Alcohol kills ur gains so I only drink on special occasions like birthdays n such

>>43983523
>QOTT
natty daddy

>>43983269
born 2 be gardevoir forced 2 be gallade

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>>43983523
I hate IPAs and love a good smooth irish stout or ale but I end up going for basic bitch lagers like sapporo a lot of the time

I barely drink because I don't go to bars and sit in my room all day.

>>43983587
tfw i'm a 28 year old alcoholic like misato but i'm not attractive and i don't have a cool job and people don't like me

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>>43983523
>qott
no, it makes me feel so lame to admit lol. on the bright side, it makes it easy to not get even fatter when i rarely drink calories

>didn't say that you haven't groomed a teenage boy, unlike her

>>43983523
>qotd

got drunk one time and put on john lennon at the party, never again,.

taking estrogen saved my life

>>43983606
that never stopped me from drinking a hell of a lot
>>43983643
because i have done that (he was 19 so it's ok)

I am nervious around crowds like today at the theater. Do they notice yet or am i being paranoid?

>trans man on vocals
>trans woman on the drums
>still moding
i’ll never honmode i think

>>43983681
give us the grooming storytime

estrogen didn't save my life, reinventing myself did

>>43983712
>natal female singing
>natal males playing instruments
many such cases

moder n sons

>>43983784
is there any hope for me as a mtf vocalist ;-;

>>43983523
IPAs because im a millennial at heart

>>43983784
the vocals are split between him and a cis man
>>43983811
probably, i really like some trans women who sing. mel stone is awesome

im already dumb enough without alcohol slowly killing my brain cells so no, no beer.

>>43983811
Yes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmVgO0LG6E

i love cervesa because im a white boy that fucks

went to the beach today. buds poked out through my swimshirt. another cis man on estrogen loss

why does the nigger in my class smell so bad?
I gave him a $20 bill Friday and he still smells bad

nobody notices stupid fag, especially if you're American like holy shit the racks ive seen on guys here r insane

my skinny fat moder stummy is grotesque

>>43983893
did you pay him to smell good?

i ate too much seafood yesterday and i've been taking the nastiest, rankest shits all day

>>43983523
miller lite i’m an alcoholic deadbeat mom in her 30s

i like beer but for some reason I feel so fucking moided on the inside as I am on the outside drinking it... so instead im sipping on a cup of trace....

>>43983912
this so much this

>>43983912
Iwannalickit

hi i joined the modercord last night and i was banned due to a misunderstanding. is it possible for me to be unbanned to explain myself? thank you!

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>>43983912
I need to get back to being skinnyfat

there should be a blanchardian meme title specifically for bisexual trans people and a corresponding flag

it’s called mef

the agp flag is right there sweetie

>>43984070
who

>>43984104
BSTS (bullshit transsexual OR bisexual transsexual depending on agp power level)

>>43984136
but i don't have that fetish
>>43984138
but i'm actually androphilic

>>43984146
my disc is moonlilysundrop, ty!!

>>43984156
agp

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>>43984174
the idea that trans people can't be bisexual is just biphobia. it's pride month, do better.

liv agar

io

growing bacteria in my liv agar for biological weapons purposes

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found a bioweapon culture in a container of yogurt at the back of the fridge award
I'm afraid I inhaled some spores idk why I opened it I had a bad feeling before I even looked at the date

>>43984168
why does this name keep appearing

>>43984325
add them three times and you'll summon a girl with bpd in your bedroom

>>43983523
what if in the future there's better ffs that basically shrinks your skull, but they can't do anything about your tongue so you have an absolutely ginormous tongue compared to the rest of your face and transphobes are constantly trying to work their fingers into your mouth so they can examine it? has anyone considered that?

>>43983765
how does one reinvent themselves

>>43984501
you gotta just get out there and do it bro

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>>43984508
t-thanks... you too... :<

no i dont drink. well actually i did buy some spirits for reasons. i only had a glass and it was the first in years.

>>43984479
i hope there’s an ffs that makes me dead

>>43983912
you say this, but people here proclaimed they jerked off to mine

i was lying btw

you're still riding that high huh

lettum have it, I am one that is unjerkoffable to

i've jerked off to hundreds of thousands of things, none of which were manmoders

I have jerked off to one manmoder hundreds of thousands of times

i've jerked to myself, ig the counts as moder bustin

fear not the man who has jerked off to many things once, but the man who has jerked off to one thing many times

>>43984656
which one? can i have in?

you haven't lived your true best agp life until you've jerked it to a video of you jerking it yourself in the mirror
*distant goodbye horses*

>>43984693
chudette ofc

jerking off to you jerking off to yourself

they have mindcraft on phones now

>>43984697
Ohh this is a new one. I should stop hrt for a week or two so I could get that spunk back and try this.

oversized hoodie #15 acquired

i'd rather jerk someone else off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o783uvy_Ew

>>43984701
lum face

oh look at the nut police over here

>>43984837
actually it's cum face (cuz I cum)

where is a skinny man with no thighs and a scarred tummy from years of injections supposed to shoot himself up

>>43984875
Under the fingernail like a drug addict

skinnyfat moders with muffin tops squeezing into tight jeans

oh thats me

>>43983523
american: coors banquet
mexican: modelo or modelo cheladas

no, it’s me

>>43984962
they way im skinnyfat make all jeans look tight af

my thighs bulge out even in loose straight cut men's jeans now it's absurd

>>43983914
He asked me for some money
I thought he was gonna buy a speedstick with it

never mention that brand again nigga

real dirty and mean
take your face off cousin, I’m a surgery fiend
the type of cat that would rather just be heard than be seen

Licking shots at the government
With a knife out at the White House right in front of it
That’s who you fucking with, I’m a sick monster
Slam dance in the motherfucking pit monster

blink twice if you want your dick sucked

I ain't gon' play no more
Beat a faggot till he ain’t fucking gay no more

You just living in my world of doom
Until Jedi Mind decide to build your tomb
I build with goons

I think I’ll hit the fucking bar with King Syze
Who’s these motherfuckers dressing in pink guys?
You a retard, claim to be street smart
But you the first one to run when the beef start
You fucking sweetheart, you’re in the wrong game
Beat your head till you dead with a long chain
Jedi Mind Tricks gon’ have a long reign
And the opposite of pleasure is all pain

Mama, mama, it seems like years
To face what we are in the end
Since you said goodbye through a veil of tears
We stand before the light
Your only boy is a soldier now...
And our true nature is revealed
Self-revelation is annihilation of self

[Verse 1: Vinnie Paz]
Mummy, I don't wanna live no more
I don't think I got nothin' else to give no more
It's like I lost my passion for life
It's like all of my actions are trife
I don't feel like I used to about the world
I don't feel like I used to about my girl
I just wanna die mummy 'cause it's too hard
I just wanna lie calmly and to view God

>>43985442
go on

"do you want a cat to lay her head in your lap or do you want a estrogenized MAN to lay his head in your lap"

if i get raped one more time i'm really gonna start to resent it

>>43985539
me on the right