prev: >>43927768qott: do you experience anything that makes you feel insane?i wanted to come into cg and say im experiencing night time hallucinations like static in my ear, whispering and a shadowy figure in my room but you guys let the thread die..
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>>43931870Sometimes I see stars if I move too fast. Also love makes me feel insane
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anyways gn..i want to sleep on my back to recover better but im scared of sleep paralysis tonight..grown adult scared of the dark because she hallucinates sometimes when alone...
>>43931902Have a nice night I hope you sleep well try sleeping on your side and think about a sleep mask
I'm addled with numerous personality disorders and living makes me insane
>>43931870sometimes when i'm skim reading things i'll notice random words or short phrases that are utterly incongruous with the text that revert back into something completely innocuous as soon as i double take at them. it's usually related to some sort of gnostic spirituality or esoteric conspiratorial crap and always 'feels' like it's coming from 'someone' trying to send me messages for whatever reason. i try to ignore it and tell myself it's meaningless and then sometimes it seems to be taunting me for trying to 'hide from the truth' or something like that. i'm not anywhere near as insane as any of this makes me sound i swear
>>43931902good night nona sleep safe
>>43931870>qott: do you experience anything that makes you feel insane?When I hear loud vehicle exhausts I have violent thoughts.
>>43931925sorry I'm sending you those i was just doing a little trolling. i can change it up a little if you didn't like them how about the epic of gilgamesh
kms thoughts are back
>>43931973me too
Chasergen would I be pretty if I just lost weight? I'm 160 right now at 5'4"
i consider genners scene and board only posters non scene
>>43931987I don’t know what you look like but probably
>>43931987listen maybe this shit flies in mtfg but not here. you need to get it together
>>43931994This is what I look like. Took this right after I got a haircut. >>43932000Nice trips
I'm deeply invested in the pring cinematic universe
>>43932036Hey thanks! Super Pring comes out next Friday!
>>43932011Yes I think so. You have pretty hair
ever since i was a little sissy it's always been my dream to gain and lose weight in carefully managed intervals
Also here's my favorite picture of me.
>>43932000filets you with various dull blades
>>43932052Giving hollywood princess. absolutely serving
>>43931925You're definitely a little insane, boss. That ain't remotely normal.
>>43932063I know you're being sarcastic but consistently on dating apps, this pic always gets the most likes.
>>43932069I'm not being sarcastic I'm entirely genuine
>>43932052You cute I would if I was single
>>43932076X to Doubt. I can't remember who came up with the term Pring Cinematic Universe but it was someone in mtfg.
>>43932078Thanks anon.
>>43932085yeah thats where I saw it but Ive always been nice to you
>>43932097Who are you? You're not Paige clearly.
>>43932103I'm just a little birdie and ew I hate paige with all my heart
>>43932108Are you comfortable dming me on Discord? Just so I can know who you are. Discord is also Pring
anyway Good morning everyone who is trans in the exact same way i am and everyone else FUCK OFFFFF
i got praised at work for the thing i built for them :D some of the customers were interested too!
>>43932134You looked at the 3s sprites like I said!! Let's goooooo!!! Twelve is so cool I love that little freak
>>43932145of course i look at the 3s sprites! i love them so much they're so beautiful... i really like twelve too i guess his gimmick is like very fun adn interesting but i just want to stay the baby...>>43932144tthey begin to notice your great ness..
i had a dream where i got to touch a hot guys body all over :)
>>43932162He's really cool they just unfortunately gave him nothing in game. But he is cool and strange we love him for the weirdness. Kof13 is like the peak to me for sprites, it was labor intensive it bankrupt the company nearly. But like god. It's so good
>>43932168Was it a specific hot guy or just generic. How did you touch him?
>>43932162me rn
I'm a real girl because im hypergamous
>>43932190A lot of gametes?
>>43932185it was a generic kinda muscly cute guy. i had to take him to the hospital and he was leaning on me so i got to feel his muscles ^-^ i think we might have been going to the hospital bc i drugged him but thats probably fine right. it was a good dream but then when i was explaining things to a doctor i got worried i was going to go to jail
Tfw have to lift more to impress stu in her dreams.
>>43932134Morning, Bronzey.
>>43932199That's a cool dream. You could drug me and feel my muscles. I'd cover for you.
>>43932205get to work! *slaps ur ass*>>43932211yayyy :D i want to touch a cute guy when hes all vulnerable like that. but i wouldnt drug someone ofc lol
>>43932226You could just get me drunk. Id consent beforehand so you could take advantage when I'm weak and dizzy.
barely managed to scrape by and farm enough currency to pull the last dupe of the limited banner character i needed to use them in endgame in this eroge I've been playing lately..... i checked them in my inv and immediately got kicked out for maintenance.... 卡点是一门艺术anyway check out the "body type" options you can set on your profile. all previous categorisations are now obsolete. tag yourself and DON'T fucking ask for clarification and DON'T ask me to tell you which one you are that's NOT what this is about and i WILL get mad you know within yourself you have to just get in touch with it. i set mine to tanuki>>43932168im so sorry that happened to you. i hope you're okay>>43932186you are one with the computer....>>43932178i love a stupid little freak gimmick character I can't help it. I'm all gimmicks too.... the low tier in me recognises the low tier in them. I'm happy we stopped doing rankings before i had a chance to climb them it's important for my self image to be an F inside and outI've heard people raveeee about kof13... need to study. i hate that everything costs money i hate that companies explode when they try and do cool shit>>43932206早安!im sick like a dog i need to drink water. how are you feeling
i am always weak and dizzy and I do not consent to anything in the whole world. please do not
>>43932266>I do not consent to anything in the whole worldFuck I feel that
>>43932235i want....>>43932262ur sooooooo jealous
>>43932262I'Sick like a mastiff or like one of those bug eyes chihuahuas with a weird drooping face? I guess I'm giraffe? My day is fine so far. Fixing my sleep schedule so I went to bed at 7pm and woke up like an hour ago at 2:30. Very funny stuff, think that means we're basically lined up.
>>43932279I could grope a drunk guy whenever i wanted i keep ghb in my purse for emergencies
>>43932266Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry again. Sorry. My b. Sorry.
>>43932262Fox reporting in. And yes gimmick freak characters are for sure the truth weirdos make the games go round. Kof13 is devisive in a lot of ways. Visually it's unreal good but it had a comparitively small roster with a lot of characters losing special moves from previous games cause they just didn't have the time or budget to fully realize everything. It's also faster than every other entry, frenetic to the point of being hard to keep track of and a lot of characters can kill you off a stray hit so it can feel tough to get blitzed and explode for it. But even so despite it all. It's so pretty and fun. I love it. And it's the definitive showing of ash (character pictured) imo.
>>43932287dont do anything ill get jealous :(
hey bronya how can i make my dream of playing shatterhand on an nes emulator with pichu come to fruition?
I don't really get retro gaming very much. I get in on like an aesthetic level, but games are just better now. Pong is just not that good.
>>43932195That would be hypergametous
>>43932319I sure would
Has to be weird being female. 2 X chromosomes, wowie. How do they even decide which one is the Y?
>>43932262I pick the dog. What made you pick tanuki
I always wished I dated someone who would make me transition as a way to escape my own personal failure
>>43932262Dx i got u sick :(((
>>43932342Daydreaming never solved nothin, young lady. You got to be that someone.
>>43932325What?
My landlord (who is also the homeowner) is kicking me out after only 2 weeks. Because and get this, his dog jumped at me, nearly biting me, I got scared as most people would, and, now tremble around said dog. He told me it's not a good fit.
>>43932272a year or two ago gbf added two weapon lines with the four character names 絶対否定 / absolute denial and 永遠拒絶 / eternal rejection. they're so cheesy and total chuunislop but for some reason I've always really loved them as expressions >>43932282that's so beautiful our cycles are synced up. i should really go back to sleep though but I don't think it's on the cards for me... hard out here. feels like a lifetime of trying to fix the cycle right I hope it's easy and breezy for you>>43932295STOP IT IMMEDIATELY!???!!>>43932298oh yeah!!! everyone loves ash right. or maybe I'm confused again. that kind of hispeed gameplay seems like it would be popular, right? but I guess it's pretty punishing too....>>43932305doesn't do anything ever
>>43932369Sorry I mistyped bc I've been drinkingFuck fuck sorry
>>43932308i mean have you tried just texting her and asking>>43932337i feel like it speaks to my nature.... like. structurally. Specifically my massive balls. that's not true but I'm manifesting>>43932344LMAO no do not worry this is thoroughly self inflicted. but what I have made i can unmake!!!!!
>>43932356I’m too weak, cowardly, and comfortable. And balding. It’s over for me Anon.
>>43932383thank you for doing what i tell you as u always do
>>43932342i hate this shit!!!!!!!!!!!! forcefem is the opiate of the faggots! sorry I know you're like sad or whatever but you're always sad
>>43932383>feels like a lifetime of trying to fix the cycle right I hope it's easy and breezy for youIt's been like a month of just this fix. Yeah it's an endless cycle. I assume it's related to our condition! >>43932392I have an easy solution to all of that but I won't tell you. You can guess though! That might be fun
>>43932390Thank you for telling me about your massive balls, b[REDACTED]ya
>>43932383Ash is cool I just think 13 was his most iconic. And I hate his design in 15 they de cuntified him imo. His outfit feels very like. I don't know I don't want to even post it its just very much not it. I will just be posting more babygirl ash from 13. And generally higher pace in fgs is more popular but 13 reached a point where it fundamentally changed the classic king of fighters sort of flow, the game became more twitchy where it's traditionally a sort of cool block spacing game. It's hard to explain maybe I could do a voca but I think it would be boring schitt no one would really get much out of.
