Qott: what's your favorite candy at the candy aisle?>>43832522
>>43835195my cat killed one of these in my childhood. i remember finding its corpse
>>43835204What did you do to the cat
>>43835204https://voca.ro/1jkuc7d4iD6M
>>43835121>qottNone.Sweets are pure poison.
Im heemed meng
>>43835230Mate i can't understand you, are you speaking english?
>>43835121>QottEither cherry twizzlers or airheads xtremes, the like, sour strips.Lindors and the queen anne cordial cherries are also delicious
indian maiq mogs
>>43835240Bro eating a bit of chocolate isn't gonna kill you
>QOTTI don't consume goyslop. Now if you'll excuse me, the jeet at 7/11 restocked the forbidden zyn pouches. Thank God for Ranjeet Sukhamandeep.
>>43835253https://voca.ro/11py3GCGBKDl
>>43835225I don't care if people think I'm cool. I do what I do because I like doing it, I don't care about your cringe peer pressure. I'll make fun of your cringe army of /b/ indian sissies, I'll make fun of chasers when they're acting like reddit moderators or incels, and I'll make fun of your for shoving shampoo bottles up your ass while having visible tits and thinking you're better than the transgender women here. Like yeah, you're so cool, you're a self hating racist femboy who claims he isn't on hrt, I'm sure all the aryan super soldiers like you bro, you're gonna be let into agartha or whatever the fuck. A transphobic sissy who spends all day wearing women's clothes while chasing around for pictures of other trans women doing lewd shit. That to me in incredibly funny
>>43835121I like sour belts or nerds rope. Sometimes Twix bars. I don’t eat sweets very often tho
>>43835281my honest reaction
>>43835281Gotta agree.
Good morning boymoder flags
>>43835292You're such a nerd lil bro
>>43835281This is a trvth nvclear bomb
>>43835281Dawgy mogs
I agree with Rach, i don't think trannies should be fucking dogs. I am also surprised to see this subject brings such emotion out of Pablo 'Dawgy' Hernandez, i would love to take a look at her PC i bet the FBI would love it too
>>43835281Dawgy based, dawgy won, rach lost
>>43835330Many are saying this
>>43835281Orbital laser obliterated fuck rach. It is almost stupefying how he can't see the contradictions in all his bullshit.
while we're on the dogfucker subject, where's jennie? I'm boymoding today jennie, show yourself
>>43835351>rach lostJust like it lost its foreskin.Dawgy is the clear winner.
>>43835223i loved her until she was killed by a dog
>>43835121panda black licoricebut I'm mostly just obsessed with dark choco.. my favorites right now are the askinosie 77% davao bar and alter eco sea salt
>>43835366https://voca.ro/1oqJMs9GUZVh
I LOVE UNCUT COCK
I wasn't expecting jennie's voice to be so masculine
>>43835378Hey (if tranny)
dawgy is always the most based poster
Spent first night over gfs house since her friend moved in. Met her yesterday whens seeing gf for daydate, she comes down to join us for coffee. We walk around a nature trail, come back. Her friend had to go downtown and left for an hour. GF followed me into the bathroom and bent me over the counter, without warning btw kinda hot, so she could watch my face in the mirror. Fucked me slow and deep before pounding em out, my legs were shaking and she kept having to spank my ass and, " reposition that pussy for Daddy".I did prep work, she cooked all for us a taco night. Shit was amazing, mushrooms cooked down in a mole sauce and another pan of chicken and chorizo. She made banana bread from scratch and it better than bakery level.GF has an open apartment floor plan so we've sectioned off the bedroom with a curtain. She fucked me last night on our sides while the friend was asleep in the living floor, told me I yelped towards the end but I covered it with my hand.We woke up early just to go into the bathroom, fuck and shower and went right back to bed.
^why does this weirdo keep posting that?
>>43835362What color are your boxers today?
big fan of bottom chasanon
>>43835281Counterpoint: You are brown
Pulling a girl's pants down and seeing her cock flop out is like being a kid on Christmas morning.
>>43835431im sorry that happened to you. it wasn't your fault
>>43835431first trans girl i was with i was a little drunk and we were making out i reached down her skirt and expected a pussy but i felt a little cock was super hot
>>43835406they're BLACKI don't roach is gonna like this...............>>43835416counterpoint: you're a chicano meth addict
speaking of chicano meth addixts i wonder how beanboy is doing?
>>43835446Is the slayershirt guy the same guy as frogposter?
>>43835446Mine are black too with white stripes. Do you want to trade boxers? Like when soccer players trade shirts at the end of the game
>>43835446Dawgy I heard in another thread you've posted face before but I've never seen, can you repost? For old times sake :)
Kinda hot stealthfucking in a studio apartment
dinner :)
>jerking off while roomies think they're stealthfucking
>>43835469I forgot pic
>>43835485https://voca.ro/11badZUgbUtI
>TFW no tranny wife to make me appetizing meals
stealthfucking in an apartment while her bf (stu) is asleep
>>43835453frog poster is a FUB chicano also from LA I think>>43835458sure, mine are pure black with a little boymoder shark on it>>43835467is unsee working yet?
saved methank you
Eating mandarins, mandarins mog, mandarins are superior
sex is scary enough without being worried about getting caught
>>43835512wood
>>43835485Looks tasty is it pesto?
>>43835494ty :)>>43835512u escaped from situation. everybuddy is proud of u
>>43835281Very passionate speech lol. I envoked much emotion from you lol.
>>43835512You made it!! Good job :) is there a day 2 or have you survived the whole of the crucible
>>43835512sleep tight bronya
>>43835521Worry? It's her friend. We're not cheating or doing anything bad, just a touch naughty. At worst, it's some social awkwardness. My gf has dog dildos, knot and all, out on her bookcase. I think her friend isn't going to be prudish, it's about respecting communal space (by fucking softly barely out of view)
Why is the energy when you fug a tranner so good? It’s always so passionate I miss my tranner we did it yesterday then she blew me in the afternoon and then we did it early this morning
>>43835510Stealthfucking in bed next to "sleeping" stu.
>>43835524yes, pesto on slightly undercooked pasta
I think I miss /k/ lady.
i should kms
>>43835529
>>43835553We call that al dente baby
>>43835534I'm afraid it's not quite as passionate as you making love to a shampoo bottle thoughbeithowever
>>43835535free
>>43835572You're supposed to protect animals, not let people fuck them. Very shameful.
>>43835551i think u would notice i was awake..>>43835564i guess. maybe i just dont like al dente
>>43835511Respect
>>43835561Shut up dickhead
>>43835581Yes!! Yay!!! Here is my recuperation advice in pic
>>43835593https://voca.ro/1cK3WJRcleuE
>>43835555Why don’t you two start dating already?
>>43835598i ate 5 donuts this morning
>>43835598want gold necklace... researching doughnut
>>43835586Id make eye contact with you to make sure you were awake
>gets absolutely btfo>comes back for moreShe really is retarded.
>>43835601What an adorable little creature
>>43835584if I ever walk in on any of your romani people fucking a goat or something I'll make sure to do a blood rain dance, you sick fuck
>>43835546They used to be men, so they know what can please a manIt’s literally the most optimal a sexual partner could be.
>>43835618
>>43835609sleeper fatty radar going crazy
>>43835617>sheYea that goes without saying
i wear only occasionwear because for me every day is special occasion>>43835618its a gmail
>>43835624my butt jiggles when i walk and doesn't fit in my jeans anymore :(
>>43835598God I wish this was true.
>>43835638Can I see. Please
i want donut. tomorrow ill get donut. today i can drink chocolate milk>>43835615what happens if im awake
>>43835636I want one I miss having a dog
>>43835658you may not but thank you for asking in such a polite way
>>43835612I tried to find a pic in my camera roll and miraculously don't think I have one. This will be remedied soon.>>43835609Where do I send the gold necklace to
>>43835446>I DON'T LIKE YOU SO YOU TOO ARE BROWNlollmaoyap louder little doggy
let me see that fat ass of your in a thong bitch
>>43835661You can hold my hand while I fuck her. And clean me up after.
