last bulge >>43833897
this is the one
>>43837063sauce?
>>43837059>>43837059>>43837059>>43837059 <---Migrate, come back later.
>>43837163none of that, thank you
feet
>>43839189Skunk looks so skinny he looks like his eyes is sunken in he needs to eat something FAST
>>43839203LOL CLASSIC SKUNK
pee wee hermanshee zaa cyka
>>43839142Woah tell me more
Is this the thread, the friendly thread. The thread for friendly friends? ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉ
Shiza, spreading her flaky tortilla for slayer's quarterrican chorizo... Shiza... Choriza... As it should be
>>43839256sad old man sexual assault
I successfully found the address of an british influencer but I wont post it bcause last time i got banned :( I love stalking people its so gratifying
i wanna bottom for a cute guy. no strings attached
https://voca.ro/1fusXv75wmER
tfw just a consistently useless retard
>>43839229There is none of that here sisma
>>43839317obviously, you're still here
>>43839306I love slayer
Cannot unconvince me that speedos are unflattering. Even young and in shape people look like spongebob squarepants with them
>>43839323You seem insane if you think I'm the unfriendliest person here. For once I don't kill cats
I’ve …kinda been laying loww
>>43839347yes, go on and move the goalpost little gollum
>>43839363*lays on top of you*
ive been snacking...
>>43839364See you're a retarded fag that insults people unprovoked. Get a rope and free this world of the blight you call your existence
>>43839370*lays a big turd*>>43839376*lays a smelly chocolate snack for you*
>>43839306slayer just needs one big black buck to fuck the shit out of him and he will finally release all of his neuroticisms and troon out like he was always destined to
need throbbing daddy dick rubbing on me affectionately but insistently
I’m snacking!
>>43839384thank you for proving my point nepo-leon>See you're a retarded fag that insults people unprovokedyou act like an angry chihuahua. but i understand why
I’ve not been out of the house..
>>43839400Do you already know that most slayers want to bottom for trannies, be their bitch and be trannified themselves? Did you know that when they aren't bottoming tranny fuckers are trying to sublimate their own tranny desires and tendencies by literally getting inside of trannies and using them as their cock sleeves?
Broke: Mr PancakesWoke: ShizaBespoke: Samael (forcefemme)Crackship: Thorny
>>43839413Have i insult anyone unprovoked? I have not. So it just shows you are the problem. Besides at least I bark. You are no bark and no bite which is pathetic
>>43839425in how long
i like faggots
>>43839317I know. But I believe there are still kind anons that are worth talking to here.
>>43839400Why yall so obsessed with black cocks?
I wish I were Sporus
>>43839465There's like 3 which is very low sadly
>>43839468black is the most masculine color and black men have long been associated with high masculinity. i mean their entire culture is basically just being strong as fuck, having a big dick, and lots of sex
>>43839487American brain rot
>>43839439YOU CANNOT BREAK MY SPIRIT
>>43839450yeah yeah just shut the fuck up, you're too self righteous to fun around. i get it, when you're that tiny and low to the ground everyone seems a threat
>>43839511Cant i...
>>43839530You CAN NOT
>>43839478lol
I wish I were Hadrian
Sometimes dinner is light and refreshing
Sometimes I wish I was a real bear
>>43839405Good post
>>43839465Hi sealbutt. What's up?
>>43839468Wish this character was a gold tan and not super charcoal
Ooh, I think lifting is making my hands more beefy! Very exciting.
>>43839595post thick daddy wrists
>>43839585Tho reveal
>>43839604
>>43839624stop posting delta
>>43839593Idk I think he looks good with the blue eyes
>>43839645I have blue eyes you do not
>>43839624should have given him some civil war facial hair
>>43839645I'm surprised you don't ship chilchuck lol>>43839653blue eyes look creepy
>>43839604Still working on it. They’re kind of thin at the moment, but getting better
>>43839670Chilchuck is a straight 40 yo with a wife and kids
>>43839653You are not skinny or have dark chocolate skin so you're ugly
>>43839583Not much, this Sunday has been very chill for me. I watched Scary Movie 6 with some family. And it was ehh... pretty terrible. I hope you and your bf get a chance to go to the movies every now and then. What kind of movies do you enjoy watching, if you dont mind me asking.?
