>>43892242
first for my bf
i hate these tranny bottoms who sperg out about getting dey pp touched yall are so annoying
>>43896495Idk enough about what slayer did and why Boomer did it, to know but if Boomer doxx him for only being annoying yes I very disagree with it.>>43896503True
>>43896639i can even understand not wanting to be jerked off while being fucked or whatever just the total embargo is baffling
>>43896626it's ok to self harm as a grown man, just don't it too much or in ways other people can tellI like to take really hot baths bc it hurts but doesn't leave marks
>>43896643kys pooner you have no morals
>>43896659>definitely totally absolutely not upset he wont condemn boomer on your behalf to make you feel like hes on your sidetalk shit get hitfuck around and find outslayer did this and met his match simple as.stop trying to make it jagers problem that he antagonized others, made enemies and now deals with consequences
filtering talk shit get hit this fucking autistic robot needs to learn new stock phrases
>>43896692leave beagle alone methy
>>43896698what the fuck are you talking about you fat moron i’d say rope but you’d snap it like twine
>>43896706lol you got the whole cool girls table giggling with this one shitster
>>43896709I hope he's a top
>>43896717i wish you were at least interesting instead of the dullest faggot to ever post
>>43896720He bottoms for me sorry
sucks that there are a couple more tasks i need to do before i can edge guilt free
>>43896728why do baseball players have such fat asses
>>43896728ok the moustache is gross
>>43896733the moustache is what makes him built for blowjobs
>>43896639all troons will die Soon hopefully.>>43896658i was more referring to Cutting myself or bleeding. but yeah, i like hot hot baths too.
out of all the sports those guys seem to have the biggest jiggliest asses i wonder if they ever have twerk offs in the locker room
>>43896737oh don't get me wrong I like cutting too it's just that other people don't and if you're trying to not upset them
>>43896722wahh wahh wahh
>>43896732idk my bf has a disproportionate donkey booty compared to his small frame I love it
the goal of pitching should be to nail them in the ass with the ball it should give your team 2 points https://youtube.com/shorts/rvsvbrijJe4
what a sad day
Hey, it's Tyra, it's Tyra BRunnin' in the NY streetWith four chicks in greenAnd they all look at meThey all runnin' for their lifeTheir beauty is in strifeRunnin' from this wastelandAnd back to ModellandCan you, can you, can you, can you survive Modelland?Can you, can you, can you, can you survive?Modelland, Modelland, ModellandFour chicks in greenRunnin' the New York streetsCan you survive Modelland?
>>43896820that's where i belong
what if you posted hole instead of flabby baseball players
>>43896822on the ground with your hole spread from strangers?
what if i posted sole
>>43896836I would cum
>>43896836beside your hairy hole?
I ran all over for 5 hours!
>>43896841life must be great when you cum so easily
>>43896833erm no, like this
>>43896850it wouldn't be gay sex if someone wasn't looking into the camera
>>43896841here you go matehttps://litter.catbox.moe/urrvb7.png
>>43896874try again, this time with some underbutt
or overpole
>>43896820Cute trefoil anon.
>>43896874YUCK hairy fat and brown
>>43896898it's some twitterwhore>>43896901>fatat least be for real
>>43896874which twitterwhore is this
>>43896922that's ramen
i hate when someone in the thread gets a crush, you mean we have to see this dude from every angle possible? with that out the way, isn't this sfw french guy super cute?
>>43896869sorry btw
>>43896930>>43896933both of you are clowns
>>43896929>>43896930Aw man gross
>>43896659Did you see the part I said I don't agree with it (probably)?
charlie kirkland
>>43896768if you were also the anon who posted a clip of that one soccer/futbol player with big perky ass, can you please post it again? please please please !!! I forgot to download it the last time and I really hate myself for it
>>43896937it's ok, you can't help your nature
can two bottoms have sex?
why do gays desire sexual difference
no rice no sushi no banana
When I go to town, I break diaphragms.
