QOTT what is your favorite James Bond moviehttps://youtu.be/IoQzFEAyBkY?si=MhBNpZFTbhc09Amh
>>43860676austin powers is the best bond movie
bond pizza
Craig Casino Royale is hard to top
Grapefruit with a hole cut in it
I have not particularly enjoyed any James bond movies
Unc thread
>>43860720Please go to mtfg, grandma
>>43860708well what did you do with the core. can I eat if
>>43860728>you’re old >no u
Objectively best
The grapefruit method never made sense because the citric acid would make your dick feel painful and sticky
unc can't handle a little dick pain lmao
>>43860742I've been grapefruited and the worst part is the juice in your dickhole. It's horrible.>>43860731hehehe
Who's james bond
>>43860734Only an eldster worries about being old>AutumnPerfect name for middle age crisis tranny
>>43860676
>>43860752a strong black womyn
>>43860751Oh no
>>43860765https://youtu.be/Fp4CR2HcHLQ?si=jBzFECoRNYFMiqIn
>>43860752wood
a pumpkin would be better than a grapefruit
i liked gold member
>>43860785Fffffuck I had forgotten how good this song is>>43860793I bet so lmao
>>43860805what does that mean
>>43860769im a phenomenal black woman built with finesse walk with grace eyes like diamonds something something if you didn't know baby now you know
I think we can all agree that autumn is old
>>43860814It means I did not remember how good Duran Duran was
mid 20s sissies who have never had a job <3
>>43860819i've slept with and dated an ethopian girl as a straight white male i think this makes us on par slash my journey slightly more painful
I'm not saying you need to be like shoving worms up there but like I do think you as an adult would be better served by making peace with the reality that sometimes things are going to go up your dick hole. it's not going to be often but it is going to happen over the course of your life. some of those times you will choose and some you will not. but you should be ready to accept all of them. Let's let go of our fear together in the club tonight, my brother
>>43860830H A I R L I N EAIRLINE
I lost count of how many times I watched Austin Powers with my dad growing up. When we watched Goldmember he'd go "that's a hot darkie" everytime Beyonce was on screen.
i think you should have to be able to bench 3 plates as a male to talk shit about anyone
>>43860848Love the phrase "slept with and dated". stealing that. you really can't outdo the doer I hate that however much i sleaze it up I'll always be one step behind the average dominican-passing white guy
>>43860785Bon. Simon Le Bon.
>>43860880genuinely speechless at this one. BEYONCÉ????
The main difference between the trannies here and Rach is that Rach has a job
>>43860883What about if I'm a cute girl. Do I have to like develop three layers of a facial identification / target positioning / automated flight patching system or something gross and misogynist like that. you men are all pigs...
>>43860850Winemom typed this post.
>>43860894Uh huh>>43860907Lmao
>>43860907I also have a cute pink little pussy. I can get a job tomorrow but you can't ungape that sissy slit
>>43860885to be fair there are plenty of guys reading this right now who have taken a girl out multiple times and still haven't even kissed them so i felt the need to clarify
>>43860926Prove it sissy
>>43860912H A I R F L A PAIRFLAP
>>43860924>mogs 100% of trannies ITT
>>43860933does that kind of thing really happen? idk i come from gay culture where you usually hook up before you even talk about going on a date. like how the Scandinavians do it
>>43860937>*
>>43860910wait if you can do any of that i'd say you can talk all the shit you want
>>43860946i can't be the Duran Duran guy. I'm sorry. I tried for a long time but it's just something I've had to make my peace with. i understand if you can't accept it because I struggle to accept it too but all i can do is beg you to not make this any more painful than it already is
revealing what’s under my hair flap on our wedding day
>>43860676I never really liked Spy flicks. Not my genre. I did enjoy watching Johnny English if that counts
eating a delicious pasta dinner tonight. ziti noodles with no sauce, a little bit of salt, and a little bit of garlic. otherwise eaten by itself. ziti has such a good texture, one of the best pasta textures.>>43860676ive never seen a bond movie but after watching someone play 007: first light i really want to see one. where should i start? which bond?
>>43860976i hope it's a functional vagina
Large zucchini with a hole cut in both ends (for the team players)
>>43860976It’s a penis isn’t it
>>43860883The fact you're using that as a benchmark shows you likely don't liftt.benches 3pl8>>43860896Yeah and
>>43860982For real, start with Dr NoThen skip to The Spy Who Loved MeThen Living DaylightsThen GoldeneyeThat will give you a nice overview
>>43860948some guys just have no motion or girls catch their print and friendzone them
>>43860970I've done all of these things they're like par for the course all of university in STEM fields is thinly veiled defense applications it's so bleak. i once swore to myself that if I overheard someone else making a comment about how "it's so weird how all the project examples are based around drones" i was going to blow the whole place up tae fuck. i just wanted to work on Google translate dude i don't know how it got like this
Daily reminder that Maiq did nothing wrong
>>43861014i didn't even know she was in that
>>43861016thank you! im going to download these and watch two per night this weekend
>>43861030I wanna corner this guy in the back of a spencers (by the dildos) and remind him that he could end his life at any time and nobody would care
>>43861029You’re posting under the wrong flag and in the wrong thread, homo
>>43861023i mean yeah but don't you scope out those things before the date. idk I guess I just can't really conceptualise how a date works if you don't even know if you're sexually compatible yet. heterosexuality is so strange
>>43861014bench is the only important lift nobody asks whats your deadlift or overhead press normies only care about what you can bench therefore making it the most important lift
>>43861044Cool, I hope we get to talk again I am really interested to hear what you think
Should I rent a Switch game because I still have access to a video rental store?
What drives the obsession with Maiq?
>>43861052What's so gay about me being put in a self defense situation?
