Old edition >>43843806
I can't tell if anon's venting or tries to troll.
>>43847281He looks like shite. What type of retard made the OP?
>>43847313Trolling is a form of venting
>>43847324Do you go fishing?
>>43847156It's great to geek out about numbers and standard deviations. I'm glad you were happy with the end result. :D
Shiza shuda been a hooker in San Fran. She's literal better looky looky than most bio-holes anyway. Sad and real.
Why are so many gay furries in the philippines?
>>43847349well, im just glad i graduated at all. Ps get degrees at the end of the day!
>>43847373ask troontippe
>>43847343Not often but I have in the past, I know how to fish but most people I know aren't into it and it seems boring to do alone.
>>43847320ur mad hoe lol brl this is my thread fag act right or leave
>>43847357she's FTM
>>43847388You're making too many assumptions from one post. Are you autistic/retarded/brown and ugly?
>>43847373i don't know but thank god for them
>>43847404cry more trantran
>>43847421Girl most of yall failed church school lol.
>>43847281a real alpha
>>43847449But I'm not crying, I'm asking a question. Are you high? Are you retarded? Should I look for your handler?
>>43847421Yeah that's what I think's throwing off my approach. I'm trying to get to know these guys deeper and they want a more physical fulfillment of whatever's on their mind at the moment.
>>43847313>ventingAmogus :D>>43847497Not me I was a good church boy
>>43847520you think youre doing something but trying too hard
>>43847548You can and should do both sis
>>43847548I need to fill their hole with cum before you into the deeper soul searching stuff sis.
someone post hole
i don't think shiza's online but she's an asshole
>>43847633no judgement but are you autistic?
idea: naked except wearing converse
>>43847577We'd be a good duo. lmao>>43847564I'm the type that'd give a guy cheese because I thought it would fascinate him. I'm oblivious
>>43847633He killed himself after that awful looking Guild Wars 3 trailer
>>43847670what kinda socks
>>43847383Be your own boss is something I wish I could tell kid me.
>>43847648no im not a shiza>>43847675no she works on crimson dessert post launch content
Yuck
>>43847687stance socks
>>43847706eh
>>43847673I'm the type that would appreciate the gift and thank you even though it's a slightly weird gift
the type of person to freeball for comfort, but then still wear an undershirt (it's me)
>>43847796post hole
bucko more like bumko amirite
>>43847749I should lead off with more cheese gifts lol
>>43847807You should ask the guy what kind of flavor profile he likes first. I'm a super sharp cheddar kinda guy.
>>43847802wanna see my dad like this
>>43847802post bum
>>43847770I just know they have the most disgusting Onlyfans
>>43847670I'd be into that. As long as the converse are clean. I can't stand dirty shoes. Its a dealbreaker.
>>43847838practice makes perfect
Wish I never posted hole
>>43847818>super sharp cheddarPoint taken. I've been loving the omg cheesburger at Applebees. I think that's one of the cheeses in it.
America is the great satan because it rejects God. Iran is more godly than America and American Christians hate it. Women should cover their hair and body. Piercings and tattoos should be banned. Music should be banned. Trannies, fags, queers need to shut the fuck up and be banished to an island somewhere
i hate Beau so much
>>43847832bum!
>>43847898Sounds reaally boring tho
shiza is the great hooker because it rejects pennicilin.
i'm not like them. i'm different.
>>43847894Haven't tried it but I bet it'd be a fun first date :)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dizP-cYtYY8Imagine the twinkiest bottom sounding like this
My penis is incapable of getting even marginally hard for anyone besides 18-19 year old teenage boys. Rawdogging barely legal teen boyos in their college dorms is all I want.
Freeballing is for people who want to chafe and smell like swampass all day. A real man wears proper underwear that provides support and ventilation.
>>43847400First time MOTHER
>>43847943Flag checks out
>>43847885Gross>>43847942Unironically me after karaoke night
>>43847948>chafemoo?
>>43847943Freshieanon?
