>>43862831Update: back from podiatrist: asshole wouldn't yank out my LOOSE DETACHED toenail that is MOST CERTAINLY GOING TO NOW BECOME INFECTED, claiming it could.... BECOME INFECTED if he yanked it out. I hate this world. And I've had to argue with doctors multiple times before to yank it out, usually they give in. Granted there was an associated wound not just the loose nail but still. I'm fucked m80s.
>>43866475post hole
>>43866475Imagine being pussy who can't take just rip it out on their own. Now ur screeching like bitch Die u faggot u don't deserve to live
>>43866489>just ACTUALLY get sepsis
>>43866493I've ripped out whole toe nails plenty of times. Dunk it in hydrogen peroxide and move on with your life.
>earlyPædophilia
>>43866493oh so you do agree that removing it could cause an infection like the foot expert said
>>43866508yeah but less likely if HE does it neatly rather than my clumsy ass trying to rip it out with no anesthesiahe's gonna have to yank it out in 2 weeks this is just kicking the damn can down the road
>>43866493Were going to die do u fear dying that much
I just think using AI instead of getting a cookbook is dumb.
i've never had a toenail issue, a loose or yellow toenail sounds like a fungus infection, right? how do you just have all these problems?
>>43866520or maybe he knows what he's doing
>>43866520i'd kick your can down the road iykwim
>>43866532he's some old fart just yank the goddamn toenail so I can start healing and don't have to come back there is a LOOSE FUCKING PIECE OF KERATIN STUCK IN LIVING TISSUEit's a foreign object it's not just gonna heal nicely now I have to find ANOTHER foot doctorget a new referral beg the new one to yank itsuch tedium
>>43866526Like whatever happened to books? There's some stupid book for literally anything and you can just torrent them from your phone now.
>>43866548a little menthol aren't we
>>43866548Um. It's prolly gonna fall out on its own and it's probably best that it decides when to do that instead of you.
>>43866558its still stuck inside at the root though and loose everywhere elsethis has happened SO MANY TIMESyank it YANK ITnumb me upYANK IT OUT
>>43866548buy antifungal soap you moron and dunk you feet in a bucket of it everyday
I'm so frikken grossed out by you faggots on this website
god. everyone's so creative. i'm so proud of my boys
>this has happened SO MANY TIMESlol
Remember that Far Cry game where you could get malaria?
Pulling off a pube that got stuck betwixt my glans and foreskin. It was like a razor blade, mamacita!
>>43866565Ur weak u know what I wanna do to u? Best u up until you build an immunity to pain
>>43866595post pic
>>43866567that actually would make it worseim supposed to soak it in epsom salts and apply betadine but I may just be lazy and put topical rx antibiotic ointment on it still not gonna fucking resolve until the nail is YANKED
>>43866607You keep saying that. Sounds like you really want to do it.
>>43866607>pay to see doctor>don't take doctor's advicei hope your foot drops off
>>43866613cuz I know the feeling of relief once this INTRUDING FOREIGN OBJECT is finally removed and I can still feel it digging into my fucking nail matrix
I wonder how the crepe is doing.
>>43866621I wish they could just amputate all my toenails and never have to see them again. They have absolutely zero function.
anon's barely disguised amputation fetish
>>43866632What about boyfriend kisses?
>>43866641>amputation seeker
>>43866641I'm a masochist and I've pried toenails off before for fun. Healthy, fully attached toe nails. Anon is just a pussy.
>>43866641put me to sleep and remove all of my toenails and kill all the root beneathI have wasted so much fucking time in creepy ass podiatrist ofices, probably 20+ visits by now
>>43866648>amputation bottom seeking amputation top
i just like to write creatively when i smoke a fatty. doesn't mean any of it's true necessarily. but could you imagine if it was? wouldn't that be crazy?
