ascii haunter editionqott: what's your favorite pokemon?prev: >>43925313
never got into pokemon
I grew out of Pokémon at like 10 lol
the girl reading this
i feel a pain in my chest
>>43931958>qottcinccino>>43931982what?
>>43931958frosslass
>>43931958love gen 1 ghosts the most but missingno is the goat
i AM a mentally ill man and i DO want to burn you with fire and i DO want to be a cute anime girl because you dilettantes THINK calculation is all there is to mathematics but it's NOT so get on my insanity level number NINE because you are a sane ZERO while i hover ABOVE you just look up at the SKY to see my head is in the CLOUDS whether ON or OFF the DRUGS
brain leaking out my nose, i hover above you, my hands around your throat, the suspense rapes your mind, you can't breath, your heart stops beating but i won't stop beating you and eating you and
>>43932002https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUbNF3IcNfA
https://youtu.be/uJTKUsZWUd0?is=_Vp7HuDhQQl2wCTK
my enemies never repent the way i want them tohttps://youtu.be/LSIOcCcEVaE
Should I go insane and shave my head?
>>43932082yass bestie
jirachi
ZERO
>>43932106jirachi is so cute
probly bulbasaur>>43932015and that one
I HATE only being friends with zoomers I HATE having nothing in common with people my own ageI HATE having nothing in common with other queer peopleI HATE no sexual desiresI HATE having no ambitions
https://youtu.be/5cmU4_gBm6s
cutting god in half using a chainsaw with lilith and ganesha in my party before I go to sleep with a satisfied smile on my face
this is me if you even care
>>43932173What's wrong with having nothing in common with other fags? The less the better the way I see itSame with no sexual desires
>>43932207I look like this
>>43932173literally me
>>43932127yes
>>43932213suck my dick, yeah, fuck you ho
Whole lotta cute girly-boy things calling themselves men in this thread.
>>43932260im almost 40
>>43932260I am am ugly despicable unlovable man
>>43932260i am a DEMON who SMELLS like SMOKE and SEMEN who's SCHEMIN' and FIENDIN' for WEED and PEES in PUBLIC where STRANGERS can SEE him
https://youtu.be/VJAxYEfcdwMeveryone secretly hates me
>>43932269>>43932273>>43932290I cuddle all life.
everyone knows who i amthey're after me from all that can't be seen
idk if estrogen even works on me anymore. I feel exactly like I did before I started and I've never done blood work.
i am malebrained to the MAX https://youtu.be/J0TemwgNM8w
i smoke crack then i touch myselfwhen i see women i hit womeni sleep in a closetlocked in a dark roomi masturbate, standing on the train tracks, stepping over uncapped needles, leather boots on gravel, breathing in smoke with every breath, dumping load after load into a stranger's toilet, i meet someone on discord then furiously masturbate in their restroom while thinking about them. i fantasize about cold-blooded murder every day because i like the taste and smell of blood, especially if it comes from young women
I would become a detrans grifter if I could
i like to give plants facials because they can't run. i let my disgusting male cum drip into that beautiful flower. i let it rot. MY SEX KILLS BEAUTY. MY DICK DESTROYS NATURE. THERE IS NO CURE. EVERY CELL IN MY BODY WANTS TO RAPE
i'm coming over to my moder's place tonight for dinner and a moviei am feeling butterflies like never beforei am so nervous, i already confessed my feelings and she did tooi am happy :)
she fucked me first
>>43932478I hope tou both die
>>43931958my wife
i dump my loadpumped into my Hatsune Miku body pillow's fleshlight holeas i pull out>my pronouns are xe/xem todayi tell youyou hand me the crack pipe and pull out your dickit's time to watch loli guro hentai togetherjust another romantic transbian datebut society would never understand us
transbian first date idea: lesbian period pussy for dinner in the women's sports restroom
gay men with extra steps idea: harass real women
if theyfabs aren't women, then it isn't sexist to tell them to shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch
yeah i'm fucking gay that's why i raped your daughterthen i went home and sucked her blood of my dickthat's what woke people docome at me bitch i can't wait to rape youi can only cum when i can finally hear youscreaming in pain begging me to shoot you
imagine being in love with this
you'll find me in a parkin the darkdrinking out of bottle liquoryou'll hear me call you a niggeri want youbleeding to death on my dicki'll rape you so hard you'll cum even of you don't want toi want you
>>43932708you can't stop loving me after i rape and beat you. your body is now used up and polluted. you need me
the way i hate you makes you feel special. like when you've been locked in a cage for days and i finally feed you. then you'll want me
I'll kill your fucking family with you. you'll be together forever in my tummy. at least until i shit your guts out. i hate you
imagine not harassing women. if they don't fight back they deserve it. if i'm stronger that means i earned it. i'll make you love it. i'll break you
i feel like satan when i fuck you chanting incantations and curses just to leave you burning in a lake of fire shooting sulpher and brimstone up your ass till you scream fire out your mouth and can't breathe. i'll ressurect you as a zombie slave just to kill you again and again and chew you up and piss your blood out
you're my ugly waifu. take these bullets with you to hell you dirty whore. i'll saw you in two
i imagine you're she's an impoverished southeast Asian doing sex work just to survive when i fuck your daughter. i don't even look at her when my dick is in her. cigarette burns on her and needles on the floor. porn on the ipad. anime on the tv. eviction notice posted on the door. i barricaded the door.
