Broooo why didnt anyone tell me sucking dicks was so much fun? The warm and the feel in your mouth, jfc I had no idea it was that hot. And you literally get a creamy treat if you do a good job. I've just been eating pussy all this time! All the wasted years....
>>43922020Ill never have the privledge of being able to suck dick. Im jealous of you
>>43922020I wanna do a good job, treat pls!!
Everyone ITT can suck my dick no judgement if they want
>>43922020been saying it for years
>>43922057I've got as much "treats" as you want bby, hop on (( ˶˘ 3˘)
>>43922020Yeah, it can be super funmouth feel, but for men
Why do you think they call a joystick a joystick?With a cock, you're getting a lot of play from a single appendage. You can finger it, you can rub on it, you can stroke it, you can play it with your body, your feet, your hips, your cheeks, your lips, your thighs. You can play with it limp, semi hard, or when it's throbbing at full mast. You can lick it, kiss it, suck on it, make out with it, deepthroat it, sitting up, lying down, on your knees, any way you like. You can play with it a little, or for hours with small breaks to keep it hard and actuated. You can make it cum on your hands, your thighs, your ass, your nipples, your face, your lips, in your mouth, on your tongue, down your throat, in rapid bursts, while it orgasms, or in perfect stillness while it cums without orgasming to play with the cum and make it orgasm using any way you like.This is just objective as it comes and it's a love letter to cock. Women and their filthy cunts just can't compete. Not half as fun, not even one tenth as fun. Just no.
>>43922020pussy can have a meaty treat depending on the time of the month, i think they're both on fair grounds.
>>43922396>pussy can have a meaty treat depending on the time of the month,
>>43922396A constant stream of sweet treat if you do a good job
>>43922020
>>43922020It could just be my oral fixation but my God the feeling of cock in my mouth
None of the above sounds appealing. I guess I'm a homo after all and not bisexual.
>>43923662mllllaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh>>43923811i just love making people feel good and cocks twitching and jumping and weeping precum in response to your tongue makes ME almost cum
>>43925638I literally suck on dildos and it still turns me on beyond belief
>>43922020Both are mid, oral does nothing for me, frankly sex of any kind does nothing for me. Usually I'm just thinking about other things I could be doing or dissociating heavily
>>43926178if that dildo could moan....>>43926203wrong thread to be in then, i think about giving and receiving oral prob 10000 times a day
>>43926521Then call me a desk pet cause holy shit voices turn me on so much. One of the reasons I want to eat pussy so bad all the time is cause of the moans, combine that with the amazing feeling of dick in my mouth and I think I'd never leave them alone
>>43925638It's this but also the moaning, the toe curling, the hair stroking...
Now I want to suck dick :/dumb thread
>>43922034it's as easy as being within driving distance of me
>>43923662>having a built-in xlube dispenserdood
this is a mildly blueballing thread as a moid with a currently unsucked d
>>43926831fuuuuuck exactly, hearing them getting off on your tongue and on the otherside grunting and petting their head to let them know to keep going, oral really is fucking amazing. youre getting me worked up now>>43927016100%, love feeling their thighs squeeze around my head when i hit a good spot>>43927050:p anytime you want bby>>43927129ill suck your soul out bro, climb down my throat
>>43927334>ill suck your soul out bro, climb down my throatwould be my pleasure if you're on hrt
>>43927379nope, masc guy, but offer still stands if you ever get desperate kek
>>43927500eh I've fooled around with guys before, why not
>>43927531he~he~ i wanna find out what the glans on your cockhead taste like, i hope you like it when i roll my tongue across your head and snake down to your balls, wanna feel you jump and jerk stuffed down past my tonsils and you try to pull back but no matter how much you try youre not getting away :p
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>>43922020hold on is this that john green post??
>>43923662I try my best to do a good job.
