>>43889706
>>43892242this image is fake because switch users don't have sex
Delta doesn't like cookie dough.How is someone so soulless
>>43892280i once played a game of smash to decide who would get a blowjob first
>>43892283cookie dough isn’t that great oreo clears it
>>43892283I don't think I've ever had it
>>43892280if i can have sex anyone can
>>43892280unfortunately a certain subset of nintendnerds and disneyllennials are capable of having sex, and tragically, reproducing this spells the end for the civilized human race
https://litter.catbox.moe/6prt6a.mp4i don't show enough emotion when i get blowjobs but that's probably better than this
i love shutting the fuck up
>>43892392IKR?!
Honestly, for the good of the planet I shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOpAUeNjxtII'm ngl I'd fuck the shit out of this little asian cause he looks a little bit like me.
>>43892480moustaches are hard to get right
>>43892480nice glasses dork
Since nobody liked my poetry. ..Here is some original music instead https://vocaroo.com/1nb4yIjQzVlz
>>43892516I don't like anything you post
I call the song Railway One...I wrote it on the train.
>>43892516skunky boy im sorry that nobodys replying to you but im too traumatized by shhmlayers unc nasally phlegmatic voice to click on vocaroos rn sorrynice music though
>>43892571It's okay. My art isn't really the kind of thing I would expect most homos to appreciate anyway. Thanks for the kind words though.
>>43892571thought I was the only one
>>43892516Sounds like the Chrono Trigger soundtrack, if it had the budget of a tin can.
>>43892611I don't have a budget. All DIY. The synths are all sine waves. Just heavily effected and distorted. Apart from the piano.
Feeling peevish.
remember to close the windows tonight to trap the cool air in. or something
I envy rich kids and then i realize to latin americans i am the rich kid. its rich kids all the way down
>#4goddammit it should not take this many iced coffees to wake up a man 14,972 years young
Drinking a nice strong cider
wafflez is screaming again
>>43892704you have to wait a while for the caffeine to kick in. dont drink too much or you'll have the coffee shits
>>43892693Theres this group of Latin Americans on Youtube who are always whining for donations and complaining about being poor.Meanwhile they have a ranch, a mother who cooks fresh food for them all day, surrounded by nature far from the city. But they are certain they are poor because they have no washer/dryer.
>>43892724Oh those never stop for more than a few hours a week lol. I am stuck with my crappy back-up store brand until I bother ordering groceries again. Maybe thats the problem.
>>43892705We could have a gaygen skunk poster, but he'd rather post pictures of himself instead, tragic. But on a different note, it is nice to see a fellow hard cider enjoyer.
>>43892704Hi Boomy. What's up? It's Timur.
bbc for me
>>43892730those people are definitely faking it for the views. in central america theres still people who dont even have electricity or phone lines to their house, they live in the mountains and just farm corn. and they dont have a ranch either they have a small plot
bbc x bwc
>>43892755Hey! Hi guy! How are you? Whatcha been up to? I did see >>43877019 btw. Hope you are good. I assume you are recovering well. Whats the egg and plushie report? How is bf? Handling weather ok?
>>43892754I am the skunk. The photos are of myself, the resident skunk...
I'm getting drunk alone instead of going to the local drag show.
>>43892773Drag is for paedos and trannies.
It's really fucking annoying that there's always a new tranny thread and you have to wait for a new real new thread
>>43892765Oh god that sounds blissful ngl. Which reminds me, I haven't compulsively watched Jeremiah Johnson in a few years.
>>43892776No, I just don't agree with that.
>>43892783I have a hunch that its the same guy who used to make endless posts and threads about that blond Asian. Probably a namefag too. Not that it matters I guess.
>>43892705Just one?
>>43892833It's half three in the morning. I have been drinking continuously since 6pm...
hush sometime
>>43892852Good for you.
>>43892870It would be good if I didn't have shit to do in a few hours
I notice that as with same sex attracted people, there is also a tendency to confuse males who wear womens clothing, like trans, drag queens, cross-dressers, traps, faeries, she-males.I found it hard to befriend drag people because they tend to be manic, to put it one way. But they do seem to have a knack for keeping parties going. Although I think they take themselves more seriously than the others enjoying the frivolity they create.I used to notice it when I saw them at clubs. The other patrons were all srs bizniz and treating hooking up like it was a death sport, so the drag queens were good for lightening the mood up. Apparently a lot of gay men develop a somber edge socially around 24, presumably having something to do with the gay reaper creeping closer.
