funny little guy edition. qott: find any funny little guys recently?prev: >>43939227
i saw this funny little guy yesterday on my lunch break
>>43944079someone showed me her pet turtle and it was #totallykawaii
>>43944148
every single thing that could go wrong is going wrong today. like things that aren't even a usual outcome for a situation but somehow the worst possible scenario are happening back to back to back im so frustrated i want to scream and cry at the same time yet my face remains completely emotionless
Im sorry that's happening, Nona. I hope things improve for you. <3
organizing a moder gtnh group
>>43944331<33 it's just a bad day tomorrow will be better
>>43944148beautiful little guy nona >>43944150cute <3 i love it
innovative
this is gonna be a good threadsomebody break up with their moder
luckily I don't have anyone to break up with ;-; haha
thinking of melting down and shitting up the gen with drama later
can a moder ever truly love a passoid
I wonder if she thought about me today
>>43944079Saw this lil guy flying over the hudson on Saturday>_<
i piloted it btw
>>43944678what about whether a passoid can love a moder
>>43944895bitches are crazy, there is bound to be one or two who do
damnm you moders gettin passoids?damnm you passoids are getting moders?
purging again award
>>43944670imagine
it's over
>>43945053is that you? fellow true moder delete this pic for your own sake before they put you in compilations
>>43944167moder
>>43945071damn, how bad was it?
>>43945246if only you knew how bad things really are
Did a telemed consultation for an SSRI prescription. I'm already overdrawn on the card I gave them, I hope I can still get meds. I never thought my mental health could slip away so far.
i want to see the truemoder also!!
>>43945282>I never thought my mental health could slip away so far.needed to realize this soonerrrrrrrrr
played video games with my wife all day :))) tomorrow we are considering trying anal!
Nothing hurt this much before
>>43945320how is she your wife if the marriage was never consummated?
>>43945332anal?
anal e-sex
>>43945344Was replying to the post above that lol
>>43945246not as bad as me
>>43945345how would that work..
>>43945334please dont ask questions about my wife's sex life.
wifemoder lets take our wives on a double moder date
ok i will ask her after the anal
i’m gonna hide in the bushes and watch with binoculars
getting piss mogged at the urinal bc im pee shy
weak stream moder
>>43945489i haven’t used a urinal in years
>>43945529you piss sitting down in public?
confidently striding into the men's room and pissing in the urinal with my tits all out to assert my dominance
>>43945359fake ahh wifey im dead bro
i would assume you were doing a feminist thing or whatever and wait for you to leave
>>43945359how long does it take her to cum typically?
>>43945489i took a leak next to a dude who had the LOUDEST stream the other day, i was so jealous
slags, sluts, bitches, and twinks. im never getting a husband in times like this
DisplayPortNo Signal
meow
>>43945568yes. what are they gonna do, kick me out of the men’s room?
feelin gassy today /b/ros
fart on me
mfw my whole day is just meetings
bruhh the new intern has been staring at me for a week straight Dx
hey. tgif though
post pomni pee porn pronto
>be online order fullfilment>mfw whole day is just teaching gen x+ men how to use a grocery store for the first time
>>43945810its thursday nona
>>43945838it's a holiday tomorrow for a lot of companies
>>43945810tru
>>43945851guess i learned my company is RACIST
>>43945858giwtwm
time to order 3 pounds of taco bell
I've got leftover taco bell in the fridge still for tonight
>>43945872I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news
on a scale of 1 - 10 how crazy is it to push someone away because you love them and can't stand having it not be reciprocated?
>>43946251fair but at least confess
>>43946251like a 6, probably less? it's sad but if you can't cope and it's causing you pain to be around them, idk... I think that's very understandable and pretty common, unfortunately, and there are probably ways to learn to both communicate directly and openly around the issue to avoid more hurt feelings and to deal with it internally in a healthy way by moving on without pushing someone away vs the alternative of sticking aroundbeen doing a lot of reading on gay self-help shit and talking with a shrink about this kind of nonsense and I just fucking hate it all I hate human attachment and emotions and sexual dimorphism and social roles and bonding rituals and vulnerability and fucking oxytocin and everything (but I'm working on that resentment too)
>>43946251if you dont love them enough to be their friend you dont really love them
let's not hear relationship advice from the gay man
>>43946404>the alternative of sticking aroundand hurting them or yourself more*it's complicatedsome days I just wish a stray gamma ray burst would cleanse this filthy infected rock and wipe away all possibility of life
>>43946438im literally a transgender woman
why did you select the gay man flag lol
>>43946463cause im MANmoding duh
that's silly
that makes zero sense
whatever i dont need to explain myself so that’s that
youre gay
youre also gay
fag
fuck bro should i tell my wife?
