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>embrace failure, enjoy the processo-okay....
drinking heavily!
>qottbuilding myself a retirement planning tool that isnt enshittified
>>43949283never retire just keep working and try progressively less hard
>>43949297nah im following the npc life planwant comfy endgame
Titty thursday?
>>43949297>never retireI wont have a choice. I'm expecting the complete collapse of society within the next 20 years.
>>43949307Its Femboy Friday.
>>43949283I need a retirement tool that is actually painless tbqh
i thought it was fuck off blobby friday
>>43949310I don't think a retirement planner will help with that
How do I cure SRS OCD? Why can’t I be happy with my benis?
>>43949374ngl i didnt realize how complicated this was and i also didnt realize how bad i was doing at it lmao
if I make it to my 70s I'm just winging it maaan
>>43949446How do you plan for retirement without knowing when you need to die?
>>43949467im guessing the game is to plan as though you're gonna live to 100 just in case so you dont end up starving to death idk
I jerked off and had another drink and made dinner and ate and had another drink and I want to cryI can't masturbate anymore I cum and I just lose all will to livethis doesn't happen when I'm with someoneI'm so fucking lonely I shouldn't have eaten anything then at least I'd be sad and skinny
>>43949499thats dumb, you will end up never enjoying the benefits of retirement, plan to die at 80
>>43949572wdym isnt the intention of the plan to have enough to enjoy it lol
>>43949572my nan is about to turn 100
>>43949602spending so much time preparing when youre likely gonna die 20 years before then is just a waste, ur gonna work till you die
>>43949622well shes one of the lucky ones, but personally id rather die than be a vegetable
>>43949446my plan goes something like 'planning to retire at 100 then uh oh I have medical expenses to pay soon hmm'sometimes I think about how many old ppl end up homeless or in a facility yehhopefully they have good internet ig
>>43949646Good girl keep your trip on
>>43949637she's seriously healthy. goes out with the other ladies in the retirement community all the time, never had even a health scare really; only thing wrong with her is her eyes don't work all that well but they're good enough for her to live alone. and she still has the energy to grumble at me to get a haircut every time I see her.
>>43949627i dont think so at the momentplan is to retire between 60 and 65 depending on how investments doif things stay on track for the family i might switch to part time contract work earlier than that>>43949646i also want to be able to take care of the ppl in my life so we can all be confywon't feel right enjoying my twilight if they're suffering yk>>43949667are you evading rn tsk tsk
>>43949680No.
I have a government job and wfh and don't do much, what am I even supposed to retire from? I guess I wouldn't do it until maybe 30 years from now but the whole idea feels weird now.I'll never have a big retirement party with all the coworkers you know? It'd just be like ok, she's 65, not gonna be responding on teams anymore. Are we still going to be using teams? What the fuck.
>>43949781how do you prefer to take your leisure ?
>>43949794The vast majority of my day is leisure already, I don't even know. I browse 4chan and play video games and watch youtube videos and keep the work laptop nearby in case. That's my day. Sometimes I go shopping in the middle of the day without letting anyone know and if there's an emergency reply on my phone that I'm looking into it. I did all the same stuff before we were wfh I just played older video games or things on my phone since I was in the office and not at a good pc. But going to the office was a differentiator. I have no desire to go back but now it's just in bright red relief that even if I do retire the only material change in my life from now until I die is going to be that I'm not gonna be paying attention to a teams chat and fixing trivial IT things a couple times a day in 30 or 40 years. It's really just kind of disturbing.
>>43949229iunno, I want to get up to like 40k steps a day if possible, I've done just over 30k before but it killed mealso losing weight, I want to lose at least 30lbs this summeruh... I kinda signed up for a third grad program so that could be interesting ig>>43949667??>>43949680waow, u don't want enough for one life but two or more, so greedy tbqhfair tho, I should get more serious about that sort of thing, but also wouldn't want to saddle someone else w/ my medical expenses, such is life
>>43949849huh ngl im mentally occupied like 90% of my work day you got a sweet gig anonim looking forward to having all my time to explore media and gayms with elfibuild stuff i find interesting for funid love to have the space to have a workshop and play with cnc i want to learn about hydroponics for growing foodi want to learn how to build a solar array id like to try baking bread with all of the different types of grain from fancy farms i mill myself specifically for whatever recipe..>>43949886>so greedy tbqhnaw ill never be wealthy but they deserve stability if it can be had, we float together or we drown
Can Pring ever lose???>>43949904
Is this lynx tarballs
>>43949886You are posting off trip
>>43949912>you got a sweet gig anonI know it seems stupid-obnoxious to even complain about it it's just like I find I have no direction or purpose. I guess for people with real jobs there's a certain purpose in the work as well as in looking at the light at the end of the tunnel of not doing the job anymore but I feel like my life now is just how it's gonna be for you in retirement. Like I tinker now and again with little hobbies and what have you but on the whole it's just kinda...chilling for the rest of my life, and I think that's what retirement is.It's very fortunate, I'm very fortunate, but for whatever reason it's hitting as disturbing right now. It's like I finished life and there's nothing left. I don't like this feeling at all.