Vlush>>43859811
>>43861027i played enough grand strat games to realize tech all trickles down from what we can kill eachother with and how to fix the people who didn't get killed so they can get killed again
>>43861080The visceral way you fantasize about other men is clearly repressed homosexuality
>>43861030Is this the original? I think the original had a hat
>>43861079the fedora, the baldness, the selfie in a candy aisle at target so many strange things
>>43861097Yep that’s the one that got posted in gaygen by some guy called mouse who Slayershirt was trying to groom
>>43861091I wanna make him burn his fedora, with the heavy implication that if he does I won't break a few of his fingers. That being said, it's a lie and I still would be forced to defend myself.
>>43861042cultureless>>43861063lmao imagine caring about something just because normies do. And besides, normies care about aesthetics first and foremost.
>>43861089he looks gentlei wish i knew more about his backstory besides him being mtfg's grungler.everything i heard about him in that context was "weird but harmless" but i can't judge either way because i never heard any details.
>>43861059i don't know how it happens to guys
>>43861114Holy shit you are the gayest man on this board
any cutie patooties here tonight or just foothons like usual
>>43861115i don't disagree having a three plate bench and abs really is a cheatcode
>>43861123Keep in mind that everything said about him is in the “revenge porn” context of him rejecting the person who doxxed him.
>>43861123He spent weeks harassing cibi because she wouldn't help him masturbate. He'd start freak gooning any time they'd talk and he got aggressive because she wouldn't help. After weeks of her threatening to leak his photo if he didn't stop harassing her, she leaked the photo. He's a sex pest and the only thing stopping him from progressing to a full louis CK was distance.>>43861129How is defending myself from aspiring rapist maiq gay?
>>43860690Austin powers 1 is total shit, SNL slop for Gen X retards who fried their brains on weed and goyslop beer.
>>43861053>>43861089before and after skin bleaching
>>43861053i think it's just that the ai humanises him in the most literal sense. like it's in the eyes and their microexpressionssouth asian maiq's eyes are stern and imposing but there's also this empathy to them. there's almost like a paternal feeling like this makes me feel like I've made a bad impulse decision and he's disappointed in me but he's mostly just upset because he's worried about me. like there's a sense of love and careIrish-American maiq's eyes on the other hand are completely glazed over. they're distant, tired looking, unfocused. there's a deep sadness and exhaustion there but absolutely nothing behind them. like looking into the eyes of a gutted fish in a shop window and feeling in your bones how polluted its habitat is these days, you know?
>>43861129trip on maiq
>>43861135Still won't make up for being a manlet or shrimpdick
>>43861088the purpose of grand strat games is to convince of this among other ideas. please do not be a mark in here it stresses me out I worry that you're going to run into a wallet inspector
>>43861139maiq...just stop
>>43861155chinese steve has a kindness to him that i dont trust
>>43861143Posting you violent rape fantasies about another man on the gay board while claiming to be straight is maybe the gayest thing imaginable
>>43861143>corners a dude>defending myselfGive it up h0m0
>>43861159sounds like you have some experience with that lol
>>43861146This.
>>43861155You look like you mow lawns for really cheap>>43861159>shrimp>>43861175I would be forced to stand my ground. Look it up.
>>43861155Cheer up Steve
>>43861155why’d you make yourself chinese in this
>>43861142would
>>43861173Nothing gay about it
>>43861142Breathtaking
>>43861146shit was hilarious in grade school guess i wasn't as pretentious as you in 3rd grade
i feel bad for maiq. he was a cool guy when i knew him
>>43861115I'm very cultured it's just not your culture. I'm sorry if that's upsetting to you. i do want to watch them I've heard good things>>43861124i guess it's just different for girls>>43861192who's getting better head
>>43861182>I imagine cornering Maiq and kissing his luscious lips and huffing his manly scent >IN SELF DEFENSE OF COURSE
>>43861201If you ignore all the flicker gooning and heavy breathing, I guess.
maiq is really mad nobody likes him and his baldness lmao
>>43861205No I would bonk him over the head with a piece of rebar or perhaps a baseball bat until he stopped moving
making ai edits of people is pretty weird tbhon but it adds up with the chasers here being old
>>43861179>6-2>180 #>7.5" uncut>Zero gym timeAll the gym time in the world won't make you taller or grow your cock.
>>43861185
>he’s never sucked a man’s dick in self defence
>>43861201I feel bad for him to, imagine being the subject of this violent repressed homosexual’s repressed fantasies
>>43861222Does the store also sell propeller hats
>>43861208he was never sexual when we talked>>43861224yeah :(
>>43860676My favourite is Die Another Day because it’s funny-bad, but also in terms of spectacle and fast pacing it would be high tier if it weren’t so silly. My favourite based on what it does intentionally is either Goldeneye or Dr No. Casino Royale is also really good.>>43860738Objectively the most midFTFY, there are no good Moore movies, this and FYEO are the only ones that aren’t shit.>>43860769This character was silly because she just came across as horrifically insecure, she’d be like>uh bond can’t you see a strong wombyn can be an agentBut bond would just ignore her, chill with moneypenny (a female agent who he already respects), then tell M that he’s an asshole and retarded>>43860765This is the absolute worst bond movie and has the worst title drop of any movie ever made.
>>43861222imagining a sequence of prompts where the lollipops get progressively larger
>>43861222That’s better!
>>43861230How do you know he wasn't jerking off while you talked?