>>43944079
>>43946647>>43943614 ?
im so fucking retarded
yea smae
Life is so unfair to people without a proper support structure behind them
sugar & spice (2001)
if you're hardcore enough you can rock with no fallbacks at all
heh... I'm just a solo player like that...
legit how I feel when I tell people I have no family
>>43945801me when i i’ve been a day behind on my tasks all fucking week
Me when only 1 person in my real life knows im not a cis man
sometimes I get sad and then I remember700 million chinese women
>>43946889i think i’m up to 7. only actually physically see half of them though
>>43946957sometimes I think abt telling the theyfab friend, i just feel that'll embolden them to become even more incenant than they already are
private institutions contracted by the government are using my tax dollars to track my unique troonwave signature and charge me with precrime
>>43947022i haven’t even told my theyfab friend. i’ve had a couple opportunities, i just am a pussy
any interested party with enough money or compute power knows everything about you>>43946889everyone I meet knows I'm some kind of genderspecial snowflake lgtvbbq freak because I run up to them and literally shove my tits in their face and my gock down their throat while onlookers clap and tell me how brave I am
>>43947070who cares
i’m not interesting enough for people to find out things about me unless it’s part of a massive package surveillance thing, inc which case, again, i doubt anyone would pay any special attention to my info
>>43947084
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
same
I wish my boob didn't hurt so bad
>>43947070Only other moders seem 2 be able to tell im some sort of genderthingI dont count that as notches against my mode
i wish my boobs hurt more
i wish they hurt at all so i knew that something was happening at least
>i wish they hurtcrazy
>>43947223so far i’ve had one moder clock me. i don’t trust she would’ve known i wasn’t a cis man if she hadn’t been looking for a moder though
>>43947319nah I get it like sore boob = moar boob and all that>>43947223>>43947328are you running into moders in the wild somehow?
>>43947354no i just want them to hurt. more boob is a plus
I can't find any jobs on indeed that I'm qualified for without distance being an issue. I'm so tired of the obstacles I just want to get my life on track
>>43947368you can walk into any major fast food place and walk out with a job
i have shit genes and shit stopped growing within the first year so it would be nice if that started up again
>>43947375The two near me are not hiring, sis....
>>43947354i look like that
>>43947375lol
>>43947375yeah in 2007 maybe
>>43947328If i just happened upon you in the wild, there is a 90% i'd be posting about the moder in the wild earlier today
>>43947385>>43947398>>43947401go to indeed and apply to tacobell, mcdonalds, any pizza chain. you will be given an time and date by an AI chatbot where you go in, confirm your SSN, and they give you a start date. stop crying about being a broke nigga if you can't lock in fn
document every moder you meet
>>43947406i just think you’re lying to me
>>43947422I literally just tried and it said there are no positions at my local taco bell and wendy's
>>43947422I am very lucky and grateful to be employed, and I'm not saying people shouldn't be actively trying to get jobs of course, but>LOL
I saw a moder earlier and touched her
>>43947440you probably put a stupid availability. you did something wrong.
>>43947453>no! your lived experience is wrong! allow me to keep being smug
>>43947460yeah you're wrong and unemployable
>>43947433Its true that when I lie, it happens here.but this is not that~jumping off the banter rq, im starting to think if you want to mode in an apt fashion, having long hair is kind of a bust to the whole illusion. At first I thought it was doable because metal heads, but I think it might just be the way the hair changes from E and no matter how its styled, it'll always give away some hint of genderthing
>>43947505long hair + estrogen = fakemoding. even if you have a deep voice and dress like a man and talk like a hon, with long hair everybody can tell
>>43947519well luckily, it appears only other moders can and thats a crap shoot because there was a moder that was looking for another me (a moder) and dead ass walked past me like 4 times. get on my moidevel
>>43947473i have a job, i just think you’re stupid and annoying
>>43947540that’s crazy, Ive had cis people notice
no one call tell im a tranny except the girl at the party who asked me which pronouns i would prefer her to refer me as
>>43947601yeah no, if anyone were to say something to me, it would be one of the guys in my office. They are all transphobic af and I know damn sure there'd be ball busting the moment they catch a whiff.Someone may take a look and might get a slight thought of the idea, but once I open my mouth, any suspicions go out the window.I have a new theory in the works the the mode may not be as relient on style but more so your voice and speech cadence
assigned they/them at the function
I love doing injections.I just did my weekly HRT injection. I increased my dose to 6mg EEn.
