dakimakura editionQOTT: do you have a stuffed animal or body pillow that you hug for comfort?prev >>43738873
>>43745632dakimakura is such a malebrained word ygmi
is japanese a malebrained language or...?
>>43745632I own an IKEA shark yes
>>43745632I have a plain body pillow I sleep with my arms and legs wrapped around at nighthttps://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/dakimakura
>>43745632I have a few of them including a blahaj (obviously)
i have a body pillow that i hump at night. no gooner pillow case tho.
oh my god why would you hump it
>>43745632cocksucker
>>43745686feels good on my pp
>>43745632yeah! i slept with a sock monkey for like 13 years and then switched the the shark
please don't rape the shark
rape me instead
>>43745632a large one to hump and cuddle and a few plushies
>>43745632i saw this ad for this big ass crescent moon shaped pillow that like made for i guess spooning lmfao. i want it so bad but its like so expensive`
meee
this show sucks
>>43745758I think it's funny but supernatural was betteridk what to watch after I'm done with it
>>43745769even worse
somno is goated when you don't have a woke yelling in your ear about how it's bad
who has ever said somno is bad
tenderqueers, feminists, sjws, cultural marxists,
didnt get grogu shake waking wife up to cry and have sex
don't wake her up have sex with her while she sleep nona!
incredible blunder
I still have all my stuffies from when I was a kid don'f judge me >.<
don'f
why wasn't i born gay
why don't I have a beautiful moder gf to hold right now
because you are an evil fakemoder sent here to drive me to suicide
would you hold a truemoder
yes
>>43745871no one is
>>43745923then why wasn't i made gay
tfw no schizo gf to whisper insane ranting into your ear
i think im getting to the age where i need to start learning the jitterbug
you know I've never actually seen someone wearing a shirt like that before
any moders see obsession?
i want kisses from moder
i want wife kisses
:3
>:3
found my flask of jack but the taste just reminds me of puke now after last week
;3
no more drinking. it's time to meditate on the teachings of the buddha
I'm taking it easy, that was enough overdoing it for a long time
i will never have a gf much less a wife
I will
I did
you will
considering doing some incredible honmoding tomorrow just to feel something
I do
my wife makes me do sister roleplay and cum in a cup to compare volume over time
going to a show alone tomorrow and getting fucked up before I go because they charge too much for drinks at these places
>>43746249shut up shut the fuck up
Making a tinder to find a new drug dealer
kek
>>43746255waow, i’m going to a show alone tomorrow too!
>>43746249Is there a spread sheet and corresponding histogram D:`>
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVJrmMnv
>>43746256why
>>43746267younger would be more natural, i’ve always been the baby of the family
>>43746268i will never get to have thatmy life is a joke
1. 4 years hrt2. I dont pass even a little3. skinnyfat4. Im also ugly in a general way5. awful posture6. no hips7. body hair everywhere8. Man9. moder (boobs visible)10. i should probably kms right?11. gigachad jaw and chin
my tits hurt
>chuddy was clairesaffitzposter all along
you just like saying shit
my everything hurts
>>43746325me on the right
>>43746323yeah, i do.
>>43746328mogs me
>>43746321>>43746334I don't know or care about your chec eceleb
chef*
I just wanted to post claire
>>43746353good
>>43746325>histogrammy hair does that shit with the winging out on the left and right ;_; did someone send you my pics
look who doesn't know what a histogram is
have moders ever shown cock? i wonder what it would be like to have a moder find me so attractive i'd make her gock hard
there's only one moder my gock gets hard for
MCDOUBLE
>>43746366i dont know what that means cause im an ugly man (and stupid) but my hair also does that when i dont put in enough conditioner but also blow dry so
>>43746382she’s just kinda the universally agreed prettiest moder
that finale was really whatever
>>43746400> im an ugly man (and stupid)samebut good to know, i feel like i use allot though ill try more and see how it goes v.v
>>43746441i wish i could go back and fuck her with some sort of time machine
I wish I could go back and unfuck my life with some sort of time machine
how do i get a gf?