>>43839721
>>43839723We don't like going to the movies. He likes movies, though.I find most boring. Found footage and, analog, is my favorite. You?
>>43839778Yeah I went to a beach in 2019, I actually go outside unlike you. I don't have pictures of yours saved because it would give my phone hiv
Little angry pissed off mishaped bitchass goblin
Mr Pancakes is so jealous that Samael and Dan mog him
>>43839817Yes my eyes are blue...>>43839813No they dont i got a buzzcut and a beard now and I BEAR MOGG THEM
If you think samael or dan mogg me now you are MENTHOL
The Kospi is down over 8% right now, and Nikkei is down 3.4%. After Friday’s dump, I’m thinking this may be the AI bubble finally popping.
>>43839841daddy pozz my little tight virgin hole daddy uwu with your toxic cum
>>43839859U can pop something else
>>43839778This picture is so devastating
>>43839779I don't even know where to begin. I'm honestly into just about anything>Sci-FiSci-fi movies like, Aliens, Terminator 2, Interstellar, The Matrix, Donnie Darko.>ActionJohn Wick, The Raid, Mad Max Fury Road, Hardcore Henry, Train To Busan, No Country For Old Men.>Thriller/DramaParasite, Memories Of Murder, Prisoners, The Revenant, The Hunt 2014, Come And See, Old Boy original version obviously.Of course I enjoy horror and fantasy movies too, like The Shining, or Lord Of The Rings trilogy. But I don't want to be here all night. But for my absolute favorite movie, I'd probably go with Prisoners.
>>43839946Post face reveal, pup
Mr pancakes in every selfie
Why do people fetishize black men? They all smell like shit unless they showered immediately beforehand and their dicks aren't that much bigger than white guys if at all4/10 experience
Poop off sisma
>>43839962Don't insult Meyhem like that. She actually slays
>>43839943Someone’s bondage cherry? That sounds fun.
Got sick and now my dick doesn’t work
>>43840056Can't you take viarga? Or just become a bottom idk
Ate some turkey and fish.Hate.Feel better but hate. Hate eating meat.Sorry for blogposting, my own friends and family do not care that I feel bad about eating meat.
i drew iggy azalea
>>43840189Can you draw her fingering my butthole
>>43840010this but for asians
this thread sucks
>>43840331Maybe if you guys actually replied to my posts, there'd be more discussions to be had?
>>43840189I loved her :/
Why is this literally what all bottoms want
>>43840400beer is empty calories
>>43839946The matrix movies are soo baddd
this thread needs a hero
>>43840133Why you hate it
>>43840408It’s good for bulkmaxxing.
>>43839794I like that you wear your underwear under your bathing suit. I do the same thing too hehe.
>>43840414this thread is like always sunny in that everyone is a villain. except no one is funny
>>43840414https://voca.ro/1kGm9aJL2mzJ
>>43840412Oops I missed your reply. I'm not a massive fan of the trilogy as a whole. But the first one is pretty good and still holds up rather well imo.
https://voca.ro/1nQb2Yqq3NI5
>>43840400cute AF!
bottoms be like "i like to get peed in when getting fucked"
>>43840458What I can be funny here. Let me tell you a joke?What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
>>43840423I shouldn't need to eat meat. It should be possible to formulate a diet which satisfies all my needs. Plenty of other people have been able to build working vegetarian diets but I keep starving myself to dysfunction because I hate the food I absolutely need to eat. I didn't used to get migraines but now I do.
>>43840500well i'm stumped. how?
>>43840523Refrigerators don't fart when you pull your meat out of them.
>>43840484>>43840482
>>43840482youre literally the insane animal torturing villain of tt that needs to be put down by a handsome bwc daddy
Straights are interesting creatures.
Sometimes dinner is just a bag of chips... or 2 and a diet pepsi
>>43840548that's pretty good
>>43840586I didn't make it up, its a pretty old one.
>>43840585i don't even buy chips anymore so that i avoid doing this. instead i buy eggs. lots and lots of eggs.
>>43840559https://voca.ro/14TA3K4BXRrF
>>43840585No, you need to eat real food.
