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last treat: >>43965094
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>>43968614
this is a straight
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"use it or lose it"
^me, to your penis
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>>43968679
>every bottom
lose it please
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>>43968614
Get your filthy feet off my chocolates
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Reminder to put on sunscreen
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>>43968610
link the uncensored version
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>>43968694
im a bottom and i love my penis, actually
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>>43968740
Same. Sometimes my top needs a dick inside him too
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>>43968673
nonsense women don't want foot doms
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>>43968778
bottoms do and they do everything women do
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i'm a vers top but i think i might start calling myself vers
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>>43968815
is rubbing foot fungus on a chocolate egg domming now?
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>>43968844
>i'm a bottom but i think i might start calling myself bottom
?
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>>43968865
it's good enough for burger King
>>43968873
looking at a man's face while prodding his hole is still the beat american pastimebut maybe i want that to be me more often ... ?
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>>43968778
ma'am she lives in grayscale. that's either a straight with no interior decorating skills or a gay psycho. let's see paul allen's monochrome
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>>43968910
>it's good enough for burger King
america is a mess
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>>43968910
ok bottom
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Okay
All right
It's about damn time!
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>>43968943
post hole and I'll show you an erection
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Why is no one using the mr pancakes thread
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>>43968996
i only show hole to tops
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>>43969011
sockfags run this shit
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my head... hurts... :(...
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>>43969059
Me, too. I'm about to eat and drink, and maybe take an ibuprofen
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>>43969127
good reminder, I need to go get some ibuprofen
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I think my gayness stems from daddy issues and it makes my OCD worse ewww please
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>>43969175
my gayness stems from men being sexy, but I also have OCD and daddy issues and if really sucks, sry anon
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I have mental illness
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>>43969217
Men are so sexy yeah. I barely remember liking older men but not attracted to them, I even had a girlfriend until one night I discovered bodybuilders in skype and that made me full blown gay
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zzzzzz
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MO BOUNCE IN THE MUTHA FUCKING HOUSE
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>>43969295
>even had a girlfriend
ew
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>until one night I discovered bodybuilders in skype and that made me full blown gay
lol
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what should i do?
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>>43969400
Cum
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>>43969400
me
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>>43969304
Bro change your flagggg
Nice ass tho
>>43969333
I still remember the moment he flexed his biceps and I kissed my screen
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>>43969427
>he flexed his biceps
that's all it took for your hole to twitch?
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>>43969448
It was my first time seeing a man do it for me
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>>43969448
Not him but think of it yourself, it's pretty and hypnotizing sight
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>>43969470
that's not how being gay works but have fun
>>43969483
depends on the man
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>>43969508
jealous fag
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Hiii good afternoon

>>43966487
Yes hehe it's a nice language

>>43966505
Perfect for me hahaha I'm a novice cook

>>43967116
I agree! And yes I took a nap but now I'm awake. :)
What would you like to ask me?
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You all need to learn how to spot nastyposter and her trap questions
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>>43969304
Игги Aзилия
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2xtWgBlzk
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>>43969400
something outrageous
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>>43969518
transphobia fucks up your hairline
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>>43969523
of what ma'am?
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I'm the George Soros of gaygen
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>>43969304
who wears it better?
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>>43969640
boxer briefs
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>>43969640
I wish I looked like this instead of being ugly and gaydead
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>>43969295
>bodybuilders in skype and that made me full blown gay
that'll do it
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i'm wearing flannel boxers for the bottoms
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is it true that jeffrey dahmer collected skulls
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>>43969725
daddy
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i wish i looked like this
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>>43968614
I really want to lick/eat food off a cock someday, but everyone I’ve been with has been grossed out by the idea of mixing food with sex
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Material gworl
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>>43969736
Spongebob jumpscare queen
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>>43969740
It's about spontaneity. If you make stuff a thing, it's just lame.
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>>43969640
This is what Mayans saw under the conquistador armor
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>>43969707
i wish you weren't a mentally ill fat lazy sloppy tranny that gave up on herself and her body
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>>43969725
my middle school crush used to wear flannel boxers uwu
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>go to pick up pizza
>get called ma'am
reeeeee