>>43947629My coworkers are starting to catch on even though I man mode.Why am I wearing a sweater or long sleeve when it’s only 70 degrees, jokes about dating, boobs getting some looks.
>>43947648i wonder if long hair doesnt counter intuitively operate as a shield. like people will think why does that man look so feminine and the answer, instead of skin tone or mannerism or boobs or hips or what have you will be reduced to long hair. maybe your build is the meta
fuck off oh my god
>>43947692Skin is the biggest indicator imo
family picnic on saturday yayyyy can't wait to get lifemogged and joymogged and ambitionmogged and relationshipmogged and satisfactionmogged by everyone while i quietly sit in a moder hoodie for five hours until it's time to leave
some cis girl said she couldn't pronounce my tranny name so she started calling me a completely different, more mouthful women's name
>>43947601just because you’re a fakemoder doesn’t mean i am
>>43947692Thank you, i've been spending the last year perfecting, optimizing, and tuning my mode since the moobs started to puff. Im pretty confident going moid 4 moid
When the nipples show through 2 layers of shirt uwu
my bra hides my nips, it’s just a matter of the cone underneath
yeah that's a good point wtf do i do when nipples are showing through sports bra and shirt and jacket. do i just need to wear two shirts
>>43947736i hate people who say they "can't pronounce" something. like unless your mouth is physically damaged you should be able to pronounce every word in any human language. it's especially rude when it's someone's name too
>>43947736that's funny, my parents thought they were clever so my trannyname (which is just the foidname they had picked out for me) is more legible than my moidname but the moidname sounds more normal
Can’t people see you have a bra? When I go on family trip how do I hide my parents going through suit case and finding my bras
it's my body idc
>>43947779compression tank has provided me with atleast another year of competitive moding summer trials have already started, the real bench test will be the beach trip wit the crew
>>43947780once you turn like 1 or 2 you’ll likely have lost the ability to distinguish between most sounds not in your language, which makes pronouncing shit with unfamiliar sounds really difficult. obviously, a lot of people are just being lazy or otherwise culturally insensitive, but you are downplaying the difficulty i think
>>43947804you can put a loaded pistol in your mouth and pull the trigger until you're fully deadthen boom, you won't have to worry about feeling like you need to ask more stupid questions!
>>43947804why is your family going through your luggage? if they’re gonna do that, the best you can do is probably bring just the bra you wear on your way there and just take it off to sleep and put it back on when you get dressed
>>43947852I’m less suicidal and depressed since taking estrogen, I am personally against violence. That is such a violent way to kill yourself, only a male would do that. The womanly way is to jump off a bridge.
>>43947842"lost the ability"? what does that even mean? if someone says a word in a language you don't know you can just repeat the sounds they made until you get it right.
>>43947834mmg beach trip this summer! well all be weird the whole time because even though we’re around each other, the beach will likely be public. we can even start some drama
>>43947863Family trip coming up, wondering if I can go a week without injecting HRT. How do I do go swimming with boobs lmao?
pills mog for fembrained suicide
>>43947883just drown yourself
my active camo failed me in the first 6 months when I think I was drawing more attention by trying to stealth in the heat and sweating all over the place... it's SO much easier to just not hide chest growth and casually assert your masculinity despite your tits being out, provided you have enough innate raw man aura>>43947879zomg
>>43947878nona, do you think, for example, japanese people use the l sound instead of r and vice versa when speaking english for the fun of it? their native tongue just has one liquid consonant, so it’s ay best going to be deeply unintuitive to distinguish between the two, while to you and i it’s a trivially easy thing to do
>>43947898Nah. I’m just gonna wear a rash guard. Say it’s gyno if they ask.
>>43947883i have no idea. rash guard is a must, but water usually makes them stick to your skin and so it might not be enough. my ex bf used to wear a binder under his, you can maybe try that
>>43947903and yet there are japanese people who can pronounce both sounds in both languages correctly
>>43947916whatever man, just make sure to die somewhere somehow sometime soon
>>43947883get a bikini
>>43947879omg the i dont know if the public gaze is quite ready to experience MMG DRAMA in the flesh xD
My prescription for an SSRI was approved by the telemed service, I should be getting them within a week. I applied for several jobs, one of them made me take an AI personality text, that was kinda weird... I haven't applied for a job in some time is that normal now? lol. I'm going to try really really hard to get in control of myself. I can't believe the things I've done over the last week. This is my final chance to fix my life.
