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i'm only friends with men who platonically show hole
have you moved out of your parents house yet? why not?
>>43778498this post is a good advert for not living alone lol
>>43778498>gay people when trying to have a stable functional monogamous relationship, instead of banging every guy they see.
>>43778498been moved out since 20
>>43778577The dude kinda looked like a cute guy that used to follow me on Instagram that had a crush on me but he was way too instant and Im way too avoidant. It was ages ago but we still follow each other on Instagram and he posts pictures of himself and his boyfriend and they seem happy so there is that
thanks for updating us
maybe asmon really is among us
>>43778665So like 97% of the peoole here
>>43778638shiza is a beefy bear with stern demeanor
>>43778655this is a horde thread
they wouldn't work on your mug either
>>43778711i got second hand baldness from that part ooch
total shiza victory
>>43778728it fails constantly. this site is fucked
>friendlessgen
>>43778744A real man walks a lonely road.
>>43778759A real man drags his slaves by the collar.
oh she need it applied retroactively i traumatized that skank
>>43778768Insomnia from drug withdrawal is atrocious. The closest i came to topping myself was 4 weeks with no sleep doing a withdrawal.
>>43778611You want people to chase you, but slowly and carefully. Get over yourself sis.
>>43778768it used to. doesn't do it anymore for whatever reason
I'm not chasing anyone unless their age begins with a 1
Trans girls arent so bad. Especially the hung ones.
Mauds
>>43778800*and ends in 8!Sike
I get chased like once every 5 years. Yes it makes me very horny.
now that I think about it, I've never had a gay friend who was *just* a friend; I've slept with basically every guy I've ever been remotely close with - a few coworkers, tooI know I'm a slut but I've never really thought about it...maybe I need some actual, platonic friends
You can have sex with your friends. Straight people call their wife their best friend. And they fuck their wife (best friend) too. Normalize having sex with your best friend (male).
I would never fuck a friend. It just gives me the ick>>43778498Ya I moved out when I was 19. I wanted to move out at 18 but my dad wanted me to save money for a year
https://litter.catbox.moe/nbz2vj.mp4someday i'll do fun things like this when i get home from work
>>43778916that looks gross
>>43778853Never heard of this. Why would a cisman call a cismale their best friend and marry them instead
i will be alone forever, and i think that's fine as long as other autists on 4chan(nel) can relate to me.
I've fucked anons the first day we met irl before (forget about the apps) I don't think fooling around with friends is actually that bad
>>43778916handsome bottom, nice cock
>>43778983how do you know my high school nickname
>>43779009would top
ewish or talian?
>>43778946it's not 4chan(nel). anymore. dude
need more plushies
>>43779034dude i'm almost 31 nothing really matters anymore.
True?
>>43779045>dude i'm almost 31daddy..
>>43779057
>>43779047the hypersexual and true bisexual don't exist. 95% are the pederastic masochist (both at the same time) and 5% are AGP
>>43779061why are you always up so late anyway, don't you need to sleep
>>43779062Based
>>43779070today, well yesterday actually, was my friday so i was drinking a lot. i tend to stay up late when i drink and get sad, as you do.
>>43779080it's not good to drink alone, you should drink with a buddy (or a boyfriend)
>be me, 33>sub bottomc'mon boys, get your leftovers~
>>43779095wow it's so roomy in here
>>43779094i would prefer not to drink at all tbf. i think at this point i am far beyond fixing and cannot really fit in with other people, so unless i can find another person who is like me, i will be content with staying alone and unloveable. drinking buddies will never be able to relate to me and i will ALWAYS drink them under the table.
>>43779107>i think at this point i am far beyond fixing and cannot really fit in with other peopleDon't say that. You can always change
>>43779107wanna get drunk with a depressed bpd bottom? I average 2-3 bottles of chardonnay a night
>>43779132how hairy is your hole
>>43779132you think the pooner drinks anything but a can of bud light? lmao
>>43779107>cannot really fit in with other peoplethat's cause you're a homosexual recluse, it has nothing to do with being a heavy drinker. anyway, everyone's got a vice or two, nothing to be ashamed of. i would just be worried about your health is all, that's a lot of empty carbs, straight up wheat in liquid form. hows the trunk lookin'?
>>43779062which one is u
imagine not shaving everything below the neck damn
>>43778800101
>>43779132no not really. i used to do the 2-bottles of wine thing but the hangovers were way too bad. i hardly ever black out when i drink but chugging an entire bottle of wine makes me forget ever even opening the second bottle.>>43779127i'm going to change your face (by rearranging it [punching it repeatedly]).
