>>43947067qott: do you like feel this way about each other?prev>>43947067
Any cute 18 year olds here or is it all walled tripfags like usual?
>>43951189No I still can't believe she likes me back
which one of you is mike
>>43951208Seems like a rick larp to me
>>43951189hi mark
the red light video just made me want to make a mask. but i will absolutely give myself ultra cancer...>>43951082Thats my evil hungarian twin we've never actually met we were seperated at birth
>>43951189as a tranny it’s okay and i know my place, i’ll be happy with it as long as i make them a bit happy too,, rlly all i want
>>43951239Bleached brow bronya was so hot. I'm leaky. I'm stroking my shit.
>>43951239What did you say to me in the last thread bitch?
>>43951241Good girl
The hugboxing in passgen is insane, basically reddit now
>>43951239>Thats my evil hungarian twin
>>43951256mmggjjfhsjfhfjd thankyou anon,,, >w<
Goo Lagoon.
The game was garbage tonightQott: I have never met a tranny irl
>>43951272Are you hot?
>>43951266god bless hungary>>43951254sorry were you still trying to sound out the post when it got archived. i called you a mark>>43951253Ok>>43951277slimes spawn here at high rates. its good for grinding exp since the enemies are low level and easy to aoe down
Let's all agree that bronya's peri
>>43951279I've met a few ftm but never an mtf.
>>43951295can't argue with that!
>>43951279>>43951300Come to my room she is there
>>43951279Trannies are way more clocky and masculine irl than they are on the internet
>>43951287You're not bleached brow bronya. That didn't even have anything to do with you.
>>43951287My hair is nicer than yours so I must be doing something right you big gay slob.
>>43951189Not at all but I like mine. The fumble game has been extremely strong today. I think I got friend zoned lmao rip anon
>>43951322I don't like yassified pichu she's not sovlful
>>43951316I'll never be her. I'll never have even a thousandth of what she had. she ate so many mcfarms>>43951318it's not. but I love that you believe that! self love is so important
>>43951189No I love my tranners
>>43951287No slimes here unfortunately. There’s only this one guy who dresses up as Mario and drives around the promenade on a go-kart while playing Mario Kart music. Freaking nintendies
>>43951300Arent ftms rarer>>43951312You keep a pooner in your treasure chest??? Which integral must be solved to unlock it>>43951314To be fair I have seen some disgusting sissies but I don't count those since they clearly put no effort, literal beard etc. Also as a teenager me and my friends would prank some transvestite prostitutes at the beach but they were literally men with bolt ons and high heels
>>43951189The truth is the tranner aint gonna be small like that and its fine
>>43951341Wow you are hot
has anyone seen veronika
>>43951347>Arent ftms rarerI don't know. I've met at least three.
>>43951341Nice body :-)
>>43951356I am 6'4 as long as they aren't 6' it's like this
>>43951360thankyou >w<
>>43951361The bald ape?
>>43951378ty,,
goob ni
>>43951450Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>43951394mogs most here
I wonder why the usa wouldnt have Red light districts and legalized prostitution.And I had no idea some European countries are so okay with full nudity in certain public spaces. I do remember hearing about a club in Germany I think that has people stark naked and just having sex.As an american its nice to hear about the outside worlds traditions.
There's a good way to off-topic post and a bad way to off-topic post.
>>43951464Americans are retarded puritans who see sex in everything, nudity isnt an issue if youre not a coomer
I'm starting to think this mark guy is a repper even though I share a lot of opinions with the guy
>>43951208who is mike
just did all 5 of my injections>>43951484sex negativity is a good thing actualy
>>43951345do u like my first comic?
>>43951345i love him. he's free
But its nice to see the good and bad of other countries :]>>43951484This makes sense. Maybe its due to religion? I think if us Americans saw eachother naked more often we wouldn't rely on social media and filters :] just being comfortable in your skin
>>43951504You should name this comic, Clara On The Spectrum
>>43951546guy who only watched love on the spectrum:
I also heard of nude gyms. which makes sense because its comfortable and avoids getting sweat on your clothes.But im certain America is absolutely not ready for this.I mean imagine going to the gym, your a tranner trying to get fit. Then you round the corner and bump into a 5'4 Muscular dude packing a massive 4 inches soft. And against your will your body physically reacts and now its akward.>Just a thought
>>43951347where chi v of x is the indicator function of a vitali set
>>43951464i am glad you are staying aware of what life outside is like. it's really important and America tries hard to discourage it
>>43951504i remade this if instead of being about you it was about me
>>43951596forgot to edit the middle panel because im drunk
>>43951600you have to just change your name to clara now that's the only optionthere's actually a tranny around here that everyone calls clara the hun but it means something different here. but I do feel bad for her constantly being called the hun. i hope she's having a nice evening she's a drinker too
>>43951343Inspired stuff <3
>>43951576its surprising seeing some countries just have governments that care about them. But I have hope for the future of this country.
>>43951473
>>43951504Yes. This one is still my favorite from you though
>>43951625this is what it feels like when American hours start
>>43951614thinking about the future of America brings me a lot of hope too
humping my pillow right now
>>43951677The arts
>>43951189I feel like such a lucky dude
>>43951701Hello brungle
>>43951241sit down and shut up you desperate bitchfuck chasergenand fuck every pickme tranny in it
how do i know if my chaser thinks this about me? i'm scared that he doesn't even like me at all
>>43951343i like this one better
>>43951343cute
>>43951715
>>43951719i want to post this every single day but instead i smile and say good morning :) i hope everyone has a nice day!and i think that makes me a materially worse person than you. when you make it to heaven text me a photo of the food
>>43951743oh I'm sorry please don't be scared I'm a psychic it's a terrible occupational hazard
>>43951753
ok I will go to sleep now and goodbye. i was thinking about relationships and I had something i was going to post but then I realised that was fucking stupid. we can talk about it once I have a concrete conclusion on the whole thing I'm not looking for input from the hitler youth reject club. That was mean I'm sorry I'm sure some of you actually managed to get in they have DEI stuff now right
>>43951781im sorry i cannot hear what you are saying that wall is SCREAMING inside its mind right now and it's deafening
>>43951782something made you butthurt, B
>>43951782goodnight
>>43951786
I love that fat Jojo dog
i miss my choid
he doesn’t miss me
I miss my t word
>>43951241Based sex toy knowing its placeReminder to all trannies to take what they can get
>>43951504hell yeah awesome comic
>>43951343How do I get this fear out from my lil trannies mind?
>>43951868Same He was way too hot for me
>>43951913You can't
Make sure not to feed the wild goblins. If you do you create a dependent population and they begin to think of humans as a potential food source which causes problems down the line.
has anybody seen Rick?
>>43951943you don't look like that THOUGH
>>43951946
>>43951952BOYMODING. TODAY
>>43951953this Candy Detective will help me find Rick
>>43951957Stop skinwalking women
>>43951957what kind of tattoos do you want
>>43951957I don't think you've ever posted a woman I have any attraction to. We've got extremely different aesthetic tastes.
i can't wait until i can finally detroon
whenever i tie my hair back in a bun the thought of detransing into an eternal twink does cross my mindespecially now that im castratedbut then i remember how retarded and lame that sounds and keep being a tranny
I miss turn signal girl
>>43951989You look like you already did
>>43951995dumb little girl
hello again
>>43952006hehehe
>>43951978im not them and im not alt so i can't speak for them but i think it's a common sentiment that they style themselves to be unattractive to people. i admire the concept of aiming to be unattractive in a way you personally enjoy. i also have no interest in being attractive and compliments that are variants of "you are attractive" don't really do anything for me. it's a fascinating dynamic>>43951977my sister and i want to get matching floral shoulder tattoos, mirrored sorta, but idk. maybe some ferns to go with my nickname. if i were a man id get some cybernetic shit but i don't want to do that anymore.>>43951967i have never skinwalker anybody. they all skinwalk me>>43952008hi juno, your hair looks nice. did you change your haircare routine?