>>43746478talk to a lot of women
peel that man
fuck I wish I was 30and also hot
my friend wanted to go to a thing but my other friends went food and made him later than he already was so i yelled at his girlfriend and called her a bitch and a wench and basically told them all to be better to my other friend but they thought i was just a psycho since i literally grabbed everyone and physically kicked them out of the resteraunt am i in the wrong here
a time machine would be goatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inPQm0hnx_c
i want to die
I don't want to kill myself but I don't want to live this wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ8p6NzJjmA
>>43746423how can you say that about moder with unknown face
>>43746499yes
fucking bastards with friends and wives
>>43746526why>>43746535not for long maybe lol
obtain friendconvert into wife
>>43746535ikr
>>43746514because the whole thread lists after. who else would be the prettiest? chudette?
chudette's hot
>>43746550isn't the lusting ironic
who among us is ironically lusting over a lithe well-proportioned young woman in an ill-fitting cow-print bikini
need
>>43746577you are a disgusting pedophile
>>43746563no, it’s because she’s posted cowkini
>>43746598
>>43746598consider sucking my dick about it
>>43746605can anyone repost?
>she hasn't seen mcdouble
i don’t keep an unsee folder, personally
i made my wife wear cowkini
I'll put on the cowkini when I feel more confident or attention-starved
>>43746623Consider the fact that your kind is hated by all of society, pedos like you are despised as the worst excuses of filth in the world by every single reasonable person
why are you so intense lol
>>43746642suppose, for the sake of argument, that I raped you
my breasts hurt and have no wife to massage them
same, breastie
great thread as always ladies
when i die, know all this could have been prevented
i miss voix celeste. fucking bootleg astrovials troonshine fuck everything i want the good stuff back
oops
I met a chick named celeste the other day
we're such a respectable lot
why do your breasts hurt
>>43746476only somebody who knows me personally could post such an accurate depiction of my visage
cowkini provides insufficient support
>>43746705they are growing but no one will ever touch them
Idiots be like omg oysters arent vegan then eat a mushroom from a mycelial network that has more intelligence than any stupid retard from kingdom animalia like get over yourself retard. oysters are vegan
my dick is vegan
mycelial networks don't imply any form of awareness or capacity for pain for fungi any more than the internet does for computers. oysters are basically vegan tho yeah but i think theyre gross so i don't eat them
can i suck it
yep
jk i dont fw hons or trannies or women
would you date a moder that no one else ever wanted to date?
maybe you're the problem
>>43745666i really really really like this video
>>43746781certainly
>>43746781yes
need me a girl who doesn't like talking or having sex or going on dates
>>43746768we’re manmoders, it’s easy to treat us as men
>>43746334i would fuck her in the mouth and eat the shit out of that clit
>>43746807you mog me
>>43746809same bestie everyone knows claire tastes like pastries
>>43746577i really really really like this image
vocally lusting after a lady who just makes baking content is unhinged
how do i stop being the problem? i have tried everything to stop wanting a gf
>>43746641what anime is that?
lusting after women is unhinged? well excuse me.
locked in the closet for longer than i have been alive award. one day i will have the on hrt whilst closeted longer than i was cis award and on that day i will ROPE
>>43746819you're just jealous she mog you to the Oort cloud and back
>>43746825yeah actually aggressively sexualizing random women just for existing is crazy
>>43746824the curse of kazuo umezu
>>43746605it's not the cowkini that makes the moder but it's the moder that makes the cowkini
>>43746834do you feel a pit in your stomach? despair? hopelessness? simple disgust? anger?
>>43746821have you tried jerking off?
