>Be me (my dad)>Be 19, marry a woman>She tries to kill me>She files for divorce>Fuck... but she got nothing>Few years later meet a lesbian couple that teaches me how to give oral to a woman>Woman after women, have it all>Be 36, have a nice baby boy with a 41 year old coworker>Get married, raise son great, get him in gifted classes and scouts, no molestation, all is good.>Marry 2 more women, because snaketongue is a gift>CPS takes kid due to bed bugs>Don't see him for 5 years, he lives with my mom>Lose 1 wife (#2) to death>Lose another (#3) to her old love>Son shows up, informs me my mother died and left him everything, he's invited me and his mother to live in the spare house>Go full MAGA pipeline, Gays are degenerate, The immigrants are eating our jobs and taking our dogs.>Son gets a BF>Son starts HRT>oblivious.png>I couldn't be more proud of my manly son.
Anyway, I go bed nao
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