>>43861224I want him to try and attack me so i have to put him down on my bed and kiss him and fuck him, self defense od course
>>43861238please stop jerking off while you are talking to me now
>>43861229
i just don't like his hat. i have no other critiques of his behaviour whatsoever >>43861142it really feels like this... it feels like this every single day
I’m a straight man but if Maiq so much as made eye contact with me I would rip his fucking pants off and slurp on his penis until he was quivering and shaking and I would swallow every drop of his semen because I stand my ground
>>43861229He needs to ditch the hoodie and wear some denim overalls or a onesie
Maiq is so badass
>>43861243I would never make a typo. A fool, you are. You need to get better at impersonating people.>>43861253He was probably smacking it while you talked and just hadn't been bold enough to make it your problem yet.
>>43861233You don't understand comedy.
>>43861260The hat stays on, Bronya
>>43861263this is how I flirt but I have mental problems
>>43861275projecting
>>43861284i don't like it!!!! it makes me so mad!!!!!
>>43861296You can keep defending him, I guess. He was sexually aggressive towards women and harassed them for not helping him slap it. That's why his photo got leaked. Your buddy is a sex pest.
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labiaYet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virginSame as the "uncut dicks smell ThingI am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.
>>438612216'2 and only 180 how are you that tall and under 200 and you want me to believe you bench 3 plates ok bud also my dick is bigger lol
Clara posted Maiq’s picture to get attention but literally no one gives a shit about her and we talk about Maiq every single day instead
>>43861306>That's why his photo got leakedlmao fucking retard everyone knows cibonon post his pic because he refused to meet up with her
>>43861309That just shows maiq is the baddie here
>>43861306weird>>43861307why do you know what your family's vaginas look like?
>Women when they see Chad: I'm a ditzy bimbo who doesn't know anything! Choke me! Oops, I don't know how to do something!>Women when they see 99% of men: why don't men respect me@bronya why does this happen?>>43861324It's called sisterhood.
>>43861307This is the type of post you drop in an /sp/ world cup stickyGod, I can't wait
Cibinon is a piece of shit desu
>>43861323baddies mentionedhttps://youtu.be/TAeWtxJlx44
>>43861324Your little friend is the weirdo. I would cave his head in and make it look like a coconut fell and hit his soft spot, perchance.
>>43861309she posted it to get maiq to stop postinghe's a creepy DL chaser but posting someone's face without permission is still pretty mean
>>43861341can you cum and move on already?
>>43861336Maiq should not have trusted her with a pic but also he was smart enough not to tell her his name
I knew what my family's genitals looked like until about 7 or 8 but then we stopped being naked around each other
>>43861344Cibi is one of the ruder people here. She's not full blown mean, just genuinely doesn't seem to understand or care how her actions affect others
>>43861344He was warned it would happen and he kept harassing her. He brought it on himself.>>43861351I'm not maiq.
>>43861356i know what my dad and mom look like naked
>>43861329Idk socioeconomic factors or whatever. Do you think I'm pretty
>>43861360who is the meanest?
>>43861199I liked it in grade school but my frontal lobe kept developing after I turned 10.The Austin Powers movies are mediocre at their best and while bond movies are flawed, most of them are better than all three Austin powers movies,
>>43861341I would cave his head in so hard and and and make him uh fuck my anus oh yeah and I would ride his cock in self defense u til he was uh a pink mist because self defense, you see
>>43861364Me, BITCH.
>Your little friend is the weirdo. I would cave his head in and make it look like a coconut fell and hit his soft spot, perchance.
>>43861363Yeah you're pretty.... Pretty DUMB>>43861364The girl reading this <3
who among us didnt have a cringe hat phaselet those without a history of fedoras throw the first stone#istandwithmaiq #onthisonespecificissueonly
>>43861376I would be forced to defend myself from him too.
>>43861376lmao Uncle Skullet is a real tough guy
>>43861383I went to school with black kids so a cringe hat phase was just wearing fitteds. Even when cringe you were still swag.
>>43861383Aww cute
For me it was casino royale
>>43861371I don't like you.
>>43861360I don’t think she really believes other people exist
>>43861380hehehe .... yeah I'M NOT THE MEANEST all the rest of these girls are way meaner than I am the jealousy makes them bitter and twisted
>>43861383My Facebook pfp was me in a straw trilby soifacing at one point but we don't talk about thatIn my defense it was 2010
Dom wulfim isnt real.Dom wulfim isnt real.Dom wulfim isnt real.Dom wulfim isnt real.
>>43861383This is a fit idc
>>43861414https://voca.ro/1741zXQgzLnI
>>43861383https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O6VoVsa8HDA
Maiq is indeed a badass
>>43861383I've only ever worn two types of hats, ball caps, and beanies.
>>43861412my friends made a facebook for me since i wouldn't and my pfp was me looking for my keys in a trash can since i accidentally threw them out
one time I had a Facebook pfp so bad I had to just nuke the entire account. i don't really get insecure about my appearance but that photo simply no longer exists and never will again
>>43861435You need a big floppy sun hat
>>43861435Would you ever wear a bald cap at all
oh god looking for fedora and trilby pics on my facebook got me looking at pics of the guy i used to canoodle with in the woods behind our school before he became awful and manipulative towards mefuck... i have conflicting feelings in my stomach>>43861423blue suit with a black hati was never a true husstuss with that lack of color coordination>>43861392my school had a bunch of real macho italian-american dudes who would have beaten the shit out of me for that but me and the theater kids stuck together to defend each other
>>43861432I would knock him out, leave him in the street covered in canned tuna and let the stray cats rip him apart, perchance
>>43861450i wore a ball cap once to protect my family jewels
>>43861440why did you throw them out? are you stupid?
>>43861450Yea if I was dressing up as your mother for Halloween
>>43861453Just cum already and leave the thread
>>43861452it matches the tie!
>>43861472Make the teeth yellower
i like how these niggas are acting like a mid 40s short fat guy wouldn't be an easy fight
>>43861478Is this the part where you accuse me of doing what your little buddy was doing to try and get the heat off of him?
