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emo dad edition
QOTT: are you gonna be an oldmanmoder or are you gonna cut this shit out at some point?
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Where did you get that pic of me
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>>43886506
>QOTT
i'm probably gonna die before i have to worry about that sorta thing
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i am already grampsmodding
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getting shitfaced of MD20/20s 2nite on the top floor of the AMC wayne parking deck, feel free to record me for kf
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>>43886506
I started at 30 and have no plans to socially transitions so I'm down with the 'mode 4 lyfe
at most I might consider calling myself some kind of he/him non-binary, but what's the point? it's simpler just being a man
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it's pretty brutal when you realize you're low priority to the people in your life
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>>43886798
hit the gym
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>>43886982
does it really boil down to attractiveness?
i feel like the interest i get from others is so mild and lukewarm and never fully reciprocated
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my fully androgenized penis doesn't make me feel all too feminine tbhon.
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mine looks (and feels? and smells?) distinctly feminized compared to before, especially the perineal raphe, but I still feel like a man because I am a man and that's awesome
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I will be taking HRT for the rest of my life.

T. 22yo autistic virgin faggot man moder
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My penis is my only feminine feature
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I need a moder with OCD to peel the sunburnt skin off my back
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>>43887180
Gross. This is how you get skin cancer
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>>43887185
I care more about having a nice tan than living longer
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I need to stop picking at the dry skin on my face I've had since I got laser
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>>43887150
no boobs?
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>>43886506
y'know, its funny how millennials ragged on this guy around 2010 but they all grew up to be exactly like him
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>>43887230
Maybe a slight amount...
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>>43887149
Go schizo trying to deny it because everyone knows
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>>43887287
How can they tell irl ?
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>>43887236
I always knew I was going to grow up to be him
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let men be feminine and take hrt. just because i want to look like a woman doesn't mean i am one :/
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>>43887333
Exactly. I don’t care to look like a dude or a woman, but I do like the affects, especially mentally, of HRT.
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I dont think I actually like the effects of hrt at all lmao. It turns out being able to masturbate is all you have in life without any real friends or loved ones...
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i hate my fucking life also i'm gay
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>>43887447
I can still jerk off my tiny penis and clear lube cums out
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the only effect ts had on me was gyno and making me a weak bitch
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>>43887470
It’s really made me more faggoty
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HRT got me back in touch with my emotions after decades of self-neglect and it turned out they had been festering and turned me into a toxic mess I'm still working on fixing

but it gave me boobs and made me like my body, so idk lol worth it
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>>43887462
I can only get hard if I think about someone passionately taking me, but I can't actually cum anymore
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>>43887487
You can try getting a hitachi wand. Your clit may cum even if soft.
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>>43887491
I'll think about it, but I really just want to cum from getting fucked
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zomg yasssss new cynthoni I'm gonna TROOOOOON
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>>43886377
jerseymoder girlmoding in front of her landlord?
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my penis slapping on your mother's face?
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>>43887271
that doesn't look like a man's outfit or chest bro

>>43887582
all of the "manmoders" are falling
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>>43886615
if you’re actually doing this how about instead we just watch a movie. if you get too shitfaced i’ll drive you home so you don’t drunk drive into a pole
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>>43887582
Hi im the one that was honmoding for the landlord. I was talking to the jerseymoder but I'm in DE rn.
>>43887592
Yet I am a man...curious!
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>>43886506
Hi everyone, do you have a link to that database with body measurements?
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>>43887629
send ass and full frontal pics and i will analyze them for you personally
i am a licensed professional and this is usually a very expensive service
i'm doing you a favour out of the goodness of my heart
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I couldn't think of a worse hell than having gender dysphoria
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one more week of pio for my fat ass
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>>43887629
https://anthro.cs.uni-freiburg.de/#colx=12&coly=100
have fun with your brain worms
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>>43887667
where were you sourcing it from?
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Is it dangerous it just start pio? I want to have a nice body shape really badly
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you might combust spontaneously or become allergic to air
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i got some percings recently but they just make me look like the guy in the OP pic
i'm probably gonna take them off when i get home
i need to look like a respectable man, none of this looking like a fag shit
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Worth it if I end up with nice irresistible curves..
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>>43887708
Piercings are hot Nona. Keep them!!
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>>43887712
either way you get hotter
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>>43887678
sketchy online pharma that ships to the US
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>>43887708
I'm leaning harder into it
I WILL age into the overgrown alt kid old man tranny granny I've always been inside
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>>43887717
it only makes moids stare at me and it makes me uncomfortable
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people will look at you if you dress or accessorize in literally any non-standard way tbf
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>>43886506
I'm quitting the mode within the next three years
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i am so fucking ugly
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same ok wanna make out
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>>43887793
They're giving you the fuck me eyes
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>>43887894
yeah its nasty
i'd rather be as unattractive as possible to them
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>>43887894
>>43887957
Haha. No one ever has been sexually interested in me uwu
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>>43887669
Thanks. Unfortunately, I couldn't find anywhere to download this dataset. I did manage to find a dataset from Slovakia (relevant, since I'm slav). It turns out the dwarf build is real. I'm wider than 86% of MEN.