>>43952008woah hey girl. long time. how are you doin?
>>43951995me too, anon. sometimes being a gay twink sounds a lot easier than being a tranny that likes men, lol
>>43952000SEESEESEESEE THAT I'M RIGHTI'M NOTHING BUT A GIGAHONA LITERAL CARICATURE OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A TROONBECAUSE I'M LITERALLY THE EXAGGERATED WORST OF EVERY TROON COMBINEDNOTHING CAN FIX MEI LOOK LIKE A MAN
>>43952028girl please stop
>>43952028TRVKE NVKEM
>>43952025I should call her
>>43952015Aiming to be unattractive is equally as odd as aiming to be attractive. I like the default, the less someones trying to do anything the better. Just human please, all the extra is too much.
>>43952037SEESEESEEI LOOK SUBHUMAN I'M LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF REVULSIONI'M LITERALLY A CRETINOUS ABOMINATIONTHERE SHOULD BE STUDIES ON ME TO DOCUMENT THE LIMITS OF WHAT CAN BE CONSIDERED HUMANI'M NOT EVEN HUMAN I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT I'M NO LONGER HUMAN BECAUSE I WAS NEVER HUMAN I WAS ALWAYS A FREAK OF NATURE FOR NOT BEING A NORMAL PERSON I'M A FUCKING TROON I COULD AT LEAST HAVE SOME VALUE IF I WERE ATTRACTIVE BUT NOOOOO I JUST HAD TO BE A GROTESQUE FREAK OF NATURE A CRETINOUS ABOMINATION IT'S OVERI'M JUST A FREAKHON WHAT'S THE POINT THERE'S NO USECONTENTMENT IS ENTIRELY EXTERNAL THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS INNER PEACE IT'S ALL A SHAMHON HON HON HON THAT'S ALL I FUCKING AM A FUCKING FREAKHONIT'S GENUINELY OVER I'M LITERALLY A CRETINOUS ABOMINATION THE WALKING EMBODIMENT OF REVULSION YET I STILL GET PEOPLE LYING TO MY FACE AND HUGBOXING METHERE'S NO USE IN TRYINGI'M A GROTESQUE FUCKING GIGAHON FREAK MONSTER THINGI'M A MONSTERHON
>>43952047>I like the default>Just human pleasethis is just a different form of seeking attention via attractiveness though.if you want to avoid romance, sex, and attention, then unattractiveness can be a boon. i don't wear any makeup, style my hair, go to the gym or do anything to be attractive because who would i be doing it for? it's beneficial to be ugly and get 0 attention. it's important for hiding, which is the big goal.
>>43952008>>43952060u need to be on BLACKED
>>43952073Calm down roach
>>43952060do you ever do your eye makeup like you used to? i really liked the look of it on you. that sounds fun too! washington is a cool spot. much to do.
>>43952060Are you bi
>>43952025the amazing atheist wouldn't be able to handle the proof of God contained in this banana
>>43952025everything reminds me of him…
>>43952068I don't think viewing going to the gym as being for attractiveness is a good way to look at it. I guess some people have a problem with that, but they're wrong. You exercise for you, not for aesthetic reasons. You want to be able to hike taller mountains, you want to be able to climb taller trees. These things require exercise.
>>43952101>You exercise for you, not for aesthetic reasonseverything i do is for aesthetic reasons.
here’s one in the airport i think came out nice also, Deltarune in 6 days!!>>43952073assuming i wasn’t in a relationship, i would be open to it. as long as it payed a lot too.>>43952077i do sometimes, i just have the need to yet on this trip because im close with my friends. maybe when we go mini-golfing though. eyeliner is hard.>>43952079yeah i think so. i’m mostly attracted to women, and i usually on date women but im attracted to certain men with big dicks.
>>43952101i avoid exercising because it brings back some memories and feelings that make me panic and cry. unfortunately.id walk on a treadmill in my home if i had room, but public walks and going to the gym for a treadmill are out because id be stared at, judged, made fun of, kicked out, attacked, or killed if i made myself vulnerable like that outside. too exposed
he's literally me
>>43952121>assuming i wasn’t in a relationship, i would be open to it. as long as it payed a lot too.DROPPEDROPPED
>>43952130i mean why not desu. getting paid for fucking pornstars and some cheesy acting seems like a fun job
estoymoding hoy
>>43952130dropped? what does that mean?
>>43952123Do you really not have enough room for a treadmill in your home? I don't they're that big, it should be able to fit somewhere. When I go outside hiking I don't see any people even if I'm out 8 hours. Zero humans. If you drove you could get to places like that. Worth doing at least sometimes.
>>43952121i thought you had a boyfriend last i had heard? thats funny the second part suggesting hes hung. gj.
>>43952148i have a cis girlfriend
goodnight to men
>>43952162Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>43952147my tiny apartment is about 500-600 square feet and kinda cramped and awkwardly shaped. i also don't have a car unfortunately. at least i have my license, even if i don't use it. idk. i should leave the city i guess
nigga failed the rach test
>>43952158oh shit how long has that been a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d40LfGKL-hc
>>43952164Leaving the city might be the best thing you could possibly do. I'm anti-city though so I know I'm biased.
>>43952188like 2 years. i’m not sure where you heard i was dating a man? i just have a thing for big dicks, men aren’t really my thing
>>43951935Im man enough to try
>>43952205maybe i'm confusing you with someone else i guess
i should start watching toronto fc games
>>43952121Where you going?
>>43952195Why are all retarded chuds anti-city
>>43951554https://voca.ro/1jX0t4KdXSmJ
>>43952356Whatever may or may not be at the location indicated definitely doesn't belong to you and so I request you not go snooping.
>>43952347they hate culture and are weak
>>43952347he doesn't seem like a retarded chud. he seems helpful and kind to me
>>43952369https://voca.ro/1fiZ8phdUbEc
>if I don't agree with you, you're a chvdTrannies.
im not trans anymore. im a black mold colony given human form
>>43952398Who did you vote for?
>>43952384Think of the wasted weeks sailing. The hard work for you and your crew. Instead your time could be better spent kicking back with some snacks and a drink at home. Ah yeah, that's a much better idea. It's good you thought of it.
>>43952347because theres too many goddamn people and the city smells like shit n piss. and its too loud.
>>43952383He hates the city and calls us trannies
>>43952423there are many worse sins to commit
>>43952413https://voca.ro/1aHV0BwSmdIZ
are there any diapertrannies looking for a chaser
>>43952454Scram poop chud shoo
>>43952442Well I've heard from a reliable source that map belongs to the waste disposal guild. Nothing but trash there. They sail the trash over and dump it into a big trash pile. No adventure to be found, just sanitation engineers doing their civic duty. Better you pick a different island in your search for adventure.
20 minute video on the pronunciation of Anki
>>43952459fuck you normoid
>>43952475https://voca.ro/1f5eh25Iu90F
>>43952488Turns out the previous purveyor of rumors was in the wrong. The island has nothing to do with bimbos, quite the contrary. That's actually anti-bimbo island and everyone who lands upon it is cursed to never enjoy snacks again.
>>43952507https://voca.ro/181A0APJ3eHB
Debating whether I should go to this hardcore show tomorrow.
https://voca.ro/1af4L4DUCAmR
>>43952538https://voca.ro/17TjMxiQZuvg
>>43952524Oh fun, where are you sailing to? Might I recommend the coast of Stringleberry? I hear their namesake the strigleberry bush is in bloom this time of year and they can make all kinds of delectable treats from them. Or maybe the dire-poodle islands, wrangle you up a little monster.