Sunday status: bedriddenHows yours
>>43835668oh um you can send it to my apartment i guess. i can put it with the others
>>43835682yayyy :D
>>43835683https://voca.ro/1jFHetwtVY3Q
Blaire talking to herself in the old thread lol
>>43835669show us your slayer shirt collection, chicanoshirt
>>43835701>>>/b/950064789#
women are nice to look at but i wouldnt want to have sex with one. i think this makes me cool, like yukio mishima probably
>>43835701I'm not whoever you think I am. I just think you're pathetic by being 32 (thirty two) and beefing with sissies on 4chan
>>43835719You rn. I think you're for guys (me) to have sex with anyway
>>43835723I'm a carnivore, I gotta have my beef
seeing people who are happy or look good causes me pain. they are selfish for doing that when i cant and i hope they all die and i die too
roach is gonna send out the /b/ signal and all the incels are going to show up lmao
She relies on bullshit about me to try and insult me lol. The only thing that's true is I put a bottle in my ass, everything else is bullshit she made up. She covers for her tranny cult, that's her job.
>>43835741shut up stu you have a 10/10 body pretty eyes and a really cute face it causes me pain that you are so dumb you can't see that
>>43835756We dont care buddy
I prefer my coffee blackwhat are your thoughts on this, ROACH?!?!
>>43835756But you are a literal right wing sissy who hangs out in these threads to creep on and demean trans women.
>>43835751https://voca.ro/1ft3MMYSFDrF
hello guys i'm painting house
>>43835756Racist, a gypsy, a repper, a middle aged femboy, and treated unjustly in chasergen. PICK A STRUGGLE, NIGGA!
boymoding today, in my BLACK hoodie, any thoughts on this ROACH?!?!?!
>>43835756We know, sissy, we know <3We are on your side <3
>>43835728thats almost as good as getting cheated on ig>>43835757u dont know what i really look like>>43835756did u squeeze the bottle when it was in there so it felt like u were getting cummed in
this is roach without the anglefrauding
>>43835763>>43835779why are u attacking them :(
>>43835785Whew lad, that’s not gonna pass.
>>43835785He frame mogs met. chaser
>>43835785wood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
nobody gaf that i'm painting house
>>43835782You'd prefer getting cheated on to having sex?
>>43835782you posted enough pictures for me to know you are cute and have pretty eyes :p now stop dooming and enjoy your pasta also lol at the bottle joke
>>43835804i do what color? is it wood siding? did you strip all the old paint?
>>43835776https://voca.ro/1c27LYCSojYz
>>43835814white! & no it's inside wall hehe
>>43835804did you paint it BLACK??? The Rolling Stones wrote a song about this, Roach probably hates it
>>43835759thanks chick, i was wondering why it was so slow lol
nobody gaf that i have a bwc
>>43835807it would be less work>>43835809i ate all my pasta and now my tummy hurts
>>43835685blaire i don't care about transbians most of them go for girls i'm not into and if a girl picks one over me its her loss cause i'm the best
>>43835825<3
>>43835829>i ate all my pasta and now my tummy hurts*Pokes your tummy with my erection*
>>43835555not now kitten, i got hooked on balatro
>>43835756what material was the bottle, and was there anything inside it?
>>43835785Gross
>>43835821did you make sure to sand?? do you have your drop mats all placed out so there no accidents? and how much space? like the whole house or just a room?
>>43835829Drink some water and sit upright if you're laying down. Will help with digestion
>>43835835i respect you don’t hate them, but they absolutely do get a bad rap around here
>>43835829fat fuck
>>43835826Chaser to chaser lemme see it
none of what they're saying about me is real, just the epstein island part, but that has been embellished
>>43835850NO & NO & LOTS & NOhehe. i'm just doing it with my mom she's showing me how she does it. & she has a bit of a devil may care attitude
I have just decided that force feeding my tranny copious amounts of fruit to keep her thin and her cum sweet is entirely ethical and moral.
i'm kind of snatched
>>43835863If you want to see it you need to be ready to taste as well
if you can’t handle me at my it’s so over, you don’t deserve me at my honfidence
>>43835884Nobody wants either.
>>43835883Chaser to chaser I might give it a taste I'm not opposed
what is good about /cg/
>>43835881so cunty, get it gurl x
>>43835856yeah i agree i thinks its mainly the guys who have trouble with girls anyway
>>43835785Hot.
>>43835683Playing guitar and getting caught up on EuphoriaGonna eat a big sandwich for lunch I'm so back
>>43835890Good lad
>>43835881Very pretty shadow
Had a dream I owned a pig.
has anyone ever used the meetup app? is it a decent way to make friends?
>>43835909How's your dog?
>>43835872oh god i just hope its not oil based paint that shit is hard to clean up good luck!!
Ello lads. Shagged a fat ugly tranny slag last week and took a big shite in her loo before making her drive me to the train station. Waheyyyy Wot’s appening ere then?
>>43835909Yea? How well was Closet handling it?
>>43835909fascinating. do you think there’s any meaning to be derived from this?
>>43835922You should check for STD's if you fucked who i think you did
had a dream I owned a pygmy
>>43835892You get to see what tranners can be and it has taught me to manage my expectations
>>43835841dont do that!!>>43835852i do what i please!>>43835859burrp
>>43835922this is an interesting read, i don’t think i explicitly stated he’s english
>>43835606I wanna get a job first so we can do irl stuff together. I don’t want to be an unemployed e-dater that talks to his kitten on discord
>>43835941>dont do that!!I do what I please!
Why do trannies have such a weird relationship with dogs?
>>43835913i knew he was a gypo
>>43835954I wish i had a tranny gf that fucked dogs desu
>>43835948Start contracting nigga
>>43835948As opposed to being an unemployed anon who talks about anime and videogames all day on 4chan.
>>43835940trannies = pwnedyou win the internet today kind sir
>>43835942fucking hell lads didn’t expect to see the bird i wos talking about ere
>>43835961I have good news, there's plenty of that here for you to choose from
>>43835121>QottI like kit kats and or 3 musketeers
I dreamed a dream of times gone byWhen hopes were high and life worth living
>>43835121I could use a Snickers bar right now
>>43835962Me to my tranny wife while she's in labor
>>43835948>chasing without a job Chaser status revoked. Come back when you’re a man.
Hitting on british trannies like "Oi, fancy a suck of my willie luv?"
anakin from ROTS is ideal bf material
The tranny has to be the provider and breadwinner to maintain her chaser desu
I just found out through someone that dawgy has a German Shepherd
>>43836001hayden christensen is so hot
>>43836004Why did my brain go first into thinking that she has a german dude wrangling her around during the day "NEIN! RAUS! SCHNELL SCHNELL!"
>>43835711Wood
The chaser has to be the breadwinner and provider to further his dominance over his tranny.
>>43835991this would work on bronta
>>43835856Because they insist on posting here when they should be on mtfg or something. That's my guess. Anyway, you've spoke about them before and why they have a bad rep, with the puppygirl shit etc, I swear you have, unless im getting mixed up
;__;
>>43836030Ears just perked. We’re talking about puppy girls now?
>trannyI want to get chaser thoughts on this.Ive had several sex dreams about an ex-friend of mine. We stopped hanging out bc he qas always just kinda mean to me. Well, I transitioned a few years ago and every once in a while I dream about him fucking me hard and making me beg for him and just completely taking me in every way. I dont talk to the guy anymore, but this happens every once in a while. This was a childhood friend I grew up with so in the real world hes on a no date or fuck list but the dream is always hot.