https://data.mendeley.com/datasets/2kjkw962gd/2
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>>43888017
yeah random old hispanic men looking at you like they want to rape you and skin you alive, yum
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>>43888058
I’ve gotten looks from white people but only because I’m a freak.
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>>43887582
Lol thats a nother jersey moder, im a fuck to wm

>>43887604
That works too~
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>>43888017
Same, wanna an hero with me?
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is there any actual reason to shower if i'm single and unemployed?
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There's multiple jerseymoders? I should have stayed there lol Delaware sucks.
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>>43888136
no. now let me sniff your pits.
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>>43888136
to avoid depression
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>>43888136
at least often enough to avoid infection or general health issues, and to not feel so bad about yourself
trust me, it makes a difference

>>43888322
this
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>>43888105
what movie then?
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pay for my srs
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Are chest binders the same as bra sizes?
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>>43887801
Even in standard ways. Not up to the lastest fashion trends will quickly get you the side eye from other people depending on the venue
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pay for my amoxicillin
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to whom are you praying for money
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i'm a man with pink hair and while people stare the only ones that comment are a couple people with compliments. just bee yourself
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i used to dye my hair pink but i had to stop because people kept fucking me
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>>43888711
this was my experience when i dyed my hair crazy colors too. i miss it, but i’m too scared of ruining my hair and going bald
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>>43888723
whoah how long does that take to start
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I don't know if I have enough hair right now to bother dyeing it but I might do it and black and purple again like when I was 18 lol
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>>43888736
no one cares grandpa. shouldn't you be at the bingo?
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>>43888732
it was almost instant for me, maybe you dyed yours the wrong shade
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>>43888595
ouhh oh, people usually show me movies o.o
do you like horror lol?
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>>43888749
get off my lawn, whippersnapper
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>>43888723
when i said i wanted to dye my hair turquoise my friend essentially said it would make me unfuckable
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I should have kms when I had the chance
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>>43888699
I actually have some i could give you lol
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>>43888736
post purple hair 18 year old chudette
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>>43888762
i like horror well enough. i’ve already seen obsession and backrooms, but i’ve got a-list so i don’t mind watching them again
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>>43888829
Oh cool, I love meeting new movie ppl. You can show me your goats, then I can look cultured when I show other movie ppl!
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>>43888790
god i wish
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>>43888866
I got them when I was on the streets back in January. I've kept them in a ticktacks bottle
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>>43888864
i’ll confess i’m not really that much of a movie person, i watch way more shows than movies and haven’t seen a ton of great artsy ones. my letterboxd top 4 is kinda comical
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>>43888864
just choose the movie and i’ll meet you there o7
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>US-Israel war on Iran
>Military strikes on water facilities in Iran may constitute a war crime, experts say
>Strikes on Bemani damaged key water reservoir for 20,000 people living in area amid a historic drought in the country
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>>43888924
>>43888988
i dont even have a letterbox lmfao
project hail mary still out? I heard that was good and was a lil curious.
theres also scary movie ig
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i have the longest philtrum in all of mmg
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i have the fattest gock
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nope that's me
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>>43888809
doesn't look like I have any pics, my mom freaked and threatened to kick me out or disown me or whatever and I moved out anyway right after lol
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>>43889224
bitch, how you just going to up my face like that!
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>>43889139
mine's pretty fat
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>>43889104
i don’t think project hail mary’s still out :/
scary movie i’ve also seen already and i don’t want to rewatch that one lol, it was bad. looks like today’s movies are:
disclosure day
scary movie
masters of the universe
the furious
mandalorian and frog
amazing digital circus
backrooms
obsession
michael
or we could just not see a movie
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>>43889286
on my way fat gock 4 fat gock
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gay sex
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>>43889315
>scary movie i’ve also seen already and i don’t want to rewatch that one lol, it was bad
oh man I saw this the other night it was TERRIBLE and also everything I wanted out of another entry into the franchise
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I just came out to my bf as a man
I am free from womanly bs
Bye
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>>43889315
im seeing backrooms tomorrow with a friend. I'd see the moder movie again, the malls also right there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>43889339