>>43866651I hate pain. I completely hate pain. Look if you have the skills come on over with some lidocaine, pliers, and let's do the thing.
the erp has reached it's climax, they're about to meet
>boss keeps reminding me the important of washing my uniform when he sees mei don't stink do i
i met my bf on 4chans
>>43866677I'm a masochist not a sadist. My brother is the sadist.
>>43866526>>43866550I agree. Cookbooks, gardening, building, etc. it’s important to have resources that aren’t dependent on electricity and can’t be changed by the powers that be on a whim.
>>43866687you do>>43866691what does his hole look like
true
>I'm a masochist not a sadist. My brother is the sadist.hmmmm
>>43866572If we literally take out just 6-7 people from this gen it will be a normal place again.
>normal place again>again
Chewing my boyfriend's toenails to keep them neat and tidy
I love how you approach meFreshie, white, with your pants, hangin' grown man lowEverything you sayin' soundin' good to meNo need to convince me anymoreSwagger, it's right, one blade is tightAnd I smell your colon in the airBaby, you doin' somethin' rightYou just #cancelled every other man here
>I smell your colon in the air
>>43866731That's the problem, if there are ANY toenails at all they are just ticking time bombs until something drops on them and BOOM they detach and you have to get 'em yanked ASAP.
>>43866744maybe you're just a clumsy bottom
VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR
>>43866752one time I bumped a rock while at a swimming holeYANKEDbut even something minor it doesn't have to be heavy if you drop anything like 1lb or more on your foot it will dislodge the toenail cuz after you have 'em removed once they never properly grow/adhere again.
>>43866753
gm
>>43866783fat
>>43866783How much do you bench?
First off, let me just say that both pancakes and crepes take precision and technique. You don't simply dump water in bowl of mix and then pour it into a pan that is even slightly off by a few degrees or you get crap. It has to be learned AND it has to be enforced every single time with every single pancake or crepe. Too much water, you're fucked. Too little, you're fucked. Didn't get the pan quite hot enough? You're fucked. Let it get too hot? You're fucked. Didn't let it re-heat after the last one. Fucked. Didn't re-oil it? Fucked. Too much oil? Fucked.Picrel, what its like trying to make the perfect pancake. Or sunny-side up egg, for that matter. It has to be perfect. Like me.
wish i was getting fucked that often
LEWIS
My breakfast, however, will be some of these leftover onion rings from last night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf2bO5HNEL8
>>43866805Did anyone ask or are you trying to yet again forces yourself on us with your attention-seeking behaviors, gluttonous ego, repeating use of "I", "me", signs of poor humor, intelligence, intuition, narcissism, goodwill, enjoyment in life and overall desperation to be a personality of questionable likeness and questionable success on an anonimous themed imageboard?
>>43866809Its all about choices.
>>43866854stfu slayer you lost lmao
Brl
>>43866857I'm not your fregoli crush, so shut the fuck up like a good barking dog would do, I wasn't adressing you. You need an intervention anyway.
>>43866865yell at your phone <3
>>43866819https://youtu.be/aYOqyLKBFrQ
Change of plans: Although with enough ketchup I can fool my brain into thinking onion rings are has browns, I think I am going to go with some strawberry cake with my iced coffee.Which means...I think Im gonna need more coffee. This type of thinking explains at least a half dozen of my addictions at a minimum.
>>43866866I'm pc posting. Kill yourself loony.
>>43866879always an excuse lol
*takes work shoes off after coming right back home after going into work*time to be comfy
>>43866800200
>>43866911Pounds, kilos?
Why does that anon insult like a elementary schooler lol
>>43866941he's american
I shoulda known it was gonna be a three iced-coffee morning two coffees ago. I saw it coming and walked right into it ha cha chaBut seriously. I think its safe to say everyone misses cocaine...And thats a song cue:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo
>>43866946american education system. i blame republicans for nixing the department of education because they think education is liberal propoganda. the reality is they're trying to dumb down the population because they think dumb people are easier to manage. they're not. they're their own kind of problem.