>>43779173i don't shave above the neck either
post hole
good boys deserve hard cums
>>43779342i do
>>43779238Is this Skyrim
>>43779358yes
>>43779363Damn that's crazy
Dihh
I'm fading
a bottom should be almost completely hairless. a top should not shave anything. this isn't rocket science.
>>43779462just be straight then c'mon
>a bottom should be almost completely hairlessretarded
>>43779482no let him finish
>>43779477>>43779482if you see a gay couple and can't instantly tell who tops and who bottoms by the dimorphism alone you should go back to jerking off in the mirror, aap chuds. i'm attracted to guys because i'm tiny, lithe and know my place.
>>43779494I can't believe this guy met the president
u dont fully love big masculine men if you dont love their hole too
>tiny, lithe and know my place.exactly, retarded
>>43779501which president?
>>43779499>complains about aap>posts pedophilia
>>43779509shiza rimming dan all day every day
>>43779499post pole
>>43779522i said masculine, retard
>>43779520>>43779524
>>43779526dan is hypermasc, wtf u on, fattie
>>43779516>NOOOO HE'S BELOW THE BODYTYPE OF CONSENT IN MY MIND HE HAS TO B-BE UNDERAGED!!>>43779524it's small
>>43779536>dan is hypermasc
>>43779541what are you laughing about, hikkimori tranny lmao? have u seen men outside your laptop screen?
>>43779514The only one who matters
you'll buy colorful things to be flamboyant and gay about it, I'll buy colorful things so I find them easier. Like my fingernail clippers with a rainbow design on them or my brightly colored lanyard with my car keys attached to it. We are not the same.
I'm a bottom and I shave but I'm also femme so it kind of goes togethermost "gay" guys into me lean a bit bi, or have straight up told me that their son is trans and I remind them of him so gods know what's going on thereno normal gay man wants a hairless bottom
>>43779599>gods know what's going on thereyou know exactly what's going on there
I wonder how many thousands of hours of porn I've jorked off to over my life
slayer looks like this
I appreciate that they've stuffed the app so full of ads that the only route left is to turn the app itself into an ad
>>43779599You remind me of my son.
>>43779641we're using sniffies now wait no we're using meatmarket now
Grass has given me some of the most meaningful moments of my career
Have you seen that guy? He's on Grindr. He's literally on Scruff. He's on Jack'd with ads. He's literally on Growlr. You can probably find him on Hornet. Dude he's on Squirt. He's a Daddyhunt original. He's on Sniffies. You can find him on Sniffies. You can go to Sniffies and find him. Log onto Sniffies right now. Go to Sniffies. Dive into Sniffies. You can Sniffies him. He's on Sniffies. Sniffies has him for you. Sniffies has him for you.
what's it like being gay?
>>43779675>>43779599>>43779580
>>43779736So bored of nature
>>43779735french fries with mayonnaise
unironically if an older guy told me I made him think of his son while we were in bed together I might just call him Daddy and say 'I love you'
>>43779736Literally me
>>43779599I want you sis.
>>43779629>More beard shadow, stubble even>Those color shift sport glasses like PC principal wears, not the big skiing ones, the chuddy ones.> American flag bandana to keep the hair back>A miller in a coozie and a ciggy
>>43779774That makes me sick to my stomach irl.
You're like the son I always wanted to molest, anon-chan.
Humans need to nurture someone. If you don't have children you must have a pet to call your baby.
>>43779774A younger guy once called me daddy and I have never felt such revulsion
>>43779957congrats anon that's morning sickness Daddy got you boypreggers after all
>>43779988
>>43779994tops when they are lying about not being on pheromone suppressants
>>43779994I don't like these comics, because the bunny has the personality of a child, so it's cringey at best and creepy at worst
>>43780034p sure its drawn by a troon
men never judge women(bottoms) on their preferences, so stop judging us on ours.
my tummy hurts guys can one of you rub my belly i think thta would help please pleaaaassee >_<
>>43779986I think you just need a thicker skin, Daddy
Glup Shitto
this is not ey aye
>>43780034What's wrong with a hypersexual child in a relationship with an emotionally unstable hobo?
if a guy told me he was repulsed by my calling him daddy I'm going home and blocking him immediatelythat's not even close to being freaky, so no way is he going to be able to do what I need in bed
Feeling a bit husstussy
>>43780048Thanks I'm completely flaccid now
OH, GRANDPA! DO IT HARDER!