>>43949966are you disturbed at the ease of it or at your lack of curiosity/interest to explore?
>>43949886U know what would help u get ur steps in? Getting a dog or a pig, just some kinda animal u can walk
PIC RELATED ITS MY RAPING LOOK AT HOW I DONT LIKE ITI SWEAR I DONT LIKE MENS DICKSPLS MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME ITS NOT BECAUSE IM GAY
>>43949977Actually I'm reflecting on it and I think I might just be depressed since right now in this moment all the stuff that I like doing that's supposed to be rewarding and fulfilling, that's usually rewarding and fulfilling, doesn't feel that way. I'm pretty sure I could be depressed with a less cushy job so I'm going to count my blessings.
>>43949912well yeh greedly like tongue-in-cheek u want so much out of lifefair tho, hope u get the stability and life together u hope for before retirement>>43949958is that so? why do u think that??
>>43950033You are the only one posting with that flag.
>>43950014oh yeh, I mean I can see what u mean...for me it's more like the physical pain and exhaustion that get me, rather than the lack of habitiunno, like especially I'm terrible at building muscle and supporting all the weight in a way that doesn't end up hurtinglike it's probs related to my poor metabolism and neuropathy, might even be beginning neurogenic muscle atrophy due to neuropathy, but who knows>>43950057I mean iunno about that...I think pretty much everybody that really knows me knows when I post, and if u don't then u probs don't really know me or see the world I do
>>43949958>>43950027>>43950057samehomosexual?
>>43950166Googled the image. It's from 8kun
>>43950151Yeh makes sense, u should get a dog or a pig anyways they're cool
>>43950209yeh I guess, mebbe it could talk to me and give me daily affirmations, or at the very least guilt trip me to try harder w/ looks of disappointment lmao
What trannyfags look like
>>43950285Me on the left>>43950237Do u have any animals? Cats? Bunnies?
>>43950309mee on the right with my big kawaii eeyees
Arbeit macht frei
>>43950344U do have big kawaii eyes desu senpai
>>43950360thx its from tumours :3c
had another two three drinks and a cigarette and ibuprofen and loud sad music and it's still not any fucking better
My date didn’t show up today even though we had a nice first date previously. I wonder if he fell asleep or something. I’m sad regardless.
>>43950472cannot imagine this happening to me and just being sad you must be unbelievably strong
>>43950489I don’t know what else I’m supposed to be. He was very sweet to me so I’m hoping he just fell asleep or something happened that would be a valid excuse and not just he got cold feet about going out with a tranny. If that were the case I would be much more devastated I think.
>>43950472:( Sorry that happened to you anon, maybe you should treat yourself to a meal you like or something. That's what I do when I feel like shit anyway
>>43950525>I don’t know what else I’m supposed to bemiserable, apoplectic, incensed, suicidal, breaking your belongings, self harming, depressed, suicidal>he got cold feet about going out with a tranny if it was about going out with "a tranny" in the general sense weirdly that would be less upsetting even to have that specification because for me if it wasn't "a tranny" but "this particular tranny" that would be more hurtful to mebut I don't want to manufacture a paranoid ideation where it wouldn't otherwise exist so sorry but I'm still hitting enter
wtf is happening in the ftmg thread. can someone explain who mike is?
Didn't someone here say something about restless leg syndrome and bipolar and ssris? Please could you say it again
>>43950552Sad includes miserable and depressed>>43950535I have like no food in the house so I’m probably going to order out like a degen yeah. I poured up a double in the meantime.
>>43950596>Sad includes miserable and depressedogh I think sad understates those other two things some but drink good about it
Team let's come together to workshop some real good ideas to convince pedro to preferably kill himself, or at the very least get him to leave here foreve. C'mon ya'll, it's for the community, it's a good cause
>>43950360where is from i need to know ;_;the style looks recognizable for some reason
>>43950567supposedly a discord of ex /ftmg/ desisters is spamming their thread
>>43950631ThanksI think the alcohol just made me feel manic but at least I’m not crashing out anymore.
>>43950804ik what that's like if you ordered food and there's some carbs in it that should bring you down ok and you'll be alright
>>43950855isn't schizo delusion and stalkish tendencies a prereq to being a dicksord mod?like that's what they ask in the interview right? "when were you prescribed antipsychotics?" "are you a sexual predator?"
