what would you do if you came across a boymoder that was in an alcohol store, walking up and down the isles, had trouble choosing what she wanted to buy, and just generally couldn't decide what she wanted to drink tonight?
>>43890717Tire ironbut then tell her to just get cheap vodka or rum, the only point of drinking is to get wasted as quick as possible
>>43890730LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME, drinks are for having fun and being sweet! just like me
>>43890717Shoot her with my girl gun.
>>43891453.32 acp?
>>43890717Leave her alone to shop in peace. Then buy a bottle of ol grandad and get turnt with my wife.
>>43890717point her towards the Finlandia
>>43890717ask her if she is drinking alone tonight
>>43892235...yeah...
>>43890717ask the clerk where the girliest drinks are
>>43892268and watch that faggot start looking around for their suggestions? nooo
I wish, I don’t drink at all. Being on E it’s probably super easy to sedate me with one or two drinks.
>>43890717but booze isn't allowed in the clubhouse
I usually like to get the chocolate flavored stuff and mix it with almond milk
>>43892377Is the bottom getting gang banged by two boy moders
>>43892407first bottomkun is a child, he isn't a 5000 year old vampire like those boymoders so don't sexualize him. Secondly how can he have sex if he isn't married?
>>43892431Well that’s a shame because there’s no such thing as gay marriage, I guess he can never have sex.
>>43892443ignorant
>>43890717I would offer to mix her a drink, obviously
>>43892246well do you want some company from a fellow boymoder. Ill make you a cocktail
>>43892352>not wanting to see a cute boymoders eyes light up at the girly drinks
>>43892671would be nice...