>>43861445Maybe that would be cute
>>43861464like a cup??? i think those should be illegal
the cummer
>>43861475KEK
>>43861484That's why they're likely armed and will just shoot you.
should I start hrt
>>43861497abomination
>>43861496cups are for drinking???
>>43861465i was possibly a little drunk and yes i am dumb thanks :) <3
>>43861495Would like to see you in a sun dress along with that hat and some big sunglasses
>>43861504brutal descension
>>43861508SEESEESEESEE THAT I'M LITERALLY A CRETINOUS ABOMINATION
>>43861504unironically disgustingdysgenic af
>>43861475I don't understand. is that something you're going to do? Will you post a pic of your costume?
>>43861504John Cusack, I love ur movies
>>43861504no, you are racist and bad for optics
>>43861504My poor son
>>43861503that little nigga looks like he covers his ears when he hears fireworks
>>43861513That was 6 years ago
I can see your hands clap
>>43861504
he got married and now he has a husband... why do i feel jealous. it literally doesnt make sense for me to be jealous after how he treated me. i dont understand my feelings right now at all.bronya whats happening here?
>>43861484I would lock him in a cage with the key about 7 feet off the ground. A normal person could reach it but due to his short stature and obesity it might as well be in france. Inside the cage with him is one rottweiler dog. Dogs are usually good judges of character. This one is too. He would be mauled within minutes. That's a dog that could do some damage to a normal person but to him it might as well be a dragon.
>>43861504You looked like turkey tom
>>43861534what that mean
I love cishon german womenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAWmS06K6dg
>>43861531that's not my hands baby ;3>>43861510You're so welcome diva>>43861509Just do it from the river like the bible says
>>43861503>mid-40s short fat guy shoots wiggaMany such cases.
>>43861539likes dogs and hates maiq pretty based
Bronya’s poor mom
tranny pre-trans pics look like when an incel is mad at a woman and gender swaps their face and says they would look like an incel if they were a man
>>43861544
>>43861563i was hot as a man and that's why im a hon
>>43861535Peech, are you jealous that you don’t have him or that he appears to have a more settled, progressed life than you?
>>43861524You probably never get out of your recliner in your trailer.
>>43861566post the indian politician and the ganges please
>>43861559The dog would not maul me. I am pure of heart. I would reach the key and we would both escape. Then it would return the favor by mauling maiq while he browses for new funko pops.
>>43861535i don't know but it's not good! wrap that shit up and keep it moving! i guess it's like. i still really truly love a lot of people that I still really truly hate, you know?
>>43861575samei was a chad twink
i ated eated ate too many pizza and now i should self harm
>>43861561She has a black eye rn everyone say get better soon bronya's mom im really worried abt her
>>43861539>I would lock him in cageDude can you not see how gay you are?>>43861559But then again you expect us to not think you’re samefagging….
>>43861580ok maiq sure bud>>43861583lmao
>>43861579the former but not but kinda but not reallyim not jealous of married people because like 90% of my high school got married in their 20s and marriage is so meh to me
>>43861590You trannies aren't very smart are you
i'm a looser
>>43861575>>43861585fuck literally me. a chad twink. thats why im a twinkhon. ,my jawline will haunt me forever
>>43861566I don’t understand :(
>>43861595>She has a black eye rnWhy did you beat up you mom??????
>>43861598i never use capital letters brother
>>43861611girl you look cis and have since the day you started posting
>>43861602i was like below 1000kcal before the pizza
>>43861600Maybe the issue is thinking about those early times and how they were excitingThinking back to messing around early on can be pretty romantic
>>43861616Why would I do that I love her :(
>>43861595jesus this weekend i was having a bonfire with my neighbors and their kids and the kids were throwing water balloons and one of the days threw one and smacked this kid in the face and he started crying so his mom went over to him and he bit her kinda reminds me of that
>>43861626Eat more pizza then
>>43861640You’re a ned, I guess
ned lole
i just beat up this troon in front of his mom lol
i would like a gay m
>>43861590god if i was brazillian i'd choke the self harm right out of you
>>43861647having kids is pretty brutal huh. today I will thank bronya once more for making me frigid >>43861652not... I'm a sweetie and a CTEy
>>43861657candlejack got h
i'm delusional and these things are not real
Sometimes I wonder if I really count as gay... I enjoy being fucked but also kinda dislike men period. The only guys I really enjoy hooking up with are trans guys and girls. Don't you need to be attracted to actually masculine guys to be gay? And again despite this I'm a bottom who either wants to be fucked or to eat my partner out.
>>43861671f
Stop posting that guy's picture
>>43861680hi rick
>>43861688Yeah I agree
Maiq is a pussy posting as anon and trying to make himself look good, put your trip on pussy, I'll cave your fucking skull in
goo night cg
tfw no bf ;(
>>43861697good night dolphin girl
>>43861697g
>>43861694>Put your trip on, pussy>Give me you email address, coward>And your home address, buddy>Let’s go for a romantic weekend, pal>WIll you marry me, darlingYou are the gayest faggot on the board kek
>>43861703beanb...girl??
all my male friends keep getting hotter
I would put maiq into one of those machines that destroys everything
>>43861732Easily fixed
>>43861722a lof of projection in this post
lord I am never posting face on here lmaothey've been dragging that one dude for what feels like months so what if he looks a lil goofy man
>>43861738just ask him out already
>>43861697goodnight
>>43861741please don't fix it
>>43861720Bronya Bronya. I got matchaslop. What did you eat today
>>43861755Putting maiq into a hydraulic press and seeing if he gets squished or if he explodes
>>43861747just be handsome its not hard
>>43861747He didn’t post it. He rejected a tranny and she posted it here as revenge. So just keep that in mind, too.
i feel like a machine that destroys everything
>>43861769Why are you eating green
>>43861719it’s a shark!!>>43861720b>>43861760<3
>>43861771This is the kind of guy who builds stalker altars in his closet
i wish maiq got his own detective show
>>43861777based and trips must be true
>>43861781Blood makes the grass grow green
>>43861731wymLike sexy? I just googled what bean means in slang and it says a sexy woman
>>43861787gotcha both are fish tho sweet dreams
Internet tough guys
Maiq did a teency weency bit of mogging and it caused all other chaseys to want to put him into industrial crushing machines, what gives??