Just had a doctor look at my asshole and I was facing the wall trying to hold in laughter
>>43932402Actually I’m happy a lot of the time, I just get sad when I see myself. >>43932404I don’t like playing guessing games or messing around like that Anon
>>43932433>I don’t like playing guessing games or messing around like that AnonWay sadder than any of that dooming stuff. Guessing is some of the most fun! I guess before every dice I roll and card I flip
>>43932370unironically sue him lol I got massive payout when my landlord threatened me and did the same thing I literally just filled out a couple forms, served him and pled my case to the judge
>>43932262I think maybe dog, but like a fat dumb ass dog
there's a breakfast place near me that makes me fly into a violent rage every time I see it and I can't explain why it pisses me off so fucking much without doxxing myself but just know that I am right and you would feel the same way>>43932404it quite certainly is. Although I like that theory where if you get... how to say. i think the term I'm reaching for here is actually deeply racially charged so it's not applicable. like if your brain internalises that you are a beta virgin cuck loser at an early age it naturally shifts your sleep cycle into beta virgin cuck loser mode so you have an opportunity to feed while the alphas are sleeping>>43932394I'll do anything for you. You're my everything>>43932410I assure you the pleasure is all mine
>>43932445You
>>43932448getting mad at breakfast is crazy just eat nigga
>>43932453I'm on the shorter side maybe this
>>43932448>if your brain internalises that you are a beta virgin cuck loser at an early age it naturally shifts your sleep cycle into beta virgin cuck loser mode so you have an opportunity to feed while the alphas are sleepingDawg I meant "our condition" as in ADHD lmao
>>43932370you checked out if there's people organising around that stuff in your area? here if you go to living rent they'll sort you right out the silver lining of those cunts pulling this shit 24/7 is that people get a lot of practice handling it>>43932433you useless faggots are so fucking annoying... I'm adding reppers to my holy trinity of gender traitors. death to boymoders stealthfags and reppers>>43932428i had this too except the laughter wasn't coming out of my mouth
>>43932448show me the breakfast place then i want to see
>>43932467I lowkey got chubbed up but we're not gonna speak further on itonly went there for a sinus checkup I think she was pranking me
>>43932262hmm im prob bearmamobear
>>43932477Hello mamobear
>>43932476Give it a little wink while she was down there. Maybe some "got your nose"?
>>43932421he's definitely one who's like famously flopping harder and harder with each appearance right. khia asylum excellence. i see i see i get what you mean though i haven't picked up a kof but i get what ur referring to. i think anyway. LMAO>>43932471No bcs what if you use that information to find out my full home address then i would never b safe>>43932462you dont get it its THAT rage inducing. also dont understimate the serious of breakfast!!!>>43932464weener dog... i saw one in public the other day and instantly laughed out loud. just a ridiculous creature ilove them i wish they weren't suffering>>43932476oh okay so she went above and beyond to provide you with care and you're complaining? sounds kind of anti-woman to me
>>43932494hello! ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
>>43932466LMAO NO I KNOW I KNOW but i think everything is comorbid with everything else>>43932477what is it they say about bears. if it's brown get down. if its white say goodnight. what if its mamo...
>>43932499kys kys kys kys die die die die die
I like sakazaki and the red hair guys sister
>>43932439How often are you right? >>43932467>reppers are so annoyingWhy?
>>43932505SO CUTE>>43932507Wat did i do now>>43932510i dont want to fight in the morning just be a fuckin tranny it pisses me off the lengths trannies will go to to do anything but just be a fuckin tranny. i love being a tranny i am very proud to be a tranny, you know?
>>43932506>i think everything is comorbid with everything elseNow that I am 100% with you on. You're definitely right. >>43932510I only keep track of when I'm right so 100% of the time so far.
>>43932506if its mamo say hallo!
https://youtu.be/ONPmgJl9PxY
>>43932523I get where you’re coming from. I’ve never really had a great opportunity to transition due to my life and all of the issues I’ve faced. Now that I’m older and established doing it would put me at professional risk. When I get in these moods though I hate that I haven’t yet but can’t justify it to myself or find the courage. >>43932525Lol silly. I assume you were going to suggest HRT.
Will you vote for him?
>>43932561All this weird drama for a state that only like 10k people vote in, who gives a shit
>>43932523idk i got upset about something else
>>43931870its okay i ate a magic pill some stranger gave me and it made me trip a little bit earlier and i was chilling for a few hours then my boyfriend found me and we hung out all night and i did end up in a trap house by the end of the night but nothing bad happened it was very chill and a girl bit me on my arm and neck and boob and i have shark bite marks on me. but it was chill the whole time she's just wild and likes to bite me alot it was a good night.and i have to wake up in 3 hours.. gayoh and i met a trans person and she likes me alot and she's kind of fat dominican i was snuggling with her for a little while
>>43932530whoa.... i will remember this important advice>>43932557i dunno like obviously everything is very easy for me all the time but like. i do not accept any excuse when it comes to that shit. if you want it then do it. but its whatever there's a million generations of failure to launches on the trash heap of history right. not in a mean way just that like. i dunno crossdressing hardens your heart quickly some people just do not make it unfortunately>>43932561i dont vote. I would break into his home tho>>43932581Stop paying attention to anything except me
>>43932557I wasn't, but that's mostly because HRT is obviously what you need to be doing and you should already know. Plus Bronya has me covered with all the calling you a dumbass.
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>>43932561The fuck is the Brandon Doggett Network lmao.
>>43932495I think I was doing that anyway, I was pulling the speed face and everything, it probably looked like that pufferfish eating a carrot>>43932499>oh okay so she went above and beyond to provide you with care and you're complaining?where did I complain? I almost bottled it but I was like fuck it, what if I do have a fucked up asshole, and I actually am on the way there, fucking office jobI'm already at the conclusion that I won't show hole to a man I think unless I wanted to have sex with him, a woman? I'll let any foid give it a prod, well it was more like a spread>>43932499>just a ridiculous creature ilove them i wish they weren't sufferingthey come at me with this kind of energy all of the time. aren't weiner dogs generally long living? i think there's a certain boundry for back problems, the longer they are the more likely they are to suffer from that.
i can never play stardew without headcanoning that my character hates all of this and is deeply suicidal for some reason. I dont know why i cant just think nice things
>>43932630stupid fucking farm. stupid fucking chickens. stupid fucking fish. stupid fucking yandere boyfriend
>>43932622>it probably looked like that pufferfish eating a carrotLMAAAOOOO>>43932630I'd super hate it for my two cents. Shipped out of the hustle and bustle of the big city to some backwater that like 10 people live in and I gotta do manual labor all day. Shit sucks!
>>43932630probably because you're off your meds
>>43932587Well I definitely understand where you’re coming from. Unfortunately I have failed at almost everything I’ve ever done as a person (aside from my current job). I wish things came as easily to me as you say they do for you. I’m very autistic and anxious. >>43932594What were you going to suggest?
>>43932636imagine the phone signal. imagine the allergies. and not a bagel in sight >>43932638this predates the meds... and im having fun playing! i just imagine my character to be miserable>>43932622i see yea im sure theres like a healthy length. i guess all dogs are kind of evil. not the dogs themselves. you know what i mean whatever>>43932651i also was very autistic and anxious at one point. that does not mean the same things that worked for me will work for you tho
>>43932587ok. hello bronya. hello bronya. *starts peeing*
>>43932651>What were you going to suggest?Would it upset you if there was never a suggestion at all? You already know how to solve your problems.
>>43932671Mu ch bette
>>43932676*pee goes from yellow to red*
>>43932662>not the dogs themselves. you know what i mean whateverwell I mean we know what you do with them so no shit?me? I like dogs, i will never get another the pain of losing them is too much.>i see yea im sure theres like a healthy lengthharshest dick rating i've ever recieved
>>43932696I don't fuck dogs. I don't cum on dogs. I don't put my dick anywhere near dogs. I’ve never done anything weird with dogs. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
>>43932684i dont care even a little bit
bronya:
>>43932713keep telling yourself that
>>43932719please care about this. *pee turns blue*
>>43932662> that does not mean the same things that worked for me will work for you thoWhat worked for you? What got you there? >>43932673Cheeky but it’d be more interesting if you did have a suggestion. Also I’ve gotten old enough now I can introspect better and a lot of what stopped me before was insane levels of trauma due to being raised around fundamentalist and going to one of their schools where the staff and preachers openly talked about murdering gay people being the only way to solve society’s problems
>>43932443In Seattle landlords who own the home (which is his case) can stop renting to you if they give a 30 day notice. Which he did.
>>43932736Damn that sounds pretty fucking intense and horrible. Sorry you went through it. Really do hope you can find your way through all this. Seems like being a woman is just really want you want. And I'm rooting for you, champ. You got this.
going to get my nails done before going out to lunch and a movie with my dad :) what colour should i get?
>>43932724I flirt like this and then they dont laugh and i have to spend the rest of my life knowing they probably thought i was dead serious. i need to stop even talking about this im gonna get yelled at again>>43932726repeating it is the only thing keeping me going>>43932728wan'an pp! i hope you rest well>>43932732oh holy shit now we're fucking talking. do that again>>43932736hmmm ive been asked this a couple times and i never really know what to say. it's not like it was any one thing or even a combination of factors it really just feels like it was inevitable progression in hindsight. i just kept it moving through all the copes to try and get past them as quickly as possible. benzo abuse, religious psychosis, starting a band, cardio, whatever. but i dunno im fundamentally lazy and a coward i'll always take the easy route and trooning just seemed way easier than desperately trying to resist trooning. i honestly still regret it in a lot of ways my quality of life was much better as a gayboy but its not like anything was ever gonna be any other way, you know?
>>43932758One of my issues is trying to unpack if I feel this way because of my trauma or in spite of it. I was also SA’d as a kid once and then again in college during my femboy years. I remember growing up around a kid down the street who was openly trans (before anyone down here in the Deep South knew the word, we just called him a weirdo or faggot), and seeing how horribly she was treated and mocked by my parents. They made fun of people a lot and it made it impossible for me to open up to them (or really anyone) about anything. Probably why I’m venting on 4chan instead of to someone I actually know. I was terrified of being sent to a conversion camp our school had promoted in Costa Rica (where they were legally allowed to beat people, which our school also somehow got away with). Sorry for blogposting. I appreciate your kindness stranger
>>43932773its so like. worlds most boring and generic woman. but i've been really into like the perfect taupe recently like the shade of a flasher's trench coat. that + a french tip is so cuteeeotherwise oxblood but it's not really seasonal right. anything but bubble bath or ballet slipper
https://youtu.be/Jnr654A7Y78?is=Xh0Ol_Sj5kh-R5W9
bronya poorly burning her bad dragon collection with a lighter (loses it mid way) like a fat woman smashing her scale
>>43932740Ok sure but the dog situation changes things. Call 211 and connect to the free legal advice line and explain the situation
>>43932790Nothing to apologize for, anon. We're just talking. You've certainly got a lot of pain it sounds like, and that always muddies and mixes things up. Just make sure you remember the past doesn't have to be the future, and things have definitely changed since we were kids. There's people on your side. You talking to a pro about any of this stuff though? Seems like somehing that would take some serious time to untangle, and idk that as a mere 4chan rando can offer as much as you'll probably need. Do you still live in that same area or have you moved at least?