>>43952568https://voca.ro/1hKY6Ae4CQfy
>>43952589Oh no no, you don't want to go to that island. Best forget about it. Where you should go is to the King Gribs joust. It's his 500'th year ruling and he's got the grandest joust planned, absolute must see. Basically all the knights you can think of will be there, probably signing autographs. He's booked all the best bards too to perform at the event. You've gotta go.
Fucking damn I'm craving some kissing and rubbing.
>>43952614Fuck off chodie
>>43952604https://voca.ro/1ox3hWkdnP3A
mommy eui
mi tink me gwan kill miself
Goodnight.
wait blobby was gloves all along? What the...
I miss my drunk discord tranny
>>43952669all drunks should fucking hang
i didnt piss the bed last night
>>43952686Good job stu
>>43952686You do that often? Probably all that bread you eat
>>43952686better luck next time babe
>>43952690ty :)>>43952693i never pee anywhere except in the toilet actually>>43952697what that means
>>43952671kys I'd do anything for her
>>43952693You piss bread often?
the freezer was left open all night :( should i kill myself
>>43952719thats not good everything inside is probably fucked desu
>>43952719Woooof. That's rough, bud.
>>43952722i just bought ice cream yesterday and i was going to eat it today :(>>43952723how are you going to make it up to me
>>43952728This gun has one bullet left and the safety is off. I'll just leave it here for any would be passerbys who maybe left their fridge open all night.
>>43952719should be fine depending on the amount of time spent open, the ambient temp, freezer temp, etc.what i'm saying is that it's within the realm of reason for it to be finedo you have a meat thermometer>>
There was a spider on the wall :(I had to kill it cause scary.
>>43952735*passersby>>43952740all the water inside melted
>>43952762You’re brave, I would of just let it claim the house and moved out
>>43952775Oh is it one of the attorneys general type? Funny.
Homosexual relations with girls of the transgendered variety
>>43952786I just got my shoe and hit it real quick lol.Funnily though, tonight is my last full night in this place.
What can I do about a receding hairline
>>43952856I've heard they sell refurbished ones on the cheap in Spain.
>>43952856ketoconazole shampoo, finasteride, minoxidil, microneedling scalp if that other stuff does not stop it.
good boymoder morning
A bad night. Can't bear to make it end though.
>>43952924Morning! >>43952930Night!
>>43951189
>>43951343yup
>>43952121woof
>>43952121>>43952158>transbian into blackedgeg
Wish I looked like this.
ive thrown out everything that was in the freezer. this might be a good thing bc most of it was never going to be eaten anyway
>>43952924Gorlami
I love getting attention from males
>>43952959>>43953154what’s up fellas
>>43953189Have a (You) for your troubles babe
>>43953208Thank u daddy!!
chasers i love you sm i wish i was laying in your arms rn i bet it would feel so warm and nice
telling trannies that I just want to cuddle then buttfucking them
>>43953248I want you in my arms
I want to buttfuck AND cuddle trannies
>>43952143>>43953248nah ur into blacked sorry
gotta stop doing complex self harm where i sleep with a butch transbian instead of a man :(
anyone hate the term "chaser" I'm a lover not a chaser
chasey
Im just a bloke
So many cute faggots around here this morning <3
also can we be honest? Being attracted to trannies, having sex with them doesn't make you gay or bi.
>>43953372True but who cares about labels really
>>43953207I'm eating crackers and cheese and can't sleep I hate my gay life
goodnight>>43951189no i don't think about any of you at all when im not here and barely when i amwhen i run into tranners in the wild i dont think or calculate any of that, i dont care.
>>43952454hiiiii
>>43953402i want to taste that Gregussy
>>43953400cheese you say….that sucks anon not being able to sleep is the worst, maybe get some melatonin tabletsi love your gay life though and im glad you’re here buddy
diaper daddy where did u go
>>43953460Calm down, don't shit your diaper just yet, you replied to him 3 hours later he probably had a wank and went to bed
I want a fat tranny
>>43953472Plenty of those here but Bronya is mine
>>43953466>don't shit your diaper just yet too late >.<
>>43953476bron isn't fat tho
Laundry day. Hopefully there will be trannies at the laundromat.
>>43953481Uh oh tranny made a stinky. What now?
>>43953493what’s your pickup line for trannies at the laundromat?
I'm too retarded to find a bf and I hate myself for it
>>43953476She probably hates you lil bro
>>43953508nuh she pwobawly wuvs him
>>43953508She hates everyone equally when she doesn't take her pills
>>43953503Don't really have one. I just smile and say hi. If they ignore me, which is usually the case, I move on. If they smile or say something, then I try to chat until they call me a creep and threaten to call the police.Any suggestions?
>>43953476Nah i dont think she's gonna be anyones desu but idk if shes fat anymore
>>43953516Just you a little bit more.
>>43953518have you ever met a tranny at the laundromat?i’m trying to think of something funny but im drawing blanks
its so hotttttt i want to stay inside all day and have my chaser do all the errands from me and then come home all sweaty
>>43953535Quite a few actually, but never got lucky. The only time I hooked up with someone there was with a fat old granny.
>>43953540what errands? going to the store?
>>43952637hello anoni saw a really pretty church the day before yday. i have a new phone and i'm rly happy with how good the pics im taking with it are
>>43953550interesting. maybe i should go to a laundromat to get chased.
>>43953552yeah i just meant going to the store. i just went to the store and i wish i had someone to do it for me who also had balls i could sniff
Why is it so hard to find a cute looking tranny to mouth fuck but also not be seen in public with?
>>43953570Why don't you sniff the store owner's balls? You go there everyday, they must love you
>>43953576no one loves me
>>43953585I owned a store once and i loved my regular customers
You fucking drongos
>>43953540you're going out with me too, it's a sweaty sweat world out there stu
>>43953598that is nice :) the store i go to is a grocery chain tho>>43953606noooo ill be too hot to want to lick up ur sweat ;-;
>>43953624that's when I drag you to the shower for a quick rinse and you can lick the sweat off my skin before the water gets it
>>43953624Ahh i thought you went to like a convenience store or something like that. Still the cashiers probably love you if you go there everyday unless you use the machines
>>43953559
>>43953652lol godspeed anon
>>43953633i dont get dragged places often enough>>43953637idk i never really say anything to them. i try to say hi and thank you but it comes out really quiet bc im nervous
TFW no trannies at the laundromat
>>43953676Next time buy a cucumber, baby oil and some diapers and you'll never feel nervous ever again when going there
Tell me I’m a princess. Naow.
>>43953699You're the princessest princess I know mamo!
>>43953708:D I hereby knight u, someone hand me a sword!
>>43953695how would that help me. they would just think i have a baby>>43953699love princessmo!
>>43953699Wat up dude
>>43952015>>43951957>>43952144how da fuk do these bitches look once they get older??Im not tryin to go all boomerific, but lookin like a goth bimbo is a helluva lot easier in your 20s than 40s and 50s
>>43953721I don't think that's what they would think. Why would a baby eat a cucumber? They don't even have teeth
skirt go spinny :3
>>43953746what would they think then
hello i am once again thinking about polari. can i ask if there are any words anyone here uses to discuss things relating to being trans in a way that cis people can't understand? like the point is that its secretive?
remembered my banana but forgot my umbrella :s
>>43953760They would think you like having things up your butt
>>43953771what's wrong with thinking the truth
>>43952055doomer daily melty tramny mogs me
>>43953771i dont want them thinking that..>>43953775its not true.. nothing goes up my butt....
I like SEEnona, her SEEtism makes her mid appearance cross over into cute>inb4 this was her strategy all alongwe both know what's up, and that's all good
>>43953786so you like having things down your butt instead? dam shawty thats kinky
>>43953786It would make your life easier if they thought that.
feeling very prideful this pride month but not in a 2016 way of being radically self accepting and examining my relationship to conventional narratives of homosexuality way, and more in a 2010 prancing around the house to born this way hello gay did you slay today way
>>43953769thanks for reminding me about my banana you jerk!!
