shouldnt have said the n word
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>>43732946
i have two little dogs. they turn 16 in 2 months
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>>43732985
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sorry
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me, too
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me, three
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>>43732946
2 cats, one is the bulk, the other is a squirl. together, they make the godskin duo!
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music to clip your nails to if you've accidentally cut one too short?
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>>43733307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msTVnawtLVw
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>>43733303
their eyes tenderly speak of how much of a woman you are
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>>43733303
nice cats, nona
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>>43733321
all time classic of course
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>>43733375
im pretty sure the big one checks to see if im still breathing in the mornings so he can finally have the big feast~
>>43733394
they said thank you ^.^
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I refuse to get better at my eyeliner
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terrifying picture
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pretty eyes faggot
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>>43733496
omg twin! i have the same dynamic with my babytroon friend. she sees me as this huge support pillar for her and even started hrt because she found out I was on it... Its so hard not letting the moder out when we talk abt tranny stuff v.v
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>>43733475
why are you so attractive
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>>43733514
lum face
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mandatory cock inspection time, train first
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can i intentionally fail the inspection please
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only my moder friend can inspect my gock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ2qEah8Fns
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>>43733559
GROW UP
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>>43733594
oh damn that's pretty gooooood actually
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>>43733475
i thought you died
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>>43733595
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY
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ugh what id do to hold a moder around her waist and press my body up against hers..
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what if the moder you wanted to embrace was avoidant and sex-repulsed
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friday tomorrow
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yaaaay!!
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>>43733607
not yet
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>>43733422
i knew it! as soon as i saw “yart” i knew you were jerseymoder
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>>43733777
HURRY UP
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>>43733793
I don't really feel like it now
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>>43733562
please do not inspect my cock
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we've all seen it
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boooo we hate your penis it has insufficient estrogenic pigmentation
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too many latinamoders lately
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>>43733790
o wait, im not latinamoder tho
sorry nona, im white as the daylight v.v
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>>43733645
i would still love her and wouldn't overstep her boundaries but she would have to be willing to go to therapy and take some steps for her to start her healing journey
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>>43733594
this song reminds me of john beltran so much
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ftS2xk7VJGQ
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>tfw my penis is considerably darker than the rest of my body
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inb4 coal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZO40Yc_EwE
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crossracial penis transplant victim
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>>43733869
it's just called being latina
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think a lot of you moders could use therapy, one way or another
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I have lollipop earrings
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I have these gayass lollipop earrings in trans flag colors that I've never worn
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we lost one
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>>43733906
i don’t have any piercings
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still wearing the free flat studs that came free with getting pierced award
i need some new moder earrings
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i want a septum piercing but i’m scared of judgement
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(im not a misogynist) i have never seen a goodlooking septum piercing
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I have septum, snake bites and lobe earrings >_<
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>>43733955
you're a misogynist
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>>43733921
get some it's easy and useful
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>>43733982
useful?
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>>43733993
it allows you to attach objects to your ears with relative ease
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how frequently does such a need come up?
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i love hoop earrings too..
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>>43734003
i haven't been earringless in years
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i have two piercings in each lobe and it doesnt even help offset my straight cis man energy
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>>43734003
you can attach a different object to your ear on a daily basis to improve or worsen your outfit at will
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ha, my shits are still virgin get on my moder lvl
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sniffing a moder's gauge pus
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>>43734026
i will surely make my outfits worse with mine
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does anyone inject estrogen
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right thanks for reminding me
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no i inject testosterone to make the manmode more convincing
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oh shit I do inject estrogen what the fuck? is that why I have boobs now? what have I been doing to myself?
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is there like an advantage to friday injections? I feel like every tranny I kno injects on fridays
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injecting e to goon harder
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all these couples hanging out on their blankets in the grass make me a little sad
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that could be us
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if its any consolation most love is fleeting temporary and doomed to sour and fail
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>>43734074
for me it's Thursdays, just because that was the day I first switched years ago
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>>43734078
hit em with picrel
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i think i miss my boymoder
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just chose sundays cause first day n all
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ohhhh that's ted cruz i thought it was some nazi thing
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>doesn't know about the zodiac killer
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>>43733855
ohh yehh, that some good suff nona
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>>43734101
same, worstie
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ice is FINISHED
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barred out again award
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>>43734232
so true, xister!