Its not BWC its BBC... btw
the perfect dinner is buying 4 pounds of crab legs and then eating them on a tv tray
I dont trust men who like seafood
>>43840699i don’t trust homosexuals
>>43840699bitch eat the fish
https://youtu.be/mGfLVaDJkdw?si=UNSn-89zQGH2M3hT
https://voca.ro/1bo3u5ktB31xIm singing slayers peoples anthem
>>43840699i'm in my seafaring haddock era. i'm yumfish shellcore
https://youtu.be/mGfLVaDJkdw?si=UNSn-89zQGH2M3hTI am der absolute healerOBAY>OBAY
https://youtu.be/mGfLVaDJkdw?si=UNSn-89zQGH2M3hTYE NEED TE OBAY RITE NOW I AM DER FÜHRER OVER ISLAM TOOOBAY
Mr Pancakes wouldn't eat a baby seal right...?
OBAT TE DUTCH KINGDEM>HOWEVER MIND THAT DER FUHRER
>>43840699You ever go to Asian supermarkets and it's like 90% fishtanks LMAO
YE NEED TE OBAY DER FUHRER
>>43840642It's more fun to pick through whole steamed crabs while munching on corn and cole slaw and slowly getting tipsy on beer. Marylandmaxxing
>>43839468Is it true that they're actually bigger on average? I've only ever seen white cock so I don't have a frame of reference.
>>43840782https://voca.ro/16ZambWGhabG
BIG FRETZLER BENIS>OUR WIN IS ETERNAL ANDE ETERNAL
>>43840796From the ones I've seen, not necessarily. One guy I've seen was big but not abnormally so. Most of them have been average
I wil mine eternal winn
https://youtu.be/rvWT0Yx9IU4?si=8Hk5FWDn9cZmDy4R&t=537I am der fritzler
>>43837063I am a blue eyed twink who is mtfmaxxing. My chest is almost A cup (formerly 0% breast) and the rest of my body is slim. At what point do I become disgusting to gay men?
https://voca.ro/1fpprpiONV4b
>>43840816Why do you feel the need to post here if you arent a man??? Isnt this an admission that transwomen are men... checkmate liberal
BAC
>>43840816to gay men? you are already disgusting to themto bisexuals? never. they like chicks with dicks, and dudes with boobs
>>43840782He would club it to death and skin it alive tho
>>43840825I never said I was a transwoman. Perhaps I am the elusive cis man on hrt>>43840836sad reality
>>43840819Can you sing vagina by cupkakke
my cum shot up like 4 inches straight up it was glorious. i wonder who among us could cumshot the farthest
>>43840874i shot past my head once if it hit my face i wouldve given myself a facial
>>43840836>they like chicks with dicks, and dudes with boobsIs it weird that I don't like trans men that much? I'm otherwise attracted to all parts of the gender spectrum, cis men, cis women, trans women, and the rest. Something just feels weird about a guy not having a dick.
>me having to listen to Mr Pancakes' nauseatingly repugnant voice because I want to know what he had to say about my post.
>>43840873https://voca.ro/17TBuds0Unsl
where the hell did pancakes even come from did he just show up one day
>>43840925Mr pancakes backstory is that he ended up in a relationship with a 43 year old when he was 17 and posting here
>>43840925Pretty sure this true for all of us, anon?
Why are gas nastyhttps://x.com/marcosr12881642/status/2063729648526143664
This sure are some shirts of all time
>>43840905IM PEEN
>>43837063How do I get a hot guy to sexually torture me like this?
>>43840925Like all eldritch horror creatures do. Yes. But his real name has been lost to the sands of time. But some elders still remeber his real name. Gaydead.
>>43840892i love his sassy turbo queer gay voice
>>43840953that seems pretty pleasurable wheres the torture
>>43840942buy one of each
>>43840975For me and my imaginary boyfriend?
