everyday i dream of a trans housewife and not much else

>>43994716
It’s rare enough to find a guy willing to foot the bill for lunch. Maybe if I wasn’t ugly

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>>43994716
It's not something i particularily aspire to be but I think if i ended up as a housewife I would be very happy about it.
Doubtful that i'll end up in that scenario though.

>>43994761
Ha, I have split or paid for the bill on the last 5 of my dates with men

>>43995007
Do u pass? Is there any hope if u pass? I think all I really need to do to make everything fall into place is voice train but it almost doesn’t feel worth the work. I’ll still be a tranny to them.

>>43995054
I am a cis bi woman lol

"housewife" is always code word for "lazy neet leech"

>>43995007
men are pathetic wtf
volcels stay winning

>>43995439
at least try to contain some of your no bitches energy

>>43994716
Yeah, I think someday maybe. If my gf would be able to make enough to financially support both of us. She seemed to like the idea. I cook well, and if I could quit my job to clean, take care of all the chores, and garden, i think we'd both be a lot happier

>>43995196
Its so over

Yes but I'm too much of a bitter amab

>>43995439
you say that like its a bad thing

>>43995516
Get a job, bitch

>>43995683
you can troon out on me in a few years or so <3

>>43995802
not happening, i'll just make you a housewife

>>43995837
i promise i wont mind it <3

>>43995853
i do

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>>43994716
yeah, i strongly dislike employment in general but it's kind of a dream.. i'd say i'm unemployable and in pragmatic terms i'd fit into that category as unfit but i mainly don't because some mutt will call me a lazy leech etc etc. it's not that i'm stupid but i'm aware enough to note my dysfunctions and instability i think

I really dislike society in general so it's definitely a nice fantasy for getting to opt-out of major social circles, will never fucking happen tho lmao

>>43994726
there's no way people like you are real

>>43994716
Not really, I've entertained the idea but that's really an impossible goal to reach, not to mention the potential for abuse it creates

>>43994716
Not a housewife but definitely a family life.

>>43996515
Why not? I'm a cis bi guy and I'd be cool with cis or trans wife

>>43996077
Never say never, there are stable and lonely men lurking this board

>>43994716
Best offer u got is concubine bislut

Fuck I legitimately need a housewife in my life but it's a weird thing to offer people

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>>43994716
yeah all the time, but I can't even get a boyfriend let alone a husband who would want to support me in that

>>43999117
why not?

>>43999394
I'm ugly and old and antisocial

>>43999441
If you say you're old and you're fucking your 30s, I'm going to slap you

>>43999680
I'm in my late twenties lol
I know it's not old but it feels old for a tranny, especially when you're a lonely NEET tranny

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>>43995439
On this board, absolutely
>oh please I need a rich cis straight guy who doesn't like trannies except me to fall in love with me and fund my life and hobbies while I do the bare minimum like cook him hot pockets

>>43995516
At least contain your e-whoring energy, slut.
The anon >>43995439 is completely right, and that's why I never talk to anyone who calls themselves as such. They also ALWAYS have a history of selling their nudes and will make you feel like shit if you try to leave them, because that means they'll starve on the streets

Yeah all the time. I just want someone I can love and care for

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Best you can get is a chaser who will love bomb you once a week and make you the bang maid 6 days a week (he will be the bottom)

>>44000798
>Best you can get is a chaser who will love bomb you once a week and make you the bang maid 6 days a week
I'm pathetic enough to put up with that-
>(he will be the bottom)
oh...

>>43994716
daily.

The idea of having a wife from 4chan is something I always liked but is obviously extremely unlikely. Like chatting about retarded threads and memes we saw while cooking dinner together sounds amazing

>>44000937
would you be able to afford a single income? Like housewives are cool but they do come at a cost.

>>44000948
Yeah, I own my own home and I have a pretty good career. I could definitely support a partner alongside myself

>>43994716
i dream of having one to four cute trans maid girl punching bags who live with me and serve me while I take care of them and forcibly doll them up and fund their transitions

>>44001030
idk i'd love to be a maid- punchingbag? less so.
>>44000993
it's kind of fucked up that i only feel like im useful around the house. worse is, i can't take care of myself- but if there's someone i care about deeply, you know damn well i'm going to bust my ass for them.

>>44001048
I'm a little bit of a sadist but if you don't like being struck I'm sure I could find another way to torment you that's more to your tastes!