>>43897046what about pizza, chicken wings, fries and beer?
dutch people put chocolate sprinkles on sliced bread and call it hagelslag
i'd hagel their slag iykwim
chocolate sprinkles are so trash
yes rice
everyone eats rice
I put butter on bread and call it butterbuns
>>43897186i'd butter your buns iykwim
>>43897151they put caramel between two wafers and call it stroopwafel
what i wouldn't give for some caramel between my wafers
there's nothing to watch
>>43897208we love round biscuits don’t we folks
>>43897220shape doesn't matter to me, biscuit racist
>>43897201nah I'm too depressed right now to feel horny. try again later. thank you for your co-operation
>>43897219the great british bake off
>>43897245>t. two lumpy pieces of shortbread
>>43897252ew no thanks
>>43897265great chat
>>43897250bun buttering only requires one person to be horny. why are you depressed?>>43897263>>t. ribbed for your pleasure
this weekend i need to get better pictures of myself
i can't stand Spencer Pratt and glad he didn't win
>>43897321start with hole pics
normalize bottoms paying for everything
>>43897426perfect time to go back to fisting, he'll feel the stretch more
>>43897278lack of commission works :( I'm an artist/animator :((it's very tough out here right now :(((
>>43897505lets see some art
>>43897512no way. I'm anon here for a reason. gaygen is my dirty secret and it should stay this way
>>43897524I am a very wealthy Petrochemical Engineer who works for ExonMobile and you just lost my potential custom.
>>43897505draw porn. those dudes are always busy
i'm procrastinating
>>43897505is furry art dying?
Tried to have sex with the bf but lost my boner so we just rubbed against each other until we both came. My humiliation is immense. I'm insanely attracted to him and this has never been an issue before
>>43897551how's your bloodflow these days
>>43897551so you're mentally attracted to him but your body disagrees? maybe your body is trying to tell you something is amiss with him
>>43897561I'm generally healthy. Hadn't eaten in a while and very little sleep so maybe that was it. Depressing experience though >>43897566We've already fucked a bunch and he's genuinely one of the nicest guys I've ever met. He's also exactly my type sexually. Just all over a baffling and disheartening thing
>>43897546that IS what I make lol>>43897550I don't do furry art cause the few times I tried, I got no love :(
>>43897551use your hole
>>43897543I believe you, anon
>>43897588are people ever really attracted sexually to super nice guys?
>>43897602I am :(
>>43897588was he in heatare you the alpha or the omega
>>43897607i bet if he acted mean in bed your dick would stay hard
>>43897589recession indicator
Just fucked. Been having 12/10 sex lately we figured each other out I think k
>>43897677have you ever held a job for a year or longer?
>>43897692not as suchwhen I was in college I had the same job over the span of three years, but obviously had summers off
i keep getting these throbs in my prostate when i lie down and relax
>>43897753get it examined with a penis
>>43897677real asf
>>43897677if i was an artist in 2026, i'd start doing videos of my art and life on tiktok/youtube/etc... people seem to love that shit, i'm always watching vlogs out of boredom
>>43897812idk I draw guro sometimes, I'd probably get deplatformed pretty quickplus if I had social media for it, ppl I know would want to see it and it might put them off or they might be exposed to imageboard people shitposting in the commentslike imagine you're on a date with a new bottom and you ask to see his socials, and it's just an Instagram with drawings of fem twinks getting tortured by muscular handsome older men, wonky fashion, and comments telling me to kill himself lolit wouldn't go well
>>43897868separate your guro artist persona from the more sfw one then
Okay, great gowns. Beautiful gowns.
i want a frappuccino
>>43897040
>>43897677I just don't think it's for you, honestly
>>43898107no shes totally gonna make it big anytime now with her retarded tranny scribbles just you watch
>>43897677AI UNDERSTANDS YOU
Youre obsessed with being chosen you lust to go to this land to becomen an ENTOXEBELLA
>>43898151dude, im just trying to eat my lunch in peace -_-
>>43898166watcha havin
>>43898166post lunch (with hint of bulge)
Honest rating?