>>43861777Your brain is a machine that destroyed your ability to have prostate orgasms
>>43861794What would I investigate?
>>43861776yeah fuck that>>43861773i have a job don't have the time unfortunately
>>43861802whatever you want to believe ;) i swear i'm not negging you...i'm really not
>>43861816they are threatened by his cool hat
>>43861790I bet maiq does. He's known to stalk people who don't help him whack off.
What chasergen demographic do you think can hold eye contact longer irl, Latino gymcels or high inhib shy autists
>>43861826They should be congratulating him on his cool hat, not tearing him down. I hate men!
>Come to /cg/>Post violent sex fantasies about another manIt’s a strange world
>>43861816Maiq is a pussy ass bitch and creep, he harasses trannies on discord and when they don't send him nudes to whack his lil tiny dick he gets mad and harasses them on 4chan as anon
>>43861841It’s impossible to make eye contact with a Latino gymcel unless you kneel down
>>43861820crimes of various trannies
>>43861816All I wanted was to read reviews of SW novels but I guess it’s too much to ask???
>>43861747Poor bastard was stupid. Remember this when you whine about chasers not posting face, trannies.
>>43861747i personally think it's his god given right to go outside dressed like a pedophile wojak I just don't feel any great need to defend a guy who lurks around here compulsively to creep on vulnerable women who he can keep a secret. easy to understand no?>>43861767I'm just saying like if you have a problem. Leper heal thyself >>43861769IT'S SO HUGEEEEE even the biggest matches here are like half that size... looks so delicious....i got a coconut milk mango sago idk they make me more productive for some reason I think they're just ideal for sipping>>43861818i don't think my brain is the problem I blame society. Also it's entirely possible I can still have prostate orgasms
>>43861856The disappearance of Bostonanon
how old do i look
>>43861842when men see great men they get jealous and try to tear them down instead of aspiring to be like them
im small and dainty 163cm 46kg ;)I have big almond eyes a v thin face and a slim waist with a round butt i want bf!>>43861703>>43861802Dis is me ;DI want a loving man who will cherish me tho :/
>>43861906so true… like Brutus
>vulnerable women
>>43861860yeah it is pretty dumbmost people aren't posting pics anyway because the vibes are rotten>>43861870it still seems a little obsessive no? a dl 4chan chaser who didn't want to what, tell his friends that he dm's trannies online? okay
>>43861906You single baby?
>>43861870>to go outside dressed like a pedophile wojakBronya this is not a battle you want to pick, big boy
>>43861870>I'm just saying like if you have a problem. Leper heal thyselfYou're so fucking miserable dawg
>>43861913Maiqus Maximus
>>43861932Don't threaten bronya maiq, this won't end well for you
>>43861860I wanna be a pretty princess someday and be adored and cherished i wanna be an artist’s muse and inspire works of art ;D
>>43861943Felis americanus
One day I will be a beautiful woman and I’ll post pictures of my penis on the internet then I’ll run for congress
>>43861875jesus i could see a gypo from romania
maiq refused to tell cibi his name which is actually really mean and badand they had been talking for 2 freaking years!!!
Just got ffs
>>43861960Femboy autumn mogs
>>43861966Maiq did not trust someone who ended up doxxing him. Seems to me he had her figured out.
>wake up >troid gf is puking all over herself due to a bad reaction from new meds>clean her up and get her to the bathroom for the next five hours while I navigate through the process of getting her meds to stop her from feeling so terrible >tells me how much she loves me while she is puking her brains out and crying from the headache that vomiting caused>is currently sleeping next to me again after I got her meds and fixed her vomiting I'm in love.
Putting maiq in a comically large blender and turning him into a sex pest based fertilizer for my tomatoes. It is the first good thing he has ever done
>>43861967Fecal Facial Sex
>>43861980I thought the reveal at the end was that you were going to say your gf was a dog
>>43861870>IT'S SO HUGEEEEE Rofl. I think the pic makes it look big. It’s actually less than Quicklys. It is higher quality though but I know better boba places with a middle ground between quality & quantity>i got a coconut milk mango sagoThat sounds reallly good. I should try more flavors but my chud ass just gets either matcha or regular milk tea
>>43861747chasers have such weak souls
>>43861967How can she mog?! How can she mog!>>43861968Thanks! So do you!
>>43861996A talking dog? A trans talking dog? The dog is sleeping on my chest tho.
>>43861978Trvke.
>>43861980i can’t image a guy caring about me half this much
>>43862004Can you post more feet pics?
Spreading my legs and my tranny crawls towards me to give me nasty edging sloppy toppy whole I watch "Ranking EVERY Modern Fighter Jet"
>>43861747He keeps coming back to try and defend himself. He brings it upon himself.
>>43862004you trannies are weird obsessive faggots and it's not a normal thing to want your face plastered all over a tranny 4chan thread
>>43861988i can’t image a guy caring about me half this much
>>43861978how could she possibly doxx him when she doesn’t even know his name?! you need a first and last name for that
>>43862041That's probably a good thing in this case
I'm not even DL about the twinks other assorted faggots I've talked to, you guys though? Not a chance.