>>43950855Tom Holland moderates mtfg discords?
fuck im dizzy
>>43949229went out with some friends in girlmode earlier and i felt like people were staring but it was somewhat liberating compared to the usual routine of hiding myself away in my room and rotting
>>43950669Bran from twitter. I dont remember her twitter handle tho sorry, its like pupn1k or aomethin like that
>>43950651upboating this tbqh
what is a Pedro
a miserable little pile of secrets
But enough talk
inside a bag of milk
and coins
>>43951110HAVE AT YOU
STOP
HAMMER TIME
YOU KNOOWWWW GOD WALKEDDOWN INN THE COOL OFTHE DAYCALLED ADAM BY HIS NAMEAND HE REEEEFUSED TO ANSSWER BECAUS EHE'S NAKEDA ND ASHAMED
mama dont know i play saints row
>>43951178yeah that's dope but writing in "no poo" is doth protest 2 much territory
>>43951179a face gouger, just what i always wanted :3
>>43951178>no obvious signs that they were spanked0/10 not good i dont like it
HE
he who controls the stones, controls the world
>>43951248I know why you did it but I would not have contemplate d fecal matter otherwise to begin with
>>43951248It is cliche but its also cute so like you shouldve done it
>>43951192Poopge has to spell it out because she often shit on its bfs dick
>>43951265The one on the left reminds me of Russell Brand
>>43951222has no grace
>>43951321>you don't interact much with gay men do you...I guess not anymore but I'm sort of obsessive about anal sex and don't do it unless my asshole is to where you could eat off of it and before I started transitioning I had many partners who were gay men soidk I just prefer my slightly depressing pornography still fantastic to the point where the theoretical poop is impossible even
>>43951346THIS KONG IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
>>43951346this kong is the savior of the white race
Does anyone remember when Paige talked about eating her own shit off her bfs dick and enjoying it.
>>43951357DEE KAY>>43951362babe how the fuck do i repond to that
>>43951375he can wipe the jews out when he needs to, and stretch his arms out just for u
i dont know this woman
guys seriously let's get serious about it what are we doing to fix the pedro problem we have here
>>43951396dont listen to her shes kissed me shes a lying fucking charlatan >you must wait 10 seconds before replyingHOOOOO im effin pissed off
>>43951407u dont know that >.>we should get 4chan premium so we can be awful together <3
>>43951413Ill never be a pass user I refuse to line the jannies pockets
>>43951420buy mee runecape
Just pretend to be Lia's friend a little bit. He'll buy it for you. He's a weirdo desperate paypig
>>43951431NOI dont even know why u play it looks so boring and gay
>>43951439Nah Lia is kewl :)
>>43951439no lia is nice >>43951443i like shitposting in 301
ok but i am a bit of a weirdo lets be real
nini gang be good
>>43951478thats good tho
>>43949229how do i ask my family to use my trannyname and refer to me as a womanshould i do it at all?only my youngest sibling doesn't know. everyone else is already aware I'm trans and on hrt and wanna eventually socially transition. and they are all supportive, but. im just so ashamed. i hate myself for being a tranny. how am i supposed to take myself seriously when i know i look male. its genuinely delusional to think im a woman in any capacity when i look and act like a male. and it feels wrong to force everyone else to affirm my delusions. but it just hurts so much i feel like im rotting from the inside out. so i dont know what to do anymore
>>43951567>hbox.jpgidk maybe if you played some melee w/ me you'd achieve the confidence to assert positively to your loved ones that if they love you they need to respect who you are even if it's hard and counterintuitive and requires them to completely reconfigure communication heuristics they've had with you your entire life and that's deeply uncomfortable but it's what you do when you love someoneespecially if you play fastfallers
feelin pretty racist at the moment. can't decide if i should put on an asmongold vod or nick fuentues vod ughughugh
>>43951634improve yourself. read some evola
Is it normal to take a day off from being a Tranny? Doesn't happen often, but some days when I ain't got shit to do I kinda just drop the larp. I piss standing up, i put on some boxers spread my legs, scratch my balls, don't try to force the faggcent when i talk. Think we all deserve a day off from time to time idk
>>43951265Is this kat lmaoThe lighting is exactly the same
>>43951709I piss standing up every day because it’s kino
>>43951709>I piss standing upi do this regardless? maybe that's your problem, like you're fatiguing yourself from troonery by performing in a context where it's irrelevant
>>43951612i never played melee i just thought it was kinda funny and fittingits not really their fault and its not because they dont respect or love me enough, im the one avoiding it all, im the one that finds having that converation uncomfortable. and its because im avoiding it that they try not bring it up or push me in any direction. i know its retarded i dont know why im like this
>>43951478Yep weird sissy racist sexpest
>>43951737if anything not being racist stands out more around here
>>43951725maybe if you started playing melee you'd achieve the confidence to [the rest of my post]it's an uncomfortable conversation. the question atp now is just whether living life male or doing all the insane amount of work (including the social agony) not to is MORE uncomfortable not to
>>43951714>>43951718>when no one is around to judge me in my private moments I do things only males do.when ur such a trendie u don't even kno when u self report this hard. lol, lmao even
Good nap. Good nap.