>>43840968It's a spiked penis sheath, spiked nipple belt, and spiked insole bondage socks
>>43840981you never know when the right black guy will come along and it's good to be prepared
>>43840938gays dont like wanna eat fuck sit BUT THE PARASITES THE ANAL WORM DEMON IT WANT THEM TO PLAY WITH SHIT
>>43840985>never
have u tried the trade darling its divine try the trade darling its dashing if youre ordering you must try the trade darling its quite delectable
>>43840938>teehee
Imagine the smell
gay sex
>>43840938The way the poop is stuck to the ass hair or something and not on the dick
Ngl poop is hilarious
>>43841081a post shrouded in controversy in this terribad thread
Delta why didn’t I see you at weho pride?
>>43841116mediocre balding white pigs
Sex with white mids
>>43841124Way too many gray hairs there sister.
boxers are coming back in style over boxerbriefshow do you all feel?
Kissing deltas man tiddies and jiggling his belly while he eats this
i was getting fucked and farted 4 strokes in a row because air was getting in and he just laughed and kept going
>>43841189My ex told me to cum fart for him after he blew a load in my ass he wanted me to shit and fart the cum out... :s
god fuck this thread i'm going to sleep
>>43841195
arghh
>>43841116delta obviously hasnt left his room in the past 20 years
:-(
imagine seeing a homosexual male couple in public
>>43840938would
>>43841304I would yell faggots at them
>>43841304makes me happy especially if they're old>>43841331I do still think this though
>>43841275>>43841304:-)
My steak alfredo recipe still holds up. Unreal go good it is.
hot gay couple cosplay @ dragoncon
>>43841124Mel Gibson!?? (ﾟДﾟ#)>>43841154Yummy yummy, post your chubby tummy tummy :3>>43841304I actually saw this once when I went to get ice cream. They were maybe in their early 30's and I kinda stared at them, imagining what it would be like if I actually had a bf. I think one of them noticed me, so I stopped staring and felt kinda bad hehe. I'm going to die alone (;∀; )
All of gaygen breaking down deltas flat to force him out to Leeds pridehttps://x.com/meow2750/status/2063703853875245461/video/
>>43841116>>43841124I just read as "white pride", which would be objectively more based
i had to take some kind of iq test for an assessment and the memory part i got 20th percentile lul
>>43841395what did you get for the rest I remember I had an iq test for my adhd assessment, I got 95th+ percentile for every section except for processing speed, where I was in like the 30th
>>43841395I took an iq test and got 68
are fat guys actually desirable I feel like it's the biggest inside joke of all time
:3 im smart because if you get over 60% THAT MEANS YOU PASSED
>>43841442please tell me you mean 68th percentile, anon
>>43841304This happens pretty regularly if you live in a big city.The real imagine... is being a homosexual male couple in public.
>>43841460Whats a percentile
>>43841436lul it was adhd assessment for me as well. they said i have combined type but idk im still unsure it felt so easy to get diagnosed i have no idea how its accurate at all
>>43841456really fat guys no, but musclefat yes.
>>43841499do I have to be hairy too I'm not even hairy I feel like such a fakecel bear
>>43841456Yes to twinks >>43841163 especially
i always thought i was stupid though because it takes me longer to learn things than other people but i guess my fluid reasoning is good somehow?
>>43841507You don't have to be hairy, just try to be be brave and confident, and ofc have fun
>>43841456It depends on grooming, proportions and personality. I personally think that fat guys are less attractive on average, but that's because a lot of fat guys are slobs that just don't take care of themselves. I've met a number of fat guys I find particularly attractive.
>>43841511this is promising I suppose >>43841531>just try to be be brave and confidentI need to kill myself, NOW
>>43841545Nah you just need someone to make out with you
im not sure whether to try adhd meds or not tho cus im almost completely dysfunctional but part of me doubts whether i even have it, they didnt leave me super confident with the diagnosis. if it made me actually able to function though that would be unreal cus ive struggled for my entire life just to exist
I MISS YOU
>>43841576there's a number of different adhd meds, and they work differently for everyone, you can just switch around until you find one that worksdon't let them give you antidepressants though, some docs will prescribe those for adhd and I've never heard them work for anyone
>>43841576I have never encountered someone that regretted getting medicated for adhd, which might just be because adhd meds are awesome and funI honestly need to get diagnosed because I definitely have some executive dysfunction
GODDDDDDD I WISH DELTA SPENT HIS 20S LIKE THIShttps://x.com/i/status/2063839742559670471
>>43841586ssris helped me with depression and anxiety but i almost feel like i need the anxiety to get anything done lol. i think i did worse in school on ssris, they make me way too relaxed
>>43841595Ewww building lego rayquaza is way more fun and interesting than this degenerate shit
>>43841569that's scary tho
>>43841586>>43841598Imagine being so soft that you need medicine to function and kill yourself over words. I swear some people need to be beat the shit out of to start acting right. A good beating would cure you
>>43841592yea the executive dysfunction was the main thing that made me consider it, and just other people suggesting i had it. u should think abt it>>43841619idk i think my brain is broken i get depressed so easily its insane. the anxiety kind of started to go away with age though. im not sure if id call myself soft though because i've gone thru homelessness before lol (somehow i wasnt depressed during that at all actually)
>>43841619If all it took was a beating, I would've been cured a long time ago.