>>43969769
I think you're confusing me for someone else
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that modesto odor
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>>43969740
i think the idea is less gross with dessert foods
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>>43969728
yeah he also had a webcam and laptop and was running redrooms for the illuminati
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Brl
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i bred my top bf and he has never been the same since.. i'm worried for him
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Hipster with the full beard and the flannel shirt and the manbun straight outta 2011
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>>43969811
Post his feet
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>>43969811
How did he react? I topped my bear bf and he gave me the bestest kiss. It was so hot, even as a bottom I felt dominated and I came liters inside him
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people thinking GNC men must be transwomen is soul killing
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>>43969740
i want to eat chocolate pudding out of a bussy
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>>43969814
the last generation of masc bottoms
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>>43969849
men like that were never masc
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>>43969840
can you stop being so disingenuous for once
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>>43969863
you're a troon that draws shitty scribbles that was exiled from mtfg paige, don't speak on men, masculinity or whichever thing you no longer can relate even on a biological basis
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>>43969867
wdym
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>get a large order of mozzarella sticks at Sonic
>only give me 1 marinara sauce
fast food is such aids these days
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slayer <3's paige
^^
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>>43969795
>illuminati
Is that how they called the epstein list back then?
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>>43969889
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I think I'm getting subtle tummy muscles

https://litter.catbox.moe/8xsw2x.jpg
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>>43969913
¿que?
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>>43969889
but she's right. manbuns aren't masc
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>>43969795
Jesus christ hes hot af
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hot guys who don't know they're hot > tryhards who think they are hot > hot guys who know they are hot
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>>43970068
idk, there's something charming about calling a guy hot or handsome and him being like "I know"
it's sexy and confident
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>>43970133
No its not, it just makes him come off as an annoying insufferable asshole. I despise confident men. Confidence is the least attractive trait of all time
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>>43970133
vanity is feminine and therefore sissy weak and gay
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>>43970180
>vanity is feminine
lmaooooo

>>43970175
predator type shit
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Gays should be able to buy a large island and start our own country.
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>>43970175
confidence is not conceit
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>>43970240
bro, Ireland?
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>>43970068
There’s a delivery guy I stalked, has stoner vibes, I clicked on his highlights and he’s got a twink friend who he carries in his back I got so fucking jealous why can’t gay a virgin fag like me experience that
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>>43970253
Those leprechauns would throw an absolute fit.
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>>43970240
republic or monarchy?
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>>43970255
straight guys have more connection with each other, innate brotherhood

gay guys are judgemental and despise each other
also preys on straight guys

gays are evil
I agree with the Christians
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>>43970221
>predator type shit
how? Sorry i dont want a man who constantly reminds me of how inferior i am
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>>43970296
Hybrid. Republic for tops, but whoever has the biggest dick is declared king of the bottoms. Bottoms have no rights, naturally.
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>>43970240
They did. Predictably, it had no people, no ports, no cities, no infrastructure and ended as a joke. It was created for gay marriage and ended when Australia legalized it.

Proving that even if you give gays their own island, just as many will marry there as anywhere else, and they are all talk. If it takes more actual work than sex to build something, they aren't interested and wont commit to it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands
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>>43970304
>I agree with the Christians
Fuck those poser pussies. Alluha Akbar.
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>>43968614
I hate any sub or dom who makes it their whole personality.
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>>43970348
That's a bunch of reefs and shit. There's pretty much nothing to build on even if you wanted to.
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>>43970393
True to form, it is made of sea waste, was noted for shipwrecks and its economic foundation was guano. Literal batshit. So gays picked it as their land of pride.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cato_Reef#Cato_Island
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43970547

I hate you yucko you dont deserve your bf
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Why so many gays and trannies love incest so much?
Disgusting.
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>>43970547
he looks like he bottoms for hairy vers tops
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>Straight friend who you have a crush on
>Asks you
>”Hey man, im curious, no offense but are you gay?