>>43847962It's not gross im just not a slut
>>43847948It's something guys 18-25 can get away with when thirsttrapping but after that it gets impractical outside of cowboy pornos.
shiza loves eating delicious icecream give it to me
>>43847974>im just not a slutWhile posting hole? Ok sis...
>>43847948you're chafing? stop freeballing in jeans
Why don’t teenage boys wash their dicks or trim their pubes? I sucked off an eighteen year old the other day and he was uncut and slimy as fuck. Smelled a bit funny but I still sucked him off. But god damn was he bushy. Also anyone under the age of 30 may as well be a zoomer at this point. They all act the same and have the same hair. It’s kind of annoying.
>>43847943based wtfdamn i wish i went to a boarding christian college i was looking at.. so many closeted freshie teenie weenies there probably
>>43847976I think men should be able to get away with it too. Like a 25-50 daddies too because they probably just forgot to put their underwear again and now show their big balls and vpl, oh sometimes forget just happens :(
I like expensive cheese and cheap men. Both are best when they're a little bit smelly and aged.
>>43847989That's why I regret
>>43847816NEED.
i like cheap shizas and cheeses with transfats. oh...
sup bros, tell me something good that happened today
>>43847976After 25 your balls start to look like a pair of deflated balloons and nobody wants to see that
>>43848047i don't think that's true but ok
>>43848042I did all my exercise and work early in the morning to avoid the heat.You?
>>43848047I would like to see it
>>43847981and im not talking about ice cream
I don't think Schwab is dinging me for free riding. Pretty sure I should be well within that territory by now...
>>43848047slayers ball must be the saddest popped little deflated balloons around
>>43848000If a guy 18-25 is freeballing in gym shorts, hairy dangling balls peeking out, he's a dumb sex-crazed buck. If a 30 year old freeballs in gym shorts, he's just a lazy 30 year old man who won't wear a dirty pair. If a guy 18-25 wears pants without underwear, it's a hot bulge. If an older man tending the horses wears pants without underwear, it's because he didn't have any clean briefs, and he's ready to breed the twink next door.
>>43848111yes, and?
>>43848000>25-50 daddies
its actually crazy how pathetic some people in this world are. like there was this indian kid in high school who would always hang out with these white kids and they would always make fun of him for being indian and a streetshitter and he would be like "yeah... haha"i was a loser with no friends but at least i wasnt begging other people to be friends with me and being their bitch. during lunch i just slept on some stairs like a homeless person. i hate that i didnt know i was gay yet because there were actually some cool gay people there. i couldve lost my virginity
>>438481262500-5000 lbs*
>>43848047Guys can look fine well into their 40s but yeah sometimes things dry out and only looks good in staged shots and porn.
>>43848047My balls are really smooth actually
>>43848140Mashallah may a sexy habibi like this find my feminine male self i know hed go crazy for it inshallah
>>43848160gross
shiza is the type of person to have a show on tlc
>>43848122Start scoping out farms. >>43848129Imagine being bullied by some high school jocks for being a lanky bsian but you stick with the group because that one less dickish guy actually likes being around you and invites you to his house, so when you go he sleeps in the same bed as you and you smell his strawberry banana scented hair after he spoons against you because he's a cuddler. And it lasts for months well into junior year until there is a big group sleepover that makes it weird and it's prom time anyway so it's time to lock in with his serious gf. Idk man, could be worse.
I hope you die tonight bitch im praying to my lord to kill you tonight you are a problem
>>43848160post baby smooth senior citizen balls
>>43848209the thing is they werent even jocks or good looking they were just the white losers. i wonder what that guy is up to now
>>43848042I got a text from my Ex asking for his hoodie back. I told him I burned it. He said why would you do that. I said because it still smelled like you and I need to cleanse my space. He said you're a psychopath. I said maybe. That was a good interaction. It reminded me of my place in the world.
>>43848248>It reminded me of my place in the world.which is where?
>>43848248Then everyone clapped. Gave you reddit karma. Invited you to all black cookout BBQ. And you made tostadas and wuz talking about whether the liquid poured onto the really hot surfaces actually touch it or float on a bubble of steam not making direct contact. And he made you a knitter another hoodie on atlantic cruise ship.