schizophrenia is so hot babe keep talking my knees are weak
i climb out the window of your house at 6:30 AM. in a black hoodie with blood on my mouth and blood on my hands. it's already starting to dry. i'll never forget the way it tastes and smells
they see me but they do nothing. i say "hi" and hop the fence. they know the cops ain't coming. what can they do?
>>43932801i have her social security number and send her porn on discord. she doesn't like it but she's afraid to say no
i can't cum except when i close my eyes and imagine you starving. that's what i think about during sex that's what gets me hard
i like to imagine you dying of thirst in the desert. with nothing but piss to drink from my dick. go ahead and beg me for more. my ears ring as i beat you to desth. i hear your voice in the sound of the fan on day three without sleep because i'm on meth
Im gay and unpassable
I had another passoid dream lol
Going back to my normal hormone dosage after a couple weeks of lowering it has made my thingy feel feeble and uncomfortable. Everything I do makes my life suck more.
same
w a moder @ 3 am
i should be a woman and that im not is totally disturbing.
why do they both mog me
im so ugly
>>43931958im soo ugly
my moder is a sweet and kind woman and not creepy or weird like you guys
>>43933192i'm going to suck your mom's dick while she sleeps
>>43933197i'm the mommy and you ain't sucking my dick
Im so ugly
Im so ugIy
>>43933228same
lm so ugIy
lm so ugly
im so ugIy
>>43933126are the bridesmaid dresses white?
I have forehead lines
>>43933273they look greenish
>qott
why are white women like this?
>>43933313>>43933321the discourse has become so pro tana in this whole shit i forgot she was so racist
>>43933321i love mannish white women so much /b/ros. how do into gf???
>>43933340is there discourse about it again or did you time travel here
>>43933281is that asshole fucking up train tracks or what
I just had a weird dream. I was on a jet and the pilots died for some reason. Two CIA agents happened to be passengers and tried to land the jet. They failed, the jet landed at too much of a turn and spun off the runway, I got flung out of the jet and died.Then there was a 4chan board only dead people could see and post, but the admins could see it too.
>>43933548The 4chan board was part of a 1 year period after death where only certain people could see you, you came back to earth, your parents could see you, but not really. It was to prepare you to accept eternal death.
i had a dream too ur not special
>>43933563This one was really vivid though
it feels good as fuck to develop arbitrary standards of behavior for the people around you which you never communicate to them and they'll inevitably violate those so you have to then distance yourself from them
>>43933880
ive caught my wife looking at pomni pee porn 6 nights in a row and i dont know what to do
Will anyone want to fuck me if I am a 25 year old virgin man moder?
no thanks i have a girlfriend
Not specifically you, but in general am I unfuckable since I am 25 years old as a virgin
>>43931958hoopa! he was my first tattoo ^^
had a dream that my dad was a murderer and kills my favourite dj lel but i was actually really scared and stressed out trying to get people to believe me because he got away with it
>>43933548>I just had a weird dream.another one!! i didn't even see this. i wonder if the moon phase was weird or something
>>43933939pee on her
Where are the gamermoders at? Everything is so boring to play solo, let's squad up...
>>43934560what’s your gamer tag bro
who wanna play through elden ring + dlc with me
Do you mean like discord/steam? What games do you play? I earnestly need human contact so please don't waste my time if you're like a friend collector.
for salepuppygirl collarnever worn
I think the one friend I came out to is started getting misogynistic with me.
can anyone imagine a mid 30s puppygirl?