>>43897677This art is from the FUTURE. It’s 4-D, so we don’t have the proper technology to look at it yet.
>>43898194That's a dishonest photo angle and lighting sis.
>>43898178>>43898181i'm having cheese steak, fries and salad. washing them down with chilled pepsi. its a 10/10 lunch
>>43897677AI already replaced your job sis.
>>43898203post hole
>>43896633He looks like Idanon
>>43898166You would NEVER survive TOOKIE de la CREME on MODELLAND>>43898194Its giving finnik tea
>>43898215This 32 years old 4chan tranny does goonerslop the old fashioned way
>>438982133/5
Oh finnick the pisscumslut you are
>>43897664leave your son alone!
>>438981945/10
>>43898213awful, post bulge
>>4389819410/10
>>43898194his eyes are so frikken' seductive and give off such cute vibes 9/10
>>43897588post pole
>>43898278whore eyes...
>>43898278>seductivehe looks high and sleepy, baka>>43898239how dare you?>>43898272no, im not taking bulge pic in public for im a gentleman
i dont care about ur bitch ass ocs faggot
you hear that bulge showers? you're sluts!
>>43898302post soxx
>>43897505what country u reside in
>>43898308no one would even know what you're doing
>>43898312ill post pole with dinner after my beer
>>43898304>>43898304how do i get bedroom eyes like him?
>>43898309Not even about tyra banks oc tookie de la creme?
>>43898311i am but no one ever does anything about it
hes a veggie excuse him
>>43897321what for
>>43898322can you include your socks in the photograph
>>43898341for dating apps and shitalso if were to die the news would probably use that vacation photo of me that i don't particularly like, i NEED a better one
>>43896850kek
i hone in on something about a guy until it really turns me onmy mind instantly focuses on that one thing until i cum i never look at the entire guy, or try to digest all that he may be, i just focus on that one thing i like and become blinded by it
>>43898351hate the autostic sox poster
>>43898316by god's grace, USA
>>43898385posterSthat's not even the main one
>>43898362ur still here 2 hours after your post to reply to yous? are u sure u need pictures?
>>43898391LMAOmove to vietnam
>>43898404yes, i have multiple monitors plus the thing turns red when i get a reply
>>43898382feet do this to me desu
>>43898385 always boring plain white or black sockshe's the most basic sock fetishist ever
>>43898416lets see your current pictures
>>43898420i dont believe a single fetishist herr, its all a larp>>43898416wow what a loser lol
>>43898420we stan a man who knows what he likes
>>43898410nyooo. i like it here better
there's no point hounding people here to post socks because most anons don't have the legs for it
this bitch shouldve cut out her tongue instead of all her appendages.
>>43898444
>>43898511i hate that i knew this was ai generated because that's not where the dri-fit text goes
>>4389847010 dollars gets you a lot farther in nam thothats how chink artists undercut you
>>43898419ginger feet do that to me, gingers have such perfect feet that blush like their cheeks when you touch them
My hole is too hairy, I need to shave
>>43898611not shave. but a trim would get you back into fighting shape
>>43898611your hairy hole is valid, anon
>>43898500they don't have the hole for it either
>>43898611people who consider shaving their holes should be shot
>>43898611yeah i don't get how guys deal with a hairy crack, doesn't poop get stuck there, i've been shaving my hole since was 12 so that doesn't happen to me
>>43898511WHORE
Delta why are most immigrants gayhttps://x.com/desiversexxx/status/2065812429951435038
>>43898500dark hair on pale skin looks kinda eerie. i guess its because of the contrast
>>43898649he must have a shit paying job
>>43898673you probably did it on purpose, but some guys genuinely send dick pics where they're sitting on the toilet. it's such a boner killer
>>43898673>eating while shittingthis is some kind of ouroboros shit
>>43898673would suck dorito sharts out of your ass/10
socks with sandals give me the ick
>>43898711that's a normal reaction
>>43898697you nevwr bring breakfast and the news paper into the bathroom for a morning shit?what do you guys think i mean when i say smoke in the shower? i wouldn't literally smoke in the shower with the water on. the cigarette would go out.i meant with a nice cup of joe on the john.i usually like doing the puzzles in the times.