it was literally the first movie in the franchise i saw. it wasn’t like 100% misses, there were definitely some good jokes, but they were buried in tons of absolute garbage
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why am i bear shaped
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>>43889502
what’s the moder movie?
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>>43889701
tadc lmao. I actually did cry when from it, but thats bcuz im an estrogenized man~
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should i get a black sun tatt? i'm not racist or right wing i just think it goes hard
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>>43889768
you should kys
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>>43889768
get a swastika in the middle of your forehead and ss runes on each cheek
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>>43889777
trips of TRUTH
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>>43889756
oh true, and i know the spoiler too. would i be lost if i haven’t seen the actual show?
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the chick in the crying game is actually a dude
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>>43889810
yeahh the realization that the thing I hated in the series was just a mirror reflection of myself was got my in my feels, the rest of what made it good for me was the closure on questions you would've had from the start. The plot is also heavily reliant on the dynamics between each of the cast members, so without the context, alot of the actions wouldnt make sense i dont think
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guess we’re shit out of luck. don’t get massively wasted on a parking deck though, please
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I need a hair transplant
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density looks thin
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why is it styled all crazy
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just a glimpse into her dark and twisted mind
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>>43889975
told you, you can record clips for kf!
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>>43889996
same baldestie
but is it actually bad on the back or top or something or is it just the front hairline or thinning that bothers you?
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hath not I nipples? if you milk me, do i not lactate?
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>>43890050
i don’t want to do that
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>>43890143
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I'm getting moid and I'm feeling so boymodian like you
It's you that I want so please
Just a casual casual easy thing
Is it? It is for me
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>>43890073
The front. I tried with clip on bangs but friend said they could see the crease
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>>43890246
good levels on HRT? tried fin/duta and/or minox?
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stop wrinkling your forehead like that
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be nice what if she's old
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>>43890073
you're a pretty cute lesbian for a mentally ill, perveted, balding, male ogremoder
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finally some real hecking moders
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shooting heroin 2nite on the top floor of the AMC wayne parking deck, feel free to record me for kf
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>>43890073
they just let you look like this in portland. crazy
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>>43890246
You're gonna need a serious hair flap
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drinking with my wife tonight in the safety of our shared home and eating snacks while she falls asleep on my lap even though she said she wasnt going to fall asleep then playing on my switch until i also fall asleep
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i fucked the switch btw
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>>43890320
i'm the reason your wife is tired
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>>43890148
fine >.>
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>>43890294
thanks bestie
saved btw
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>>43890073
ugliest fucking lesbian ive seen
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hussie friend called me to a party and some guy there offered $500 to fuck us both, never been so repulsed in my entire life. tbf i was wearing a tight dress but still
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i've let men smash for beer before
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i regret everything
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i have never and will never have sex
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>>43890475
i just get the beer for free then leave
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>>43890507
that's called fraud and it's a crime
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beer is not for girls
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>>43890523
>random men offer to buy me beer
>accept then go on my merry way
fraud how you need to learn how to use moid better desu
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just kill all men
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men are goated
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men are not goated, men are the cause of most of the world's worst problems
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>>43890309
I wear a hat when I go out

>>43890450
>
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>>43890246
Looks like my hairline pre-hrt. Have you dermastamped?
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the "hide AI images" feature on duckduckgo no longer works
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>>43890639
how are you so disgusting
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>>43890655
how are you so gay and retarded
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Tfw they rent out uhauls at the smoke shop across the street from me
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when i drink beer, i feel extra moided tf out. i start burping, my gut gets bloated, i get even harder to look at, not good stuff. stick with blue md 20/20
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I get some beer once in a while and cider will always be my reliable go-to, but I got hooked on dark n stormies and whiskey and coke
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those of you that transitioned as a late shit, which of you have actually been on HRT for more than a couple years.