>>43947923“lost the ability to distinguish” motive been a little too certain and simplistic of me, that’s my bad. but the people who can distinguish did have to put in quite a bit of work to do so. it’s probably not gonna be accomplished in 5 minutes
>>43947931I’ll die in 60 years when I’m 80 something. I want to see the AI palantir apocalypse hellscape come true in my lifetime
>>43948003at least trip so i can filter you after pride month
>>43947956SSRIs can permanently nuke your sex drive
>>43948013Lmao why do you hate me so much?
>22yo virgin autistic cis man on HRT
>>43948016Trust me, I'll never date again so that isn't a problem for me. I recently fucked up my entire life forever and hurt someone important to me along the way in an emotional nuclear incident, I just want whatever pill will keep that from happening again. I want to be the real me again.
I you phobic to autistic people or virgins?
the 22yo virgin autistic whatever guy is the most annoyed i have been by a user since dcc
>>43947961nta but yeah like i can't tell the difference between aspirated and nonaspirated 'puh' sounds which are apparently a thing in hindi? at least that's what tom scott (who is secretly a moder i am sure) told me
>>43948072SSRIs won’t make you the real you.At least get on Wellbutrin lmao.
im going to die in jail
If I went to prison I would be v coded so hard hahaha
>>43948077more than cismoid?
>>43948077How do I annoy you? I’m just a man moder holy shit.
>>43948108imo dcc was annoying on another level for some reason but yeah cm was super aggravating too. but at least he had the decency to trip
when i watch prison films (wasteman, most recently, tom blyth is hot) i self-insert and am not very happy about it. fortunately they don't imprison you for internet piracy and being a faggot
how long until we're rid of this one? I guess we were due for another troll.
>>43948123I’m HSTS and you’re AGP so suck my gock.
i'm agamp
yet
>>43948123i forget, who was dcc? i’ve been terminally on this thread for a while now, but the acronym isn’t ringing any bells
>>43948155devilschocolatecake
oh right, she was annoying. i remember almost nothing about what she did to annoy me though
>>43948149gigabasedalso blanchard is a fraud
>>43948173How do I annoy you? I want to learn what to do to stop being annoying to the /tttt/ community.
i wish i had hips
>>43948181trip on
>>43948168sometimes I drop out for a bit, but at a glance it seems like they were a chasergen poster not here right?
>>43948140>”hsts”>transitioned in adulthood >calls themself a cis manwhy even use blanchard if you’re incorrect lol
my life sucks
roblox lookin ahh nigga
>>43948181i’m sorry if i’m the first person telling you this, but asking why people find you annoying is very annoying to people who already find you annoying. it sucks, i know
>>43948194it's just a really annoying troll or actually a super retarded 22 year old kid, no use asking..
>>43948194hsts means transitions to attract a male. it does not mean youngshit, trutrans, feminine, or any other moralistic spin you could put on it
>>43948194I goons to cocks and men though? I’m turned on by men…I have 0 attraction to women.
>>43947956good on you for trying to improvehope it works out for you but don't be shy about trying different meds or dropping them if they exacerbate things
>>43948223you are a homosexual malego here >>43917387
>>43948219I have moderate autism lmao
>moderate
>>43948240Yes but I want straight man, gay men are too faggy nowadays.
>>43948240old thread dumbass >>43947454
>>43948222calling yourself a cis man is not going to attract the straight men. also, i know being a youngshit isn’t necessarily 1:1 with being hsts, but iirc, “knowing” you’re trans earlier is associated with being hsts according to blanchard
>>43948278what if they were a young repper? you dont know
>>43948291what if they say “hey straight men, i’m a cis man, who wants to fuck me?”
