QOTT: do u bake bread and other things often?last:>>43859277▶Info:What to do if I am bored? https://rentry.org/mtfginfo1What is my fave color? https://rentry.org/mtfginfo2Spaghetti Info Dump: https://pastebin.com/7MMaN94p▶Hormones:Soup Information: https://rentry.org/mtfghrtFor additional Jail information, please visit >>>/lgbt/hrtgenCrime Level Information: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htmInformed Crime Providers: https://web.archive.org/web/20161219123149/https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf▶Style/Passing:Fashion Guides (Videos): https://rentry.org/mtfgfashionBasic Skincare and Makeup: https://rentry.org/mtfgskinmakeupI'm tall! Where can I find clothes that fit?: https://rentry.org/mtfgclothesVoice Videos/Training: https://rentry.org/mtfgvoiceBeauty Diagrams: https://web.archive.org/web/20180609105528/http://imgur.com/r/BeautyDiagrams/newMakeup Tutorial: https://web.archive.org/web/20230516071228/https://imgur.com/a/JO33K/Size charts: https://web.archive.org/web/20170108070652/http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pants https://web.archive.org/web/20150627085242/https://www.nationalworkwear.com/size_conversion_chart.phpVoice Training: https://pastebin.com/fG8pFyxD▶Misc:Trans women have woman brains (Video): https://rentry.org/mtfgbrainMTF Timelines: https://catbox.moe/c/afyn1tTransition timelines: https://web.archive.org/web/20170331232820/http://imgur.com/a/qWpxvStreaming Room: queup.net/join/mtfgHoly Mantis: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m25606MEXb1qa135ko1_250.gifIRC Channel: irc.rizon.net #mtfgdiscord hugbox: https://discord.gg/XmsWNRPu63
>>43871428>qottevery week duh
>>43871428Heil Hitler
Can I feel your sissy boobies please?
great googly moogly
mogged
why are aussie accents sooooo fuckin hot but british accents sound so ugly and yucky?
Maybe if i play MTG and WH40K again i'll feel like a real tranny and a real human being rather than some retarded monster in between>>43871428Im fucking awful at baking. I try to make brownies or cookies but i'l inevitably fail and cry and need my boyfroend to console me
I need to buy more alcohol.>>43871673Their accents sound a little bit more american to me.>>43871612Ouugghh>>43871572Yeah sure I need to feel humiliated today
>>43872043You sound fat, no thanks
>>43871673Come to think of it, I haven't heard a br*t*sh tranny faggcent talk. The idea alone though sounds truly horrifying. What a disaster combination for ones ears
>>43871673like steve irwin kinda aussie or...?
>>43871673JRIMB EWN DA BAH BEE
EH DINGAH ET MA BAYB HEE
no because I eat bread faster than any other substance on god's green earth so I will become a morbidly obese abominable troon-orb if I learn to bake
>>43871428I suck ar baking >>43871673 aussieboymoders need more love nona…>>43872013Sound cute, probably look cute tooLet me know if the boyfriend doesn’t work out and I’ll start sending you cardkingdom gift cards>>43872337hnvgggg>>43872511haha noooo, learn to bake it’d be good for you Nona haha…. Cookies and cakes perhaps? Maybe deserts…
lia get in here and defend your boyfriends uggo voice
>>43872580I eat pastries JUST as fast
>>43871428>QOTTnot anymore :<
>>43871428I bake things often yeah. It's my favorite way to cook
It's based to be an assertive and somewhat masculine acting tranny if you pass completely
>>43872841>it's based...if you pass completelythis is true of anything else you could've said in between
>>43872923well it's also based because being confident being yourself and not giving a shit what other people think of you by being masculine as a tranny
>>43872937im saying if you pass completely you can do whatever the fuck you want and wouldn't that be DFUCKING NICE
>>43872951yeah u_u
Anyone got a good cinnamon bread recipe I wanna stuff my boyfriend's face with something
>>43872976You aren't a woman, look in the mirror.
>>43873394who's this cutie lookin back at me?
>>43872976bread or rolls?
>>43872580We're open if you dont mind dating a whore
have you tried locking in?
>>43873404Kek, if you tell yourself something enough you'll start believing it. Look past your own self satisfying lies and be honest. You're a male freak. Look in your pants lmao.
