>qott what's your favorite aquatic animal?Previous: >>43816106
>>43819315waterfall climbing cave fish are cool and very relatable
>>43819315I have always liked the flapjack octopus
>>43819372foreskinlike
For me, it's gotta be the remora, basically natures manicure.>>43819344Interesting I learned something new>>43819372This is cute
>>43819413gross
>>43819438Ur gross >:(
I like dolphins.
Methy has trifled with me for the last time. He still has not learned his lesson and continues to deliberately provoke me.I am therefore declaring Holy boomer Fatwah effective immediately. He has one hour to withdraw from The Gay General and signal his surrender. He is to be banished till the end of summer or my generous Second Strike protocol will trigger and he will be annihilated from orbit.Anyone wishing to make pleas for mercy upon him had better do it soon.
>>43819392Oh hello, are you the manatee anon I had a convo with a week or so ago? How are you doing, have you been up to anything, or are you just chilling at home? I believe the seal in the OP image is a seal known as Kroshik, who is Ladoga ringed seal which is found in only one lake in the world. Not a sea lion, again look at the ears they're holes not little floppy ears.
why are straight people so evil
>>43819483Nice. Yes, that was me. Sorry I put you to sleep with the babbling about the Miami Seaquarium.I think twitter is spying on me somehow. Since Timur the Great has taken sabbatical, I have few pandas in my twitter feed but now I am seeing more and more seals lol. I cant quite figure it. Coincidence perhaps.
ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR.
>>43819452Dolphins are one of the few animals in the world, that have been recorded intentionally trying to rape other animals. seriously look it up.>>43819502Without straight people, we wouldn't exist, would we?
My thread is losing to the chud thread (´;ω;`)
>>43819523Chill, junko enoshima
well the thread is mostly chuds
>>43819544Do you post in wpop?
There really is no gay or straight people. Its not some innate state of being. I cant believe we are still carrying this mind virus from over a hundred years ago. These are vaguely useful terms for declaring social conformity or rejection, but thats about it. Its just a statement about values, not some medical condition.
I decide which thread is which around these parts.
>>43819551post hole
emo gay bfs
>>43819550Nah. I don't listen to pop or go to /mu/
>>43819551Homosexuality is a daily choice of being gay. Heterosexuality is a daily choice of not being gay. It's an ongoing choice we make each day. Not a one time state. Not a one and done. We must constantly choose men everyday. And straights have to constantly reject men everyday.
>>43819560>>43819569
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emo gay slaves
>>43819589All emos are now like 30 yo sis
i listen to dream pop
>>43819576The whole premise is pointedly absurd. The whole idea was to goad people into doing exactly what we are doing right now, finding sublimative ways to discuss sex. Its why I say commercial porn is basically the same thing. Its one guy encouraging other males to think fixate on sex. Pushing it to no end is the problem, not really the incidental phenomenon. Its the constant encouragement of focus on vice. So if someone makes a choice to give up on traditional values, theres really no meaningful distinction. They can both go from a natural situational incidence to obsession with hedonism.
I'm not going to go into my homosexual gnostic esoteric diatribes tonight sis. Let me enjoy my Friday night in peace. Amen
>>43819507You didn't put me to sleep lol, it's just it got very late in my timezone and I had to head off to bed. I enjoyed hearing about all the stuff happening with the aquarium in florida, and the captive orca they had there. Seals aren't the only marine mammal I have an interest in. If it makes you feel better I did read the rest of your post in the morning (*^-^).
>>43819593We can have emo gay bdsm nights sis. Put on the eyeliner and nails and wear chains.
The only pop artist I listen to is yeule because she isn't super famous and she dresses alt https://youtu.be/k49ConNU3Dk
>>43819602post dream pop https://youtu.be/TqsHqY4oElU
https://youtu.be/IHNzOHi8sJs?si=_ZLHcXf-cGSEHD66I need a man to dance to this song naked.
>>43819642Thank you, thats very kind. I do tend to bore people though, its only natural for me here. Marine life is wonderful, especially mammals. There sure is a lot of other weird stuff out there though. Just the other day I was wowed by a video of a jellyfish. Theres always something interesting in nature. Every day I notice it. What always blows my mind is how old it all is, all these creatures.Im rambling again though. I will try to find another animal to post on this cluttered machine. I am presently distracted with the Fatwah and all.
We all know who the mod is in Here. The one that denies it the most
>>43819689He's literally me.
