You happen to be meandering through Minnesota when you happen upon a reptile zoo open. You think, maybe this could be fun. You enter, an enthusiastic woman introduces herself as Emily. She seems to be followed around by a fat man like a sidekick. You notice something is off about her voice and her limbs are rather long, but you think nothing of it, wow there's a lot of snakes here. You browse the zoo for an hour, getting lost in the mystery when finally, Emily comes up behind you and announces "we keep our biggest snakes in the back, wanna come see?". "Sure!", you respond, without hesitation. She takes you back to a large gleaming white room filled with hundreds of stacked plastic trays teeming with snakes. You notice her sidekick is seated in a chair in the corner of the room. Emily shoots you a bemused expression, then proceeds to shimmy down her tight female jeans, and out of an elaborate tuck tumbles a 9 inch dong, rock hard. "This is our biggest snake!", she says with a giddy grin. "Oh, I see", you respond timidly. "It's not gonna suck itself!" she quickly exclaims. Chaka, her pet parrot caws as if to suggest you better start working on her firmness. Ed is watching you intently, caressing you with his wandering eyes. What is your next move?https://youtu.be/Q19VnfyD5kc
>>43741810You know that modern antipsychotics don't make you fat right? You CAN get treatment for schizophrenia and it won't make you gain weight and balloon up
>>43741859you are the schizophrenic ones for believing I cannot tell a man with a shaved-off skull in an ill-fitting female t-shirt is a man
start sucking I guess
>>43741810I shant be sucking it until the ugly fat guy leaves. Men turn me off.
>>43741810Why do you keep posting this literal who
>>43741912>ill-fitting female t-shirtI know you keep using this phrase in every thread you make but how exactly is it "ill fitting"?
>>43742146you ask her if he can leave, she shakes her head, "sorry, he's my husband and he likes to watch, we do everything together""but, if you are a good sport we can feed the venomous snakes together after you make me cum, and we could check to see if there's any eggs hatching...I have thousands of snakes..."
>>43742162it's meant to fit a female frame but he has a broad male ribcage and wide male shoulders despite being low-bodyfat and he wears it a size too small so it will fit tightly and it just looks odd, it clearly isn't meant for his male frame
>>43742188i feel like you're really just talking about yourself t b h
>>43741859As someone who has schizophrenia, Anti-psychotics are poison and if you can avoid them you should.
>>43741810i like snakes they are very cute
>>43742532it's not cute to keep thousands of them tightly cramped in small plastic racks
>>43742477As another person with schizophrenia, this schizo is correct.Anti-psychotics are literal tranquilizers that chemically lobotomize you, only take them if you are extremely psychotic and do not have a sense of reality anymore.
>>43742477>>43742560shut the fuck up retarded larpers
>>43742577Imagine thinking people are "LARPing" about how awful neuroleptics are. You don't need to take it from me anon just look up any place where schizos congregate, try /r/antipsychiatry for some grisly stories. Or go to /r/Akathisia to see what this shit can do at its worst.
>>43741810anon you need a hobby. try birding. its free
>>43742854who cares about birds?
>>43742600>look at these misdiagnosed people who take mega doses of first gen antipsychotics, meds bad!!don't be a moron. all medications have risks and side effects, for most people their illnesses' symptoms are much worse than antipsychotics' side effects. meds work differently depending on individuals and their profiles, some people feel awful on certain meds and experience no side effects on others. maintenance doses of the most well tolerated AAPs save lives. they absolutely don't lobotomize you, SSRIS do that. also r/antipsychiatry is a joke, my psychiatrist was always open to me discontinuing medication, yet according to that sub they are all evil monsters who just want to give you prescriptions for big pharma. it's not anti-psychiatry it's anti-malpractice.
>>43743066antipsychotics are just potent, non-euphoria-inducing sedativesthey suppress dopamine so they not only make you fat they literally make you dysphoric
>>43743066>Defending psychiatry while saying SSRIs lobotomizes youDid the bot malfunction or
>>43743095yeah
>>43743087kys>>43743095>t. no critical thinkingmy bad for expecting highschool dropouts on /tttt/ to have interesting things to say
>>43742560>only take them if you are extremely psychotic and do not have a sense of reality anymore>>43742577>>43743066>calls me retarded larper>repeats my exact reasoning for why some people still take anti-psychotics>>for most people their illnesses' symptoms are much worse than antipsychotics' side effectsHoly retardation>they absolutely don't lobotomize you, SSRIS do that.This is hillarious.Acting like major tranquilizers do not objectively slow down & decrease brain activity while acting like SSRI's removed your brain because it made your cock stop working
>>43741810Kek, I guess I'd suck the venom out of that cobra.
>>43745068ugh I missed that pun and now I regret itI passed a reptile zoo and a wildlife zoo on my drives this week, the latter the parking lot was decently full for a friday afternoon I guess school is out
