last gay >>43968614
do you ever feel like you're different from other men
>>43973282>me and the kids
>>43973294Check your bathroom, behind the shower curtain. I'm waiting
Do you ever feel like a plastique bag
>>43973292yeah but I always feel different from other peopleI'm not autistic but if a doctor told me I was, I wouldn't be surprised
>>43973203I don't really see the point of it anyways, it sounds like it's purpose-made for posting gross shota shit anyways, or stuff close to that
I just want to give you a hug. I'm actually a very friendly guy ^_^
>>43973313https://voca.ro/1nAtV5XAcmQM
>>43973335it doesn't have to be shota though
>>43973357but shota is based
>>43973363samael post
>>43973357You draw shota anyway bitch wtf has you acting like your better
>>43973384Lerrem know
>>43973390hi methy
>>43973382WhatDatMean
>>43973384i don't tho>>43973395samael is a shotacon poster itt
>>43973402I am too
*sneezes loudly in your face*
>>43973402Ohhhh sorry you just draw pre pubescent LOOKING boys in bdsm and sadistic torture situations...
>>43973415what about this looks prepubescent
>>43973432You just posted the most normal looking one in months
>>43973357Yeah, but if you have a board that's "post shota and also yaoi" then it's going to be overrun with shota since it's an avenue for them to post in, and since you can't drive them off, they'll just end up taking over the whole thing, given a lot of people will leave in disgust or uninterest as a result of that stuff.>>43973402Samael isn't a shotacon, he's more of a standard yaoi guy, no?
whens the last time you had sex? for me it was today
>>43973453yeah that's pretty much what happened>>43973451it's bc I'm getting better at drawing
>>43973453Yaoi is a gateway drug. For me, it started with watching Sensitive Pornograph... the next thing you know, I was gooning to Enzai.
>>43973458Thursday
>>43973459>blood & cum (no poo)This is sending me
>>43973459this is ridiculously attractive
>>43973458>whens the last time you had sex? a month ago>for me it was todaytell me more
>>43973458November 2024
>>43973462You know I've jerked it to yaoi and I've never become a pedophile...In fact I got more into muscles, this just sounds like a you problem.
>You know I've been a pedophile and I've never become a pedophile...
>>43973522You're lying. Your post ends in 22 which is a masonic number and we all know what they get up to.
I still get butterflies when I see a cute guy. I still get excited even if no one knows...>>43970686Oh nice! Did you go for your walk? I hope you enjoyed it.>>43970951Hmm maybe it's more common in more populated areas but here it's more semi-rural and suburban.And yes! I have been to many major cities like San Jose, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. It's fun going to them but my favorite place to go in the San Luis Obispo county, specifically Arroyo Grande and the surrounding cities. It's so peaceful there and right next to the ocean. ^-^How do you like living in New England?
>>43973538he certainly has a face. also that shirts is too big for him
>>43973532Six seven
>>43973576>Post number ends in seven six:O
>>43973579Uwu
Fuck you and the horse cock you rode in on
>>43973665jealous
My boyfriend and I are open. We prefer being careful and for the longest time I thought he was still taking his PrEP but it turns out he had not signed up for a refill and stopped taking it about two months ago. Today he texted me he was getting ready to go to a hook up so I told him to be safe and said I left extra rubbers in his bathroom. Then he leaves me an audio message on his way home saying he started with a condom but halfway through the other person insisted he take it off and my bf just asked if he had tested for any STIs recently to which the person said “No I’m good” so I think my bf went ahead and continued raw until he finished. My gut reaction to that was “Okay well maybe he and I just wear a condom together until he goes in for testing and then I can feel more secure about that” but I am also thinking I might be overreacting to that? Idk. I like to be responsible for my sexual health and I don’t want to come across like I’m shaming him. I just tend to prefer being on the safe side. Do you think it’d be too much/too extra of me to request that from my bf? Could use some honesty from strangers lol thanks in advance!
chicharrones picantes
Faggots.
