Have you ever gotten a golfball stuck up your butt? How about two?
>>43896185so his hole was 3 par?
Imagine being so stupid you lose something poop-shaped up your ass and choose to visit the hospital, in a country where it costs money to visit the hospital, instead of just trying to poop it out at home.
>>43896185golf balls belong on the greens not the browns OP
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>>43896185happy ending
>>43898707why did she do this
>>43898826>You're not you when you're hornyYou vastly underestimate the stupidity of horny monkey brain and what sounds like a good idea to get off
>>43896185What about a pinecone?
>>43898826took making a pina colada too literally
>>43896185holy shit i hate fags