>>43780075What I say when I pull out and the bottom hasn't douched
>>43780090I blocked the guy who called me daddyFind jesus
>>43780104Jesus says you're gonna burn in Hell for fucking guys no matter what, dude; I think you're the one who needs to ditch Jesus
>>43780104There's no hope for paige
>>43779774daddy-son play is supposed to be ironic, not literal, you whore
>>43780090if u aint fucking a dog on kick i dont wanna see you, ugly tranny
>>43780111I could handle Jewish hell, it lasts a year and you get days off
>>43780115I have a poor relationship with my father, let me cope how I want.
>>43780044how fat are you?
>>43780090Aposematic as fuck
>>43780130Yeah I wouldn't want to spend time with my creepy whore son
>>43779619thrice a day for 15min average, say 300 hours a year, u being 33, thats 10k
>>43780133is this natty?
>>43780145nobody jerks off three times a day for 15 minutes
>>43780133>No cute tummy boyfriend to lift his legs in the air and help him do bicycles to unleash the tummy cramping farts and relieve him...
I honestly haven't jerked off in years
>>43780154Then die motherfucker die
my bf will be a middle aged software engineer stoner from portland
have you guys ever used one of those clone-a-willy kits on your dick to make a you dildo and jerked off while fucking yourself with the dildo of your own dick?I have. it was great
i had a wank last night. wanked it to a cocky blonde daddy with a mustache. it was a good wank and i'm good for two days now. i like to have my rest days after a good wank #selfcare #innerpeace
>>43780169dildos are useless and overrated. anal vibrators are better
>>43780146power steering
>>43780177they have vibrating inserts
>>43780148ehh... lmao? how about 4 times? amd every teen>>43780177exactly opposite is true
shiza is a paleolithic woman
>>43780169i've never heard of a clone-a-willy kit before and i had to google it to make sure that this was a real thing and not some cartoon invention because what is that fucking name
>>43780192>exactly opposite is truebeatles echte Liebe? O.O>>43780187sounds dangerous than a normal prostate vibrator. youre not supposed to have some 8 inches silicon log wriggling about like a retard in your rectum
>>43780211kys
>>43780227it's probably british. they love to infantilize words for some reason. its like "oi a kid in my neighborhood got a stabby-wabby, yeah and he died on his way to the tube"
Why is it that some of the most famous russians have lush facial hair, yet if you go to russia or any other slavic country for that matter, people can only grow patchiest facial hair imagineable
>>43780227it's genuinely such a bad product name but the actual kit is decent
>>43778498when i live by myself i get really depressed and think about going full anon hero. when i live with other people they push me to keep going and get things done. like when i live alone? i'll wait to do dishes until i've used up all the clean ones in the house. broke the door on the dishwasher from overloading the bottom rack. point being, i'll let the clutter build because no one is there to hold me accountable for the mess and i'm so depressed that rotting in the mess doesn't bother me.with other people i'll clean up because i feel shame and don't want them living in my wastes. so like this past saturday i was off so i vacuumed hand washed the floors and cleaned the main bathroom with the shower.
>>43780133bloated or tranny or both?
>>43780246Ask timur, a russian with funny patchy facial hair
>>43780263troon
>>43780169no, i would but dildos do little for me. let me see the cloned willy>>43780177vibrators don't do shit either
>>43780239explain this then
spawn was so cool..
>>43780274Lol he definitely acts like one.
>>43780306i loved him.. bring him back
There are no good pokemons anymore :(
>>43780375even jigglypuff?
no good bottoms either
I love bottoms. Bottoms are god's blessing bestowed on an undeserving world
>>43780384i'll jiggly your puff iykwim
I was gonna get incredulous because I'm a good bottom, but actually no, I'm a mess
call me a furro, i don't even care anymore
>>43780389>10 inch uncut hairy masc Bottoms are god's blessing bestowed on an undeserving worldyes
>>43780394i do know what you mean
>>43780415slut
>>43780401that's not how you use incredulous
would you still love me if i was a beetle?
>>43780451the beatles are all dead
>>43780455but the haircut will live on forever. icons never die.
>>43780451no. i could never talk to someone with that hair
There are 4 police departments, 2 fire departments, 1 ems, and 1 military base in walking distance to me.
>>43780461and how many lego sets?
>>43780469I don't like legos.
i knew he'd be back. they always come back.
This is your boyfriend now, happy pride month
I feel like my boyfriend and I may not make it cuz he’s lowkey addicted to porn and looks at other guys naked and it makes me upset but he don’t give a fuck. Even if i attempt to give him Polaroids/files of me naked doing whatever, he would still watch it behind my back. Shit hurts desu. We argue daily about it and he says to stop trippin but it does hurt ya know. It’s a daily thing , i catch him on it often when we are hanging out after we both get off work and i pick him up :(
i just think fat people are wrong.
