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I am very drunk

previous >>43958167
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yall remember who invented qqtyping?
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>>43961643
i am from israel an i am inbred
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shiza xxl - 365 lbs party girl should we do i little keylbasa should we have a diet coke
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>>43961666
Well the flag checks out
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>>43961666
you said you were from israel twice
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Transphobia is uncultured. Grow up. Read a book. Study history. You’re gonna find that trans and nonbinary people have been around FOR CENTURIES. For those who lack compassion and empathy. You are a low vibrational entity. You will not get to experience what is about to be revealed to us cause you can’t accept it.
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Come with and you'll be in a world of pure imagination. Take a look and you'll see into your imagination
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tops pick dey nose and summarily eat dey boogers
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Transgenderism is uncultured. Grow up. Read a book. Study medicine. You’re gonna find that trans and nonbinary people have been around FOR FEW SINGLE DIGIT YEARS. For those who have compassion and empathy. You are a mid vibrational entity. You will not get to experience what is about to be revealed to yous cause you can’t accept it.
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>>43961657
Qqtyping?
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chat, I watched the first season of 911 Lone Star and it was somehow more woke than the original 911. Like, how's that even possible :s
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had a bit to drink and all i want are fuzzy legs fuzzy legs fuzzy legs
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He's so bottom coded this is what a bottom looks like.
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>>43961719
^_^
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>>43961724
why is this twunks BWC dompenis is so big?
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anal [dirge]
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>>43961759
Remember when he beat his kids and no one cared? That's cray
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>>43961767
penis requiem
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im holding a doll.
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Remember when I went on dancing with the stars
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ansl [shiza]
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>>43961769
That's what bottoms do.
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>>43961726
They have to do inner light work to get away from the spirits that are making them transgendered but they wont...
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If you don't properly manually express a bottom's prostate they become violent. Uncontrollable. Dangerous.
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>>43961782
i love my doll. its so much fun to play with
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shiza's the fat [dark soul: instability][living bomb] [annals of history] big [piggy bitch]
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Dis shiza... so delicious
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>>43961832
Shiza is so fat that when she got in the water the whale said "who is that? She cant be a whale we are much too SLIM"
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nigger
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curse of shiza'tek
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Shiza is like gorlock the destroyer
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>>43961848
thats shizaist
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I am so scared of getting grabbed held down and Ozempiced or even worse Monjournaod.
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I am a sexy white boy from Manitoba. So what If I'm a little curvey? MORE TO LOVE.
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>>43961643
That dark colored African negro is BLACK.
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anal shiza [brutal] [pounding] [For the Children]
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Meghan Trainor's new industrial/goth funk metal heavy vocal strain album
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how long has slayer been crashing out now?
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>>43961894
>I am a sexy
>white
>boy
>from Manitoba.
>a little
>curvey?
>MORE TO LOVE.
No
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>>43961916
Fordy-seven wet sloppy years.
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chinese immortals that ride clouds mythology
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Winnipeg :D
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i hate that my 5'4" body is too small to deep throat a thick cock. i can only suck like 3 or 4 inches before the head just pushes against my throat because it won't fit any further.. godamnit, i'll never know what it's like to hilt a guy and rub my nose into his pubes while he pumps his load directly into my tummy. sigh. fml
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Did somebody say salsmi gog gog gog gog gog
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>>43961916
he's walking around rn mad bc he can’t post his phone yelling
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>>43961941
Porn is disgusting because it ends with suicides...
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>>43961946
it's also rape and reinforces misogynistic attitudes
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Its immoral of debaser to act like hes the moral one and try to lead people down the path of gooning
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>>43961916
pretty sure hes taken on the Mr pancakes tulpa ever since the boomer vocaroo dropped lmao
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slayer found peace and eternal happiness after biboomer exorcised cisgaygen from his mind and is now teaching hot yoga classes in palm springs
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>>43961946
wish you were a pornstar then, you're already blacked pozzed and on drugs
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How do I grow out bald ?
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>>43961953
Ya and you know its misogyny unless a man dies in your porn its rape
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>>43961959
>>43961956
Now one cares about you"r crush" that wastes his life here sis
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I have been saying for so long that it was bucko who ended slayer just by winning by having positivity in his life and an outlook that makes people want to be around HIM and NOT SLAYER
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>>43961964
What is bald
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i’m tired
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u arent gonna attract the girl of your dreams writing str8smut and sharing ur stupid opinions on porn.
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>>43962002
You arent gonna attract horses to water but you cant make them drink...
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"Are my methods 'unsound'?"
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>>43961973
everyone wants to be around handsome tall white slayer and his sexy voice nobody likes yucko the brown
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I got pregnant by a pack of wild great Danes before and the alpha of the pack raped me
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thinking on it, monhun could be good fodder for guro scenarios to draw
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>>43962038
Your art sucks why cant you draw something normal...
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you can lead a shiza to water but you cant make her mazurka
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>>43962024
>Are my methods 'unsound'?
only in a vacuum
get it
bc there's no medium through which sound might propagate
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>>43962044
my art is improving and that's enough for me
I enjoy making it and putting my feelings on the page and vicariously playing it masochistic fantasies
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Me and mr. pancakes 1 year from now
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>>43961981
We <3
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>>43962054
>get it
no
>>43962065
>my art is improving
no
>>43962067
>mr. pancakes
no
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>>43962067
Need to photoshop the guys head atleast twice the size to a big round watermelon
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>>43962067
yucko has this now and it makes me seethe
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give me a bf now give me a bf now give me a bf now
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people i dont like shouldn t have what i want
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>>43962123
his bf is fine asf id let em fuck me idk how he got em probably treats em like shit too poor guy ill take em soon then you’ll see us together in the chat :p id be licking his feet every night if i got someone like that
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>>43962133
You're already gay. What more do you want?
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>>43962054
Now Im mad.