>>43848231Probably looking for guys with a race fetish on the apps to degrade him>>43848248Funny how cleansing your space by burning your ex's leftovers is such a normal thing now but the unsaid bit is that you swiped his hoodie in the first place.
I'm not gay, but if I were gay I wouldn't fuck any of you here.
Need stinky gamer bf
>>43848248You could have donated it crazy girl
>>43848277being 4chan brained is an ick nglthats why i try to be as normalfag as possible outside of here
>>43848291how hairy is your hole
>>43848277That really hurts my feelings
I miss blegma
>>43848272>the unsaid bit is that you swiped his hoodie in the first place. more likely the ex forgot it there
>:)
>>43848283here, here, i'm right here ;)
>>43847281SEXOOOO
>>43848277you say that now but wait til you see me pop by pussy
>>43848320
>>43848320凸(￣□￣)凸
I recently got 1000$ in a bonus, how should I spend it?
>>43848320good beard genes are wasted on people like you
I sure would hate to be mogged like this I really hope the next time I'm on public transportation a chad doesn't try and get close to me and absolutely mog me fuck I'd hate it.
>>43848349New Guitar
>>43848349sex toy
>>43848349Invest it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5s7iYGFW5o
>>43848349Gimme the dollar
>>43848317Nah, bottoms swipe their boyfriend's clothes to wear them and smell them, the ex didn't leave it there on accident, and the burner knew he had it early on but kept it anyway. Girls do it too for some reason, which is why this burn the bad energy trend anecdotally seems to be picking up again
>>43848368I still wear my exs blue adidas sweater i stole even tho its getting holes in it uwu
>>43848349buy a mechanical watch
why do bottoms feel the urge to have another man's dick shoved inside of their hole? repeatedly?what causes this behavior..?
>>43848409common sense
>>43848409It's our purpose
>>43848349buy some fine hole
>>43848356Looks staged, honestly if I saw that I'd find the guy on the right more preferable since the guy on the left is a jerk.>Have an open corner space, take the middle spot anyway to photo your 'mogging' an older guy, look away to make it seem natural but it doesn't since you can't stop yourself from posing and you even flex in your pose
>>43848376It's great to feel close to someone on the lonely nights, but try to let it go if you find yourself getting into another serious relationship
>>43848428Not what a man would say but okkkr pooman I guess your social transition isn't going that great
>>43848432extreme levels of copethat indian guy is probably an extreme asshole. its true that the taller and better looking you are the better person you are.
Wtf someone askeded me >how hung are youSo I sent a picture of my pp hard and he never replied
>>43848490let me see the pic
>>43848495No omg >also have you noticed that the hottest most divorced looking men are looking only for transwomen and femboys why is this??
Is it weird to ask men to strip before entering my house? Men shouldn't wear clothes when entering my house.
What do you all do for fun?
>>43848523Depends on how much fun I'm trying to have
>>43848523play video games, go to concerts, go for walks
>>43848523fish
>>43848523read, watch tv, garden, spend time with my bf, play games
>>43848479Sure they both could be jerks but I'm saying if I had to choose one to share a meal with, I'd choose the guy on the right. >Taller and better lookingHe's young and younger than the guy beside him. Who knows if he will hold that hairline in 6 years or if the college beer binges will start showing
>>43848506I just hit ignore/block. I look femmish so I just assume these "newly" curious bisexuals are chasers
i think women cutting off their tits and trying to be masculine is noble because men are the superior gender i still wont fuck them thoughi just think they're neat
>>43848523I was watching some ghetto fems get litty on the streets of midtown on YouTube.
>>43848574Their choped off tits are absolutely disgusting. That's just sad.
