dissociation editionqott: do you like dissociating?prev: >>43911696
i used to love robotripping over a decade ago until i threw up like a sludge mix of tussin, white rice, and partially digested beef one trip. it was intense afterwards and i was like breathing and rotating in synch with the earth
>>43915793i like ketamine but the last time i had some i ended up compulsively binging my way through it and it got weird
I've never done ketamine and I don't know anyone with it. Life sucks...
How to clock man moders at work?
drop cowkini on the floor and see who will stare at it
>>43915922leave a note on their desk
>>43916025Hello no that's going to get me HRed.Another thread easy way to tell man moders:Female/Estroginized skinPaler skin if whiteLong hairHiding tits
i don’t need to dissociate because nothing changes my mood anyway
cuowkini pics change my mood for the better
No one in my office will ever crack my code. My moding is all supreme
I need to see cowkini
>>43916087would you pass this criteria?>>43916036
i'm the jobsite fakemoder, but i am a foreman, so i have influence, soft power and respectstill go by he/him
i wear a bun at work, thats normal for men right?
i’m the job site manmoder. i don’t think anyone suspects a thing since the chuds talk about trannies and fags without worrying about me overhearing and getting mad
trying to maintain positive contact with an ex is a unique type of hell
my coworkers don't talk about relationships around me, does that mean they already know I'm a fag?
>>43916115you can maintain positive contact while still having limits
>>43916094ugh no... but my legs are never bare for dress pant and khackie rule in this domain.My tits are hidden well by a later of compression fabric, a undershirt, and a button down with tit pockets.my hair is long and manly, like the death stranding guy.Its a delicate balance, but a sound method.
im not at the job site im at my room
>>43916115currently doing this and it's so miserable that it's making me want to kill people
>>43916121i want zero contact, it's already over and i just want to start healing
i'm a gay neet
>>43916138grey rock method
>>43916120my coworker has told me multiple times that i’m running out of time to get a gf lol
im a manmoding chudcel and i will NEVER get a boyfriend. fml
>>43916122if you’re who i think you are, your hair is not manly
how scummy would it be to refund steam gifts if i literally need the money and the other person will never actually play these games with me again?
everythings hit me at once and ive just been a stupid fucking crying mess all day. I wish i could just kill myself but i know it would absoutely ruin my mum
>>43916178tell them first and if theyre normal they will understand
>>43916150i don't think that applies to this situation. they are already grey rocking me but are also the one that wants to maintain friendship
>>43916176stealing my content
everybody itt is grey roxking me bc im a truemoder
>>43916202we’re so alike on this day, nona
the only gray rock i know is that shit i skip across the pond
>>43916123what is in your room
>>43916143omg hi
>>43916285she is
>>43916297is there anything else
>>43916304not me, so i can only speculate. probably a bed of some sort
moder muffin top
>>43916319fascinating...
you guys can afford beds?
>>43915793>qott: do you like dissociating?Yep. I started with dxm last year and now I use ket way more often than I should
tech industry is collapsing but you can still shotgun those resumessaw a pizza place was hiring down the block from me recently too
>>43916386ah shit meant for >>43914709it's too early to be awake and catching up on muh 4chan threads I need a nap
>>43916340>>43916169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb6vhYaG5FQ
I'm so tired of not being able to drive or find work. I'm tired over everyone else having a position of power over me. I'm tired of everyone lying to control of me. Every day I wish I was dead more and more.
ok so learn to drive and get a job
finally doing my shot, not because i want to transition and be a woman still but because i need to leverage it's effects to get what i want from people
>>43915793>qottno I spent my repper years effectively perma-dissociated with or without any substances, but I really need to get my hands on some mushrooms again
>>43916440nta but im too retarded
>>43916285its just me and my computer and my bed and my books and my plant and my lamp and a single candle
>>43916492what books and plant?
>>43916297a moder is an exquisite rare delicacy
Going to do my first subQ shot. I hope I fuck this up and it kills me.