What’s the response?
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How is your weekend going?
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>>43970602
"yeah, why?"
i'm not in the closet
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>>43970619
Im still in it
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>>43970593
Because you can never get a baby from it, so the estigma doesn't make much sense. Partially
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Feet fetish creeps me out so bad why do we have to use this thread...
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>>43970610
Hi marina
Going for a short walk later ;)
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>>43968282
>>43968282
>>43968282
Mine was posted FIRST
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Do yall want to see what I did
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I cant show ya cause ill get banned but I can show ya on a pillow I use cause the things flatter then a doornail
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nobody wants to see anything of yours
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>>43969427
>Bro change your flagggg
Shan't
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>>43970755
Get his ass
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>>43970602
just say yeah, you're gay
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>>43970240
calm down fagneto
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>>43970755
Pipe down fatty
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>>43970063
well he is now
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>>43970240
We'd make Japan's birthrate look high in comparison. How would we reproduce?
>>43970593
Hi Jager. I thought I'd let you know that my cat is doing better, he has a urinary problem going on, but the vet has prescribed him some meds for it. I got bit on my finger trying to give him some, but I'm fine. Hehe... Σ(-∀-;)
>>43970610
Howdy again Marina. I thought I'd let you know that I read your last post and thought it was very insightful. Reason I mentioned the homeless was because I thought that was a stereotype for California, but maybe it's more of a Sanfran or L.A thing? By the way have you been to any major cities in Cali, how were they? If you have any questions about what it's like living in my area (New England). Or if you just want to ask me something else, then feel free to ask (^-^)/
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>>43970951
>How would we reproduce?
life, uh, finds a way
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>>43970602
Play this carefully and think it through. Whatever the reason he is asking, the topic is on his mind and you have to shape this carefully. Most gays go way too fast. You have to let the idea cook for a while or they feel pursued which is usually ick even when its a woman. If you have no confidence and you're an anxiety case like most gays around normal men, it doesn't matter, its already over. And this was worded as a hypothetical or else you already answered.
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Gay, gay, faggot, gay, homosexual, gay, faggot, gay, homosexual, cocksucker, fairy, sissy, faggot.
Sorry just wanted to get that off my chest.
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>>43970933
look who's talking
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>>43970975
Pretty sure Stonetoss warned us about gay "reproduction"?
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Reminder that gender affirming care extends to things cisgendered people do and cannot be separated from care trans people receive and so if they ban hrt for transwomen theyll have to ban estrogen for post menopausal women too
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>>43971030
Can you believe that the girl The Ring died irl?
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>>43970639
Then he is asking two questons, not one, and the gay one is the least relevant. You have to find out why they are asking and do it indirectly, in which case its best to take the initiative and talk around it first as a vibe check so you have the game tempo and then wait for him to signal he is ready to kick.

The other question implied is "do you tell people you are into that" with no context why. Depending on context, he might be trying to see if you trust him or if you are just socially incompetent. You don't owe anyone a truth if it can be used against you. There are ways of answering without answering, such as the famous "non-denial denial".