You win this time, but I will have my vengeance I swear it.
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There’s some liberal dude on my ig feed who’s making thirst trap gay content but has a girlfriend i fucking hate straggots
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Uh oh she's feeling mad and lonely tonight
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>no
>no
>no
The ever predictable repper fantasy.
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>>43962146
I'd ask for a link but if it's a liberal, its not really that straight
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does yucko have money or fire d to get that gu y ://
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You dont deserve to quit porn
Pump your gooner dong, its what youre good for
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>>43962164
Had a view of my uncle from this POV when I was a teen and couldn’t help but sleep next to him all throughout summer
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Viva Taqueria is now closed.

Somewhere in east La Loma, a frustrated middle aged pervert, proudly camouflaged in teen gear, wanders darkened parking lots looking for wifi and a place to sit and scroll until he is allowed back in the apartment.
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rate sissyuncbiboomers outfit she planned for days she loves wearing nylong stockings they make her feel so dashing
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>>43962138
*blocked*
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How long do you wait to wash the bussy off your face after you eat ass?
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>>43962178
Wtf
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>>43962237
Sorry I was horny
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gay sex uwu
rawr! ;3 gimme your cock.
*glomps you*
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thoughts on Modern Family?
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>>43962178
He did it on purpose cuz youre a fag
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Honestly some head and maybe occasional hole is fine. I really don't need 99% of the crazy shit you people are on about half the time or know why anyone would spend so much time absolutely fixated on it. Or how you could without realizing and accepting that maybe you have problems and its really nothing to do with dicks.

But this is what you all seem to consider gay and normal, and knowing that, there is no point in me arguing it. If you all seem to agree that gay means crazy because it has something to do with dicks, Idt anyone is inclined to debate your rationale if the general conclusion seems sound.
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Idt think it should surprise anyone that an atypical sex interest would reside in mentally atypical people. What I think happened is that a bunch of mis-developed, maladjusted people realized they had a vaguely similar kink, and decided that was why they had such problems and rallied around that rather than just face whatever actual damage they have and do something about it. Its the same as blacks who celebrate every antisocial behavior that exists and then claim their problem is a system of racial oppression.

See also: Austin Bop.
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My Way by Olivia's Rodridgos is So Cersei like... That's Haaa.
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Wtf is wrong with you poeople are always posting sofcore and it makes me uncomfortable
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Meep...
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Hello good evening. How are you doing? I hope you're feeling well today.