>>43866949Than I mog him I bench 253lbs (115kg) at 165 lbs (75kg)
>>43866856i'm looking for enjoyable sex, not passive cum reception
>>43866889post underwear
is it normal for your dog to eat the crotch out of your shorts? i have shorts with the brief lining. went to put them on after washing. the whole crotch is shredded. what the fuck?why does my dog like socks and underwear? he loves eatting my socks and underpants... it's karma isn't it?
>>43867005difference is no one asked you ig
is this normal?
>>43867005Not really impressed because I feel like no matter what he'd answered you would have said something higher
>>43867055moo, ma'am
>>43867032https://litter.catbox.moe/2mj9qe.jpg
>>43867065would fondle while plapping
>>43866783post ass
Do you know how to dance?
>>43867065>>43867076
>>43867092i know how to step forward and then step backwards while moving my arms side to side
>>43867168but enough about your sex life
Someone got upset at me because to make scrambled eggs I don't put any cream or milk with it. It spiraled into him insulted me for where I'm from. He was really mad. Food snobs are fucking crazy man.
>me me me>i i i
>>43867275Are you the cooking anon from earlier? How did you get curse of unreasonably angry about your cooking?
>>43867318No
carl's my spirit animal.https://youtu.be/Y6MQUaXFfLY
>>43867318it's poonmur off trip
>>43867339very toppable
Neo-Pakistan
>>43867343No one cares
>>43867396exactly, no one gives a fuck about poonmurs narcissistic blogposts
>>43867404fr tho lowkey
Dig deeply into my hole. Who knows what you'll find?
>>43867404Except for you
>>43867415need to ban her again
>>43867415Says the camwhore lol
>>43867415Save thread post hole
>>43867416an egg you stored up there for your oviposition fetish probably
hoobastank
Imagine being so obsessed with a boring nobody poster.
>>43867414*in
oviposition and inflation/vore are the dumbest fetishes
>>43867499oviposition i can at least get since it's just putting things up your butt.i can't understand the other two other than it's a fat fetish gone horribly wrong
>>43866726it gets pretty normal when the troll squad crashes and has to sleep
What do you guys want to talk about?
bucko has been doing this shit for years he is a complete loser and should be ignored by all
>>43867499vore > ovipositing >>>>>> inflation
dude clav looks so botched after his rhinoplasty, maybe having a slightly bigger nose as a guy isn't bad actually
>>43867551what do you do for fun when you're out camping?
Fat spic here lost 28 pounds 29 more to go
>>43867499>ovipositionThe hell is that?
I hate how addictive the internet is.I get why you're on here, it's the same reason i'm on here. We're all connected by this thing that requires more electricity than AI and has enabled billions to be hacked or have their personal information stolen (if not now eventually it will happen), no one's rioting about that. Odd.The internet was never created for us, it was created by them to control us better. There's such bliss in not knowing everything or having easy access to anything you want to know.
>>43867591I don't go often but hiking and cooking over the fire I really enjoy. Drinking a lot too. What about you?
>>43867593Is the "fat spic" part important? lolGJ anon.
>>43867601pretending a monster is laying eggs up your butt
>>43867601Imagine pregnancy, but instead of a baby you poop out a bunch of eggs
>>43867629Iwiwm
>>43867601you put the jello eggs up WHAT?>>43867617manicure my campsite and look for any berries or mushrooms nearby>>43867608your great-grandparents were slaves of the information age too if that makes you feel any better
>pride in my city this past weekend>sore throat this morningevery year baka
anyone else keep getting connection error?
>>43867687Did you suck off someone? Maybe it’s chlamydia, gonorrhea or herpes.
>>43867702no but i do keep getting erection error, post hole maybe that will fix it
>>43867730you will never see my anusmake your peace with that fact
>>43867683What mushrooms do you like?