I am interested in knowing the outcomes of people that transitioned later in life or with bad genes, but continued to keep on the HRT. Most of the stuff online is just youngshits who eventually pass or oldshits who will only stay on HRT for a year before detransitioning. Obviously most of you are man moders but if you know experience of other people that also socially transitioned later in life.

By late shit I mean 21+, that's the current standard nowadays.
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>>43890712
drinking pure sugar like md isn't viable at my level of alcoholism
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>>43890734
im hot
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>>43890740
I was being facetious nona, pls dont drink fucking mad dogs
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>>43890747
>>43890734
I should what age did you start HRT and how long have you been on it.
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>>43890734
i'm hot
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>>43890734
before starting E i looked like I was in my earlyish twenties, 21 months in, I look like im 51
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>>43890734
>By late shit I mean 21+
retard
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>>43890755
im hot
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>>43890754
the absolute swill i drink isn't any better it's just a lot dryer
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>>43890734
started at 30, now with 6 years of manmode behind me and going strong - my QoL is way improved since I've been on HRT and 5ARIs along with laser but I'm never gonna pass or bother socially transitioning and that's fine by me, I can live out the rest of my life like this and not want to die because I don't hate my body anymore

gonna try to get SRS too and just be the ultimate nonbinary lesbian old man rapehon
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are you guys still responding to that enby flag dude
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>>43890778
Post 2024 election standards for passing:
<18 - youngshit
18-21 mid shit
21-25 lateshit
25+ giga lateshit
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you say "epstein class" and a bunch of israelis call you an antisemite, what do they mean by this
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i'm an "it was always too late"shit
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>>43890791
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did anyone else's mom smoke during the pregnancy
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too old tgaf anymore award~
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well starting at 22 and with bad genetics I will probably never pass.
>>43890790
Do people know you are trans? Do they treat you as a man,non-binary, woman?
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>>43890660
better than looking like vomit
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>>43890246
Fuck
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>>43890840
the overly bitter blowhard comments are embarrassing dude
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>>43890837
yeah I think most people can tell I'm some kind of genderspecial freak, most people just treat me like a normal man but I'm in a kind of woke city and I think people are generally supportive of whatever you "present" or "identify" as and I stick to my manmode pretty well despite wearing women's jeans sometimes and not hiding my breasts

I've also had some outlier interactions from threats of violence (or straight up death threats) and insults to people fawning over me and treating me like a special little snowflake, but that's more rare especially with short hair
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oh uh chuddy simps have arrived
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>>43890840
still looking better than your mom, faggot
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being a jealous bitch is unbecoming
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quite unladylike or whatever
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If Chuddy has million simps, then I'm one of them.
If Chuddy has one simp, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Chuddy has no simps, that means I'm dead.
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if chuddy has one hater it's ME
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being a hater is a waste of precious energy
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hating is the best use of your energy
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I almost killed myself
Flushed the random polla down the drain and drunk the whole beer in one swoop
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beer is making me fat
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since the weather got better, i think im just going to go look at all the pretty Victorian architecture in irvington instead of getting shithammered on the top deck
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>>43890649
Every couple weeks. and for those wondering im 37 with 10 months hrt
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mommy
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*cums*
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>>43890660
lesbians live in closets?
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>>43890523
fascists love crying about fraud and using debt to enslave people
and they hate sharing or caring. they don't feel love and just use people as sex toys
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>>43891096
so no moder mall walking?
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I hate men
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>>43891177
it appears the other moder wasn't game ¯\_(v.v)_/
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join the club
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>>43891143
you're going to when I put you in a little cage in my closet and make you subsist off a diet of my thick white milky cum you evil rapist lesbian demon
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>>43891205
i am that other moder, baka
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>>43891248
are u two back again? grim
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i'm going to smoke crack and rape fat homeless people
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>>43891332
oh shit, thought you said fuck it ;p
maybe irvington can wait
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>>43891363
fuck no lol

