do boymoders often experience the wrath of god?
>>43757356I fear for the stench you must radiate mr boyslopper
>>43757358Boymoders strangely aren't very stinky despite wearing hoodies in summer
>>43757366I feel like you arent a boymoder but a john 50 obsessed with ai images
>>43757356God hates boymoders and punishes them by making the weather too warm. He wants boymoders to girlmode instead
>>43757356retarded ai.
>>43757378this is good boylore.
only schizo's believe in god
>>43757356Many say that God is a boymoder! :OIt is written in the scriptures!The boyscriptures!
>>43758436hehe, very ancient :3
>>43758703I'm glad we're finally addressing the spiritual needs of /lgbt/! Some of the anons on here need our holy direction! *nodnods!*
>>43758835:3hehe sorry i feel a little poisoned
>>43758852>immediate mommode!What's wrong? What did you eat? Do you have enough water??
>>43758868not to worry. just after stuff about my dentist stuff. completely normal.
>>43759004Ok, good! You're very important, your health is also important to us too!
>>43759048you are very important too!!
>>43759390Also a lucky bunmoder can protect you from the wrath of God! uwu *nods*
>>43759516yay
>>43760348w... would you play this video game? :3c
>>43760379how cute. :3but what about a nekomoder inn?
>>43760379or this?too cat-like?
>>43760450>>43760458They're both super cutiepie!Do they break into your room at night to sleep on your bed? X3
>>43760500>wake up in the inn>see thiswwyd?
>>43760608Well, of course I would recognize them as the Innkeeper, due to her distinctive thick black hoodie with gender label!And look at those adorable little paws... aw....Anywho I would probably panic a lil, but then realize she just wants human warmth and protection... where do cats sleep, at the head or at the foot? My dawgs would always sleep at the foot, hehe. I would invite her to schnooze closer :3
>>43760646cats love to sleep with humans :3honestly not to come up with too much boylore but i think nyanmoder inn sounds very romantic :3
>>43760741I wonder if she goes crazy at breakfast and eats all the bacon and drinks all the milk in the kitchen X3 Do cats like bacon?But yes, nyanmoder inn sounds like an ideal place to schnooze :3
>>43760787cats love bacon. they love anything meat :3
>>43760787>come out of the rain!>we got warm beds and warm food>don't mind the hair tho..
>>43760886>shlorp shlorp shlorp shlorp uwu>h... hey... how's breakfast coming along?>HISSS! D:<
>>43760915ooooh you know I find rain comfy X3
>>43760933you probably want the attic room by the chimney then? :3
>>43760953So I can hear the rain on the roof? Yes! ^~^I hope nobody is batmoding up there...
Ok, gonna nap.... Good night! ^~^/
>>43760983>>43761474>stares...>nyeh hehehhe>(she's a fruit bat)
>>43761529>peers out shyly from the shadows!Oh gosh I hope I don't scare her! *drags u to bed for shleep* uwuOk night night for real!
>Order a "boymoder mouse" from temu since I'm a boymoder>Finally arrives >There are actual mice in there wearing tiny hoodies >YAYA Where's the cheese?! What do I do? I've been scammed! My mom came in so I hid them in my closet but I can hear them squeaking right now
>>43761774give them a shoebox to live in and feed them cheese.let them watch movies on an old phone you might have laying around, it's like a movie theater for them.
>>43761988>some have 2 tails...
>>43757356i love moders. i hope nothing bad happens to them.
>>43760450I love dis stubby little catmoderWhy does she need gloves doe?
>>43763491she's also a biker.
>>43760886>mlem
>>43760915nowhere IRL is as comfy as this catmoder inn looks, that's a shame. IRL it would be overrun and ruined within a week by Nigerians the government is paying to house (opting out not allowed for the catmoder who'd probably also be raped with an hour) :(
>>43761774afaik they only yaya when they find a cheese... so only feed them when the coast is clear!!
i know not the wrath of god, only the temptation of damnation.
>>43764058What?
>>43763491>>43763542:3
>>43767196Please add a mommoder in a sidecar, nagging her to wear a helmet and follow the proper rules of the road ;~;
>>43767218uh :3idk :3
>>43767237Yeah! Yeah!! Make her be safe!!! >__<motorcycles are so dangerous ;~;
>>43767237Based catmotormoder is gonna eject her mom during the ride.
>>43767240>reward for passing the safety exam :3
>>43767244catmoders love their moms
>>43767254Punishment for failing the safety exam!!! D:<Fifteen minutes in the study box!! D:< D:< D:<
>>43767268cats love boxes tho... ><
>>43767285While they are safe from predators (boolies) in a box, they are also unable to boss humans around!
>>43767298hehe :3
>>43767324I'm glad the mommoder is properly labelled, too X3Ok time to shleep, take me to bed pls :3 *dangle* *smug*
>>43767349>That soft sand crunch as she approaches the fisherlady >"FEESH PLS"
>>43767357more like FEESH NAO D:<
>>43767349hehe good night :3
>>43767406*lick* :3c
>>43767412sorry this one came out silly :3c
>>43767815AW CUTE!!! X3
How are you allowed to post.
>>43768551I allow it as AI boymoders are cute
>>43768534purr :3
>>43769726HEY LITTLE CUTIE!! X3I went outside and saw a puppy today :3 ehehe... it was a mini goldendoodle :3
>>43770075magnificent :3sounds very cute :3
>>43770235Looked kinda like this lil guy, hehe... I gave him a pet and he rolled right onto his back to get belly rubs X3 You know they're really well loved and taken care of when they do that :3Das a cute nyanmoder btw.... look at her on her little smartphone that looks like a tablet X3c
>>43770309that's so lovely :3*bark*affection of an animal is the best.
>>43757356"Being a boymoder" IS the wrath of God. Knowing what you want and being so close but being kept from it by fear is divine punishment. Once you have properly repented, your fear will naturally disappear and you emerge from the hoodie cocoon a beautiful girlmoder.
>>43770449d... do I need to see the pope for that? ;~;>>43770406Aww look at this chubby little wiggler!Btw, flamin' hot doritos are quite shpishy :3
>>43770492boymoders love spicy food tho :3
>>43770778Dats true...Ok I feel a nap coming on, everyone who's shleepy get on the boytrain.... next stop, bed! ^~^
>>43770800have a nice nap :3
>>43757356yes. very often.
>shark :3
>>43761988no wayyy I want a refundI tried shipping them back to china but the package just arrived back at my house
>>43770970This is some kinda evil sheep
>>43770800How does she fit doe
>>43770235Stupid fatty catboymoder with her stupid catpad
>>43776813shes doing her best ok?
>>43773842I think they think I'm their mom now ;-;
>>43777252you now need to take them with you where ever you go
>>43777246Aww there's a little PAW X3 X3 X3>>43777395Very lucky, mouse will be ur frens forever ;~;
>>43776813;~;
>>43777718yaya! :3
>>43777718
>>437788574 yaya!>>437789025 yaya!! X3That looks like a nice piece of cheddar, too :d
>>43779582>cheese loot :3
>>43779715I was wondering when they were gonna find the confidence to >:3>:3
>>43779920chiz :3
>>43779920
>>43780555omg look at these precious little mousemoders... I must protect them...Uh oh, is that the wrath of cat??
>>43780682>:3
>>43780869aww don't be scared, she looks frenly ;~;Also that's a REALLY cute mousemoder... something tells me I only need 1 guess to name what she keeps in that little satchel X3
>>43780928sometimes nyanmoders can be quite intimidating...
>>43781115Yeah! You don't wanna mess with this little nyan! You'll get all sorts of claw marks!!