I peel out the membrane of the shell. What should I do with it?
>>43780495eat-it
>>43780493Watch porn with him.
We have even made videos together to try and have him watch ours instead but nah he would rather look at other guys body. Funny thing is I would ball my eyes out feeling insecure comparing myself to others online , especially porn stars but then it just kept becoming a daily thing i just don’t care anymore. We would have hit 3 years next week.
>>43780508right? it's not difficult. watch porn with him and jerk him off or blow him. you sound like a jealous bitch like oh ehm gee he can't look at anyone but me! if he's not fuckin' them, who cares?
>>43780521It's so easy to segue into sex if you watch porn with someone.
>>43780534ya, so? take care of your man. you could be done in five minutes and on with your day, but you're making a mountain out of it.
>>43780494okay, then explain this
>>43780080What is it?>>43780375What about cheese string mascot?He surfs
>>43780574perfect dick slot between those tiddies
>>43780574grossthe body reflects the mind. fat people? they're gluttonous. they lack discipline, self-control, and integrity. you don't just magically get fat. you have to eat. a bunch.
>>43780515poor ugly bottoms
>>43780618>you have to eat. a bunch.not really, modern food is extremely calorie dense
>>43780618My mom would say they just don't know what foods they really need.
Did you not read my comment? He literally hides it and doesn’t want to watch with me. I don’t care that he does it, it’s the fact that it’s addicting towards him and that’s all he does now. It’s sad! If he were just watching it that’s cool and fine, but to the point where he’s hiding it is terrible. I just care about his well-being even after we end things. I know people can get addicted to porn really bad especially when they are lonely or start using stimulants.
>>43780618All the better for domming
male slaves are more loyal than your gay boyfriend. If you want a man to stay monogamous, put a collar and leash on him.
>>43780663you would know fatty
>>43780641that's oart of my point. they're retards. they don't understand the caloric content of different things. you'll have people go to starbucks and drink they're entire caloric limit for the day with zero self-awareness.
i want to have gay sex.
>>43780647Maybe it's weird stuff he's ashamed of
we got the hoouseeim demoing the drywall today because its smokery and nasty
>>43780478thanks for the update weirdo fag fuck
>>43780690thats not what you said, retard! learn to communicate, moron
>>43780678Thank you. :)
>>43780709you mistook volume / size for caloric density. a bunch of food isn't necessarily eating a pound of lettuce. it could be you had two cliff bars when one was enough.
>>43778711Beнди Уильямc
Heres my bf
>>43780303what a gross garbage pail kid dolldisgusting disgusting disgusting gross red sweaty little shiza!
it’s hard to believe that anyone but tsucker could hate thorny
I never comment about shiza. But recently i thought it's funny he is masc or trying to be, and anti-troon, but he literally has the curvy chubby body troons would die for.
>>43780816good bait
>>43780816It isn't, in fact it's the expected normal human reaction
>>43780823thank you, anon! you saved me a replyi just got a 60 bucks mobile phone data bonus, neato
>>43780647ill watch you!
>shiza. he is masc>or trying to be>and anti-troon>but he literally has the curvy chubby body troons would die for.
>>43780841guess it's time for you to yell at your phone at the hard homeless streets of modesto again...
>>43780848how do i shake that retard
Gaygen 2: resurrection of the venga bus
>>43780863i dont know but id like to see you shake dat ass iykwim
>>43780863You would shake it in my face instead, all that chubby goodness jiggling and vibrating right close by my face and seducing me and you throwing it back on chunky clear stripper heels and barely a two piece slut cow suit my fat fucking heifer
I wonder what sniffing/licking clean butt is like
ok w/e gotta level my shadow priest
>>43780889Like licking skin
>>43780890yeah sure tranny go play some pirated version of some tranny game from the 2000s for the 18th hour of the day
>>43780890Level up your irl character by eating a salad once in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MziYG12wto
>>43780984aren’t you a shitskin?
Oooh I'm seething so hard right now man.I live in an apartment and my living room is at the corner of the building and there's a balcony like 3 meters in front of the window. My mom came to visit last night and her dumb ass left the entire door to the hallway wide open and the fucking blinds up with her normalfaggot happy go lucky I love sunshine ass. It's warm now so I sleep fully naked. I wake up all bricked the fuck up and go to the bathroom to bust a quick nut. I walking fully naked with my 6 incher rock solid and as I pass the living room door I see my fucking neighbor smoking a cig on her balcony and she saw me fully naked with my boner on 100%, because I didn't notice the door was open and I didn't expect the blinds to be up, so I can sprint through and go unnoticed or just cover myself up.I'm beyond mad. FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>43780941im on retail
>>43781030how is you selling your body in cloth stores and coffee shop a part of this?