>>43973714Omfg do you listen to race chaser pod?
>>43973694You should 100% take the threat of stis seriously. Especially if you are in an open relationship.
>>43973722Wtf is that
Holdens impact
>>43973459Yes you are.
>>43973763As he slams his fist into shizas face
I'm not wearing socks and all I can smell is my feet :3
>>43973789i need them in my mouth now
Im wet running down my vagina...
I just peeled my underwear off and all I can smell is my vagina I literally hot boxed my room with this shid I can see steam coming off of my vagina...
i bet bug chasers are gonna be the patient zero for whatever crazy mutation happens they gonna make AIDS airborne
>>43973694aint reading allat
>>43973815https://youtu.be/cojHlkfmh3A?si=Tc4g1Emj7B3pQ7bIDo you think ill ever become infected with a superstrain? :(
hi, i'm still horny
>>43973862hi horny I'm dad
>>43973874i need at least 2 dads to sort me out
>>43973885well you've got 2 holes don't you kiddo?
I have gots to be honest I like older men
>>43973532Eating at the lodge to avoid their wives?
>>43973889and i need them filled while my pole is in someone's hole
>>43973897so you need 2 dads and a brother
>>43973902keep your incest shit to yourself. i meant dad as in hairy middle aged man with a thick uncut cock
>>43973908we all know what you really meant
I know we aren't supposed to fuck robots but I'd make an exception for 9S.
Shiza died because Holden lied
>>43973943>we aren't supposed to fuck robots?
Hi, good evening. I hope you're doing well.
>>43973968when did you last blast your hole?
>>43973763Holden's manifesto
>>43973694If you have any reason to believe there is a chance your boyfriend has an STD you should act as if he does until proven otherwise. You should not be ashamed for wanting to not be sick. If he has a problem with that, then that is his risk to take, not yours.
>>43973968Queen, what will you be wearing to Shiza's funeral? Personally, I'm going with something sheer and skimpy.
>>43973943Looks like a child
Does shiza even post here anymore i mean idk why you guys keep bringing her up you might as well bring up sizzy spazek while you’re at it
>>43973979Im wearing a bears costume
>>43973987Now there was a real woman
>>43973982that's the point
I love dude feet and I wish I didn’t. I’m not even obsessive or weird about it or anything, I just wish my eyes weren’t immediately drawn to a guy’s feet if they’re out yknow?
do all gay men have herpes?
>holden>sissyspacek>tex>cersei>shiza Threads were just better back then now we have nobody personalities like timur and jager
at least we still have Marina and Slayer
>>43974010me but hole
>>43974026yikes…
>>43974036I like hole to but when are they ever out?
>>43973971Anoooon that's a private matter~>>43973979Shiza died? D:
jacking my shit right now like straight long larry stroke shesh type shit. any1 else want in on this?
>>43974058When I jack my shit I get poop on my hands...
>>43974058shut the fuck up slayer lmao
>>43974026Hi Anon I am here
Piggies GOT FED
>>43974053i was just being a silly billy. maybe in locker rooms? i don't know, i don't visit those places
why isnt it cis anymore
>>43974073the trannies have won. masculinity has fallen
>>43974073because we fuckin ftms now
>>43974063You’re here and you’re queerSay it loud say it proud During the holy month of pride
>>43974082ok when im ftm
>>43974088get that ass over here boy
my coworker has such a nice ass
>>43974058
lowkey i would like to try sucking off a lil poonies big boy bean one time. sounds super fucking gay and retarded so it's right up my alley
Ate Jollibee and mocha cake and my fucking abs disappeared…
>>43974100Omg anon you remembered
>>43974105slayer please
amerifats, is someone from south dakota considered a 'southerner'
>>43974105
i'm going to touch my big boy bean and think about eating my coworkers ass
>>43974115why only quote you, I said to myself>>43974126in no way shape or form is sodak southern
>>43974126No, midwest. South dakota is one state away from the 49th parallel.