>>44001066
bwwehhh yeah...
i may make another maid yearning post. at some point. maybe if im lucky, someone will give me the grace to serve them.

>>44001048
I think people who take on a homemaker role really underestimate how much they actually give to the working partner. Having someone to come home to after a long day of work, someone you can talk to over dinner, someone who makes you feel like working is worth it because it allows you both to enjoy time with each other. That's worth a lot.
Damn, now I'm just making myself depressed for being single

>>44001030
neeeeeddddd..

>>44001124
i suppose the guy i used to live with was really appreciative to come home to a nicely made meal every night. he'd thank me for every meal. Albeit, I should've been more useful for him around the house- but I mean, I was in school- and had a job, so it was less easy to be a "housewife".
I feel bad that most of the manual labour was done by him though. Like, shoveling our driveway. I am wayyyy too flimsy for that.

>>43994716
being one? no. having one? closest i'll ever get is if my friend ever got divorced, we'd probably end up living together. we're both kinda ace though so it would just be as partners. i would work for the both of us though

>>44001245
Don't eve worry about that. Men love to do manual labor in front of their partners, it's a toxic masculinity thing for sure but we do it anyways

>>44001434
i suppose.
idk, i'm not straight, solely on the basis of "men aint shit".
my old roommate was stellar. a shame we got evicted. we parted ways because we needed to find places, not because I wanted to.

All the men that like trannies are either broke losers or creepy predators. You will not find a gallant hard working husband amongst them

>>44001533
oh.... :(

>>44001533
I take offense to that. I'm cool with dating both trans and cis women and I consider myself not a predator or a broke loser

>>44001533
I'd be fine with a neet husband and we both leech the taxpayer together while living in poverty

I'm bi and married and have kids.
If I wasn't married and didn't have kids, I'd have a tranny wife. I'm really into anal and having my cock sucked and I have a feeling (fantasy) that a tranny wife would be more into doing that kind of stuff than my cis wife, who is basically a typical woman that doesn't like sex nearly as much as I do.
She'd have to be cute though, and put my pleasure above her own (part of the fantasy.)
I also hate doing dishes and laundry so that's her job.

Kind of feel like the ultimate catch for a trans wife too, which feeds the fantasy. I'm an attractive, tall, blonde, white guy with a bigger dick than almost all the porn stars I've seen.

>>43994761
I can also afford lunch.

>>44001818
cringe

>>44001818
lmao the desperattion for tranny attention in this post is palpable

>>44001818
U can marry a man and have kids w him and he’ll still post stuff like this how mortifying

>>44002140
That post was a tranny bait larp. "Hey trannies I am a sexy man very big benis, I will play to your confidence issues by saying I like you more than my cis woman"

As a guy, I think I would really enjoy having a housewife but the issue is that if you bring up that you have the financial means to support having a housewife, the vultures come out and try to get you

>>44003241
Thats why you marry me, somebody with no college degree who would never use you for your money. Joking aside being a housewife leaves you in a pretty bad spot if you end up getting broken up with esp if theres no formal marriage and ur just a house gf

>>44002017
Yeah, why else would I post it? Clearly I like trannies, like I said in the post.

>>44001947
Thanks

>>44002140
Having sexual interests is normal, prudish judgmental weirdo. Clutch your dikey pearls elsewhere

>>44003308
Don't tempt me with that marriage offer. Yeah that's something that I do worry about. I think I'd like my potential wife to at least try to work on a degree or something in her spare time if possible

>>44003471
> trying to seduce other women on 4chan and talking about how much better it'd be to be with them than the mother of your children is normal

>>44003475
>I think I'd like my potential wife to at least try to work on a degree or something in her spare time if possible
Yeah this is why even though being a house wife (in an ideal situation) is something I think could be nice and I would love to do I’m going to community college while I work

>>44003487
That's a pretty dramatic misreading. You see what you want to see, I guess. Pointless to correct since the original post is there for non retards.

lol creeps always hate being called out as creeps

>>44003581
If you say so. I'm not seducing anyone, or cheating on my wife (and never would and never have cheated on anyone.) I made a post about my sexual interests. It's pretty normal and she doesn't mind any of my kinks. There's also more to a relationship than sex. Your response reminds me of reddit posts where a person makes a relationship complaint and then all the angry single women dogpile with "He's abusive! Divorce him!" despite not really having any insight beyond a single post and their own assumptions.
>Ib4 See? You typed words on the discussion forum, you're so mad!