A chaser must treat his woman right and give lots of pets
>>43835685Oh blaires going full transbian soon, lmao, thought it couldn't get any worse>>43835699It's so grim.
My future troid is getting a job no ifs, ands or buts. Fuck outta here putting all the financial responsibility on me.
>>43835921water based! hehe
>>43836030i had some internalised transphobia and got raped by a heccin ouppygirl transbian so i had mixed feelings about them that i have overcome through therapy, i presume the average cishet male chaser doesn’t have any of that stuff going on>>43836011i was 6 when that movie came out and i asked my dad if i could marry him one day, the wavy hair and the quiet assertive confidence just really does it for me
>>43835782Did you uncap the sharpie and sign your name when it was up your ass?
blaire is GRIM and off putting
>>43836049Maybe you like his rude attitude and want to appease him, like having a very assertive classmate or coworker you don’t dislike but also don’t actually like either. Maybe try setting up a date with him. It could turn into something.
>>43835699pretty embarrassing lol i’m a silly sausage>>43836067you can’t “become” a transbian, you either are or you aren’t. and if i was why would i subject myself to having to deal with moids?
>>43836074>got rapedI thought you were both dating? I guess rape is still possible
>>43836049you sound kinda FUCKED UP
>>43836074Transbians just fucking suck dawg, every one I've had the displeasure of interacting with was just bad, it's very simple for me.
“Transbians” deserve nothing but the sword. They are simply failedmales wishing to fuck other failedmales. Just come out the closet and be gay like an adult. True women fuck men and only men.
>>43836071don't get me wrong oil based is a good paint but hard to find in most states water based is better for easy of clean up
>>43835845It was a Matrix food for soft bottle. It's literally tapered at the top and shaped like a vibrator lol
>>43835951cumbs>>43836075how would i do that
>>43836093nope, i’ve never dated a puppygirl lmao, i was trying to make friends with some other trans women bc i was pretty early in transition and needed some community and support and then i hung out with her at her place and that happened
Transbians are why I can't get sex
>>43836074Post some lewds, please.
>>43836091>and if i was why would i subject myself to having to deal with moidsRetvrn to transbianism soon.
Fuck your sissy pussy with hair care products for daddy <3
>>43836111Loooooooool no one wants to see that + you are a weird ass beggar fat fuck
transbians are why we’re going into a super el nino this summer
>>43836104wow that looks pretty thick, impressive, well done
>>43836111bro.
>>43835919Its good.>>43835927id rather not go into detail about said dream. Dreams dont usually have meaning, Sometimes its just random and doesnt reflect on the dreamer at all ^_^>>43835925Closet the trip? oh, well id say they did a great job, phenomenal acting
Transbians out compete me in any setting we share
I want to see that sissy pussy bounce
I feel so fucking bad for scottish chasers man
I'm convinced rape is a canon event for trannies. They come pre-fucked by a male family member, friend or some old dude on grindr and this is all before the age of 18.
>>43836120FUCKING TRANSBIANS!!
>>43836135actually my mom molested me and that's why im straight
Transbians steal all the best trannies and for that reason I'm out
>>43836126https://voca.ro/19NNcDDoeZrN
>>43836130>>43836110Is this a cuck thing for you? Like are you caged rn?
my only sexual experiences are with cis females that were older than me
Best thing about chasergen is stu. I love her and her antics.
transbian fucking shits
>>43836147Transbians did this to me
Transbians are chasers that transitioned
trannies be getting raped
Transbians are the sole reason I'm a virgin at 35
>>43836161>chasers that transitionedIsn't this what tranners fear and hate?
I feel so bad for chasers that genuinely still come here hoping to find someone
tranny that’s jrhnbr
>>43836111https://files.catbox.moe/qvon0g.jpeg
>>43836105Hold the paper and gyrate your ass around to form letters?>>43836121It's the bottle with like the same diameter as a red bull can, not the giant bottle that's like a 2 liter of soda lol
>>43836169https://voca.ro/16xCxvDxS6xO
mogged again...
Can I get an unraped tranny gf please
>>43836169I basically come here out of habit now
Do you already know that most chasers want to bottom for trannies, be their bitch and be trannified themselves? Did you know that tranny fuckers are trying to sublimate their own tranny desires and tendencies by literally getting inside of trannies and using them as their cock sleeves?
@roachdo you shampoo your hair while the bottle is up your ass????
Transbians are taking gock out of my mouth daily with how much they poach the best trannies
>>43836161Exactly. >>43836168Yes.
it's weird spotting trips on other boards
>>43836185You have dozens of trannies in DMs already. You were here during the good times
>hook up with a man“ew, gross! disgusting ran through whore”>hang out with a transbian“ew gross! fuck off back to your polycule transbian!”>lament being alone“ew gross! no man will ever want you, fucking grim!”genuinely what do you people want from me?
>>43836199nothing
>>43836199Transbians have touched you previously and this is why I'm a virgin. Transbians are poaching the best and for that reason I'm done chasing
>>43836198Idk that doesn't amount to much when they live 5000 miles away
I've been here for YEARS and I don't have any chaseys in my DMs
>>43836211That's because you don't have dm's to slide into
>>43836211Why don't you let me in your heart
Transbians slide into my dms purely to steal my trannies from me
>>43836197>MWAHnonBnwo thread?
>>43836210You need to start focusing on autumn or meffy imo.
>>43836234xbox games showcase
>>43836153yayy :D i love you too! what antics do i get up to? i find myself very boring desu>>43836177ohh i see. no i didnt do that
Transbians killed my dog
>>43836235Both have boyfriends
transbians had sex with my dog
>>43836246>yayy :D i love you too! what antics do i get up to? i find myself very boring desuYou have the best banter in the whole thread and you do your pasta and dr.pepper things and stuff. I enjoy it all.
xbox is a cuck console confirmed
Transbians stole my foodstamps
mamo is _
>>43836223I unfortunately do, but I'm too slippery>>43836229it's cold inside and you're not hairy enough to handle it
>>43836208Holy TRVKE
>>43836199Pledge your allegiance and body to me and I will treat you well, keep you safe, and give you affection.
i got an xbox 360 emulator so i could play armored core 4 but im too sleepy to try it out today
>>43836145No! i Swear id never do what I did in that dream! And I will have to be tortured to get that information out of me. this isnt the first time I had a dream like this. Atleast not to this level. (I must be vague, but hopefully you can understand why I cant explain what exactly happened in the dream)
is we getting hst benefit 2026 carney
>>43836263Has anything good been announced I missed some of it
>>43836266>it's cold inside and you're not hairy enough to handle itI'm chubby and hairy and bearded and muscley I can handle it.
>>43836265forever my chasergen crush
>>43836265fun! interesting! pretty! doing her best! someone i like!
>>43836276that was fridaynow they’re changing the name and giving us more money for the next 2 payments
>>43836279idk i'm not watching it
>>43836199A gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo
>>43836272okay sounds good to me where do i sign?
>>43836275https://voca.ro/1a9zsV6eJLVM
>>43836199to fuck off desu
>>43836280please be real
Raping trannies is a victimless crime. The tranny feels lusted over and I get to pound sissy pussy. It's a win/win
>>43836244Anything good been announced? Didn't even know it was on, how does it compare to summer games fest and state of play?
i don't think its the right time for emojis
>>43836283awh >< thank u chaser kun... i dont think i deserve it desu>>43836284:D thank u blaire <3
>>43836306uh there is a new crazy taxi game and p6 got a logo reveal. i didn't watch the state of play but it's maybe a little worse than the summer game fest?