Believe me, I'm a bisexual. That you can trust.
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>>43971050
Dang R.I.P Lilo voice. I have a bad habit of finding out about peoples passing here. Same thing with Oliver Tree.
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>>43971045
straight men molest more children than gay men do, both overall and per capita
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>>43971106
Not true I seen a story about a gay couple who adopted a baby and raped his hole out MANY SUCH CASES
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>>43971067
>Believe me, I'm a bisexual
Thank you, an opinion of a straggot that thinks he's special and gay is really important to know
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Im reminded of the time I was 17 and my older 40 something year old boyfriend was raping my hole out... :/
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>>43971130
we don't care about you at all sis save that sob story for your the rapist
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>>43971130
"Im reminded of the time I was 17 and my older 40 something year old boyfriend was raping my hole out... :/"
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>>43971139
Okay but one last one when I was 10 or 11 my scout master put his fingers inside me
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My nose has never been the same ever since
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>>43971106
Do you think I'm straight lol? I just saw a video on Count Dankula's 2nd channel that he uploaded a day ago. And it's genuinely the most horrific news article I've ever seen on the internet. I still feel nauseous even after watching it.
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>>43971163
"My nose has never been the same ever since"
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>>43971116
yeah that happened recently, very disturbing hope they get killed violently
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>>43971141
That looks like dan...
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>>43971166
no
I'm just saying that child Minnesota isn't like a way that gays reproduce
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>>43971179
"That looks like dan..."
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Just because you dont understand me doesnt mean I am not intelligent
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>>43971197
"Just because you dont understand me doesnt mean I am not intelligent"
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Guys... I think I may be a closeted heterosexual. I might be slowly losing my gayness abilities oh fuck. Quick I need to watch some Rupaul or something... someone save me before its too late, ahh I can feel it creeping up inside me heeeeelp. ( ;∀;)
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>>43971235
you can always leave, don't forget to shut the door as you go
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>>43971235
Thats a nice seal you got there
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>>43971258
"Thats a nice seal you got there"
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>>43971251
Rude! Σ(`Д´ )
>>43971258
Ewww
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>>43971235
What part, specifically, is ebbing away?
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27 is too young for me someone messaged me who was 27 and I thought no way thats way too young...
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>>43971313
"27 is too young for me someone messaged me who was 27 and I thought no way thats way too young..."
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I am 24 though x3 i wish men aged like
18 19 45 46 etc
And just skipped all the awkward in between ages and went straight from twink to daddy
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>>43970951
>How would we reproduce?
We can start be at the forefront of bioengineering and begin the creation of the thunderwarriors
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>>43971319
"I am 24 though x3 i wish men aged like
18 19 45 46 etc
And just skipped all the awkward in between ages and went straight from twink to daddy"
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>>43971319
That's a rough 24
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:/ he thinks he's doing all that well I am ignoring him and living my best live... MWAUH
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>>43971334
No its not I look my age lots of people say I look 21...
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i'm back home, i'm taking my sneakers off, but the thread looks poopy so i'm playing Civ 5
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>>43971302
Idk... I just sometimes think about my future is all. Like do I want to have children before I leave the world behind, is being gay a "phase"? And yeah I know IVF is an option, but its expensive and requires a lot of trust. All this being said I'm not completely disgusted by women, but I still would much rather yearn for a large burly man who can take care of me, then a small skinny woman who I will probably not understand me. This thread is giving me bad vibes so I might take my leave for now...
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A gay boy who grew up in a male dominated household, and gay boy who grew up in a female dominated household lived two completely different experiences.
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>>43971390
What're the bad vibes?
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Where is the buff hobbit cutie Samael?
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>>43971349
aww you look like you cried a lot today
is it because you feel so misunderstood?
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who are you
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>>43971455
A real human bean
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>>43971394
That's true. I'm a boy that grew up in a female dominated house until almost too late. As much as I want to believe that I'm capable of building a stable relationship with both fems and masc I know the better option is if I have a gay guy that grew up in a male dominated household. Because I'm a woman and he would be a stable strong normal real man. Because I'm also trans but not practicing.
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>>43971444
I cry sometimes when im lying in bed just to get it all out whats in my head
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think i have a stalker, some guy contacted me on my FB which I just use for family and friends I grew up with (only log in like once a month), talking about how he saw me at a coffee shop, knew my order, what I was wearing, my vehicle, and of course its a blank profiles with no picture, probably not even his real name, why can't he just act normal and contact me in a normal way? no idea how he knows my name or knew how to find my FB profile
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>>43971502
"I cry sometimes when im lying in bed just to get it all out whats in my head"
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>>43971503
It was me
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>>43971512
not Canadian
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>>43971512
"It was me"
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I thought it could be an employee at the coffee shop who saw my name on my debit/credit card
but I don't remember seeing a male employee work there, they were all female.
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>>43971546
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>look up something trying to find something else
>find out the name is shared with a gay bathhouse in my city
>ashamedly click on it out of morbid curiosity
>find myself disgusted by what it advertises, what it is, and the knowledge of what goes on there
>even though it isn't explicit in its advertisements

is this weird? I watch porn and all but there's something that just seems disgusting about gay "culture"
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>>43971576
Was a major vector for AIDS, I hate it too
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>>43971565
He could be a trans man, how would you know?
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>>43971576

