milhouse

my memes were lost to me, when i was but a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo5CILhgvT4

ive decided that anyone that talks about their wife is a loser that cant make cum. i am full of jealousy and hatred, but i can make cum

i can make cum AND i have a wife

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prove it. cum right now.

>>43777161
dm me

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>>43777164
what? ok drop your wechat

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I produce literally no cum anymore at all since I started 5ARIs
and I have no wife

>>43777174
same except i produce clear despermified simeon

https://youtu.be/zj42VxE9k2Q

>>43777244
unironic banger

>>43776979
was walking through a convention the other day and a table of alt afabs loudly exclaimed "Fuck I hate men" as I walked pass

It probably wasnt at me but it felt like they were looking at me

I am so NGMI that I make afabs wanna kill me...
its so over... 6'3 chubby man save me... watch anime with me and let me cuddle up on your chest... no chubby man wants weird fagboymaxxer only cute boygirlthings, while i alas am a boygirlthang

yeah i took my meds but i think i'm on the wrong ones

i just signed something with my initials instead of my real name cuz its extremely male and it feels weird to write it

>>43777300
that's your best meme?

>women can say they hate men but i can't say i hate women
>women can hurt me but i can't hurt them
>women can slap my ass but i can't slap theirs
>if a woman is assaulting me and i call the cops, i get arrested
all women rape all men totally #YesAllWomen

it was a MAN who assaulted you when you called the cops, bigot
also you're literally a woman fuck you

why are you here

>>43777301
that's because you're not a real man, unlike me. despite years of estrogen i prefer men's clothes, i prefer my male name, and i have hair on my chin despite numerous laser sessions. my masculinity is infinite

why are you here
fuck you

shut up and let me pay for more of your laser sessions you drama queen

>>43777358
i live as man im allowed to use my fucking initials ok ive never been shed in my life except by other trannies

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>>43777358
let's be friends

>>43777313
no i'm using this board as a public suicide note
>>43777363
you never paid for any of my laser sessions, too busy rolling on gacha games and jerking off to actually look after me

you can pay for my laser sessions if you want

>>43777381
i mean u could try losing weight and see if you look better before you rope

>>43777381
you got the wrong ma'an, I'm allergic to gacha and barely jerk off once or twice a month at this point

lock in fuck nigga

I wish I were allergic to gacha I've spent like 5k on genshin and 10k on black desert

>>43777432
literally how

>>43777432
RETARD

>>43777345
she's here because she has terminal brainwormitis

>>43777432
cowbot

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>>43777439
hey what can I say I like some pay to win games
and I LOVE WINNING
>>43777443
I got what I wanted out of it, so what does it matter B)

watching better call saul with my wife and im deathly afraid to reveal how many drops i would have spilled to kim in the last year if i had any sexual desire or if i was 14. i love my wife and kim is fake

i fucked her and kim btw

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me and who?

please stop fucking my wife.

>>43777474
how often do you visit your wife's grave

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I should grow out my hair and get an awful sidecut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9rmnE4tmZw

>>43777555
checked + I used to live with a chick who would always flip all her hair over to the side and it looked fucking insane but if you got an undercut that could be fire

she's not gonna fuck you

she fucked me though

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I'm just gonna start fucking my body pillow I don't need anyone

i fucked her body pillow

na i love you come be with me :)
and neetadopter KILL YOURSELF

does anyone want a free gf?

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>>43777581
gomen

>>43777641
omg meee

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I hate everything

>>43777363
ok but only if you can be chill and stay calm and not expect anything in return and not freak out when i don't meet your expectations on texting you back constantly and kissing you on command

got soap in my penis. had to come clean. get it?

>>43777706
I'm working on it so I can try at least, and I never expected anything in return to begin with, at least as far as material things like that...

>>43777651
Hi

what if as I lay dying were called as I boy moding and they were all boymoders

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>>43777803
that would be heccing epic

FREE GF HERE GET YOUR FREE GF HERE

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men are disgusting BUT what if kira and L kissed and I watched while jerking off

ok i gotta give it to you on that one

>>43777786
hi can i see your cv

I, as I lay dying
Upon the sword, raised up my hands to smite her;
And shamelessly she turned away, and scorned

what are the most expired eggs you would eat

>>43777860
It's completely empty..
I've never been anyone's gf before..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0wbyQRRQJA

>>43777879
so long as they don't look or smell funky and pass the float test I'd eat them

FREE GF GET YOUR FREE GF HERE
ICE COLD GF GET YOUR ICE COLD GF HERE
COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE

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>>43777894

>>43777906
why is she ice cold tho

>>43777912
cuz im ice cold like gucci mane
im the manmoding guwop

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>>43777873
nerd

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>>43777990
¿who is this cute Lesbian, and how tight is her P-Word?