>>43961643
I have needs
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>>43962409
I'm drinking hot Dr Pepper and listening to bathwaters flowing
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>>43962260
I've never watched it. The last comedy series I saw was The Office but I liked it very much.
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>>43962431
Oh are you getting ready for a bath? I hope you enjoy it!
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oh gosh i'm just so horny
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I passed my first exam in my 2nd master’s!
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Excuse me, but I had the floor.

As I was saying, the gays... The problem, I think, primarily is the homosexuality.
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>>43962450
No hehe I just like wasting water.
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Seen here proving the point, rare lost footage of Marina creating a debauched spectacle of depravity in front of strangers. Absolute scandal and degeneracy.
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>>43961643
https://youtu.be/FW_98_DquUg?si=D8G9GNNxUTLtRIir
What did you get daddy for father day?
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>>43962434
>the office
oh man
there was a period of time where my mental health was way worse than it is now, and I had The Office playing continuously for about two years. every day, it would be on from when I woke to until I feel asleep. I've seen the entire series through multiple times bc of that, it was such a help bc it was familiar and grinding etc
still, I just can't watch it at all now bc I know every line and every beat even a decade later
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Do you have an AI boyfriend or have tried it before? They seem to be getting more popular.

>>43962546
Do you like the sound of waterfalls? Sometimes the sound of running water is soothing.
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>>43962622
Wow that's impressive! I'm glad you could find comfort in it. I like listening to podcasts throughout the day because it's familiar and engaging.
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if your bf asked u to breed him every night would u get annoyed
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Don't go Jason Waterfalls </3
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https://files.catbox.moe/o5skyt.mp4
Dancing with the stars <3
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>>43962709
ip grabba thats how he impersonizes me
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>>43962711
No way hose
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>>43962656
I would make love with my bf daily <3
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This new coffee wasnt a disaster (so far). And a damn sight cheaper, less than a third what I normally pay for my preferred. I still can't get over how dark and powdery it is though.
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>>43962742
Can you post an audios of your coffee farts ?
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>>43962630
Hi Marina. It seems like I never get a chance to talk to you. You seem to post most frequently when I go to sleep (;´-`).

Just out of curiosity do you enjoy living in California? I mean is the rent good, what about the climate is it too dry? Is the crime bad where you reside, and do homeless people usually cause problems for you? Finally do you enjoy hiking, and are you scared of mountain lions? I'm assuming you're the Cali anon, although I may be mixing you up with Debaser? Sorry if this is a lot of questions too, I'm just curious is all lol.
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>>43962630
I have an ai boyfriend hes JAK from JAK 2
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Its fathers day? That means I have some serious trolling I should get to.
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My boyfriend...
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Do do do de dem do do de de dem
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Im so freaking scared right now...
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Why is your name pancakes?
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I have gots to be honest guys I get scared sometimes
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>>43962845
Mine booty..
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>>43962845
Because my kitty used to be named mr pancakes... 0_0
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>>43962851
I have a gut feeling you ate it
:(
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>>43962164
I simply can't contextualize what sort of person gets off to this. I scrolled through while jerking off and seeing this actively killed my boner.
>>43962630
Hi, Marina, hope you're doing well today. I don't have an AI boyfriend but I do use various bots (janitorai and the like) to ERP, fulfill fantasies I can't in real life. More engaging than 'mere' erotica and it demands a certain level of effort in eloquence, phrasing, imagination, etc., so I'd like to think it rots my brain less.
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>>43962867
They say I'm bananas just because I fosters a cat :/
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I have a specific question…
How do guys with these chest hair stubbles feel like? Do they feel good when rubbing lol I wanna touch one :333
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I need a man
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>>43962906
We can go to the locals gas station and be like Heeeeyyyy boys! hehes IS IT PINK???
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I need a hero im holding out for a hero for the end of the night...
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I never thought of it this way, but I have the best AI bf in San Andreas. She's a tart who does nothing but lay in bed in her underwear all day waiting for D and watching tv and says almost nothing.

On the down side, she will blast me with an Uzi if I accidentally bump her with the fender pulling out of the driveway.
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I meant to eat dinner. I really did.