>>43892881Can confirm. After turning middle aged I also became nihilistic
>>43892875You should go to bed, then. Sleep some it off, ya know.
>>43892771Lots of eggs, nothing new with plushies.Bf and ne both are OK. Thank you. But I am annoyed with my neighbor. I am troubled also about telling my bf about my parents, but maybe, I shouldn't even tell him.
I get dating apps are supposed to be rigged against you but it sure is annoying getting matches with people not even in the same state as me.Even more when they are real people and actually talk
I wish I were link getting brutalized and raped and held captive by ganon, and I've never played any Zelda games I just think it would be hot
>>43892911i live in a popular city and it felt like half of the people i had to shift through on dating apps were tourists or passing through etc, it made it feel like a waste of time
>>43892898Too hyper :3
tfw no qt asian bf
>>43892906>But I am annoyed with my neighbor. I am troubled also about telling my bf about my parentstry framing it positivelyyou could take your parents and him out for dinner, and introduce him to your mother, your father, your aunt, and your uncle, and only have to pay for four people's worth of food!
>>43892919That's literally like the male fantasy, don't worry about it. We'd all like to be Link, held captive by Ganon in his castle, getting brutally violated every night, chained up naked in his dungeon. S'just the way it is.
>>43892931I think it's just a doomed effort unless you are trying to get your dick wet and nothing else. There's barely any genuine people on these that aren't just looking to spread AIDS
Where's the best place to meet a potential FWB?
>>43892941IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
>>43892693This happened to me once
>>43892961kink munch
>>43892985but like, a single FWB not a whole fleet
>>43892961honestly bro its telling that gay people are so far and few between that we need a whole app like sniffies to go on safari for them. shits like inaturalist but for homos we were never anything but a statistical and genetic anomaly
>>43892989nta but why do you not want a whole fleet? Do you not enjoy an assortment?
>>43893027quality over quantity sis
>>43893026Isn't that kind of for the best, though? I've often thought that if everyone were like me then humanity wouldn't have survived past the wheel.
>>43892906You mean about the, you know...As far as bf, I would let some years pass before that, if you even feel its relevant to him. When you unload difficult realities on people, they sort of feel cornered into reacting while simultaneous surprised and confused about what to say.I cant comment much myself because I dont really know the context, nor is it really my place to, nor is this troll ranch a place to do it. I do know that you have expressed being self conscious about it. Its difficult to relate to, because without context, I cant know the bigger story around it. But going just by the central fact, the only thing I could say for certain is that while I would have a bit of resentment myself, I would not feel any guilt about it, since that would make no sense. But I would feel some resentment at the peculiar irony. Put another way, my frustration would not be their relationship to each other, but rather the consequences that it had, presuming there were any, on your childhood, but only vis-a-vis that of others typical childhood without that factor or concerns.Like I mentioned above, I am like anyone else; I dont know if what I am saying is unpleasant to you or appropriate, so the best I can do is give you my honest interpretation. While I did not have your specific birth circumstances, mine were not measurably any better, so if there was disruption or a sense of improper social decorum, I can relate to that at least.Please forgive me, I am presently dealing with a mess of spilt burger juice everywhere. Its a bit distracting lol. Just a tomatoy beefy ketchupy mess.
bwc x bac
>>43893048nah many homos are competent gardeners we'd be alright. plus some homos are real smart engineers and shit not me though im dumb as dogshit
>>43893063bwc top x swc bottom
im imagining a world where all men are born gay and we're all hunting and fishing and rebuilding gayvilization. and establishing gaymanityand we impregnate some f*ids with like a turkey baster of cum every once in a while to keep the population up... paradise
>>43893054Dude.
Alright, I'm sorry but write a book. You could write a book with that vocabulary instead of wasting it on this gen.
>>43893085I think we should just go extinct and try this all again. Eve = Evil.This matriarchal age will be one of strife. I'm prepared to die anyway.
>>43893121what about current society is matriarchal lmao holy fuck that is the dumbest thing I've read today
>>43892989you go and make friends and then once you know people as friends you consider asking them to have sex
>>43893125if you really think about it everything bad happens because some str8 wyte dude is pussywhipped. being attracted to womyn is just bad because it just is okay?