>>43891367
and give them all my AIDS? you monster
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hi i liveat the corner of 6th and 7th steet and i was wondering if any moders would want to hang out and drink and weed :)
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IM GETTING MOID AND IM FEELING SO BOYMODIAN LIKE YOU
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>>43891427
are you fat, homeless, or mentally ill? do you have any drugs and alcohol?
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>>43891427
6 7
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>>43891427
omw to rape you and give you gay AIDS
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>Erst kommen Drohungen der Eskalation, dann steht angeblich ein Abkommen kurz bevor: Donald Trump verkauft das als Strategie. Sein Zickzackkurs zeigt aber vor allem, dass der US-Präsident keinen Plan hat.
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penits
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benis :DD
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>Reporter David Armstrong was diagnosed with cancer and soon learned that one of his drugs sold for almost $1,000 per pill
>Armstrong: And I just happened to find it. There was a lawsuit that a, um, generic drug company filed against Celgene, and buried in thousands of pages was a excerpt of a deposition of Celgene’s head of manufacturing. And a lawyer asked him flat out, “What does it cost to make this drug?” And he said 25 cents. And I remember the moment I saw that, I, I knew that it was a big markup involved, but when he said that the cost was 25 cents a pill, and it had always been 25 cents a pill, and it’s still 25 cents a pill, I was just really floored by that.
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capitalism may not be perfect but nonetheless it's the best system we got
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I hold my issues with the alternatives I've seen presented but I am ever more increasingly convinced otherwise
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>>43891600
you only just now catching on to that?
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>>43891586
shalom
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>>43891614
I have cishet white male privilege, how can you expect me to pay attention to such things?
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>>43891427
seriously, i would, but i have a final exam due at midnight i never started
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>>43891639
you're looking a lot cuter in that video, did you do something different with your hair?
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>>43891382
which mall we walking? i assume willowbrook?
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IM GETTING MOID AND IM FEELING
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>>43891639
stop posting your selfies
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>>43891586
>be in the dark ages
>the most advanced countries are all monarchies
>Greek and Roman democracies eventually failed and many died
>monarchy isn't perfect but it's the best system we've got
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>>43891693
you have a very good point, that's a compelling case for monarchy.
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I'm at a friend's in lodi rn which ever is closest to either ig
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>Athens degenerated into factional infighting and was ultimately crushed by Sparta
>The Roman Republic was done in by its own wealth and corruption, leading to decades of bloody civil wars
>democracy kills people
>there is no alternative
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de facto dictatorships, corporatocracy, and authoritarian oligarchy suck no matter what flavor they come in
that's why the best system of government is one where I rule the world
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>>43891673
Gsp or AD are closer atm
Willowbrook will always hold a special place in my moding heart so what evers easier for you 2 get 2
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>>43891718
i think it’s probably too late since mall usually close at 9. plus if you’re with a friend i don’t want to interrupt that lol
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>>43891747
i can get to american dream in about 15 minutes if you actually wanna do the mmg meetup/kf filming/murder
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anprims are right
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we can have a little dictatorship, as a treat
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>>43891754
You have no idea what I'd drop to see what meeting a 4chan stranger would entail o.o
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it might entail getting raped by an evil little demon
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I'm getting purged and I'm feeling so gulagian like you
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my corpshe, cremated, not interred.
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>>43891778
alright, if you insist. i’ll be there in like 20, just need to let out my dog and get shoes and shit
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I'm getting shook and I'm feeling so martinian like you
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>>43891769
Aight I can leave in like 10
Bring roll-up lol
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what makes reppers so attractive
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the dead eyed stare
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>>43891798
just got here. sorry though, i don’t have any rollups (and i’m not sure what they are, are they rolling papers? prerolls?)
where in the mall do you wanna meet?
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NO TELEVISIONS IN THE AIR
NO CIRCUMCISIONS ON THE CHAIR
(You) MADE THE WEAPONS FOR US ALL
AND JUST LOOK AT US NOW
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i like that we have flags and no IP counter so i can pretend to be multiple people, really makes posting bait and bad faith arguments even easier than usual
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>>43892079
I don't like that and I'm not you
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>>43892079
back in my day, we pretended to be separate people without needing flags
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>>43892086
>>43892079
>>43892098
all me
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>>43891954
I'm by the hmart
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going up to any faggy looking dude at the mall and asking if they’re a manmoder
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Figuring it out is the fun of the game
I have a boba
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going up to random cis women in the mall drinking boba and accusing her of being a fakemoder. i am escorted off the premises
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imagine asking some guy at the mall if he's the person from "manmoder general" and he's like no wtf are you talking about
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I think you just passed me
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>>43892255
i think i would kill myself on the spot. no weapon on me or anything, i’d explode or something
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we dont pass here
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>>43892255
High risk, low reward
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Holy shit I just saw you kekking at the pass joke
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this is how you create schizomoders
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i’m being watched
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Holy shit lol I must be so fucking moided there's no way that's not a modern in shorts walking past some fag on a small chair
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oh shit i see you, you're chopped as FUCK
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>>43892255
a beautiful cis woman comes up to you at the mall and asks if you’re from manmoder general. wyd?
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rape
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told my wife that two of my best friends were meeting, she asked from where. i told her. wwe are fighting
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>>43892341
shoot myself, obviously
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hi
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>>43892474
hiya
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>>43892341
involuntarily make a face like i just bit into a lemon then walk the other direction as fast as I can
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>>43892341
raep
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im 29
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i am 2026 years old
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When I go to sleep I don’t know if my dreams are as a woman or male, does my brain think it’s a woman since I’m taking HRT now?
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i often dream of my wife who is a woman and me who is fucking her
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The only people I know are work colleagues and family, that’s all that’s in my dreams.
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i dream about being tormented by demons, surely a portent of the just punishment that awaits me after death
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>>43893023
You are no more sinful than cis people, trust me. The sexual sins cis people do make me, a virgin taking HRT, seem like nothing.
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>>43893047
sybau dork nobody's talking to you
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Lenovo > HP(E)
may the PC and HPC Gods strike HP(E) users down, and visit death and destruction upon the homes wherein those infernal machines are found
>>43893047
speaking of sexual sin, would you mind if i suck your cock?
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>>43893073
I am
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i wish i were a backward and ignorant village girl being raped by non-binary Stalin
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>>43893077
BASED FUCK HPE
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>>43893077
This post seems extremely sus btw, almost like a fed just found out who I am and posted this
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but like lenovo is ugly and stinky and sure their laptops last forever but the company i work for (small, locally owned) uses lenovo (we are poor) but our clients are rich megacorps who burn money like it's nobody's business, they use mostly HP, HPE
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>>43893120
HPE compute is garbage. Shitty fucking software, BIOS, firmware etc. garbage support.
>>43893077
Yes, but it’s pretty small, 4.5 inch len 4 inch girth, and uh, it’s gock btw. Smells and feels different.
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>>43893120
Lenovo is Chinese, can’t use in corporate work.
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>>43893151
ohh that explains it all for me, even down to the red branding
that does mean that the chinese government is listening to me masturbate while yearning about moders through my red bottom lenovo dock and my $650 lenovo monitors?
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>>43893172
Probably. They probably have backdoors ready to go for WW3.