i'm gonna be wearing socks with slides, socks with birks, socks with clogs all summer
i rarely wear shoes in the summer outside of work. i like to let the tootsie's breathe
i'm coming for those lil smokies
>>43898720>you never bring breakfast... into the bathroom for a morning shit?NOOOO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
Intestinal cancer
Hiii good afternoon>>43895915Oh no!
>>43898747this is why i don't use dildos and make sure a top who wants to bareback has had his hpv vaccine
Every gay guy just got a bonerhttps://x.com/kholid_sarah/status/2065565994530316702/
Which website this is despite how successful the people in this thread are I'm sure there must be some autistic guys as well who or just gifted from birth at communicating with others. I was just hoping to possibly get some tips from people who were once bad at communicating and now actually have friends maybe in a partner that isn't just go out there and talk to people yes that's good advice but it's the equivalent of practice makes perfect when in reality perfect practice makes perfect. If I wanted to learn to play baseball and I was just told to practice hitting the ball if I practiced hitting a bowling ball with a golf club I would get absolutely nowhere to split I'm still doing the same motions that everyone else is and the same goes for talking to people I try and I just get so nervous because it's do or die for me because I suck so badly at it that I just manage to mess everything up every time. That's the joys of growing up with zero friends and no siblings or cousins I didn't get the practice everyone else got and now I have no clue how to get back or if it's even worth doing considering I'm almost 30 and the older you get the more busy everyone is and the less likely they are to want new friends because they already have fully established groups already so maybe it's better to just cut my losses and just get a pet. I know it's the same as therapy I'd love to get that but they won't tell me just what to do that's all I needSorry that this is probably a mess to read I wouldn't ever ask and just sit there dooming for even more of the day if I didn't basically just do a stream of consciousness post so feel free to ignore this I already know giving up is the only option
SEX TOY WARNING: porous plastics (like PVC, TPR/TPE, or "jelly") can leach harmful chemical such as phthalates into the body. The anal canal is highly permeable, allowing these materials to shed microplastics into your anus and be absorbed...
>>43898711they give me a hard dick
if you leave your dick in a bottom's anal canal long enough they'll start absorbing you too
>>43898775>That's the joys of growing up with zero friends and no siblings or cousins I didn't get the practice everyone else got and now I have no clue how to get backlmao thats not it, you are just ugly and retarded
Going to the store today hehe
>>43898827are you going to dance your way down the aisles as you put stuff in your cart?
every time a bottom shaves his hole an angel dies
>>43898827are you going to shove a big pickle jar up your bagina while nobodys looking and cum severely
i shouldn't've made that coffee milkshake for myself if i was just gonna sit at my desk for the next couple hours
>wake up 3am PST everyday because i'm responsible>feel like half the day has gone by the time any store opens or anyone wants to do anything in the afternoon or evening
>>43898883i don't even know what song he's 'dancing' to but i know he's off beat
>>43898921unless you're working that early (or working out) there's no reason to be up before 7am
>>43898943some people need an early morning fuck to get going
>>43898943I like to run on the beach and do yoga before sunset and get laundry and other stuff done early.