>>43916499journey by moonlight and my year of rest and relaxation and the plant is a pothos
>>43916492sounds peaceful
I had a They Live type dream (aliens replace or take over humans) where I had to pretend I was one of them until I didn't have an item they were given so that outed me and I was being chased.
>>43916577thats all you can hope for your room to be
room monday, post a picture of your room
I hate my trans name now, should I go back to the male one
what's the trans one? can I have it since you're not using it now
>>43916580me too but their faces and eyes would glow this extreme bright light and i don't remember much expected being scared and being chased
im male in my dreams so im glad i never remember them
woke up like 5 times so far worst night ever.im a tranny in my dreams atp
>>43916210just block me atp
imagine vagueposting negatively about someone who you know is in the thread with you
why come zoomers vaguepost so much? are they autistic?
>>43916984she's long since stopped loving me and i'm tired of crying... i didn't say anything negative other than that trying to maintain contact like this is a nightmare
>>43916707i quite like my room but imagine a giant masc man ly man residing here
>>43917027sidewaysss :s
>>43917027oh is that a ty bird toy? it looks like the one i have but different colours
such a normie room...very nice though
sigh i should hang some hart work in my room i mean art
>>43916735as a moder, i’m shocked you go by your trans name to anyone
real moders disclosed their trans name but everyone ignores it and deadname
wait that’s me
>>43917053 it's not TY i think but idk the brand, the tags are in spanish
gosh im such a fat androgynous fat man-esque fat guy with a man gut full of beer and fried foods for fat male guys who are fat, shaped like men, and also identify as men as well
>>43917655this reads like one of those weird-ass amazon product titles
>>43917690would you buy me?
>>43917254i mean technically, I go by my trans name and people address me as it... small technicality is that its just my trans name was the name I was also born with lel
>>43917708no... unless your flag is a joke
>>43917755wdym
>>43917043that looks comfy, do you sit on the bed to play?
>>43917956you have a gay man flag on lol
>>43917711it happens. one of my favorite bands includes a trans man named amy
i thought they were just Chilean
no one cares about pooners lol
>>43918126you're thinking of argentinayou RACIST
>>43918145no i wasn't ;-;
>>43918152oh that didn't even occur to me I thought you were talking about how the flag looks kinda like the argentinian flag lol
the demonym for chile is chilean anyway. not chillean. hmph
>>43915793on /dissos/ yearegularly? no lol
>>43918128i care
HANG THE DJ, PLAY PRETENDBURN THE CITY, FUCK YOUR FRIENDS
>>43918367p good black mirror episode
>>43918391oh actually yeah it is, one of a handfulbut I was thinking of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFfL0y3zyfcalways takes me back to summer fire/smoke season
>>43918080is this not the manmoder general???? Tf
>>43918489get real
We’ve seen that with massive data sets collected through online surveillance, governments and corporations can use their knowledge about us to manipulate public opinion. Highly targeted campaigns using this data, especially those using fake news or hate speech, have driven nations towards decisions that affect global society. The campaign for the Brexit referendum in the UK, Trump's election campaign in the U.S., and Bolsonaro’s election campaigns in Brazil all explicitly used these tactics.
We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on, and what is really going on, is absolutely enormous.
>>43918555b-b-but that's a radical left-wing lunatic hoax!