>>43953769thanks for reminding me about my umbrella you cutie!!
>>43953806wanna fight over mouse? i'm my sites top wrestler ;)
>>43953813I want to see her mousussy
>>43953794idk what that means>>43953796do u think people can tell
>>43953820if i saw this girl i'd assume she needed to br bridal carried to bed every night
any other chasers like bottoming without prepping? :3
>>43953820They can tell you are a boyfag and boyfags usually like to have things up their butt so yeah, they probably can if they think about it for a little bit
>>43953820Hey homeboy
>>43953828he does...>>43953835thats so embarrassing... people are getting the wrong idea of me>>43953841i am a boy and im at home :)
still twink
>>43953843You should stop looking like a boyfag then if you don't want people having the wrong idea of you
>>43953850fuck you you're a hot girl
My poop is really stinky this morning
>>43953873i will never be a not twink
Good chaser morning
Thoughts on the cut?
>>43953892Good cut for a lesbian
>>43953860i would look like a woman if i could :(
>>43953850twinkmoding today
>>43953721:D love princesstu!>>43953736I’m not a dude I’m mamo
>>43953903You don't even wear panties, literally the easiest thing you could do to be a woman
boxer briefs till i die
>>43953799Vito?? The fuck you doin?
>>43953912twinkmoding forever>>43953923based. he will see my calvin klein boxers on our honeymoon and he wont complain!!!
>>43953932based….
>>43953892Didn't know David Moyes was a chaser.
>>43953916The angle isn't flattering.
>>43953878i dunno you look like a hot girl to me and i bench more than 3 plates
If my tranny doesn't have a brown stain in her calvin klein boxers then i don't want her
>>43953960Dat chocolate goodness stamp of approval. Dat delicious skid mark, mmmmmmmm mmmmm. We love dat. We smell dat.
https://voca.ro/1dB9EfF5apiQ
>>43953919ill never wear panties
>>43953987You WILL go to the store and you WILL wear panties while doing it.And you WILL like it
>>43953987You got skid marks in them undies? We fiendin fo dat amab STANK.
>>43953924whenever im being fruity you always hit me with a sopranos reference idk how you do it
>>43953953That’s my specialty :D
>>43953994no!!!! i will wear boxers!!
>>43954021Then you'll forever be a boyfag
>>43954034>boyfagNew slur unlocked to use with trannies while having sex
>>43954034so be it...
>>43954043one time someone i was hooking up with kept calling me good girl and asked if i liked that because he heard trans women did. i said i liked it but i liked sexy misgendering too and that good boy would make me wet. he looked at me with utter confusion and disgust.
>>43954055>he looked at me with utter confusion and disgust.What an absolute buffoon. I would indulge you.
hey bronya do you like gyroid surfaces?would you be interested in a 3d printed gryroid from tomographic scans of a butterfly wing on a nano scale?
>>43953820This is a good pic stu, come to australia for your present
>>43954052Just wear the fucking panties....
>>43953820You're attractive, it doesn't matter if people know or not. You can easily find someone who is into you.
>>43954123i would love a present :D will it be tim tams or wagon wheels?>>43954154never!!!>>43954160ive never met someone whos into me irl
How do i get a passoid gfStep by step please i have austism
How do I get a hon gf?Step by step please I have autism.
>>43954165Then i'll beat you up. Next time you go to the store you'll have two black eyes
>>43954176date me
>>43954165Dipping my cock and balls in melted timtams.It is VERY hot, please lick it off quick
>>43954183Stu you're not a hon, you're hot! But I would date and bang you.
>>43954168its like finding a shiny pokemon you just date women and maybe you find out you got lucky>>43954062thats nice of you
>>43954193Fuck you I wanna date and bang stu
>>43954202I was here first, get rekt bitch.
>>43954182thats not good. dont beat me up pls>>43954186omg here let me help *pours the rest on ur cock first* >>43954193>>43954202how about one of u dates me and the other bangs me
>>43954216>how about one of u dates me and the other bangs meI'll do both of those thank you
>>43954216Shotgun banging stu
>>43954222dont get greedy!>>43954224im gonna shotgun bang myself someday
>>43954240Thas not funny stu.
>>43954216You need to learn some manners, boyfagI'll beat you up and then i'll shove the panties in your mouth while i bang you and then you will go to the store while wearing the panties. I'll be watching from afar to see if you actually do it or not
I sometimes call my online gay friends she and her in the hopes one of them troons out and becomes my gf
>>43954240>dont get greedy!You're not the boss of me!And I would definitely shotgun nut on and in you stu.
>>43954249I would love a gay faggot bottom bf who trooned out and became my gf.
>>43954244sry>>43954246at least i get to have sex #winning>>43954267i am the boss around here. you have stepped into my territory, where im the most powerful guy around
are all my sisters going to have a good day today?
>>43954165Because you don't put yourself out there
Might flake on a tranner today lmao>>43954286You get today off?
>>43954302Can't believe I agree with rach here
>>43954305no i have to work today and also tomorrow morning unfortunately
need a chaser to pay for jaw surjery and make me a trophy wife fr
Im old but if I'm gonna be old hon I'm gonna try to look like Marisa at least>>43954342pretty!!
https://youtu.be/06IkLs2l1kI?si=3JbRACCiM7dk6LSK>>43954342Hello
>>43954342Boymoders look like THIS???
>>43954335That sucks. Free my mommy.
>>43954360start paying me babeee
>>43954351the ones stuck in north dakota do
Australia needs more boymoders
>>43954366Isn't that full of hillbillies?
>>43954302>getting taught a valuable life lesson by a racist 30 year old femboy who regularly gets dogwalked by a 19 year old Sri Lankan who eats 800 calories a dayIt's over for stuberts.
Australia needs more non transbian trannies
>>43954363I pay you in compliments where I call you mommy, mommy. Human affection is the most valuable currency of all. It's priceless. You're welcome <3
>>43954374most of it, im in one of the 2 (maybe 3) actual pockets of civilizationeverywhere else is full of dysgenic C.H.U.D.s
>>43954378I've only met one straight tranny at uni but she used to be my bi mate's fuck buddy. Totally would but don't know how it would play out. Rest have been transbians
>>43954383hmm perhaps
>>43954385Bet you give great head
>>43954391Plus you make good money now. You should be paying me if anything
>>43954302i dont think that would help
>>43954016wood>>43953820wood
>>43954410You will never get a man if you don't put yourself out there
Spent 4 hrs in bed muscle worshipping sigh
i went outside it was finei wore a purse outside for the first time and nobody bullied me or stared maybe the world is an ok place to be sometimes
I need a tranny to muscle worship my body
coomer memes > gooner memes
>>43954419ill never get a man no matter what. its fine>>43954429hooray for mamo!!!
>>43954342How tall are you?(I like taller girls)
I'm a worried choid with a worried mind
>>43954399its decent, i make $110k but its not nearly enough to live life the way i want to, I still have to work and be servile and the only homes i can buy are shitty, and i wont even be able to do that for another like 4 years of this shit at least
>>43954429wood
>>439544526'2" lol
>>43954447:D total mamo victory outside
>>43954447What's your type?
>>43954429If a man smiled and said hello to you when you were outside, what would you do? Run away?
>>43954480Would you bottom for a shorter chaser
>>43954489i dont have a type i think
>>43954497yes, it has happened b4
>>43954480You looking for a choid built like little mac?
>>43953777i don't mog anyone
>>43954507:-(
>>43954513hey mate i won second place in a quiz today
i wake up with hate in my heart daily
>>43954513Wulfman had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb ...
