I've recently posted a couple threads here simping for Patricia Taxxon as I felt "she'd" probably be my most successful romantic endeavor. Then, a couple days ago, DeadwingDork covered "her" on a stream and it turns out Taxxon is now an obnoxious schizo larper who would probably drive me to suicide after a few minutes of active interaction. I'm not one to believe in divine guidance, but holy fuck do times like these feel a little too coincidental.
>>43929945She looks like you're always seeing her whole face through her glasses
>>43929959Buzz Lightyear
>>43929972I still kind of would though, can't lie
>>43929992Pump and dump.
>>43930003Sorry, God. Gotta do it.
>>43929945Extremely male face, an extremely masculine glasses
>>43930068I feel like that was the appeal for me. It strips away the ambiguous facade while still claiming to be female, therefor it still feels less gay than if the person went by Patrick Taxxon.
>>43930118>watches deadwingdorkdeserved>if the person went by Patrick Taxxonholy mother of larp
>>43929945>obnoxious schizo larperwhat specifically are you talking about? i watched some of her videos out of curiosity after hearing some shit about the hbomberguy situation and it seems like shes always been obnoxious and hyper autistic.
>>43930231Pretending to have bipolar disorder (I.E. "lulz guyz, I'm Xander today! :P". Bare in mind that my only prior experience was "On the Ethics of Boinking Animal People" video which, subject matter aside, was comparatively grounded in reality. Taxxon just seemed to be autistic yet charismatic.
>>43930282do you know what bipolar disorder is...?
>>43930282oh haha the DID didn't even register with me because im so used to internet autist attentionwhores claiming bs like that for validation points. also, that video was so dogshit. i saw the beef and someone represented her as a video essayist. but she cant structure arguments correctly to save her life. the whole vid is just i am going to sperg out about how people treat me for an extended period of time and then conclude i can fantasize about fucking dogs. like great fucking job socrates. didnt answer my question though.
>>43930282but im not judging or anything ive wanted to fuck way fouler people i saw on the internet. we all have monkey brains controlling our shit or something
>>43930337I can tell you what it isn't. It isn't becoming a super sick anime boy with an even sicker flaming sword who is self-aware about not being your previous identity.>>43930377It was, but as I said in a previous thread there was a certain charisma, and the sense of humor wasn't far off what I tend to look for in a video. Even the desire to be a dog came from a relatable feeling of isolation from other people.>>43930394I'm sure there's some weird instinctual caveman reason scientists can explain.
>>43929945>but holy fuck do times like these feel a little too coincidental.she's easy engagement bait, grifters make things on her every other week, its not surprising you saw one.
>>43930615You clearly haven't watched Claw.
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