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>>43734234
you should do something really embarrassing and maybe criminal that you won't remember tomorrow
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>>43734234
give
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what drugs should I try
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>>43734302
crack
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>>43734095
literally me
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>>43734302
7oh
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>>43734074
i do it on sundays because when i was first getting it prescribed the pharmacy was retarded and i finally got it sorted out on sunday and its been that ever since
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>>43734331
that stuff almost killed my mom its fucking insane how its still legal lol
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why do police arrest people for vague shit like "resisting arrest" (what were they arrested for in the first place? can they charge you even for passive resistance?) also, if you're wrongfully arrested, there's almost always no recourse. also, they say we have free speech but mass arrest protesters and charge them with disturbance of the peace, loitering, and other bullshit crimes. same with homeless people who have nowhere else to go. people yell at them to get a job but who would hire them? people are so fucking cruel. i hate society. god wants us to kill politicians
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i died my hair pastel pink
should i shave off my eyebrows
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>>43734383
yes, obviously
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>>43734393
do you really think so
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>>43734383
can you please do it so you can post pics already
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>>43734397
YES
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>>43734374
the justice system is a joke and fake white bitches take advantage of it for petty personal reasons
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this salmon is gonna be so fucking good holy shit I'm literally drooling
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if you were forced to swap bodies with one of these people, which one would you chose to swap with?
suicide is not an option in this hypothetical
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i love eating period pussy and raw fish
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if you never eat your bitch on her period do you even love her?
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does your bitch have periods
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my first one did and I did not give a FUCK I liked the extra flavor
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>>43734421
left fo sho
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>>43734232
>3 month old article
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>>43734560
nah she went through menopause years ago
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>>43734584
based...
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oh another based mom dater
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>>43734421
they both mog me so either one would be an improvement
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>>43734578
so?
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>>43734602
giwtwm
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>>43734421
right so I can fuck left
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>>43734421
suicide
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>>43734611
same
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>>43734588
>>43734591
i’m sorry, i lied, i’m single
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>>43734627
yeah same...
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alright lemme slide in those dms then
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everyone's already in my dms because I'm a filthy attentionwhore
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https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYvaAvna
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there appears to be some sort of creature
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im addicted to my wife, the way she love me is like no other. her boobs, like her love (no other) and her ass boadcasious
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i fucked her btw
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no you didnt i just asked her and she said you didnt
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need a wife to cuddle and nibble on and slap her butt and grope her chest
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i would rather shoot myself in the face than have sex with a woman
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I would rather shoot myself in the face not have a woman to have sex with but I'm working on it
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>>43734799
than not*
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just get some random transbian it's too easy
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hello transbian moder here
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chopped up my face again shaving award
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>>43734799
you seem like a creep
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you know my trick for that? I go into the shower already chopped so that way I CAN'T chop my face up. haha
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>>43734825
god forbid a motherfucker desires women
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i'm a man with pink hair
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the polycule voted to beat me tonight
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congratulations and I hope that goes well for you
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>>43734849
are you accepting members
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>>43734846
post pics onegaishimasU
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>>43734858
drop discord
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>>43734825
yes, and?
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my penis so small some times pee dribbles out after i lay down and gets in my pubes
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oh it's like a rainforest down there huh
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>>43734795
i would rather shoot myself in the face than most things
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>>43734855
we're maxxed out, sorry
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HE TAKES A WHISKEY DRINK
HE TAKES A VODKA DRINK
HE TAKES A LAGER DRINK
HE TAKES A CIDER DRINK
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I GET KNOCKED UP
I GET KNOCKED UP AGAIN
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>>43734846
sick. i was a teen/tween boy with pink hair a few times because i like cool hair colors and wanted to show support for breast cancer patients/survivors in october. i also tried to use the “i’ll be a man with pink hair, it’d be sick” argument when my ex bf wanted to dye his hair pink but thought it would make people think of him as a woman
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>>43734889
why are women like this
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>>43734876
based
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>>43734900
getting knocked up just too alluring
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>>43734907
thanks. one day i’ll do it. i’ve told older people “i don’t plan on it” when they tell me “don’t get old” too many times to not do it eventually
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you sure love that line
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>>43734917
I waffle on this but I'm on a timer so I'm trying to make the most of what I can get when I'm in my right mind
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>>43734917
i always say "i'll try not to" which is a little more ambiguous
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>>43734861
moving_on_the_surface
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if I don't keep fucking up my brain I can get more good years than my mom and maybe even get old
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starting to come around to this guy
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what is that thing a duck?