I shitpost here but i actually have feelings
>>43836258yay :) i should try getting myself into more situations
interdasting
why does it smel like cum randomly in my room
breaking chasey hearts is morally good and ethical
>>43836332>xbox fans
>>43836338Sorry you're just so pretty and all I couldn't help it
this is me fr
>>43836312It's not about deserving or not, its something that just happens
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1780857562416229m.jpg
>>43836322And you're really hot on top of the other stuff, there is a reason why you are in my top 5 tranners of all time
>>43836340You break my heart i break your ass.Deal?
my room smells like burnt electronics. There is a schizo outside burning garbage
>>43836352on god
>>43836302
>>43836369favorite race and questline? i love the theives guild and bretons
>>43836297I am too!
@roachmy favorite elder scrolls race? The redguardswhat are your thoughts on this @ROACH
>>43836373That skank is lucky she doesn't post here because id bully the fuck out of her
>>43836375Chinese and going to the grocery store
>>43836362iwill surpass the other 4
>>43836375breton + the arena quest line PEAK
>>43836388I'm not familiar with nerd stuff
>>43836389based
>>43836388i thought you had a nord fetish
Should I hand in my fag card and settle down with a cis woman
>>43836390lmao>>43836396the arena is fun. do you usually do they grey princes quest or fight him legit?
>>43836390me earlier today
>>43836406I'm a lightskin redguard who's looking for a nord chad to bully
>>43836412i’ve only done it legit when i was a kid. haven’t done it in the remaster yet i was finishing up the mages guild stuff for spellcrafting
>>43836409lifetime membership at fagmart no returns
>>43836409Contrary to popular belief that's the easy route
>>43836409Yes. Don’t worry, I will fuck these trannies for you.
>>43836373>>43836332Oh, she's woke about it, it's fine
>>43835844NOOOOOOOOOOO. How’s Balatro tho
I like handcuffing trannies hands behind their back, caging their little cocks, and spanking their balls until they beg me to let them cum. The whimpers are…divine.
nord are the best and i refuse to accept any other race elves are nerds redguards well they are redguards bretons are j**s or worse french and imperials are dirty wops
this one likes khajiit ^_^
breton twinks are built for nord cock
>>43836352Did they ever fix the remaster?
TRANNIES! You have some goals to be meeting before you can officially pass.
>>43836389Bro you're like 40
>>43836421mages is guild probably my least favorite guild story wise. the recommendations are fun but then it just kinda gets boring>>43836445bretons are half elf rape babies and that's cool. the only people who like nords played skyrim first. i miss when they just had huge noses like in oblivion
>>43835962Meesa found a job and has to go through a long Public Trust Suitability Investigation before meesa starts working
kill every khajiit and lizard on sight they are 3/5s a nordman if that
>>43836456true lol>>43836459i am not sure. i actually didn't buy it cause the original is still great. reviews seem to say they did not fix it tho
>>43836465yeah i wish the spellcrafting wasn’t locked behind it because it’s kinda a big pain. it’s kinda neat to visit every mage guild tho
that bitch is lucky she doesn't come around here, otherwise me and my pack of /b/ brahmins would bully her benchod ass out of here
guys did you see they’re making an among us tv show
>>43836476i am pretty sure the remaster comes with the mage tower player home for you to do spell crafting and enchanting in instead>>43836482yeah
>>43836463You rely on lies for your argument lol, without lies, you got nothing.
>>43836486yeah it does but that feels like CHEATING
Khajiit? Argonian? Oh I see, you mean ‘farm tool’
>>43836465my first game was oblivion picked a nord cause they're bros and never looked back sorry you're a gay nerd who likes magic and shit one day you'll know the true way
Redguards are probably my favorite for obvious reasons. Love the Middle-eastern, African, Samurai vibes and they use ships. They genocided an entire race. Curved swords. Though I give my redguards elven ears.They are so mysterious being from another world since they destroyed theirs.Im proud to be born a redguard. Making way for my people. Slaying the infidels.
I don’t like elves in TES lore but they are technically elves so I gotta ride with them
Weren't the elves the original inhabitants of Tamriel and were genocided
yes babe we are watching the 90 minute long world of warcraft lore video before bed tonight
>>43836493i mean it was literally pay to win in a single player game back in the day so that's fair>>43836496big nose lol
qott: sour skittles, pull n peel twizzlers, skor bars and heath bars.
>>43836505WE WUZ SNOW ELVES
>>43836505i believe that was the snow elves who became the falmergod i hated the falmer theyre so scary
>>43836509i'd rather be a big nose then a gay nerd just the way she goes
>>43835121white chocolate raspberry quest bar
why did they never do anything cool with rexxar who is the coolest wc3 hero
>>43836495i knew n7 was based one day we'll kill hoards of banshees and brutes together
i can haz twizzlers???
>>43836505yes! they built the white and gold tower in the imperial city. they were the aelyids or aldmer who are relatives of the altmer or modern high elves. bretons are half breeds of aelyids and the first men who later became nords
>>43836524because metzen is a hack so they just made him patrol desolace and that’s it
>>43836520jokes on you! i have have a big nose and i like sucking dick ha! wait
i want a frozen beer slushiei slept through pride :D
>>43836312you are welcome mamo! :)
Fantasy Nerds, Preferred Fantasy Class?
horrid henry was clearly getting molested btw
>>43836537i knew it!! its ok i like girls with dicks better than girls without dicks...i'm still gonna bully you >:)
>>43836554i choose based on mechanics in games so it dependsbut thematically i really like druids paladins and warlocks
>>43836554nords with lycanthropy
>>43836554Any kinda mage I like pure wizards and necromancers litches are cool
>>43836554i usually like playing a summoner or necromancer kind of caster with lots of minions>>43836562oh no please don't bully me >:3
>>43836571My chaser twin another me
>>43836571>>43836578liches are so cool! i wish i could be on in real life
>>43836554Druid or cleric. Whatever heals, but i prefer nature magic to white magic.
Maybe my life and soullessness is penance for consuming my twin in the womb.
>>43836554give me big sword and shiny armor
>>43836526I would like to play ME3 MP with you too. I hope the Steam Cube is a decent price. I find it unamusing that tech prices started skyrocketing when I went back to the workforce
>>43836587my brother did that and he's normal so it's probably something else
i really hope im not drug tested at my new role, thats what im currently nervous about
>>43836575definitely won't give you wedgies while all your summons sit around and laugh at you
>>43836595I miss my twin. :(
>>43836589bro they made the steam deck 1k the gabe cube is gonna be 900 minimum
Lately ive been liking Druids/Shamans/Ranger Just nature-related stuff. Plus I get an animal companion, and I LOVE animals.
twins r fake and gay
>>43836602Hi twin
>>43836589dude if you play on xbox i still have mine somewhere i guess i could buy it on steam but then i'd have to start over on the stupid loot box system and yeah that kinda does suck tech is getting stupid expensive relatively
>>43836610Wait I forgot!! You have a twin, right mamo? I think having a twin would fix me.
why are people so mean towards short men on internet?
>>43836587at least you did something i traded my soul to a stupid girl a long time ago
>>43836617having a twin just messed me up more :<sux getting bullied by someone who is like a more popular version of u that ur parents like better
>>43836598my skellies would never laugh at me. they are my only real friends
>>43836554Tanky/protective.
>>43836597do they normally do drug tests? seems like a strange field to be drug testing in
>>43836554>Solo Crusader>Adventuring PartyMonk
>>43836626I think its just because the internet is cruel and because EVERYONE has an opinion. So you'll find plenty of people who hate short men. But it also works in reverse. You'll find plenty of people who like short men, if your looking.
>>43836626Its the internet. Everyones mean. Being a short guy isnt that bad.
shapeshifting into a big scary bear to protect my healer bf
i like short guys like i'd date a short guy who was 6'1
>>43836629they will when they realize you're a nerd and have small weak arms :p
Chasergen D&D campaign when?
>>43836651druid bf who turns into a dog...>>43836654i have more muscles than they do!