The coffee is probably killing my appetite while simultaneously wracking my insides.
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>>43962898
Like freshly shaved cheeks but the hairs are much softer. Wanna touch mine? ;)
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I would never let an incel touch me...
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https://voca.ro/1ltsHKDC8sdD
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I would never let an chud touch my woke body
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Im so alone in the thread...
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to you I must confess anon. and only you. Like a message in a bottle cast to sea.

>have non-binary (male) best friend
>and roommate
>best friends for years....and years
>cute, short, beautiful long dark hair, sly brown eyes
>he's so smart
>he's so delicate and poised
>like a beautiful song bird
>we talk for hours and hours, late into the night, having drinks, listening to music
>have many adventures
>share many rooms
>and tents
>I'm falling for him
>badly
>desperately
>nobody has ever made me feel like this
>all the songs, all the movies, all the great works of romance that were once wasted on me
>they finally resonate in full
>we went hiking today
>watched his slender figure march around
>his shorts are thin, polyester, and short
>especially short today
>he likes to shave his legs, but it's been a while
>my eyes dance across them
>and then I think
>of him, so dearly
>I could only ever think dearly of him
>id do anything he asked
>worship him
>in my mind I already do
>he is my religion
>the joy that softens life on earth
>but I suffer
>if I confessed my love I fear it could ruin our friendship
>but if he relinquished himself to me
>I could marry him, grow with him
>spend the rest of my days in peace
>And I would be the happiest anon on this earth
>whatever happens I can die saying that at least
>at least I have felt the tug of love, true love, pure love
>I love you
>I love you
>I love you <3
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>>43963173
Ewww non binary gross go to the tranny thread with this...
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>>43963173
>>have non-binary (male) best friend
stopped reading
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>>43963173
that's sweet,I hope he's gay and likes you back
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>>43963173
"Non-binary"
Tell him to stop being silly and be a real man so you two can fag out together
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>>43963284
My dream seat as a Filipino guy
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what are you even doing here
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...

*deep breath

Nearly all gays used to marry women and raise kids before 19th century Jews convinced them they had girl brains like trans and still only make up less than 10% of guys with same sex experience which typically had nothing to do with sodomy for most of history because no soap or daily baths made it much less appealing to consider so most of your lore is made up by the Jew lesbians running your movement since sex the most intuitive way to grift easy money from lonely basket cases.


And I'm spent.
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i want someone to put their balls in my mouth while i jerk off
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>>43963310
But I dont really look like that I look likes this
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>>43963310
U guys would fuck a meth addict if he was white
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>>43963338
You’re still cute and huggable
>>43963340
And?
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>>43963327
umm, okay.
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Im white but I thought i was primarily Irish gaelic but turns out I am Scottish gaelic 0_0 and a tiny bit french and welsh thats what kind of white i am btw its why I have blue eyes its because im not spanish like samael who looks arab and Mexican even though he says hes white :/
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This is samael
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>>43963385
His hair is black but he dyes it red or something... kind of wierd if you asked me
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i'm jewish.
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>>43963394
What kind of jew are you? I heard jews have reptilian dna... 0_0 is that true...?
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I heard Filipino is the most powerful race
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>>43963399
ya. my body doesn't properly thermo dynamically regulate so i prefer warm climates like florida in the winter and new york in the summer.
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>>43963403
Wow you sound rich to be able to do that
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>>43963381
Your eyes are somewhat blueish-green, it’s amazing
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I dont have any money because the rich people hoard all the money from the poor people
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>>43963410
not rich, just jewish. i don't spend.
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>>43963401
I’m just cute, a bit autistic but not powerful
I’m broke too ill probably fuck lonely guys in a few years if I don’t make bag
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>>43963394
is your hole hairy?
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>>43963417
What do you mean they hoard your money? Did you get robbed by a rich person? I’ve only ever been robbed by poor people
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>>43963413
Ya this is my normal picture of what I looked like when I was clean shaven (however my hair was dyed black its usually brown)
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But this is what ai says I would look like as filipino and I think he is cute
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>>43963429
Rich people exploit poor peoples labour and steal all the money from them... litcherally because poor people have all the hard jobs like ditch digger and rich people have all the easy jobs like supervisor or business ceo...
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>>43963434
Our son :3
Looks mexican lol
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Litcherally Finland proved that its cheaper to just give poor people housing then it is to let them be homeless because of the property damage crimes and hospital visits associated with homelessness that means that the only reason they let you be homeless is a big fuck you
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Mr Pancakes should be committed to a disreputable mental institution and stop shitting up the thread with his pestiferous verbal effluent, which is more akin to the syntactically primitive gibbering of a BONOBO or a CHIMPANZEE than human speech. He is a great ape from darkest Tanzania.
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>>43963461
Why are you so mean to my boyfriend:(
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>>43963467
Because, unlike most gorillas, he isn't even funny.
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Imma look up pestiferous and if its an actual word Im keeping it.
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I enjoy a lot of pan-takes. Its just that he is quite mad, so...
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I only eat spongebob ice creams
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>>43963487
Yes, and whilst some time spent in closer proximity to madness than typical may benefit the conscious mind, and endow upon it a fascinating set of experiences, extended propinquity simply leads to irritation, hatred, balding, fatigue, and possibly even a madness of one's own. I'll be damned if Mr Chimpancakes inflicts such a fate upon me.
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>>43963499
Lol bitnch I make you MALD
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>>43963503
You are a mongoloid simian from the zoo.
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I knew if I just tried hard enough, I could make a meal out of Doritos.