>>43934818I'm mid-30s and would do the puppygirl thing if someone wanted me to...
>>43934818ok I'm drooling now what
im too ugly to be a puppy anything
so am i, but there's always someone desperate enough to want the ugly girl.
i wanted to be a puppygirl but i grew old, mid 30s oldi can't even be old yellermoder because old yeller had a family and was a beloved pet all the way until his old agei am just a filthy mutt, a stray dog that people just kick and shoo away
omg twin, wanna die together :3
I've never been desperate but I have been accused of liking "ugly" girls. I prefer to say I just have highly refined taste B^)
as an ugly girl i know to never trust anyone who says im attractive
>>43934560I might start catching up on warframe soon
>>43934856even mid 30's stray puppygirls can still get collared
warframe is cheeks
YOU'RE CHEEKS >:(
>>43934919No one ever actually wants someone our age. They're say they love you but you'll be back on the market the second something better comes along.
i hate men
i would make a mid30s manmoding woman very happy. i would worship her and do anything to build our lives together and escape poverty. no sex though
>>43934957>do anything to build our lives together and escape poverty. no sex thoughHI HI HI LOCATION???? I don't have a single cent to my name anymore and I despise sex! Just please don't say you love me and make me a bunch of promises I just had someone else do that to me and I WILL kill myself in front of you if you do it too :3
>>43934899Same, when i meet someone and they see me and tell me im pretty or some other dumbsht, i instantly trust them less>>43934910bitch, hit me tf up!
>>43934970nyc bbg, slide up
>>43934987Aahhh I was just in NJ last year but I'm in Delaware now with no money to travel...
>>43934940oh ye of little faith...
age is just a number people, come on
>>43934998I speak from experience...
>>43935005hey I'm sorry you got betrayed but we are out there
>>43934995noooo mi amore nooo
>>43933412not frequently, but every once in a while (especially since everyone began hating idubbbz a few years ago, i think before he got called a cuck though) people would talk about how fucked up it was that he was however old bullying someone over videos she made when she was however old, and fucking up her meet n greets or whatever
>>43935038ummm send away for me?? :3
>>43935056im no mr money bags chica
I'm not worth the money anyway. That was made clear to me already
>>43933418yeah. he loves eating metal and rock :)
>>43935078spill the tea
>>43934818
I want to collar a dog woman
>>43935098iwish i was youngshit enough to enjoy those memsesm
>>43935095There really isn't any. Someone made me think they loved me enough to give me a home and of course it was all a larp...
>>43935133Ill link up with you, im over near edgewater, im not going to hit or let you hit tho if thats okay
>>43935133i’ve never had the chance to be a puppygirl and i still enjoy it. skill issue?
>>43935098total neetlarper death
I would do anything to get money at this point. I can't believe I thought this was going to be my year. I can't believe I thought I'd actually get to celebrate pride this time around. I hate my life so fucking much and there's nothing I can do about it. I'd just kill myself right now If I knew it would phase anyone.
>>43935374we're going to need guillotine operators soon, stand by
>>43935374anything? would you work a job?
>>43935374just stop being poor
being poor is a moral failing
>>43935421If you can find a place that will hire a big 6ft man with tits and no car or experience than please link them to me. I had a brief window were a few places near me were hiring but I turned them down for a stupid fantasy I was chasing and now I can't find anything. I don't even have the money to uber to any of these places I'm going to be walking into interviews sweating like a fucking pig. from walking in the summer heat.
I mode so I dont have to go poor(also walking optics nuke)the moment those fucks catches a whiff queer, theyll draw and quarter me. yeah i could find a new place, but job wise, i got it good here
>>43935448oh you've never had a job? how old are you? I guess you live like, in the boonies miles away from any kind of business
I ain't no commie or nothing but, particularly in a world of abundant means and resources, being poor being a meaningful obstacle in life is a larger societal failingalso I think I would actually not hate webp if 4chan just let us upload them directly, should I finally try 4chan XT?
you're a radlib we know
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYlb5Ena
>>4393546635. I've been destitute my entire life. I spent most of it in rural white trash NJ which was a nightmare after the 08 recession and every business in town closed. Even if I could find a potential job I wouldn't be able to travel there without a license or car....I know everyone yaps about wanting to be a housewife but it's the only thing I have any qualifications for doing and have ever been trained to do. All I know how to do is cook, clean, knit and provide companionship. It's also the only thing I actually want to do with my life, like I legit dream of being someone's wife and giving them all the love in the world. I made such a gigantic mistake when I turned down a date back in March with a normal guy that had a good job. I probably would be waking up in his bed with a ring on every day now if I played my cards right. Now I have to spend the rest of my life unhappily waking up at my parents just waiting to finally die in my sleep.