>>43932792i’ve been eating down the red gels with the black french tip recently, i always have this thing where i get them and go omg these are so tacky i hate them then ten minutes later im like nah these slay. im considering going back to my roots and just getting matte black gels, but then why not mix it up and get a cute green or something? caitlin jenner was right, it is hard being a woman
>>43932797i dont own any bad dragon that shit is SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. and i cant find my lighter anyway
>>43932798What can 211 do about the dog? She didn't bite me but got close. I will also admit the dogs bark non stop and I have yelled for them to stop. Because you just have to sometimes.
>>43932812whoa 10am on the dotand I don't expect them to be legit bd that's for furries, they're always minted
>>43932811i love caitlin jenner so much ive been watching interviews with her lately. she's our josef mengelered with the black tip is SOOOO CVNTTTTT i wanna run out and get a set like that immediately omg. i will always love a black nail i think they get a bad rap. but like idk if i wanted a black nail id just smear it on and chip it right its hotter that way. i haven't experimented with greens in a long time i want to research... i feel like now brat summer has waned its like . how to say. a more neutral choice? or a more open field even>>43932819im nothing if not punctual <--- DDL战士i will say this image of furries as extremely wealthy is setting unrealistic expectations for our girls there are SOME rich ones and a whole lot of deeply deeply broke ones LMFAO
>>43932784I appreciate the honest answer. I’m a pretty active person though I do have lazy streaks. I keep busy to cope and completely forget about my gender issues until I have a bad day and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Otherwise the only time I see myself is when I’m shaving. Today I saw myself in a window’s reflection and it kind of set this mood off. It happens once or twice a year, ive become very good at repping. I also remembered this board existed and that didn’t help. >>43932805I started talking to a professional. He was a r*edditor so that was annoying but was generally helpful. He offered to call me by she/her pronouns during sessions but I started crying and asked him not to. He was forced to quit his job due to a corporate takeover though and I haven’t spoken to another professional sense. It’s hard to find ones that are lgbt-open here, most psychologists are church aligned (as in the service is provided by a church). I should probably start looking again. And yes I still live in the same city. About 30 miles from where I grew up and about 5 miles from the school that gave me so much baggage. Right now I can’t really move, I’m stuck at home due to bad economy, my job would only pay enough for an apartment and literally nothing else.
>>43932849Hmm, that's unfortunate. Well, definitely recommend finding someone new when you can. Don't let it sit around, ya know, get looking. But also, hard as it is, definitely move. Idk where you live but this shit sounds like Saudi Arabia.
>>43932836>whole lot of deeply deeply broke ones LMFAOyeah because they keep buying ovipositors and lewd commissions fucking dummies I gotta respect it
when i get really stressed i see things that aren’t there, like small shadows moving on the edge of my vision. hesitant to say i’m hallucinating because i’ve always been able tell they aren’t real in the moment but idk how else to describe it,.,
>>43932784ok im trying *pees green* no thats wrong sorry *pees purple* sorry *pees yellow* sorry :( i cant do anything right
>>43932870Have you ever seen the clown
>>43932840i like that the term NTR made it into chinese as 牛头人 (niú tóu rén) lit. minotaur. its fun that it incorporates both the iconography and the literal sound of the term. fabulous....>>43932849laughing at the idea of being good at repping. i've been very nauseous ever since i was a child so people occasionally remark that i am strangely good at throwing up. its still not something i want to do pretty much ever, you know? >>43932865it's the bear necessities of life....>>43932870believing they are real not a requirement for them to qualify as hallucinations. YOU are valid. i think its pretty normal though i wouldn't stress too much
>>43932860On the border between Mississippi and Tennessee. I call the Baptists here “Christian ISIS” for all of the things I’ve heard of them wanting to murder (mostly stone) random groups of people they don’t like. I just find everything so terrifying and don’t want to end up as an ugly bald man with big hairy tits (I know they will be big).
>>43932879no i love it you're so creative
>>43932893>I know they will be bigBased.Jesus I was crossing my fingers for at least Texas or something. That's very unfortunate. Always some decent pockets of acceptance in big college towns though, maybe that's something to consisder. Definitely definitely though you need to find some confidants I think then, sounds like you're pretty lacking in outlets for your feelings.
>>43932885no,, never anything like disinct,
>>43932899ok yayyy *shits bright red*
>>43932914NOT CREATIVE
>>43932912Lucky
It's in my room right now
>>43932919ok so you want me to die
I hate being disgustingly horny like 24/7
>>43932935me when someone asks where the lateran obelisk went>>43932953can i borrow like 1% of this im so sexless. the great chastity cage of the mind>>43932951I do not want you to die!!!!!!! you say always i want you to die it i like you do not know me at all
>>43932957>can i borrow like 1% of this im so sexlessyeah I'm also sexless I just occupy my time with masturbation you don't want this. I think it's a problem.
>>43932967too much either way causes trouble, right? i hate balance but it is unfortunately the key to happiness
>>43932957do not contradict me ever again
>>43932905Yeah I only have one friend I can talk to about stuff but he’s always busy with work. Would (You) be my friend? >>43932888Only one person has ever suspected me of being trans and it was my ex tgf.
>>43932976hey lil man :)
>>43932973I'm sure there's a balance to be had, I just have a deeply perverted mind can't be helped! we could swap I'd like to concentrate, all my posts here are filth
>>43932974I agree with everything stu says and in fact endorse it>>43932976yeah trannies can sniff that shit out very quickly. blessing and a curse. >>43932986i blame the meditation i tried to be free from desire and it just eliminated one desire in particular >:I. but it might help if you feel like it
ive been laughing for like fifteen minutes at this scene of an assassination why are the killers just standing there like jackasses. they do like a cool ninja type pose but like aren't you supposed to run so your identity isnt uncovered or something.... you seem way too relaxed... they must have tenure
>>43932990I feel like it's double edged, without desire I'd have no momentum, not that I have much but still. Tried meditation, can't get my head into that space, makes me feel like I'm gonna burst into flames.
>>43933007guy on the right is way less confident
>>43933007>ninja pose
>>43933018he's getting mogged like fucking crazy right i would ack right then and there. maybe he's the apprentice of left-shibo>>43933024yeah isn't he doing the pran mudra. wait no that's his thumb he's just wiping his face i guess. through the mask???
>>43933044now it just looks like he's giving a thumbs up i can't unsee it. we got em big boss huangdi just like you wanted see
>>43933044He's just doing this 100%
>>43933008that's terrible!!! you must be so stressed out all the time you gotta let yourself rest here and there. although maybe it's just different wiring
>>43932976In theory! But I also live nowhere near you and honestly I don't pay enough attention to the friends I already got! I'm around though, I'm sure we'll talk more
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>>43933052im so obsessed with this character that has literally 7 seconds of screen time no name and no lines. i dont care about any of the harem drama anymore they're all just getting and curing plagues right now anyway i want to know this guy's story. im gonna buy a bunch of shit from taobao in the hope it circulates through the economy and funds a spinoff focused on him
>>43933064i am always saying this
>>43933077>plaguesI was briefly playing a game with some like Wuxia but also Imperial Court Drama inspired stuff and my god what is up with all the plagues. I know they were a thing, but still I really don't feel like we talk about plagues a tenth as much over here.
>>43933090i assume it was the same over here but like you only hear about the black death right. and smallpox. and influenza. and typhus. and cholera. oh god i need to take a beta blocker and lie down save me left-shibo
>>43933101what the hell is he gonna do the one and only thing he does is murder a plague doctor he is the worst possible ally in this situation. his manner does put me at ease though
good boymoder morning i did not sleep very well so i slept in
>>43933101There's a sort of cosmic humor to Europeans living around animals for millenia and thus being constanlty inflicted by zootonic plagues that kept their populations constantly culled is what led to them indirectly conquering the Americas.
>>43933110good morning boymoder girl
>>43933110good boymoder morning! more rest just means more energy for the rest of the day right. let's get it. dont forget your banana>>43933112RIGHTTT the quarter zips like to talk about it as a product of like europe being naturally resource-poor but i always think the plague angle is so much more interesting. i guess its boring to be like. all phenomena are a result of an immeasurable quantity of influences to the point of not being meaningfully caused by anything at all. its 11am and i am hungover but i do think cause and effect is broadly cope
>>43933124Yeah I get what you mean, shit just basically happens. There are great forces at work.
post homophobiait keeps the fags away
>>43933118good morning anon, have a great day!!>>43933124thank you bronya i will do my very bestest! i am unfortunately out of bananas so ill have to pick some up on my way home today
Who wanna suck me goodnight?
https://litter.catbox.moe/t6ko4711o5h0fdvy.jpg
>>43933131Eat shit gay boy me and my epic gay boyfriend are going to kill the bull of heaven and face absolutely no consequences for it probably
>>43933131I love my gay besties
one day i will be a straight mans gay boyfriend
>>43933139we must endure these lean times so we can once again experience plenty. be strong, my sister
i wonder if birthdays are universally celebrated. it seems like the type of thing that like would just kind of obviously be something to venerate right. although i guess the idea of something recurring on a certain date is contingent on the calendar system, right? i want to research
>>43933162I know there's people like the Jehovah's Witnesses who don't do birthdays. But that honestly just feels very intentional and pointed on there part, like they're obviously just reacting to the reflex of birthdays being important.
>>43933139thanks you too babe! <3
>>43933162sometimes people talk about where they would be if they had been cis instead and i have to quietly give thanks to cybele under my breath because if i was cis i would have probably picked anthropology as my useless nepo degree and been just so comically racist. like the rachel dolezal kind of racist. thats making me depressed to think about i dont think i would have been like that at all but i worry that i would have been
thats what im talking about>>43933173sooo performative right. i had no idea they dont do birthdays that's kinda fun
>>43933185If I was cis I would have been a teen mum for sure. I was swallowing loads far far too young.... Especially for someone who wasn't sexually abused. I have different more autistic issues than that.