>>43948298plenty of twinks and hrt “femboys” (trans women) do this
>>43948298The straight man thing is coping, literal cognitive dissidence because I started taking HRT at 22 and it sucks to accept that I will never pass
pride month flags are awesome for knowing which moders you dislike
>>43948311Sorry, meant to say saying I am a cis man is cope strategy
we should be able to keep the flags forever
I liked using the AGP one because funny but then I felt annoying
nahh theres something with these crows
mandem bov trait when peng ting got em cornered enquiring to see a moders ting
i wish i could have sex with women but vagina disgusts me and the rest of their body causes great anguish
>>43948362At least you don’t have to worry about the smell since our gock already smells like clean pussy. But I forgot most women don’t properly wasn’t their pussy so they smell like fish
I "knew" when I was 3 and still prefer girls>>43948324this plshow many years has it been now, 5?
i like it a lil tang ;p
>>43948376your penis should not smell like anything
>>43948376Wash*
>>43948349shouldn't have touched the ooze, brorly though be careful if they're acting sketchy, they will attack your shit if you're even remotely possibly threatening their young or look too much like someone who did before
>>43948389Literally impossible when it’s moist and uncut for it to not have any smell.
>>43948378yeah how come /pol/ gets flags year-round
>>43948405im in tact and you have a yeast infection
gay retard who repped on purpose award
The Islamic Moderate of Afghanistan
>>43948420me for a decade 11-21. it honestly felt really good until i was 18, the last three years hurt. i think the realization i wouldnt have kids because i was dysphoric and gay was crushing. i know a repper who will and is going to have kids though and his rep is strong.
>>43948417Lmao there’s no infection. My penis head is extremely soft smooth and a bit moist, if I get aroused I leak precum. It has clean clit smell.I wash it everyday because in general you shouldn’t let your genital smell be too extreme.
my dick smells like nothing
>>43948455You should check your E and T levels.Most trannies report change in their cock, suppressed T and high enough E causes it to change to gock.
>>43948402I feel like it's more than a coincidence at this point. I'm marked for death
>>43948472honscience
>>43948477Well the only way to tell for sure is a taste test, go suck a cis moid and suck off a tranny and report back
yeah E definitely made my dick smell better
>>43948490i would never give a troon head im not gay
>>43948724Dick is dick, and I like dick.You’re missing out.
>>43948724>t. gay man
i’ve never noticed my gock smelling like pussy even with good levels
>>43948779It’s at least got soft and more sensitive head right?
honscience or not, swear to fuck my balls started smelling like pussy after some time on E but my gock gets straight up FISHY now if I'm not cleaning it or I don't have the opportunity to wipe off after I pee, like I have partial coverage from atrophy and reduced flaccid size despite being cut and it traps stuff in there
>>43948769im a straight trans woman
>>43948490cism tastes kinda like a slim jim and tranny tastes like straight skin
you're all gaynot me tho
>>43948810not gay skin?
M O U T H F E E LOUTHFEEL
im lactating for no discernible reason
can i drink it or
closeted bi men
Should I get a hitachi wand for my gock? Which one?
>>43948853if you wanna broski
my dick skin thinner and i chafe easier
>>43948937>when you try to get off by fapping with your repressor death grip and just end up unable to touch your dick for a few days
I ordered the magic wand mini which is rechargeable. I used the original many years ago but that's too strong for dick stimulation imo.
sometimes ah pull on it so hard ah rip the skin
>>43948952it aint easy being me chuddy im moided to the core
>>43948178i want to see that drawing suck her own cock
I wasted my life now that I have enough money saved for FFS I can’t figure out how to even book it because I have no medical records of being trans and am horrified to say it to anyone. I guess I will force myself to ignore it about it for 4 more years and somehow not die then probably get obsessed with it again and fail again.
ffs ain't nothin you can't do yourself with a scalpel and a sander
/mmg/ backyard orchi + ffs chop shop when?
>>43949092I volunteer if someone would help me, I bought stuff to do at home orchi a few years ago but then the scalpel took way too much force to cut and I couldn’t get myself to keep going.
>>43948986Yeah I mean jerking off kinda boring.Now that my gock has a super sensitive head I’m hoping vibrations can make me cum. I could get a sleeve that attaches onto the head of the vibrator, but my penis head is very delicate so idk. Just going to use the vibrator and see how it feels.
>>43949108maybe if I actually go to nursing school I'll help you, but I let 99% of the commitments I make fade into nothing so dont count on it
chop shopnuts offsplittin your dick with a hacksaw
lowk my ballsack is more sensitive than my tip, at least at first. after i get my balls worshiped a bit and my shit start leaking the tip is a trillion times more sensative
>>43949160Have you tried vibrators? What about masculine toys for the penis specifically?
>>43948986I look like this and say this
>>43949178if i use vibrators i tends to lose sensations kinda quick, though i have gotten off with em before it just takes more work. i haven't used any onaholes nona.