PROTIP: If you're hiking in the wooded area with your tranny gf, bring a gun just in case a bear chases you two. You can shoot the tranny in the leg so the bear will kill her since she won't be able to run and you can run as fast as you can and find yourself a new and younger tranny.
In my last Skyrim playthrough I played a Nord that worshiped hermaeus mora he dived into the occult knowledge searching for the pages of lost tombs assembling them as we went. He learned that mora would steal his soul and trap him in apocrypha so he searched through more of the tombs getting more powerful and discovered the art of litchdom in them. He was reminded of the dragon priests of the old nords. He decided this is how he would trick mora so he built a phylactery to protect his soul and dived into lichdom. His dragon born powers gave him the power to take many forms for he was also a werewolf and a vampire. Many of the outer gods were upset that his soul couldn’t be taken by any of them. He deceived them all with gifts and none could have him. He was a powerful mage a powerful shapeshifter a master of the undead. He started a cult where he taught his followers the way of the voice and the forbidden art of necromancy. Then I got bored
>>43836604woah wtfI got mine for $738 cad aftertax
>>43836626They are mean to them IRL too but it's behind their back or subconsciousAlso bald men
>>43836666None of this happens in the game. You actually just walk around collect nirnroot
>>43836666first off checked. second, holy shit anon you are so fucking cool holy shit. i love doing stuff like this when i play bethesda games
Jack Black is 5'6 btw. Thats considered short.>>43836666This user RP's.
in my last skyrim playthrough I let a giant fuck my shit up
>>43836663fair point...wait don't get me to agree with you! you're gonna get it!!
>>43836667YEAH LOLthey upped the price when they restocked in mayi got a 1tb one off kijiji that was basically unused with warranty remaining for 1000 and that felt shitty. turns out it was not a bad deal
time4sleep
The nerdy kid at my school was getting bullied, so one day i stood up to defend him from the bullies and i got beat up but they ended up leaving him alone and so i made friends with him, now years later he transitioned into a beautiful girl and turned into a total baddie and we started dating now
>>43836695and then everyone clapped
this story would be a lot hotter if the bullies took turns sodomizing both of you
>>43836692Goodnight mamo *muah*
>>43836702I saw that movie
PC GAMES SHOW ALREADY HOGSHITat least abiotic is getting an expansion/update
I wish I knew why tranny suffering turns me on.I love it when you people are in agonizing mental pain.
>>43836709movie name? I'm asking for a friend, his name is Rick
>>43836692goodnight girly, sleep well :)
>>43836713IT IS?????? WHEN????
>>43836675You didn’t play the game correctly try again >>43836679I gave some of my most trusted followers the strength of lycanthropy or the gift of being a vampire but none the power of lichdom. I didn’t find a mod for that one. I was originally going to take the playthrough all the way to being high king to fulfill my destiny but my player lost his way in the never ending quest for forbidden knowledge. I guess he had a kingdom in a sorts
Bullying and sodomizing a tranny <3
>>43836635that's thing- im totally not sure so thats why im so nervous! if i knew then things would be settled. but i think theres a good chance that I won't be drug tested. it hasn't been brought up. but ive looked it up online and some people say they do depending on the project, so its not out of the question
>>43836604I’m going to commit sudoku >>43836613I don’t have an Xbox anymore. Not even a high end PC. All I have left is my phone and a shitty laptop. Yeah, I’d like to play with you though. I think it’d be kinda fun to start over from zero anyways. What’s your favorite ME class?
Can we get a hug :<
>>43836731AUTUMN it's Abiotic Factor Entropic BreakAnother AbioticGOD? God it's so goodstill need to play the votv thing
>>43836762bro… when it drops imma be on that shit immediately… /cg/ abiotic playthrough??
would a trans woman hang out with a submissive 5'3 chaser with a fully shaven athletic body?
>>43836735what have you had and how recently? i won’t tell anyone dw
>>43836773yeah sure but you gotta do stuff like lick peanut butter off my feet and babyfeed me pistachio ice cream
>>43836757*Hugs*
>>43836773absofuckinglutely
>>43836784im afraid to even type it out...
>>43836773Repper and chaser are different things
>>43836749i did the solo plat thing with a krogan vanguard with a piranha but my favorite class was probably geth infiltrator with a claymore or salarian infiltrator with a claymkre geth with the short cloak for dps and the salarian with the long cloak for resing and objs
>>43836771fuck yes, this works out for me to end my break too, beach world seems so good, that and the opposing force/hl1 ass soldiers, so peak... looks like gravity mechanics are gonna be in too
>>43836787oooooooooo where do I sign up>>43836793:3>>43836799you can be both>many such cases
>>43836792;~;Do you think it's okay to be scared of people who want to be friends with you
dawgy i'm american and i just started marinating my chicken but i didn't wash it first with soap and water. am i going to die when i eat it?
>>43836794if it makes you feel better over this weekend i’ve had>2 bottles of wine>about a gram of coke>a joint“ew gross grim grim grim” shut up kylethere’s nothing to be ashamed of, you’re allowed to have some fun and enjoy yourself girly
GIWTWM (I want to be big muscle mommy)
>>43836749what about you whats your faborite class??
So I deserve macdonald
>>43836773unironically just troon out already. why are you repping at 29? it’s only going to get worse you can’t be a man at 5'3. you’re literally just a pre-HRT transbian sex pest right now sweetie
>>43836820blaire would you do coke off my boner? the line would be really long tho ;)
Think my body is shutting down ladsI need a cool final words quote not too edgy thoughIdeas?
>>43836820basically i smoked this weekend ._. but i ordered detox drinks and also ordered synthetic pee but im not sure if that would work or not but i got it as a last resort
>>43836811you gotta come to mexico babe>>43836817a real american would leave the chicken marinating in a brine of bleach and dish soap and lawrys
>>43836826he also whines about how he can't afford a house lmao
I did 20 grams of creatine this weekend
How many trannies like to eat cum? And when i say “like” I don’t mean you’ll do it because your chaser blew a load in your mouth. I mean it’s the pinnacle of your blowjob experience.
>>43836824>Autumn post
>>43836853The Autumn situation is actually insane
>>43836844that sucks so i'm going to die see you never again then!!
>>43836773>T. Asta Btw
>>43836835Weren’t you just rejected from a job a few weeks ago? And now you’re jeopardizing this one because you can’t abstain from doing drugs?
>>43836826i don't want to be a tranny I'm already ugly enough as a man>>43836846you have no idea how bad the job market situation and housing are in France especially around Paris >>43836849huuuuuuuh in all honesty I like it >>43836844M E X I C OEXICOsadly I can't what would I do in Mexico
>>43836835Why do you keep smoking weed if you have a drug test coming up?
>>43836832unironically yeah i really wanna try that. also wanna have a guy take some off my ass (not enough boobs to take it off them unfortunately)>>43836835that’s okay chica, it’s nothing to be ashamed of :) i mean afaik they only test for harder stuff, i doubt you’ll have an issue with a bit of weed, assuming they test you at all! i’ve literally never heard of someone in your type of job getting tested unless it’s like government/defence related stuff, does your work involve anything like that?and also did you have a nice time with it? <3
>>43836876im afraid about talking about it in detail but basically theres a chance it could come up im just really hoping it doesnt
>>43836849i like it, its a very satisfying way to end the experience off, like a little reward for a job well doneif the guy doesn’t cum i get like that fish from the end of the pizza delivery episode of spongebob “where’s my drink?”
All trannies should get their nipples pierced.
>>43836896i did but then they made them look weird
Drug tests are stressful af so I usually smoke some weed right before just to calm my nerves
>>43836896We did!! :D
>>43836860you'll be fine just don't forget to do it next time
going to smoke weed rn just because others can't
>>43836896Ring piercing or straight? I wouldnt mind getting two ringed nipple piercings and having a chain connecting them.