>>43933185>>43933196remember what they took from us
this is all just photos of babies now im just laughing at how cute they are all dressed up. look at this little emperor>>43933196thank god abortion is easily accessible in my country now im sitting here stressing about all my alternate universe lives. can everyone get it together please you're making me look bad. Also whatever your journey is your journey but i think everyone was sexually abused but i dont rly want to talk about that right now i want to learn about birthdays. lots of cultures where they consider age to progress at the start of each year but if im understanding correctly in hinduism it's acknowledged at the end of the month of one's birth? i know they have a really interesting calendar system i want to study harder>>43933199speak for yourself i do whatever i want
>>43933199Who's they? Let me at em! Why I oughta!!
im awake.. positive thoughts
>>43933302positive thoughts!!!
>>43933302lets get positive!!! ++++++++++++++++++
>>43933302have a good day cibi!!
>>43933306cute seals!!!!>>43933307yes agreed!! ++++++++++++>>43933312thank you! I'm going to try!! but its going to be tough!
Im trying to imagine what a cg get together would look like, would the catty girls be nice irl
>>43933316they're so pretty like bunting when they're all together like that. i want to post a bunch to raise the energy in here +++++++++++
https://voca.ro/1lVCHb9tOhUyat the stage of unemployment where i dont even play snes games anymore i just sit on the floor and practice saying french names
Today.If you are an english tranny lock yourself in
>>43933363i love being single! i think i'll buy a gun
>>43933361That's not a french name
>>43933323https://youtu.be/EchHwdXVT3I
>>43933366You are a Scot. It's bad, but it could be worse
>>43933367i was saying it wrong it's just ɔʁɛm. but i kind of like ɔʁɛzm(e?) more. Also fuck you i'll tell you what is and isn't french know your place prole
>>43933361Are you blobby
>>43933145Pencil dick
>>43933386Yeah
>>43933379French names are Muhammed, Ibrahim, Mustapha, Babaginda. Get on with the times and stop romanticizing what doesn't exist anymore
>>43933389mamo is not affiliated with this post
>>43933391Oh wait you are brongo nevermind
>>43933396Bros shrimpy looks terrible now I get why he's named chody
>>43933395i like that you had to use both parts of ibrahim babaginda's name to flesh out this list. not great on the recall there. thats cool me neither. drug abuse or just brain problems?>>43933399No dont take this away from me i need this
bf who waters my crops
>>43933410I think you are fairly blobbyesque you both hate chuds and racism with the fire of a thousand suns
>>43933420i haven't been sleeping great lately i dont know if i have the fire of a thousand suns in me. i can maybe do a couple natural satellites
>>43933419fuck a boyfriend at this point i just want a junimo
>>43933410You? I think it's a bit of both
>>43933439i would settle for a junimo
>>43933441can i get that in writing with a signature my dole is up for review soon
saw a really fat goose today
goob morn
>>43933442boyfriend:- requires expensive foods (finasteride, egg white, grindr premium)- must be hand washed- extremely susceptible to slingshot attacksjunimo:- can fit in your pocket. i guess. as long as its pretty big. maybe more of a backpack situation- dishwasher safe- will not troon (does not seem to understand gender so much)- immune to slingshot attacks- easy to feed with inexpensive and widely accessible raisins. unclear if they actually need them but they deserve them- community minded
>>43933457morn
>>43933465that reminds me to go collect the junimo plush before it rolls over to summer... i knew i was forgetting something>>43933457gooning soapy!>>43933453oh fuxck yes
>>43933465for me hand washing boyfriend is a perkjunimos still mog i fear
>>43933470i am sure you can hand wash a junimo also but i am unsure how the textural experience would be. i imagine they're kind of waxy or rubbery. i wonder if they bounce...
>>43933474bronya i wish concerned ape would let me romance the wizard i do not want clint at all why did he add clint
I want to be hand washed in a big basin in front of my computer, i suppose a tranny could do it
>>43933469im not soap im me
>>43933477justice for clint.... but yes we are all pining for the wizard....ive still barely gifted anyone i can't decide who to pursue. but i wont hesitate anymore. i need to stay loyle to the love of my life shane s. valley>>43933478oor wullie hands typed this>>43933487Stranger danger. I dont know oyu
>>43933497shane…. i could fix him..
>>43933497i like to think we are friends
i wanna be your fish, take me to townfor the luau, oh place me downi wanna be your fish, control when i breathecome and catch me, don't let me free
>>43933522PEAK
>>43933497holy fuck
i jerked off :(
my neighbor said good morning ma’am to me :)
>>43933501i dont want to fix him i want to enable him with no guilt cause he's 2D.... my one luxury...>>43933522I couldn't think of anything for control when i breathe but it still applies i guess>>43933525this is pam to me. when will they make pam romanceable i want to go bonnie and clyde with her. i guess there isn't really anyone to rob though. we would just lug demetrius's computer out while he politely asks us to stop >>43933527Ok in fairness you have selected the most terrifying possible depiction he's usually quite charming>>43933505WAIT THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY im glad we have at least some friends in here right. honestly i kinda see everyone in /cg/ more as family not in the sense of like we're crazy close but more like. love em or hate em you're stuck with em right LMFAO
>>43933543imagining your neighbour as a raging flamer in this story for my own personal enjoyment if thats okay
i got a bkfast bagel and a coke zero
although i dont want to say you're stuck with em in any tranny space i cannot stress enough that if your family is making you miserable you should think about that.... that stuff is important but its also complicated.... take care of yourself
too many damn crops to water what was i thinking
>>43933556Or at least put me on speaker around them one time so i can yell at them for making you sad>>43933555++++++++im sipping this popeyes peach lemonade and its really good. breakfast bagel constitutes... egg cheese... sausage? >>43933561oh my god you're in it bad. im panicking that i dont have my watering can upgraded because i know full well my own nature.... i will not learn anything from your hubris i promise this
>>43933566just egg and sausage. no cheese (yuck). on an everything bagel!
>>43933549he was a muslim fundamentalist!
>>43933571mm mm cheese is a controversial one for sure that makes sense. i feel like the flavour of the egg with the everything bagel seasoning is probably super good..... im gonna make myself hungry imagining it LMFAOeverything bagel seasoning constitutes.... garlic powder onion powder... poppy seed sesame seed.... white pepper??
im the most interesting person in the room
>>43933577im not sure whats all in everything seasoning but i love it, ur so right about the eggs. I used to shop at trader joe's and they have a seasoning called "everything but the bagel" and its just the seasoning mix and i woiuld use it for my eggs all the time, and avocados>>43933578congratulations!!
>>43933580im by myself
>>43933582oh same ;-;
bro i thought i needed 5 gold star wheat for a bundle but there isn’t one?? i got this for nothing. i may be stupid.
>>43933576this is like 10x fiercer why would you not specify this. slay. like fundamentalist in the academic sense or fundamentalist in the political sense
i should kill myself
>>43933561Put a little more love and attention into your farm faggot. What kind of design is that?
>>43933580oh people love that everything but the bagel seasoning right? i've never been in a trader joes i would really love to set foot in one one day apparently all the foods have like cute quirky names and the cashier tries to have sex with youi used to love to eat fried eggs with like a slightly unreasonable amount of herbes de provence on them i think it probably hits a lot of the same vibe. soooooooo gooooood. i need an egg guy my old egg guy fell through i deserve good local eggs
>>43933590remind me to never fucking post mine they will laugh me off the board
>>43933590listen i dont plan things god decides where the seeds go i just go with the flow
>>43933584oh right its melons for summer right it feels like it should be wheat. np you're just laying the groundwork to give one million beers to shane
halibut would be such a cute name. should i change my name to halibut. its like super catholic right i think they represent wealth too
>>43933571No cheese? What are you a faggot?
every time i jack off i like to argue with myself for 30-40 minutes beforehand about whether we still need to be using protection at this point in the relationship
>>43933627what i say to my lactose intolerant friend
>>43933585idk he keeps his wife completely covered up
>>43933629goon that sissy clit for daddy
>>43933627this is one of my all time favourite cg posts. its up there with agp wank sesh to camgirl and im going to eat raw corn now fml>>43933643i see i see>>43933644can i do some spitballing first just to get some ideas i could use for the improv segment
>>43933653no spitballing but you can spit on dat thang
>>43933656Doctor said i am not to do that anymore
>>43933653The best cg post no question is rach saying bbc is the greatest threat to America
i dont want to work today what the heck ;-;
>>43933665Mother, you're 30. You got Friday off?
>>43933667no days off until july 3rd. it's okay though because the salary is decent. I'm just not used to it
i have friday off :)
>>43933663there are so many incredible rachposts. when he got banned for saying he would slump me if i said "any anti-white shit" to him in person. losing $500 on the world cup yesterday. monarch programming spergout those are all this month ALONE im convinced his trip got cracked and its multiple people larping
>>43933686that one was a classic
>>43933688She's our caitlyn jenner
>>43933684Imagine the amount of >i should kms posts you'll be able to make :)
>>43933696imagine getting slumped by caitlyn jenner. or caitlyn jenners car
>>43933707i would thank herif everyone is avfagging as kris jenner for financial success can i avfag as cait for sudden midnight hour hrt results
>>43933688More posters should be like you and post delicious ass shaking vids. That one yesterday was great.
>>43933713i dont know what you are saying ever>>43933718dont eat my videos pls
>>43933718did you jerkoff to it?
i miss the shitty frozen pizza baguettes i would eat at home. amazing slop food
rain 2 days in a row holy shit
>>43933703no im all better now! i have new meds :D
Would any of you join me if I did a group tour of China
>>43933725im so sorry. im so sorry>>43933758i would track you like an expert hunter and pelt you with ball bearings from the mountains and forests
>>43933754do you live in the desert
>>43933686>>43933688I can't believe I missed the $500 bet, that's so iconic as you people say
>>43933763>i would track you like an expert hunter and pelt you with ball bearings from the mountains and forestsThere's a thing you can do in China where you dress up like a WW2 era PLA soldier and climb through the mountains shooting at KMT soldiers with replica guns and larp like you're conquering some village while there's fireworks and explosions going on, like a huge battlefield and it's all middle aged Chinese people renacting it
>>43933768alex doesn't even post and she just keeps winning. the greatest tactical dead cert of all time
>>43933774listen i dont agree with what old people like or do but if thats what it takes to get them outside and socialising let a thousand flowers bloom
>>43933731No
>>43933774That's just like reenactments in the US. The Chinese are the Americans of Europe for those with eyes to see.