>>43746835ur a tranny use the weeb name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K59Lnt4bNE
>>43746846yes :(
>>43746850すみません「楳図かずおの呪い」
have you tried going to sleepi talk to people in my dreams and feel less lonely
that's the guy who does the finger thing
>>43746870i should go to sleep permanently
>>43746859have you tried frotting
>>43746875damn girl let me fuck on that body before you go ahah
seeing and talking to people I miss in my dreams just makes me miss them more
>>43746877no, i wish>>43746884you can do whatever with my body once im dead
luckily I never have dreams because if I dreamed about the people I miss I'd wake up and jump out my bedroom window
nightly yoga after chower
nightly self-milking
my dreams are all normal days except some dark nonsensical horror lurks in the periphery at all times and occasionally presents itself to my horrified confusion before returning back to its home just outside my focus
no wife to milk me..
>>43746905that's me sorry
>>43746782does dashie want to cum inside you too?
>>43746911no it’s actually the mental representation of my dysphoria. besides i don’t even know you
no wife..
>>43746812what makes you so sure?
what an idiot
>>43746916yeah what you don't know is that's me
>>43746923
i love procrastinating! i knew i had this thing to do since wednesday and i haven’t even started it despite it being due in 6 hours
get to it, young lady
>>43746928are you the smith to my neo and can we have sex
ugh, fine >(ভ⤙ ভ ")<
>>43746943that's essentially how it works, yes
my bitch wife made me wear a cowkini and forced me to do an embarrassing dance while she watched and jerked off >_<
that's awesome nona
i call my mother to tell her she’s a bitch and i hate her for having me (jk)
>>43746961giwtwm
>calling your mother
>living with your mother
imagine
my mother probably wouldn't remember me or believe I was me if I called her now
my girlfriend calls me mom does that count
i cant cut off my parents until i ruin their retirement by having them pay for my surgeries before ultimately killing myself in their home thus plummeting the value and their net worth
dying in your parents' house would be a pretty lame way to die
im chopped
don't worry, happens to the best of usjk
im sad
>>43747020im lame/lām/adjective1. Disabled so that movement, especially walking, is difficult or impossible."Lame from the accident, he walked with a cane. A lame wing kept the bird from flying."2. Marked by pain or rigidness."a lame back."3. Weak or ineffectual."a lame attempt to apologize."4. Dull or unsatisfactory."That movie was so lame!"5. Socially inappropriate; foolish.
way to go u ruined it
>>43747020not a ton of other options
>>43747034it would definitely be dull and unsatisfactory and perhaps foolish but not necessarily socially inappropriate
tfw no beautiful brainwormed moder gf to wife and pay for her surgeries
>>43747041how come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW5KZV0ALIMI'm not the usual jrock/weebpop poster but weebing out to soothe my sneething soul with inu yasha and nioh and man this takes me back to middle school so hard
>>43747047how much bank do you make hmu
>>43747050that’s where i live
>>43747065gem alert
>>43747081why are you doing that
helluva lot cheaper than moving out
it's an ice cream nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Eh_CWkDpE
>>43746817I really really really like u
omg carly rae jepsen!!
loaf of bread
dont call her that
errors in my bread
What happens when you spit communion out mid transfiguration
Aborted yeasty jesus fetus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9bWML7ZWEA
becoming the first manmoder with a womb transplant so i can abort
moder with abortion mark tattoos
heart skips a beat every time my phone goes off
why
K wish vore was real so i could return to my zygoated state
cockvoring you
noob
My heart hits that breakcore type beat
wydag with an abrasive penis
Arrhythmia acting up from my autistic crumple. Call that the femty fold
drank so much water my eyes freaking hurt
my gf has started timing me when i go to get water. she says that every second we're not together is another second she could be getting fucked by a strong daddy type
i want an abusive moder gf that will hit me and punish me for being ugly and clocky
i fucked her btw
should i go to the tranny function tonight
sure but don't bother coming back
how does a moder go to a doctorcowkini?
yeah if you are openly trans or queer you cant be a moder
a manmoder goes to the doctor and says “doc, i don’t know what to do, i’m so depressed life doesn’t feel worth living”the doctor says “go see the great moder cowkini. surely that will lift your spirits”and the moder cries out, “but doctor, i am cowkini!”
fagliacci
i will come back from the tranny function a stronger moder
average amab age 1-12: https://voca.ro/17jQTTDkiKdoaverage amab the instant they hit puberty: https://voca.ro/1fNdsbr9Xyln
does it ok for a man to have some painted nails if black nails
>>43748056i don't know about whatever country you're posting from
>>43748056no that's worse than rape and pedophilia
>>43748072faggot
>>43748056F A K E M O D E R
>>43748084???