>>43898989sunrise* lol i'm so dyslexic
If I start posting around the same time Marina does, then people might think we're actually the same poster. Muehehehe. (･｀ω´･ )
>go to cafe>ukranian hottie walks in with her twink friend>twink faggot chats me up instead of the qt because of course>asks me if I'm going to pride after>I didn't even know there was pride>nope out of there and start walking towards this new restaurant I've been wanting to try>see traffic and police and shit>wtf did a murder happen>ask this bar security dude what's going on>he tells me the street is blocked for pride>I'm already in that shit and can't take a detour>walk through a bunch of freaks shouting gay shit at me and catcalling me and giving me stickers and pins>go to the restaurant>cute waitress seats me but then zesty waiter starts serving me instead>gives me a fucking rainbow cupcake because prideI WANT TO DIEI WANT TO DIEI WANT TO DIE
>>43898932smooth criminal
>>43899011post hole
>>43899005you could never be anal queen marina riding 11 inch dildo for hours everyday giving her nonstop infinite climaxes
>>43899011this turned me on thanks for posting
>>43899011post goth nails
>>43898996post beach sunset cock pix
>>43899036its freshies new old boring larp
>>43899011Being hot is a crime sis.
>>43899011don't bitchyou got a free cupcakego eat it on the toilet
>>43899021no>>43899027no>>43899036I have normal cut nails.>>43899057I'm 6/10>>43899073Didn't eat the cupcake because I'm not gay and it probably had semen in it.
>>43899073lol its so easy to get free food if you're a regular at a place maybe its just because i'm lean though
>I'm not gaylol
>>43899091>I'm not gayand yet here you are
>>43899124Yes I am. Fuck you gonna do about it, Beta?
>>43899011>ukrainian hottiehow do you even clock that they're ukrainian? highly doubt there is any real difference between them and other euro trash
The zesty waiter also made me insecure because he was super pretty and very soft spoken and polite. He was one of those beautiful men and also didn't give me a single reason to hate on him, because he was nice. Like when you're looking for a reason to be angry, but they're not giving you one.
>>43899131The language plus Ukranian over here are all fucking half jew rich kids wearing the same high fashion and having the same hobbies. They stand out and they're super NPC. Can never go wrong I don't even need to hear them speak. No actual regular Ukranians at all. Just these snobby rich fucks. Hate all of them.
>>43899143Awww you have a crush on him dont you anon
>>43899165No, retard. I'm not gay. He was just a rare specimen. You have to be honest with yourself and admire.
>>43899177So tsundere uwu anon and his twink crush sitting on a tree K I S S I N G <3
>>43899220Cringe. It's just that I'm lonely heart broken and unloved. My youth and beauty is fading and I get zero bitches, while this prettyass cunt probably gets swarmed with hoes. I just know he does. I only ever get attention from fucking FAGGOTS. I hate this so much.
I will never join furbies
I experimented with making scrambled eggs this morning. I can confidently say after trying it, heavy cream is better to add than whole milk.
>chatting with a guy>convo starts off normally, we're taking turns>convo devolves into me talking and him giving an occasional yeah or nodI'm going to krill myself
>>43899305and im not talking about heavy cream
>>43899310i felt this way when i was talking to someone and then they just sent me a thumbs-up emoji. and then i remembered that they messaged me first and that it wasn't on me to start doing jumping jacks or some shit
>>43899310end the convo
oh gosh. where is my bf?
>>43899333at the truck stop glory hole collecting loads
>>43899305just drink butter at this point
>>43899333i'm right here, sweetie. why aren't you in uniform?
>>43899310
>>43899332I know, it just sucks because it felt like we were getting along but now it feels like I'm holding him hostage and he's too nice to tell me to fuck off :/
>>43899413get his hole pics before you cut him off
Silent toni
>>43899130Be completely honest, would you let a femboy suck your dick?
>>43899465I swear on my entire lineage, no I would not.
>>43899312>>43899375I’m just trying to figure out the best scrambled eggs recipe.
my hair is real soft today. i want to get head patted
>>43899542your hole hair?
>>43899542do you have fluffy zoomie hair with a side fade uwu
Wish I had a pet caribou
>>43897505Would really love to see. What kind of art?>>43899005I kind of hope you are because I can't tell if marina is a character or genuinely a hopeless adult human.>>43899157>snobby rich fucksMost poles i encountered.Russians are more nicer)
>>43899574that bald canadian toddler with the butch lesbian dad?