why the fuck am I paying for $potify when they randomly killed the ability to just go through a discography without making a new playlist and just shunt me onto the algo radio bullshit (which I DO want sometimes but not like this)
>>43918598which songs are you listening to
>>43918598everyone look at this noob who still uses music streaming serviceshaha heehee
>>43918530I am a gay man (on hrt)
>>43918606I was listening to deadmau5 earlier and felt like going through newer releases backwards from qteku or ghost data>>43918615what else am I supposed to do? especially if I want music on my phone and don't want to sit around waiting to copy it all and manage my space like I'm back on my iRiver H120, or it's something I can't easily find a high quality download forI do still bust out winamp and my poor neglected mp3 library sometimes (I used to torrent or rip stuff off youtube, bandcamp, soundcloud, etc constantly from some feeds I put together) but that's not as convenient or viable for discovering new stuff I haven't heard a bajillion times before
>>43918644>>43917387
>>43918663oh my god thats 2 boys kissing
>>43918615aww man the boards of canada album I just got from T0x1c8ick2p11t3r is just 10 hours of old men moaning it took me 20 minutes to find and my isp started throttling my connection
my dog is dead and everything is worse now
>>43918663why are gaygen ops always so repulsive
what if we were both gay boys on hrt and we were kissing
>>43918672>she doesn’t want to listen to 10 hours of old men moaningfaketrans
>>43918651if it works for you then it works of course! I'm just making fun of you because spotify sux for many reasons. I tend to buy music and put it on an mp3 player but I also buy a metric shitton of music...and I use soulseek as well as the bandcamp app>>43918672I just bought that off bandcamp the other day go grab it from my soulseek homeslice
>>43918672fr I'm not on oink or waffles or whatever the thing is now these days so getting new releases can be a pain, I do still torrent over a vpn for movies thoand inferno is, as the kids say, fire>>43918674sorry anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNzsA8VfNV4
albuquerque is so unbelievably ugly
>>43918698>I tend to buy music and put it on an mp3 playercurious, what do you use? I'll drop the subscription fee for this corporate hellscape garbage when it's more hassle than it's worth, but I'm hoping this one behavior is just a bug because it interferes with me getting to check out things I might have missed more easily (part of the whole reason I got hooked on it in the first place)
>>43918672just use soulseek you reprobate
how do u feel about sex
i have never and will never have sex
>>43918759nothing fancy, it's called the HIDIZS AP80. I want one of those sony mp3 players though
>>43918742pretty good weird al song though
>>43918769omg i was making a rly bad joke about the music pirating experience... I kno how to get music damnit!!!
>>43918830okay. im sorry. i just get mad sometimes. i m sorry
>>43918785it’s super fun and enjoyable. i’m not super sex motivated though, so i’m not too broken up about not having any in the last few years
>>43918830I thought it was funny
>>43918817same.
>>43918785it's alright, I guess
It was the CIA and the MI6, to protect British oil interests in Iran, that deposed the democratically elected Prime Minister of Iran Mohammad Mosaddegh in August 1953, in a covert operation, called Operation Ajax, whereby CIA-funded agents were used to foment unrest inside Iran by way of the harassment of religious and political leaders and a media disinformation campaign. Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, an autocrat, was sympathetic to Western interests and virulently anti-communist (the prospect of communism in Iran was anathema to Washington). Founded in 1949 by Mohammad Mosaddegh, the National Front of Iran, the country's oldest pro-democracy group operating inside Iran was banned in July 1981. It is under constant surveillance and officially illegal. In 2013 the CIA formally disclosed its role in a declassified internal document: “The military coup that overthrew Mosaddeq and his National Front cabinet was carried out under CIA direction as an act of US foreign policy, conceived and approved at the highest levels of government.” Kermit Roosevelt Jr., the CIA’s top agent charged with helping to foment the coup, was given permission to proceed by his superiors on June 1953. The UK Foreign Office said it could neither confirm nor deny Britain's involvement in the coup.
i have a crush on this tranny from work she's really gorgeous and her voice is hot but idk if she knows about the pathetic indecisive state im in. i think i'll kill myself instead of doing anything about it
>>43918836its okay, you were just the last to respond wit smth about soulseek >>43918843:)
soulseek looks real newfangled... I miss kazaa...
>>43918945get LLMs to help you write a fucking book about it and get some money(not kidding)
god youre fucking OLD
kazaa lite k++ was the SHIT now get off my lawn
>>43918988well hold on I think soulseek is only one month younger than kazaa lol
>>43918945>kermit roosevelt jr.>>43918993isn't this is common knowledge to everyone over the age of 25? and the magas certainly have no appetite for history like this
>>43919027yeah looking into it I guess I just slept on it this whole time but they kept up development and kept the show going, pretty cool
>>43918663Eat My ASS faggot>>43918682need this
>>43918955what makes a tranny voice hot? everywhere I work I get people complimenting me on my deep voice and being surprised by my appearance when I show up on webcam lolhttps://youtube.com/shorts/R3V86de6m18
>>43919068what's the matter gay man?