>>43873405LOAF
>>43873440don't know then
>>43873464>:(
>>43873486just make a bread normally and add in a ton of cinnamon? or when you roll it up make a paste out of cinnamon, icing sugar, and either butter or a little water
im drinking again i REALLY wanna play magic. Theres a store not to far from me that hosts paper magic but maybe ill just put together a commander. I HATE COMMANDER 60 CARD IS SO GOOD
>>43873516pauper*
>>43873516the very idea of card games like that makes me sad for humanity
>>43873516real cis female thoughts and hobby btw, not an autistic male nerd at all.
>>43873559Im not cis anyway, hon
>>43871428>qotti have baked banana bread a few times, and that's always turned out good, but i don't know how much that counts.. i want to cook more in general, i kind of have to so i can gain weightthis manga i've been reading is very good so far, it's funny, cute, and is providing a lot of relatable things. i always enjoy manga when i make myself actually read it, it's just getting to that point that's hard
>>43873684just saying hon you are real female just like cis females such a real female couldn't tell at all it was a autistic male nerd or a real cis female ya know? so fem not a fetish for you in any way
im really happy i had my first appointment today and got my informed consent form and hopefully ill be able to actually start hrt within the next 2 weeks
>>43874110why would you start now, this is the worst time for troons
>>43874116i decided the alternative to not transitioning is worse
>>43874088what is this youre trying to start lolwe're all trannies here. real fake whatever shit don't fuckin matter here
>>43874116>>43874133yah idk why i trooned out last year but shit felt rightim just hopemaxxing that the CIA and FBI want this shit in america done n over with so they can address tha real terroristsand bigots have always existed im.just convincing myself i can fix them by being nice
>>43874290hope springs eternal and dysphoria hurts more than dirty looks
I have an issue where I am afraid of/have a mental block with men. My old therapist ai couldn't open up at all to. Part of it was probably because he was a man. My current therapist it's just effortless and was able to tell her anything right off the bat.
>>43873440worried. theory true
>>43874340explain
>>43871428i used to bake little pies pretty often, back when i lived with my familyit's been about 3 years, maybe i should try it again
>>43874375please buy a tin
this is a really old picture but a friend said I should wear maxi skirts more often, because they would suit me (tall and slim). Idk what do you think? Obviously very basic outfit I know.I usually prefer flared skirts above knee length to add hip flare and show off my legs
>>43874493very pretty. knows how to dress more than I do.
>>43873684Niggers are best left hanging around
>>43874795Idk what you mean by thisBut i've definitely drank too much and still going
>>43874493looks very sweet
>>43874849Based
i baked bread for my qt3.14 gf for date night and we ate it with mussels i cooked ^-^
>>43874282No i'm actually trans, you're just a super autistic comic book store magic playing male faggot larping. There's a big difference, trendie.
>>43874964Lol ok sureIve been voice training and saying "Im a woman" for over 10 years but yeah im just a larping faggot cuz I play card gamesGet real bitch not every woman as to conform to your normativitiesLol. Lmao.
>>43875140>cuz I play card gamesNo it's quite indicative of how much an autistic nerd you are. Autistic nerds who troone out aren't real trans. Sorry bud, you're just failed at being manly and trooned out because you spent too much time in wrong corners of the internet. You aren't a real trans, and you never will be.
>>43875266>autist nerd>you arent a real trans>you just failed at being manlyLmao ok you got the WDoes that make you feel better about yourself cis? Im not here to argue.So exhauating. You know nothing about me. This type of conversation happens every day.
>>43875266you do realise cis women also have those hobbies right? Kara and i play airsoft (which is infinitely more moidbrained and autistic) sometimes 3 times a week and there has always been atleast a few ciswomen playing toodo what you enjoy ig no point being a normie stacy
>>43875352thx sister
>>43875345You're exhausted because you're just a weakn nerdy autist who trooned out and getting called on it? Kinda off to be so insecure if it wasn't hitting close to home. Really makes you think.>>43875352>i play airsoft and there'a couple of actual foids too...yeah there's cis girls who go to play magic as well, but if you think the autistic male trannies don't grossly outnumber them, I don't know what to tell you. Keep coping and pretending you're real woman I guess. Without a doubt in my soul I know neither of you fake autists would be trannies if you were born 20~ years earlier. Tumblr really kickstarted the ruination for loser fags
>>43875523never used tumblr, been on HRT since 16, been on it longer than you. keep seething>bitterhon
>>43875563What are you like 40 and you're going to airsoft fields to play your lil mil sim faggot shit? Lol, god I'd love to be a fly in the wall to the group of teenage boys mocking the ghoul trannies that show up
>>43875523Sis plz get over yourselfBulllying other trans makes you feel valid. Ok. Find a different cope for your dysphoria>really off to be so insecureWhere did u get that idea? Ive never cared about my hobbies and gender since ive seen how many sisters played MTG and WH40K. And ive done nothing but act passive with you.But, yeah, ill keep being your little tarhet dummy for you to help you feel "trutrans."Will you enlighten a sister on what hobby makes me a "real female?" No vagina necessary, thats really important to being a real female.