Apparently the cheesiest ones are at the bottom of the bag.

dw I only had about a dozen
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>>43963508
Gamer fuel
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lol I think I am being parodied and its funny.
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Bitnch if I was a chimpanzee I would know it...
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Mr Pancakes in his natural habitat, unmolested by civilization
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Now I kinda want one'a dem bob-cicles. I never buy treats like that though like Dove bars or such because I eat them too fast.

I still get one of those Moose Tracks nutty cones sometimes if I see them though ... cuz.... cuz theyre Moose Tracks...
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>>43963571
mmm nutty cones
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Welp.
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Mr Pancakes if we’re together
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I'd like to suck a nutty cone
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!
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>>43963589
"Mr Pancakes if we're together"
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>>43963594
You wouldn’t get it
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>>43963593
... ?
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>>43963599
"You wouldn't get it"
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Have you ever noticed any interesting effects from retaining your semen?
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>>43963654
>day 15
>people can smell jizz leaking out through my pores
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>>43963654
>straight men terrified of being emasculated
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>day x
>reddit
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the only type of semen retention i'm interested in is my bf and i retaining each other's semen in our holes
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Just learned yet another ex trans'd

I swear I did nothing!
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when your vibes are so rancid people change their gender to get further away from you
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I'd rather place a toothpick beneath my toenail and kick the wall
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gonna be hot tonight
convince me to go out, cause i dont wanna...
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>>43963756
go where there is ac
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Babe, I would never convince anybody to go out. We should all bedrot.
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>>43963761
wanna bedrot with my pole against your hairy hole
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"MONICA"?!?!?
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penis itching update
been throwing cream on it for a few days now
its more burny than itchy now
just showered, that made the itch go down
its getting better, slowly

in other news, I am making the sauce for tuna casserole, which is cream of mushroom soup but thick basically.
I just finished making chicken stock with roasted chicken wings, reducing it a bit.
Then I have to chop up mushrooms, onions, cook them, add flour, milk, chicken stock, cook it through, then add peas and vinegar at the end. Then all you have to do is cook the pasta, add the tuna pouches, the sauce, and sprinkle with breadcrumbs and cheese and bake.
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tfw no bf to make me boipreggers uwu
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>>43963772
Oh, I forgot it was "Keep-Kicking-the-Eternally-Single-Guy-in-the-Balls Day".
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>>43963758
no its gonna be s w e a t y
i guess even if it sucks its still better than sitting home alone unfucked.l, need to chceck if painkillers interact with what drugs
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>armpits smell like cupcakes because my bf bought me vanilla deodorant
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>>43963839
well stay home if it's less sweaty
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>>43963772
>mushroom soup
wtf dont eat your boiled fungus feet u freak
no wonder u sick
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>>43963851
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>>43961643
Who said straight guys don't do that in the last thread?
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>>43963772
that's great. Please keep us updated Mr. itchy penis
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>>43963654
They probably just communicate via telepathy in Vatican city
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good morning!
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>>43963938
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>bumble into ancient IG account that I never used in ten thousand years
>endless degeneracy and "urban culture"
I had no idea the default internet was so ghetto. Its like World Star started a soft porn company, set it at Walmart and dubbed Spotify over it with free Capcuts. Its the bloody Zoomocalypse.
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>>43963947
its a girl, delta
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In the time we have been apart, this degenerate ex seems to have ticked off every fucking meme kink that exists.
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>>43963961
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>>43963963
what have you done
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>>43963961
Delta wouldn't care, a hole is a hole even if it's a bonus hole
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No one here probably knows this, but in the pre-internet era, there were these things called newsletters and zines. Cheap print media. Some were literally made off copy machines.