>>43933686>if i said "any anti-white shit"based desu
>>43933757What will happen if i hide them from you?
>>43933791i seee i seeee the baby the grandma
>>43933797can you put in clear direct language exactly what you consider to be based and then refresh the page
Peanits ache
>>43933803why are you a lesbian
>>43933798my friends come back :D
>>43933803woosh now you have all the diseases!!!
>>43933816worried about what this potentially means for me existentially
>>43933802what rach said, it's pretty clear
>>43933827i think you are real because you are still here unlike the others
>>43933806Gaynor
>>43933818Bronya if you EVER say "ypipo ain't season they food" around me YOU'LL BE SORRY!
>>43933829no thats not gonna work you have to write it out again they only see the specific post that gets reported not the context
>>43933845yeah I'm not doing the whole spam report thing with you, way to reveal that's your thing lol
>>43933835ok i will trust you bcs i think u are the expert in both possible scenarios>>43933839for me i really overseason my food like crazy because i can't get out of the mentality of like. the more things i add the better it will be. i want to put all my love into it and make it as good as physically possible... but simple is usually best...
>>43933851That alone is kind of anti-white if you think about it. Trve White people use less seasoning because their food is fresher. I learned this from posts.
hey stu what game do you want me to buy you?
>>43933851i think im still a pert actually
hey bronya im taking requests for body parts to post for my goodnight sign off
>>43933874ear
>>43933874pinky
>>43933865my food is definitely fresh i try and buy stuff locally and seasonally. i think living seasonally is also fun even if its things that are available year round these days its nice to feel the passage of time and move in response to the weather changing it helps the days be a little less samey. i could go get pumpkin right now but i enjoy thinking about how much ill enjoy it in a few months more, you know? >>43933874Crown of head :)
I use a fuck ton of seasoning, just not Lawry's over everything 7 times over after I've finished "washing" it
>>43933872oh no.... relapse...
boyfriend who does not get mad at me when i listen to my compact disc of nine remixes of danii minogue's disremembrance on loop for several days at a time
>>43932011Ew
>>43933887trip on dawgy
>Crown of head :)Damn no mercy whatsoever
>>43933806I like pussy and bussy >>43933818Wtf bronya just gave me the super clap
olivia rodrigo wrote this album for me
What does it mean when she calls you "trade"?
>>43933924she's planning on "trading" you in for a younger model. you should give her £5bn to prove your value>>43933917dont say it like that if people think im no longer pure i will never find a husband
>>43933930But I'm younger and more virile than most chasers. Is she gonna trade me in for an 18 year old chaser?
And I don't have £5bn
>>43933936you were an agecel this whole time???>>43933946then you cannot afford a girlfriend! good day to you sir
What does it mean when she calls you "babe"?
>>43933877your request has been noted however bronya gets first dibs>>43933882here's a hand featuring a pinky for you>>43933883crown of head pic taken and will be delivered to you in 1-2 business hours
18 year old chasers with propeller hats <3
>>43933953It's over
>>43933955She forgot your name because she was thinking about one of her other bitches. You should send her £5bn to prove your value.
>>43933958im sorry its such a twisted and cruel pick i can pick something else if you would prefer
>>43933867metal gear solid pls
Do you think there's chudfet morris stardew valley fic. is the culture like backslid far enough back for that
>>43933874grim bro
>>43933984YOU'RE NOT FUNNNNN
>>43933984Incel tells>bottomcasing>female words like gross, grim, pathetic>cockblocking
grim is a good word but it needs to be said as GRIM or at the very least Grim
whats wrong with me. i dont want to do this. i want to get a small amount of a couple of things. my hand just moved unbidden and did it>>43934001its fucking reddit
sometimes things will be okay
>>43933974I'm not one to back down from a challenge>>43933984lmao ur cringe im based
>>43933924it means ur a good boytoy u stupid moid
>>43933991>>43933995>>43934016>maybe now bronya will like me even though im a moid :3grim bro
reminder that bronya is a mod and has all ur ips so be on ur best behavior
>>43934005>everything i don't like is redditGRIM
>>43934037i am not a mod and i do not know anything at all
good morning my little jimmiesyou look oh so rustleable today
>>43934037She would get slumped
>>43934059hi rach how is the racist crossdressing sex pesting going?
We need more sex pests imo, some of my favorite interactions have been with sex pests here
>>43934086Wish i was a sex pest, or a sex plague or a sex holocaust, I'm more like a sex drought unfortunately.
>>43934086Go to soc loser
>>43934104serpy
im a sex decadence :(
>>43934052Why do people want the largest car they can physically obtainThey don't even fit in normal parking spots now and they are probably a pain in the ass to maneuver
>>43934149good question i saw some clarification on that post that apparently it wasn't his car but rather he's a mechanic working there and they made him (the shortest mechanic) bring the absurdly large truck into the garage for work, so i guess we can't draw any conclusions like "compensating for something" from this video
>>43934148sexadence
oh fuck>>43934169would be a fabulous album title. it would be a great bait and switch album where all the teasers and marketing make you think its for the clubs and then its just 12 sad slow ballads
>>43934136Go literally anywhere else, you boring ass blasted faggot <3>>43934112Eat more watermelon, leafy greens and chilies
>>43934186Do you think those really work im really trying to build my spice tolerance lately it would be fabulous if it was two birds one stone
part of me wants to quit my job after i get out of debt but idk how else to make money
>>43934200pick up a hammer
>>43934185i’d listen>>43934200girl me too
>>43934194Yeah I think so, I don't eat as much watermelon, but I eat a lot of leafy greens and chicken etc, so usually I pair that with chilis, I like to keep dry chillies stocked up too because you can just rehydrate them and use them whenever, sometimes I eat a dried chipotle pepper, and I jerk off for like 3 hours probably related
>>43934220i'll make some calls they'll have that slayyyter girl do it or something
goodnight stugoodnight pichuboodnight bronyagoodnight cibigoodnight >>43934169goodnight >>43934137goodnight >>43934027
>>43934227for some reason it seems like an entirely logical progression of events once you've eaten an entire dried pepper bareback to then start masturbating. there isn't really any other sequence that would make those things make sense >>43934239THE MOGGERRRRRRRgoodnight crown
>>43934239Goodnight son
>>43934005based blueberrymaxxer
>>43934239goodnight head
>>43934239goob ni
>>43934239grim
>>43934250something about this angle is kind of maternal right i feel like i have a cigarette in my mouth spraying his hair so he's ready for the pageant
>>43934239nice hair
Employim basedjaking over free breakfast
>>43934272I'm being paternal. I can be paternal for you too if you're feeling jealous. Get a job
>>43934277can you get me a muffin too?
>>43934137
>>43934272Get a job bitch
>>43934249I'd say I space it out, I'm just a slut for smokey flavours.
>>43934239goodnight and nice scalp!
>>43934287The second one there is yoursUnless you want me to go back upstairs and get a different kind
>>43934285Do we have sex now>>43934289Do you mean this in a paternal way>>43934291ok i kinda get that actually
>>43934295i can’t tell if blueberry or chocolate chip but i would be happy with either
>>43934277ooo honeydewi’m jealous
What is the unemployment rate in Europe, like 30%?
>>43934302Blueberry
>>43934272he looks like a little boy from that angle. maybe its the hair
>>43934301We do not
>>43934308thank god i lied about being okay with chocolate chip so you wouldn’t need to get up
>>43932108>>43932262>>43932402>>43932421>>43932557>>43932636>>43932811>>43932953Trannies are filled with hate.
>>43934301I mean it in a mean way
>>43934320hello you didn’t reply to me and now i feel left out :(
>>43934320They scare me
>>43934313oh. i uhh dont really know where to go from here then. thats kind of all i prepped for>>43934321WHY>>43934320you replied to >>43932262 so you have to pick which body type you are its the rules
>When the tranny thinks its allowed to be hypergamous
I don't like the fact that trannies poop. It's masculine and not very demure. Why don't they just hold it in??
>>43934343I want to make you cry today it is my goal for the day
>>43934334you haven't been saying anything hateful you gotta work for it. should we workshop ideas what do you hate>>43934338anon you are scared of a twenty something unemployed woman in primark loungewear >>43934348Girl the rrhoids
>>43934353i do not htink you will achieve it even if it would make stu happy
>>43934356yeah because i know you would try to kill me any given day
>>43934239goodnight nice hair anon
>>43934366Thats my love language you CHUD
mouse you stole all my rain >:I
wait am i a bad person
>>43934356i hate being left out. is that good enough?
Playing stardew by yourself is a loser incel thing to do
>>43934400cope and seethe moar
>>43934398its good but you gotta get really mad about it. nobody is gonna be intimidated by that level of hatred u sound like mildly annoyed>>43934400^ this user is feeling cucked because i am elbow deep in beer scented boymuff and he is not
I can't believe I died to a same level Gnoll Shaman last night while playing wow
>>43934406i am mildly annoyed tho
>>43934303Why do I think you're the hottest person itt?
>>43934409what zone? was it an elite or smth?>>43934417i don’t know how you could come to that conclusion from that post, but thank you
>>43934412thats no good!!! we're in the postreal hypersaturated era of the internet everyone's super desensitised you gotta exaggerate all of your emotions a thousand times for them to even register.... you wont get any traction like this....
>>43934427now im sleepy. i forgot why i was mad
>>43934425Not just that post. Just a weird feeling. But what do I know, maybe you're not, but I like you anyway.
>>43934427Why do i think you are the hottest person itt?
life is beautiful, fulfilling, delightful. each day is a blessing. consider the humble tortoise
>>43934363it would make me happy yeah
>>43934431you're just too chill for this world.... you've reached enlightenment>>43934439functioning eyesight. im making chicken alfredo later if you want to come over
>>43934425Ghostlandshttps://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Blackpaw_Shaman
>>43934445My dick does that too if you rub it
>>43934445bigbig fan of this>>43934449i want you to be happy but i probably will not cry :(
>>43934450inner peace -___-
>>43934451oh i know that cave those guys are fuckers. spellcasters in general tend to hit like trucks while leveling. have you been reading the quests? i love ghost lands lore. make sure you go back to silvermoon around 20 there should be a good weapon quest you can get from your class trainer
>>43934445what i tell myself even tho i’m broke and retarded
Stay away. I'm overstimulated. Back away slowly or approach at your own risk.
