Why y'all never tell me about this pooner?>She's totally straight y'all men give her the ick>Expect this ONE minecraft youtuber who she's toooooooootally in luv wit!
lmfao yes its absolute pooncringe
>>43738275>turkey tom>30 minutes of rageslop juiced from a photo of some literal who (faggot edition)People still watch this nigger?
>>43738275i feel bad for wilbur soot -.-
>>43738492>i feel bad for wilbur soot -.-dood jus because this guy has a conventionally cute little cis gf he has NOT stated his sexuality and so he probably IS open to dating a totally hawt little mustachioed MAN, though I repeat he is NOT gay and mostly likes women like a REAL man except for this one crush!
I'M GOING TO KILL TURKEY TOM
>>43738541show us when u done
I feel bad for the pooner, this British artist offered her a job and then after she had sold all her possessions and upended her life in preparation for the move, he fucking reneged!!
>>43738275Isn't this the pooner who's pretending to be a native American as well?>>43738490Poultry Peter stocks are going to the moon after he buck broke Nool's ODD
>>43738566Mmm, that's the kind of powerful, muscular wide body desired by gay men, what a bear! A grizzly bear heh heh heh
>>43738664>Isn't this the pooner who's pretending to be a native American as well?No, she's upset people don't recognize her as a minority when she's one-quarter Portuguese (seriously). She also tried riding a motorcycle (without a license) like a BIG boy because that's a very manly thing to do, and a negro hit her when she made an illegal left turn and the police report puts 100% blame on her. Because her zoomer audience can't drive let alone ride a bike, they missed the funniest subtlety. She was riding a bargain basement cruiser because in her pooner brain, that's the manliest type of bike. Picture a Hells Angel on the old school Harley's where your arms are reaching forward. Even if you know nothing about bikes, you can intuitively understand how cruisers are less maneuverable and harder to handle than a small sports or naked bike. Make no mistake, the pooner isn't aggressively brave or reckless like a teenage boy so she didn't stupidly hop on a powerful bike, she just wanted the aesthetic. So her bike was this comical 125cc with BIG BOY aesthetics. Think of a Ferrari kit car with a 200 hp Honda engine. But even that was too much for the littel guy and she crashed :(
>>43738490100% of youtube essayists on anything (which is half of youtube now) are just cliquey losers with highschool mentality that *want* something to rage over. unironically this and 'why this shitty flick kids movie is SOOOO heckin good!!!!' (or any pop media channel) are the same, its just to be in a clique and feel like youre a part of somethingthank you for reading my vaguely related (superior) text essay that has nothing to do with me being frustrated by 'critics' not actually caring about their object of interest in a meaningful way
>>43738541>I'M GOING TO KILL TURKEY TOMover his lover's dead body
>>43739593destiny looks like something straight out of 70s NYC, an aging gayboy cruising for cock
>>43738275>turkey tom in 2026
>>43738566>>43738859Please share more top tier lolcow stories about this pooner
I miss Augie. Fuck Nicholas DeOrio.
>>43738537oh the guy is wilbur slut? he's basically a girl anyways this is still straight
>>43738275I don't think that people deserve to be put on blast for an hour to an audience of millions. Did this person do something bad? Or are they just a bit weird? Lolcow culture is disgusting.
>>43739593I like how Tom looks like a bloated 30 year old alcoholic but still uses his lil anime shota twink avatar. Bit weird, no?
>>43740332>I don't think that people deserve to be put on blast for an hour to an audience of millions.>puts out batshit insane tiktoks for years>NPD, victimhood, white girl main character syndrome, you name it>begs for $, considers herself too good for work>in any pre-2020 era would never even consider pooning out, but that's what's popular now>"b-b-but anyone can make a mistake!">after being mocked, continues to double and triple and quadruple down>Turkey Troon gives her exactly what she and every lolcow wants: attention
>>43740343He has a particular brand of ugliness I wish had a specific name>asymmetric>eyes close together>mushy, blobbish features>facial muscles showing first signs of sagging>patchy facial hair>presumably receding hairline since he never shows itBasically the opposite of "sharp features"
>>43740997He's just a cispooner (like me)
>>43740332>I don't think that people deserve to be put on blast for an hour to an audience of millionsThen don't make a fool of yourself on the internet. >Did this person do something bad?Doesn't matter at all.
>>43742010>>I don't think that people deserve to be put on blast for an hour to an audience of millionsDo you realize how much of a Giga Nigga Retard you have to be to merit lolcow recognition?? You're not going to get it with a lil oopsie, a lil mistake.