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so im taking a gel with 3mg to BALLZ but half the days im lazy and get like 1.5

and im very depressed i wonder if its related to low hormones or unstable hormones

the issue is im cis so if i take more i get even more depressed

consider eating the gel

damn who would have guessed nobody wanted the free gf that everyone else also didn't want

and what nationality is the free gf

>>43778183
naturalized american

they made flags for something fake like hrt femboy but not manmoders

>>43778212
moders don't even have a flag

the fact that "cis men on hrt" come to this general or straight up agp psychos instead of say mtfgen or boymode general if it even exists shows that our male appearance places us in category closer to cis men not just physically but conceptually even to those who are well aware we are just as trans as others we just dont pass

i'm so lonesome it's pathetic

woke progressive troon

just kill me

shut up

living is so annoying

anyone want to *ill a fakemoder?

yes i hate fakemoders

>>43778365
ok, how can i contact you to make arrangements to "fill" a fakemoder?

>>43778377
disc add me

>>43778167
gotta be more specific in your self-advertisement

>>43778400
specific how?
and for what? so i can be made fun of and turned into a lolcow for wanting to be loved?

have to wake up early tomorrow but still staying up to paint my nails and watch inuyasha award

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>>43778421
idk like any details other than "free gf," not sure about the lolcow bit since I'm literally chris chan

free gf, im old and browb
will cook clean and have sex

im the only eu moder

after closely examining my third boob, i found two small holes right next to each other. is it actually a spider bite? crisis averted?

i fucking love sucking the cute, feminine, sapphic cocks of hairy, sweaty, strong, violent, criminal, political extremist, terrorist lesbian men. with their balls in my face

i'm going crazy

as an ethical rapist, i appreciate and wait for consent

i wish i was attractive/passing enough to be raped

well you dont have to be attractive

ok

i need to be topped lovingly

i can’t do that

fine consensual ethical rape then

no i get nervous i’m not built for this

i tried to help out with testing some hrt logistics but i scared them away or they just think im disgusting and weird. probably both. oh and my hair is extra fried recently f m l (×_×;)

>>43778528
im yuropoor

too scared to book a haircut award

its a haircut.

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[TW: antisemitism] walk into a salon and ask for a haircut. then use your arms to squish your boobs forward by bringing your wrists together in front of you. they'll give you a women's cut but you can pay the men's price. #JewingOut #Jewmaxxing

little jew...

>>43779086
me too
and too scared to paint my nails
and too scared to do anything resembling transitioning

>>43777555
i’ve never really understood trans women who do deep side parts, i feel like it highlights the forehead/hairline

wearing female underwear while having a bulging p*nis is an atrocious tragedy that i could never do to myself, thoughts?

>>43778219
>boymode general if it even exists
it doesn’t. no one ever uses it when it does

damn what i would do to be someone's gf
i'm probably gonna join a polycule at this point
if you can't beat em, join em

getting a gf is pretty easy

ive had a few gfs, this year. lol yeah i guess i just have been one to kind of bounce around. there isnt a woman on earth that can make me settle down, i think. but i need to get some motion sometimes, and it's a lot easier if the chcik trusts you. happy dog dont bite am i right lol
my discord is secret

>>43779581
i'll join your polycule

my polycule fell apart because the dog girls wouldn't stop fucking and our eldest member sam got miserably jealous and threw all of my stuff off a balcony because i told her to get a job instead of posting and jerking off alone all day

>>43779788
that's bullshit and you know it Araria, you played apex all day and never did a dish in the 3 months i knew you. you can't even get it up anymore and your barks were easily the least cute. fuck YOU

>>43779651
get i get a tutorial

>>43779037
lets frot?

i once frotted with a girl three times my size, as i have a small penis. but i also enjoy men that are drawn, as i have multiple interests

ive never even talked to a tranny

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outed myself as a junkie last night to the only person i care about lmao

>>43779991
i frot with my mom sometimes

>literally just 2 or 3 people asperging

i'm a gay retard

asexually assaulting mcdouble

should i vote yes or no on the upcoming "put trannies in woodchippers" bill on my state's docket?

you are not in control of the government's decisions and believing so is ignorant and childish

>>43780456
so i should vote yes?

>>43780437
euthanasia sounds so nice. no more dealing with you smug shitheads.

>>43780437
are you a man? men shouldn't vote

>>43780437
That depends, have you been made mildly uncomfortable by the existence of an ugly hon sometime in the past 48 months?