>>43836896i’m waiting for booba to grow more because i heard it can interfere with that. also im waiting until i have a nice boy who can hold my hand when im getting it done bc im ascared :(
Bald guys with beards and glasses signify cucks, right?
>>43836771>/cg/ abiotic playthrough??Hosted by Nilscord>>43836808>she can solo platI’m sneeding. I just farmed Gold back then because I sucked so much>>43836823Soldier for story mode. Multiplayer? I had really bad luck with loot boxes so I never got meta weapons and meta classes. If I hypothetically stole my friends Xbox, I’d say Geth Juggernaut. I played him a couple of times at my friends place and it was the most fun class I’ve ever played
>>43836914whew! i was worried too thanks for the reassurance
>>43836695Getting beat up in your positive fantasies is wild
>>43836814I think it's normal girl. It is important to vet though when you're in a vulnerable demographic. Have your own safety in mind.
you yt bois need a good reminder to follow proper FDA guidelines regarding cookin' yo chickems
>>43836918Straight is way hotterAlso all of you post pierced nips right now
>>43836962you’re not doing it rightyou gotta make a thread like do your nipple piercings pass?
>>43836957If I had to eat American food, I'd do this too tbf
>>43836962Not until they're like actually worth showing off
>>43836957i mean its safe for baby seals....wait gain wtf is wrong with that guy!!!
>>43836918Rings. Straights are boring. The chain is an amazing idea. >>43836923How would that affect growth? My gf in high school got hers done at 14 and she grew into a d cup.
>>43836993Your dating a highschooler?
>>43836986dummy vlush thinking she isn't super hot
reminder to wash yo meat otherwise bad things happen?!?!?!
The gym twink walked out in nothing but a towel to refill his water bottle
>>43837006i wish i had curly hair i'd do an 80s mullet
>>43836998The only reason people might think we are is bcuz we haven't showed off yet :<We're a ribhon, give us a few more years on E
>>43837025did you get his number?
>>43837025Rach
>>43837034rach is not a twink
>>43836889i see, that’s fair enough girl, im praying for you, im sure it’ll all work out though x>>43836993i’m not sure, it’s just something i’ve heard and i don’t want to risk it, ive got enough going against me as it is
unironically can someone give me a qrd on rach? is this a trans woman that you’re all just misgendering or actually a gnc male identified person?
>>43836889Does anyone at your job smoke?
>>43837057fat sissy repper racist
Just gooned for like 5 hours then when I came I was so gooned out I couldn't really remember how the orgasm felt. Hate when that happens.
I'm the twink that walks into the gym locker to refill my milk bottle
>>43837057Rach is a femboy only into women. She’s a good egg overall despite the constant shit talk, just like you or Maiq.
>>43837084taking my tranny to the adult pleasure zone cause she complained about having sex in my car too much and i know they have a matress i can't take her home cause my wife will find out
>>43837084this showcase is so fucking boring omg
>>43836876She complained for weeks about failing to get a security clearance which means that she's not doing defence work, but she could very well be on a different contract. They could also be basically holding onto her until they think she could get her clearance. She definitely has a job where not only could she get fired for smoking, she could permanently bar herself from doing similar work by smoking. She's retarded for risking this, retarded for posting about it, and she's exactly the type of person who shouldn't have the type of job she applied for.
>>43836569despite all the maiq edits i haven't seen one image of maiq the liar in a candy aislekinda surprising
>>43837109>like you thank you anon :)tbf they do seem pleasant despite how little we’ve interacted. i’m just genuinely unsure what the deal is
>>43837057I'm not on hormones, but my body is naturally kind of fem and now I been working out lower body a lot to increase butt size. What else do you wanna know about me?
>>43837150It’s just like how people bully you or anybody else here, the reason is just because they are bored and miserable. The justifications are all pots hoc.
is it a good idea for you and your partner to both work at the same job? and said job is at a warehouse?
>>43837127>She complainedWhat a surprise.
>>43837168Nervous
but you both started dating before working there.
>>43837160what do you think of blacked? and girls who like black guys?
>>43837160are you a trans woman?
>>43837109Thank you for being kind
>>43837160What would you do if you learned a female friend of yours was dating a black guy?
I should marry a rich widow and divorce her for half her wealth
>>43837073Imagine complaining about racism on the racism websiteFuck off to reddit
>>43837145it needs to be done
>>43837187No problem, I get bullied a lot too so I know what it’s like.
>>43836820>shut up kyleThis feared me outGrim
>>43837187they compaired you to the fedora wearing pedo you retard lmao
Actually sneaking through a will change and then poisoning her would probably be easier
>>43837127there’s fuck all wrong with getting high on your own time, especially when you don’t expect to get drug tested. if you KNOW you’re gonna get tested and smoke anyway then that’s dumb, but if you don’t expect to then it’s brought to your attention afterwards there’s a chance you may, eh, life’s all about weighing up little risks
>>43837183No, what makes someone a trans woman? If they take hormones? If they feel like a woman inside? I enjoy having a penis and having sex with girls.
>>43837198>I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.Is this what you want from me, mi hija??
I just wanna make it clear that I don't really care about Roach's beliefs, this isn't a moral crusade. I just don't like hypocrites. The hypocrisy is the worst part
>hornygen brutally deleted by janitorman this site sucks so much now. They're even doing it for free
>>43837201i literally spoke directly to you and you felt the need to reply anyway, failing to follow basic instructions. for this reason we will not be moving forward with your application
>>43837203>pedowho could this be
>>43837222How you pick and choose who to bully is hypocrisy
>>43837234not really, I want justice for those poor defenseless shampoo bottles, they couldn't consent and you raped them
Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
>>43837219many things i would say, but it’s probably mostly a matter of internal sense of self and identity. that’s chill ofc, i was just wondering is all :)
>>43837212When I want to be a cokehead who gets pumped and dumped by shrimp dicks with IBS, then I'll ask for your advice. Cibi wants a clearance because she needs the money. She needs to not smoke weed for a year. She knows this. If she gets fired for failing a drug test or lying to the government, it's going to follow her around. This is real grown up shit.
>>43837227GRIM transbean piece of shit
>>43837196>t. gamergate era newfag
I wish I was Rach’s shampoo bottle damn
4chan tranners and reddit tranners arent so different. They might actually be the same people.
>>43837233Uncle Skullet!
Trannies, do you still jerk off?
>>43837253Kek
>>43837269yeah i gooned earlier today
>>43837233Lmao
>>43835121>Qott: what's your favorite candy at the candy aisle?Jelly Beans or Reese's Fast Break.
Do androids dream of electric gock
>>43837233Who is this crusty child rapist?
>>43837269Sometimes I do. Sometimes Im hands free. Depends on how long i want to drag things out.
>>43837253advice????? i don’t remember advising you of anything, an adult woman made her choice because she deemed the benefit to outweigh the risk, don’t pretend you care about her long term wellbeing any further than it gives you an opportunity to do a bit of moral grandstanding about how straight laced and clean nosed you are
>I'm bored.>I want to smoke weed.>I hate my life.>I want soda.>I'm miserable.>I hate my job.Who am I?
just smoked some WEEDsomething that some of you can't do rn
>>43837269i sometimes try but i don’t like interacting with it that much and it doesn’t work anyway
>>43837298>adult woman>don't pretendlawlz
>>43837299Anonymous
>>43837305weed is amazing and vastly superior to cigarettes ^_^ its so versatile as a drug
i burned my tongue prepping my meals for the week :(
>>43837332Total loser drug.
>>43837305i can but i don't want to so i won't
>>43837348I agree, Cigarettes Are so lame and theres no benefits besides being legal poison.
imagine living somewhere where weed is criminalized
>>43837332>weed is amazing and vastly superior to cigarettesdisagreei miss nicotine so much it's unrealand not in a nicotine craving way but because it's such a powerful nootropicsmoking always helped a ton while reading>>43837351great you just mogged me
can someone please hit me
I don’t like weed or the way people act when they’re high.