>>43974131
>>43974131can I touch your boy bean while you eat my ass
>>43974129troonsucker chimping out because he's too scared to post vocaroos nemore
>>43974118i ain't slayer lil gup i'm just thinkin a lil poonie deserves her bean getting brojobbed that's all
My penis is bright red like a dogs penis
>>43974131post socks
>>43974139>>43974141thought so. just saw some dude call himself southerner and was confused
I gayd
To tops here do you guys bother if a bottom has hairy lega despite the ass area is clean shaved? I’m pretty hairy but I stop shaving around my ass Im wondering if I should continue it all the way down…
>>43974155both you and samael have that in common
>>43974167>ass area is clean shavedi get soft and leave
Lately I've been thinking would it be so bad to die like grrrrr I get so angry and sad that im alive :/ because I just want something better then this no offense to god but like it just seems like there could be better but idk there could be worse too so I wont kills myself I guess and then people make you sad for wanting to die or like you should stay alive for them but I think if everyone died it would be okay thats why I support global warming :3
>>43974085Am I queer? Hehe>>43974109Ohh mocha cake sounds good! It reminds me of Tiramisu.
>>43974167Just the crack is all that really serves a purpose for me personally but in general you should do what you like and then consider letting a guy having an input if he seems like dating material.
>>43974153I'm not Slayer, and I don't think the other guy is, either, honestly
>>43974180>Am I queer?no you're fucked in the head
When I was a kid I got stung by a bee before
>>43974175Everyone dying is ok sis. It simply is what it is. You should try to be grateful for the unique gift of life that you have which is the rarest thing in existence. I'm not getting on this topic tonight.
Crack is so overhyped
>I'm not him>I never post here Known liar lies again
>>43974201You don't drive places because you like the road
>>43974199Certainly dont feel like a gift what for all the rape murder aches pains etc
>>43974167Personally I much prefer a hairy ass, but I probably wouldn’t care if a guy did this. If he was naturally really hairy on his legs it might look a bit odd desu
>>43974219https://youtu.be/_J9NpHKrKMw
>>43974204I do post here, quite a bit, and this whole ape business started several threads ago when I called Mr Pancakes a great ape from Tanzania–you can verify that yourself. I don't go around antagonizing people with my vocaroo and randomly calling them 'trannies', for one, and I'd like to think a great deal more eloquent than Slayer. On what grounds do you think I'm him, anyways? It's rather insulting, especially with no evidentiary basis.
>>43974217Wtf does that even mean I thought you meant literally about driving but I dont understand thisAnyway if crack is supposed to feel good it sucks at it i know because I was licherally homeless
>>43974246I thought you meant ass crack my bad
you guys jackin off rn? i am
>>43974252I don't do that anymore I have a boyfriend
I used to huff aerosol cans to get high when I was homeless and they would make me feel really light headed and drunk lol but I dont remember exactly what the substance was :3
>>43974252yes
>>43974252No i came earlier
>>43974252>>43974259post pics
>>43974252Ew pervert literally thats sexual harassment who asked you
>>43974257having a bf made me jerk off more
>>43974252Co op a few hours ago
Honestly I could never let another man's seed in my hole. Don't know how bottoms do it
>>43974171>>43974185>>43974231Heh thanks. My grindr buddy said he loved all the fuzz around my buttcheeks, I used to be insecure about it but now I don’t mind>>43974180Tiramisu is much sweeter! i love it.
I wish I could be a bear for real but without tapeworms or worms of any kind
>>43974263how about you beg
>>43974252
>>43974282nope
still haven't taken off my work clothes.
>>43974288>>43974263
>>43974292it's not sexy at all.
>>43974294why would it have to be
>>43974294Not being sexy is sexy to someone
>>43974288Flex your arms in it and send it herePleaseeee
>>43974297why else would you want to see>>43974300yes, and i think that's pretty gross. i'm going to change now.