>>43780474
i'm a manmoder, hence my posting in the manmoder general
>>43780518
in the last 48 months no, but it has happened before

>>43780437
I wanna go feet first!

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I LOVE being woken up by homeless people and construction

if you wouldn't eat a moder's ass, you cannot consider yourself a moder

if you wouldn't eat a mcdouble you cannot consider youself a moder

i wouldn't eat any person's ass does that mean i'm not a person

you are what you eat

>>43780970
yes

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i m such a trucel manmoding truecel chudmaxxer ugly boy chad + my side profile is grotesque + i hunch + im fat

same + my dick is small + it can't get hard

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same + I'm a gay retard

my dick is normal sized and it gets hard sometimes

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my dick is actually pretty normal and it can get hard, I just have trouble cumming sometimes...

I fractured my penis by grinding against the bed

my penis is three inches smaller than it used to be and it gets hard twice a month max and this is pretty great minus having less tissue for surgery

>be me measuring my shoulders
>phone vibrates, look at screen
>lateshit friend texted me that she’s measuring her shoulders
Kek. And I’ve been careful to avoid talking about brainworms around her too

i am aloof i have a big gock and i dress good

measure each others shoulders for accuracy

measure each other's penises for intimacy

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I am aloof until I get obsessive and dress like an overgrown teenage boy

>>43781155
I would but she is 4300 miles away

>>43776979
Why have a general for males who want to be females, but are afraid to live as women?

why do people post the same bait every day?

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I am transsexual and cisgender

>>43781259
this is the repository for low effort b8, whiny blogposting and shitposting.

im confortable manmoding but my face makes me ache which it shouldnt bc on god prima facie im a man

liv agar

>>43776979
The fuck is manmoding

>>43781310
to present in the mode of man

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>>43781307

>>43781319
What's so great about it?

>>43781319
The fuck does this mean?

nothing, it sucks, but what else can one do?

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>>43781330
>keep male social privilege (plus or minus visibly trans traits)
>no need to worry about voice training, clothes, pronouns or other aspects of social transition
>optionally work on these things in private if not out due to safety/insecurity
>still get to grow tits and hopefully alleviate dysphoria on HRT
it was the only way I could "transition"

>>43781336
what am i, a fuckin dictionary?

i am old and ugly, say with me

i say that to myself all day everyday

you should say something nice to yourself

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my tits are bigger than I expected they would be and I'm a cool motherfucker doing better than I ever thought I would in life

>>43781661
why? it won't change anything

there we go

marcille's boobs aren't that big i think that artist should be executed for slandering her

>>43781687
congrats

>>43781775
they could be bigger

leave her alone she's perfect as is

>fotm slop

i wanna grind down my whole fucking jaw i hate it so much

the universe will just keep rebootcycling and you'll manmode externally, squishy, soft, warm boobies under men's clothing

I wish the ICC were real

it would be could if love was real but everyone is out for themselves

i love my husband for real

>>43782213
same

MURZYN

pani kobieto kon nie wolno tak

>>43782607
czemu? T_T

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>>43782614
to ty teraz

decided to start growing my pubes out

byl obiecany 3 tysiace lat temu

decided to start growing my tubes out

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what should I get pierced next? no septum or snakebites

>>43782704
your peenus

>>43782704
tongue

>>43782704
your lobes because you're a girl tf

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>>43782729
hs ex wanted me to get a prince albert... seemed scary

>>43782735
tempting, not sure I'd be happy with the outcome or the healing process though

>>43782737
I'm a man, and I don't want anything dangly there, but I've considered plain rings/studs in the lobes if I could maintain some interesting asymmetry

>>43782704
prince albert

>>43782800
>>43783108
if a woman gets it it's actually a PRINCESS albert

princess alberta

what's the point

https://files.catbox.moe/9zo6wm.webm

>>43783319
was?!

>>43779673
this is so foreign to me since i’ve never had a relationship last less than a year and i’ve always had multiple years of being single between then

thats a troll

>>43783413
she sounds reasonable to me

i exclusively have sex with men because i'm a feminist

i need a safe(feminized) man

>>43783443
i don’t necessarily have a problem with it or anything, it’s just a very different existence than my own

i'm cheating on you

>>43783457
average bishit

i cheated her

i eated her

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life level anti-cheat

i am scared of women but i want to be one

you will be scared when you see mirrors

>>43783559
i already am

i’ve become Known at my polling location

do you like folk music

i've become known at the police station

i ate so much cake

have you or someone you know done any of the following?
>you peed in a park because it had no bathroom or the bathroom was closed at the time
>you shared your own noods on snap or omegle as a dumb teen
>a prostitute worked hard to seduce you, you said fuck it and paid for sex
>you had consensual sex on the beach, at night, under a blanket, when a police officer pulled it off and started shining lights in your eyes
>you were a highschool senior and had consensual, enthusiastic sex with someone who turned out to be a freshman but lied about their age
>you live in a small town, and just found out your girlfriend is related to you, but no one in your family told you
>you were browsing 4chan when a kid walked in without knocking and you didn't close the tab quickly enough
>you hugged a white woman and she got the ick
congratulations, you or your friend are now a sex offender
thoughts, fellow rapehons who've peed in parks at some point in their lives? or are you all good citizens here?