>>43841632go back to being homeless then. you probably just miss the excitement
>>43841647>you probably just miss the excitementdude im ngl i just roamed the states it was kind of epic. i do miss just going wherever tf i wanted to. but i have ambitions in life so i wouldnt go back to that
>>43841619>>43841647a nigga with a rosebud coming out his asshole could never read me you can call me soft sissy useless loser all that but guess what i can do hold my bowels in
https://voca.ro/17TpwBACIIeJ
>>43841655i have never had an anal prolapse and i probs have a tighter bootyhole than you bitch
Slayers mum locks him out at night because she is afraid he will rape her
is slayer homeless? i can't tell, i don't think i've ever heard a vocaroo where he isn't outside. does he have a job? what does he do all day
>>43841616The first time I went to a guy's place I was so nervous that I was physically shaking. Then he hugged me and calmed me down and we cuddled on the couch and talked and watched a movie. An hour later I was calmed down and felt safe and relaxed and by the time he tried to kiss me I was just excited.Everyone goes through it sis>>43841632I have been thinking about it but I feel like I have mostly adapted to my own brain so I doubt they will want to diagnose me. Like, if I get to work on time and can hold down a job I feel like they won't think it's bad enough to really do anything for.
>>43841667someone found his apartment dont know how reliable it is, if he does live there it's probably with his mom. idk the slayer deeplore since im not a discordkitten
>>43841669>The first time I went to a guy's place I was so nervous that I was physically shakingthat's actually kinda cute lol
Flowofy like a bowny ;-;
>>43841667he used to be homeless as a teen but has an appartment now and will inherit a lot of money and be a rich sigar daddy to horny teenage boys eventully
homelessness builds some character if it doesn't scar you
i'm a retarded bottom
>>43841703okay boomer
feeding your top chicken nuggies with sweet sour and sour cream sauce ^-^
we should require all politicians to go thru some kind of trial where they have to survive out on the streets for a month starting with nothing. instant DQ if they get any kind of housing, it would be too easy with fame. make them restart the month all over
>>43841729I went vegetarian when I became a switch, to make prep easier :(Now bottom can't feed me nuggets :(
>>43841680In hindsight yea, at the time it sucked though lolI was like, rationally thinking, "I'm fine, this is fine, he likes me, this is going well" but I couldn't calm down until he actually held me. Him being calm and warm and close calmed me down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntZFtjsbgw
>>43840938this is a brazillian thing
I'm bi but sometimes I get irrational thoughts telling me that I'm not really attracted to men, and I was straight the whole time. Even though I've had gay sex, jerk off to gay porn, and literally have a boyfriend, I can't get those thoughts out of my head. Is this some kind of OCD? What is wrong with me. I literally DO feel attracted to men, so why is the voice in my head trying to convince me otherwise?