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>>43734966
mogs me
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he's a cute lil guy I like him he can stay
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>>43734966
I wanna put my forehead against that thing's forehead and just sit there in the darkness staring into each other's eyes
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I'm a fucking massive fan since day one dude
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i think im starting to fall in love with my wife
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i think i fucked her
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>>43734996
huh
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any dixiemoders wanna bump some screwtapes and sip the woc with me?
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>>43735008
what's your area code
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I have convinced myself to not revert back to my fast food/microwave food only paradigm
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>>43735013
i don't actually wanna meet any of you people i'm just posting shit
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>>43735032
what's your address pussy
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>>43735028
feeeeeeet
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you can see the little guy on the monitor
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my love why are you so far awayuuu
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>>43735035
i'm less than 20 feet away from you
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>>43735055
let me have sex with you
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>>43734929
oh naziadopter you're still here I thought you left
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>>43735044
you can!!!<3
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>>43735059
if you can catch me and pin me down then sure
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sex pest general
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two scoops of ice cream general
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i want the scoops to be the same. now i know that seems kind of boring of me. but i know what i like, im living for myself at this point. so what if you think im boring? i think i suck shit and should kill myself
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*sex pesters you*
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my friends used to scoop my man tits before I started E
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if i go to portland can i frot with hons
are the legends true
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>>43735108
it's true but you might get more than you bargain for
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anyone want to go to the local dsa meeting with me
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>>43735109
how so
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i'm so bored can someone please talk about animation memes with me
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>>43735110
*diddles you* preemptive strike!
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>>43735123
discord
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>>43735110
actually yes
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excuse me please, I would like to frot with hons as well
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>>43735110
i world need to get a job to be able to afford socialism
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>>43735130
the god of chaos
he's awesome
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DISCORD
I'M HOWLIN AT THE MOON
AND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON
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>>43735147
here i am
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I'm so high it feels like I'm covered in ants and the music is coming from all directions also listen to this shit this shit is crazy this is a fucking crazy monsters and nice sprites remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch8dOy4aqSE
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let's all talk about the wickedly talented animation meme youtuber twisted-doctor and his excellent videos and art
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>>43735189
wya
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>>43735252
america land of the free
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also mcr just dropped a fucking s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w video like literally one fucking hour ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRDgaJJE670
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>>43735254
ICBM addy?
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vibrator app isnt connecting which means aws is down or my long distance girlfriend has removed it from her (my) hole :/
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>>43735259
612 wharf avenue
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>>43735261
I'll go to her place and fuck her and you tell me what moves to do through my earpiece. I'll be streaming footage from my gopro. deal?
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I want someone to come to my place and fuck me
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when and where
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you ever get fucked in the ass?
Phantom Hour Glass is a great playthough because its easy as shit
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i've been fucked in the ass on occasion
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my wife fucked me in the ass the other day while i was playing sims 2 on the ds and my sim burned to death because i couldn't focus while getting railed
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that's awesome nona
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giwtwm
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>female or male?
>male
>are you ready for war?
>war?
then he just walked away
left me shook
was standing weirdly close to me as he asked
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well? war is coming home
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how big is your wife penis
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9inches
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like, the trans genocide war? or the middle east war? or the coming second civil war? everything at once? i'm not ready for war. is it time to get ready?
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all wars are about to happen again, but at the same time and mostly in your city
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get in the helicopter bro, we're doing Vietnam 2
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on the bright side that means vietnamese bitches
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>>43735028
fuck i want those toes on my face D:
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rapist
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>>43735565
fucking same
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gang war? drug war? class war? gender war? bro, i'd lose them all. my androgynous ass is not ready!
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it's about to be like world war 4 up in your ass #justwaitandsee
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and now i'm scared i'm malefailing but maybe he was just being woke. or maybe he was a chud i was afraid he was gonna beat me up. i don't want to look like a tranny and i don't want war.
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>>43735575
what about thumb war?