>>43837361pot makes reading harder &i don't really liike doing stuff otger than reading. so i don't smoke much
>>43837269i jorked it earlier today
>>43837375i meant tobaccopuffing away on a pipe while reading >>>>
>>43837361You miss... nicotine? Never seen the benefits of smoking besides "looking cool". Although smoking weed from a pipe far outauras cigarettes. >>43837374We are just chill and mellowed. Its so calming, like entering enlightenment temporarily.
What's up Chasergen?https://litter.catbox.moe/tamuqjwhxw9ad1yq.jpg
>>43837342Serves you right for shitting on my name hoeWhat'd you prep? I need ideas
>>43837387would you mind if I did a drawing of this?
being on the receiving end of anal sex with men <3<3<3
should i go out to eat or get groceries?
>>43837400Sure go ahead.
i wanted a sweet beverage and then i drank a glass of normal cold water instead
>>43837383oh i was replying to the second bit
>>43837387repper eyes
>>43837418i'm reporting you to the fbi!!
loth is a qt damn, damn shame about......
>>43837418i do this
>>43837406Both but if only one then groceries
>>43837406Get groceries. I usually shop on Sunday evenings because the stores are quieter. I spend on groceries for a week the same as I would for going out to eat once.
I wanted a sweet beverage so I bought pomegranate juice
Twinkchan needs to post about how handsome I am
>>43837406You should be sharpening your cooking skills to show off to a potential boyfriend
>>43837434lame>>43837437you spend $70 in one night out?
>>43837456im a great cook im just lazy tonight
>>43837452she said i was handsome :p then again i used to post chest and biceps for her i'm not rick btw
>>43837458>you spend $70 in one night out?Usually more.
Any tranny wants to suck my dick while i eat filipinos?
>>43837387oh fuck is that what you look like?? very handsome :) wood>>43837395i prepped 3 jars of oats and yoghurt for breakfasts some chili ricebowls for lunches and fajita pasta for dinners (fajita filling but through pasta instead of on a wrap) weighed and calorie counted in hopes ill escape being fat some day. in previous weeks my lunches have been arayes, birria tacos, homemade soup, pasta salads, stuffed peppers, burritos, stuff that’s easy to take to work and heat up. i hope you can forgive me and draw inspiration from this list :)
>>43837437if you live in the us buying groceries when your football teams plays is the best move grocery stores are empty
>>43837477you're not fat tho <3
yknow what, i’m about to say it. i would bounce on lothbrok
>>43837477>escape being fat some day.>Scottish They can't be separated.
>>43837491Hit on him
i'm having a nice day to day
>>43837502That’s very good, I’m glad
>>43837480Same with going to the gym. I'm at the gym now and it's empty, I don't know if it because more sports are on Sunday or because people are just lazy today lol.
>>43837477>fajita filling but through pasta instead of on a wrapHoly fuck this sounds good, also chilli is a shoutmy ass "prepped" by going for a 3 pizzas for £7 deal at coop we're not prepping anything.I'm bad for just making peri peri chicken and subsisting of that for the weak, it is indeed grim>birriathey want to date the tranny for sex. maybe i'd do it for the food. Just lose weight by letting your bf polish off half your plate.>i hope you can forgive meMaybe, maybe.
>>43837511Post a pic of your sweaty ass
>>43837511Sunday is traditionally a day of rest which for many people means going to church but otherwise being at home with family
>>43837511wagies resting before Monday morning
he doesn't and never really cared about me anyway
>>43837384>Never seen the benefits of smokingIt keeps people with nicotine dependence happy and it gives them super powers. You don’t wanna see how angry a heavy smoker can get if he doesn’t have his ciggies. However, it’s a sight to see a chubby guy smoke a ciggy then breezes through a ruck run while pussyslayer9000 is trying to catch his breath
>>43837490thank you anon :) i’m pudgier than id like to be but eh, some people are into that>>43837493real. the home of the pizza crunch is not a particularly health conscious nation>>43837496i’ve tried a few times and he didn’t really respond all that positively, but now that i know how handsome he actually is im not even going to try lol. if he was someone at my work and he spoke to me in the kitchen or something i would immediately start to drop my spaghetti
guy at my gym looks like adam driver lol
>>43837523What flag is that
Made a little friend in the pool
>>43837528Does he have the Adam Driver ears too
>>43837533CUTIE PIE
>>43837536no i actually didn’t look at his ears
Weed fucking sucks. Cigarettes are the way to go, I've never had a good idea while high, I've had life changing ideas half-way through a cigarette.
>>43837531gay man flag
>>43837384>like entering enlightenment temporarilyDo you need a specific mind to hit this? Because it just makes me feel retarded, or extremely paranoid.
>>43837515thank you anon :) it’s something i devised myself and am quite proud of, im sure im not the first person to ever have the idea, but it is an idea i had myself, i can share how i make it if you’re interested?also lol what is it with boys and birria tacos? like i like them of course, but men just seem to go absolutely feral for them!!my boyfriend would absolutely be eating better than coop pizzas i can promise you that
n7 is the only chaser trip who isn't a faggot
>>43837269Absolutely not, do buzz my shit smoov off though
Woke: Geek barsBroke: CigarettesBespoke: Sucking a fart out of a barely legal tranny's asshole
>>43837526Well thank you for the compliment. You are pretty yourself.
>>43837569>the asian who talks about videogames all day isn't a fagok buddy
>>43837524cigarettes also has a weird effect that causes the user to either Die Early or Live way longer than they shouldve. My theory is the more cigarettes you take the more formaldehyde your body absorbs, acting as a form of living mummification.Smoke too little and its just unhealthy. Smoke a lot. Now your a lich
>>43837573what about doing a double upper deckie before you make out with your trannie gf so she gets addicted to making out with you?
>>43837518Maybe, I'll see.
>>43837590Thank you for your wise words, must start chain smoking
>>43837565Absolutely you do!!! Some people react badly or differently!! Just like how some people behave differently on alcohol.
>>43837528Stop making fun of dawgy
>>43837606dawgy looks literally nothing like adam driver
>>43837565>Do you need a specific mind to hit this?Yes, I think. My friend stopped smoking weed because he started having anxiety problems while smoking
>>43837564I’m sorry you feel sad today
>>43837590this makes sense my one grandpa smoked till the day he dies and live to 82 and died in car crash my other grandpa smoked and quit like 5 times and dies of pancreas cancer at like 65
>>43837566>i can share how i make it if you’re interestedPlease do. The most creative I get is putting overpriced chili's in stuff, chipotle peppers really elevate a chilli imo.>but men just seem to go absolutely feral for them!!they're just good, slow cooked meat in broth? it's like stew it's just a meat circus, so it's automatically good. I sorta look at steak the same way, in that most guys love it, it's easy to cook, and it's just a slab of meat>coop pizzasGoodfellas comes in clutch after I want to crawl into the fridge after a day in office, i gotta be honest.
>>43837581https://files.catbox.moe/stzhim.jpeg
>>43837609The cute faggy version of him
Pride march in town today. Half were either crossdressers or uggo hons. Pretty depressing.
>>43837548Look at his ears please
>>43837590Ok big tobacco being a lich would be fucking sick
>>43837628sorry that was me :/
>>43837623>barfff
where is bmth girl???
like when I drink i may be more social, but ill also become sleepy. Weed slows my mind down and can either improve creativity or cause everything to be funny.Now crossfading? (weed + Alcohol) Holy shit, I was out in public once and I was so scared of dropping my plate or bumping into someone. Its like my controls were flipped in a videogame. But it was so fun.
>>43837623BOOBA. Very nice Blaire.