>>43748052>four and a half minute long vocaroo
My baby left meYeah my baby left me for the street Oh my baby left me nowYeah she done left me for the streetOne day shes your puppygirlCome next shes someone else's NEET.My baby broke and goneTurning tricks out with them feetOhh my babys busted, brokedown and gone Turning tricks out with her feet Them cute little piggies welllThat's how shes gon have to make ends meatYes it is nowMy babys dead to meCant believe it what a wasteMy babys dead to meCant even remember her sweet faceBut i know itll come back to meWhen she slinks on home for some changeIll give it to her tooCus im a spineless slug Aint got a bone in my backyeah im a spineless slugWhen did i ever get like that?But big babys a doozy She'll just pitch a fit and steamroll me right flat So im headed out tonight, pickin up and running awayYeah im headed out tonight cus she'll be back if i stay Im changing my number, hitting the bricks, there aint no other way.
>>43748056depens if you can pull of the heavy metal moder
really hope I become a 411 today while 5 miles deep into the woods
>>43748056>>43748072
>>43748161it's not normal and they will call the police on you
>>43748052https://voca.ro/1dSyIqELLpJy
how do i sound like a girl
>>43748161tbf amerikkklans in the SSuburbs will literally call the cops on anyone outside
life is a fucking scam dude this shit sucks
>>43748156Please do a blues vocaroo sanging your soul out
my foid wife
my tranny girlfriend
>>43745632A: I have a bunch of cow plushes that comfort me in times of dire need; I call it the herd!Finally went to cards for the first time in a while!! I lost every single game but I did have fun! First opponent was someone I’d never met, immediately considered me a cool dude/broI think accepting is half the battle nonasIt isn’t so bad being a mid gay guy
>>43748249Sure thing. later in the week when i get the accordion part down
>>43748003this literally happened to me
i will never have a gf or a wife, that'll teach em
i will have a gf and a wife in your honor
>>43748315show your hole
crazy how no one really hates kiwifarms
>take hrt to be yaoi>end up a hon fubMy fault desu
withdrawing permanently from all human connection will be my revenge
>>43748341sorry unsee is down
>>43748348my ex got mad when i laughed at the security breach like 4 years ago because he was an “archivist” for the farms lol
620am greggs for breakfast today because iiiiiii'mmm retarded. and gay and ugly
you shouldnt be so harsh on yourself, im sure you're not gay
>>43746940don’t worry, i stayed up til 10am and it’s still rushed dogshit :) the other times i’ve done this i’ve thought it was dogshit but i was reassured, this time i’m much surer it’s unsalvageable
>>43748375everyone involved in that place should be hunted down and mercilessly killed with a cattle gun
>>43748404aw but i kinda like him still :/
>>43748447RETARD
>nearest needle exchange where i can dump my used hrt needles is a beauty storeguess im just gonna keep piling these things up
>>43748447get some standards
>>43748462i just throw mine into the ocean
i stopped being happy when i wasnt in high school during the early 2000s. also when i wasnt a boyish girl.