>>43954531>2 person quiz
>>43954513https://voca.ro/1gTb22ECX0dI
>>43954545lmao SHUT THE FUCK UOP
>>43954500id probably bottom for anyone that gave me attention and praised me desu
>>43954531https://voca.ro/1jRZ23kjyTsR>>43954541https://voca.ro/1oVZO6IwymzA>>43954549https://voca.ro/14aiscisZDx7
>>43954509as long as you let me pick you up and bridal carry you
>>43954558https://voca.ro/1hArFZU6Y4QZ
>>43954560Hell yeah, can you lift 67 kgs?
>>43954517its scary!! ive never had a good experience with men who try to say hi to me out of nowhereive had a guy start being like are u trans are u trans i think that's hot i would go down on u right now if u wantanother guy who was like chit chatting w me at the grocery store and i was trying to be polite and then he starts going do u like to have fun wanna meet me in the parking lotits scary
Good morning bronya nation i am so transphobic today
>>43954570https://voca.ro/1nUg6YeO87pB
>>43954577i want to be nice...... why..........
>>43954576Yeah, that's a bit too forward and inappropriate.
>>43954576that shit drives me insane i am constantly getting into fights because of it. although i guess in fairness i do kind of dress like a hooker. but it's. literally everytranny...okay my transphobia is cured i am reminded of our solidarity
>>43954577Good morning, do you know where that pic was taken?
>>43954577
>>43954577not as much as me
It was a mistake to try to get close to someone again
>>43954577kinda jewy
>they get men approaching them
is anybody gonna suck me off or...
i just saw a cute twink on the streets
>>43954621based. still no twink update
>>43954602Loro Parque Zoo in Tenerife, Canary Islands>>43954604he's starstruck he's a huge arca fan
>>43954607>>43954613>>43954616Don't annoy me or else
>>43954617You're going to suck me off
>>43954623they're so close and so far away at the same time...
>>43954629>noooooooo you don't get it being desired is worse than being repulsive
>>43954591those were some of the worst times but there was more tooguy says hi and i say hi back and then he wants me to hug himguy starts hollering at me from his car asking me if i live around here while im literally just at the gas station getting gasand at the back of my mind is always "is this guy abt to realize im trans and get violent or smth">>43954601ugggg i hate how guys get extra weird if ur wearing the wrong thing like they think ur inviting them to say gross stuff or smthi stopped wearing jeggings cuz i kept getting weird reactions from men whenever i wore them
>>43954629u wont do shit>>43954631no. no im not. no im not. no im not
>>43954625Thanks>>43954632How did the test go
>>43954634girl your mindset is so fucked. you are the reason its so hard to be friends with trans women because istg half you people cannot see past your own nose, everything has to be reflected against your own sense of inadequacy and shame and self loathing. i would bet on the fact this manifests physically and you shuffle around like you're scared of your own shadow, its no wonder people don't approach you when you think of yourself this way and project it outwards to randoms like marie
do u wanna hve fun meet me at the parking lot
>>43954640i have one outfit that 100% of the time i wear it has men approaching me to say the wildest shit, even though it covers every inch of skin from my neck down. they are so entitled
What if I called you a tranny in an endearing wayWould that be a good opening line
goodnight stugoodnight pichugoodnight sardasgoodnight bronyagoodnight mamogoodnight wulfimgoodnight >>43954510goodnight >>43954426goodnight >>43954342
>>43954641>no. no im not. no im not. no im notYou're going to go all GLUG GLUG SLURP GLUG
>>43954634All of it is worse. the pig in the meat freezer envies the pig on the spit. you are wasting your energy pining for the same suffering (that is, the universal hatred of trannies) by a different name>>43954640i hate that shit so much i don't want to compromise even slightly... but it is definitely a constant battle literally every time I go outside. male fatigue
>>43954648our profesor is a retard he told us to study something and asked about other unrelated things the whole class is mad at him but whatever i have good grades in this subject so even if i get a 0 i will still be approved :Dthanks for asking anon
>>43954661GOODNIGHT!!!!! fuck I have to get around to playing Catherine fullbody
Kate really is repulsive
>>43954661night anon
>>43954686Trip on Kate
>>43954649>everything has to be reflected against your own sense of inadequacy and shame and self loathingyupand??it's all a competition so of course i'm going to measure myself against everyone especially when i'm in last place>i would bet on the fact this manifests physicallyit doesn'tmost if not everyone irl has no idea i'm like thisi've literally had other troons complain about ``doomers'' to my face as if that label isn't slung at me daily onlinei wish i could be more of how i am online than how i am irlpeople think i'm amiable and pleasant irl but i'm anything but and i'm sick and fucking tired of it>>43954678>All of it is worse.wrongi have it worst.
>>43954641yeah that's true my back hurts and I don't want to get up>>43954648anytime>>43954656makes me think of >>43952015 from last night... the way so many of these substyles emerged out of a desire to like. quite literally repel men. now they're a porn category. i think I'll buy a gun
I think annoying doomer trannies should be forced to suck penis
>>43954701gross
>>43954701oh okay well that's good to know. congratulations
>>43954686SEESEESEESEE THAT I'M THE WALKING EMBODIMENT OF REVULSIONI INSPIRE NOTHING BUT DREAD AND REVULSION BECAUSE I'M SO DISGUSTINGEVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I SEE WHAT I AM I KNOW WHAT I AM THERE'S NO HOPE IT'S HOPELESSEVERY OTHER TROON GETS TO PASS AND ACTUALLY BE ATTRACTIVE AND HAVE VALUE WHILE I DON'T EVEN HAVE AT LEAST NO VALUE IN FACT I HAVE NEGATIVE VALUE I SHOULD JUST ACK THERE'S NO POINTTHERE'S NO RETURNING FROM THIS I'VE MUTILATED MYSELF AND BECAME A CRETINOUS ABOMINATIONI SHOULD JUST ACKI'LL ALWAYS BE A FREAKHON I'LL ALWAYS BE A FUCKING MONSTERLITERALLY ALL THAT MATTERS IS BEING ATTRACTIVE AND I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THAT RIGHT I MIGHT AS WELL DIEMEANWHILE EVERYONE ELSE FUCKING MOGS MEHAPPINESS AND CONTENTMENT IS FROM SOCIETAL ESTEEM NOT LIKE TRANSITIONING DOES JACK SHIT FOR THE DYSPHORIA UNLESS IF YOU END UP BEING SOME GIGAPASSOID WHICH WOULD MEAN YOU INHERNENTLY GAIN SOCIETAL WORTH ANYWAYSIT'S ALL A FUCKING SHAM>>43954697i've never tripped and i never willanon4lyfe>>43954715i'm stone-cold
kate when you do the see see see posting are you actually having a melty or is it just a bit
>>43954682Nice, gratz >unrelated thingsIf it's a public uni that is the standard, they basically expect you to do all the work and going to class is just a waste of time to feed the professor's ego, or at least chud majors are like that
im cooming
>>43954737I like to think she has them prewritten and goes to copy paste her favorite one
TFW no FREAKHON gf
>>43954746that’s what i’m thinking they definitely follow a formula
>>43954655LITERALLY like i was legit kinda dumbfounded, wtf kind of thing is that to say to a stranger>>43954656its crazy i feel like i dont even know ahead of time if an outfit is gonna make guys think im like asking for attention or smthim always self conscious abt my body at the best of times and getting treated like a piece of meat does not help at allbig part of why now i just wear baggy clothes that are like 3 sizes too big for me>>43954678yea its rly not fair desu :/ esp as a trans woman like, u work so hard to feel comfortable in ur own body and then as a side effect of putting in all that work now u have to deal with this new kind of creepy unwanted attention
>>43954661goodnight arm>>43954670no no no no no. no im not. im definitely never doing that>>43954710taunts u
>>43954757WHY
>>43954778u cant do anything about it.starts peeing
goodnight kate
https://youtu.be/ec3wtCzZGNw
>>43954710good morning bruschetta
>>43954792nini, anon
limerence
>>43954786And why are you doing that>>43954805gluten morgen píxiū
>>43954810i want to feel it just one more time
so hongry all i had yesterday was 12 oz of lentil soup and a few bits of an eggplant wrap and tabboulehand then i barely ate anything the day beforebut ik if i eat rn i'll be sick>>43954812yoooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>43954738dankei mean till now hes the only schizo profesor we got. some classes take only 30min for example. we all know hes a very respected researcher but we believe he has no interest in teaching LMAOwhat were your chud major?