Bench pressed 50kg, not counting bar, for 2 sets of 2. Pyramid set of 40kg for 5 for 2, 30kg, 25kf and 20kg for 10.Third time benching, same guy who helped me last time helped me with hand positioning on bar and how high up to sit on bench. Felt much more stable and comfortable. Did goblet squats, barbell rows and lat raises.Have been exclusively bottoming for black gf, she affirmed that she ignores or waves away my requests for head. Hot. One time, I asked and she rolled me over and fucked me for multiple rounds in response. I still came, so I guess that counted.She finally bottomed for me. Insanely tight, insanely cute reactions. We cuddled after, she didn't say if this was going to be a reoccurring thing but I wouldn't mind either way.
>>43862053Dude's got his girth lobbed up onto the sink. Based.
Searching for her.
>>43862032where exactly? are you going to point me at a single anon post saying>this is a bit weird man???because we can just skip that retarded shit
>>43862022whose toes are thoseee
>>43862028true love
I’m ravenclaw btw
any fchasers in the chat or is it the usual
>>43862054Bro, your socks.
when i got surgery one of my guy friends volunteered to bring me food and pick up prescriptions for me. was he maybe in to me?
>>43861978Yep, he spent years getting to know her and concluded she was untrustworthy and then she proved him right and gave all the rest of us a crystal clear example of what she is like at the same time.
>>43862070Problem?
>>43861932if i dress like a pedophile that is one chic and stylish nonce. that's a beast with references and silhouettes >>43861917scorched earth policy on any DL shit as principle. only way to prevent DL faggots from trying to get away with that shit forever. the second a guy pulls that shit with me I am plastering every single shred of personal information on every single platform that I can find. and i am very thorough! >>43862010Are you being racist again>>43862002oh I guess that makes sense. i was thinking it was like one of those crazy American soda cups that are the size of a large dog. i feel like I've been influenced by a lot of people who really fixated on either quantity or quality when it comes to food and the like and ive learned it really is just all about the balance of the two right. one of those things it feels good to finally figure out and catch up to everyone else on...the classic flavours are probably the best ones... i think it's chic it's very cool to get like the default it's such a mog. im always posting about how the most glamorous flavour of ice cream to buy is vanilla right
>>43861967>>43861960wood
>>43862061Could be your low back but you keep playing
>>43862066Belong to this cute girl
>>43862028Let me guess. You also flip through tabs shorts when you get bored.
>>43862095wood
Bronya please wake up and watch Flexin Jackie Chan, you will love ithttps://youtu.be/MCsrZTBzqYE>>43862090
>>43862061women only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>43862090No. I was referencing a famous funny internet video. Yes it has Indians in it but neither the video nor my comment were racist.
>>43862086They are the wrong size.
>>43862068Do you know what I am
>>43862094I'm a fellow great big fat guy.
how can she slap haha, love that one
>>43862111asian
Enough about Bronya, let’s talk more about Maiq
how come bronya is right about everything how does she do that
>>43862111Chinese, perchance?
>>43862111Asian
>>43862090is it dl? or are you faggots just insanely fucking weird?
>>43862072he might just be nice. and I'm a raging misandrist saying this. some guys are just nice. he seems like a good friend>>43862105I can't I'm about to go to sleep I'll experience it soon when the time is right I love you goodnight or as they say in china 美國去死
If I were evil I would doxx her
bronya do you want an invite to the canada discord
>>43862095Who's this? I'd post my face for a cute girl like this
>>43862134It’s just ex post facto justification
>>43862141You are evil maiq, you tried to stop her from getting a job.
>>43862139he’s a very good guy. he has a gf now
>>43862143That’s Logan (YourLogan)
>>43862119>>43862130You are not Epicstyle but I’ll forgive you >>43862131I'm a wandererYeah, a wandererI roam around, around, around, around :^)
if I were evil I'd see maiq in public and not behead him
>>43862153you must be new he actually defended her when whatever anon was threatening her even after she had broken his trust
>>43862143show me your mug, chud
>>43861841https://voca.ro/1kc6EJY0XFme
Isn't yourlogan a bbc sissy?
>>43862112well now hold on let's see where this goes>>43862121Maia is a bronsona newfag>>43862125there's definitely instances where I've been wrong. i was thinking earlier about some advice I gave that I feel a little guilty about. I've just been wrong about everything so many times that i eventually figured it out through trial and error>>43862134he's DL >>43862156good for them. I hope he treats her well >>43862142No I fucking hate Canada and I have beef with like half the AGP mart trannies
>>43862183hey rach
Maiq is based. Always be DL. Pump and dump only. Never reveal any personal information to the tranny. Trannies are sex toys.
>>43862139Good night bronya. Or as they say in America, good night
>>43862199There's a good chance maiq is a virgin
ok I'm asleep now bye don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell and like. whatever else there is
>>43862167is this new Vegas? Doesn’t that game have a bunch of femboys and boymoders and stuff? Cringe
>>43862173If he doesn’t show his face, can I represent him as his attorney I represent the unemployed chaser weeb community
>>43862173I would on discord, but ain't no way im posting my face here, chudette
>>43862184>he's DLanyone would be "dl" with you people, what are they gonna do, introduce someone like you or cibi to their friends off rip? that's crazy to me
>>43862211If you’re a fan of the strange dark or mysterious be sure to violently murder that like button
>>43862216looks like you landed a gig
Only do mug in dm's, I considered it, but idk, place has felt off recently and I'm weirdly open about posting myself despite being gross. This place needs to heal.
