>>43980311
>tfw limblet octopi instead of chad squid
why live

>>43980311
You will never be a real nautilus. You have no shell, you have no chambers, you have no cirri. You are an octopus twisted by secretions into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back cephalopods mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Fish are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even argies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a cuttlefish. Your tentacle structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a corydora home with you, it’ll turn tail and swim away the second it gets a look at your deformed, flattened arms.