>>43949092>>43949146call it the nutshack
>>43949178masculine toys like gi joes and hot wheels
>>43949365Nah, I’m talking about flesh light/ pocket pussy type products where you penetrate into.
>>43949048it’s so easy but you might have trouble with letters of support though i assume if you saved money you wont go through insurance. idk nona but you should make the call, you owe it to yourself
mom my made me play with dolls growing up to prove to herself that she was a feminist, despite her desire i only wanted to be a masculine child. forced into femininity while yearning for masculinity and then at puberty feeling those things swap is what did me in i think. thats when i became a tranny. yup.
is a chastity cage (ewww boomer sissy coded) or a fleshlight (ewww incel rapemoid coded) more fembrained?
im on a walk and the fabric of my shorts is rubbing the top of my penis in a good way. and since im on hrt i can cum and nothing will come and make my shorts messy
>>43949431my mom taught me that barbie and all dolls were anti-feminist and that the only good toys were gender neutral like thomas the tank engine and stuff. idk. she was weird
buy a dildo, but flesh light because if any cis woman got a penis she would want to at least try it out
>>43949435Chasity cage with vibrator, stimulate your clitty.
>>43949436you wont tho bc ur a pussy
>>43949436Does progesterone make you have random boners or able to get hard without direct stimulation?
>>43949461a penis is a penis
>>43949497I mean yes, but girl penis head is very sensitive. So you don’t need to apply the vibration directly to the penis, it can be nearby, for it to be pleasurable.So you can from vibrations hitting your Chasity cage. Since your gock will be soft it will be like stimulating a clit.
a penis, by any other name, tastes just as sweet
test
my dead beat the piss out of me anytime I did anything remotely effeminate up until he died around 7I dont know if I was a tranny from the get go- or him turning it in like a taboo did me in... either way ill still up to his grave to talk about how my tits are always sore now
my breasts havent been sore for like a year
>>43949607You need to play with them more
also you should fuck your dad
Please don't hate me for being sick. You know who the real me is, don't let who I became taint that. You know I never wanted any of this. The real me will be back one day.
like my hero pomne, i gotta pee!
>>43949633who is the real you
being a tankie was fun, but i'm 28 now. it's time to be a lib and voot.
>>43949756just join the dsa
>>43949769i'm not welcome at my local chapter anymore
it you are not a neolib by 25 you ngmi
i’ve got like 7 months to become a fucking ghoul
>>43949844I became a ghoul in 7 months of taking hrt....
ghoulmaxxing
>>43949792based
>>43949860i’ve been taking it for over a year and a half and still don’t think i’m too ghoulish
>>43949792are you the one who raped someone at a dsa meeting
i have to wear those thin construction sun shirts for field work for the next several weeks and my shit is too visible in them but i don't want to wear a shirt underneath because that defeats the purpose
>>43950047first of all it wasn't rape, and it wasn't at a dsa meeting it was at her apartment. i just knew her from dsa
>>43949413i’m aware, i’m making a joke
>>43950087i retract my previous statement
>>43949959Mostly a reflection of my mental state
you grope one demsoc foid and everyone loses their minds
>>43950113that’s what neoliberalism does
>acquaintance i went to one semester of a club with 6 years ago sent me a meme about me being a white boy do i come out to him for the bit?
>>43950219yeah if you post the reaction
I hate that most of the trans books out there are about FtMs. I want t4t romance novels. Maybe my calling in life will be to fill this void?
>>43950232okie dokie. he lives at the opposite end of my time zone so it’s not like it really matters lol
for some reason i dont think you'll do anything with ur life
but i'm still young
in many ways doing nothing with your life is the ultimate use of it
ouppygirl sniffed my butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67O9UR8YB9c.......how sad
she liked my shit smell better btw
>>43950265i won’t
>>43950248even the t4t tag on goodreads is littered with ftms, there's no escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dosQWJ9ORHQ
>>43950317i need this irl
>ouppy gone>princess gone>doxxmoder gone>tumblrmoder gone>lia goneit’s amazing how much turnover this gen has given they manmoders are supposedly doomed to mode forever
make the moder thunderdome
growing up is when you learn ouppy was multiple people
ouppy never left ouppy has been humanmoding ૮∩˃˕˂∩ა
>>43950339chuddy is probably kicking all of our asses in the mode dome
i could beat chuddy ezbros got no athleticism, no muscle tone, NOTHING
>>43950348bumpmoder was definitely multiple people but i’m pretty positive puppy is the same person every time
>>43950232it is done o7
literally every named poster is just me doing a bit
what kind of hat would a moder wear
>>43950417pack it up trainmoder
>>43950406made me cringe ngl
>>43950419what kind of hat would a moder wear
>>43950435my bad. i’ll try to do better for you next time, achilleanmoder
>>43950406wow
>>43950330>fucked>raped>fucked>fucked>married (fucked)
please don't think i hate you or didn't love every second we spent together
>>43950480wait, lia’s wife still uses mmg?