Specifically, what exists outside of pornography. This is to say, the thought of actually being in one of these orgy-stations repulses me
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>>43971565
Someone from school maybe?
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>>43971588
something is amiss

>>43971608
not in school
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>>43971546
what a beautiful creature
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>>43971576
gay culture is so diverse
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cold bf just kissed me and hugged me from behind?
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idanon & mr pancakes as a couple...thoughts?
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i started adderall and i thought it was working but now i just feel flat all of the time lmao
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>>43971130
Even a homeless brazilian junkie wouldn’t wink at you
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>>43971668
Not true at all and wtf is that supposed to mean I bet Brazilian junkies are gorgeous...
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>>43971688
"Not true at all and wtf is that supposed to mean I bet Brazilian junkies are gorgeous..."
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>>43971688
Yeah theyre my niche kind of men lol
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>>43971319
You’re 24???
Bitch I thought you’re 37

I even called you daddy im 25 and I look like your son
White people need to use sunscreen
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i feel you GD i aint aging too well either norwood reaper came for me. we had a good run gg
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where's tex
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>>43971349
to be fair most niggas here thrive off making u feel like crap
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>>43971720
Im 24 years old...
>white people needs to wear sunscreen
Bintch name a flaw do I have wrinkles? Are there liver spots? I don see any... I dont think the issue is my skin i think I am just hairy... and so your asian brain thought I was older...
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>>43971759
Molesting little boys
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Sandy's cheeks
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Tfw no foxboy bf
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>>43971880
"Sandy's cheeks"
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>>43972007
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>>43971794
There are white guys with beards that look 25
You gotta stop eating shit foods that makes you age faster
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He isn’t 24
He’s a lying ass pedo
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>>43972019
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>>43972024
Why are you bullying a child im litcherally younger then you unc
>>43972050
Im 24...
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>>43972066
"Why are you bullying a child im litcherally younger then you unc"

"Im 24..."
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He thinks he is slaying and scalping with those monkey pictures but all hes doing is shouting in the wind...
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wtf test train wifi is being abused
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>>43971744
he came for you ten years ago by yhe looks of ot
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Why are fascists so opposed of facial hair?
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>>43972095
"He thinks he is slaying and scalping with those monkey pictures but all hes doing is shouting in the wind..."
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i was trying to figure out what life even was.
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>>43972124
post hole

this evening was a waste desu kinda aorta
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is this the real thread
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>>43972151
No the seal thread is the real thread MWUAH
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>>43972137
i declare vers bottom and many girls hit me up im that hawt kek
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>>43972158
mwah lol
post pole hole
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>>43972158
"No the seal thread is the real thread MWUAH"
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father's day is coming
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i reaallly need n outlook email and a disc acc...
so
evening was shit kinda
ni proper drugs just weed booze wtf
absolutely empty club W T F i expected a rout
im retart
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so im zero caffein zero amphetamine
some white trash loser with tats in his face is sleepin next to me on the 3 seets left
at least bottoms hot me up ..
where is shiza anyway... fay whore botch
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gonna go eepy at 0509 eh
is fonna be deep i hope
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me and pancake
2 shizos
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>>43972216
What are you getting for daddy pancakes?
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daaaamn amerimutt time is really dead eh.. waooow
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A bf will make me happy
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>>43972216
It sounds ominous when you say it.