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my tits hurt and there is no one here to massage them
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i want someone to mount and penetrate me gently
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>>43735612
i feel your pain
my heart always hurts at night because of this
no woman will ever massage my sore, aching breasts with affection
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how gently
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>>43735630
extreme male on male violence is all i deserve apparently
>>
there's a second option let me show you
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>>43735648
please literally i haven't been fucked in years
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ok wya
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i hear scratching at the window
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l. e t m
e

i.n
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>mfw i don't nut
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i look like that
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Master Mickey, Dobby wants some cock
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that guy kind of looks like jensen ackles
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yer a nigger harry
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I just had a startling epiphany
that is jensen ackles
>>43735821
I almost pissed my pants laughing at this I have to grow up
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i just need a gender affirming sexual experience
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say you want to be boyremoved with your whole chest
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people just really really hate men
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i need to be boyremoved and if i was it would be so healing for me
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let me do it
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i need a bitch on top
>>
I need
some ass
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i need for the next time i'm penetrated for it to be with someone really special
>>
a solid 3rd of the posts in mmg are intelligence operatives talking to each other in code
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we have some work to do then
>>
mcdoublemoder number station
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbu3H3kfLM0
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na i love you :)
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no way you're still here i can only laugh
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>>43736055
>>43736038
>>43736017
>43736002
>43735982
>43735804
you can tell which ones they are, they usually look something like this
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my biggest motivation in life is to one day have a wife AND be a wife
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>>43736065
half of those are just people who want to fuck
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>>43736062
>>43736090
hey im in that list
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>>43736086
same
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need this autistic moid to put his tongue in my mouth
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>>43736090
that's the way it works, you make the comments look like they belong there so they don't draw attention and there's always plausible deniability
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>>43736086
would kill for this unfortunately women think I look like a MAN
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just need someone who sees you for who you really are
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oh my god
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>>43736109
get you a moder
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the cringer
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who is the cringer?
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that's like the cat thing in heman
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>>43736062
laugh about what
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the worst part is the dreams
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I'm so grateful I never dream right now
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my horoscope says to rape you
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by all means
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your honor, my client is a Gemini
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does anyone want to get grogu fries with me
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i'll feed you grogu fries if you take me to see the grogu movie
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i want to go on a movie date with a moder
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my life sucks
also i'm gay
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i'm gay and my life is kinda ok if i ignore the man part
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i got uncontrollable tremors and paranoid delusions, and the only prescription is more vodka
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i need to be collared and owned by a moder who makes me wear maid dress and cowkini
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ultra rosa
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>>43736666
what does this mean?
check'd
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>>43736691
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>>43736700
ohh i dont drink monster
i drink Gym Weed because it's cheap and tastes like mushrooms
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>>43736725
shrooms taste like ass tho
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>zero zucker
pussy
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>>43734927
i used to say that too, for the same reason
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>>43736739
sugar is all debuffs with no upside
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who cares you're injecting yourself with loser juice anyway
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>>43736777
the loser juice makes you live longer. its moids who die early
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stop replying to me faghot
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i'm actually injecting the high roller luxury pussygetter chad estrogen
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>>43736795
:(
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>>43736734
that's why ;)

im the prime case study on what no wife gock does to a mf
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thank god i have a wife
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i'm grey and my dick is small
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i made vegan notdogs and they look like turds. i would be a terrible wife or spouse
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>>43737032
>they look like turds
there are certainly dudes who would find that hot
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it's only hot in temperature it's an amalgamated mess of black beans mixed with blended oats and finely cut bell pepper+red onion mixed with ketchup and mushroom-based fish sauce with chilli powder and paprika and steak seasoning it's awful
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>>43737074
my policy is to just buy ready made meat replacements if i ever crave the vibe
not worth the effort to make
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ig you're vegan you need to take the seitan pill
closest thing you'll ever get to a meat substitute that's actually healthy and not processed supermarket slop
>>
just eat fish they aren't real animals
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my moder wife will be getting carne asada
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your moder wife will be getting this dick
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it's ok to fuck fish
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i fucked her btw
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why so subdued, mcdouble
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theyre taking mcdouble off the market
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>>43737114
yeah grilled and chopped up with cilantro and onion after im done w your bitch ass
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e might finally be taking away my mood strength
>>
the ultimate mood stabiliser, put all psychotics and bpders on e
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>>43737237
cant you just get two hamburgers and throw away one bun?
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>>43737999
You fucking disgust me
>>
Welp it is time to drop everything and run away from my problems



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