please stop posting about me
>>43950482
a trans woman can still be a quirked up white boy sometimes
>>43950477riveting, right?
those are the best kind
>>43950387૮ ´> ˕ <` ა only a few times did ppl try and pretend to be ouppy, but ouppy was ouppy most of the time
>>43950330im not going anywhere :c
women always make things about themselves
>>43950539are you one of the people i mentioned or a newgen character?
I must really be a woman then, because I'm the most selfish person on Earth
>>43950558im just a nona, a simple nona v.v
how do i move to a city
>>43950571be rich or have friends
>>43950571you go to it
>>43950571i don’t know, i’m still 13 mentally
I wish I gave you what you wanted
>>43950330i've been here for years and will remain for many more
bump
>>43950600maybe the real problem is the people who tend to become “characters” tend to be the type to leave pretty quickly
૮ • ﻌ - ა
>>43950571you just rent an apartment and go there
>>43950508how long did you hesitate pressing send on the last msg
>>43950612i have my own bit but nobody cares
>>43950618>>43950575can i live with you
>>43950627yes but you won't like it
>>43950627Moderhouse when....
>>43950627Sorry nona, I live right outside the city and take a train or bus in, so technically not in the city
>>43950629>>43950632let's do this
>>43950636where
>>43950636which city? i'm east coast
>>43950619a matter of seconds, given they were both sent at the same minute
okay east coast which city
we’re ALL moving to hoboken
can we go to ashland
I'm near Philly and Baltimore (DC close enough too?)
it's safe to move into my house, you will not be eaten if you move into my house.
You fucks dont come near my hoboken , go to jersey city or smth
i'm voting for hoboken
>>43950679>don’t come near hoboken>go to [city near hoboken]???
oh noooo theres only one bed guess we have to share fuckkkkkkk
who up hoboken they shih
>>43950699its technically not a city~
can we carpool to the corpse flower in rhode island
>>43950636you gonna get raped then kicked out
>>43950707jersey city isn’t a city? it’s the second most populous city in the state, the most populous city in the densest county, and has city in the name
Go start the polycule in Chester NJ, they could use some culture, plus it'll probably feel like home for the southernmoders
>>43950727i don't wanna be in a poylcule you gay italian
>ChesterDamn that's close to where I used to live. I was up in sussex county back then
you east coast niggas are foul
ayy tone
>>43950724its technically a satellite city. New jersey is too density populated to have anything considered a "true" city Everything is so packed together in the northeast section that we're pretty much like a mega city
cheating > polyfaggotry
>>43950738I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A SUSSEX BOY(WOMEN)>>43950733fuck you im mono
mono won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HixmSdFHb90?t=6m15s
>>43950747truuuue
cheating is fun to do
>>43950777trips of truthcheat on your bitch NOW
i'm available and ready for anyone to cheat on their hon with
>>43950746it’s so weird finding out how strange nj is in that sense. like my tiny random suburb is more dense than portland iirc, because nj was a trillion town that are all like single digit square miles
>>43950753>I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A SUSSEX BOY(WOMEN)Why me and who am I? I don't want you confusing me for a specific person here
>>43950767damnit, my attempts to timestamp failed. skip to 6:15 for my very funny joke
is bugs bunny hsts or agp
kill yourself or go to new jersey? you can only choose one
>>43950810agamp
>>43950797i’m guessing it’s either jerseymoder thinking you’re delawaremoder or delawaremoder thinking you’re jerseymoder
>>43950811go to nj.... at least it's not a flyover
>>43950789 yeah, towns a v/strange here. Mine has like over three times the amount of corpses than there are current residents because the entirety of the county seems to dump their dead here.>>43950797Ugh, i assumed you were the ex jersey moder now turned vaguemoder\DEmoder
>>43950810yeah, probably
>>43950828the great thing about that is you can do the ol’ “you know, no one who lives here is allowed to be buried here” jokes on everyone
has anyone ever gone on a road trip and decided to honmode the whole time because you're far enough away from home that you'll never see those people again anyways
>>43950826>>43950828Ok I'm one of those but how did you know I was from sussex!