>>43875594oh my god you would be into warhammer loooool. so so many sisters are into that actual real sisters not autistic super nerfy faggots like you hahahahahahhahahahahaha fuck me dude it's too good
>>43875593yeah im actually 50 years old , play with a cane and everything>imagine being such a bitterhon you need to sperg out about hobbies on the basket weaving site
>>43875594>sistersew, gross and cringemay aswell unironically use hon or dear
>>43875617glad i can give you gender euphoria or whatever lmao. i just like painting figurines. You still havent enlightened me on what "trutrans" do. I knit and crochet, too. Does that make me fake...?
>>43875643My bad for showing comraderie. You dont have to be a sister if you dont wanna be.
>>43875627dunno man you seem to be coping pretty hard. you're also legit retarded if you don't understand how tumblr exploded tranny population, predominantly autistic nerdy shutin ala you and anon.>b-b-b-ut i never used tumblrgod you're dumb lol
quick reminder!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuXOkGvZNaI
>>43875696youre a real female. anon and i could never compete, nona...
>>43875718hey when you're right, you're right. thank you. go back to playing world of warcraft or whatever it is you're up to champ
>>43875802im on my 4th alt already glad we can come to a conclusion instead of this retarded argument for ur pleasure
>>43875802Still haven't told me whatever a trutrans hobby is btw look out for a sis? wtf do you do.
>>43871428i accidently baked banana bread yesterday and its very nice, baking is probably my favorite thing to do in the kitchen
>>43875662the only right time to use the word sister is when doing a black womans voice (poorly)
Bitterhons will seethe but they wont ever be slime with cis girls and get that inner slime tea
>>43875909wiggerology lesson number fowty:never let yo ho play on dem computers that shit gayer than a MF
Why do you hate indian man? Indian (especially brahmin) are tall and also have bbc.
>>43875988>dalit hands typed this you guys smell and shit in streets. dont forget the cow shit festival
>>43875988We are all about equality here RajWe hate all casts the same
how tf do you make yourself vomit every time i manage to get myself to retch i pull my hand out of my mouth instinctively
>>43876067or its just saliva that comes out like wtf why is this not working
>>43876005>>43876024Jeet squeak and boogie
>>43871428Yes! I love making breads and briochesMy dream is to build a wood powered oven out of a stone arch to make brioche in instead of using an air fryer
think im gonna try this one https://emdash.sh
If I think about the things I've baked recently it's been muffins, baked ziti, salmon en croute, buffalo chicken Mac and cheese, sugar cookies, chicken sliders. And today I am planning on cooking lemon raspberry bread
>>43875988i dont hate indians but you all are super weird with youre caste system thinking somehow youre the only white indian person somehow, youre all the same (not negative)
When is Pring gonna get in Fortnite?
>>43877473Number one victory royal yeh fortnite we abt to get down
Yikes...
>>43877545chaser take
bros like its 4pm can we get some more posts going here clock in?
>>43871428Spicy blue crab claws for lunch!
>>43877831where are the rest of the crabs :\
>>43877831>blue crab clawsermmm you might be colorblind... those are of a reddish-orange color...
I'm an Indian White person
nonas is it safe to inject while high
I feel like timmy (she/her) the whale and I wish I could be already rotting dead on some beach
>>43878363actually it makes the e work better source I'm a drug addict
>>43878420im zooted out of my mind is it really safe.,....