>>43974306>why else would you want to seecause you mentioned it
>>43974306What are you changing into? :3c
>>43974320a smashing pumpkins shirt and sleep shorts
>>43974320a werewolf
>>43974323slut
>>43974329that isn't true
You’re probably fat
>>43974343yea it is. you can't hide it from me.
God I love jacking off. I just do it ideally sometimes, not watching porn or being horny, just like mindlessly stroking it cause it still feels good in my hand and the act of doing it is just fun.
>>43974356Thats nice who asked?
>>43974361i did. spiritually
>>43974351my bmi is 21
>>43974356I like to hold my cock and balls when I sleep sometimes
>>43974278I was insecure too when I was really young and now I just embrace it. Hairy men are hot. Naturally less hairy men are hot too. The thought of a guy shaving makes me sad tho, unless it’s just his shaft and balls. I do prefer those to be smooth
>>43974368i prefer someone else's or having mine held
>>43974371>unless it’s just his shaft and ballswrong
>>43974323Sleep shorts?
Sometimes I like to jam my fingers in my vagina while I sleep and let the pussy stank get on my fingers and then I smell my fingers all day the next day x3
See how it sounds when you talk about your penis in public anon? We've talked about this...
>>43974361You're a gay man. By default, you are assumed to be curious and informative of the status of my penis. Everyone asked. It's implicit.
>>43974379Wrong? It wasn’t an objective statement
>>43974380i think they're technically street shorts, but they're soft, and i think it's weird to wear something like that outside. they're like sweatpants. sweatshorts.
>>43974389No thats not true anon nobody cares about your penis and I for one am disgusted about hearing of it
>>43974390an objectively wrong statement
>>43974406No, I'm right. You're just the weird one in the situation. Which is fine, by the way, just understand you're the odd one out.
>>43974371I used to hate my beard but my barber said I look cute and rubbed my stubble and poked my belly :3
>>43974420bottom
Getting beard pet or scritched is peak
>>43974413No some of us come here for high brow discussion
Getting pet in general is peak but yes
pet my hole
>>43974426My barber is just a big dutch guy, his hands are twice bigger than mine lol
>>43974278Yes! I get it at Olive Garden every time I go there. ^u^
anyone like dutch happy hardcore
>>43974452and you got hard when he touched you
*poke
>>43974201Butt crack is never rated enough. It's amazing!
I got a lil hard when my dentist touched me recently
Taking butt pictures is hard
>>43974461Not anymore. Dude has a wife and kid. But I admit every time he lifts the chair up while i’m sitting on it, he grunts loudly I try hard not to smile
>>43974473where did he touch you
>>43974478who are you taking butt pics for?>>43974480>Dude has a wife and kid.and that stops you from getting hard?ps: not anymore means you used to
>>43974420Cute. I love you anon.
>>43974480He’s telling you he wants to fuck you and you’re clueless as fuck
>>43974485He put his hand on my shoulder and said “i hope you enjoy your [name of country] life”
>>43974494Nobody, sometimes I just like to see myself from a different perspective or to practice a pose
>>43974524slut
>>43974497did you spread your legs and invite him in
>>43974531I'm a virgin
>>43974552exactly
>>43974567Hmm?
Wore my plug all day today. Only took it out when i had to poop, and my god that thing just plopped out like a pancake with no push required. It was gross but oddly satisfying at the same time
green eyes are my weakness
>>43974545No but I did look into his kind eyes
>>43974677how many times have you jerked off to this moment
>>43974676lol
>>43974676This is the type of wholesome white bros you meet at 2010s fps online games>Hey bro, hop on!>What did you have for breakfast bro?>You sound sick! Drink some water!>Stay with me bro ill protect you! (:3)>Aw they got you! I told you to hide! Don’t worry i will avenge you.>GG bro!>Youre getting better! Fuck, I miss him…
>>43974715whats so funny about the perfect boyfriend i will never have
>>43974698None, I need a little bit more than that
>>43974780what do you need?