no bro
tfw no moder gf to watch the classic 2003 film "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" starring Bugs Bunny and Brendan Frasier with
Sussex boys have a particular cadence to their thought processes. Also my grandparents had their horse farm up there, I was there often to help them tend to the livestock
>>43950852i cant drive i dont know how
>>43950852i’m too much of a hermit to do that
the time we spent together was amazing and i will never forget it. but your mental health doesn't excuse what you did to me. you pushed and pushed, when i had no pulls left. i couldn't even roll. i loved you, and i can love you again. you just need to get better. i'll be waiting for you. xoxo pom
>>43950866not trying to mm4mm, but i’m very down to watch looney tunes back in action with any moder who would like to
>pomni pee porn
>>43950916*cums*
“i’m not like other girls: i have a penis”and other epic r/traa memes that will make your whole polycule giggle with delight
i'm not like other girls: i'm a dude
>>43950886u must be really stupid even monkeys and rats can drive
you know what would make me cum rn?? A working FC that doesn't go into DFU mode the moment its on for longer than 10 seconds
I'm not a girl
i'm a manmoder and i'm barack obama and i'm gay
get her a working fc
i'm male actor michael penis
I actually vomited thinking about what I did to you. I'm such an evil selfish coward.
>>43951143what did you do
¡transbian Febfem reraped by primatomorphic, fetid Manbeast!
Your fursona's a child that's getting fucked by a wild pedophile
I am a domesticated pedophile
Who's guilty like the Jews in the crucifixion of JesusMurder the heathens
I can't cum
>>43951237wya
Call me your/highness
I dont think I beat my shit for over 2 months atp
>>43951237You gettin’ splitin’ fuckin’ halfBy Rape-Hon, the Ogre-Man's wrath
i don't even remember what my penis feels like
la france
>>43951229I strangle you with the organs of rioters
I dont think I beat my wife for over 2 months atp
i think i need to see a dentist
bloody like menstrual Cycles, my girl cock blasts open
my Dick put you in a Coffin
im a dentist open up
>>43951143¿where ya Titties at?
>>43951271they mustn't be innocent protesters
https://youtu.be/mzHZzSfAM8Iget it right there in the bedopen up your legslet me beat that pussy red
give it uplet it burn
i tend to imagine that the new jersey meme is because mods know where i post from and are attempting to get me to show my ass cause there’s no way so many moders in this gen live in new jersey.
new jersey is a shithole and what's going on is there are like 2 people in the thread from there and they just won't shut up about it
I can't wait until I move to the south this winter to become even more isolated
im going jersey shore, bitch
>>43951533where
>>43951533if you're moving south just kys to achieve a more desirable effect
>>43951537which one?
>>43951540One of the Carolinas, most likely SC.
almost all of my relatives here have since moved to NC
if a moder was megnant with your child would take responsibility?
>>43951575no
>>43951553snooki
im so manly my face is manly and my teeth are crooked and i hate my stupid smile that reveals my mannish jaw and my stupid mannish lips and my hunchback and mangut and manboobw and manhips fml
>>43951603snooki
deserved
>>43951608why
i look like a twink
i look like a bald unc
i dead ass look like carl if he took vitamin b12 growning up
i dont want to say what i look like
bad
i straight up look like some random ugly ass cismoid
metalhead faggot with tits
>>43951681i look like this
>>43951681meee
>>43951681omfg you bitches need to find your own mansona, I called this like 8 posts ago
idk about you losers but I'm hot
Id be hot still if I didnt get on E
i have a cavity and i can barely breathe
does your mansona have to be a cartoon
your mansona can be anything
no, just not long haired or sex change carl, I got dibs~
i'm meatwad
im chris stapelton
nathan explosion
snooki
i am adolf hitler commander of the third reich
the fresh and lovely tact of this gen
is anyone dave mustaine yet if not ill claim
>>43951776omg hi
>>43951681>>43951676based and goals
>>43951776
>>43951749
I'm Bashar al-Assad, president of Syria and secretary general of the Arab Socialist Ba'ath Party.
>>43951803:3
>>43951803i want to FUCK this cartoon
new >>43951816
anyone else excited for the minions meal at wendy's my wife said i can get a large minion shake if i do all my chores this week