>>43919094stop calling me a man it hurts when somebody else does it besides i only call myself that to preempt any claims to the contrary by being like yeah im chill im cool im not going to stand up for myself and cause a scene which surely you know that feel considering we’re in mmg and thatMs the point of manmoding but NOOO you just have to make me feel bad well fine i dont even want you to like me. i am a man yeah so what huh? im proud about it too cause it’s june and that’s pride month. fucking loswr
>>43919114hey you're the one walking around with the gay man flag equipped in the trans woman thread
gay niggas can be trans women too
>>43919093gamp probably but shes got that husky chadhon voice. god what the fuck is wrong with me
>>43919134I hear your comment and I get why it bothers you — so here’s my take, building on that. Stop reducing me to that one word; it’s jarring when someone else uses it, because I only ever claim it myself as a kind of armor — a preemptive flag that says I won’t argue, I’ll keep the peace, I’ll take the easy shrug rather than make a scene. In this space we all know the script: manmoding, performances, the little social bargains we make to get by. But when you echo it back with sharpness, it stops being my choice and becomes a judgment, and that shift hurts. I won’t lie — it bruises my pride, especially now in June when identity feels loud and important. So yes, I call myself a man, and I’m owning that on my own terms; don’t mistake my calm for consent to be dismissed. If that bothers you, fine — your problem. I’m not here for approval, I’m here to be real.
I identify as a ma'an
>>43919158I choose not to believe you actually used an LLM to respond
>>43919198 i wrote all that
>>43919214I already chose to believe that
>>43919166saved
>>43919266no but it’s not a choice you can’t CHOOSE to believe a fact
more moder rooms please
>>43919325my reality is my choice
>>43919373my room smells like farts
>>43916707>>43919373I need to rearrange it so the desk is against the window and I can find spots for some plants so it's a little less barren, and also find a better spot to re-hang the mirror and get some physical books to put on the shelves
my shits moided tf out, i got gun-dams on my fucking desk x.x id rather facefag before posting ts
if youre black dont transition i thought it was as meme but 6mo of hrt later i just look like a pooner its so ovea fjdhfjkdsf T^T
>>43919590>i just look like a poonergoals
it's called the SRY gene because im very sorry for having it can you ever forgive me
>6 months
babytran general, indeed
do drug users use insulin needles. am i going to look like a druggie when i dump my used needles at a needle exchange 8am tomorrow.
>>43919641>>43919603no it sucks my bf's white (jewish) friend already looks like a girl with only 6 months
spent all day getting hard and then soft from thinking about pomne needing to go pee. my wife is thankfully playing kingdom hearts so she did not notice my sounds
i drank pomnis pee btw
bro what
ran out of gas on 80 award
im smoking on some gas sour runtz rn
i wish i had a moder who looked good i would call her
I can't do anything I just get off work and lie down for hours help
sameu wanna lay together
last thread was an embarrassment
Think I need to cut my hair short again, seeing it get longer on my moided head and body is too much
aren't they all?
>>43920069ya
>>43920104don't do it you'll hate yourself later
I kind of love having short hair, and I am a man, after all
>>43920088what about it when every thread is an embarrassment
>>43917997tnx! yes but not as much as i want to
i feel like spending money
my wife has not seen my penis
i have seen your wife’s penis
everyone has seen my penis
I will see penis
>>43920317because you keep posting on b over and over
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pVB_10BeXpU
>>43920165God I fucking hate corpo anti-human, anti-woman, anti-body propaganda. Behead ANYONE who disagrees. Destroy EVERYTHING that stands in the way of hairy women.