>>43878514stick it in babygirl ride the pink tiger
>>43878514my first ever injection was made when I was tired to the point where I was nearly hallucinating I probably fucked it up a bit but not enough for it to be a problemI also went to sleep with the needle next to me because I felt asleep before throwing it away
>>43877872do you have a feminine penis
>>43878363ive done it
Take me to ur xbox to play fortnite today, we can go to misty myer but not loot lake. I rly want to chug jug with u, we can be pro fortnite gamers.....pro fortnite gamers
>>43878777its really zooty for meim melting
i feel like shit>>43879167im crying no ones ever treated me like this before
>>43879262if youre not able keep the needle straight while in your leg/tummy you probably shouldnt to avoid hurting yourselfotherwise youre fine, ive hit a cart and drank a beer before my injection one time
this manga will kill me
>>43879361xelaborate, what is this
The Goonabomber Manifesto, titled Goon Society and Its Future, argues that the Gooning Revolution was a disaster for humanity. It claims that sisification, gooning and LGBT progress degrades human freedom and dignity, forces people into restrictive societal roles, and destroys nature, ultimately advocating for a revolution to dismantle woke society. Core Arguments The "Gooning Process": Kaczynski argues that humans have a fundamental biological need to goon, exert effort to goon, and attain cummies. Sissified gooning society disrupts this cycle by providing sissy hypno and gooner content, leading to psychological suffering, boredom, and feelings of AGP. Surrogate Activities: To compensate for this lack of real, meaningful orgasm, people are driven into extended lengthy sissy goon sessions (such as mass sissy orgies, furry personas, or multiple Identity disorder relationships with themselves) which do not provide true fulfilment. Loss of reproduction: Reproduction requires large-scale organization and strict adherence to rules which gooners cant achieve, stripping individuals of control over their own lives and local communities.
>>43879384"How Do We Relationship?", pretty much starts the story with two girls getting together, and everything after is the issues that are inside of a relationship, instead of the climax being the get together part. it's cute and gives me things to think about
am i the only one here sick and tired of dealing with the blacks and browns? fuck man
>>43879833its so funny seeing other trannys be racist.. like no im not were even more hated by anyone youre no different than transphobes
>>43879833I have a BBC fetish
>>43871428can i uhhh,,, put a bun in ur oven
>>43879856you type like a fag and your shits all retarded. i bet your pro-palenstine too, despite them all instantly wiling to throw lgbt faggots off rooftops or curb stomping you
does anyone good post here or do u all suck . lmk
>>43879961i post good sometimes. most time tho i just lurk at laugh at the mean people. hbu?
>>43879995im evil and resentful and spiteful and bitter and i came here to hurt people for fun . no thats a lie actually im pretty normal and boring .
>>43880041oh ok
>>43879961i like to post things sometimes, but i would be lying if i said i had a lot to say
>>43879945funnily enough, im israeli <3
>>43880066oh can u stop that>>43880053sorry>>43880062what do u like to post
I like to goon post. Takes the edge off of my miserable working day and helps distract me from the loneliness and lack of boyfriend to fuck me for real.
My posts are solid fucking gold. I am the goldposter, the supreme.
>>43880102thoughts on my mind, or about the manga i've been reading, i don't really participate in generals that much but i need friends, so that's led me here
>>43880147Can you do one for me now pls? I think I'd like that :3
>>43880102i can try to stop it i guess, pay me to start life in another country i dont know
>>43880162Here you go my child. Cherish it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ2kSbSrDLs
>>43880163cant u just move to brooklyn and live in the secret jewish tunnels or something>>43880161wow thats awesome . i used to post here but i didnt really get a lot out of it and it kind of seems like it has even less to offer now . but maybe im just a negative nancy
voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir!
slop
>>43880517I'd eat that entire thing and then enjoy my indigestion
lowkey stroking my dick right now feels real good
it's not lowkey at all everyone knows
naw it's lowkey still and it's lowkey feels really good stroking my female penis should try it lowkey
loki god of mischief watches you beat your meat
>>43880517that looks p yum
I just bought a $300 vinyl for the man I'm in love with. Not as a like "Oh please god love me."But his 5 year transition anniversary is coming up. Felt like he's earned it.
>>43881374>My pooner earned this worthless $300 vinyl because uhhh he's been pooning for 5 years idkEven for your autsitic low iq standards, this is beyond retarded
>>43881457Shut up pooge.
ya'll niggas really celebrate your trooneaversary? cringe a f tbqh
>>43881500I celebrated my 1 year, my 5 year is coming up. Plan to celebrate that too. Then 10 year when that comes.
>>43881374I mean I woulda just taken him out to dinner, $300 for a troon anniversary is a lot
>>43881534He lives in Texas. I live in Washington.
>>43881500idr the month or day I started
I have a fwb whose dick I was familiar with before she transitioned and it lost an inch erect at least after a few months of hrtI have been on hrt longer and mine is still unfashionably large. hasn't moved a centimeterwhat gives
>>43881548Give him a gift card to texas roadhouse
>>43881512damn you're legit pathetic
being pathetic is cool
Why does absolutely no one in this thread have a trip code man
>>43881709Don't fucking jinx it bitch I was enjoying that
>>43881709because u r teh gay
cause I lost all my very very very old twipcodes that I loved and shan't have them back againso I shall merely twist in the wimd
can we not have another pring episode? he's so autistic and boring
>>43881728Upboated
you know capcom is gonna cut this line in the remake cause you tranny freaks would cry otherwise. sad!!!!!!!!
