I wish I had a platonic mtf friend I could take to places so I didn't have to go alone like to restaurants or movie theaters or bars. like just someone I could call randomly and take out on faux dates. like just ask how her day was or talk about whatever she was interested in. maybe give her rimjobs or blowjobs on occasion. I don't think anyone would want that though. I assume they'd think that was weird
i was with you until the rimjob part
I was also with you until the rimjob part
>>44026669>>44026787what's wrong with rimjobs?
I was also also with you until the rimjob part
I was also also also with you until the rimjob part. And the blowjob part. Im straight
>>44026810Poop
I had no idea people hated getting rimjobs this much. I didn't think it's that weird I just like giving them.
>>44026879I mean obviously not dirty buttholes
Not specific to rimjobs for me, just stopped reading there after platonic fwb style
>>44026903you can platonically give rimjobs and blowjobs
>>44026889I mean i fuck with them but I was like "haha yeah i would also love a friend to just go do stuff with.">aw fuck she wants to have sex
>>44026914I'm a guy
>>44026810nothing ig i just want a friend and not someone’s tongue in my butt
>>44027310>>I want a friend>>not a tongue in my butt that's just an acquaintance then
>>44026951this changes things but i still just wanna have a friend not someone to fuck casually
>>44027350no that's fairI didn't think it counted as like a friends with benefits situation because it wasn't actual intercourse
>>44027424does a rimjob not involving intercourse really make it a casual thing to do with all your friends ?
>>44028495well now I feel like I'm crazy when you say it like thatthe few female friends I've had in the past told me it was okay. they said it was normal to do hand and mouth stuff even if we weren't dating
>>44028524what type of fucking friends do you have??? we must live in different worlds i’ve never done any casual hand and mouth stuff with friends and i don’t see how that’s much different from intercourse
>>44028545well they were usually women I wanted to date but they said they didn't want a relationship with me and wanted to stay friends but they said they wanted to do hand and mouth stuff and it was okay to do cause we were friends
>>44026810hi anon i know others did not like this but i love dates and getting my ass ate this sounds perfect to me
>>44028633well thank you Anon that's nice of you to say. I was feeling like I was crazy
>>44026542i was with you until the blowjobs part
>>44028655i didn’t mean to decry rim and blow jobs it’s just strange to me that those could be considered platonic activities
>>44028668
>>44028678no I mean that's fair. I understand. it's totally fine to have boundaries. I was just second guessing myself like the women I've been friends with before were lying to me or something
>>44026542I think you started to copy my thread style. You have to be cooler and more dominated, no tranny wants a submissive faggot. Drop the platonic, keep listing the nice things, but say "Fuck her" instead of doing submissive stuff with her.
>>44028735I'm not submissive I just like doing that stuff. it's probably more for me honestly. I do not care if someone thinks it's submissive/dominant
>>44028686and i wouldnt want to be friends with anyone who i know would be willing to suck tranny cock, regardless if they would suck mine or not. men should not suck tranny penis
>>44028793well fine I'm not inviting you to dinner and a movie anyway >:(
>>44028678i am >>44028633 and idk if i would call it platonic but i really enjoy sharing like, romantic or sexual or intimate things with friends. not in a way that implies anything more than being friends though. to me these things are not in conflict, if i trust a friend enough to share that kind of stuff with them it just makes the friendship even cooler to me. a friend i could go on dates with and who might occasionally spend the night and have sex sounds amazing to me. also i love getting my ass ate so this specifically sound good>>44028655you're welcome
>>44028829are you free this weekend Anon?and do you like hibachi?
>>44028793Why? That's normal you dumb bitch. Men lick pussy and sometimes assholes, if you don't have a neovagina, deal with it. Also, frotting is hot
>>44028847yes i am and i do not know if i like hibachi as i have never tried it, but trying new food it one of my favourite things to do especially for a date
>>44028856thank you for defending my honor anon>>44028859would be friends with+hand and mouth stuff/10
>>44028856a man licking a penis is gay no matter what, dont compare it to eating pussy because a penis is not a pussy
>>44028895Sorry chud, I won't let you define my sexuality.
>>44028880sigh that would be nice. i need to find someone irl to take me on dates and to do hand and mouth stuff with but all like as friends and its just friends being friendly
>>44028919im a tranny, dont touch my fucking dick ill hurt you
>>44028925are you in the Midwest?
>>44026542I weirdly fantasize about having a platonic cis guy friend almost as much as having a boyfriend. I should join some nerd hobby thing to meet some guys
>>44028951i'm not even on the same continent sadly
>>44026889>>44026542I love rimjobs :)t. celtic tranny
>>44028930Then get fucking surgery
>>44028983:(
>>44029011ill get an orchi, i dont know about srs yet
>>44029020I'm proud of you
>>44029034im going to cry