I need to suck a dick badly
>>43974790don't we all
>>43974795no bc then who gonna get sucked i guess we could 69 but still
I want to fuck this guy.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9ogCpyjlCIo
>>43974838high T
>>43974838>Damn this guy doesn’t know he’s hot…>Swings his fucking cock for likes> ugh nevermind
>>43974865Thank fuck there are other guys who hate that shit, thought I was the only one. Such a boner killer. Try hards don’t get me hard
>>4397482869 is the best
Sleeping top and tail with my straight friend and surreptitiously slipping my big toe up his corn hole
The way he clumsily grabbed it was so unappealing too, looked like he had a sudden onset of crabs or sm
>>43974865>>43974889He is just trying to amass a following so he can live off of YT money. Not an attn seeker, just a prostitute. No judgement here either way
>>43974910Sleeping top to tail is somehow much gayer than sleeping normally desu
We listen and we don't judge (we do)
>>43974889Random plumber with pit sweat stains is hotter than an onlyfans dude in grey sweatpants
>>43974921i'm judging y'all for not closing the tab when that tattoo came into view
>>43974926lol this
Sleeping top to tail is a great way to smell your bestie's feet without him knowing ;))))
>>43974932Exactly. With a gut, too <3>>43974936I don’t mind a bad tattoo. Funny I’ve never once seen one irl that I thought added anything positive
i genuinely feel bad for foot fuckers. there's no respectable way to have that fetish
man i miss having a bf so much i would suck and swallow him everyday before work and when he got home from work hed immediately come up to me pull his dick through the dress pants hole and id get to suc his delicious slightly musky dick again T_T
>>43974965>I’ve never once seen one irl that I thought added anything positivebecause none do.
>>43974970why did you let him go
>respectable fetish
>>43974967I think I’m fairly respectful about it. I think they’re hot but I think every part of a man is hot.
>>43974989lol
>>43974978he was evil bf and trying to kill me lol
>>43975001with cock?
>>43974970>>43975001I'm sorry your relationship didn't work out well :(
>>43974965“You want some water, buddy?”“Take it.”“It’s so hot, do you mind if I take off my clothes for a while?”“Sorry for the smell… just sprayed on my cologne this morning, heh”
>>43973292different? yes, i am better
I wish I were straight.
I wish I could just live in a pile of fluff forever
I missed the yoyo edition ;~; no one even posted a trick or mentioned yoyoing :c
>>43975140post balls
>>43975172>Men only want ONE thing! And it's not money, it's not power, it's not love...
Would you fuck Pete Butigieg? Do you think he is an insatiable bottom?
>>43973694My bf and I opened things before he left the country last fall. We didn't officially close it again even though he'd probably prefer that Though he's the one with HIV
Imagine this scenario. You're put into an eternal sleep. You will never wake up again unless your top makes a difficult decision that will cost the lives of everyone else on Earth. You wake up, you find the world to now be desolate and empty; Totally devoid of all human life. It's just you and him remaining. Are you grateful or do you despise that fact that he prioritized your sole insignificant life over everybody else? How much guilt do you have?
>>43973312
>>43973694We even have all those boyndaries around sexual safety if you aren't going to enforce them?
>>43975330thats cool and all but how do newly hatched birds survive 30 degrees celsius all day without water
my ex slowly started to use no lube and be more forceful until he ripped my ass open and kept going even though i wanted him to stop. he said it doesnt feel good if its not tight but that took like a month to heal it wasnt long after that i left him lol
>>43975417Hatchlings don't drink water, they get moisture from the bugs their parents bring.Are they shaded?