>>43781028who cares you are allowed to be naked in your home, if you weren't stroking your shit looking her directly in the eyes you didn't do anything wrong
>>43781059as in official servers, nice flag retard
>>43781061Yeah but she wouldn't think that. She'd think I'm cringe and did it on purpose. Women are retarded and self absorbed.
>>43781072ahhh ok got it. i still stand correct. why are you playing shadow priest that you won't be able to play it good? you strike me more as a devourer that that hit a button a second and play with his pussy on cam in due time
>>43781028Just apologize to your neighbor and explain the story about your mom. She will probably think it's funny.
>>43781084well if you see them often you can probably just say what happened and they would understand, if you are on speaking terms, I wouldn't introduce yourself with this situation
>>43781084Nvm you're cooked she thinks you're a sex offender and is probably right or will be eventually
>>43781105its tbc nigga, its a free raid spot to gen mana for arcane mages
>>43779735it's so elysian
>>43781116I'm never talking to this bitch ever again.Debaser also kys I'm not replying to your gay ass.
>>43780848What part is wrong
>>43781113Just lose some weight you fat fucking fatty lardtub pear-shape fatso. I think that would be funny.
>>43781138It's your life sis you're allowed to be an antisocial retard if you want>>43781143I am sis I'm starting retatrutide soon
>>43781138>Debaser also kys I'm not replying to your gay ass.Lerrem know
>>43781028You have been thrown into a harem anime, good luck.
>>43781138then just act like it didn't happen and move on, momma killed your relationship with your chain smoking neighbor T_T
>>43781028>sleeping nakedwtf is wrong with you. you're smearing your sheets with microparticles of shit no matter how good you wipe. i hope you change sheets often. weirdo
>>43781129omg you're such a stupid polich kurwa moomoo cow sukowa... retail is midnight, not tbc anniversary or mop or season of dickovery.... how tf do you want me to know anything if you dont even know what the fuck you're doing?
odds bike for an hourevens fuck it
>>43781174i gotta air out my vagine
capturando momentosfuckeando a mi pussieando
>>43781183well in the context of privs ppl use retail to just mean blizz servers
>>43781198I wish you could air out your vagene in my bed and let us smear partshitcals everywhere...
>>43781206install hallow instead you retarded slag
>>43781230
>>43781154Changed my mind, actually post your big fat butt worthy of big fat cock
any of you guys following the bricks n minifigs scandal?i just think if shit like that happens over lego's imagine how damning the epstein files are under all the redactions.
i want to cuddle
nominally i am a 60 year old man
>>43781329Nope ya blew it
>>43781358Still won, got your reply big fat plump slut
>>43781367And I got yours. Also I held frame while you submitted.
i was turned in 1803.
not the year. the creole restaurant in nyc. blew the maitre'd for a reservation to impress my then girlfriend. we're currently debating adopting a russian or a chinese sleeper agent.
>>43781407i think a great conversation starter is:>what's your favorite colori think a great conversation ender is:>what's your favorite color, of people
>>43781338>bricks n minifigswho? i don't know about your efriends retardswho?
seeing the new star wars but for free its just not the same without 60 people waiting outside with a tabletop roleplaying adventure in the parking lot
>>43781445you must be employedhttps://youtu.be/0c60CnipRUY
>>43781449hollywood needs to suffer a total collapse there’s no other way out of this mess
>>43781401
Walk a mile in these Louboutins
I don't care about pride month honestly, I just wanna eat spaghetti
I have to go to therapy i have ayyy ptsd and it is making me act weird I need a big man to protect me
>>43781449There's a new star wars?
i just think therapist are rapists.
inb4 new bait thread>>43781494for me it's radiatori
>>43781499I think he means the mandolorian thing
>>43781160That bitch is disgusting and she has a bf or some cuck situation idk.>>43781174I wash my ass after I shit, retard.
>>43781506If my therapist was a an exclusive rapist I'd honestly start getting better much sooner.
>>43781541>>43781541>>43781541
>guy is a self-proclaimed sociopath>people still think these people are in it for the better of societyare you guys just retarded? you really think sociopaths are reasonable arbiters and not just psychopaths power tripping?actual retardation.
>>43781520>>43781547just barely
>>43780999burn! i mean she is already burned
>>43781209>>43781282cute
what are some gay approved jobs? i live in the south so if i said ANYTHING about being gay in most jobs i'd get fired