>>43867754https://youtu.be/sZqVUjziexk
I hate Wii Sports
>>43867760for me it's chanterellesthey're common here and just meaty enough to compliment any camp dinner
>>43867802Would love to try
>>43867723not even. just kissing at circuit parties :3
>>43867826ew
>>43867593Congrats BUCKO!
>>43867826you're trying to anger me
I have a good beard, but nothing else :(
>>43867880>>43867869
wait that clearly isnt BUCKO you can't see his disease ridden skin theres no white splotches. we've been bamboozled
>>43867904you have no idea what you're on about most of the time tbdesu
do you think BUCKO and santino were cursed with diseased skin because they had AIDS in a past life?
Would bottoms like to be told they're going to get knocked up/pregnant or that they're going to carry my babies, while getting pounded or came in? Seems kind of hot to me but Idk how bottoms feel about that.
why does he like to skinwalk random spics from xitter?
>>43867924ime they love it especially if they’re naturally submissive to you already
>>43867924why dont you start bottoming and ask yourself?
>>43867919Hoes mad and lonely
>>43867938aren't you living with your parents in your 30s?
>>43867949Nope
i have the free will to post whatever i want. but i don't have the resolve
>>43867949you're thinking of slayer and he's in his 40s
>>43867960oh you are soooo clever you turned it around onto your bully
im going to a tetris tournament in a few days and i havent played in like 4 months im cooked
>>43867932I like when they're reluctant or resistant to it, but deep down they know they want to get fucked. >>43867933Naw.
>>43867973https://youtu.be/MYeJni5FTBs
>>43867826ugly shirt
>>43867989Naw but stick to your blouses "brother"
>>43867924Yesssssss pls. Knock me up. Make me your property~
>>43867958you are cringe
>>43867826Bucko called me narcissist....lolll >>43867924One of the hottest things to say. My dick twitched reading it
Why did God make gay sex feel so good
>>43868012He wasn't wrong so ??
I'm two kinds of potential
>>43868018to trap weak spirits in flesh
>>43868018It's the author's thinly veiled fetish.
>>43868025He is, very much so
Blame it on the edit
>>43868049ig everyone else is the issue and not you lol
>>43868003>>43868012Good to know. Even better for the bottom that I cum quite a lot.
>>43868062I don't say that at all. There is no "problem" . So serious man>>43868063Hot
can the next thread be harambe themed
>>43868127post hole
holes out for harambe
>>43867924yeah that's hot desu
apes strong together
>>43868184the boss doesn't put their arms through their sleeves because it was draped over them like the after thought of an underlying. like a cloak or cape.
>>43868185but enough about bucko
>>43867980>I like when they're reluctant or resistant to it, but deep down they know they want to get fuckedit's enjoyable when a top teases you for wanting him so bad, and even if you're like pushing him away and denying it he just trivially overpowers you and like presses his erection on your ass and laughs at how it makes you whimper, and maybe he'd choke you and just squeeze you until you give in and just beg him to fuck you already (to which he might pretend to not want it anymore to get you to beg harder and seem like a desperate slut for him) or he gets tired of playing and starts fucking you whether you're ready or not
>>43866981zats the straight pornstar, oliver flynn. did you know he did gay porn before going full time into straight porn. the more you know. teehee :D
>>43868187the reference I was using had the guy's hands coming out of the sleeves though, but that was from a fashion show
Honey! I'm home. I have a hard, hot, throbbing cock for you.
I am about to shit myself
>>43868185Apes together stronk!
>>43868233sounds like fascism
>>43868229just ate a bunch of choco ice cream to get the energy to go for a run....
>>43868187you dont put arms through sleeves for better temperature regulation when it would be too hot otherwise
>>43866520Depending on how it looks he might be hoping it sheds itself instead of having to do anything traumatic that might make infection more likely.Still he should have just yanked it and gave you a round of antibiotics, I mean if it's causing you a lot of discomfort that seems better.Did he at least give you care guidance and what he expects to happen next?
