I am the transbian version of james bond
>>43757770Suicidal raging acholic who molest women?
>>43757864Well, neither of those. Im just cool and witty and secretive
>>43757770what's your catchphrase?
>>43757916Roofied stirred, not beaten
>>43757916Sure,Bar tender "what will it be"Me "(any drink), ice cold glass bottle, unopened"
>>43757916"Jond Bames is the name, and whipping out my MI6-approved princess wand in women's rooms is my game!"
>>43757770>bragging about being a state assetkys
>>43758130>Drinking bottles instead of draught beerPathetic, just stay at home until you mature.
>>43758179nta but I like vodka or everclear
>playing the new james bond game>the recruitment scene>MI6 lady: we are going to rape you until you die then we will pretend we never heard of you>Bond: Sounds good, I'm in.Why is he such a bottom?
>>43758186Clear spirits are pretty LGBT coded so that works!
>>43758154>princess wandI knew lesgeners stalk my threads>>43758179I dont drink alcohol. It would be coca cola. I like the bottle cuz.. well reasons
>>43757770You are a sissy with a tiny cute clitty who needs to goon to sissy hypnos for mommy!
>>43758543Don't forget the diaper! Diaper sissies are the best! Goon into your diapers, little ones! (・ω<)