Anonymous
06/05/26(Fri)03:58:24 No.43810918

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Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)03:58:24 No.43810918

>be me
>twinkhon, but I have a shit ton of body hair, more like an otterhon
>can't afford laser other than my face right now
>takes like two hours to trim everything in the shower
>really don't feel like taking a two hour shower tonight
>decide to absolutely cover myself in nair like I used to as a teenager
>instructions say DO NOT RUB IN
>fuck that, use gobs and gobs and rub it in all over
>start the shower after about five minutes, it's working great at first
>three minutes pass
>everything burns
>thisisfine.png
>keep showering
>burning gets worse
>look at my stomach
>red dots like chicken pox all over
>look at my elbow
>red and raw as Satan's butthole
>there's a sore on my shoulder
>oh fuck
>scrub like a madwoman to get everything off
>shouldn't have rubbed it in
>keeps burning
>take showerhead and hose myself down like a dog that rolled in it's own shit
>still burning
>will not stop burning
>resign to my fate and get out of the shower
>mfw half my body hair survived anyways
>all that to give myself a full body rash

It's been two hours. I'm laying in bed and my elbow and tits are still burning.