>>43848523Fishing, walk my dog, gayming, cheat on the bf
>>43848523read about guys with bfs, watch tv starring guys with bfs, workout thinking about a bf, imagine spending time with a bf, letting my imaginary bf cook for me from the stuff he brings in from the garden, talking to my imaginary bf about the video games I'm playing, go to sleep thinking about how much fun I had with my bf that doesn't existI'm either on the verge of a mental snap or will ascend to tulpahood
>>43848574Thank you. Thank you so much for calling us a men. This is a terrible impersonation. I'm not talking about whatever I'm doing but the gender I'm trying to be. I am a man. I'm gonna pretend I was always a man. My ftm phantonboobs have phantom pains from deboobing. My boyfriend likes calling my BOYgina a baja-blasted pressure showered asshole
>>43848635You're so silly slayer lol
>>43848569wtf does "'newly' curious" mean? either they were never curious, always curious or became curious after they weren't. how many ways can one be curious? so which is it?
>>43848635>the poon pube beardholonholonholon is she frfr a lil pooner nocap ong
>wtf does "'newly' curious" mean?>became curious after they weren'tyou just answered your own question mouthbreathing retard
>>43848349Don't spend it. Invest it. Become one of us.
>>43848686Idk but basically they're straight bisexuals so it's not worth wrapping my head around. Their profiles aren't even new so it's not like they haven't had time to figure it out.
>>43848658hug me pls suffocate me in your big manly stinky chest big man pls computah manifest him next to me T.T
i am not going to "hook up" with someone just because im lonely because that would be unhealthy and everyone who told me to do that is just sad
>>43848686they're homos who know that self hating homos wet themselves at the thought of turning a straight. they've been "newly curious" for their entire life because it's easy pickings
>>43848509 It's not weird. It's efficient. It lets everyone know exactly what the deal is the moment they walk in the door.
>>43848653Not me, I still want my face in your vagina
>>43848349get something fleetingtreat yourself to a male massage and happe endingget something solid:gib rest to me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AKZlhpp0vzII love asians!
Wet in my vagina Dripping down my vagina Its kinda Wet in my vagina
i got one of those monitor arms for 33 bucks and i hate it...when i chimp out and shake my table or just crash my elbows on it , it starts fucking shaking a little bit, and i fucking see it from the corner of my eye and its fucking infuriating...
>>43848832joke too long dindt watch
>too longthings asians never hear for 100, alex
>>43848860cool
>>43848860Have you tried not chimping out?
>>43848891no problemi also saw this fat clown with a beer belly running lmaothe funniest thing is he had extra weight on lol
>>43848754Oh my
i have to pee. you know what to do
>>43848733I can't even get anyone under 40 to even meet me, you're probably saving yourself from disappointment by staying safe
>straight bisexuals>turning a straight>homos who know self hating homos>""""newly curious"""" for their entire lifewell that clears that right up I guess. good talk, senpai
>>43848909its tuff tuff>>43848924how far old r u
>>43848915aaaaaaaaah
>>43848912he looks okay to me while you're chimping out and raging about strangers on the internet like a bitter post-post menopausal barren old spinster. when was the last time you've run any distance?4 meters that you have to sprint to your toilet to pee while your kidneys are failing doesn't count
>>43848550>gardenlarp
>>43848947condragulations you are the winner of this weeks reading challenge you may select an anon to post hole or pole
is it normal if you meet someone on grindr to switch to whatsapp or something if its going welli really hate grindr and in a way it could test if theyre serious or just want to get your pictures and chat
>>43847942neat shota
>>43848986yeah
>>43848950?
Th0 seems extra moody today. I wonder what's wrong.
>>43848947how fat r u? be honest
>>43849013post garden!proofs of your larpwhats growing in therepotato?ohshit i forgot to buy ciggies
>>43849003what if they call me
>>43849030Ich will deine Schweißfüße riechen
changing psych meds is supposed to make me feel better so why do I feel sick and more depressed and less mentally sharp
>>43848986switch to signalno phone nr requiredsome scared shitless clowns there are afraid to click on links lmao, zooms in particular
>>43848986It's fine if they aren't cuckoo since Grindr sucks with ad spam and seems to delay messages but I wouldn't know since everyone on grindr fails the cuckoo test
>>43849094what the hell is cuckoo test
>>43849123its a cuck quiz on tinder
>>43849042pick up and talk to him?
there's a whore on my screen
>>43849172where are you collecting this pictures, tranny?