>>44003745
lmao ok buddy

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>>44000937
God I need a 4chan wife but this is the only board where you can consistently talk to women in a sfw manner so you come off as a chaser if you look for a wife here

>>44003755
Notice: this post is an attempt to earn the coveted "Last Word"
Any attempts to invalidate this "Last Word" will be met with an additional "Last Word"

>>44003946
yeah /soc/ is just gooner central unfortunately

I think I would be able to offer a housewife life to anyone as long as they cover the following:
>are not extremely young
>are willing to live in socal
>are only interested in a monogamous relationship
>are not racist or severely mentally unwell

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>>44004723
>are not extremely young

>>44004782
I meant that I'm a guy who could offer that to someone, dumb chaser-kun. I'm like in my 30s, I couldn't fathom being with someone who was like 19 or 20

>>44004723
>not extremely young
FUCK MY YOUNGSHIT LIFE

>>44004723
im a passing trans girl who is all those things and aspires to be a good housewife (but still working on my own career regardless). also im very close to socal.

if you wanna talk drop some kinda contact

>>44005219
Awesome, here's my discord if you'd like to talk

__spacecase__

>>43994716
I did before taking hrt. Now I want to be succesfful and make lots of money and have a hunky stay at home husband who can do whatever hobby or plan vacations to take.

>>44005390
pretty based, I wish you well

>>44005262
added you

you and every other broke ass tranny around here

>>44005262
I hope you enjoy the horse of neets that will be messaging you to leech

>>44004723
Always on the other side of the world, fuck my life

A man with a tranny wife would immediately cheat on her the moment a cis foid gave him any attention

I think if my whole family died I (cismoid) could wed and house a gigapassoid.

>>44009323
Why are you such a coward?

>>44009350
its the best I can do sry

>>44009382
Be a fucking man and date trannies without being afraid that your mom is going to call you a faggot

>>44009388
hm interesting. are these "trannies" you speak of good at cooking? can I take them out in public

>>44009411
Many are and yes you can

>>44009418
maybe I will visit my local dealer...

i lucked into being a housewife but i dont think a lot of girls are made for it tbhon, for starters you basically have to date a conservative leaning guy cause most other types wont be into it. also it gets really repetitive which would probably drive some people crazy. not me though bc im built different.

>>44009500
My job is already repetitive and i already do all the house work anyways I dont have a problem marrying a reasonable chud

>>44009500
I don't think it's a conservative thing to like a stay at home partner

>>44009500
i always feel guilty wanting a trans housewife gf because its considered conservative, even though i hate conservatism to its core

>>44010728
don't be, a lot of us would love to be housewives, you can make one of our sisters very happy!
it's not conservative to choose a certain format for your own relationship, together, as a couple, conservativism is when you try to force it on others
just rememmber, it's a houseWIFE not a housegirlfriend
i do hope you find our trans housewife and make her very happy :)

>>44010865
> our trans housewife
i meant "your" xD

>>43994716
I wish I was forcibly transitioned and married off at like 18 to a man.

>>44010865
thank you.

>>44010877
But what if they surgically grafted watermelons to your chest and your back ached constantly?

I swear the only men who want to make a tranny into a housewife are on here. Every man I’ve gone on a date with expects me to be 50/50 because its the current year (even though trans women have the worst gender based economic outcomes out of anybody still)

>>44010935
It's the demographic. I assume there are a lot of nerdy lonely men who have well paying jobs but horrible luck with women irl so 4chan is their go to place to find a wife

>>44010968
God willing i will find one

>>44010933
damn that sux

>>44010997
Yeah you didn't think about having unwieldy tits.

>>44010991
there's a few in this thread, shoot your shot nona

>>44011031
im unemployed.. me and my housewife will survive off of love alone..

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>>44011031
Ok
Any of u chasers wanna get married i currently live in southwestern ohio

>>44011044
first time someone on here is just a state away and of course they have to be in the opposite fucking direction from me

>>44011057
Thats ok i cant afford to be anymore poor

>>44011044
If you're willing to move to California, I'd be interested

>>44011135
That would be a dream

>>44011143
Send me a message, we can talk
>>44005262

>>44011151
Ok friended u i think

>>44011170
Should be from tfswagg/smart frick

>too broke to be a provider
>too ugly to be a housewife
It's over