>>43951756sorry babe I'm not insecure enough to self regulate every imaginable thing I do to pass. this is on the same tier as divesting yourself of lifelong hobbies because they're too implicitly masculine. stupider, evenI have the relevant anatomy, with its attendant advantages and difficulties; I deal with the latter, I appreciate the former. it is what it is.
>>43951783Agp!!! Agp!!
>>43951783oh don't worry babe you being a massive trendie doesn't effect me one way or the other. it's just really, really funny. you sound super secure about it too (lol!!)
>>43951806shuh yo bih ahh uhh ong frfr
>>43951794who isn't>>43951806let me ask you and this is a serious question. I don't mean to be combativedo you experience psychic despair because you will never be pregnant?
>>43951756If I were a cis woman I’d want to be able to piss standing up and so I piss standing up.
My life sucks right now. Got a real bad case of intermittent explosive diarrhea, and I've already destroyed and soaked through a good pair of panties and PJ pants, and I'm sure the foam padding in my chair is just forever trapping some of the remains. Just a terrible day :(
>>43951853the computer chair is toughwhat did you eat I'm swearing it off forever
Being a tranny sucksDo cis women get ghosted on second dates without explanation:(
>>43951884yes. and so do cis men. hell is other people. dating is miserable and wack. "embrace failure" as the op says because failure can't be nullified
>>43951900I don’t really understandI don’t deserve this
>>43951925like 65% of everything is undeserved desu
>>43951884>>43951925It's called post-nut clarity, and it's not that difficult to comprehend. He jacked off before the date, and had a clear mind to not proceed. It all checks out.
My White dad coughs from hitting the bong;"hail Caesar," says my mom. (What?)Interracial marriage isn't wrong.
>>43951925life feels no particular obligation to reward you for your virtuesometimes it's just the book of job
>>43951937I know It just makes me incredibly sad okayFuck you
DA://WOKE.MIND.VIRUS/
>>43951947>>43951932Yeah :( it still sucks though
>>43951956yeee im sorry :(
think tomorrow I'm gonna buy some marshmallows and cheap ass chocolate and graham crackers and toast the marshmallows with a lighter and eat smores on the porch
>>43951956just know that if that anon is right and he ghosted out of post nut clarity it means you're hot but he's transphobic, which means he wasn't someone worth being with and you're hot. so on the whole, not bad right?
>>43951982He’s not transphobic he’s sweet but I understand that he’s “straight” and has never met a tranny before he’s probably confused. It just sucks for me:
>>43951990yeah 100% post nut clarity. he prob freaked out going out in public with a tranny freak and didn't want to be seen by someone he knows and called a faggot, when he just wanted to stick his dick in your holes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ecB57jFhI:)
>>43952114i want shimp now
>>43952135I'm not! I'm actually really attractive :)Also look at my cats, they are very epic!
>>43952154v epic cats :3
>>43952137One of my fav foods, haven't had shrimp in a hot minute ugh>>43952157Thx they're rly sweet, I'm about to give them some snaks...
>>43952165luckily shimp is cheap here atm i should get someu should get some when u next can :3give em a lil extra snacc for me :3
>>43952135Rooty is a sweetie pie fuck u
>>43952173They're gonna go to bed with rly full bellies :)
>>43952067Man being a tranny fucking blows Whatever man at least I have beer
>>43952235good bebs :3
titanfall time :)
>>43952325I didn’t want to date him I just wanted to kiss him and maybe suck him off okay you don’t have to be mean
get the frick out of here maiq nobody wants to frott with you shoo, scram!!
>>43952335bro he didn't want to kiss a tranny that's the whole problem. kissing another dude is hella fucking gay. getting your dick sucked off on the lowlow though, that's fine. ngl you most likely spooked him trying to do too much fag shit and not enough, yo let me brojob you bro and i won't tell nobody type shit, cause that's all he wanted
The pearls. Where are they.
>>43952491in lia's testicles
it's still quite funny to me how pedro setthed that maiq had no interest in chasing him lol
>>43951709I piss standing because it’s efficient and more hygienic. Piss doesn’t spray everywhere like it does out a fanny.
