>meet fren from discord>we live near eachother>hes a femboy>we get super close and start meeting up>one night we start drinking>one thing leads to another and we're getting handsy>he goes to the bathroom to "prep">he comes back, im diamonds>I slide my dick in>feels like a ring around my dick>Start pounding away no wrap>hes moaning>eh it feels ok for me>pull out my dick>LITERAL WATERY SHIT ON MY COCK>Shit has mixed with the Lube and is now leaking out of His ass>it fills the room with a Strong smell of Shite>He leaked poop all over my bed>I run to the bathroom to vomit>*PUKE*>my dick is still semi hard>look down at it>"oh my fucking god">tiny small bits of white string on my dick>Tiny small bits of White String moving ALL OVER MY DICK>kicked that mentally ill freak out of my Flat>spend 3 hours in the shower
where is picrel from?
pussy installation surgery pill
You deserve that
>>43756338 Your bottom needs to be prepping better because there shouldn’t be shit coming out of his ass.
does this really happen bros?
>>43756385yes. i was the femboy
>>43756368That doesn't exist
>>43756338Yeah I mean I still enjoyed it for what it's worth. There were times where she would spread her ass and gape to blow excess gas out and that hot rancid rectal smell emanates from it. There were a lot of times when I actually wanted to stop to go home and shower, but I kept going without telling her to get her off first. No Regerts, but I've gone back to pussy.
white string? this has never happened to me
>>43756384My ex was very thorough with it and you can still get a whiff of whatever is deeper in there
>>43756338
>>43756402SRSpill
Posts like these are made up and a psyop to make bottoms become vegetarian and too paranoid and self-conscious to actually enjoy sex.>t. vegetarian paranoid bottom
>>43756338if you get "the ick" from anal sex then you're a fucking dumbass. what did you expect? stop watching fake porn and stomach reality. what a fucking nigger.
>>43756453Retards be out there thinking 2D femboys are real.
OP posted a tranny, not a femboy.
>>43756453>ummm sweaty it's YOU'RE fault for being disgusted by my disgusting shithole
>>43756338>>43756419if they leave the bathroom not 100% sure they are clean thats on them, if I can tell I didnt diet properly for anal the last few days I just dont have sex like wtf im not gonna leak poop on the floor / bed??You can definitely tell when you are like perfectly clean and when you arent, if your bottom made the decision to still fuck you while not having that confirmation they just dont care about possibly getting shit on stuff
>>43756492>being gay is so natural i need to go on a diet to stop feces from spreading around when having sexYeah no I think ill just stick to oral.
>>43756581because everyone knows no natural foods have fiber
>>43756581Retard idgaf if its not natural, I enjoy anal sex and there are ways to do it without getting shit on things.So ofcourse im going to do that
>>43756448All bottoms should be fibermaxxed and veganified to better serve their tops at a moments notice.
>>43756581The natural human diet was likely wayy higher in fiber that modern western ones, large amounts of fiberous low calorie plant matter, we're talking like 150-200g of fiber possible
>>43756486who is it?
>>43756338lmao its been a long time since I last read this copypasta
>>43756749I know the wormy copy pasta is a classic
>>43756461>>43756491how stupid are you people? i made it absolutely clear that shitty sex is hot
>>43756981No thanks
>>43756448I don't know what the fuck to eat to be honest. I avoid the greasy and spicy stuff. If i eat too little fiber i'm constipated and only poop like twice a week. If i eat a lot of fiber there is too much fucking gas and it becomes too loose and not everything comes out at once and there is too much left behind after every poop. I've only tried this with natural fibers from meals ans fruits. Idk if going high fiber and then adding psyllium husk on top would help much with the consistency but there would still be lots of gas and it would be disgusting. This is too hard honestly
>>43756413Take the tapeworm threesome pill anon
>>43756338>hole where poop comes from>looks inside>poop
>>43757657Skill issue.
>>43756428holy shit its a fucking repost.
>>43756338wow, the Parasite Pill is real
>>43757242actually probably roundworms from eating out a dog's asshole
My experience was the complete opposite:>meet asian femboy on discord>pick him up at his parents house>drive a half hour to my place>he's rubbing my dick the whole time>halfway thru the ride he pulls it out of my pants>starts giving me road head>a little awkward cause i drive a shifter car>i rub all over his butt>we get to my place>he goes to prep in my bathroom>takes a shower and cleans out his butt>watch seinfeld in the meantime>he comes out in some thigh high socks and a thong>carry him to my bed>throw him in it>put a pillow under his butt>lube myself and him up>plap for 5 minutes before i have the best and longest orgasm of my life>pull dick out its clean>he cleans it off with his mouth and sucks out the last bit of cum
>>43756428OP being fake and gay aside, I miss the days when trap was the usual term instead of femboy.
>>43759807Fuck that's hot. I would kill my mother to watch a femboy service a sweaty horse hole.Imagine a 19 year old femboy naked in the forest making out with a stallions shithole.Shlooorpp shlaaarp!! Mhhmmmmm <3Slhlp Shllip Huff hufff...
>>43756338reused greentext write something original faggot. great test to show that 99% of the people here are newfags though
>>43756338you deserve that for meeting a femboy
>>43760857Bruh...
old pastaif there's liquid you're either eating a yank diet or using too much volume of water at a time when you douchewashing with shaving foam, minty toothpaste, and any skincare wash containing witchhazel, in succession, gets rid of any shit smell, probably not good for your skin though so avoid doing that often
>>43760714still crazy that he wouldn’t do all the prep beforehand. ideally i’ll fast 72 hrs in advance and do the majority of it during the two days beforehand
the dreaded poopdick...
The solution is to prep your bottom yourself. Inspect their asshole with a flashlight
>>43762362Please don't put toothpaste up your asshole.
>>43762883surely they meant around the hole not in it
>>43756338You whore! I knew you just retold this >>43756428 greentext. Shame on you OP (Fag).
why will fiber meme never go away? fiber makes it worse. literally indigestible particles filling your gut for bacteria to feed off and even they cant digest it all.
>>43756367looks like a tardmaxxing Dr. Seuss character
>>43763097Not being fully digested is part of the mechanism that helps dingdong
>>43763097I eat over >120g of fiber a day and I don't even need to prep love, it works once your microbiome is developed enough.
i need srsi need srsi need srsi need srs>>43756368real>>43756438real
>>43764484genuinely how do you eat that much? like can you give an example of your avg days diet?