>>43920356yeah, so? I try at least not to repost stuff I've already posted there, other people seem to do that occasionally for me anyway lol
Think I need to cut my boobs short; seeing them get longer on my moided body is too much.
da fox news van got me on da chan
>>43920398based ngl women with hairy arms and stuff are coolmy tattoo artist rocks some kind of lesbian stache and she's awesome
You know that 4chan sends all your info straight to Google, Cloudflare, and the FBI. And they all can correlate your IP address to your email, phone number, and location.
no way really
since I was a little kid first learning about networking and information I have believed that anything you post on the internet (or potentially even enter onto any digital device) should be treated as though it is public, forever, and directly traceable back to (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmaIRlBhsS8>John Kiriakou, who was imprisoned for blowing the whistle on CIA torture, joins Mehdi to talk about his cloak-and-dagger life in the agency, Trump, Israel, Epstein, conspiracy theories, and more.I thought we were supposed to be the good guys!
>>43919641baby trans general
more antisemitic rhetoric huh
thread topic reminded me that the only guy in my friend group who's done PCP is also the most normie and functional one of usmaybe i should try some and see if it fixes me
>>43919373if i posted mine everyone would know who was posting it and then they’d all know exactly what my room looks like
I will never be known, forever cast as just the "entity"
gay people tomorrow
why
I love the panopticon!!
>>43920964yeah but i’m not gonna be loved because people in mmg see my posters and plushies, they’re just gonna make fun of me
>>43920964knowing you isn't bad at all you just have to(1) chill the fuck out(2) not wear fucking garbage quality fabric when we KNOW you have money. your body is a temple. adorn it in the finest silks, real leather, and cashmere you stupid fucking asshole.
chudette in a silk emo shirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2CSG2isH8MTHESE HRT VIALS MAKE MOM AND DAD THINK THAT WE'VE LOST OUR MINDSTHEY'RE JUST TERRIFIED OF ALL NEW THINGS
does anyone want to be my friend
YES
>>43921066post discord
>>43920887if you use PCPyou will cut off you're shenislike that rapper did
dissociating using psyches is like playing russian roulettelike bro the reality shattering realization of inescapable doom is coming
>>43921057bruh I'm straight chillin, that was meant for >>43920905 lol>adorn it in the finest silks, real leather, and cashmere you stupid fucking assholeFINE help give me some specific recommendations or pointers and I'll try to listen you silver spoon little bitch, I still love my ratty older shit that's nostalgic or sentimental but I've been trying to at least get some nicer shirts to wear and move on from living off amazon basics lmao
>“At the back of my mind, my issues were eating me. I was thinking my interaction with women have been just callous, no moral code. I said, ‘I will fix this problem that is causing me so much misery.’ That’s when I think the insanity kicked in. I said, ‘Yo, my dick is outta control. I need a vasectomy,’” he says.
are you guys going to read my husband's new comic when it comes out
i don’t live on amazon basics, i live on shit i buy at concerts like the worst person alive
OUT OF CONTROLDICK OUT OF CONTROLDICK OUT OF CONTROLDICK OUT OF CONTROL
>>43921120me with that guy's wife
>>43921074moonlilysundrop
>>43921131thanks i added you my name is cringelord0539
suffering builds character
what's the story behind the moonlilysundrop thing
>>43921162unironically though
this fascistic teetotaler society loves nothing better than to crush honest God fearing drunks.
got cutiepies blushin'these haters not saying nothin
>>43915793I like ket. very fun drug.
it's hard out here for a swaggless faggot
there a moko cchi
>>43921141fag
>>43921308meeeee!!