>>43954661https://voca.ro/18riUSeaW20Y
>>43954820i will not Bella hadid you for this post because i am in the same situation but know that were i at my full power i would. i recommend drinking stock or clear soups
>>43954820Maui Wowie
>>43954661goodnight mr handsome thank you for the veiny arm picture
so cute...
>>43954815because i can do anything i want and i wont be punished ever
>>43954862Imagine the smell.
>>43954862goatse
>>43954829Researchers often don't care about teaching at all but they must to maintain their positionI was an electrical engineering chud
>>43954862Gentle femdom mommy fingers and nails
>>43954862i wish they were real i would give each one a smooch good morninginstead i have to go annoy my cat with smooches instead
sonion this shit is frying me. I forgot a perfect world existed
>>43954872>>43954876>>43954898>>43954901Is it a full moon or something why are you all acting crazy. should we do some group breathing
I feel like going to the pub and getting drunk.
>>43954926If a tranner led me through guided breathing exercises, I think I'd be bricked up the whole time. Gentle femdom mommy joi vocaroo poster BTW.
>>43954953I KNOW WHO IT IS
mamo is koink tu rait paik
https://youtu.be/a52s9Jouguo?si=EZI-o2BdqXZ2IL6C
I'm really drunk, hope no tranny takes advantage of me
>>43954980*steals ur wallet*
>>43954980goes to steal your wallet but it's already gone
>>43954988I'm going to drunkenly lay on top of you with all my weight for that
>>43954988Getting robbed by a woman is a manifestation of the dark phase of femdom energy
>>43954995but im supposed to be taking advantage of you...>>43954998theres an episode of seinfeld you would love
How do I get my sex drive back. i hate this....ok wait no im smart i can figure this out. obviously there is a psychological component because I am fucking crazy but i am also injecting exogenous hormones so there is a good chance it is to do with that. i will do some math and check my levels, introduce progesterone, and maybe start using tgel again. im also instating nofap, I'm gonna eat more spicy food, and it's 8 hours of sleep minimum every night. this is my official declaration of war on the castration of the soul. I wanna fuckkkkkkkkk
>>43954971hän on lesbo
>>43955020does ozempic cause that
Im suprised trannies have any sex drive at all given they take the chemical castration regimen by choice
>>43954953voca.ro/1dLBbUdozoL2
>>43955036British faggot voice is kinda cute
Taking Stu to picrel on our honeymoon.
>>43955051thank you
>>43955031I do think poor nutrition is a factor>>43955035as much as we joke among ourselves about it being chemical castration that's just not a realistic understanding of modern hrt right
>>43955024en!
>>43954819You're crazy, that shit made me insane
>>43954971IIES!!!!!!!!
>>43955066Didnt they used to give gay niggas HRT in england to chemically castrate themIsnt it what happened to Turing
>>43955052as long as ur paying. id love a better hairline>>43955066feeding u berries and meats
>>43954926excuse you smooching a bunch of tiny fish is not horny.
>>43955035we are on doses where if youre not being crippled by a bad doctor your hormone levels are almost always in ranges comparable to when a cis woman is ovulating or slightly lowerpaired with progesterone prescriptions its a very scary combo
bronya is not interested in my triply periodic minimal surfaces...
Good afterevening lads n slags
>>43955035Trannies are fetishists. Fetishists always have high sex drives. The castration itself is arousing to the tranny.
>>43955074Turing was given bicalutamide i believe. that's an anti androgen which is still used today and i remember taking a very long time ago but he was (forced to be!) using it without any kind of estrogen therapy, because it wasn't hrt, right. these days most people don't use antiandrogens at all and just use estradiol for monotherapy, although they do still see usage in plenty of cases. but yes that "no hormones" state is fucking nasty anyone who has missed their shot for an extended period can attest to that i would have acked too. it also comes with a lot of major health risks it'll really fuck you up>>43955070it's better than this endless desirelessness.... i don't feel enlightened I feel half dead>>43955080YAYYYYY MY FAVORITE pukes and pukes and pukes>>43955092ok no you're right it is very sweet. but I think even the image of a fish deserves kisses>>43955103I'M INTERESTED!!!!!
>>43955036Guess what? I'm BRICKED TF UP
>>43955119xiawu hao. i hope u have a healthy dragon boat festival
>>43955129i threw in a good boy for you because you're always so desperate for someone to record you something. i was also being silly so i hope that was amusing
>>43955122Then why am I so fucking sexless!!!! what am I doing wrong
>>43955125feeds you more and more
>>43955142First of all I'm not desperate, I'm determined and persistent
i’ve been on gnrh agonists since i was 16. don’t think i need them but i like how convenient they are. can’t wait to get off them when i get my orchi.
>>43955092cute!!
>>43955135I went fishing and now im sweaty and need a wash but didnt see any dragon boatsYou lied
>>43955155grrrrrr youngshit
>>43955122yawnsome of us just like those fucking annoying testes being gone instead of being in the way and getting caught on stuff and whatnot.>>43955163olimar is a very loving and caring pikdad
chaser who jerks off with me to geometric floor tiles
I don't like when bronta takes off the bear flag. Bronta is a bear
>>43955154aww if you say so>>43955155they are convenient i agree. have you got an orchi in your near future? i have been saving for mine
it was over by the time i was 11
for my next trick, i get an ndp provincial government elected so i get state covered ffs
i need to be skinny
Real tweet btw
>>43951189https://voca.ro/149A3S57AG4o
just took my progesterone. and u know where that goes
>>43955205i do at some point! waiting on getting my date. thankfully it’ll be covered by provincial insurance. sorry you have to pay for yours, that’s shitty :/
>>43955217ffs coverage would make me an ndp voter instantly
>>43955249he would say that this isnt a surprise at all. also when u posted that pic of the explosion in moscow i thought it had a yarmulke edited on to be antisemitic but then i saw a video and it was real lol
i need incel friends irlall the 'cels around here are too chud to associate with troonsit sucks
i had insurance that covered ffs but the only surgeons in network were both terrible. i dont want my face butchered
>>43955180Agp sissy fetishists love castration.
>>43955311yes yes you said that.
Im a jewish chaserShe must be circumcised im not fucking a goy
>>43955135Good afternoon bronya, my favorite incel <3
>>43955273wallahi lewis will bolshevize this nation and give us premium out of country ffs coverage in the ontario oblastits crazy how cucked ontario is for trans healthcare compared to basically every other province
It's always worrying when you're into someone quite a bit
>>43955343who are you into anon? tell us about them
>>43955315We’re in agreement then. As an agp sissy you of all people would know that.
>>43955351you love jumping to conclusions. do you have any pets?
>>43955339need to move to yukon ASAP for that sweet sweet body contouring coverage just get the entire works done
im paying for my ffs out of pocket to go to a good one
I have to go outside and it's literally over 40°C
>>43955353Two pit bull terriers.
Any cute and white barely legal trannies on tonight or is it swarthoid age and weight hons as usual?