Also I’ve spent the morning listening to doja cat sing songs about her vagina.
>>43952774piss splashes out of the bowl when you're standing, you don't know what you're talking about. just sad to see all these trendies peeing like the males they are still. peeing while standing up truly is the litmus test of the true trans, the shopping cart theory if you will. sad!!!
>>43952789Not if you’re aiming it fuckhead. You think I don’t know how to piss?
>>43952805i know you're a stupid faggot who won't watch because you can't admit you're wrong, but i'll link it anyways. also you're a fake transhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3OMna-pwAc
>>43952771who the FUCK is pedro
>>43952840seriously? lurk the fuck moar newfag
>>43952850ive been here for many many years fuck off
>>43952814I’m not gonna watch it because it’s probably as stupid as your opinion. Sitting is performative femininity and irrelevant. I bet you only wear pink clothes too? I bet you have a MLP keychain too
>>43952860>I’m not gonna watch it predictable also didn't read any of your posts past it. go back to /gaygen/ you larping faggot lmfao
are there chastity cages that work post orchiectomy? I want to be caged and plugged
i got 45 followers on soundcloud so suck my dick you stupid bitch im pulling numbers
lets play a bord gameim bordi win
>>43952945I just want a cute femcel so i can hold her
dya reckon i could get a clandestine orchie
>>43952954I'm a femcel. The cuteness is a wip tho.
>>43952992Pedor ur an incel who trooned out to try an get laid and that failed bro
>>43952964I been thinking abt just cutting them off lately
>>43952998Larp larp sahur
>>43952999ive had that russian channer who recorded her diy orchie and posted it in my mind all week
>>43953010U think I could Livestream on yt or discord?
pedro prefers to get paid in tacos
>>43953025You got me.
>>43952865Don’t lie. You sound very insecure.
heritage thread https://archiveofsins.com/lgbt/thread/43674150
sleeping in my car with a fren
the vaguer, the better...
Men suck at sex lol wow
>>43954158Ship equivalent to liking water
>>43954205You need water to live
>>43954205yes :3
>>43954217Ok soda has to water buddy. Don't try to brainwash me with your woke hippie antics>>43954220Turn that 3 the other way around cowboy
I ship salt and pepper
>>43953650what the fuck >>43683168
I think my creepy stalker broke into my house and stole my favorite shorts to sniff and jerk off into
you ever take a shit and it feels like diarrhea but it's perfectly formed and a one wiper and you're like??? rectal nerve endings what're you doing?
How we doing today fellow troons?
>>43954459
mooooooom pedro is posting his fetish shit again
any bmi above 20 for a tranny is fat and gross and even that might be pushing ityou need to be as skinny as fucking possible so that the sheer fragility of you takes away from your inescapable masculinitypersonally I hope to get to where my doctor flinches when she sees my torso
How long do orders from symphony labs take to ship? Mine still says paid after 11 days
is it just me or is there not a lot of self improvement talk in this thread?
>>43954671starve yourself until you look like you just stumbled out of auschwitz is legitimate self improvement advice
>Asian K@t "whitoid HONS will never pass like a beautiful SEA princess such as myself"
>>43954671wdym i was just talking about retirement planning for like 40 min last night
Tempted to buy two smoked turkey legs for me and ness to feast on like we're fat nobles but ive never cooked turkey stuff before. Do u even have to cook it, since its smoked?
So how long am i meant to soak my cast iron pan? Trying to get the burnt on stuff off and its been like a day in soap water and it doesn't seem to help. Maybe i should some steel wool on it.
>>43954927how did you burn something in a cast iron pan did you not season it? you may have to wire wool it which will really fuck it up then use something else finer to sand it down and then season it again
>>43954973i just tossed the bacon in on high heat i let the bacon juices fry it
>>43954927>soap wateryou fucking re...ah, the trip, carry onreal answer, buy some pot scrapers. they're just generally useful kitchen items if you cook regularly and at high heats. it actually shouldn't take more than a rinse if you use these but idk maybe you're melting adamantium in there
>>43954977should not have burned in a seasoned cast iron pan
>>43954927reddit would hunt you down and kill you for this post
>>43954985what do you mean season like salt and pepper?
why are bongers so retarded
>>43954993well that explains a lot
why whytee peepole no seesonz dey foodsnsheeit?
>>43954993:^)
>>43955002>>43955045did i do bad? Did google search lie to me?