they're putting medical waste in the water that's turning fricking dolphins gay
it's over
>>43748462i throw mine into elementary school playgrounds
ftms 15 years later hate this one weird needle disposal trick
i just throw them in the normal garbage :3
i swiped a detergent jug from my grandfather’s recycling because i didn’t want to buy a second sharps box and then either give it to a hospital or spend the $25 to dispose of it through the company that made the box
>>43748453>>43748464i’m not trying to date him, he’s just a friend now
damnn should I take my spiro today
home alone but kevin has access to used hiv-ridden troonjuice syringes
>>43748603this moder taking spiro
is that bad :o
all AAs kinda suck in their own way, monotherapy is the coolkid approach
oh word? maybe ill ask my endo next time I see her why she still as me on 50mg a day with injections
>>43748606we need to talk about kevin
would you still love me if i told you im a pillhon
>>43748712how much do you ject
cypromaxxing
I found a cute manmoder in anime
just crushing my nuts with my hand
>>43748733ughh. .3ML100mg/5 ml EV
i'm a pillhon on 6mg daily
yea bitch put that shit on your mouth and say you love it
becoming a recluse will not deny any moders a future gf or wifeyou are wasting your time thinking denying others access to yourself is depriving them of anything of value
i love when im like a normal person for a few hours or a day and then remember ACTUALLY im a hon dressed as a man and i cant hide my boobs also im ugly and stupud and eetard and so fucking ugly and raped and my past is awful and filled eith rape so i sort of stare at the wall and also eat chips while staring at the wall and then i fall asleep so i stay skinny fat and stupid and ugly forever. also my life sucks. also i dont feel real. also im not real.
>>43748847lemme rape you btw
>>43748847i literally relate to that esp the sa
11am and i have gotten maybe a cumulative 90 minutes of sleep since thursday night into friday morning. even that was only like 5 hours or so
just kill all men
>>43748853Hello, nice to meet you
how to stop longing? i need my hands broken so i can't type, my brain lobotomized so i can't yearn and my heart ripped out so i can't feel
>>43748847im so sorry nona, i feel terrible for you but youre definitely real and you sound bad right now but i hope youre okay
>>43748847sounds like you just need some more chips
i am an incomplete person with no emotions and no passions. i’m a husk who should be crushed to dust beneath the sole of someone who didn’t even notice me
>>43748929are you me?
>>43748847what kind of chips?!
>>43748980vinegar and oil because i hate myself
i don't even care about looking like a woman or ever passing or becoming a girlmodergetting a gf is the only thing that would have saved my life
>>43748966probably not, that’d be some sad samefagging
>that’d be some sad samefagginguhm sweety yes this is mmg
no sad samefag to be a sad samefag with
i try to at least not stoop to the level of samefagging
a cis dyke i thought i was friends with kept touching me after i told her to stop but she wouldnt stop and was basically molesting me so i left, dissociated on the drive home, and peed my pants in the driveway
on some level i believe the fear of unwanted hands is why i can’t lose weight
>>43749120i was fat when the dyke molested me, nona
no one will ever love a bitch that gets raped and molested AS AN ADULT isn't that crazy
in a manly manner manually manhandling a man with my manhands, man
i jerk off and eat vegab meat substitutes and take estrogen but i dont masturbate and im not woke
>>43749157moder manhands can actually provide a healing, affirming experience
i had moder woman hands before i decided to be a blue collar moder and get shit from pipes crusted under my broken nails
>>43749243iktf
tfw no gf
tfwnogf
(avoidant) tfw gf
i had giant male blue collar hands before i decided to ruin my life with estrogen
i think they're called sleeves or cuffs when it's hands
tfwhulkhands nogf
i hate weekends because they are just a reminder of how alone i am
sad
there's a parade outside my place and I wanted to sleep in
fun ways to keep your imagination active! look out of the window on public transportation and come up with creative methods of selfinjury using your surroundings
>>43750279im indoors with no access to windows or sunlight
is it worth it going to local trans events stuff?
the nebuchadnezzar was morpheus polycule
>>43750353depends on how cool your city is. if it's full of normally-socialised passoids you'll feel out of place as a manmoder, if it's full of rapebians you'll feel out of place as a human being. hopefully you're somewhere in the middle
cipher was the straight pick me
i'm an alcoholic. also i'm gay
>>43750411idk im a social outcast myself. maybe i should go to warhammer shit instead
>>43750448same
new >>43750704