Why doesn't the government pay for TRT for men
unironically though why the fuck isn’t laser or electrolysis covered it sucks dude
She better not be circumcised im not fucking a hoodlet faggot
>>43955325https://voca.ro/1l2sQZZcBMe8
I think uncircumcised dicks look more feminine
>>43955375cute! post pics :>>>43955362im afraid this will be me when insurance double denies my ffs precert
>>43955389Prove you are circumcised first babe
>>43955382Because feminazis are waging a war on masculinity. >>43955386Why should your fetish be covered by insurance?
my head hurts
>>43955382elect the ndp and they will :}
I need Xanax but no one will prescribe it I think I will break the law
my penis would probably be more feminine if it was a vagina
>>43955408Me 5 minutes into getting a post-orgasm knob polishing
>>43955403https://voca.ro/103MwxQxOiRe
Is it hot and sticky, like my balls? YeahDid that stop me whipping up a curry? NoI am unchained, ungovernable, a mad lad if you will
>>43955421I don't think they would desu
>>43955350What if they are here
>>43955429you sound tough
>>43955449then you should be brave
>>43955441i can go table for them next month and meet avi lewis and suggest it for you dw steve
>>43955450How tough are ya?
>>43955387they look cuter when small and circumcised imo
>>43955456Well you should frame it as hormone support for aging people to increase their quality of life.Right now it's basically considered cosmetic in line with like erectile dysfunction and hair loss pills
Trannies with cute little uncut clitties <3
>>43955441look steve you can rsvp RIGHT NOW for the trans march in toronto and pitch minoxidil and trt coverage for team moidyou get to chase trannies, you can be performatively woke and dm me for advice on what to say, and you get to score a goal for the men
I don't care what her dick looks like, I'm still gonna bully it
its ok. to be a twink boy. with tits
>>43955153Im gonna get all big and round! Waow!!!!>>43955169be careful apparently the festival is mostly about everyone getting sick and attacked by poisonous animals and dying. i think fishing is maybe the worst possible thing to do today. but as long as u did not get bitten by anything>>43955327Good afternoon im going to be very well behaved and not post about how we should commit mass suicide today
>>43955479Finasteride/Dutasteride is more important than Minoxidil which is over the counter
Just sharted (unironically)
>>43955455They're very nice, sweet personality, cute yet sexy. Someone you'd be eager to bring chocolates to every time you met
>>43955498Thats okay
If you show up to a trans rights rally and say you're a straight ally do they know you're a chaser
>>43955494tell HIM broits the perfect time with the recent mamdani clip
>>43955516What Mamdani clip
>>43955515they know you're a chaser before you've even opened your mouth
>>43955491true!
>>43955521Was it my starcraft broodwars shirt
>>43955508Yeah my GI shits all fucked up from a hangover. Could have happened to anyone.
when he goes to bully your dick and there is no dick to bully
>>43955520he was speaking off the cuff with a reporter and admitted he was using minoxidil because hasan told him 6 months ago that he uses finasteride after mamdani said he was worried about balding
should i eat today or stay in bed forever?
>>43955553depends if ur hungry
>>43955529i just think that kind of fetishwear isn't appropriate to wear in public regardless of what month it is. for shame>>43955536been there. be strong>>43955553Eat
>>43955556very hungry
>>43955553No if over 60kg
>>43955551who is this guy? he looks a little fruity but in an aesthetically nice way
>>43955570That's che guevara
>>43955433If any of you fuckers showed interest I would have dished you a plate up
>>43955551Minoxidil monotherapy - rookie mistake
>>43955567anyone who isn’t a child is over that weight
>>43955570that is che guevara
>>43955565maybe eat a little something but drink lots of water first so u don’t overdo it
Explaining to my tranny that we can't do something for her birthday because Im raiding in FF14 that night
oh its hasan.>>43955576>>43955588would
>>43955592Wouldn't you be raiding together?
>>43955586Gross it's a weighthonDo whatever you want piggy
frot dogs for dinner
dumping my chaser for grey parsing
>>43955603manlet chasey spotted
i used to (until 2-3 weeks ago) think frotting was when you kind of smacked the penises into one another. like a sword fight
>>43955570That's me
>>43955478cut clitties > uncut clitties
>>43955601This is NOT pichu
i can invert my penis so it like goes inside my body if i press on it, it's weird
>>43955646FATFUCK
i wish my penis was small. how do i make it small
>>43955674malnutrition and not masturbating probably. a bandsaw maybe
FINALLYtime to sprinklermaxx
>>43955674have you tried shrinking cream?
that construction worker from michigan was real cuteshame im not from michigan and im also a terrible unreachable person emotionally
>>43955683GET ITTTTTTTi need to figure out a sprinkler situation im losing my damn mind!!!!!!!!
>>43955683Need an autistic girlfaggot gf to force me to play boring games like stardew vallley with her
hoe proficiency
>>43955689bronya i just realized i have no gold it’s so fucking over>>43955690stardew is not boring it’s cute and fun!!!!!!!
>>43955703Yeah sure babe now tell me how to play I skipped the tutorialJust give me simple repeatable tasks you can do all the gay planning shit
The smaller the dick, the cuter the girlThis is a trvth thermonvclear weapon.
>>43955703NOOOOOO im gonna send u all mine np
>>43955684does that exist
>>43955712Then how come im so fucking smashed and slammed you CHUD you CHUD
>>43955690>>43955711going to put you on game brotheres a dungeonyou can be a chad dungeon dweller fighting things while she farms
bronya threw up
>>43955688this post is so me thank you im happy im not alone. lets keep. going i guess
do you guys want to hear something really pathetic about me and stardewyou have to say please
i’m going to make him love me
>>43955743please dont tell me
>>43955737its you and me comradeagainst the world
>>43955743please tell me
>>43955743Sure you type like a girl so go ahead
>>43955743Yes please
>>43955746wait can i be so vulnerable for a moment. i had a horrible realisation while i was falling asleep last night that shane kinda looks like my dad and now its weird and i feel like i have to pivot. trying to figure out how to get over it. its not that similar....>>43955755im climbing into my bunker and barricading the doors
my dad didn't drink
>>43955758>>43955759>>43955765my abusive ex refused to marry me in stardew because he wanted to marry penny
>>43955769i think im just gonna find a sprite edit mod that nudges him ever so slightly in a different direction
>>43955743Please share the fanfic babe
are y'all celebrating juneteenth??
>>43955789at what point do we have to just start castrating people
>>43955795i slept in till noon so yeah
>>43955789Based. I married penny too
>>43955797>t. tranny
>>43955795Rach already proved Juneteenth isn't real. Keep up!
>>43955795What is Juneteenth
>>43955789Holy basedIs penny hot or did he just do it to annoy you
>>43955769ough that’s awkward… pivot to seb maybe….?>>43955789omg that’s actually fucked up i’m sorry :(
does stardew valley have gay marriage
hey bronya, pichu, et al., i'm going to sleep while listening to joel read nintendo power magazines
Learning Chinese on duolingo
What should I get from starbucks
>>43955797>>43955813its chillhis mom and his friends all loved me so when i showed them the receipts of how he treated me his entire life fell aparti always win>>43955805he was just retarded ngltbhdesu
i just watched a spider attack a fly
>>43955802yeah a strong and virile one>>43955805It doesn't matter but she's like genuinely the worst option. hang on let me pull her up for you. she's the one on the right. sorry its yuri i couldn't find anything else where they didn't draw her like 20 years younger for some reason. she's like a generic nice hag character
>>43955798ok, next step is to show up late to whatever other plans you might have later today>>43955803I don't believe roach is real >>43955804it's freedom day for black people I think, something like that, Biden invented it 1000 years ago
>>43955832when i was a kid i watched a hornet and a huntsman spider fight
>>43955836i didn't make any plans today its my day off?