>>43955062nice bait but a bit old
>nobody answered my turkey leg questionWell fine then I looked it up apparently u dont need to cook smoked stuff but im gonna throw it in for a bit to warm it up. Would be really funny to get some mead to go with this for full fat noblemaxxing but desu neither of us rly like mead or wine
>>43955113it should say on whatever you're buying if it needs to be cooked, smoked can mean smoked for flavour or smoked to preserve it
>>43955136Last time I was at the store lookin at the turkey legs I didnt see anything abt cooking it on the packaging but maybe I wasnt looking hard enough. Im like 90% sure theyre already cooked tho
I"m stroking my erect FEMALE penis right now in a FEMININE manner as REAL FEMALES do
>>43955295Lemonade is dogwater lil gup
pedro why can't you just fuck off
>>43953650Looks like JannyJeet and Valentine have a special relationship. Disgusting, neither of them are even trans. They have no right being here, let alone policing what we post.
what's with these homies dissin' my girl why do they gotta front?
>>43954551Let me get a peek at those sissy ribs
just say what you want to say man
>>43955735every time I say what I wanna say they ban me from overwatch
>>43955786You aren't a woman if you don't main a healer
>>43954840sadhelp is always available for you
you ever feel sad that you don't feel bad? I was super fucked up yesterday and today I just feel fine and it's kinda annoying me. like I feel I should be wallowing but my mental health is too strong rn so I'm just fine
navy is the one banning people
phew finally some sane leadershipheh
>>43949229>QOTTNot much at the moment.I should get therapy, but somehow I can't make an appointment. Fuck my brain.So while procrastinating that, being at a very low point in my life yet again, I started hrt instead. A few weeks in, I noticed how I started to like myself at least a bit, which didn't really happen before. Feels like I'm much less horny as well. But heheheh... I like my slightly jiggly buds.Further, I had my first body hair removal session and... I've been very happy for the entire day - this is very uncommon.So kind of non-linear improvements in my general "plan" for the near-ish future, but improvements nonetheless.
ive decided to just start asking for money from the chasers in my dm’s… i see how girls end up selling pics and stuff so easily…
>watching cs2 major in bed with karaWinning so hard rn>>43955939Anythings better than the last janny
>>43955912have tried doing drugs? I was really depressed for a long time but I start smoking meth and it really helped also lost a lot of weight
>>43956139>>43955912Can also confirm, get on benzos anon. Itll solve all your issuesI miss being peak benzo skinny :(
>>43956233>>43956139given that I don't talk to doctors they're basically cops in lab coatshow do I get benzos
>>43954158>>43954205dont make me say it againill do it! caus I think it funny :3
>>43956233>>43956139>tfw thin no matter what amount of food I throw at my bodyI do use weed to actually induce hunger at the moment, because otherwise I'd only eat every few days for a few reasons, while simultaneously, I have an insane energy demand to function during the day. Shit sucks a bit, but eh... gotta survive somehow.
>>43956271>iq gateMany such cases>>43956333Ive been using reta recenrly. Shits worked so well. Lost 12kg in 2ish months :)
>>43953650>>43954840>>43955329jellyfish#5449nvEeVdLBA8C trip codehttps://archived.moe/lgbt/search/tripcode/nvEeVdLBA8C/filter/text/page/1/
Hope u all have a very epic day :)
having an "operation epic fury" day
>>43956516hope u n uur kitties also have a epic day !!!1!
>>43956531Thx u too :)
>>43950472Guy never messaged me back he probably got cold feet about fucking a tranny, shame because he was cute and we got along well. Fuck my stupid tranny life or whatever. I’m hungover this morning too.
>>43956836Did he fail to cum or something?
>>43956842Read what I replied to? He never showed up for our date.
Is it pedo if I find lil watermark very attractive? He was 19 in this photo he was so beautiful.
Is it ok to do my first blood test 12 hours after my usual injection time? I usually do Sunday night weekly so I’d have to check on Monday morning
can you use retinol twice a day?
>>43957315Are there men in their 30s who look like this?
>>43956355>Lost 12kg in 2ish months :)be careful you dont get Ozempic face. what's your BMI now?
I just lose weight by counting calories. u_u v spartan I know
>>43957358zhou shen is 33 and looks and sounds cute ighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx3Ame5nhqM
>>43957741He’s not really androgynous in the same way plus long hair is cute
>>43957843hmmm I guess, like would u rather go on a date w/ him or look after him and make him a boxed lunch?he's a 33yo man btw
>gf says we can only buy smoked turkey legs and im not allowed to get more turkey than that
>>43958021nta but I would drop him off at play school while I go drink and smoke cigarettes and then come back and compliment his finger paints at the end of the day.
>>43958025why not chicken? Tastes much better imho
>>43958051Because they dont have chicken and turkey legs are massive, we're supposed to celebrating like fat nobles because we got approved for a house. Also fuck you buddy turkey is good
>>43958070>we're supposed to celebrating like fat noblesok for this its acceptable.