>>43934465++++++++++++ -___- ++++++++++++talisman to manifest freedom from stress and positive thoughts for all chaser general++++++++++++ -___- ++++++++++++
>>43934450I can't, i already have plans
>>43934499more alfredo for me!
>>43934432well thank ya <3
>>43934453
oh hello little bunny why are you up there even>>43934512i feel like this every time i post
>>43934517i usually feel like the rougheye rockfish
>>43934528it looks like a pikmin....
>>43934348>Why don't they just hold it in??Because trannies are selfish degenerates. Hedonists. They want the pleasure from the turd sliding out of their poopchute.
I want to learn how to do accents it seems so fun but idk how to do it. Like maybe I could start with something in America like southern to get used to it but like how do you even go about it?
>>43934557That's racist
>>43934557SHUT THE FUCK UP
my culture isn’t you prom dress
blow raspberries on my balls please
https://voca.ro/1gGVq2gr1uym
My culture isn't your costume but it's newbalance sneakers, cargo pants and a microfiber polo shirt
>>43934535
>>43934594A homosex, matey? Go on lad, keep going
>>43934445Cute
>>43934613this is where its at
a guy asked me if i can still sound like a guy if i want to but my voice doesn’t pass. is this some kind of reverse neg??
>>43934661sounds like something maiq would say
>>43934661post voicealso you probably do not sound like a guy even if your voice is a bit clocky because trans women do not come across to others as men. thats only something we think about ourselves. to most people we just come across as a specific type of woman if we're clocked, unless you are like the 1% edge cases that scream 'man in a dress' which im guessing you dont
>>43934680this was in person so it’s not something maiq would do
>>43934661The deeper the voice of a tranny the better. Nothing beats a big hard gock and nice bunghole smell but your voice has to be deep. Daddy is getting horny.
>>43934689im at work so i can’t right now but im pretty visibly trans which i guess isn’t the same as man in a dress. most people gender me female based on sight >>43934703i believe you
>>43934706then yeah i would imagine that what he was saying to you was entirely earnest and he just had no idea how your tranny brain would process it, because he can't see/hear you as a man. he was asking if you can 'sounds like a man' because to him you do not and cis people are baffled by the idea of someones sex changing
>>43934658
https://voca.ro/14iDVG8Um5S7
>>43934718your probably right
is it just me or does maiq look way older than early 30s? he literally has grey hairs in his beard
>>43934732LMFAOim stealing this it really is so tempting to reply with it to every single image. because it does! it does feel like this. it's my "mogs me">>43934661simply means you do not sound like a guy. cope more I fear
my bed is so warm and cosy if i was you I would be seethjng right now I would be fucking furious
if i get a boyfriend do I have to bring him home to meet you. i would be worried if I hadn't gotten your approval>>43934776it's from all the stress... reppers and DL guys and the like famously age five times as fast
>>43934776he told me he was 38 when we talked last year
I'm going to play devil's advocate for a second.Consider the following.What if the Maiq saga had the genders reversed?What if a chaser had been talking to a tranny and she refused to meet with him. He then proceeds to post her face here even though she doesn't want it posted here for obvious reasons. No sane person with a life, career and friends would ever want their face posted here. Everyone would say that the chaser was in the wrong. Yet here we are with everyone bullying my client and taking the side of Cibi who is clearly mentally unstable. I rest my case.
i don't think anybody supports w
Furthermore, my client has been harassed almost daily since the incident. Relentlessly bullied. Here are some of the harassment that made my client cry which we will be taking legal action against:>AHAHAHAHA look at that fat bald amerimutt manlet cuck>ewww why is he in the children's candy aisle??>maiq is a pedo and a homosexualThink before you speak next time.
>>43934823>>43934846Guilty next case
maiq looks kind but why did he name himself after the liar
>>43934854My client is INNOCENT. There have been other charges including the Catholic school boys who were allegedly molested but that's completely unrelated to chaser general. Face it. You have nothing.
yea so anyways
>>43934875Hi mamo, looking kissable and huggable as you always do
>>43934875Shoulderhons <3
>>43934885:D mwah <3>>43934897reporting in!
>>43934904i think thats twinkchan
i managed to get some sleep and the hallucinations went away
>>43934823>No sane person with a life, career and friends would ever want their face posted here.The trannies and gymcels that infest this thread think it's weird to not want your face, full name, dick and balls, and SSN posted here
>>43934789this is how I feel about my couch, shits actually cursed though you dont wake up if you fall asleep on it until 10 hrs later, no alarms work
>>43934861I already made my ruling don’t make me hold you in contempt
Maiq 2012
>>43934921i am glad you could rest>>43934930thats incredible.... need this so bad
>>43934956>i am glad you could restthank you dearest comradeyou are a shining beacon of joy on even the rainiest of days
Helo everynyoron >QottI don't think it counts but I can hear when something is plugged in idk how to explain it but I always hear a little buzzing from any kind of electronics, even small things like my phone's charger lolNobody else can hear it but I've always heard that buzzing, can anybody here hear those stuff too??
>>43934967morning pennybruh
>>43934967hallo penny :D
>>43934978Mornin' miss boymoder (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ
>>43934988Hallo mamo:)) long time no see I'm glad you're happy today
>>43934967How have you been Princess Penny!
has anybody seen rick?
>>43934997nice to have u back!! ^_^
look i turned myself into a sissy mortyim sissy rick wubalubadubdub
Do chasers like anorexic trannies with complete hon faces that are legally blind and basically useless bc of it?Should I even bother trying anymore?
>>43934999Wassup (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ I've been alright, the trip was very fun and I went to see some bands with my friend:) Been listening a lot to the velvet underground too hmm>>43935008Thank u:) I haven't been posting very often but I still come to say hi
>>43935023legally blind would be a good parody movie
they need to make a movie about a chihuahua in beverly hills, that would be cool
>>43935029That's sick. I'm glad you had a good time :).
>>43935049i would watch that if they got a popular celebrity to voice the chiwawa
>>43934875wood
>>43935031It would that sounds funny
i want to try wearing one of these meat rocks as a pendant but I don't know whether it would actually be cute... i don't really want to buy rocks online where it's hard to judge the size and especially when it's so contingent on small details about the formation right....
>>43934624https://voca.ro/18tZNLytlYka
>>43935100mogs me
thinking about penny's dysphoria posts and how none of them were incorrect
thinking about wulfim's dysphoria posts
>>43935151https://voca.ro/11cKUKVumm8x
>>43935142LMAO OKAY>>43935162Wow pretty
>>43935162wulfim if you were to take a girl on a date what would it be like. describe it for us please
>>43935126what....
>>43935194well mateobles i would takeobles my bird out for a scram at the local chicken shop and themses back homses to me mum's place for a grand slam FUCKFEST. pure anal carnage, motherfucker
>>43935212bloody hell bit rich for my blood
>>43935176>>43935194https://voca.ro/1kvyTbm2Dc86
>>43935100goroncoded
>>43935212https://voca.ro/14s4xjOPxTJZ
>>43935236You have a great laugh broskie
>>43935212my goodness wulfim
Bouncing mamo up and down my cock until she's pregnant
>>43935225you have good ideas for dates! pantomimes is a inspired choice how silly and fun. its cool when guys cook too. i approve well done>bite her throatgosh that took a turn this is a side of wulfum i've never seensad endingwhat a rollercoaster of a voca
>>43935226i want to be more goron in mind and in body
>>43935286https://voca.ro/1nSTUbHPCVUm>>43935319https://voca.ro/1ayeQu834gzs
I keep judging all these addicts but I'm here too
>>43935289what, bitch? i'm bloody sick of celibacy. i want to go balls deep in tight boyfanny. no more apologies, only balls deep anal FUCKFESTS with no protection
Good evening ladsCAM ON INGERLUND
>>43935408You will be slapped again by the Hand of God.
tfw no tranny gf to bully then cuddle when she starts crying
>>43935408https://voca.ro/1muqn1i2cm7R
>>43935408
agp smirks in your general direction
>>43935482
Dead genWe all agree to stop chasing finally?
theyre making me work constantly throughout the day at my new, it's always on. heavy sigh
the gens have been incredibly slow the past few weeks
>>43935535So much for you stopping negative posting.
>>43935519Legend.
eating like 40 grapes today
Briefly reappearing to say the janny that banned me and Blaire is so Reddit, if you have a problem say it to my face rather than ducking behind false bans
>>43935565would you fuck blaire?
couldn’t decide on a colour for my nails so i just asked the lady to surprise me and ngl she needs her pussy ate rn
>>43935532congrats you finally chased everyone away
>>43935535well at least you no longer have the other worry you had about them not giving you any work :) well done chica, you’re killing itwhen’s your comic class?
>>43935540i blame the diminishing returns change
>>43935578I want to eat a pussy where is she
>>43935565Jaw hons <3
>>43935565Based janny banning the ugly transbians
>>43935582>smells the same as wilfim's house
>>43935565fr like i think ive posted about my job being to do with dead old people enough that its clear i was having a little jokey joke, but apparently not >:(>>43935572would you, anon?
>>43935564Be careful that sounds dangerous
>>43935581I am the alpha wolf. You are a small dog. Run away from me.
>>43935604they are quite smallenough that quantitatively its about the same as the 8-10 grapes i was eating before
>>43935494thank you for properly understanding the agp smirki was on a warpath about it the other day
>>43935603>would you, anon?wouldn't pull out of her
>>43935589she’s probably back home by this time and idk where she lives sorry anon :( hopefully she’s going home and isn’t getting human trafficked anyway, the place is expensive enough to suggest she’s not but you never know. an alternative is you could buy my a supornussy and eat that?
>>43935614why thank you anon :) you flatter me <3 i haven’t been jizzed in by a man who doesn’t disgust me for a while so maybe you’ll be the one
>>43935606me on the right, you on the left
>>43935543that was me trying to be positive, i only heavy sighed i didnt say anything bad>>43935586thats true. being busy makes me feel less on edge about the possibility of being laid off. comic class is tomorrow! I'm excited but also nervous for it, hopefully I'll fit in! I had to cancel going to therapy for now because my therapist only works business hours and i need to be present at my work machine during all hours of that. so ill miss therapy too maybe, I'm hoping I'll be able to get away at least after 6:15pm on thursdays so i can walk to class and get there by 6:30pm
tranny ex has been typing for 4 hours about things shes been still lying about.