>>43974471Yeah it's oddly cute seeing it peering out
yeah lemme just flood the thread with low effort images of monkeys. totally adding anything of value that anyone gives a crap about
>>43975437who knows if they are shaded, im not a birdi cant survive on bug water
arrgh i need to go out and do a little shopping before everyone else wakes up
my friend thought they had schizophrenia for like the past 8 years but it turns out its just narcolepsy and their schizophrenia symptoms are from sleep deprivation
I've heard about people getting their Amazon deliveries at 5am. Why can't it ever be me? ;_;
>>43975496goys working on sunday
>>43975526someone needs to make me my 8am milkshake and it's not going to be me
Can't believe I was born with the burden of being a faggot
>>43975535>walks into the bedroom with two shaker bottles, one in each hand. you hear the ice rattling in them as I shake them both rhythmically and my muscle tiddies bounce with each shake.Want the vanilla or the chocolate one?
Good afternoon, SirWhat can I do, Sir?Just say the word, SirAnything for you, SirYour friends all say, SirYou don't deserve herI disagree, SirI live to serve, Sir
>>43975521I was pressed for time that one time and had to watch the delivery van minute by minute. I came out the moment she drove up to my driveway. Got a complaint from Amazon the next day. The fuck? They drop off shit when youre cutting grass no problem.
>>43975330omg genocidal daddy
>>43975563>You don't deserve herWho?
>>43975596Your bottom wife (male) ((woman))
>>43975330Wow. We have to repopulate the earth now. I'm gonna be so busy.
sundays are so boring and upsetting. it's so quiet and depressing and just feels so fucking dull. so i might go to the shop and get a couple of tinnies to drink and cry
>>43975643lol this tranny spent Saturday night home alone
Why do Americans have so ugly names? Like “Kayleigh” or “Abbey” . It’s ridiculous . Do they think it sounds fancy?
>>43975657tranny? you're funny anon. But yeah, I did. What's so bad and wrong about that?
>>43975542its a choice
soup is for bottoms soup soup is for bottoms tops cannot have soup
>>43975666and i'd choose it again
Good morning! Do you have any Sunday plans?
>>43975665sundays are boring with you
>>43975643>goyou mean roll?
>>43975676Killing myself
>>43975678sundays are a boring day with anyone. it's literally just a boring quiet day. >>43975680walk and roll baby. walk and roll.
>>43975696Please don't :(
>>43975697lmao boring incel
>>43975548I'm already at the store getting a cookie coffee, you want one?
>>43975708>incelshows how little you know... >>43975714nta But can I Get a Mocha Pkleaese
>>43975714yasssss
I am listening to Glorilla in Astana
i really just want a mani pedi. is that so much to ask for? get my eyebrows waxed while we're at it. i'd be so happy
You guys like Frutiger Aero?
>>43975747hate
>>43975757Why?
>>43975775material design invoking shit tier materials triggers me
Do you watch football? Or are you just a faggot?
>>43975814i only watch football while visiting family because my aunt runs around the house while the game is on and then asks me specifically about what she missed
>>43975787also for some reason no one mentions that it actually originated from apple macs around 2000
>>43975814i watch pocket billiard
>>43975585Typical bloody woman
>>43975814Football sucks and only gambling adicts think it's interesting. Worst major sport by miles.But yeah I watch it sometimes because my degen gamba roommate likes it.
>>43975983Basically, football is created to sell merchandise to european children
>>43975983is there a single sport that doesn't suck? the only thing worth looking at is their beefy asses
>>43976097i dont think there is any sport that sucks, you skinny fat loserwell except golf but we all know
>>43976114i never was able to participate in anything other than swimming cus of a disease i have that makes me fragile but they are all just so fucking boring to watch. maybe participating would be different
i need a bf
holy shit he ran around and kicked a ball wtfff my mind is explodingmeanwhile watch something like brood war and its like the dude has 10 brains instead of 1 with the amount of shit he's managing and theres constantly shit happening
>>43976144good bait spawn>>43976126are you sick and dumb? quite literally nothing is boring to watch, its your severe npc brain
>>43976168you might as well be watching paint dry lol its all the same
>>43976174>>43976174>>43976174
>>43976097No, but football has too many people and too much downtime. They spend like half the game showing coaches, refs, the crowd, and replays to distract from the fact that a good portion of the game is finding the right spot to stand in before the ball moves.