>>43958025but that way u can appreciate it and savor it more!>>43958042yeh he kinda triggers the maternal instincts nglbut I think most of that is just the stylists he has that build on his petite features
>>43958098Yeh its fat noble friday>>43958120I mean ig yeh, idk tho more food is always nice *slaps fat fuckin belly*
Well, after years of lying to myself, I started E last week. Thank god we can just buy it over the counter in my country. The only bad thing is we don't have injections, but I think I can get a prescription to cross the border and get a year's worth or something. I'm kinda scared of what's going to happen, but I was tired of just thinking to do it and never actually do it.
>>43958162true
>>43958181>in my countrydo share
>>43958250México, you can get practically all the popular anti androgens for cheap, I'm using Bicalutamide and I can get a month worth of it for like, 10 bucks. The expensive one is the estradiol, a tube of gel is around 40 dollars and it last less than a month. I don't want to do pills since I already take other medications in pill form, and the only injectable they sell here that is bioidentical are for birth control, so that's a no. I live near the border, so if I can get a prescription I can go to a Walgreens for injectable, but even in the private sector with a endo that is trans friendly the wait is like two to 3 months, and is expensive af.I work in tech, but still, I cringed last week when I bought the gel for how expensive and how little it was.
>>43958358>mexicans crossing into the US for drug availabilitybizarro world momentI know like 6 older folks go down your way for cheap GLP-1s a few times a year
>>43958419Life in the border is very interesting, you have Americans crossing for cheap health care and Mexicans crossing for things that are just not available here. Also, selling plasma. Doing it DIY is easy in México, but I want injectables because they are, even if I pay in dollars, cheaper, and I've heard more effective.
>>43958490>Doing it DIY is easy in México, but I want injectables because they are, even if I pay in dollars, cheaper, and I've heard more effective.yeah I've done monotherapy since like year 2 on hrt and if nothing else being able to just have the one thing a week makes life so much easier
>>43958025girl we poor ;~;
>>43958200i like this gif ty for poting it :3
>>43958667gm pooge hows it feel knowing literally no one likes u
why can't you get along
>>43958553poor? aren't you buying a house?
>>43958733give us the goss!
as you knowfart is pain
What does one actually need to do to be taken seriously as a woman? I explain a problem over and over and over again and I receive the exact same answer I've been recieving for ten years even though it is obviously false. It is very tiring and frustrating. Nobody believes me and thinks I am insane.
>>43958803you are insane
>>43958822aww you did beforewas he nice
>>43958518Yeah, but also, I was being a coward for a long time, so I just said fuck it one day and started using it. Let's see what the future holds for me, I don't even know if I want to change my name, or dress differently, I just know that whatever I do, I want to do it being a girl.
>>43958925better than the marvel guy you absorbed the soul of last time I guess
>>43958905>I just know that whatever I do, I want to do it being a girl.tan real chica. I remember the day I admitted that to myself it was like shrugging off a weighted vest
>>43958712Renting a house, not buying
>>43958712renting>>43958733with big fat old men lmao
>big fat old menhnnnng
I love getting ugly bastarded
>>43958803its simple really, pass. If you dont pass you wont be treated as a woman, youll always be treated as a tranny
yall gross
>>43959024don't shame, you like gross stuff too
>>43959030nah i like kittens and puppies and bunnies and hedgehogsyall projecting again
>>43959022>>43958803ah wait i misread. that. ignore me kekyeh its rough. im in a male dominated field and there are so many retards who assume im worse than them becasue womennot sure its doable unless you are just relentless
>>43959049you're dating a troon you can get off your high horse because some people are straight
>>43959049
>>43959066>t.boringposter
>>43959066nah i will never respect straggots lol >>43959078BNUNY :D
>>43959083seethe I guess that I think that's a double standard>>43959091ok we wont respect you any more then
Y'all haven't been down until you're in a motel 6 in the northeast industrial part of town with a cheap blonde wig on and mascara running begging the near-retiree who just came inside you to keep fucking you and beat you up a little because it's just not enough and you can't feel anything at all
*oouuglglgugh*>>43959102u never did thats the point lol
>>43959120I did actually and you're being a dick for no reason
me irl desu>>43959134>for no reasonnot big on reading r u bub?
>>43959066are they tho, if you really look idk
>>43959149point to the reason is it before or after you started calling me gross?
>>43959152yeah I am
>>43959156>pooge
>>43959182not pooge, the person that was talking to them, obviously
>>43958942I don't even know if feeling better is the E, or just not having to hide it anymore.Also, my wife is super on board, so I could not give a fuck about anything else.