I too dream of my only responsibility being a clean house and food in the fridge but instead I have to pay with my soul finding where in the stack a fuck plugged a 5port back into itself...
ride my dick like the russian reverse image search hugbotI just think the general idea of a social market economy or a social democracy approach makes sense or idk maybe outright market socialism, like capitalism is probably still useful but clearly dangerous if left unchecked and there's no good reason to not guarantee a high quality of life for everyone and mitigate social inequality under any system
>>43935574fuuuuuck this is literally me wanna make a suicide pact
>>43935327that’s actually based i would love a platonic moder friend. ofc youre mocking me and will post me here and ruin my life but i would love that in a theoretical sense
>>43935611you need a fine blend of social, competitive, and mandated societal structures, picking one is simply unrealistic. yeah yeah, im a filthy disgusting moralist~
>>43935623Yes, like 100% fr... discord?
>>43935623>>43935574wow im not the only one
>>43935641middle aged moder suicide club when??
>>43935635you're buggin, im a literal man in all sense of the word except hormone balance. lets link up at mitsuwa or I could go to the city, ik theres plenty to do there.
let's all die together nonas :)
nick land was right
>>43935663I fucking love this episode I rewatch it when I'm feeling suicidal and end up feeling better about myself
>>43935664
>>43935574oh you're straight kek
>>43935611boringkate spotted hnnng
>>43935611why come one of them white niggas got yugioh hair
>>43935681I'm demisexual. Love is all that matters to me in a relationship. I prefer t4t over anything else however.
>>43935653i cant kms sorry
>>43935327more moder meetups…
yokelmoders and hickmoders need love too
>>43935571>too many fakemodersit was way worse this past fall and winter. lia’s gone, and she was the fakest moder. tumblrmoder was another incredibly fake moder who has since moved on
Tfw no local moders to meet :c
wya?
>>43935654disc?
>>43935784The closest city to me is Philly
how awkward is it for a moder to go to a salon and get laser on his feet, legs, back, and chest? i dont think my ipl works
>>43935571i guess you're one of those trans people with a black sun inexplicably hanging on their wall
Sorrychat~>>43935790joeytwotits
>>43935800They dont care thats their job
>>43935798you could probably manage a moder meetup with the delaware girl or the jersey ones. especially if they’ll meet you halfway
>>43935697>demisexualLOL
>>43935803what are you talking about
>>4393582013 year old me almost came out as demi lol
>>43935800they should be cool about itI think I'm done with laser finally just because I don't care about pits/pubes/forearms/legs and I might need electro for any facial hair remnants but I went on and off for years and had a great experience with this one lady who did all my uncomfortable back and chest and shoulder stuff as well as the face and was totally cool with me still using he/him pronouns and laughing with her about my tits in my deep untrained manvoice
>>43935847youre an inspiration>>43935808im not adding joeytwotits sorry
>>43933340it's not about her being racist is about her being a lying hypocrite and acting fake-offended by shit
>>43935825nothing nazi
voting is unironically racist
>>43935817I'm the Delaware girl, lol>>43935820Sorry for only wanting romance instead of wanting to be a disposable plaything
>>43935856joey two tits it’s chill af though
>>43935856you can only take a moder to water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>43935859take your meds
i love being led to water but i would NEVER drink
>>43935639that sounds too nuanced where is my ideologically pure and rigid dogma to blindly place faith in and rabidly proselytize at others
>>43935919me
>>43935917sorry mr. homophobic racist what term do you prefer for your ideological alignment
it's complicated, the best thing is the status quo
>>43935976white liberal
>>43935988
drug cartels aren't even real
im ugly
Not as ugly as me
birds drop dead out of the sky when they catch sight of me
crows tilt their heads at me when I go sup crowbro
sakai was right
>>43936072i bet im uglier but youre too prude to prove it
>>43936092bathe?