Bisexuals on the west coast had one. It was called "Anything that Moves."
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>>43963972
Ew
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shiza is burning kat von d's house rn
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>>43963979
that's cool gramps
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>>43963981
I want to see your thick cock in a woman's vagina, a trans person and a bull of those two. Just like the old times that 90s were about.
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>>43963971
I. Did. Nothing.

I have literally lost track of how many exs went trans. This one was already a meme kinkster. I overlooked it because he was a blowjob savant.

Only one hinted at transing while we were together. I meant it as a joke but apparently he didnt realize it. So I felt like a dick when I had to talk him down off the trans ledge.

I mean its kind of funny but I also feel bad because to me it signals some real emotional and image problem. Idc about the get up or pretending, but a lot of them legitimately fall into their fantasy world and detach from reality and become unstable. And the "movement" is nothing but enablers that will enable anything just to do it, so they have no legit help for them.

I knew this one was going to bork his life without someone to keep him stable but jfc. I might be wrong but I get the sense a lot of gays trans to cope with gay death. The ones that start young are invariably basket cases with shit parents. A lot of people with shit childhoods struggle to find meaning or relevance to themselves and look to outside fringes but the scale is becoming overwhelming. Its not just trans/gays but I guess they seem more conspicuous. The culture has been in a cascading collapse for some time. Im pretty sure the internet has something to do with it. Its getting more difficult to think its an accident too.
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>>43964011
yeah ok whatever but i know that a of tranny chasers too end up trans
so i can wait until you get tranny from your tranny ex
that was with trannies too
and then you'll die lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWl57UR4k0
Do you wear quality tees /gg/?
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>>43964011
>I. Did. Nothing.
doubt
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>>43964022
No
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>>43964030
Ok, in hindsight, I have gotten complaints about absentmindedly "misusing" pronouns, or "feminizing" guys as if its my fault they are girly or using nicknames. But I seriously doubt something that trivial can cause someone to fall into a low-grade psychosis years after we split. That doesn't even make sense.
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>>43964022
yes, but when i was in Thailand thrifting i found quality shirts for $1 that were lightly used, so paying 25-62x for a shirt in America, even at some American thrift store seems dumb at this point

also he needs to lift weights, so tired of 40yo men or whatever his age is with the body of a child. it's so weird to look at the age of his face and then pan down to his middle school body
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Anyways sunrise is closing in and I have no tolerance for getting blasted with sunshine this early without cloud cover. So its back to the crypt for nap time. I mean to make it out to the deli hopefully sometime today anyways. Hopefully we get some bit of weather to keep things balanced.
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>>43964061
>it's so weird to look at the age of his face and then pan down to his middle school body
i think its cute
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>>43964061
we just have a small petite skeleton it doesnt matter how much we work out :c
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>>43964096
post small petite hole
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>>43964096
post unpetite gigantic pole that all petite skeletors have
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>>43963997
Never touched a vagoo
Never will
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>>43964140
Can I touch your boigina?
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>>43964148
No
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>>43964180
How about your boinis?
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Is it inappropriate to try to hit on men that look dl and post reels with local hashtags?
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>>43964202
it's dumb because DLs are human garbage
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>>43964225
I'm aware of that, but he's also a cute weather autist...
And the universe has been shining on me this week, I don't want to ignore a sign.
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>>43964258
>I'm aware of that, but
every dumbass ever
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>>43964225
why are they human garbage
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I tried for so long to cum handsfree with toys but can't
Then I asked my fwb for help and it happens on the first try
Once the pleasure gets to be too much I lose focus if I have to do the dildoing but with someone else in control I can just enjoy the feeling and give directions
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>>43964348
been telling you guys this
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>>43964022
50 bucks for one ONE?! t ????!? lamoakoaka
my fav shirt is a tight whitey thats is worn to holes
its shining through
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>>43964348
>it happens on the first try
with his cock?
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>>43964061
>40yo men
thats a britbong 8teeny...
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My bf rode my cock so hard it almost snapped
I pushed him off me lol
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>>43963901
I finished the sauce. It took a while. Grated some cheese into the sauce and for the top.
It tastes good, took a while to thicken.