>>43819689Blue sea dragon slugs are so cute
>>43819647Girl I already wear nail polish and chains on the daily. The only thing I don't do is the eyeliner
Interesting. I thought at least pancakes would speak up for methy.It is the will of the people I guess. The die is cast, I wash my hands of it.T -35 minutes.
“Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant”
>>43819681https://youtu.be/Run47hZ0_xM
I want to emphasize that methy has been given a choice. He is to choose doing something else for the summer besides shitting MY GENERAL and finding peace in new pursuits of growth, or he is to spend it coping with a very uncomfortable living situation.Thats the choice, gaygen and suffering or the peace of home.
slow sperm injections
CODE VERONICA IS BACK >>43819573Someone posted you >>>/mu/130539504
>>43819836Wtf are you talking about now? My last reply to you was over an hour ago in the old thread and now i see this. Brother you got bigger problems than me.
>>43819875he looks so much better with a beard
>>43819875Sucking a cheese stick without shaving none the less lmao.
>>43819689Manatees are so precious. I'm really appreciative these lovely sea potatoes are not extinct. In the 70's there were only an estimated few hundred of them left. However due to protection laws, there are now around 9 to 12,000 estimated to be in Florida. (´▽｀)
>>43819315orca https://youtu.be/G7WGIH35JBE
>>43819889You are to signal your surrender to the terms stated. You said life was better when you werent here. Might be time to prove it. You are constitutionally unable to mend your ways and plan to be a cancer here for everyone forever.Second Strike will launch in T -15 minutes. Results will be posted tomorrow.You will surrender immediately or not, but you will make the choice. Drop trou, lower your panties and prepare to be boarded.The dread pirate boomer takes no prisoners.The dread pirate boomer is here for your hole.
>>43819900Thanks. I personally don't like it but it's probably because I'm not used to it
kissing samaelcuddling with samaeljumpscaring samael and then wrapping my arms around himcutting samael's hairgiving samael a foot massagepetting samael's hair as he falls asleep on my chestlocking eyes with him as we watch the sunset and telling him i love him more than everything on this world
samael x shiza
>>43819940Omg I had no idea it was so dire with them, just like Timurs pandas, only about 10k left in the wild.I agree, it is wonderful that we still have them at all. I was just reading about a local species of critter that went extinct in my parts from hunting. It was very sad to read.Sorry I have so few water animals to post. I am forever between hard drives and its just a cluttered mess of data. I have so many nicer ones but they are unreachable right now.
Methy has made his choice. I offered terms and he rejected them. After Second Strike is triggered, there is further room to escalate and I fully intend to use it if necessary. I havent even begun to deal this pain in my ass yet.T -2 minutes.
what in the actual autism is happening
>>43819955https://voca.ro/1aRbnsbT4YpC
Second Strike has launched.Results posted in https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/10515308/my-countdown
What is this roleplay about some guy being mad at that slayer guy lolCan yall just act like real gay men and just ignore each other?
>>43819940When I was a kid manatees were my favorite animal to see at the zoo in Colombia. Kinda sad they were not in the wild tho. Being trapped for someone's entertainment is sad
>>43820048Oh my autism!
sea tortoise!
>>43819999throwing firecrackers at samael while laughing
Petting manatees and seals is a crime here
kicking samael down a staircase
>>43820088>that lightswitchis this nigga a manlet or what
i wish my ______ was ______
>>43819946You posted this just to piss me off, didn't you? Man, orcas are bullies of the ocean.>>43820018Yeah wildlife can be very fragile, and humans are (mostly) to blame. Especially animals that exist on pretty much one island, they usually have it the most rough through history, like with the Dodo or the Island Wren. One thing that always makes me feel better. Is when an animal is thought to be extinct, but then is found only to still be surprisingly still alive. 2 examples that come to mind would be. The black footed ferret, and the New Zealand Takahe>black footed ferretIt was declared extinct in the 70's when the last surviving ferret died in captivity, and everyone thought they were gone for good. Until a farmer in Wyoming noticed his dog had brought him a dead ferret. Fortunately he recognized it, and notified his local wildlife services, and they were able to delist them as extinct.>TakaheIt's a flightless bird found in New Zealand, kinda like the dodo bird. It was declared extinct in the 1800s, which no sightings of it for 50 years. Until it was discovered in a isolated mountain range. In the 40s, and though breeding programs there is now an estimated 500 of them left.Stories like these make me hopeful that someday the thylacine will be found in the jungles of New Guinea. Although I'm very doubtful... it would be cool to see modern recorded videos of one.
telling mean things to samael and then wiping his tears off
One time when I was a wee little boyo I was kicked out me ma's house and when I had to use the loo I went to McGregor's bar, now McGregor's was a bar for tough men, not little ole me, but I left a foul stinker in their, cleared out forty miles and twice as many kilometers, and when they smelled it they all chased me and killed me with hammers and nails. Horrible innit.
triple squeak entendre bonanzawhat'd you expect
>>43820244shut the fuck up wanker
>>43820258Youse sound like a McGregorian... But I'm don't hold no grudges... Unless you want me to hehe.