>>43841808specifically it's a combination of nigger hypersexuality and yuromutt perversion
evens go foododds go sleepdubs monhun>>43841816yeah sounds like OCD
gay males
>>43841701my dad disowned me. fuck that nigga
You and your demonic ways
i want a bf like this
>>43842095me too
>>43842095My looksmatch
>>43841891this https://litter.catbox.moe/iaczmc.mp4
>>43842369I need my tongue in that ass
>>43842369Thats disgusting why dont you watch porn with real men Real men have curves,body hair, and have actually beer guts and what's more is some of them have stretch marks and wrinkles
>>43842429you're posting this ironically but everything you said is actually true
I walked past a dog fouling sign and it said fixed penalty 50 pound, maximum penalty 1000 poundHow large and stinky does the dog shit have to be to be the maximum 1000 pound shit? Does someone come around with a ruler and portable olfactometer to take measurements to see how large the fine will be? Does the council hire someone to count sweetcorn in the shit?What makes a piece of shit a 1000 pound shit instead of a 50?
>>43842095You want a hot boyfriend? Gasp.
>>43842519I have 10000 pound shits
My turds would SHOCK your council...
>>43842369>male>hairless hole
I'm in this weird middle ground where I'm not attractive enough to fuck other attractive people on grindr but at the same time, I'm not a repulsive, fat middle aged man yet so I can't fuck attractive guys who want to be humiliated either.
>>43842819incel mental gymnastics
this general is dead and i hope it dies off completely so /tttt/ can finally be rid of fags forever
>>43842918post hole
>>43842918Post srsussy
>>43842994me on the left, my hand in his pubes
>>43842918You trannies are fags. The insanely toxic deranged deformed mutilated hideous nasty evil usurping projecting self-hating faggots
>pride 2026
>penis 2026
T is for: tortured testicles trojan horses twisted tards taints twits tools turds trash threats tramps truants tyrants traitors terrorists troubled treacherous trouble-makers
>>43843067Shut the fuck up slayer lol
>>43843067>testicles>taintsmmm sign me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv72LW_UC2M
>>43843090I'm not who you think I am. I'm more dangerous and beyond your imagination. Beware!
>>43843156he would be so hot if he wasn't a pre-tranny
>>43843174is your hole hairy?
>>43843100The testicles are tortured and castrated Taints as in stains, blots, rotting, infection, festering, contamination, and corruption. Traces of something bad, offensive, and undesirable. Not the perineum (the area between the anus and the genitals)
>>43843156kekekekek>>43843196he mogged trannies tho
>>43843219you have a lot of hate in your heart. and perineum
>>43843232yeah but he's a flamer so does anything he says really matter
broken clock
>>43843254tell me what are you supposed to be then so your bedridden opinion would matter
>>43843219O.O
broken cock after it accidentally slides out while riding and you slam down on it full force
>>43843267yo mama
A not a soaking clock is right twice a day
>>43843273LMAO
Is europa even a good country?
I change the thongs two times a dayIt's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day
>>43841816ITS THE PARASITES IN YOU MAKING YOU THINK YOU STR8
Casually rotating 12 shizas grazing on a beautiful meadow
got a 2 hour stress nap instead of sleep and my jaw is sore from grinding my teeth but hey at least i woke up early for once
yeah...
>>43843521I'd give you a chew toy to grind your teeth against anxious boy
cofe and margaritas
>>43843585Want to see my eggs tho?
No body count on your new shiza (Old dick don't count, those titties don't bounce)I'll be the first one to hit your new shiza (Mm), oh, woahAyo, you ain't fuck me, you fucked the old body (Mm)You ain't fuck Shiza , you fucked Celery body (Mm-mm)Ain't no treadmill miles on this here new shiza (Mm)Off with they heads, these bitches is nobodies (Grr)Got-got me a new shiza , now I need some new dickNo little wood, tryna stick me like a toothpick
>>43843101mondays eh
my dick sore from jorkin it too much
Hermès Jorkin
>>43843585i like marigolds, if i ever have a garden i'm going to plant a big bush of them
>>43843689>big bushdaddy...
>>43843696keep your buttplug in, bottom
I really like marigolds tho
i'd marry your golds iykwim
shiza the christmas poo
>>43842994who are they?
>>43843585is that pic supposed to represent your prolapsed anus after taking a fat BBC?
>taking a fat BBCgiwtwm
new week new threado>>43843778the priviledge of making a new thread? u can make it nice ;> bye
>>43843786this is the worst thread i've seen in months
Can someone else make one please?
new:>>43843806>>43843806>>43843806
>>43843808even worse at least the first one has a twink
>>43843820shut up ignored pedophile