>>43935612i don't give two shits about your grapes. i only care about gapes. anal gapes when i'm having my anal carnage FUCKFESTS
>>43935564based grapemaxxerhow’s recovery going
>>43935630well i'm straight and have no interest in bottoming so i probably have her last time beat at least
>>43935602https://voca.ro/1oOyip8SBvIB
grugly gransbians
>>43935674wood
>>43935637see girl, i told you you’d be fine :) something to keep you busy with, that’s a shame about the therapist though :( you should try to find one you can see around work, it’s important to keep going!!!ahhhhhh!! omg i’m excited for you! i’m sure you’ll fit right in, have fun and try to strike up a chat with someone! the room is full of potential friends for you, oh i hope it goes well <3
its the grungler
>>43935674Why the long face?
Is it too much to ask for anal on the first date?
>>43935698yes
>>43935698it's anal or go home lad. i won't bloody settle for anything less than an all out anal FUCKFEST
>>43935670yeah you definitely would, just don’t ask for my deadname and you’re golden. i think i’ve recovered from that enough to try getting laid again so who knows, how quick can you get to glasgow?
>>43935674The inside of your mouth is moist and glistening, beckoning chaser cock to enter.
>>43935672How have none of you put together that this guy is roseofdawn not doing her tranny voice? Same autistic intonation and everything
>>43935674yknow i see the resemblance in this picture, not so much in the other ones but i see it here, but she passes and i dont, what could cause this?
I need to get some tattoos or something because too many people assume I'm some pasty foreigner. It's very annoying, having to haggle prices down and shit
>>43935724BDD
>>43935709in a few+ hoursi wont even fumble a cup holder either!
Blaire is my favorite agehon. She's so stupid that she doesn't understand how her behavior invites more pumps and dumps. The misery porn just keeps getting hotter and she's pushing 30 now. Yummy. Pump and dump after pump and dump. Never a relationship.
>>43935717https://voca.ro/1hFXuyMu3nLQ
>>43935750there's sort of a Jigsaw-like cadence to this one
I may be the butt of every joke here but I worked out today and I'm getting stronger everyday. laugh at my biceps, I put actual work into improving myself while dorks sit behind their computer judging me. HMPH HMPH!
can't find my vape I'm about to blow this whole fucking place sky high
>>43935765i liked your brap edits ralph
>>43935750For me it's between blaire and alex
>>43935765
>>43935660im pretty worn down in all honestyive got 2 assignments im coordinating for friday and the weekend, ive got 2 tests friday, i had a midtermim organizing some things irl aside from school including a creative project that ive been working on in the background thats coming together but it takes a bit of time since im doing all the graphic design workive got a lot of prescription stuff i have to handle, ive got my new ids coming in so i need to switch around banking information soon enough and its all a bit of a messso physically im not seeing any real issues in recovery but its all taking a bit of a toll to be in some pretty constant pain and uneasiness while also hopped up on opioids
could be us but i play too much>>43935786am I even in the fucking running
>>43935694optical illusion from my reflective eyebrows
>>43935743real tbhon, maybe i should divert some of my ffs savings into more intensive therapy>>43935747excellent, i’ll leave the door open then, see you soon anon :)>>43935750have you considered that i view these men as pump and dumps too? i actually enjoy having sex, it’s not just something i allow men to do with me in hopes it’ll lead to a relationship. i’ve had relationships before and ill have one or more in future, but for now im pretty content getting my prostate beat up while i wait to find him
>>43935793thanks dawgs. is this thread still fun for you? seems kinda boring now
>>43935723
>>43935794wow sounds like everything’s stacking up all at once :(i hope you get a bit of a break soon, are your summer classes almost over?glad to hear that you’re recovering well tho, even if you’re still in pain. get some rest buddy :>
Where is horse anon? I need to verbally abuse her for her recent bad behavior.
>>43935826no not really, 4chan is a rotting corpse at this point
>>43935802You couldn't run a bath.
>>43935843
Morning wood thrashing around insane style I am about to jerk my shit clean off
>>43935866why do that when i am literally right here?
i chewed on the inside of my lip so much a big bump formed
>>43935802Enemies to lovers nigga yaoi audio dramahttps://youtu.be/u7vOdlwA3E0
>>43935807you know i actually would come and creampie that blaire girl if she asked
asked chatgpt to give me ffs and now i’m going to cry wtf
>>43935877Come over please I'm full to my eyeballs with cum
>>43935896wood
what does it say when your lying and cheating ex that wanted to fix things, but got caught lying again twice, says theres still lies in the open and has been typing for the past 5 hours.
>>43935886well here i am and im asking, i need some actual good dick real bad rn
>>43935878Can I chew on the inside of your mouth now
>>43935913what...
>>43935905wow, who would have though an ai approximation of what it would look like if i had my face peeled off and fixed then stapled back on would be all it takes to get back in woodanons good graces
>>43935924You heard me
>>43935907D R O PLying cuntesses never change. She's taking you for a chump. Don't fall for it.
>>43935929um. idk. i jerked off 2 times today
>>43935896Lose the ugly face piercings and you might actually be attractive
>>43935934That's awesome good job. Can you jerk me off now
>>43935907I couldn't fathom entertaining that conversation with a cheater to begin with. Taking a cheater back is just sad, gotta have a spine sometime.
asked chatgpt to make me a snack and now i'm going to cry wtf
>>43935912how do we work this out
I like this anonymouse. Good poster. Someone should be chasing.
>>43935947yes i can. im gonna do a really bad job
I don’t think she gives a single fuck about me
>>43935954are you in scotland?
>>43935907https://voca.ro/1ajkgFrfNiQr
>>43935927>chatgptI should have read the comment.Wood retracted.
>>43935940ffs and no piercings, does she pass?
>>43935907>has been typing for the past 5 hoursIs she writing a dissertation in your dms?
i feel overwhelmed from going from not having to work much at all to having to be present and responsive for more than 8 hours a day
>>43935991i’ll look like that one day woodanon. i’m starting to lean more towards getting ffs than srs. i mean i want both but im now thinking if it’s gotta be one maybe it should be ffs
>>43935964That's ok I'm pretty backed up I'll cum fast anyway
>>43935973no!hence the few+ hours
>>43935880i hate everything about this post>>43935848i bet you feel fucking stupid right now
>>43935992Try the no piercings and lighter makeupAnd blonde. 10 in the waiting.
>>43936002https://voca.ro/1af5dgyobrp2
>>43936011ahhhh you’re the same one, i see. well unfortunately i don’t think it can happen then, i wouldn’t want to be in a situation where i didn’t feel like i could back out or say no but id feel huge pressure if you traveled several hours to see me :(
>>43936035why dont you just come here
i asked chadgpt to make me a chad and it handed me a mirror and told "you're already there, king"and now im beaming wtf
>>43936025she’s hot tbf. i wasn’t wearing any makeup in the original picture, i think it yassified me a bit but there’s no actual makeup involved here
>>43936008You do you, girl.I feel like vomiting at the thought of surgical procedures.
>>43936025Can we at least get a rider for the talent or something if you're gonna edit her this much at least give her a glass of wine or something
>>43936021The enemies to lovers nigga yaoi audio drama is actually really sweet.
>>43935532Already did my chasing here, I'm just here to hang occasionally now
>>43936045same reason, except id be even more vulnerable bc id be in england (i presume) on my own with nowhere else to go. you learn pretty quickly as a woman than making sure you don’t get raped/coerced/pressured is an ongoing matter of consideration
i want to rail blaire until she cums
Blaire's male pattern baldness makes my dick diamonds. Knowing that as she keeps approaching 30 years old that hairline is going to keep thinning. Delicious.
asked chatgpt to turn me into a pickle
Coming to the conclusion that AI just creates psychosis.
>>43936058good thing you’re not a post puberty trans woman then!
>>43934566against what race?
I want to rail stu until I cum
should i get into a trade? which one pays the most for the least amount of work? my current work sort of overwhelms me even though the salary is decent
>>43935961Isn't that your job?
>>43936021Oh, dit! You really showed me.
>>43936021Look how femdomly you grabbed that knob I'm gonna NUT
>>43936010ok then i can definitely do it if it takes less than a minute
>>43936070meet with a friend we'll get a gathering going
>>43934661cis people just suck at voice gendering. i got gendered feminine all the time even when I was using my normal moid voice
>>43936086but im stu
>not a single sissy pussy pic was posted in the past six hoursGrim
>>43936097wood
>>43936079funniest thing i ever sawi wish there was a based rick and morty appreciator and shrimp and cat fusion enjoyer in this thread
>>43936088I already got my hands full or I would! It's just sad to see, what a waste! Where's the charm and effort!
all my predictions yesterday were correcttoday:portugalcroatia0-0colombia
>>43935878I'm gonna chew that bubblegum asshole bitch.
>>43936081nonsense.
A asked grok to generate Fred anal-voring me
>>43936097*Cums*
>>43936122figglehorn?
>>43936073god i wish someone would do this. it’s only 10 days until my one year anniversary of my last orgasm
>>43936097Cute! Sex with stu
>>43935835>are your summer classes almost over?half way over after this week thank god6 more months and i am free of school
>>43936008Liposuction
>>43936107Fair enough. Of course we're going to have to deduct your pay for the lack of performance.
>>43936097no matter what i do u can clearly tell im a man
>>43936131ive offered at least :)
requesting woodanon's judgment.
>>43936148I haven't collected one of those in years anyway. They go straight to the Wayward Orphans shelter to keep those parentless freaks locked up and far away from anything but a bottle of shoe shine.
why dont short guys just wear airforces they add like 2-3 inches to my height
>>43936066i talk like the mom glegle unfortunately
>>43936168>I'm mommy coded
>>43936146its possible to slim down with diet and exercise, diet and exercise cannot reduce my brow bone>>43936154hmu in 10 days, ill probably have changed my mind lol
>>43936152Absolutely wrong. Cute girl in that pic.