>>43868018To force guys to be faggots. who would be gay otherwise
On your pemis
i wanna buy some birk sandals
>>43868339this would cover my entire pp
>>43868339That definitely goes in the butt
Have gaykind failed Charlie Kirk?
>>43868207I also want to have a guy tied down on his hands and knees, and face down, play with his hole for a while, then eventually surprise him by saying "guess what you're taking next," then flop a large bad dragon toy on his back.
>>43868432hot tbqh, being tied up would really add to that
what would you bring to a desert island
>>43868470Stargate with dialer.
>>43868369fucking yum
>>43868444Oh course. Being tied down means they can't really escape it. They just have to be good and take whatever I give them. It's also a good position to mark them if it's outside or there's a drain in the room. ;)
>>43868432You are a proper dom top.What you think of military pow cnc rp?
>>43868470Psycho Mantis
>>43868490> military pow cnc rpsay what now?Also, I have to get in the shower. Ugh.
>>43868470a gps distress beacon
>>43868488based desu, your future bf is lucky
>>43868470cocaine and hookers
>>43868221>>43868229
>>43868470Can I bring 2 mango breeze since I got them bogo?
saggingniggercheeks is a pedophile
>>43868575xanthippe?
>>43868584nah im not a looney troon
I don't give a FUCK about the world cup
>>43868513Like a american soldier has a russian prisoner of war and uses him and force him to enjoy it.
>>43868589i thought thats who you meanthy
>>43868589Are you implying that I am so? Because that’s not true. I’m 100% gay man. Bottom but masc.
>>43868649You post catty off trip like one
Is it very important that a carpet cleaner uses steam?
>>43868679 No I only spread kindness and positivity. It’s the anons who are catty and mean anonymously
>>43868679That applies to the majority of posters here. Is Xan behind all the bitchy posts.....
https://files.catbox.moe/ihcobs.mp4
>>43868695xanthippe is a basic white hoe so she blends in pretty well without the trip.She's also nasty to people on trip, so schizoing isn't really required.
I'm confident because I found out a lot of people want to suck my cock. Some chicks get crazy horny for my dick.
>>43868695a majority i would be comfortable wagering so
>>43868740Sex is easy. Making meaningful, trusting relationships is the real treasure.
i should've been a park ranger
Why do the muslims worship a fucking cube?
>>43868490Hot, but younger soldier getting used by his commander is even hotter tbqh
bearded white fag eating a big black cock
>>43868778That guy already looks young...
>>43868798Younger as in younger than the commander in the hypothetical scenario
>>43868711i'll take the first one
>>43868798not young enough
>>43868755Both are easy when people like you.
>>43868773Because they believe it is a holy cube. That it is blessed by Allah.
reminder that if your shorts are longer than 5 inch inseam, you may as well be wearing a burka
>>43868773there's a magic font in it or something
>>43868778I'm very very into that tooFuck man.
>>43868886>5 inchesI would get heat stroke
>>43868896where did you steal this pic from poony
>>43868982I don't steal pics, dickhead
Delta's racist and his mind isn't rightBut I like him, fact, I love himI can't get e-enough of himHe knows only I can save him tonight
>>43869021stop calling me a racist you vicious little shitshroom
Oh he got botched... he got botched bad... it's over
>>43869038I've been waiting on your loveBaby, for too long now, too long nowI thought that I could change you like the othersBut I don't know how, don't know how
>>43868773Because Abraham, the first patriarch elected for a mission from god to spread the Word, is said to have built it with his son Ishmael (by a blaspheming false prophet ofc...)If true that would actually be just about the most holy box on earth, and they would only be treating it with slightly more reverence than warranted.(Requiring an act like visiting a box to join God in heaven implies that the Church is constrained to a physical space and that closeness to God can't be done from anywhere through Christ.)
>>43869047ahahahah olllolahhahaha ..poor kidwell he has enough money to continue fixing it for life... at 20but the mind...still , ahahahahah
>>43869067Post hole
>>43869047what was botched?