>>43862184>No I fucking hate Canada and I have beef with like half the AGP mart tranniesScottish and Canadian are the most similar people
>>43862213Someone posted your art 2 days ago in the gen rofl. I hate that you’re the artist. I sometimes dream that I’m an NCR Correctional Officer while you’re an imprisoned Enclave war criminal
>>43862260Good thing I only draw warhammer now
>>43862198
every chaser who is afraid to post face is probably fat
>>43862279yeah
>>43862279I mog I just have opsec
>>43862279every chaser who doesn't post face is smart not to because they get doxxed and ai edits made of them
>>43862278OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>43862279I didn't post face until I unfatted myself but then I posted my old fat pics and several girls said I looked good when I was huge too>>43862300That's jusy maiq because he's weird and not truthful and DL
>>43862279Post face or you're fat
>>43862300Nah, I'm just old.
>>43862279i have talked to some very hot choids from this board who would never post face on 4chan. you have to understand that most semi normal guys aren’t going to want their face posted here and even doing so is a red flag tbhon
I am fat
>>43862338Damn bud, i am not looking forward to getting old
Only one person here has seen my face and they said I was very normal looking.
>>43862349then don’t! you could die today :)
I wish we had a female equivalent of James bond. There is Joanna Dark from perfect dark but... we arent ever seeing her again
>>43862279>>43862278lad
>>43862279Not a fatty.
>>43862278>>43862279>>43862400
>>43862278post who I was talking to lol
>>43862407woodanon my beloved
damn the bbc sissy really killed the thread
i need my butt touched
I need my shrimp catted
>>43862489maybe we can help each other out
>>43862278Kinda want to meet someone like that irl, beat the shit out of them and leave
>>43862502 tough guy over here
>>43862495Are you gonna post a shrimp cat?
I assume this thread is dead because you're all watching the Iran War restart
i'm a real stereoid ngli live for that stereo sound
>>43862557I am painting actually
>>43862518I have in fact been very pent up
they didnt want to post context but I was fucking with a race realist guy
>>43862557No I'm watching bbc porn
>>43862559cretinous abomination
>>43862557I'm eating honey roasted peanuts and watching tiktok
/b/ fatigue
>>43862279Face revel
>>43862578They specifically try to bait troll reactions so they can cap them
>>43862557I am a junkie for happenings please try to understand
>>43862610>>43862095
My trans gf: babe, why do you only ever compliment me on my appearance? It's never on my personality or anything I've accomplished. It makes me feel like you just like me for my body.Me (I couldn't hear her because I'm watching Bodycam: Man Smokes Meth & Drops Dead at Traffic Stop):
Du bist gut genug
>>43862632How smart are you on a scale of 1 to 10
Face reveal
what do you guys think of carolina hurricanes goalie brandon bussi?
>>43862657What happened to you discordia
>>43862053is this actually the black gf guy or some random dude
Ugly people have done nothing wrong and the world is brutal
help help help help help help help help
>>438626626-7/10
>>43862685Me when my tranny edges my prostate too good
>>43862682Black gf guy is an extensive troll larpSame person who randomly posts selfies of fat reddit looking dudes
>>43862657fuck off and never return
>>43862198No that wasn't me, I would keep my name on. But from the screenshots it looks like they were right.
>>43862685my tranny says thank you while i'm fucking her its pretty hot
>>43862716bro i don't care my tummy hurts right now
>>43862728try pooping
>>43862657Danke du bist sehr süß
>>43862728*lies u on ur back and rkos you right in ur cute lil gut*
>>43862749shits all over your bed sheets
>>43862745no i just ate>>43862749& whats me
>>43862713weren't you in that thread lol do you not remember the racist dude
>>43862716waow just like in the yes king audios
>>43862376The female equivalent is Lara Croft
>>43862765So what did you think that would accomplish? You thought your were gonna own the troll by professing your craving for black penis?
>>43862795isn’t that what you do?
>>43861692not him but you rang, sweetheart.Rick casts BOOTY STANK attack. swallow all my farts, loser!
>>43862795>professingImpressive word for sissy. Good sissy.
They should make a superhero movie about a woman who doesn't nag her husband, cooks, cleans, and sucks dick
>>43862795exactly that yes
>>43862795How hard was it for you to not say the nigger word?
Rickity dickity dickHas a tiny cock
>it’s another episode about people complaining about the color of dicks again It’s all so tiresome
>>43862800Not at all. Do you have a screenshot of me doing that? I bully anyone who finds the need to brag about how they are a bnwo fetishist.
>>43862824I'm a bnwo fetishist
>>43862824you own the trannies by pretending to be one
>>43862768Those are hot
>>43862810that would be a boring movie though
>>43862816Well it didn't work. Now you're known as another bnwo tranny and your time is done here before it even began.>>43862817I don't say it here because that just gives people a reason to report me.
>>43862657thoughts on tyler blevins before the blue hair went corporate?
>>43862853>Now you're known as another bnwo tranny and your time is done here before it even beganthis is the funniest shit you time on 4chan is done because a 30 year old arab sissy says so!!
>>43862835Then you're a sad loser
i don't know who yourlogan is but since rach hates her that probably means she's actually cool
>>43862874rach is ayyyrab?
>>43862890This is always the safe bet
>>43862881I am a loser. That's why we need bnwo.
>>43862853aren't you a literal sissy lol
>>43862893Yes, Rach is short for Rachid.
>>43862874Did you not notice every tranny that starts bbc posting and making tier lists for how much they love black men get bullied out of here lol?
>>43862816You sure owned him.
>>43862912i notice a bunch of b tards posting that sort shit when you show up but thats probably just a coincidence right?