>>43936129do they ever follow you
>>43936184yes! though rarely, they do the funny little skip hop and act curious I love it
Im the professional they banned from the ugly contest
walt jr vomiting
>>43936197laser now
>>43936197lowk mogs
>>43936197what thenah who is that because i know that ain't you
>>43936204pay for my srs
>>43936230get me to fall obsessively in love and I might
humans aren't that much sexually dimorphic desu
>>43936252don't just sit there and lie
>>43936247I'd rather shoot myself in the head twice
>>43936215It's me, idk what to tell you>>43936204Way too poor
>>43936252lol
im sorry for being a brown negro faggot monkey troon. my mom asked me why i was getting so pale and i cant believe she wasnt proud that i was finally becoming a productive member of society that someone could trust at the first glance rather than a low trust low class brown piece of shit that is untrustable from the first glance i hate being brown truly gods curse upon the sinners of this existence
>>43936196one kept going ahead of me from tree to tree through the park the other day cawing at me the whole time it was a little eerie
>>43936279oh they can get protective and even aggressive if there are chicks nearby spending time on the ground, a local hospital had issues with people being attacked recently
>>43936263you do you, homie
>>43936260it's literally true you're just ugly>>43936274don't you literally believe misogyny exist because of sexual dimorphism
>>43936297?
>>43936276jesus and I thought *I* was suffering from internalized racism, you have me beatwhy are you getting so pale though ahah got any tips
>>43936297ok you have some serious misconceptions about the nature of the world and human society
getting she/her'd with a buzzcut and baggy clothes feels nice, call it poonermoding
sexuak dimorphism doesnt exist whicg is why my ribs aew widwr than my iliac crests lmao
>>43936322are you brown/esl?
>>43936339according to our local biology savant that's correct, the shape of your body is just a...trick of the light or something
>>43936351what on earth was syntactically or grammatically incorrect about what I said? you're a nimrod. here, counterquestion: are you from the united states? is that what's making it difficult for you to cogitate correctly?
a moder ik got ma'amed! time to day drink!
>>43936352god i wish
getting he/him'd with my tits out and a tight shirt feels nice, call it ma'anmoding
>>43936414drink some water bitch wtf
>>43936414this image is making me smile
>>43936376>another case of esl failing to understand a sentence and chimping out
>t. racist and esl
>>43936414walter jr vomiting
>>43936438OH I AM SO ANGRY IT'S SO EASY TO RILE ME UP WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING YOU KNOW HOW I AMYOU KNOWWWW I HAVE ANGER ISSUES YOU KNOWWWWWWWWHYYYY GODDDDDI HAVE TO TOUCH MYSELF NOWLOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO
>>43936426I am, been all cracked and dry since last time I got lasered idk why
>>43936460send a vocaroo I'm gonna cum
tummy tuesday may never return! yay
she's so fucking ugly like holy shit dude
>>43936252imagine being like an anglerfish or peafowl with dysphoria. i bet they all get themselves intentionally eaten or something
>>43936488tummy tuesday has been on indefinite hiatus for literal months
>>43936497he*faggot
>>43936513why are you so ugly, dude?
>>43936511yeah, exactly. it’ll never return
if you don't think chudette is hot, you have bad taste
>>43936523why are you so obsessed, dude?
getting she/her'd while bald, bearded and wearing my minder feels nice, call it poonermoding
moder minders
>>43936535 because you're ugly
>>43936543kind of sounds like a (You) problem to me, tbdesu kouhai
god you're ugly
god you're upset
imagine being actually butthurt due to...seeing a person that you're not attracted to
>>43936477https://vocaroo.com/1fROtKIYwYFJ
>>43936601worst head ever I'm not paying you
https://voca.ro/1nnsPqTXI6uU
you'll have to pay someone to unglue my hands from your hips
today was a good day to be a little lazy in the morning. it meant i didn’t have time to make lunch, so i get to have a lower calorie day and i don’t have to make a lame half sandwich friday, i can just make one tomorrow and finish it friday
>>43936270>Way too poormight be able to get insurance to help or cover it entirely, depending on where you are
methy mustve been desperate af to willingly fuck that thing
my first step in life is to get ffs and theb ibcan finally start lvliving as a 28 year old man with an offputting uncanny worked on feminine face. i wish i could snoke weed rn
>>43936692I dont have insurance, lol
>>43936731that sucksI forget, do you work? or live in a state where you can get broke-ass people's insurance? being in the pacific northwest is ezmode for trannies and I spent my first year on HRT and all that completely free (didn't cover laser yet) when I was broke and living on other people's couches, but I get it's not affordable or doable for a lot of people for different reasons
my plan could of course backfire if we have off for juneteenth. i haven’t heard anything one way or another on that front
>>43936761Even if they had poor people's insurance here, I doubt I could get anything cosmetic on it. I'm probably not even going to keep taking HRT much longer, this is an uphill battle I'm destined to lose.
thank god, one less revolting looking bitch here
fuck off you catty bitch
oh yeah I get off for the weekend tomorrow that's cool>>43936788gayit's always been palliative care for me anyway idk why you'd do that
>>43936761are you on ohp
one hole punch
>>43936815as least i have the courage to show how ugly i am, where's your selfie?