I see why people just buy canned soup but this does taste sooooo much better.

farmers market opens soon, gonna get some fish
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mouf wide open mouf wide open like i'm at the dentist
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A gay rattlesnake
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>>43964406
Hows your cock?
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>>43964452
still itchy but im trying not to touch it, it's mostly burning now and the skin is kinda crispy and fried
the anti-fungals do usually make your skin peel a bit
I guess I might shower before bed
tomorrow I'm driving to ohio
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>>43964446
he looked so much better with a masculine nose
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How the fuck did Debaser get an STI? Who would fuck it?
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>>43964485
>Who would fuck it?
Canadian vivisector guy
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>>43964520
A who?
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>>43964528
You don't wanna know honestly
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>>43964446
how do people not see that he is a mega bottom
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this one makes me lol every time
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>>43964463
You should shower before bed. But if you’re not comfortable you could just use sanitizing wipes to clean it a bit.

Hope you feel better!
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Post a bird
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>>43964446
a fanny pack? oh god
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>>43964576
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i want a boyfriend
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https://youtu.be/Ajdp18kKZDE
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>>43964574
I have a bunch of packing chores to do, and my back is already sore
:(
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>>43964716
stop posting this disgusting thing
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>>43964733
I thought you guys liked seals
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haven't watched a single world cup game. maybe i need to watch but it's just a boring sport.. maybe more boring than F1. doin't see the enjoyment in it. maybe my brain is rotted and dying
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...
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God I just love when my beard is all soft and fluffy after a shower
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found this list of gay books but it's a slog going through to them to decide what to read. 80% are written by women or trans men
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>>43964741
i do but not what you make of them and not the disgusting face and a person i was refering to
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>>43964776
only poetry books, children's books, and artistic books i like
anything over 100 pages is a waste of time
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>>43962791
Hi Sealposter! How are you? Yes, I like California. There's lots of variety. The cost of living isn't too high but it does get up to 110 degrees fahrenheit in the summer. It seems pretty low crime. I feel comfortable going outside at night. Nobody usually causes problems. It's all pretty mellow in my neighborhood. :)
Yes I enjoy hiking though I haven't done it much, and I'm kind of scared of them haha. I wouldn't want to be close to one. And that's okay! I don't mind the questions.

>>43962795
>>43962806
Wow handsome ^-^

>>43962870
Hi Anon! I am doing well, thank you! I hope you are well too. I've never thought of using AI to flirt. Do you feel it makes you better at it?
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>>43964846
lol
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>>43964857
Shel Silverstein has the best books I've ever read, way better than Dr Seuss on every level. Don't Bump the Glump is probably my favorite book ever.
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>>43964744
i dont enjoy watching any sports. may be for some hot guys and asses but thats about it
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>>43964891
lmao
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>>43964776
read faggots
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>>43964891
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>>43964914
ok
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>>43964929
artistic jews are the only good jews
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goddamnit i hate being a bottom
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>>43964446
>>43964573
He needs my dih bad
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i love being a bottom coded, i hate bottoming, i love other bottoms, i want a bottom boyfriend
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love is a tickle, a nudge, and a grin
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>>43964397
penile fracture is no joke
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The opposite of god is hitler
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i tried to make new bread but it told me to wait some 250 seconds before i can make it and i know i will have to solve about 5 different captchas as well. lol. fuck you, gookmoot. im not your fucki pawn in this shitfest board. eat shit, luv
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>>43965049
good bread needs to rest and rise
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>>43965003
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The opposite of shiza is jesus
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the opposite of pizza is shiza
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new legs
>>43965094
>>43965094
>>43965094



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