There's literally a gay Troma horror movie by that name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2uOf99PaV8

Its what you would expect. Gay, Troma and horror. This is a warning, not a recommendation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3wecf4o5U
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>>43972324
it won't
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>>43970667
It's still so fucking disgusting!
>>43970951
I'm very glad your cat is OK, sealbutt.
How are you?
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>>43972309
you mean your father? nothing
I'm gonna visit my own father though
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>>43972309
"What are you getting for daddy pancakes?"
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>>43972333
but lack presages desire
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>>43972329
not sure what troma is but it reminds me of hobo with a shotgun, or rubber
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>>43972347
It's a studio for really schlocky, violent, pulp movies. Very enjoyable.
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>>43972318
the thread is kinda shitty
what is there to say
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>>43972338
No I mean for me silly I am your daddy after all he is just your father
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>>43972379
"No I mean for me silly I am your daddy after all he is just your father"
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>>43972370
well if humanoids were posting their laif in here there would be activities but it died out

sunday morning early morn
i have strong hickups
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>>43972318
effect of trannysucker being run out desu he spent most of the thread arguing with himself
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>>43972359
you should watch the movie Rubber then, it's very much that but also good art
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>>43972432
who was trannysucker again?
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>>43972336
I too am happy my cat appears to be feeling better, only time will tell. By the way, do you ever find yourself questioning your sexuality, or are you perfectly fine with what you are? I'm personally okay with what I am for now, but I do sometimes think about the future and it makes me wonder where I'll be in 20 years? ( ´-`)
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>>43972119
im only 26. i think it started at 19 tho so not far off
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Real gayish schlock is Larry Clark's "Teenage Caveman" (2002) or pretty much anything from Araki's Teenage Apocalypse trilogy, the most famous being "Nowhere".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkeZl2zZOo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3ZYlFShk0

I don't recommend any of them. But Caveman can be funny for being so bad and its easy enough to sit through Nowhere, but not the others.
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i wasted my youth and now i'm an old crusty 30 year old who never once had a bf to love
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>>43972444
I never question, no. I have felt very disgusted at myself.
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im saving the world
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>>43972515
Wow what a bad bad boy hes flicking his lighter thats how you know hes a bad boy...
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>>43968614
Im so fucking scared of aging i dont want to hit twink death dear god
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>>43972515
I hope I'm not misunderstanding you. But why do you feel disgusted by yourself? Is it because of your sexuality? :(

Also I should add. I have to go to bed soon because I have to get up early tomorrow, and all of the monkey posting is distressing me, but I would love to see a panda if possible before I head off to bed? (-ω-;)
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>>43972442
your mom, hA!
>>43972563
post open hole tranny

ggodamn im drunk the poiison is now very feelable
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Are you guys seriously chimp posting in this thread without me?
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>>43972445
isfiiiine
>>43972432
heh
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>>43972513
same let's die
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>>43972590
there was this loser incel gere who wiuld simp dor planet apes species two years ago kek
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>>43972597
you could take me out if you want
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>>43972611
How do you feel about orangutans?
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>>43970951
Glad your kitty is getting better, Sealy. I got to see a pair of baby skunks playing and wrestling earlier. They are so feisty, but totally harmless. I don't think they don't even have a scent till they are older. I think they have some relation to ferrets because they are so playful as pets.

They are funny because they go from being scared and distrustful to having a quick temper like badgers and forget it again in literally three seconds.

They always charge to show bravery when they feel challenged but do absolutely nothing unless something actually aggresses on them. They are built for neither speed nor combat and can barely walk, so they are adorably wobbly and clumsy. They have poor vision so they often investigate things too closely and become startled easily at what was right in front of them the whole time. Normally they avoid all detected movement, but sometimes they will snoop you and if they do, its best just to let them snoop without moving as they figure out what they have bumbled into.