>>43837647when i smoked and drank heavily weed always gave me the spins so i quit weed and used xanax instead
>>43837569>respects the sex toys that cry and self-harm>compliments the sex toys that cry and self-harm>gives attention to the sex toys that cry and self-harm>unemployed because his only marketable skill is fighting for Israel>probably still lives with parents or relies on someone elseYeah nah, he's a fag
>>43837616i'm sorry too
>>43837642Ik it's not us but it makes us so happy there's someone just referred to as the 'bmth girl', that band is so important to us
I used to do a lot of drugs in college desu
>>43837569Lol.
>>43837569I hope to be an accomplished chaser like Steve, Lothbrok, Werewolf guy, Gingy, and others. I need achievements
>>43837642She gave up on this place
friday is valentines days in brasil. wheres my valentine days bf. in brasil?
>>43837651Oh I liked when that happened. Id be laying on the couch and itd feel like my vision is lagging.You can like feel when it kicks in, and theres stages.>First I enter a third person view>Any sensation I have is repeated endlessly. Like it feels like my jaw is constantly clicking>My vision becomes a DJ's turntable and it keeps looping.>The ceiling moves, like seeing things in clouds but instead its through my popcorn ceiling.
>>43837619it’s pretty simple, i wanted the childhood supermarket fajita vibe, so you just fry the chicken, onion and pepper, then cover with a sachet of supermarket fajita seasoning. you can go for old el paso if you’re feeling it, but own brand does the job, fry it until it’s all thoroughly browned, then to turn it into more of a sauce you toss in a tin of tomatoes, your pasta of choice, then cover with chicken stock, boil and reduce until the pasta is cooked and the sauce is at a thickness you like, then enjoy! i like to grate some cheddar and drizzle over a bit of salsa just to really capture the vibe, it’s nice!!>just a slab of meatyknow what that makes sense, boys are such simple creatures and being hunched over a fire chewing a chunk of meat probably activates something in your brain that signals a successful hunt. i really really miss having a boyfriend to cook for>goodfellasyou gotta ditch that for the ones they make in asda, far superior product, and they still have that deal on where you can get two of them and a 2L drink for like £6 i think, good stuff :)
>>43837623>facial piercingsSo what's your relationship with your father like?
>>43837672>usSpeak for yourself
>>43837687rip she was pretty cool and nice to talk to
I like Valentine's day. Going out with a beautiful woman, eating chocolates, hot lingerie, smoking weed and cuddling in bed.
>>43837696Sorz meant us as in the we in me, not her
>>43837701i only got one of those things last valentines but he also sent me flowers
>>43837681>stevecanadian fag>lothbrokweird creepy guy who thought a cashier liked him>werewolf anonpretty chill and a bro>gingeris a bro
Did your Valentine’s Day blowjob for your boyfriend pass? You are good at blow jobs…right?
>>43837700Fasho but this place is pretty grim
>>43837715Every woman I gave flowers to just likes to see them die lol. Is that a common thing?
>>43837672Us?
>>43837650thank you handsome :) are you free next weekend x>>43837694very positive as it goes, he’s the only member of my immediate family that is supportive of me, sorry to disappoint!
>>43837701>Good company>Good food>Good budPerfect date. Shrimple as that.
>>43837710I thought you meant it as in you and me that's why i spoke against it.
What type of house do trannies want?
>>43837719>weird creepy guy who thought a cashier liked himI've become pretty certain these days, also you don't know me.>>43837731Sure. I think Emo Nite is coming to my city next weekend so I might go to that.>>43837734Isn't it supposed to be like that everyday?
>>43837741ideally detached so the neighbours can’t hear me screaming when my boyfriend is over
>>43837719None of those guys is chasing anymore. Lothbrok is a repper
>>43837741Not trans but I like Barndominiums.
>>43837748>emo nitesounds like my kinda thing, do you wanna maybe go together?
>>43837783I would. We can drink vodka and listen to The Juliana Theory.
>>43837741Dream home? Cozy A-frame cabin with skylights and a nice kitchen. On a mountain, creek running through.>>43837748>every dayThats the goal.
>>43837795I don't like you.
>>43837795your bf is smaller than most highschoolers. Creepy
>>43837805thats great! i'm better than you in every metric and i like winemom
>>43837816what do you like about her?
I also like Winedaughter
>>43837690>then to turn it into more of a sauce you toss in a tin of tomatoes, your pasta of choice, then cover with chicken stock, boil and reduce until the pasta is cooked and the sauce is at a thickness you likeOh interesting, I thought it was more of a just mixing fajita chicken into pasta with some suace, less sort of doing it all together, that's smart, honestly need to free myself from chorizo + tomato and basil basic bitch stuff>, boys are such simple creatures and being hunched over a fire chewing a chunk of meat probably activates something in your brainit's true, there's just a satisfying feeling about how simple it is, sauce? no. does it need to be perfectly cooked? honestly not really, just a little rare. do you need to pair it with anything fancy? hell no. fucking love steak and just like potatoes and shit>you gotta ditch that for the ones they make in asda, far superior product, and they still have that deal on where you can get two of them and a 2L drink for like £6 i think, good stuff :)coop so close tho... honestly, for me it was the aldi one's, so fucking good, the sourdough chilli and salami one, holy shitI'll save that pasta recipe though, thanks for that one blaire, can't wait to eat normal after this bug is over, hate people going into the fucking office sickGn
No need to make a new thread unless you really dislike the uhhhhh other thread: >>43828839
>>43835281Bagged that freak
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>>43837809Hes a big dude, just short. Coming up to Wisconsin for me next weekend too :))
>>43837741somewhere urban. Close enough to easily get into the city. But not in the city. A diverse area.
>>43837795Being stuck in the middle of nowhere with a tranny sounds horrible because what do I do when she starts crying, talking about her feelings or self-harming like all trannies do? There wouldn't be any cis women or barely legal trannies anywhere nearby for me to cheat on her with until she stops the waterworks, yapping and cutting.>>43837518We've all seen her ass. What we don't have enough of is her sissy pussy hole. We need more Rach asshole content.
>>43837850He is going to get his pussy stretched :D
Let's see rach's sissy pussy in a thong
>>43837865I want to lick the sweat off her sissy ass tho
>>43837865You kinda sound like a whiny lil bitch.>>43837866Were going to stretch eachothers pusses uwu true love between two tops
its so hot and muggy outside and inside.
do you like live agar
>>43837892But an ad
>>43837892I want to have sex with her
Used to think I liked trannies but then came on to this gen and realized they are all fucked up.
>>43837915i don't like them but i still want to use their sissy holes
>>43837915fucked up how?
>>43837792this honestly sounds like an ideal night for me. i presume you live literally a billion miles away so ill just shut my eyes for a bit and imagine it>>43837841i’m glad it sounds appealing to you, return another time im posting and i will share more with you if you wish :)>aldican’t ever go back to the local aldi, my ex’s busted ugly hon gf works there and i have no interest in running into hergoodnight anon
>>43837923Mental defectives.
Some people are attention getters and some people are attention givers.
>>43837946literally me
>>43837927I'm from Nashville.
>>43837952Some people are neither.
troon troon troon sahur
I'm going to look for the Walmart hon tonight.
>>43837965in swedish his name is heavy heavy heavy sahur
>>43837954>handsome man>seems to have some degree of attraction to me>interests in common>i will never come close to crossing paths with himliterally what’s the point
>>43837830she's genuinely nice has eclectic taste she knows who bad brains is and she's hot
>>43837726i mean it's kinda cool i guess. i liked them better alive personally
Lothbrooks actually pretty entertaining if you just treat everything he says like you would a blue collar egomaniac little brother.>>43837990Love you bad brains bro. You can have me in the next life man.
the venerable sobede
>>43837979This would be such a good History Channel type show
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TIME FOR THE BEACH
>>43838076In Search Of ... The Walmart Hon.
>>43838095Let’s continue this discussion in the next thread
