i need a boyfriend so bad but im so fucking antisocial that i know the type of guy that i want would want nothing to do with meits so difficult to find a man with a soft well-spoken voice, an interest in the same video games as me (or at least the will to buy them and play them with me), who is patient enough to handle a ramble about some random manhwa im readingi just want a boyfriend to call every day and text while i'm at work and flirt with. i want to be called puppy. i want a guy who wont mind me being insanely shy and will still treat me like a pathetic mutt when i ask. i want to play overwatch with him and have him call me a good puppy when i save him or heal him goodbut to get one i'd need to actually socialize and ever since my primary friend group dissolved i have been an asocial parasite
>>43780434i want to call him my owner and curl up next to him. i want him to tell me how hard he gets because of his girlfriend (me). i want to play games and have his sweet voice yap in my ear about destiny 2 or some shit and i want him to be patient when i get distracted or dont hear something right. i want him to pet me and hold me and tell me im worth it and that i make him happy. i want to make a guy happy.
>>43780434u can literally get this guy you dream off on 4chan if you look deep enough
>>43780485i know and i want to but its incredibly difficult to search because im so bad at social interaction :<
>>43780520>>43780434SEATTLE ?EATTLE?
That's a lot of work nona, best I can do is cuddle you and play Minecraft with you.
>>43780536no>>43780546deal ill make us a cute modpack and ill do all the farming and cooking and building. i will send you off into the mines
>>43780552plus if we're on a vanilla server you could just ask me to add a new feature and i will do my best to do so (plugin coding is my only hobby)
>>43780552Awesome just don't load the modpack with malware. I don't want to be featured in an Eric Parker video.>>43780564No way me too. PaperSpigot is my middle name.
>>43780580i love malware but i would never ever ever harm someone else dont worry (plus it would probably just be a modpack assembled from known mods)also thats so cool im a skript poser but its rlly fun making things in it (i dont have the skills for real coding)
>>43780589Java is really easy to learn. You could even take it one step further and try Kotlin, which is a JVM language but more flexible and reduces a lot of classic boilerplate Java code. I could teach you lol but i don't know if I'm a good teacher. The bukkit API is easy peasy to work with though.
>>43780623>getting clicker trained into learning kotlindeal. dc mestarienmestari
>>43780434same. thats the dream
>>43780633Erm I actually don't know Kotlin enough to teach it to somebody. I'm an oldfag who started learning Java a year before Kotlin 1.0 was released and then never really hopped on the train. Also wat country? Meow
>>43780685thats valid actually i shall learn and make you proudalso USA
>>43780693FUCK.Its always americans ;-;
>>43780693State? Physical requirements? Age limit?you sound cute I'd like to dote on you
>>43780767KY, cute voice, and probably around 26 though it would depend on how well we get along>>43780736NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>43780772I'm turning 26 in two weeks and I'm probably moving to a state next door to urs contact?
>>43780800mestarienmestari
>>43780434You sound cuteI volunteer (if by some miracle you live in or near France)
>>43780434im a straight man and i like trannies but i hate autist furries.
>>43782555I LOVE autistic furries
>>43782591i want a WOMAN and a partner. not a PET or MENTALLY ILL WITH THE MENTAL AGE OF A CHILD
>>43782644AND I WANNA CLICKER TRAIN A CUTE PUPPYGIRL WHO LIKES TO BE PET AND CUDDLED
>>43780434>soft well-spoken voice, check, according to others>an interest in the same video games as me (or at least the will to buy them and play them with me),I might indulge you if it's something casul enough, I've got higher prio stuff to do most of the time>who is patient enough to handle a ramble about some random manhwa im readinglistening to my gf get passionate about something falls squarely under "quality time" in my book - listening to an ex get her rant on about why official dialects should be chosen to be further away from most other dialects was pretty enjoyable, even if she was completely wrong in my ignorant (and thus objectively correct) opinion
>>43782668they are all gross neets who never wash themselves and smell of cum from jerking off on themselves all the time
>>43782740>>43782668I literally hardly ever masturbate. I have not masturbated since October, not out of some "challenge" but because I never felt like doing it. I shower twice a day.and I want to be clicker trained extremely badly
>>43782752you need to woman up and be a woman not an anthropomorphic animal. unless you see womanhood as a fetish
>>43782740I have a very promising career and I shower every day.>>43782752>and I want to be clicker trained extremely badlyI can help with that
>>43782768look I don't want to wear a fursuit or anything. I just want to be TREATED like a dog.womanhood isnt a fetish, but its just sort of unachievable for me. Im barely even a person at all.>>43782782how exactly do you do it?
>>43782804>how exactly do you do it?The "clicker" in clicker training only refers to the method for dogs. For humans it's any immediate positive reinforcement. My preference is definitely good boy/girl/goy, accompanied with some head scratches for good measure.Think about how good you'd feel getting rewarded like this after obeying me
>>43782850I get flutters in my chest just reading that. im so hopeless lol
>>43783845This can be your life with me :3Unless you're ugly/not my type, bc I only like androgynous/feminine peopleAND unless you're not nearby, bc my love language is physical touch and I'd kms if I got into an e-relationship
>>43784013>love language is physical touch and I'd kms if I got into an e-relationshipsame. im in a shitty relationship I want to leave rn and im not a cheater so fantasy will have to suffice. ur prob not in norcal anyway
>>43784093Just leave. "muh but I can't-" Yes you can, fucking bottom.>ur prob not in norcal anywayEvery day I wish for America to disappear off the face of the earth so I have a higher chance of meeting europeans on 4chan
>>43784127all Europeans are bottoms anyway to their governments. serf mentality over there. I wanna leave but I think this is the best I can do. im generally a bad partner
>>43784153like Americans aren't good little boys for their government either
>>43780434What kind of video games are you thinking?
>>43785802mostly minecraft and marvel rivals lol sometimes i play more than that but the majority of the time im just sitting around doing nothing
>>43780434i need a boyfriend :( i want to cuddle him and have him call me his good puppy while we play games together. i wanna play minecraft with a cute guy and have him tell me he loves me and defend me bc im trash at the game
>>43786294I could definitely call you puppy and pet you, might be awhile before I play Marvel Rivals or modded Minecraft
>>43786655the video games are NON NEGOTIABLE they are 70% of how i enjoy QUALITY TIME
>>43786660I'm pretty sure my PC couldn't run Marvel Rivals and it's gonna be a bit before I can get a console that it's on as well
>>43780434i want a cute boyfriend who looks like sunshine personified and i want to ragebait him in a video game until he pins me down and roughly fucks me while forcing me to apologize for everything and telling me he loves me
>>43787188holy shit
>>43787221it is a literal need up there with food water and sunlight. i need a cute boyfriend who is more than willing to pin me down, wrap his arms around me, and fuck me until i genuinely cannot move. i want him to Ruin me and then snuggle me and kiss me afterwards. i want him to go out and get taco bell afterwards because he loves me and he knows i like taco bell
>>43787273bruh why dont i get such mad skills in writing smut, coulda saved one of my relationships, didnt know how to respond to sexting, just froze
>>43787326oh god i cant sext or flirt i get so anxious that i feel like puking lmao im just really good at writing smut bc i know exactly what i like
so real D:
