old laundry: >>43886715
need bf
need slave
shiza you look like a penis wearing a pair of glasses lmao
ughhhh I want to cut so badly>>43889686berserk has always been low tier
>>43889745>berserk has always been low tierlamest bait yet
>>43889745your ugly tranny face and body works are low tier
I dont have to guess the color of your underwear I already know what you got going on down there its the lacy black pair with the little pink bows
Mнe нe нyжнo гaдaть цвeт вaшeгo нижнeгo бeлья aн дep yэp... already knew what you got going on дayн there
Guys let’s be kind to Debaser he’s a bit slow and has special needs. We need to treat lesser people with the same respect we treat normal people with <3
https://youtu.be/j90H7thwUosI feel like I'm losing it a little>>43889765body works?
>>43889785
i was wearing my thong while riding my dildo, had the g-string pulled to the left side for easy access. i fucked myself balls-deep and then i came handsfree, into a condom. despite doing all of this of my own volition, i am ashamed of being a bottom. i don't know if i would make a good bf, just thought i should explain my state of mind as a bi sub fem bottom. it's not supposed to be funny so don't laugh. i have real issues ok
>>43889785Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guessGuess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guessGuess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guessGuess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess
>>43889841nobody cares how you wanked
>>43889706>socks in summermadness
why do you post here? is it for your attention and yous? a desire to be seen or heard?
>>43889816Иyдa Юпитep))) >>43889846Ra cha cha cha cha-cha cha cha cha-chaElegua say yes! You will find true lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNi6PJpB3JU
>>43889856i'm just curious if gay guys are willing to date a closeted bisexual, if the sex is good. because i think over time it will become less shameful, once i get used to having a bf.
>>43889841Anon, I love to bully bottoms and encourage bottoms to be vers but there is sincerely nothing to be ashamed of and it has very little to do with your ability to be a good bf. Being a good bf is 80% about things that aren't having sex.
>>43889867i live in the uk. it's never hot enough to stop wearing socks
>>43889883You should write in jewish for lore accuracy
>>43889886>i'm just curious if gay guys are willing to date a closeted bisexualmmmmh never
>>43889868I have no friends irl and grew up on imageboards so this is the closest to socializing with other people I get
Tell the man with the money to come here and pay me
>>43889895you don't have any other option.
An Eternal Shiza, a slightly chubby Texanon, and my 2 minutes, 41 seconds... it's not much but... it's enough..
>>43889766Wrorrrrong it's browns and yellows and greys.
>>43889868because i'm bored and i can see hairy holes
>>43889891>encourage bottoms to be versadmission of grooming behavior>>43889886why do closeted bisexuals always have to be bottoms, it's so disappointingI don't even get being closeted in 2026
>>43889868I have had the Soup D'joor before and that is NOT what this is, heeeennny. Hehe.
>>43889867in 2026, summer means socks and sandals
Naruto > Bleach >>> One Piece
>>43889893Gurl l'chaim she is multilingual and ain't gonna be trying to rebuild my friendships with that one jewish guy I knew.
>>43889924They have a bottoming kink and aren't actually attracted to women. Duuuuh.
shiza's favorite anime is two piece cuz she won't fit in a one piece, also because she'll never put the fork down after exactly one piece
does this bitch want attention im sick of her shes lame and i wanna do something else
>>43889961
>>43889904i'm celibate and married to england now until an open gay quuer faggot a homosexual is available
>>43889868i don't have anyone to share softcore porn with
vlad i think ur lame so u better get zesty or whatever the fuck yall call poc
>>43889931>socks and sandalsit's giving hypoxic brain damage
>>43889970Maмa Py))) "Skidmark" Charles
>>43889785дeбилы
>>43889987What is your lore sis?I understand that you are trying to cultivate an enigmatic persona but I'm curious
>>43889977when you meet your soul mate none of your requirements will mean a thing, you will be inexplicably drawn to them, as if it were destiny itself that brought you together
>>43889892i live in the ukit was scorching that weekend in may>>43889899same
>>43890018Random schizo number 73638386, he's more boring than even you
>>43890033my soulmate is a gay man. my antisoulmate is a straggot. not sorry future sister
>>43889944This is true but here is how it really isHxH > FMAB > Bebop >>> Gintama>>43890043He goes to dragoncon so he is probably funI have also considered the possibility that there are multiple people using the username which is technically true because I shit posted as him once
>>43890039it has never been scorching in this country. i've been to literal deserts. i wore socks
>>43890093deserts are dry not hot
>>43890093I'm a pale skinned shut inI can't handle heat
Xanthippe the sex pest
>>43890134just like your hole
>>43890093In parts of the US the asphalt will get to like 65 C
Jolyne is the best jojo
>>43890147weak
>>43890157aren't you that gaydead fat that harasses black guy on grindr for another viral load?
>>43890157Excuse me?
>>43890168wow! lol
>>43890183girl stop hiding off trip to be a catty bitch in your greasy purple briefs sis
>>43890203How dare you. Go suck off some meth addict in a Canadian forest
Dis binch jealous of our forestes jibol
>>43890219>meth addict in the forest slayer found dead
>>43890234Do you date or hook up with many Indians ? I heard there’s many of them in Canada.
>>43890093imagine the smell
she's mentally ill and become yet another methy of this gen because her fat AIDS is finally catching up to her psyche
>oh cool a new monhun channel>it's a trans identified male this has happened like three times already reeeeeeeee wtf
>>43890248Indians are in India... In Canada we are all Canadians... You're American is coming through a bit... "Diva" ! hmhmhmhm...
>>43890234kek
>>43890260there was no smell. it was only like 8 hours in the grand canyon
>>43890271She forgets the larp sometimes
>>43890304>sometimes lol
Y’all following the World Cup?I’m rooting for BRAZIL!! :-) VAI BRASIL!!!!
>>43890416No that's for thirdies
>>43890416mobile ppster
>>43890304What she haven fish fellay? ;3ooo<3
>>43890416go sportsball!
we should make something that suits your personality!
I know why shiza is away, but I'm not telling you because it's an NDA infringement. Let's just say she is filming something, a reality TV show.
me if I would actually talk to people
>>43890490NEED them
>>43890509Genuinely I would LOVE a shiza reality show! What is it about? I would love her in a “housewives of Poland” kinda show.
>>43890509a remake of the movie Armageddon, with shiza as the comet
PENIS INSPECTION TIME
Meg må du hilsa på
>>43890606They ask me how I'm so pretty and I say it's fromthe things I do the people I am and the way I walk my walk they can't understand.. Muwah.
>They ask me how I'm so prettyThat never happened
i love being gay and sniffing mens armpits
>>43890629Even mine?
>>43890619Heng deg opp i ett tre
>>43890632if you are a bear then yes
nude muscle twunk wearing nothing but a backwards MAGA cap
>>43890537You not in highschool anymore sis.
Why do you guys like shiza so much?
Some of youse are sneetches on the beaches :(
>>43890646and he bottoms for black and indian men
>>43889706need a dominant older man or a sub twink
>>43890677I'm okay with black, but not Indian sis.
>>43890679>dominant older man or a sub twinkideal couple
>>43890679you mean an older sub fem bottom in his 30s
Need that fat boy
>>43890641I'm closer to otter
>>43890707that looks like me but slightly fatter
I'm beginning to think there's a girl who likes me
>>43890725post pits
>>43890733Me looking for who asked
>>43890775cute outfit
>>43890780Consider rope unironically
>>43890733she just wants your semen to have a baby with
>>43890703>older sub fem bottom in his 30sliterally me, and nobody wants that
>>43890727Post belly NOW
>>43890814you're not a bottom, you're a troon woman carved like a turkey
>>43890824Pay me
>>43890638translatinghangdich youupa tree
tell me something weird about you or your family
>>43890852That's wrong retard, try again
>>43890863i used to pretend to be a girl in mmos because guys would literally just give you stuff for free
>>43890867when was the last time you attempted a relationship?
>>43890877I am currently, how about you?
Oop wig
>>43890846hru today slayer
>>43890863my parents had me and my brothers go to a cryobank when we were 18 to have our semen frozenjust incase we died young, so they can still have babies through our lineage
It reminds me that it's not so bad (not so bad)
>>43890921i'm good, i'm not you or your only dating prospect from this thread? will you draw yet another picture of a fatherly figure dismembering your t pre teen quatered self insert?
>>43890941
shiza's in the club, high off purp', with some shades on (Mike WiLL Made-It nigga)Tatted up, miniskirt, with her J's on! (You know it)In the club, high off purp', with some shades onTatted up, miniskirt, shiza's J's on (We trippy)shiza's on my feet (You know it; bah)shizas on my feet (You know it; bah)shizas on my feet (You know it)So get like me (Mm-hmm)shiza on my feet (You know it; bah)(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)shiza's on my feet (We trippy; bah)shiza's on my feet (Uh; we trippy)So get like me (Mm-hmm)
>>43890921Imagine giving this much of a shit about slayer lmao
sɴᴀᵖ-sɴᴀᵖ-sɴᴀᵖ-sɴᴀᵖ-sɴᴀᵖ-sɴᴀᵖ-sɴᴀᵖ
no furry bf to visit after work? bad & sad
>>43891014But what if a furry bf is more trouble than it's worth?
Delta
squeak >.< *leaks pre*
>>43891043unless they're crossing the country to go to cons i don't see how they'd be
>>43891050what?
>>43891014I was going to type something bad then i realised how fucking dumb it is to get upset about furries and luckily stopped myself. You do you brother
>>43890991>STOP MENTIONING ME IM NOT HERE
>>43891060furries can be kinda insane from what I saw on twitter
>>43891089Waah waah, not slayer you fucking retard. Guess again
>>43891038raep sexo
>>43891100normal gays can be too if you're going by twitter. just pick your battles, really
furries carry the flame
would you date a non offending pedophile if he was 10/10 in everything else besides that (looks and personality) and goes to therapy to not commit the crime
>>43891038perfect BAC domtop twunk
>>43891158No I don't think I want to date holden/samael/shiza/paige/debaser
>>43891158Would you?
dom top that pinches your nipples just right >>>>>
>>43891038pit hair hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
>>43891076what about trannies? shotas? bisexuals? poonere?
>>43891184considering he will 10/10 on personality and looks and goes to THERAPY, then yea
>>43891153whomst are we setting on fire?gn
>>43891214Why do your mind immediatly go towards pedophiles and gender confused retards?
>>43891227the liberals duh
>>43891158you have to be 18 to post here
>>43891238I am over 18 sis
>>43891233she is one of the sister hons, can't stop bringing it up because there is a mental illness of her own is blooming in that inflamed skull
I wonder if I could fit a monster can up my arsehttps://vocaroo.com/1maSCT23N9aq
>>43891233because your argument was moronichurr durr getting upset about furries so dumb hurrr derrp you are a moronhence yhe rhetorical question about other degens that should be shot in the head together with you fucktard
>>43891244How fucking embarrassing for her, yikes
>>43891255imagine being this slow
>>43891244i am a heterosexual, conservative man
>>43891284Sure hon
>>43891273imagined it, what now?
>>43891294Find the closest rope then wrap it around your neck
>>43891306okaaaaaaaybut rly now gn
>>43891284i can see
>>43891313Actual retard
Claiming to not be a particular troll while behaving exactly like a particular troll is like an only child claiming no one actually saw who stole the cookies, a juvenile attempt at a lawyer's trick. It doesn't interest me.https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/43513329/#43516493If I detect something that looks and sounds like a duck, its a duck, I will react as such and I am taking the shot. No one should assume ambiguity is cover or that this is about precision.
I know i've got a big ego, i really don't know why it's such a big deal tho
>>43891360because nobody likes a narcissist, except boomers and right wingers for some reason
>>43891358shut the FUCK UP jesus CHRIST no one cares
>>43891374Marina and the diamonds you fake gay
>>43891377Based and true post
>>43891374No you're really a retarded obsessed sad /pol/ tranny troll.
>>43891420yeah whatever slayer
>>43891014>no bf>no worksuffering
>>43891420You say that i'm kinda difficult, but it's always someone elses fault >>43891426Actual oblivious dumbass
>>43891426Exactly.
>>43891158i'm that guy. also you dont need to go to therapy, just dont do it wtf are you an animal. can't control yourself?
i shoulda bought burger king while i was out
>>43891437That foot looks familiar...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDcHBgVsGvE
what are amphetamines like
>>43891459Not gonna lie i do enjoy feeding the footfags, those guys are funny as fuck
https://vocaroo.com/138VnQzQ65yr
>>43891506caffeine
>>43891451Is there fast food worse than Burger King? Maybe subway, but I can’t think of anything else.
I have no idea what you schizos babble about, can we go back to posting fat bitches?
>>43891518but caffeine does nothing
imagine being a sub 5'7 manlet. i mean the people in my country are that short but everyone else is the same height so it cancels out. in america, its rough
>>43891543Only if you have severe adhd like me
>>43891529Hey guys, do keep in mind that idanon also exist. Just making sure you all remember because it's important that we all know this was idanons post
>>43890931please tell me this was a joke
>>43891546Literally who asked you? (Serious question)
>>43891507Okay you're taking it too far power & control just desserts i'm a ruin foot fag
https://vocaroo.com/1i2jgwunz4cp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0h-6ug8gRk
i'm planning to move to russia because there's no woke people there
>>43891546America is full of manlets thought I'm 5'9" and I may as well be Gulliver in the land of the lilliputians
did you know skunk's anus only accepts bbc?
>>43891591
>>43891595I don't know whats worse, skunk selfposting or you being retarded enough to be an anon playing into his cringe roleplay
goober
>>43890863My mom and dad are siblings.
>>43891595Never knew that, I only knew that texanon/debaser/shiza/bucko/dan/marina/slayer/samael/bleage/ethiopian pharaoh/paige/big soph/larry are BBC only
https://vocaroo.com/1fEZ44AFF5c5
>I don't know whats worseAnd obviously can't if you came here to have your diaper changed.
>>43891592>I'm 5'9"Aww little guy, that's cute
i need a gay bf...
I need a straight bf...
>>43891638Quite a list of many years and several threads.
why does ss act like such npcs
I need more coffee.
>>43891645What a weird fetish to pull from that post anon, do you think about changing diapers often?
>>43891679me when shiza
everyone is bbc only and yet this is the most racist place around
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to run my townDon't bring me no coffeeThat ain't how it's gonna go down
https://vocaroo.com/1lSwYKz0p1Fi
>>43891677galactus why are u so mean
>>43891677Who is this?
>>43891548ok it does a little bit but like one cup of coffee does nothing. 2-3 helps me be alert and focus
>>438915925'9 is king of the manlets im sorry bro im that height too. at least we're gay so its kinda cute when we're this height
>>43891757this looks like some shite u would see on CDCs wall are you gonna start posting cheese pizza next?
>>43891759What makes you think anyone gave a shit about your opinion little guy
https://vocaroo.com/14Ib4VkXiRESImmigration
Always a favorite:>sees non sexual comment>sexualizes it>"why are you thinking of sex anon?! Hmm?!"The classic self report.
>>43891801goku could beat him
>>43891784It's kinda funny watching you put effort into voice notes without a single reply over and over again
u right the silver surfer is too cerebral for most people
>i am le tormented by my evil deeds!not that deep
Oink oink
force feeding shiza pierogi and making gainer vids with her to upload to thisvid.com
>>43891810At least I am practising my poetry recital. I don't need feedback. Even just the act levels me up.
>>43891745I don't feel anything until 5
>>43891821Have fun posting straight to the void i guess, sounds fun?
>>43891810It's kinda funny watching you waiting for each post to find something to bitch and whine about. Perhaps you should just fap since I don't think your social prospects are going to get any better than this.
>>43891818i don't think this would be displeasurable at all to shiza though, i'd wager the opposite
>when the navbux hit and i can afford to pay my norwegian boost mobile equivalent phone bill
gaygen tripfags are my autistic hyperfixation
>posting straight to the void>cant stop replyingVoid sounds about right.
https://vocaroo.com/1mWRW4nd8pjH
>>43891845>Perhaps you should just fapGooner brained take
>>43891834thats around when i start getting the negatives like jitteriness and whatnot elevated heartrate. thats about how much id have before exams (altho id either use caffeine powder or energy drinks not just coffee)
>>43891856Who am i? Larper
>>43891874idfk but id guess the lowercase i is a hint
i need to up my autism i need to feed all tripfags into some machine learning shite so i can detect their typing style
>>43891857Who did reply before i said that tho? Thought you ate with that one didn't you retard
These people who make random flame posts for (You)s for hours are sad, like seeing that abandoned son trying to play catch with himself, always imagining the dad that is never showing up. Exact same profile.
>>43891882Cosplaying cringetard
>>43891912cooper?
An original poemhttps://vocaroo.com/113WXKe1a4bx
Who else is watching the Fifa world cup?
>>43891936Hi seal poster
>>43891936nobody watches football in my family except for my grandma strangely enough
>>43891919
>thought you atei always imagine a gorilla with big lips saying this everytime it gets postedi'm not hear to eat, i have a chefs kitchen, i'm here to mingle and share in the respective Convo that tries to happen here until you and your ilk show up to be a fucking nuisance
>>43891906hey it's me! and my father died when i was 12!
Another poem... https://vocaroo.com/1gbzqwDmvq0R
is cooper real or is she like a cryptid?
>>43891451I am too proud to go out for burgers two nights in a row.Which is why I should probably start warming my pan up since the patties are already thawed.