>>43936143nice!! i hope you get a mid term break so you can decompress.you said you had a lot of internships right? any idea if you’ll be able to get a return offer from any of em? not locking in on internships was one of my biggest regrets in school.>>43936161mogchu
>>43936090I've been playing too much domina and it's genuinely affecting my mannerisms this isn't a joke all of my animations got like 10% more weird femdom fetishy and I don't know how to get it to stop >>43936089yeah.... that's what I thought.... bitch >>43936175Is it mommy coded to constantly be talking about how I can sense things. Does this mean I will possibly find love instead of being sent to an institution after being touched by the spirit at a second nephew's christening
>>43935992She could get it
>>43936177freaky greature
>>43936152wrong actually. what you mean by this is you think that people can tell you’re trans, whether this is true or not (probably not in most cases) its not a bad thing, as trans women are a type of womani’m still crying over the bob btw it suits you so well, it’s so cute
>>43936199https://voca.ro/16BFkFkPuWXd
>>43936194i lowk think i would ditch at least most of the piercings if i ever got ffs
>>43936210How sad.
>>43936082boooo! surgery is never mandatory everyone should have the option but like. i dunno I get worried when people are like being a tranny == getting a bunch of work done. but I don't know how to express that without seeming like i want people to have less access to any part of transition in any way. Whatever
>>43936210weak. get more with me when we're both post-ffs
asked chatgpt what gender I passed as and it said wolf
>>43936222when people pronounce qatar as cutter it pmo bc like where tf did that come from was it some weird media push or something like why did people hear one person say it and copy them thinking that's correct. Like have you ever heard someone speak arabic? If I had to approximate qatar even knowing nothing of arabic it wouldn't sound fuck all like cutter like just fujcking say qatar like a normal fucking american. and this selective prononciation is stupid like are you gonig to say deutchland and nihon and zhonguo? no? then fuck off with "Cutter"
>>43936192So you can run a bath but you're so fukken slow that you can't even catch a cold.
>>43936189>any idea if you’ll be able to get a return offer from any of em?no clue but hopefullyeither way i hope to land something next year somewhereive got internships, an actual freelance portfolio, references, and certifications to hopefully push me over the edge
>>43936132but im stu...>>43936187ty..>>43936205people cant tell im trans tho. they just see me as a man
>>43936233>I want to performatively mispronounce wordsLol lmao okay
>>43936219well yeah fair enough i understand that, i was more just meaning along the lines of some parts of transition that some trans women choose to undergo require surgery, like having a vagina for example, or undoing some of the effects of m*le puberty. its a common part of transition that many trans women desire, but of course none of it is required and i wouldn’t ever expect someone to have or want surgery, it’s just a very common thing to happen if ygm?>>43936214>>43936221loud and clear ladies, let’s go get our facialteam consults this weekend :)
The injustice 2 storyline is so goofy “I’ll never trust you” *has a fight* “Maybe I need to widen my circle of trust”
>>43936257Turns out it's hard to have a storyline that only progresses via traumatic brain injury
>>43936248i really find that hard to believe chica, how do you present yourself in day to day life, do you girlmode? and do you introduce yourself by a female name?
>>43936257This has happened at least 5 times so far
I'm legitimately considering moving to LA to fuck trannies. There are so many gorgeous trannies on hinge, but I was only there for a few days. I was at the airport waiting for a flight home and since that time about 5 have matched with me and all seemed interested in talking and stuff. Also chaser pro trip: if you like every tranny the app will prioritize showing you them first. I never noticed that because there are so few where I live, but I was getting like 5 in a row.I think it truly might be the capital of the world for beautiful sweet passoids.
nooooooo scotland no partynooooooo scotland no party
>>43933686the "you haven't had a tonguing from rach" slayed me
>>43936181what happens in 10 days
>>43936272i manmode and everyone treats me like a man
>>43936296in 10 days it’ll be a year since i had an orgasm
>>43936317I haven't smoked weed for 50 days.
maam lemme lick that brapbox while you're twerking in a thong
>>43936317the correct answer was 'anon comes an celebrates the anniversary by making me cum on his cock'
if you need to orgasm can't you just masturbate
>>43936313>i interact with society presenting as a man>people treat me like a mani have a solution for you girly
coworker called me he on accident. day ruined
>>43936317Just jerk it dawg lmao
>>43936323i’m very proud of you :) keep that streak up anon, you’re doing great!
>>43936253cutter is not correct in any way you nonce
>>43936332im planning on it ok its just hard
>>43936348World agrees with me lil faggot, stay mad.
i think part of my soul was lost when i had sex. it isn't normal to cry very slightly when remembering sex
>>43936257Yeah the injustice story really sucks ass lol. Not even in a fun way like with the Bat Metal run.
>>43936340>>43936329i can’t do this for two reasons, im physically incapable of keeping it hard for long enough to jack it, it just doesn’t work anymore, and the second is that i have crippling bottom dysphoria and touching it really upsets me to the point i will accept just not cumming over playing with it
>>43936244oh nice. having extra certs and a portfolio is pretty impressive. good luck fren i’m sure you’ll find something fast :D
>>43936167Big newsI am now 6 feet tall
>>43936346Thanks. I hope your streak ends soon!
>>43936361You were probably having sex with the wrong person for the wrong reasons
>>43936357i understand, i would help you if i could. most people are way more accepting of trans women than you’d think, it’s difficult but it’s so worth it, i hope you can get there soon chick <3 you’re so pretty :)
>>43936360no it doesn't though? you sound white
>>43936365to be clear you'll be cumming from throwing it back on meor what's your preferred way?
>>43936257what about the injustice movie though?
>>43936384Are you gooning your princes wand while you bait sub-80 yakubians into racially abusing you?
>>43936378time to get back to work and do another 4 hours of work straight staring at my laptop after working 6 hours this morning ugh. i kind of miss my old job but eh i was the on the chopping block there
>>43936384You don't have the calories to be getting this worked up. Calm down.
>>43936372mashallah>>43936396it's spelled princess or prince sub-80 is not real yakub is not real and faggot is not a racial epithet
>>43936401i didnt mean to make this a reply
>>43936402
>>43936402I just ate a sausage breakfast jack 3.5 hours ago which is 40% of my daily calories which means I have more than enough calories since 3.5 hours is less than 40% of my awake time. simple math
>>43936406Sorry for being esl
>>43936375thank you anon, i’m going out to the goth club a few days before it ends, who knows what might happen, so here’s hoping>>43936388yes that’s exactly it, if i get my prostate beat up i can actually cum from that pretty easy, it’s just that none of the men i’ve been with since splitting up with my ex have really been interested in making me cum :(
>>43936412Missing tooth.
>>43936417yurusanai
>>43936401good luck chica :) you’re killing it!!
>>43936378we were dating and she really wanted to have sex and she was more coercive than me. so she put me on the bed and undressed us and then she did all the movement on top of me and i was just kind of laying there feeling numb and worried and concerned. and i remember it was my phone playing my music still on the bedstand so it was "paradise by the dashboard light" by meat loaf playing during it
I’m gonna get a phatty at all costs>>43936271Ya know that makes a lot of sense i have no clue how I would go about writing this better to still have the gameplay make sense
>>43936416>I just ate a sausage breakfast jack Me when I'm Joe Biden telling you about my sausage breakfast
>>43936416wait no it was 5.5 hours ago
>>43936439God I want a girl to do this to me. Anytranner want to do this to be? Gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo poster here BTW.
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>>43936418i think ive mentioned how much i would love making you cum. not finishing until you're spent
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>>43936383i was talking about killing myself
>>43936446By all costs really just has to include the gym and eating more. Like that's all it takes.
accidentally used my old legal name when signing up for community college so on the roster its my old name koroshite
Stu goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Spaghetti chef tranny is in town tonight. Go and see her. Spaghetti should pick you up.' Stu bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am the spaghetti chef tranny.'
evens I order food Odds I use my jack points>>43936481bbl
>>43936500Rajesh Esteban the Third
>>43936506Yeah sure but bbl is really a last resort. Best to turn all the other dials first.
>>43936506:( I didn't wanna waste money i was hoping for oddsis asking my aunt to bring food in 7 hours ordering food I need to find a way to cheat this if I can't find a killer deal on uber eats
>>43936473you should absolutely not do that, the world would be lesser without you in it, if only you understood how critical transgender women are to the function of society
Here we go
wait it's kinda funny because the only women I've seen with my name are jewish and my moid name was jewish as well maybe I really am spiritually israeli. adonai will you take me unto you
>>43936462that would be very niceeee. if i could get a multiple orgasms, worn out tier nuclear dicking to break the streak id be one happy woman
todays tin of fishsardines in spring water with salt. i know that sounds dull but these were creme de la creme, hand packed, top notch. had it with a huge serving of rice. lush
wine drunk in the living room bumping dorian electra god i wish i had friends to have fun with
>>43936555Nigga it's 3:23 on a WEDNESDAY my nigga
>>43936503the doctor would give me ssris and push me out the door. thats what doctors do>>43936516i dont do anything for society
dear blog today i want to cuddle with my pretransition self
>>43936530Sad I'm not in a pub garden filled with lads and slags tbqh
>>43936481Well I went to the gym today and im drinking a protein shake rn!
kaiserchmarrn again today i think
>>43936589That's great! Are you following a good program?
>>43936569actually it’s 8.27pm for me and i have the day off work so why the hell not>>43936573by existing you simply do, you have an integral role in the grand tapestry, whether you see it or not
>>43936547Hello sardineposter I'm still not a fan of sardines but I'm glad you liked them
in math class and I just participate bc yeah teacher wants participation and I'm not a weird chud who finds merely participating "too much effort", I'll answer questions, add some corrections where she makes a mistake but only if it actually matters not nerd shit. teacher gives us a problem. finish the problem. teacher looks at me specifically while asking the class if anyone wants to work out the problem on the board. I do a non-verbal signal of no I dont want to (expelling air from my mouth and nose while slightly widening my eyes and looking back to my ntoes as to insinuate that would be pretty embarrasing should I get it wrong so as to not take that chance I won't be going up.) to which the teacher asks the class what we got. My answer was correct, I fell for the trap, it emboldens her, she looks me dead in the eye and asks if I want to go up specifically, wtf am I gonna do? be an annoying loser and deny it when theres no volunteers otherwise? I'm trapped I have to go up. I lost the game. She played a perfect hand. I could only A: Answer wrong looking stupid B: Be a loser and not answer what my answer was or C: Say my answer. and unfortunatley it was correct.Then began the humiliation ritual of doing the problem. yeesh
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>>43936607thats fake lmao
>>43936547Hi sardine poster. Have you ever taken sardines, warmed them up in their own oil with sliced onions and peppers, then eaten that over rice?