>>43921362i am such a worthless f aggot
cringelord0539? what's next, cringelord0540?
i'll be in corvallis in dec to take what's rightfully mine
he's a gayyy guyyyloves suckin' penislikes man assand fuckin' dudes too
hell yeah dude
lilgayboy45lilgayboy45 lilgayboy45
rainbowdash420
damagedcoda6669
should i also post my disc?
only if you're super gay
okay i’m only a little gay
chirunomirno
just old enough to have experienced culturally normative homophobia in my formative years award
what kind of stuff happens on discord is it scary
>>43921695it's really really gay
>>43921695sex
>>43921695e-dating
>>43921695i learn that im a stupid fucking retard left behind by his peers to rot in squaller
>>43921721squalor
>>43921695cute moder
>>43921695all you can eat girlfriend buffet
>>43921695i just let myself build up hundreds of notifications
>>43921695boymoders do tricks for my validation
hello, i was checking through the many genrals on this webboard and i think that i want to start hrt, i was wondering what the best ways to do that are (i heard that needles) and whether or not this would be a good idea. would you say that you are happier? is it true that your penis does not work?
>>43921695free pictures of boobs
i’m glad i’ve never sent nudes to any of the moders i have on discord
i am normal and discord is for pedophile freaks. i see men with anime profile pictures
mfw I have to stay in quarantine because I have highly contagious 5gebolAIDSronampox
everyone knows that1. anime is only for pedophiles2. pedophilia is bad(which is what i would say if i were insane)
my alters call people racial slurs over discord
i've sent nudes to every moder i met and acted like a dog for their attention
acted like a dog you sayare you in need of an owner
>>43921809good thing i didn’t add you then
moder knot...
white girl wednesday!
>>43921823i am a different animal now
what's in my trunk
i actually a men’s medium but i wear larges or extra larges to obscure my tits
>>43921847what kind
would it be so wrong if it were black girl Wednesday occasionally?
>>43921851same
>>43921854kitty cat meow meow
no, it just wouldn’t be alliterative
>>43921854marble fox
does anyone ever do japanese role play? i used to be in a server for it but it was shut down due to allegations LMAO
anyone else feeling really nervous
>>43921879rare breed these days!!>>43921884so opulent
>>43921894the only rp i do is diary of a wimpy kid
>>43921894like pretending to be japanese or...
i went on d*scord and i never had any of that sh*t. where's my free g*rlfr*end
thats not really an appropriate thing to be posting here
>>43921918omg thats awesome! do u have a server for it? i'd love to join if ur looking for a roddrick :)>>43921930yeah and like having sex as japanese :)
japanese rp where i pretend to be your alcoholic husband who works 25 hours a day and you pretend to be my sexually repressed wife who hates me
>>43921939oh damn I used to have a toy like that and do that...both ends... lol...
>>43921875all 3 black members of mmg could rejoice
>>43921759take your HRT, retard>>>/lgbt/hrtgenI'm way happier and my dick works fine
that was 100% a troll
are you SURE?
>>43921939wow that is amazingi mean you can just post your discord a few times and rake in 1 million trannies and just select one to try to convert into a g*rlfr*end
I'm chuddy and I refute your consternations
sublimate your amalgamations
>>43921975I...I DON'T KNOW
>>43921979what if oyu just wanted a friend
>>43922005same thing but skip the last step
>>43918785i hate it since i see a lot of it online and yet have never seen it happen in real life
any good new 3 hour video essays out lately
theres a new turquoise jeep horror series
>>43921945ooo nobody gives a shit
the quiet sadness of pokemon black and white 2
for the sake of but ten righteous moders, would you spare this whole general?
i need the sun to go away now before i melt
>>43921979i posted my discord for years and rakes in two trannies. both were fully insane in the brain
>>43922073actually only two? astronomical bad luck i guess... or maybe you're just really unique and require a specialty gf
i got stalked by a tagmap boymoder
what does that mean
the subtle fatphobia of bluey n all that
im a tagmap passoid
more like fagmap
i went on fagmap and everyone knew you there
>>43921979i think this actually happens
i met my wife at a bookstore. she threw it back on me this morning, and now we are seeing the backrooms. sometimes i worry she finds me too gross, or manly, or annoying, but she says she doesnt. however, i am a misogynist. i do not trust women. she is looking at my phone
but everyone thinks bandit is fuckable
i think its your stupid little smile
>>43922157which book store?