>sex with someone who turned out to be a freshman but lied about their age
giwtwm

>>43783728
several of those things are actually legal where i live, not that that makes it ok just saying

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>fucked my 17 yo gf when I was 18 for 5mo
>public fingerbanging/handjob in a busy park under a blanket
>exchanged nudes while both underage going back to 15/16
>peed in various parks
>browsed 4chan on public transit
yeah I'm kind of a rebel

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how does one stop being a khhv

>>43783801
no, you don't.
do you have any idea how immature and annoying highschoolers are?
>>43783830
i'll hug you. i've shaken the visibly dirty hands of mentally ill homeless people. as long as you don't smell terrible and aren't covered in piss, blood, shit, or cum, i'll hug you. i might even give you alittle kiss on the hand, forehead, and cheek, and walk around with you in public holding hands. what is your country of current residence?

>fucked a teenager at the age of 22

>>43783852
teenager can mean anything from 13-19. is this bait on purpose?

>>43783830
idk i have never and will never have sex

fuck me it's hot out and I forgot to close the windows before I took a nap

19yo is pestering me for sex

same

i fucked her btw

fucked i btw her

if you wouldn't make out with a rando you're a pussy

i like jacking off

had multiple 18-20yos in my dms trying to give me head a while back

>>43783900
17yo

19yo in my dms rn saying the lewdest shit i ever heard

benis :DD

>>43783822
i feel like the first is allowed pretty much everywhere. romeo and juliet laws and such, plus i think the age of consent is 16 or 17 in lots of states anyway

>>43784070
yeah, I know, but we both liked to joke about how much of an evil pedophile I was for those months (and I think she kind of got off on it?)

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>>43783848

HYRCA hyrce... HYRCA hyrce...
NAAAAZAZA NAZAZA
TRILLIRIVOS
TRILLIRIVOS
TRILLIRIVOS

pulchra tibi faaciies...
NAZAZA
oculorum aacciies...
NAZAZA
capillorum seeriies...
NAZAZA
o quam clara speeciies...
NAZAZA
rosa rubicuundiior...
NAZA
lilio candiidiior...
NAZAZA
omnibus formoosiior...
NAZAZA
seeeeemper in te gloriOOOR
NAZAZA
NAZAZA
NAZAZA
NAZAZA

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>we're going to make a law to protect children
>use it to bully children

browsing the local level 3 sex offender registry map for hot dates

>>43784095
me and whom?

>>43784078
hot desu

accidentally came on my own nutsack award

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>>43784163
me and (You)

sweet diabetic cum >>>>>

do moders prefer dielectric grease or the krytox 205g0?

i prefer poop and pee

>>43784314
dielectric grease for stabs and krytox for switches!

seconding poop and pee

>>43784314
dialectic cum of the perfect form of the Tranny

you cant use poop and pee as lubricant guys

recreating poop and pee from first principles

>>43784355
like hell i can't

>>43784314
I just end up getting a new keyboard every like 10-12 years after some kind of final fatal spill

>>43784332
Ding ding ding
And our moder winner of the day is! NONA!!!!

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>>43783728
>yeah, but it was a secluded area so no harm done
>I'm an incel IRL so no to everything else

i have to replace my keyboard 4 times a year on account of the ungodly amounts of semen i routinely spill on it

>not semenproofing your own keyboards

bnuy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAwsk8DUKoQ

priming my keyboard with a base coat of cum

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owo kawaii usagi

it's too bad people are antisemitic because i wanted to be antisemitic for a joke but realized it wasn't really funny because some of you people are actually fucking insane

poop and pee and cum

that would smell bad

i'm antisemitc from like a Marxist, historical materialist perspective so it's ok

what's it called when you hate israel but don't hate jews and like their silly music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o3FI_7bb6M

hava nagila is a bop

can i really be antiseptic if i like lou reed?

dreidel dreidel dreidel please fuck my ass i'm gay

>>43784560
normal

>>43784516
beak

I have white keycaps so the cum dont show

mopping the cum up off my keyboard with a naan and eating it

>>43784594
I have brown and yellow keycaps for similar reasons