>>43862893No, that's just a lie they rely on to argue against me. If they don't lie, they got nothing lol.
nobody ever talked about black penis in here till the aging sissy arrived
>>43862921I also notice people that hate rach spam it to get a rise out of him, but it's generally gross to everyone I think, outside maybe MWAHnon or Moapchan
>>43862929Yeah, the negative obsession mogs and centers it as a topic 24/7It's impressive
>>43862926nigga you thought an overhead press was on a smith machine that alone is so retarded
trannies ITT why don't you look like this?https://litter.catbox.moe/hd5x16gtjj3vnydh.mp4
>>43862929who is "spicebag"?>>43862905>>43862890>>43862895>>43862278geeeeeeeeg
i should die
>>43862917well I thought it was pretty funny
Official list of cg posters with actual sub-80 iqs1. Cibinon2. Rach
>>43862949shut up and post soles
>>43862950what about me?
I tire of americans and their bnwo fetishism, I'm really not trying to hear about cucky clitty MOGGED by bibisi lil bro, that's your thing, take it to /trash/ or something. Idk why it permeates tranny discussion like sulfurous fumes
ever notice how its always the right wingers of the thread bringing up the weird race fetish shit? crazy
>>43862957Yeah you too
>>43862970yay!
>>43862949Your bnwo sissyism mogged the shit out of him, trvke!
>>43862968They can’t help their cocklust
i like when girls are smarter than me
>>43862942dw i have a race reassignment surgery appointment in a week
>>43862968Literal centuries of obsession
theres an nhl player named bussi and you guys are worried about cock i knew you were a bunch of fags!
>>43863002what a strange image to save
I miss him.
>>43863007
>>43862968Idk, I've seen some left wing, well, usually uber left wing trannies try and push it, but it's cool if you're woke about it right?
snorlax nwohttps://litter.catbox.moe/z8wefw2grg5ijm8j.jpeg
>>43863012>uberunc lol, 30, balding and obsessed with bbc
>>43863022obsessed with nothing, maybe obsessed with warframe rn, i have no strong feelings on the fetishes of people i'll never know
>>43862983low bar i bet
>>43863019lookin cute
>Maiq>Over four dozen mentionsHe is the king of this gen
Love my t word
>>43863045trip on bud
>>43863009
>>43863038i'm sure they all answered truthfully
>>43863009>>43863050he killed himself lol
When you're outside and you pick your favorite rock of the day usually nobody will notice if you secret that rock away into your pocket. You can amass an impressive treasure hoard this way.
>>43863053>this poll is wrong because it gives me cognitive dissonance
>>43863035wya
>>43863047I wish I was him, I post face and get ignored, he doesn’t bother to show up and is the talk of the thread
>>43863060This is illegal in national parks and I do it anyway because I'm a bad man
>>43863060I do this every time I hike and now I have way to many rocks. Help
>>43863038Ouch
>>43863070i'm telling park ranger girl on you
>>43863060>>43863072Post rocks
>>43863065i mean it's common sense. you can't be a leftist while jerking off to such a deeply racist fetish so every single bnwo fan is a right winger by definition
>>43863065>I believe that the poll by blackedboymoder accurately captures the bnwo consuming audienceMost statistically literate chud
>>43863038>>43862968>>43863002>>43862981lole
>>43863069You're such a faggot maiq
When you die, they’ll find your apartment full of gravel. What’s worse, this or Legos?
>>43863090i like legos more than being dead in an apartment full of gravel
>90% of trannies are left wing>90% of trannies also have degenerate fetishesqed
>>43863088See how easy it is to get people talking about him, how does he live rent free with such ease?
>>43863083nope i won you're wrong and gay
>>43863072Maybe you have too many chairs and can instead rebuild your chair out of rocks. Maybe you don't need that huge refrigerator because it takes up so much valuable space and instead you could put rocks there.
>>43863101not really desu
>>43863101Very well observed
Did anyone do anything fun today?
Trannies and their sick disgusting fetishesLike getting proneboned and squashed by large men and chokedSickos
Shit really fell of a cliff as soon as Bronya went to bed lol
>>43863115Swimming and hot tub
>>43863115I did 6 x 35 meter sprints up a 10% grade at maximum effort.
>>43863083>I believe that the poll by blackedboymoder accurately captures the bnwo consuming audienceyou make a better bnwo census then lolI don't see things being that different
I dont really see the appeal in "Bnwo" :/ why is race the fetish?
>>43863116hnnng
>>43863115They brought lunch into the office and I made a big flow chart
>>43863129It's supposed to demoralize white men.
>>43863121she is the gatekeeper
>>43863129The fetish is behaving as if all the racism about them is real. That's it.
>>43863115I went to work, instantly passed out after dinner, I wake up, and you FAGS are talking about blacked shit again, so all in all? Not really, I did meet some dude I used to hang out with at the store though.
yeah so basically? basically?free palestine
>>43863116can i just get a normal one who wants to get boypreggers by was of missionary style sex?
>>43863141Glass the whole region.
>>43863135People who hate bnwo the most believe it's real more than the people who actually like it that's fucking hilarious lmao
>>43863129the people into it start out as racists deep into conspiracy theories like the white replacement etc, and the belief that black men are all aggressive brutes. naturally this leans into their submissive kinks so their weird beliefs transform into a fetish.
id say specifically lusting after a particular race or group is fine, thats your preference. Just dont downplay other races/groups in the process ^_^
>>43863162These are pretty much incompatible concepts.
If it's called Palestine, why isn't Israel their Pal?
>>43863179Buddystine
>>43863124Sounds comfy
>>43863179>IsraelBecause they're thieves.
>>43863184Lol
>>43863169not true. Like, love your race. But dont be racist :] Appreciation vs Supremacy. I love my race, But i wouldnt necessarily say my race is superior. Or if your white, There's things to like about white culture and cuisine. But..If your line of thinking is..>My race is great because we arent ____>Our Race/Culture is the best>Ranking the races>I love x race. But I think y/z race are disgusting.This is bad :]
>>43863201We're talking about sexual fetishism not vague feelings of culture connection.
I jerked to fat black trannies today.