>>43959173do you like men or women
I'm thinking of buying testosterone injections to increase libdo somewhat. but in a slightly higher than female range. Would this a bad idea? I'd be injecting low levels of testosterone (5-10mg weekly) and monothearpy levels of estrogen (5mg weekly)
>>43959200men obviously
>>43959213in mtfg? that seems kinda gay
>>43959230you're calling me a man then?
>>43959240do transgebers fit in the lgbt ?
>>43959253do you think being one of the letters of lgbt makes you gay?
>>43959261do you think it doesnt ?
>>43959279l yesg yesb dependst no, unless you are one of the other letters that makes you gay too
>>43959295would you consider yourself a queer anon
Mmmmm turkey leg...... *burps and rubs my fat belly*
>>43959300queer doesn't mean gay and no I'm not queer, no problem with people being queer, more power to you, I support people queering society and fighting against heteronormativity and cisnormativity, I'm just not queer myself
>>43959188then y r u talking to me?also heres pooge literally misgendering me and insulting my gf and u expect ME to be nice? fuck off>>43959207still old n gross then
>>43959335were you gay before transition
>>43959341I don't expect you to be nice to paige, misgendering you is horrible and I argue with paige a lot about stuff like that, but I didn't say anything mean to you, you just started being horrible to me and I just said glass houses we can all be seen as gross maybe don't be so judgemental and mean to me>>43959346no, ace, and I knew I was trans so early I don't remember not knowing
>>43959353does recognizing your dysphoria equate to the same thing as transitioning these are some fun brainteasers
>>43959367no it doesn't, seems easy that one
>>43959370was just curious where the mirror questioning would find its first edge !so when you realized you were straight did you find that confusing
>>43959404no, made sense
>>43959414i'm surprised, for someone who'd felt they hadn't experienced sexuality before seems like it would have been a crisis!
We're all faggots down here
>>43959425felt more like an ongoing crisis at least in part coming to an end wbu
>>43959353oh yeah u were being real nicedo u know literally anything abt me?say shit like that and expect someone to take offencedumbass
injection dayid19
>>43959431this
>>43959441always knew i was a huge faggot and it become core to my personality in the form of hiding and denial in order to stay safe
Taking applications for court jesters who can make me go heeheehoohoo while I eat my turkey leg
>>43959456you literally said that to us first I said don't shame us, glass houses, why insist you weren't just being mean
are there shirts that are like sports bras but looks like a shirt so people think you are wearing a shirt instead of a bra
>>43959495>straightsmaybe u have it coming lol
>>43959514see, you're just being nasty for no reason, did nothing to you apart from point out other people can think you're gross too so don't be so quick to judge and condemn
>>43959495>>43959514girls play nice or nobody gets to see the court jester
>>43959529never said i was nice babes :3>>43959538WEH
Anyone else only attracted to people who you love and love you back?
>>43959529>>43959550She's lying shes usually very nice. Literally calling the jester rn and telling them to go home
>>43959561yes :D>>43959575no im the forgotten angel, the castaway of godi am DarkNess >:3
>>43959550why pretend you had some good reason then if you just wanted to be horrible?
>>43959575well she's being a real ass today
>>43959589More like DorkNess, stop picking fights with "straight" trannies n eat ur damn turkey leg before I tell the jester to take the week off. Stop letting pooge get u all riled up, u always get agro when pooge is around
>>43959600ok look at it this wayyoure in a dark room and two people get into a fight, would u jump in?>>43959644fuckyoooooouuuuuuuuuuuu <3
>>43959662yeah I'd break it up or tell the one that started hitting me to quit it
>>43959678congrats, ur bloodline doesnt make it
>>43959702just say sorry
>>43959731no u>>43959737ugggghhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiiineonly topping caus wife told me to
*stopping
>>43959743>submissive top
>>43959743alright, I'm sorry for saying you like gross stuff without making it clear I mean in other people's eyes
lmao
>>43959743I didnt ask u to top i asked u to stop slow ur role there eager beaver I still got a turkey leg to eat no ones going inside my precious hole
>>43959760ok i acceptim sorry for being aggro>>43959778>>43959755DFDIFNODTGBHIUBJNGVIDJBRNIJHFIGUFNBHNOIJVTNBJYCFUHNTDORIGBYDRTUJNIODNBRIUGNVEURYBTVTSHUTUPbottom
>>43959794u_u accepted
>>43959794Mordecai Rigby stop having gay sex and get back to work
>>43959817we saw one episode babe pls im too old for this cant we jut have normal sex pls ;~;
so anyways hwats going on
>>43959856it is too hot innit
>>43959884we put the ac on earlier not as bad as couple weeks ago but not comfy at top of the day
the next thread should be about housing situationz
>>43959916like wat
wish I was still homeless actually
>>43959934why? the freedom?
>>43959981>>43959981>>43959981