>>43922151oh it definitely happensit can happen to you too
>>43922091damaged trannies with substance issues are a dime a dozen (hi!) but she really is a special and unique snowflake™
>>43922184oh no, I think i may already be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i'm fucking trashed and i have to work in 2 hours and that's OK.
>>43922188ain't that the truthi miss my specialty gf
>>43922222nice GETgambatte, anon
>>43922223methy could definitely land someone not crazy if she worked at it, I think most damaged troons could, but the specialty gf experience is something else ik
TRASH STAR DON'T YA KNOW I'M A BASTARDABSOLUT WITH THE ICE LET'S GET HAMMERED
Have you been honmoding this month?
i bought some chinos if that counts
wondering if they sold my balls to a chinese restaurant
i would learn Chinese but there are more Chinese characters than there are stars in the universe and i can pronounce exactly none of them
every time I've dipped my toe into japanese I get stuck on the kanji
>>43922339chinese century bitch go learn your bàs
if you learn japanese you get to speak japanese and have basic chinese reading ability for free
this is fucking gay i'm gonna go learn Thai
im thinking it
sweat dripping off of sweaty, hairy manmoder tits and balls and onto my face i love it when you drip drip drip
>>43922301no, i’m a moder
BALLS IN MY FACE
thuggin in the field by my lone
>>43922505for the longest face i thought “put my balls on my face” were lyrics in mememe by 100 gecs
we smoke tree sized dicks
nananana
they cut the gecs tree down i seen it on x the everything app
>>43922530>not jerking yourself off to pink guy
filthy frank?
stop deadnaming joji
should i get a hitachi to cum more femininely?
i dont believe in cum
you will
yuck
gluck
gock
gluck n suck
back rooms sucked
booo u suck
im sorry that was mean i need to learn better self control
>>43922800but he’s only 20 years old
it's fine i forgive you
i was sucking on an otter pop when a stranger walked past me saying what sounded like>your gonna be fuckedmaybe he had one of those spy things on his ear and wasn't taking to me?
One look at his featureless faceOne look was enough to ensure his safetyAs years passed, he became even more bitter and angryBurning with vengeance against the world
>yourdid he spell it wrong with his voice
mixing up "your" and "you're" as an adult is a sign of either being from the united states or being totally drug-addled
ur
I find it more upsetting that I sometimes autocorrect while typing on a keyboard to a word that sounds or looks similar to what I meant, like phoneposting has seeped into my brain somehowI need to read and write with physical media more often or something
im gay
me too, actually
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>>43918955i have a crush on this tranny from work she's really gorgeous and her voice is hot but as of recently i am pretty she is straight. too lazy to kill myself maybe i will get lucky and be released from this
>>43918955>>43922950fucked them both
>Self-pleasure before bed is linked to falling asleep faster and sleeping betterOH MY FAUCI, XISTERS, ARE YOU JORKIN YOUR GORKIN BEFORE BED?? I gotta go hump my body pillow because SCIENCE SAID SO
>>43919654is it? good i was looking for a place to be an emotional faggot
falling asleep after cumming is moided
the body pillow never minds cuddling after
i want to be her faggot..
im her faggot btw
>>43922984you can be :)
>>43922981is this whats on your body pillowsz
yooo suicide idea: blues and drink
yo date idea: bluey and anal
smoking you out until you give me awful dry head
eating cheetos
fuck bro she made me feel so good why did i give her up
>>43923013god the things you make me feel are unreal i can't wait to see you
>>43923207bitches and whores
ate a ton of rice, like my entire stomach of rice
Just plain old rice
no ask me first before assuming what i did you fucking faggot
can you say that in a vocaroo with your stupid fucking fagcent
tfw your oneitis is a straight man but youre astupid ugly big back no hips faggotcel troon
i ate 500 grams of rice. i put onions in it
crying and bleedingAnd pleadingAnd then...Daddy wants to f*ckand then i skin ’emall beige suit made out of white women
everything fucking sucks and therrres no point and i should probably start drinking like my MALEe ancestors
i want my moder so bad :(i am gonna see her tomorrow night but i don't want to wait