What state are you in?
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>>43893179
GA
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>>43893185
You want a pic of my gock?
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>>43893187
oh i'm not the anon that asked to suck your gock
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Yes or no?
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>>43893202
no, sorry
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>>43893206
No worries.
I will always be
>autistic virgin man moder
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>>43893208
When they invent household teleporters I'll give you a hug
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>>43893208
keep talking like that about computers and im sure a moder will want to see your pebis in no time
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>>43893248
I have a lot to say about computer but I don’t want to out myself
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>>43893256
I heard it's GNU plus Linux?
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>>43893256
i've talked to a couple moders, the ones with jobs work with computers so i don't think you're in any danger
you are amongst your mrothers, friend
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>>43893263
Yea, Linux and server stuff is literally my autistic fixation and what I work on
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Only took a smol fakemoded punch to the ear 8/10
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oh and and I guess a pic or what ever she stole my vape.
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lmaoo whitebois getting pummeled
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i would take a picture of my wife and i's legs but she is in the other room i think cheating on me or plugging in her phone
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>>43893591
she called me sorry
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>>43893553
you just know they are hooking up right now
jersey is cooked
jerseymoder is the patient zero for the NJ moder polycule outbreak
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>>43893615
nyooo
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>>43893615
we did not fuck, i told her to fuck her friend
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i already fucked her friend while btw
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i have flop sweat
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>>43893553
i went to the moder mall meetup and i didn’t even get murdered, 0/10
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why do autistic people like kingdom hearts
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>>43893692
its not autistic



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