Delta imagine him eating out your bussy
i think the reason you guys find actual politics boring is because you don't understand how the game of debate is playedthis one is pretty good:https://youtu.be/04t7LZthGoc
>>43820220Thats inspiring. I wonder if we will ever be able to grow extinct animals. They would have to be taken care of, of course. It would be cruel to bring back an animal that has no ecosystem to go home to and suffer the modern world. But at least we could pamper the individual critter with love.I always like this video. It shows a rescue being released, and he is torn between his caretaker and the wild ocean, and finally, after some overwhelming choices, decides to be free in his ocean home as a host of loving humans look on.
evens take a bath even though it's late at night and it means kicking our dog out of my room until I'm done with the bathodds go to sleep unbathed and likely have to wait several hours to fall asleep bc of sharing bed anxietydubs take bath and kick doggy out of room for the rest of the night so I can sleep
>>43820220>>43820301Also I should add, in regards to the Stephens Island wren.It was a tiny flightless songbird endemic to New Zealand. Though historically widespread across the New Zealand mainland. They were mostly wiped out by invasive rats, with a small number of them only being found on Stephens Island. However a man was stationed at a lighthouse on the Stephens Island, and unfortunately he had a pregnant cat, which gave birth. And the cats ended up wiping out the entire population in less than a year, since they had no natural defence against the invasive felines. Truly a tragic end to such a beautiful creature. If only he didnt have a cat, maybe they'd still be alive today, who knows?If hypothetically we did bring an animal back from extinction, it would probably be raised in captivity, until the researchers could find a sanctuary to house them where they wouldn't decimate the already existing ecosystem.
>>43820209I wish my shiza was shiza
>>43820377Yeah I love cats but get irate when people let them wander areas not meant for them. I had a shit neighbor once who would do this with several cats who were always terrorizing my poor squirrels, rabbits and birds.I had a rabbit last year visit, shown here, "Fat Bunny". But I think she died over winter and a new one came, but disappeared also. I notice the local hawk population seems to be flourishing a lot lately and suspect thats why I am seeing fewer bunnies and squirrels.
my internet friends asked me to post physique, is this en embarrassing picture, does it look too try hard?for reference, my internet friends are all lazy skinny folx (and straight) so standards arent as high as otherwise.
>>43820445computah you get a raise
>>43820445You look gay sis. Nice body.
>>43820411Thats a shame, I always made sure the the cats I've had growing up were always indoor cats. And as a bonus, it also prevents them from being chewed on by coyotes too. I think I'll take my leave from the thread for now. Although I might come back later, who knows? Regardless I enjoyed having this conversation with you. Have a relaxed seal. (´^ω^)
i'm sleepy
My younger sister made some fried boneless chicken with a beer sauce. I'm surprised how well it turned out. Since our mother doesn't cook she learnt all of her cooking skills from TikTok and our maid
waiting to see the husk nobody cosplays at DragonCon
>>43820670That looks really good. Looks like the sesame chicken that you get at a restaurant.
>>43820445Is this for real? I don't think your straight friends would appreciate you showing your bush. Like I don't mind but they would be weird out lol
>>43820545Have a great night! And thank you for cheering up the place with all the nice animal pictures. I hope you sleep well.:)
prime english twink done by a goddamn poodreadful state of affairs
>>43820703Right I was surprised, it even has sesame seeds. I saw her from afar making it and it also had garlic.She used a beer called corona here in Costa Rica, according to Google it is a Mexican beer. But the only Costa Rican beer brand is way too cheap so it isn't good. It's called imperial BTW
>>43820712its just a little bush...is it that big of a deal...
>>43820748he was half polish
>>43820748death to poos
>>43820749Mexican beer sells for a premium here in the United States too. It's always a few dollars higher than American brands. I like to use Stella Artois for beer batters especially for fish.