>>43899576Marina isnt hopeless shes doing amazing
Sometimes I see a twink so beautiful I want to cry
>>43899623pic unrelated
>>43899542Same sis. I need a good head scratch.
i like guys who cry.
If I had a bigger dick I'd be a slut pass around top
>>43899236If it makes you feel even better, believe it ot not gaycels exist. You are not alone, straight bro.
>>43899662Pic very much related.
>>43899712I am alone because I'm not a gaycel so I can't relate?>>43899706Last week I was drinking wine and I got emotional and started tearing up and had to go to the bathroom to collect myself before everyone saw and I collect a massive loss to my aura instead.
>>43899707be a slut pass around bottom
>>43899749every bottom is a pass around slut bottom i have homosexual sexual position dysmorphia
>>43899623That's not a beautiful twink.
i like guys who cry a little because they're gagging on it
tfw great at sex but unruly and absolutely feral when it comes to socializing
>>43899707Unless youre a medical micropenis you just need an attitude adjustment and some enthusiasm
>>43899795its 13cm :c
>>43899576Nah seriously though we're not. For starters I'm not a tranny, is Marina a tranny idk? Also we're on different sides of the country, and I'm pretty sure different sides of the politcal spectrum too. I just joke about it because I've been accused of being him before, hehe. ( ＾ω＾)>>43899741Yes, but you have trouble getting hoes, while I have trouble getting bros, how are we not the same?
>>43899784Than you show me what a beautiful twink is
>>43899623My interest is in perfectly normal looking guys who are somehow still striking
>>43899759>every bottom is a pass around slut bottomi wish that was true> i have homosexual sexual position dysmorphiai'm too tired to process that
>>43899792i hint at my large penis and hope that makes up for me being a bumbling conversationalist
>>43899807>how are we not the sameNo disrespect bro, but we're not the same, because I'm looking for real love and affection. A connection. Gays don't have that. Being gay is just a sexual fetish. We're very different. I'm sorry to say it like that.
>>43899792Luckily you don't need social skills to get gay sex sis.
>>43899820i like when it's expected to swap nudes because my body usually makes up for my lack of social grace
i forgot to put on deodorant
>>43899835Scalding tea sis
>>43899847
>>43899807Marina feminises himself in some ways and says multiple time he wish he was a woman. He is not transioning (from his words) but definitely very gender dysphoria. >>43899815I don't into twinks so I don't save pics of them.
>>43899839The nude male body is a shared common language.
>>43899855No idea what that means.>>43899847Deodorant is retarded. Just shave your armpits and take daily showers. The rest if covered by perfume. Assuming you're not a fat fuck or indian of course.
>>43899860hammercore
>>43899879If you experience the strength of my pits, you would advocated for deodorant. I'm not fat or indian
Maybe I should join a gay bowling league
>>43899896Shave and shower then lil guy.
>>43899879a lot of deodorant is also antiperspirant and you won't solve that just by shaving
>>43899860SEXOOO
>>43899904Why would anyone take hygiene advice from a straggot? You don't even wash your ass.
>>43899805I think its time to be honest about the “size doesn’t matter” conversation. It does and that is tiny. You need a cage expeditiously.
NEW>>43899921>>43899921>>43899921
>>43899902gay people cant play bowling
>>43899954>>43899954>>43899954
>>43899835Did you think I'd be offended lol? Obviously I know we're considerably different. Although I don't think I entirely agree with homosexual relationships being considered a "sexual fetish". We can do literally everything a straight couple can do, except for procreation.Anyway thread is kill, so meet me in new thread if you want to continue this convo?
>>43899953What do you mean, it's an elderly gay Midwest staple
>>43899960You fags split the thread like you split relationships because without procreation you can't have a real connection and I'm tired and sad and I don't wanna talk.