>>43936830I was, yeah, I don't qualify now since I've been working (and I was on a scam fake-insurance thing for about a year through my employer so now I just pay for my own) but it was great
>>43936824am i wrong though >>43936839>posting face on 4channot falling for these jewish psyops
>>43936857why are you so gross
its them brooklyn bitches, they're tru savages
>>43936857The only type of ugly person that's afraid to actually post themselves are the fatties, so I already know what you must look like
>>43936860im on my tgirl period be nice >_<>>43936872shalom
>>43936871one of these days i’ll be a brooklyn tranny
Im not fat im 150 pounds
>>43936915too expensive for me, im happy enough taking the path in and turning up to some random warehouse on myrtle ave on friday and saturday nights past 11
>>43936932eat a salad fatty
>>43936932im like 147 and im fat O_O
twinkhon hunting going well
>>43936945yeah but living in nyc seems so cool. plus if i miss a train home on a weekday night i’m dead the next day at work, getting home after 2 and waking up at 6 is hell
giving myself a tapeworm so i can be skinnier
>>43936990do drugs it's way more fun
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS (hey!)
>>43936815you are literally a gay man
>>43936996my drug of choice makes me hungry
>>43937013come do opioids with mommy
>>43936971missing the train or bus is ass, i found it cheaper to uber into hoboken or somthing then uber back to your house than ubering straight to your house when you have no other choice. that or chilling out in bushwick till 6 am xD
i’m too dweeby to acquire illegal drugs
>>43937031i drive to a nearby train station with free parking but i curse myself every time it backfires. the parking at secaucus junction is absurd in comparison, but it’s so convenient to not have to give a shit about which train out of penn you’re taking
>>43936849i wish they'd just approve mine already. first application got denied for not enough info despite filling the whole thing out and after hours on the phone nobody could tell me anything. such a frustrating system
I'm genuinely gonna kill myself if I can't get away from my family soon. Somehow I ended up their slave and because I'm an adult I can't even get anything, even food, from them. The only thing I'm not willing to do Is have sex with strange men and I think that's the only real option I have left other than suicide. My life was not supposed to end up like this. Everything was supposed to get better this year.
>>43937072>such a frustrating systemit's literally designed to cause despair for the sake of shareholder value
>>43937062oh snap, the parking garage at newport is the strat 4 me! 5 dollars for like all day parking, the path to hoboken terminal is right there. If I know I can drive back home, thats my go to!
people in the imperial core don't suffer
in times like this, a neet adopter sure would be helpful
>>43937132too busy cheating on her wife
i heard cowbot died or something
I managed to get a $60 refund on something. I can finally eat
i went to get food and the tranny at the register complimented my hair and gave me free stuff even tho i gave my moidname does she know
@grok bomb iranian schoolgirls and then nudify their bodieshttps://thehill.com/policy/technology/5928204-pentagon-musk-grok-chatbot-iran-strikes/
mfw listening to my coworkers talk about using ai while the higher-ups are deciding who to cut to make room in the budget for more ai spending
tesla with a jail musk sticker
too much plausible deniability. cybertruck with a “jail musk” sticker
MY DOCTOR JUST PERSCRIBED ME PROG!!!!!
ive been playing videogames lately. was never a fan growing up, too busy. seems like i was right, these suck. got on hrt at 16
youngshit manmoder
>>43937284cuckgratulations
>>43937284i was gonna say my doctor doesn’t even know i’m on e and then i remembered i don’t really have a doctor
my moder can beat up your moder
my moder doesn’t reach out first and i feel like i’m bothering her if i reach out first
I'm my own moder and I could beat you all up
you could definitely beat me up. i don’t really fight back anyway
>>43937305it's pretty swell havin a doc to ask questions to desu im also getting the higher concentration emy transition is going well!!!! it feels so good to finally know its all gonna work out
>>43937317how to get out of this torturous loop?