>>43849176consensual old man sex
>>43848733But are you going to "go on a date" with someone?>>43848986Yea that's normal
>>43849063>im changing psych meds Im praying and hoping that you get fat/a beer belly
>>43849172also! where the fuck do you live?!
>43849189why is it talking to me
>>43848860Thinking about giving myself a shag haircut. Kinda scared im gonna fuck it up >>43848860I have a similar setup with a vertical screen on the left. I didn't cheap on out an arm tho so I'm happy :)
How do I find a man with long hair that likes me back
>>43849216i cant find anyone who just wants a date
>>43849239I love your tattoos which ones are your favorite?
>>43849241>cheapare you dumb? there is nothing wrong with the arm... >>43849239u aint all that troonsettle down i misread the date
>>43849256Find a short haired guy that likes you and force him to save out maybe?
>>4384926933 bucks sis...
>>43849241Winona Ryder is the dumbest shittiest avatar ever you could have picked
LADY GAGA
I dont need gimmicks or avatars because my posts speak for themselves
>>43849282Beats a twinkdead fatty with aids
>>43849123You know, a basic humanity check to see if a guy is not:1) a bot2) a pathological liar3) a sociopath4) an obsessive catfisher5) a blackmailer or scammer6) a foreign scammer7) a bpd demon8) a cptsd survivor ready to punish you for their ex's crimes9) a ghost10) a flakeLast guy I was ready to meet seemed 'decent' enough. "Curious" bisexual guy with a regular buddy that had a wife so wasn't able to meet up enough and the single divorced dad wanted another dude to mess around with, hadn't had much luck. 38 years old, looked clean, kind of had baku eyes but honestly didn't care at that point since I had been striking out since downloading the app. Was just about to send him meeting place and then he said something weird and incomprehensible so I replied 'Huh?' and then like 3 messages later he asked me if I hooked up with him the previous weekend (I didn't). Which told me all I needed to know. I replied, "You serious bro?", and didn't respond.
>>43849293No it literally doesnt nobody cares you want to fuck wionna this is the gay thread
>>43849293
>>43849279its a single arm, what do you think that garbage costs?it was already expensive
Winona is literally either a tranny or a bisexual possibly both
y'all boykissers!
>>43849286Madonna wannabe
i'm bi btw not sure if that matters
>>43849298losers cant be choosers
Bi boys do it better
Bipedos OUT
chinese people be like "auspicious"
Reminder that the majority of CHILD MOLESTATION CASES are perpetrated by BISEXUAL MEN
but I like guys my own age or a bit younger (legal)
Years ago I was chinese
>>43849309why did you write the same thing twice
>>43849286Mother Bee
>>43849365you know those are gays dedicated to the closet because they only get busted with boys
Everyone here is trannies and poons?
>>43849378what are you now
my dad gets mad when I don't want to pee when he tells me to go use the restroom
Spongesbobs big guy pants okay mayght have a chokehold on the Bears Community... But the Bears Community is the only place that excepted me when I was old bald and walled. Unlike. YOUSE GUYS. borat voice My friends....
>>43849399No sorry only you
>>43849330My standards have lowered so much since downloading the app and I still can't find someone that isn't shady as fuck or a mess or exploring their options while the bf is out of town or in the next room
>>43849298i was talking to this guy who seemed super nice and considerate, i told him i was inexperienced and he started by being really considerate but it quickly just turned into him wanting photos/videos of me doing "stuff". i mean the chats were hot and i like attention but i got the sense if it even became an irl thing (unlikely) he wouldnt be as caring as he first seemed
>>43849260Yeeea for me it's usually that I flirt with a guy some before setting up the date to make sure we vibe that way first.
I realized that nobody wins Something is ending And something begins
>>43849421No no no
>>43849418SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS OKAY... x3
does mr pancakes have aids or is it a meme
I'm not the cub who stepped up I'm just the cub fricking these kidses' dads.
>>43849451nah its a meme, he is a pedophile though, that part is true
>>43849409Gay.
what are you supposed to do with your boyfriend aside from homosexual stuff.
>>43849473Dutch ovens
>>43849473Do some homoromantic stuff sis.