>>43891960No it's just a catch all for people getting upset about other peoples post. He hasn't posted for years
A poem about feeling imprisoned https://vocaroo.com/138dkUk1zUGn
why is it so hot to take another man's load up the ass? logically it doesn't make sense.. i can't get prr pregnant, i'm a male. so why, do i want it so badly
>>43891958>>43891995you have a nice voice, thanks for sharing
>>43891649that's not the only little guy I've got iykwim>>43891757OMG it's machinehead!!
guh
>>43891994hi slayer
>>43891014I need someone who will look at me the way that panther looks at the dog. >>43891284I can change you :3. Why have you come to this hellscape?>>43891317I love queer republican men, but I wish they'd be more open about their sexuality.I would love to date one. I want a nice muscley conservative man who drives a truck and owns guns, and is super closeted about his sexuality. Tis but a fanasy (´ε｀*)>>43891944Hi, are you someone I've interacted with before?>>43891946Same, back when my grandma was still alive she was also the only one in my family who was into sports.
my friends are so ugly bros
>>43892006Thanks for listening
>>43892036>Hi, are you someone I've interacted with before?Yes, just saying hi. Hope you are having a good day/evening.
>>43892039You say that as a ginger
Soccer socks make me feral.
i wish i had a normal fetish like feet
>>43892039like theyre so ugly and want me to tell them why theyre ugly even though i know they would deny all of it.the worst part is they wont move on after I call them ugly. they call me ugly and i move on, i dont even ask for the reason why..
First they caused an entire generation to get addicted to social media, lessening their attention spans, feeding them a shit ton of information so they have information overload, a lot of it false, and now they streamlined the damage it does with AI, making it much easier to fuck up their heads and feed them whatever information they want, whoever they are, anywhere. It kills our capacity for thinking and reasoning, disrupts actual art and creativity, and local data centers kill the local area's land and surges up water prices. It's just so awful.
>>43892004thats literally the one thing i hate about anal its so fucking nasty
>>43892088people say shit like this and it turns out they're into like piss or something which is just as mundane. say it with your chest nigga
>>43892102inflation
having a sock fetish but hating bare feet is like being cursed to eat cake but only after wiping off the icing
>>43892102Who is this?
>>43892088u gotta be into scat i can feel it. or ur a MAP
>>43892105i haven't seen that much gay inflation porn tbdesu. do you have a favorite artist
>>43892105thats just retarded tho not like taboo
>>43892100wdym, you don't want to get cummed in?? i don't understand, and i'm not even gay.
Humping my mattress as I type this
https://vocaroo.com/11UUdIDpufa5Losing hope
>>43892131>and i'm not even gay.Unironically kill yourself
>>43892131it feels gross cus its like u cant get it all out and then u have to shart out their cum. its just slimy and nasty too
>>43892124i hate all of those flavors, we can't be friends
SEXOOOOO
>>43892057Yeah I'm good thanks for asking. I was going to have company over to watch the game, but they blew me off. I'm still enjoying the game though. Do you have any plans for this fine Friday, or are you just taking it easy at home? (-ω- ?).
>>43892146it can't be that bad, it's not even more than a shotglass worth
>>43892155I bet you're a mint enjoyer. Gross
>>4389212426,000 calories iirc
>>43892160it almost makes me gag lol it really bothers me for some reason
>>43892116idk hard to say but if i had to pick one, probably drakemohkami, but he mostly does furry shit and rarely posts now
>>43892139things totally changed on this site when they took away being able to see the user countnow there are ai bots directing the conversations always bringing up the same repetitive things over and over again
>>43892172You sound boring, ngl
>>43892124I don't think I've ever had ben and jerrys>half baked ice creamWha?
>>43892157Yeah my brain is just sort of idling while it boots up and tries to find something to focus on. One of those procrastination things. I should probably just make dinner since the thread shitters stunk up the vibe as usual.
>>43892188the ice cream isn't half baked, half baked is the flavor. it's based on half baked cookies
>>43892188Half vanilla, half chocolate ice cream with cookie dough and brownies
>>43892188Oink oink oink
>>43892182Yes, I believe so. It's probably just bots replying to bots replying to bots. I'm going to have a cider.
NEW>>43892217>>43892217>>43892217
>>43892188you'd find Ben and Jerry's disgusting it has way too much sugar and fat content for the British to enjoy
>>43892188It has fudge brownies ("baked") and cookie dough (unbaked). Thus, "half baked" ice cream.Brought to you by "Literacy: RTF label!"
>>43892172well excuse~ me for being a faggot, gosh.
alternate new>>43892242>>43892242>>43892242
I thought it's called half baked as a joke to stoners that have cravings
>>43892195>>43892198>>43892240I understood that but why would you want them to taste like the half done version
>>43892182You are assuming1. Anyone cares about this thread enough to waste time on deploying a bot2. That none of the posters are as witless or limited in thought as a piece of insipid manufactured software.