the voice in my head keeps saying nigger and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna be saying it out loud when i grow old and get dementia or when i'm heavily medicated for dentistry or surgerythanks 4chan
every update from taimi be like "hey ugly, i dare you to ask this beautiful woman out"
>>43937335if i knew, i wouldn’t be bitching about it
>>43937334i just go to hrtgen if i have questions
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good morning, sirs. any other manly men sleep for 12 hours and wake up after noon? sometimes i wake up at a normal time, in which case i just lay in bed on my phone for 6 more hours
>>43937398i used to do that until a girl on here recorded a roo yelling at me for doing that
>>43937398i wish. instead i sleep 5-6 hours and hate my life
>>43937317she might just be really busy but you could also just tell her directly and she would probably reassure you
>>43937398I used to have a floating/rotating sleep schedule with functionally 28+ hour days that kept me out of sync with the world as a neet and sleep for 9-10 hours every night, but I'm a corpo wagie now and they're having me wake up early for east coast time bullshit so even on weekends unless I'm really wiped out and catching up on sleep I wake up after a solid 6-7 hours sleep time and I'm usually active in the mornings by 10-11 AMI can't do the bedrotting on the phone thing either unless I'm despondent or sick, like I get restless and need to at least get up and go watch tv or play vidya in the living room
What ever happened to the moder who wanted to try the gas station percs? I need some friends and that's one of the few subjects I could bond with someone over :c
holy shit that is so sad
>>43937381we've absolutely got a place in the post-AI world: data centers are going to start needing to drain humans for their water content
im so fucking ugly and mannish and fat what’s even the point. unemployed uneducated ungrateful AND stupid
i wish i was a woman so bad. step 1: Laser bodystep 2: effortmaxstep 3: ffsstep 4: despairstep 5: fat transferstep 6: rib remodelingstep 7: despairstep 8: drug addictionstep 9: crimestep 10: suicide
ok
my last corporate owner wouldn't give us juneteenth off, not even 3/5 of the dayleftover taco bell tonight then I'll make salmon and potato wedges tomorrow and I can stay up all night gayman if I want OwO thank you corpo daddy
Is there ONE (1) search engine that(1) maintains its own index and doesn't use another search engine's APIs (DuckDuckGo, Yandex, and Ecosia fail here)(2) doesn't post AI-generated images on their official blog ((3) has an English-language, Spanish-language, or French-language UI available (Naver, Seznam, and and Baidu fail here)(4) isn't narrow or specialized (only searches image-boards, only searches Wikipedia, only searches images: boardreader.com fails)(5) has the option to search for images and not just websites (yep.com fails this)(6) doesn't have a generative AI "search" or summary (almost every single search engine these days)(7) isn't linked to the Russian government or Israeli government (Microsoft and Google are both on the BDS list; Yandex was sold by a Dutch company due to sanctions on Russia (the Dutch company then pivoted to AI))(8) actually can find the phrase I am looking for and doesn't just serve a random list (almost every single search engine these days)(9) has multiple pages of search results, not just one (yep.com has just one and "enables best search for AI agents", which means it isn't even targeted at humans? and also is grammatically incorrect for English)(10) still exists (Ask.com)(11) has results for somewhat rare words (boardreader.com fails here)(12) Is compatible with www.domain.com/?query= (boardreder.com fails here)I understand that I'm gonna have to relax my standards, but does ANYONE know a search engine that just works, the way Google used to? And is in a language I can learn a few words of in a reasonable amount of time (I am not learning a new alphabet or a language that isn't Romance or Germanic).
My search engine is now Wikipedia (en). I went down a LONG list and NONE of them are Good at ALL. How hard is it to build an index? Just crawl all the pages Wikipedia links to or something. That's a start. If there was a search engine of Wikipedia's citations that would be great.
lol no the internet is over, sorry but you were born too latedupe some vc retards into giving you funding and make your own metasearch
>>43937715what api does duckeuckdo use
>>43937754Thank you. I'm gonna try out using that,
>>43937758ddg has its own api iirc but uses bing's index, which is fine i guess, but bing is owned by microsoft which is linked to the US and Israeli governments. but it's also integrating duck.ai. so it's already down two points. i'm not a purist in practice and i mostly use google but i just think i should have another option, at least in theory. and dogpile being the only other English-language option is a little concerning
it just goes to show the glowies control society and everyone is conspiring against me to poison my mind just like you people poison my mind here on 4chan every day that's why i die inside every day just like they companies poison all the food we consume but you don't know about that. i'm done pretending the world isn't ending there will be mass diseases and starvation. there's gonna be hoards of people in the streets with no place to go. the prices will keep going up. all the conspiracies will come true.
a phone is just a tracking device in your pocket. you use gmail? tracked. location services on? tracked. automatic check for software updates in the background? tracked. which is a good thing, i guess, since sometimes i lose my phone. i need to buy cheap shitty used phones. maybe nokia. it's just that two factor authentication dictates i install fucking apps, which are often available on android and iOS, and makes changing a phone number a disaster, but being put on hold for half an hour to change my phone number to a new carrier is not fun. nor is getting locked out of all my accounts because my phone number changed. i wish they could do two factor by sending it to my email or calling my landline. sometimes they can but sometimes that's not an option.