>>43868773Why do Christians act like they superior to Muslims when they are just as, if not more homophobic and dangerous than Muslims??
>>43869136rhinoplasty
>>43869137Because Christians don’t tend to throw off homosexuals off buildings. And because we worship god and not some war lord who married a 6 yo girl
>>43869137I dont know... ALLAHU AKBAR *BOOM*
I have ordered 3 packs of burritos.
>>43869226taco time
>>43869226why not a glass of whater?
>>43868886is it ok for gaydeads to wear short shorts
>>43869250
>>43869250stop that
>>43869097>muh Christ insanity
>>43869226what do you mean packs
>>43869047he's lost almost all of his muscle too wtf
>>43869047https://kick.com/clavicular/videos/96bb0649-1a9c-4547-94e4-fb195e2ce5abnot even that bad after only a week of healingprobably a month away from it looking normal and the swelling goes completely downi like it way better than his previous piggy nose
>>43869272You do realize that the excerpt comes the Old Testament i.e. jewish writings that predate Jesus Christ, right?
>play vidya>see thiswhat do
>>43869137Nice bait sis
>>43869317i wouldn't be playing video games if a man was in my house
>>43869317i know this is ai because i was going to make this same post when i found this image
>>43869317wake up
Even in leaves some creatures build themselves a home
>>43869338Is it? Grim :s
>>43868470Bear costume
Idanon made me horny and im not allowed to touch myself or hump anything. Rip
>>43869351stop being such a defeatist. if you go on x.com, you can get endless images and videos of beautiful sluts and man whores galore. my thumb tires oh so heavy from all the scrolling of my x feed and those lusty images of bumfancy and dick fancy and wjat not never do come to an end. we live in a time of endless faggotry. despair not, my mushroom bear fren :P
>>43869317Let him suck my cock. What did you expect the answer would be. What's the point of posting this
>>43869378this could be you if you got a job >>43868711
cock?
>>43868711Lol
sock?
>>43869461they look like you but with yuge dicks
We're watching Pope Leo XIV bless the inauguration of the Sagrada Familia btw sis.
>>43869437HES WAY FATTER THEN I AM
>>43869460uncut, 14 inches please
>>43869498
I wish I could stop having intrusive thoughtsit getting triggered by feeling something going down the back of throat, and ending up in a ten minute long compulsive hacking and spitting loop to clear the mucus out which just makes more mucus>>43869310no clueI also dislike Judaismfuck all abrahamic religions>>43869461me if I ever wore actual makeup
>>43869499I wish i was that skinny ;-;
I hath world cup fatigue already
>>43869517picture worth a thousand words
>>43869521i 100% believe u actually no cap frfr
Im gonna be friends with a dolphin when I move to british Columbia
>>43869517This shit makes me hate people so much.
I miss being cute and thin and attractive to mennow I'm just old and fat and uglyreal life should have a Logan's Run law where bottoms get executed when they turn 30
>>43869549Same gworl lets cope being fat ugly old trannys together
>>43869546sock fucking?
>>43869546why tho
>>43869546public sex?
>>43869549shit in troongen, schizoid scumbag!
>>43869581Lass sie in ruhe du arbeitsloser asylant
>>43869558>>43869581I'm not a tranny
>>43869576>>43869568>>43869560Littering, especially leaving nasty shit, are you guys serious
texanon is bucko
>>43869549Thats because you are not a BEAR if you were a BEAR you would be living your best life...the BEARS community took me when noone else would...
>>43869597I don't think they littered, they put the sock up as a courtesy, like leaving a sock on a doorknob to signal that ppl having sex
>>43869597>are you guys seriousno?
>>43869597>are you guys seriousnot usually
>>43869599Texanon turns into bucko at night like how princess Fiona turns into an oger
>>43869599any evidence for this allegaytion?
thorny is slayer
>>43869642LMAO
new>>43869657