>>43893125I mean women in administrative positions. Perhaps not in your country but England is turbocucked. I literally have a sadistic obese, illiterate mistress managing my very household.
>>43893125He lives in the UK
That's one thing I don't understand about MtF trannies. Why would they want to emulate anything that damn grotesque?
>>43893135lol no>>43893143so that's where shiza is>>43893147Thatcher's been dead for a while though
the complete opposite of machiavellan
>>43893162The reason we have millions of black aliens invading us and have been raping little girls here for thirty or more years is because of female insensitivity.
>>43893093
stop talking about dystopiasstart talking about utopias
>>43893186Yeah, as if the USA is in any way utopian...
wo yao xue zhongwen
>>43893027I want a single person anon. My body is a temple and only one person is allowed in.
>match>ghosted>repeats for like 30 times>finally someone is normal and talks>"Show me your cock"sigh
post balls
...Hard to not notice the Methy Internet Defense Force (both of them) disappeared the exact same moment the bitch poster who came to recite his stale enemies-list did.Surely proving methy was not here and we should not have been talking about him.
>>43893246I don't know eho this meth anon is but I want to try crystal meth sometime
Captured 3 escaped goats…
>>43893171>because of female insensitivity.last I checked, the politicians and legislators and business owners drafting those policy changes and putting them into law have overwhelmingly been men
Naruto > Berserk
>>43893262Henpecked men.
>>43893271proof?
>>43893280The prime minister of England. Kier starmer, who prefers to lay with Zelensky's rent boys than his own mistress wife.
>>43893237
>swipin>smoking hot femboy>whats the catch>pozzedevery time
>>43893291ok so he's a faggot? how is that women's fault >>43893326>smoking hot >femboylol
>>43893332you don't need to be jealous because you hit twink death sweety
>>43893332No, women have an innately cruel and evil nature. Hence the root of "Evil" being "Eve".He likely prefers men because he finds women unbearable. That is why I am a homo anyway.
Do I really have to use discord for twink gamer dick?
>>43893352yes. even if you meet someone irl like at a comic convention or something they will still prefer to talk to you on discordits absolutely suffocating. unfortunately i deleted my account like 6 years ago
The good news is the coffee is kicking in.The bad news is, as anon predicted, picrel
Welcome to the lonely rpg>you are alone>do you wish to jerk off or go to sleep
Hiiii guisseeee what is your guise favorite part of heated rivalry??
>>43893428Mine was prolly the part where the chink brutally dismembers the russki and eats his insides after sodomizing his decapitated corpse! <:
>>43893254He's one of about three posters who have been nagging you for details about our discord era for about a year, begging for dox, claiming we cammed, that I was paying you for chats, that it was a deep romance, and that you posted pics of some junkie claiming it was me and that I was a crip in a wheelchair.You may or not remember him as https://vocaroo.com/1iS9pRrF03my
>>43893417go to sleep without jerking so that i can feel my erection twitch in vain while i doze off
>>43893351>women have an innately cruel and evil nature.>Hence the root of "Evil" being "Eve".abrahamic retardation>>43893417stay awake typing out long, unnecessary comments on true crime videos and reading computer game wiki entries for five minutes before my concentration wanes and I consider going to sleep or getting gas station food
oh fuck this dad talking about his young daughter who died in a drunk driving crash he was responsible for just said how get first word was dinosaur and how he was proud bc that's a three syllable wordfucking crying my eyes out wtf
6 7
femboys
>tfw am a faggot
>>43893540The closet was glass.
>tfw everyone else knew I was gay before I did
Why do gay men reject me because I have a bagina?
Dont know anywhere else to ask so maybe someone here might know :PAnyone have any reccs for big jacked dudes camperformers who grunt really loudly during their cumshots?Something similar to https://files.catbox.moe/uxwtyx.mp4I'm running out of content to jerk off to
>>43893417I am very lonely. Every day I feel the noose slowly tightening little by little, day by day.Of course I'm probably late night depression posting. Surely I'll be fine tomorrow! all I need is some sunlight right...? Σ(´∀｀;)
Im so ready to get ffffck
>>43893666DEMON NUMBERS
wish a handsome man would stroke my hair and say he loves me and let me kiss him on the cheek and he'd be ok with me not being able to kiss on the lips>>43893666relatable
>>43892936but does the qt asian bf want you?