>>43881374>broke retard try not to waste money challenge level: impossible
>>43881976Shutup dude that lil poonie NEEDS her $300 vinyl album of some secure retard band OK? It's IMPORTANT to their hipness.
I bought a sodastream, worth it
>>43881996they iite special now you can get mt dew syrup
NEED A RACIST BOYFRIEND SO BAD
need a racist girlfriend who abuses and berates me for being irish american
I hate blacks and the irish
>>43871428I want to marry a trans woman that can bake bread!
>>43882160do u wanna lock me in ur basement and rape me for being irish . only if ur a hot tranny tho
anya be demure about it sheesh
>hmm maybe I should write something>can't bc too depressed>ok well how about reading>literally cannot focus enough>ok maybe some computer games>literally no enjoyment>ok well maybe I should eat something>no desire for food or anything>try to feel what I want to do>want to die I love being severely depressed!!! it's awesome!!!!>>43882184he's not even Irish lol
What led this hunk to midlife crisis troone out and settle for bottom of the barel british teeth having troone. Psychologist need to study this
>>43882213im irish american not irish . its like how african american and african are different .>>43882184being demure and meek is so passé . im a strong independent rape victim and i know what i want .
>>43882294who cares what you are, you get off to shitting in diapers and larping as a lesbian. that's gross regardless of ethnicity
>>43882341oh ok cool . whats your favorite animal ?
i bet he caught covid fr>>43882294kek
diapers are really comfy. don't knock it till you try it
I got to see ducks with my frems today. How are yall transgibbers
>>43882387any turts present in the wild??
>>43882442I saw one big turt of some sort but it went deeper into the water before I could snap a piccy. There were like unironically 10 duck varieties there, geese and swans. It was really beautiful.
I wanna be really drunk or really drugged out or deep asleep and get a full 8 hours of godlike uninterrupted peaceful sleep
https://youtu.be/lXwgnmj2g0I?is=az3xqOQi2ZSY-2ZUFencer mains where we at
sometimes i think im fake as fuck cuz I like being boyish and sometimes I dont hate the person in the mirror
>>43882470i didn't even know that many ducky kinds in the world whoa
>>43882470this is sick, i love walking in less explored places because you see so much moreLast year i went out and found a bog and found skunk cabbage, a plant i'd never seen before with beautiful flowers.So many peepers and wood frogs, it sounded like a very loud chicken coop.
For fucks sake... SHEEN! You can just eat, I don't know... A fucking apple? A glass of water? WEIRD idea! And I know already, now you're going to sad post "boo hoo, nobody likes me because I've had" - no, nobody likes you because you FUCKING DON'T IMPROVE ONE. FUCKING. BIT.Ever since I've been here in 8 fucking years when my life went to shit, and I crawled out of the gutter over and over again, you have been here eating shit all the time, putting your fucking money towards a fucking graphics card. Because you know, that's exactly what you need right now. A fucking graphics card to sit more on your fucking ass and play fucking video all day. While shoving fucking burgers down your fucking hole. Right? Fuck.I'm trying to like you, quit making it impossible. Please. Like a fucking clockwork. Sheen, nobody is fucking angry at you for posting about fucking foods. People are angry at you for wasting money on graphics cards, video games. Fast food. A car, as I've been recently told. Instead of you selling the car, getting some fucking vegetables. Eating your fucking veggies, drinking some fucking water for once in your life (without added sugar I might add) And I don't know sell your fucking car get a fucking bike.Like, yes, you are depressed. Wow. 90% of us are fucking depressed. 90% of us have some fucking mental issue we deal with. Yes, we are here to support you. But you don't want support. You just want a fucking pity party. About poor old fat sheen. Who will never be liked. Nigga You look like a fucking middle aged woman. And you do fuck all with it. It's infuriating, it is sadOh, and I'm not done yet. Sheen. We've been over this for like, how many years? Like fuck? I've been fucking pre op. I had a fucking dick when you started posting here. And what changed? What did you do in all those years? Fucking nothing.You did nothing. Despite people constantly offering you help, offering you advice, constantly offering you to do shit for you and WITH you.
>>43881976I'm not broke anya. I have $3300 in my checking.
>>43882632Also why didn't you visit me in the big S?