A family of them used to strut past my porch at night and would stop to snoop my feet, as coons did sometimes also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_glXxZMl6cY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz1GSkJeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf8ArgnFi_U
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Im so fucking scared again tonight
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>>43972654
"Im so fucking scared again tonight"
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I gotta be honest most of the time im too fat to get an erection 0_0 what does this mean? I used to be able to get one no problem... anyone else experience this?
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Make sure to check under your bed for me tonight Mr. Pancakes. I also enjoy chewing on seal bones in my spare time
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>>43972640
Big fan, personally. One of the best apes (bonobos being superior)
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>>43972667
"I gotta be honest most of the time im too fat to get an erection 0_0 what does this mean? I used to be able to get one no problem... anyone else experience this?"
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remember youre alone for life modesto
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>>43972732
Slayer here remember you lost yucko
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Brl
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>>43972642
Yeah thanks. I'm not sure if the babies can't spray you for sure, I'd look it up first. But to answer your second question, I'm pretry sure they are closely related to mustelids, even though they're part of a different family. That's pretty cool that you had an opportunity to see such a beautiful yet misunderstood animal in real life. I've seen all sorts of wild animals where I live, black bears, raccoons, opossums, and even skunks. The opossum in question I saw was a mamma opossum, and she had like 8 babies attached to her back. It was pretry freaky at the time but also very fascinating. By the way, I feel like I recognize your writing patterns, is it perhaps time for "the spice to flow" or are you a different anon?
>>43972670
Thats it! You guys are seriously upsetting me (。-`へ´-。)

Also I have to go to bed really soon, so if you make a long reply post to me, and I dont respond thats why.
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dan would make a good xitter whore. he should make scat content
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thisvid banned scat content recently :/
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>>43972767
Yes that was me. I found this baby possum once and thought it was out on its own but later felt bac because I thought maybe it was lost and still nursing and maybe I ought have rescued it. At the time, I thought he was weaned but he was small so maybe he was lost.

Have a good night sealy. Thanks for stopping in and bringing cheer, I know it can be trying. Be well.
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>>43972788
theres no fuckin way wasnt that half their site
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Im Mr Pancakes, I like to chew on seal bones they taste like beef jerky.
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the rimming porn to farting porn to scat porn pipeline
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if a bottom shat on ur dick would u finish or stop? what if it was just a little bit?
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>>43972790
Ty and goodnight to you too, manatee friend. ^^
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>>43972739
yell at phone get blocked
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evens go for a drive
odds go to bed
dubs monster hunter
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Sit yo bean head ass down
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>>43972807
Thats why we need a total pornography ban... porn is evil and yes I would support the government banning softcore pornography as well...
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I need to go shopping but I want to buy fast food and stay inside like a goblin.
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>>43972814
I would finish uncontrollably as soon as I noticed the shit all over my dick... then I would punch the bottom in the back of the head
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>>43972877
"Thats why we need a total pornography ban... porn is evil and yes I would support the government banning softcore pornography as well..."
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Would you makes fun of me if I looked like this?
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I should collect my kidney stones and then put them in a salt grinder so I can experiment with them as a seasoning when cooking.
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>>43972907
"Would you makes fun of me if I looked like this?"
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>>43972907
In short: yes.
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>>43972922
Can I have your response in long-form
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>>43972926
"Can I have your response in long-form"
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why does methy hate pancakes now?
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>>43972942
methy is here?
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>>43972926
You look cute in this edit but I would still make fun of you.
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>>43972948
Until he posts a vocaroo I'm not buying it.
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>>43972974
I don't even know what the other guy is talking about since "Methy" has yet to mock Mr Pancakes
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>>43972982
Methy has called me a chomo a chimichanga and a honkey...
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Methy also perpetuates the lie that I torture AND murder animals...
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Okay forget the body. I only care about face and dick and feet.
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>>43973036
"Methy also perpetuates the lie that I torture AND murder animals..."
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>>43973024
Anyone purporting to be him in the thread, I mean
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do you fucking losers seriously have nothing better to talk about goddamn how do you resist killing yourselves
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What's up with /cm/? Is it literally just softcore pedophilia and nothing else
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i'm gay.
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>>43973038
I only care about big arms
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I'm so fat
fat fat fat
disgusting fat fuck
should kms but I'm too much of a fat bitch
god I fucking hate myself so much

>>43973098
it sucks how bad it's gotten desu, I haven't checked the board in months bc it's like that
there used to be good threads for cute art but most of it these days is grossly nonce filled
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>>43973203
Im the fattest bitch around these parts poser
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>>43973239
"Im the fattest bitch around these parts poser"
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Monqui
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>>43973282
>>43973282
>>43973282
new fairy
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I'm at your front steps Mr Pancakes, open up!



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