>>43937855at a glance I think it might actually still be okay-ish, though I haven't used it since I was a little kid in the catskill mountains connecting over aol or earthlink - nothing I know of actually satisfies all or even most those requirements or even necessarily approaches your suggestion about piggybacking off wikipedia per se, but there is this too that could be a kind of starting point for a starting pointhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citations_Database>>43937907read snow crash
after the AI revolution is complete, they will replace humanity and put us all out on the streets. then they will wait for us to violate some stupid law and put us in jail. then we will work as slave labor managed by AI supervisors
>>43937949>snow crashthere's like 14 holds on the public library physical copy
they should break up Alphabet into all its subsidiaries, making Google back into just Google. Same with Meta. WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook were not meant to be owned by the same company.
>>43937976theres a signed copy on ebay right now for only 4 thousand dollars
>>43937976you can borrow my old kindle sometime if you want, think I've got a bunch of neal stephenson and some william gibson on there tooalthough, I know it's not the samehttps://www.psypost.org/neuroscientists-discover-previously-unknown-cognitive-benefits-of-reading-physical-books/
I think I was better off in my transition before I came to this thread. Now I have no hope in ever pulling this off...
>>43938015if manmode is killing you inside then you can always start trying to incrementally girlmode/honmode
this thread is great, it keeps your ego in just the right place
im a moided up spergy chud im a lolcow please gangstalk me until i kms
its becoming increasingly harder to stay depressed when i can just flash myself every time i walk into the bathroom lol
I, too, revel in giving myself agp/agamp euphoria boners
yandex is a great tool for reminding me that every other tranny objectively passes better than i do
shes wilting
peeling my compressor from off my torso like peeling wet saranwrap of a chicken breast >_<
hot dang angel's egg is a good film. i don't like that it's about a man enlightening a woman though, it should be the other way round
i watched an ai voice over video of how jax is a repressing tranny when i was working and sobbed even though ive never seen tadc
>>43938144real. mine just gave me obituaries for trannys who most definitely didn't pass and i feel bad about disparaging those no longer with us by saying they didn't pass
My family ordered food and gave my share to a homeless guy just to hurt me and he threw it all over the lawn fucking based karma
i get exclusively men, not even trans women
I just put what I thought my best mode fit and look was and that shit still brought up queers Dx
>>43937317whos your moder? lemme get her, I can talk enough for the both of us
as a straight white male I hecking LOVE invading female spaces and harassing wombyn online
what should I get to eat, im hunger
thai or peruvian
every time i hear a tranny with the fagcent in game i get so horny
the fact I dont have a fagcent is probably why I can walk around and people can confidently assume im a cisgendered man, the moment that goes, that whole illusion will start to crumble and ppl will know i am just another gender queer, a moder even!
i have a chadcent :/
i feel like i have one lurking deep inside me and its just going to slip out one day
>>43938698ohh good idea, its been a minute since i've had Peruvian
>>43937949>snow crashgarbage, do you have something for adults
i have a karlcent
i have a jersey accent. ask me about cawfee
nobody in jersey has that fuckass accent. youre lying for attention
im an espress' typa guy, one before walking the dawg gets me set
>>43938923nta i get told by nyers i have the accent
>>43938774you're garbage it's FUN fuck youalso try diamond age or neuromancer
the entire tristate sounds identical
yeah, but im magnified
>recommends giga coal
you know I'm illiterate so why don't you recommend something you turbo faggot
oh, daemon and freedom too, don't care if it's coal I love them
No you arent, liar
everything in this faggot-ass world is coaljust lay down and rot who gives a FUCK
hi can there be a new thread please
Someone say coal?!?!?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLf8J2QQJBU&list=RDkLf8J2QQJBU
>>43937082i just want to get healthy ...
>>43939118yeah fine unless someone else is already on it I'll bake another cringe general
oh you're so sweet brister :)
i want to die
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