>>43955640it is me, pichu!>>43955817oh does he have vods of that? sounds like nice loud asmr
>>43955827>>43955833I looked her up she lives in a trailer is this meant to be a broken bird is that the appeal
>>43955836>it's freedom day for black people I think, something like that, Biden invented it 1000 years agoWhy wouldn't they have called it emancipation day
>>43955833do u breed sluts often>>43955837and you did nothing?
*bends over *hello boys :)
>>43955827thats what im talking about>>43955817thats beautiful i hope you get some good rest>>43955813right.... theres a bunch of other options thanks to stardew valley extended so i can shop around. i noticed picrel but idk if im enough of a baddie
5 days of 5 dollar pizza from little ceasers I'm gonna get so fat
>>43955841you have to make some plans, then cancel them last minute or just show up super late, that's how you celebrate juneteenth
q4c which girl you picking
>>43955855i dont really care for either tbdesu. the hornet laid its eggs inside the huntsman spider, dont remember which won the fight
>>43955826>>43955826>>43955826>>43955826>>43955826
>>43955845idk she's like doing pretty good from my perspective like she has goals and she's working towards them little by little. i wouldn't consider her a broken bird. but im not a doctor>>43955855No im scared of them they try and make eye conrtact with me
q4t which guy you picking
>>43955863that feels racist somehow
>>43955864Haley obviouslyIdk if shes annoying in game but shes by far the hottest
>>43955869the money in the cash register
>>43955877oups>>43955869vanilla iced latte>>43955880she’s extremely annoying i think
>>43955864i like penny>>43955877i like harvey
>>43955864abigail is a quirky chungus hipster who will cheat on you with a rockemily is schizophrenic and will kill you in your sleephaley slept with the entire football teamleah is bnwo coded (ask roach for more info)penny is trailer trash who will blow up in 5 yearsmaru is the only good choice, stop being racist, chaseys
>>43955844yeah vod from 12 days ago. he's also playing dkc3 ft. kiddy kong the gormless
>>43955868i wish i was the spider>>43955869get a horrible sandwich>>43955871i see. so you are just another breeding pig to add to my collection, is this what youre saying?>>43955886the super saiyan
>>43955880SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND YOU PIG!!!!!!idk ive decided i ship this now its kinda cute right>>43955887hes so cute....... maybe he's the pivot....
>>43955886harvey with a beard and shane are the only good choices, the rest are manwhores
emily is a based schizo i agree with bronya if i liked women i’d date her
which guy would i pick in stardew?the guy reading this <3he would pick penny but thats okay
>>43955864Haley
im truly and genuinely scared of emily every time i talk to her she says something that chills me to the bone. i dont think its okay for her to be walking around unsupervised. i love her
>>43955904he's the best!
>>43955857Hey did you drop something? Why aren't you coming back up?
Triss vs Yennifer is a more weighty decision
>>43955864Why would I only pick one girl when I could have a harem
you guys r gonna play abiotic factor dlc with me when it comes out right…. right….?
>>43955925i always worry dating a doctor immediately comes across as gold digging though. the school i went to funnels people straight into doctor lawyer politician and somehow the ones that became doctors were the most evil of the three. wait yeah i hate doctors i cant date harvey thats like dating a cop. but he's so cute and sweet...
>>43955934i wanna play that game. doesnt look fun solo
Digging for gold (fingering her ass for nuggets)
>>43955864maru is the prettiest
>>43955930both whores, pump em and dump them along with Shani. Geralt should be based volcel.....
>>43955934Sorry I tried playing it with my friend and I thought it was kinda boring I hate crafting survival gamesBut I would pretend to give it another go while hating every minute of it just for you babe
>>43955945i played it with 2 friends when 1.0 released and it was peak
>>43955941he's a small town doctor so he probably helps people for practically free and isn't in for the money but to genuinely help people. plus he has a mustache and i find that incredibly hot
>>43955930Idk yennifer but I was flirting with tris in dms for a bit. She's hot.
Coffee is no longer enough, are there any decent legal alternatives
>>43955960he does NOT help for free when i pass out at 2am
>>43955864Why are they all so ugly Why is Haley the only conventionally attractive oneIs this what woke did to gaming
>>43953844Chasers aren't real people
are there any dysphoric males in stardew valley
>>43955972Tolerance break.
i wish i could enjoy stardew. i just couldnt get into it>>43955887holy shit this is making me view harvey in an entirely new lighti think he might beat out shane now thanks to this image>>43955877i choose harvey now. when he dies ill let shane marry me on the rebound
>>43955975practically free isn't free and i think the mayor is the one who collets your unconscious body not my husband
when harvey rummages your pockets for payment he finds a little extra iykwim
>>43955983sebastian probably
ciri futa porn
>>43955904It would be nice to have someone to get ready with.It feels really good being considered one of the more stable trips ( ＾▽＾)
here are the stardew valley expanded marriage candidates if that's of interest to anyone. i was thinking of pivoting to viktor he's a nepo baby whose mom is constantly berating him to get a job. i want to help him worry about life a little less....i haven't met lance tho he's cute....>>43955960LMFAO immensely valid. yea like smalltown its probably chill right. unfortunately he is still ontologically evil :/ altho thats true of many men with cute moustaches
>>43954375You disappeared yesterday after I posted the way back screenshots, small stature.
like how the fuck do you romance sebastian when this is his routine
>>43955949
>>43955986>i think he might beat out shane now thanks to this imageright??? its such a good image>>43956003>hats true of many menname a man who isn't evil. i'll wait
>>43955983all men are reppers. the valley is no exception. shane drinks to cope with repping. alex is a gymcoper. i don't even have to explain elliot
>>43955985It's over. I'll do it sundayIn the past I did use some alternatives but I don't have them on me rn
>>43956007average cg poster
harvey’s moustache is really nice i can’t lie…
>>43956002i don't think anyone considers you stable>>43956007the harder the shell the sweeter the fruit!!!! that's what makes him so dreamy>>43956009literally LMFAO
harvey is coping by giving people free SRS
>>43956007Yeah how do I romance you good question
alright the council has decided i dont like it but this is a harvey gen now. i could fix him and convince him to get a real job
>>43956025i have a job and go to the gym daily i dont rot in my room >:T
>>43956031i could make him worse
>>43955934Sure, if I'm not already playing with friends.
>>43956022the guy i want to get ffs from does this. goes to the middle east and gives people free ffs and srs. its really really funny to consider he does this as a cope, thank you for the fun new thought
>>43956021Exactly, a normal person will seem crazy when the crazy out numbers the sane.If cg is my judge I dont want high esteem
>>43955929i did! it’s my self respect and dignity, you better hurry up and take advantage before i find it
>>43956036thats what im talking about>>43956046so when you said that you are considered one of the more stable trips did you mean by yourself
>>43956040chaseys are all reppers, living vicariously through us
>>43956040thats kinda cool i now expect this as baseline from allies. take that damn flag off unless you're at this level
>>43956031but he could also write me prescriptions for all my meds
I was going to be a doctor but I l'm bad at doing things.
slept from 2am till 6pmI feel like i've got a vital signs warning
>>43956054I mean by society in general, sanity is relative to the majority and the majority of people here arent exactly stable, but there's no judgment here.
https://youtu.be/SXQ70w6Yrs4step two of my sex drive routine is listening only to the sexiest songs of all time. please recommend songs that are sexy>>43956066imagine the love of your life who you are building a life with nickel and diming you on every single prescription. are you sure you really need those antidepressants you know they're really expensive to produce>>43956069oh shit is it time already you got it boss
>>43956081>you know they're really expensive to producei was born rich so i have no concept of money actually
new>>43956093>>43956093>>43956093
>>43956032mouse is a gym girl?? <3
>>43956097Thank you for your service
>>43956061Will I have to mog you again dawg
Do you think there is anything more cringe than government officials doing cocaineYour job as a policy advisor does not require you to do cocaine
>>43956158I have mogged every chasey so far, I am unmoggable