>>43849463why does he rape little boys? I don't understand
>>43849459TRVE >>43849463Im not a paedophile
>>43849451I dont have aids no I have HIV
If you could choose your sexuality would you choose gay again? I would.
>>43849225kys I'm already fat
My hiv is undetectable so its practically like I dont haves it
>>43849504is it true you rape little boys
>>43849523Yes
>>43849519I would choose beastiality next time and become a furry
>>43849521would you rather have cystic fibrosis?>>43849523lol you think he would self incriminate he kills pets too!
>>43849473watch moviesgo for walksplay video gamesgo out to dinnermake out (not gay)complain about work stuff to each othergo on vacation togethergo to book shops
Always keep it 69 and unprotected
>>43849523NO
>>43849432I've thought about leading with that too so it might clear up some misunderstandings but I think it draws the wrong attention. There's the signals you send out and the way other people react to your signals, and when you say 'inexperienced' thinking it means 'take it slow', there's three times as many guys that see it and think 'fresh meat, easy lay'
>>43849543There is more to the homosexual lifestyle than this sis. This is just heterosexuality-lite.
>>43849535thank you for your honesty but that's gross
>>43849432What makes you think he isn't caring?
>>43849557>think 'fresh meat, easy lay'literally no one thinks that irlstop reading reddit retardwhat they sometimes think is "i can push him when he is already here"
>>43849539>would you rather have cystic fibrosis?No because then I couldnt bottom due to having stinky fatty stools >most of the cf community has to actually wear diapers this is widly known so I dont know why samael doesnt mention this :/
>>43849557i think youre right. its the second time i got drawn into that kind of thing>>43849569because men are beasts controlled by their cocks
as if I want some guy hanging around irl. always the same one even
>>43849561>aside from homosexual stuff
>>43849523why do you think he lost the baby sitting job
>strong smelling shits How stinky is samaels poops do you guys think?
>>43849612not on pills thohis pills are nicer than yours
>>43849587I mean... Yea... But like..
>>43849631Nope even on pills cystic fibrosis people have stinky fatty stools
im gonna go into the woods at 1am to smells the earth plants flowers and air and drink 1 beerbrb
gays arent men thobeit
>>43849648That sounds really nice if you replace beer with whiskey
>>43849631
>>43849654gay men are pseudo-males.
You JUST know Samael clears out entire buildings with his Stinky fatty stools
if gays were men, men wouldnt say they look and act gay and would instead call them men
>>43849648me when i'm about to get fucked face down in the forest by strangers
>>43849674Watch it buddy don't make us call you a bipedo
>>43849633because he said he was going to take it slow then not 1 week later he was making plans to put me in a cock cage and stuff. thats really mean
tell them to watch true blood after watching game of thrones
>>43849583Exactly, except since they're grindr guys they can't even wait that long and try pushing you after a day of chat (which is admittedly long for grindr, but still). You're proving my point lol There are some guys that certainly think they can get away with more pestering than if a guy hadn't mentioned it to begin with
i want cuddles, most likely every day. i'm touch-starved, i need affection (from a male). finding the right one is hard though. i can't just mate with anybody. i'm uhh, like, really picky about men. i rarely see one i like..
>>43849702Without reading your messages it's hard to say if he was going over the line or if you were accidentally sending signals that you wanted him to do that kind of thing.If that seems like something you might eventually want to try, maybe just tell him that you're not wanting to move so fast?Plans could mean like, next month or next year.
>>43849703True blood mogs game of thrones so much. Its so good
>>43849587Yeah it's gotta be frustrating. Make sure it doesn't lead you to doubt yourself or lower your self worth. I felt that for a while after the first couple times I got ghosted
>>43849755stop defending my digital rapist
>>43849648>>43849660I don't drink beer or whiskey. Because it gives me a headache. But I do sometimes drink hard cider if I'm feeling like a ruffian>PWWWAAAARRRRTDont mind me just feeling a lil silly todayv(・ε・v)
you guys are so insane it's hilarious
>>43849822>>43849822>>43849822
>>43849793Sorry sisGood luck hunting
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